TIIE BEE: OMAHA. SATURDAY. NOVEMBER 19. 1011.
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rH .:)r0 ' -'f tW, Perfect
Children's COo qnullty undcrvcnts or
Jersey rib or fleeced, at. per Garment
Children's Klastic Fleece. )lncd Undervests or
J'unts, at, ler garment 18H
A rise on this of 2'c per slzo
Men's All Wool Shirts or Dtawtn-All kinds.
values to $2.00. at $1.23, 98o and 75o
Complets Unas of Starling' Underwaar for
tadiei.
You Can Easily Save
Ho on Winter Underwear
nd nt til be confident of petting highest quality by
buying hero now. We guarantee all garments per
feet in every way fit, quality, atyle, fabric. Our
fortunate purchase la the reason of the price We're
giving you the benefit of the bin cash discounts we
received.
Silk and Wool I'rilon Suits In Stratford,
Mills and Luzerne, values to $3. BO, all
garments; on Bale at SI. OS
.OO Wool I'nlon rnilts In cream or white;
on sale Saturday at 81.50
Ladles' Jersey Hibbed Underwear, vests or iauts
In white, cream or pray, regular $1.00 garment
values, regular or extra sizes; Saturday, per gar
ment !)
Ladles' $1.25 and $1.50 Union Suits, all colors and
sizes 98tf 7r
Ladles' 75c Union Suits, all sizes; on sale. . ,49
Ladies' Wool Knit Underwear, $1.50 and $2.00
values at t)S
Men's 93.00 Union Baits $1.98 All wool or imi t
wool In white, light or dark grey und l-l no.
five different numbers for selection, all Mrm
34 to 60, choice $1.93
Kisses' $105 and 91.60 rieece Lined Union
Suite, all kinds and colors, on sale at 98o, 75o
Kan's $3.0O All Wool Undershlrte Houhlo
breasted, all nines jp to 48, great snap, $1.50
Men's $1.00 Underwear, part wool. .Jersey rih
or fleeced shirts or drawers, on sale at ,.49o
Children's 11.60 Wool Cnlon Hulls 90o
Children's rleeced Union Suits, $1.00 uualliy.
cream or trey, at 49o
pants,
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J U RELIABLE STORc
The Best in Men's hals
A complete showing of .Itihn It. Stetson Hats, S3. 50 a,"l P
All newest shapes, both stiff and soft.
At $2.00. $2.50 " S3.00 We'll Show You list,
upon which we ro willing to stake our reputation. Mats which,
In rtyle or quality, we're Rial to have you compare with any
offered anywhere at tht price. We know they won't come out
second best in the comparison.
Men's Soft or Stiff Hats
Manufacturer's samples and
floor stock, $3 to $3 values;
ou sale.. Sl.OO and 50
.Men's (loth Caps All colors,
styles, prices, from 50
75s gtl.00 91.50
A bin Hue of Children's Caps greatly underprteed.
Men's Tur Caps, from 91.50 9-1.50
Great Millinery Clearance
Sale for Saturday
Your utiivstrictoti flioioo of Our Entire Stork of
Trinunoil Hats. Kvorytliinj goos
. bboul One-Third Regular Prices
All Fattern Hats, imported ami tlmm'stir; values from
$.o.()0 to $'.)0.(H), at choice $15.00
All Trimmed Hats, values
to $'-.00, at $10.00
All Trimmed Hats, values
to $15.0(1, at $5.00
All Trimmed Hats that soU
All Trimmed Hats, values
to $10.00, at. $3.50
All Trimmed Hats, values
to $7."0, at $2.50
up to $r ro at, choice $1.50
An immense line of Choice Designs for selection.
All millinery marked in plain figures here.
Saturday's sales in our Suit Department will be a
fitting climax to the greatest bargain-giving week in
the history of our store. Scores of new lots have been
added and you'll find here Saturday unusual November
assortments at January clearing sale prices.
Handkerchiefs
A new lino of very fine Linen
riml Swiss Handkerchiefs.
Plain or embroidered, also a fine line of
Initial Handkerchiefs. Special sale prices
Saturday 3'. 7 He, HV to S-V
New Neckwear
Fancy Stocks, Side Frills, Scarfs, Muf
flers and lnee Collars, big new line on sale
Saturday.
Silk Mufflers 4llc, fWc, 70c, 08c
Shlo FiilN llc, !io 4c, 08c
I .ace Collar 2,1c, 4c and "He.
Wool Mufflers, snap at 23c
Hand Bags
Leather Goods
Thermos Bottles
A special department with ns,
showing the most complete line
of these goods offered in Omaha
and nt less prices.
Hand Bag Specials Saturday,
49C, 59c, 08c, $1.23, f 1.08, $2.98
Thermos llottles, at up from $1.00
Purses, card cases, leather cases,
collar bags, fancy novelties of
all kinds, up from 10c
Clean-Up Sale
Pictures Saturday
About 2,000 desirable pictures
to be closed at a small part of
actual retail worth.
Pictures worth 45c up, In gilt or
dark wood frames, 6x10, 8x10,
10x12 size, big assortment at,
each 35
Begular 91.00 Fioturea at B9o
Piotures worth to $1.50 in the sale,
choice 85o
12x30 and 16x30 Pictures, landscape,
marine, same, fruit and religious
subjects, great snaps, choice. .91.89
Picture Framing at 38 par oent Dis-
count from Bsgular Frloea Saturday.
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Tailored Suits
at Just Half
November assortments offer
ed now at January prices
1,000 Stylish Suits
The very choicest of the
seasons style productions,
fabrics and colorings will be
sacrificed to reduce our stock
quickly.
$10.00 Tailorod Suits at. ... . .$5.00
$12.50 Tailored Suits at $6.50
$15.00 Tailored Suits at $7.50
$20.00 Tailored Suits at $10.00
$25.00 Tailored Suits at $12.50
$35.00 Tailored Suits at $17.50
$50, $60 and $75 Suit3 $25.00
Sixty days ahead of them all we
offer you this grand opportunity.
Come early. Get first choice
FursI Fursl
Long French Coney Fur
Coats, $45.00 values ;
Skinner Satin lined, on
sale, choice $27.75
fflO.OO Xear Seal Coats, XXXX
quality, with beaver collar
and cuffs, sale price. .$43. OO
f20.O0 Fur Sets $10.00
Handsome Blue Wolf and
Black Lynx sets, $18.00 and
$20.00 values, on sale $10.00
$5.00 Coney Fur Sets, black
and brown, while they last
Saturday, choice $1.30
Coatsl Coatsl
Long Seal Plush Coats,
$35.00 values; Skinner
satin lined throughout,
on sale .$25.00
$15.C0 Winter Coats $7.50
200 Women's and Misses'
Coats in plain and fancy
mixtures, large Shawl
collar effects; big assort-
' ment $7.50
Silk Dresses
In less than one-fourth the re
tail worth of the garments in
Saturday's great sale.
Entire Manufacturer's 8tock of Silk
Dresses In Taffetas, Messallnea,
Chiffons, Serges, etc., all new
stylos nnd colors. Many a -
dresses in the lot made Jfll flu
to sell at $8 5. As shown tJtfJ
in windows, all 1 price...
Without question the greatest
Silk Dress liargnln ever offered In
this or any other Omaha Btore.
Children's Clothing
and Specials
$.100 Wool Pdanket Uohes, In all col
ors, salo price Saturday $2.43
$1 Flannelette Dressing Saeque. ,40c
Luutt's L iicleiskiriN, values up to $3;
big assortment, choice 7l)c
$3 Long 811k Kimonos, pretty pat
terns, splendid assortment; choice
at $'J.0
600 Children's Winter Coat In all sixes
1 to 11 vears, Keritrya, i'rloies, Cara
cul, Beamkln, Velvet and fancy mix
tu rev nobby new styles. vhIupm to III),
at i.ta and lass
Children's All-Wool Sere Srasaes To
I6.0U valuoa In Hluea, Keda. Browns
and I'luida, sites 6 to 14 years, rhnlca
at 8o
Children's Flald Bohool Dresses, made
to noil at Si. 00, to close, Saturday,
at Mo
iff mT
tIH
Grand Ribbon Sale
Saturday will he the Mir open
ing sale day of Holiday Ribbons,
rialn and 1'ancy Itlbbons of every
possible kind nnd color, all widths,
go on salo at greatly reduced
prices Haturday.
Narrow Daby Ribbons, 10 yards
He yard, which is Ac
No. 2 Ribbons, Satin or Gros
Grain, at yd lc
No. S Taffeta Ribbons nt So
10c Ribbons on sale 5c
20c Ribbons on sale .7M
2.ric Ribbons on sale 10c
tiOc Fancy Ribbons at -lc
liuy Your Holiday Klhbous Now.
$2.00 Kid Dolls 98c
Good quality 2 4-tn. Kid Dolls
with fine wig and moving eyes,
have shoes and stockings. A
good $2.00 value, on sale Sat
urday, choice 08c
Rrlng the Kick Dolls
to Our Doll Hospital.
We do Bit kinds of doll repair
ing expertly and at lowest pos
sible prices. Bring your broken
dolls now before the holiday rush
begins.
LADIES' AND
CHILDR N'S
Hosiery and Furnishings
Vew Style Phoenix Mufflers
MlllUry or turn down collar ef
feeta, on sale 50o
Ladles' Sweater Coats In all styles
and colors, on sale at 91.43, 91.98,
88.45 up to 95.00
Hisses' Sweater Coats in wiiite,
cardinal, oxford and navy, npe
cial uuriiHinw Saturday at 880,
Q1.45, 91.98 and 93.49
Women's Kayser Silk Hose
Every pair guaranteed, great
snap Saturday at, pair ..9S
Women's 50c quality Hose
Manufacturers' samples, at,
pair 25
Ladies' All Wool and Cashmere
Hose, also Wayne Knit, at per
pair 40 35 and 25?
Ladies' Cashmere or Cotton Hose,
with white feet, to 25c values,
at
Children's 25c Bhawknit and wool
Hose, on sale, pair ....12Vi
Ladies Wool Knit Shawls in blaca
.and colors, $1.00 to $1.25 val
ues, at 491
Newport Scarfs and Fine Wool
Shawls, values to $2.00, on sale
at 49 nd 98
CORSKT SPECIALS SATURDAY.
Standard Corsets, odd lots that
Bell regularly up to $3.00, all
good models, at 98
$1.00 W. 8. Corsets with double
front stay, all sizes, 18 to 30,
at 750
$1.00 Fancy ISrusslers . ...50?
Oiiialm Selling Agents for Nemo
and LaGreque Corsets.
Hpecial Yarn Hnrgains.
Great Sale of Men's Shirts A
Manufacturers' surplus stocks of high grade shirts
at a price-saving of nearly half to you Saturday.
$1.00 and 91.60 Shirts, 49o Light
medium and dark colors, with or
without collars, plain or pleated
bosoms, coat style, with cuffs at
tached, all perfect, at .490
Ken's California Flannel Shirts
Blue or areyn, all sizes, 14 to 18
nock band, are regular S3. 00 val
ues, at 91.45
Men's Sweater Coats made with
tailor collars, all colors and
styles, on sale at 93.98, 93.50,
93.08 and 93.50
Regular values up to 17. HO.
Men's Wool, Cotton and Lisle Socks
Values up to &0c, on sale Hat
urday, at 35o and lSVio
$3.00 Men's Shirts at 91-45 All the
new styles In this celebrated
(J riff In brand ahlrts, neat stripes
and figures, values up to $1.00,
In two lots, choice . . 4So and 98o
Men's - Outing Flannel Oowns and
Pyjamas, the Universal brand and
values to $2.60. at 91.45. 9Bo, 9o
and 49o
Men's 99.00 and 98.00 Bath Sobes
Good heavy quality blanket robes,
at 93.88 and 93.60
Men's Suspenders, regular values
up to 11.00, on sale 49o, 3o 86o
Men's Silk Tour-in-Hand Ties
Newest colors and Miapes, spe
cials - 4 Bo and 35o
. GLOVES
The best that can be procured at
lowest prices. Monarch, Serb,
Fownea and other well known
makes In every new pt.vle and
shade, attractively priced, St
$1.00, 91.60 and 93.00
"Ladles' Cape and Mooha Olovea
HI Ik lined, exceptional values,
at 08o and 91-60
ladles' 91-00 Mittens, with fur
tops, on halo at 4Se
Misses' and Boys' Qloves Kid,
M'H'hu, Velours, warmly lined,
some with gauntlet tops, $1.(10
values, on sale 49o
Boys' 91.60 Fur Qloves or Mit
tens, on sain at 980
Men's 93.60 rur and Auto Qloves,
hII !lndM, at 91.45
Men's 91-50 Olovea and Mittens,
on sule at 980
Men's 91.00 Qloves and Mittens,
at 49o
Boys 50o Lined Qloves at . . . .85o
Rousing Bargains In Crocker Dept.
6-plece toilet sets, bowl, pitcher,
slop Jar and soap dish, set. .91.00
18 pieces, six culm, saucers and
plates, decorated and plain
whlto or gold, &et '.91-00
rialn white handled cups and
saucers, six fmlrs for 3 So
rial.: white dinner plates, six
for 25o
Plain white fruit saucers, six
for 150
Qas Department.
Two Inverted and upright slobcs
for 19o
Two inverted and .iprlght inun-
tlcs for.- 150
Book and Stationery Specials Sat.
BARGAINS THAT SHOULD CROWH Till: DEPARTMENT ALL DAY
$1.00 Copyright Rooks, handsome cloth binding, many Illustrated;
big list of titles; snap Saturday at, choice 40c
Biff line of Cloth Round Novels, best authors, big line of titles, best
bargains ever, choice
Disoovery of North Pole. Hand
somely hound and Illustrated, 7 r.i:
value, nt 35o
Fost Card Albums. HI line to se
lect from, special bargains her?,
at 10c to T5o
Iflo
Linen Box Fapers, Beg-ular 39o
Value. On sale 19o
Teachers' Bibles Itesular $2.00
' values on sale at 98o
Several other npedala Saturday.
Big Shoe Sale Saturday
Thq entlro surplus stock of an Eastern Manufacturer (name with
held by request I whereby we can give the Ladles of Omaha the best
values ever offered by this store. See Hhoes displayed in Sixteenth
street window.
Women's f'atent Colt Mutton, jf f (''Women's Kid, Button or
kid or cloth tops; Women's I IL J J-SjflJ Klucher Shoes, dull calf tops;
Uutt Metal Ilultun, kid or f JlJL J Women's Tan Calf Button,
cloth tops. I I Thane goods arc all Uood-
year welts, reg-ular 94-00 values and the last word la style
Men m anil Women's 13.00 8 hoes In all styles, some welts, some turns and
M:kas and Knslish welts, gun metal, patent colt nd kid 91.88
800 pairs Women's kid rubber heel JulleU and felt fur trimmed Juliets, worth
fl.LO, at 91.00
Misses' ami Women's felt and plush llouso bllppers. Just the thing for thee
cold mornings , a8o
Misses' and Child's kid or button shoes. Hoys' Youths' and Little Gents' School
. Hhoca worth up 'l.'i't. In two big lots 91.53 and 91,90
Child's and Infants turned sole lace or button Hhoes, sties 6 to 1 and to 5,
"t , 76o and 60o
lor tho women who huvo culil feet, try our Slumber hllppers 86o
Stetson and Crossett xhoex for Men Qrover and Queen Quality shoes for
Written Headquarters for all kinds of warm lined shoe and overshoes.
Special Sale of
Linens
For Thanksgiving
Warranted puro linen Table Cloths
heavy doublo damask, assorted
designs, sire 8x10, worth $10,
each 81.95
Warranted pure lluou Dinner
Napkins to match above da
masU, slzo full 2 7 Inches, wort a
jll.00 dozen $5.05
Dew bleached Table Damasks.
7 a tnche3 v.lde, assorted pat
terns, worth 51-50 yd... 31.00
Crass bleached Dinner Napkins,
22x22 inches heavy double da
nuibk, assorted patterns, worth
$3.00 dozen 93.25
Read Hayden's Big Special Groce-y Sale For Safurda
15 lbs. He.st Granulated Sugar.. 91-00
4S-lb. sacks Diamond II Family Flour,
nothing like it for tho money and
every sack guaranteed, sack... 91-35
9 Hs. best Rolled Breakfast Oatmeal
for -io
6 H'. good Japan Hlce, 7!jc quality,
for i to
4 lbs. fancy 'Jaiun head Rice, 10c
quality ic
Uallon cans (Jolden Table yrup..35c
Orape Nuts, packs ge 10c
Corn i'luket. lireakfast Food, pks .fle
HromaiiKclon, Jellycun or Jell-O,
package I4
(ill or mustard Hardlnex, per tan 4c
Large bottles Worcester Hauce, As
sorted Pickles or Fure Tmato Cat
pup, per bottle .8 l-;o
3 l'Ui'kages beat IMainond U Belf-
Fiislng 1'unrake Flour. , l'fe
Fancy (ioldon iSautos Coffee, lb..SSc
The best Tea Sittings, lb 120
The best Mixed Nuts, per ll 16c
"-Crown New Figs, per lb 20c
Butter, Batterlns and Cheese Sale.
i lbs. Good Buttrrlne :5c
Good Table Buttei'lue. pel lb lie
Z lbs. Fancy Table Uutterlne 45c
The Host Creamery Duller, bulk or
carton,, per lb H4o
Full Cream Wisconsin Chwse, lb. lfto
Hayden'a Made Xt Possible for the
Feoyle of Omaha to at Fresh Veg
etables the Year Sound.
Head and couipuru these prices:
2 heads fresh leal lettuce &o
J larce bunches liimy Texas radlshei
nt 10o
3 largo hunches i'uncy shallots . .loc
3 li Be bunches fancy Texas carrots
ut Juo
3 lurgn bunches fancy Tcxiih beets lUo
3 large bunches fancy Texas turnips
ut Kio
I-irge head lettuce, each 10c
Large cucumbers, em h 7
1 ancy California cauliflower, lb. 7',so
Fancy wax or Kicen beans, lb. ..7'aO
Fancy California ripe tomatoes, lo ,
at "Vic
Fancy eubbage, lb 1 ',, c
Fancy Hubbard HiuaHh, lb 1 Ijo
lancy lU'iiHMtils MpicutN, lb. 15a
Fancy Cape Cod cranberries, qt. loo
2 hunches fresh parsley f,.;
Jersey sneet potatoes, lb SVtiO
tdii beets, carrots, turnips, parsnips,
at -do
Traveling Bags
. AND
Suit Cases
100 Fine llags and Suit Cases In
nearly all different leathers
manufacturers' sampleH, regular
values to S. at g 1.1)5. $3.05
12 tienulne Walrus and Seal liags
and Suit Cases Samples, $2 0 to
30 values, at $12.05 to $20
Here's the greatest bargain op
portunity in the traveling goods
line we have ever been able to
offer.
Don't Miss Saturday's Kale.
Special for Saturday la Our
Busy Candy Department
;,0c Chocolate ('reams, at lb. B5o
Fur Butter Scotch Wafers, 'i.n:
lb. value, at, lb 131,0
Furniture and Carpet Dept.
With their reniarkablo stocks of
high lIilss depKiiilablo merchan
dise in prepared to supply your
every need at a price saving
worth while. No nuitlcr what
your taste as to furnishings, our
assortment Inmirns satisfartury
selection and quality for quality,
price for price- from the simplest
piece . the rr.osl elaborate ami
expensive article. We know com
parison will li In their favor.
Let us figure with you.
Try H&Y
DEN
'3 First
L.quor
Dept. Specials
TpniK'SKce AVhito Coin and
Maryland Uyo "Whiskey,
( years old, full its.75c
IVr gallon $2.50
8-year-old Ouckonhelincr,
tirhenley, Cedar Ilrook and
Weldon Springs, per full qt.,
$1.00; ler gallon... $3.50
Buuklst California Tort, Kherry,
Tokay, Muscutel and Angelica
Wines, very fine; full Qt.50
Old Bridgeport, Winchester and
Golden Sheaf Whisky, bottled
In boud, per full qt. .$1.00
Special Saturday
in Domestic Room
Outing flaunel a good weight
and colors at, a yard 10c
27-iu. flannelettes Persian
stripes and figures 15o goods
for 10c
30-In. I'ercalrs light and dark
colors, neat patterns at, a
rd 8 He
81-ho Hheets a good value for
7&c Saturday, each use
4C-.16 T'illow Cases, a good value for
lbc, Saturday, each xio
No. iTtii I'lald blanket with heavy
wool nap our regular $1 JO blanket
Saturday, at, a pair 93.S5
A good .otton blanket, good em lit
anil slip always sells at $1. US
Saturday, at, a pair 91.58
Iturgains in Comforts and Cotton
Halts.
V
STRANGER SEEKS A DOCTOR
Native Uetalls Qac.llf leatloits ol
Three, liut There's .Nothing
Uoins." "Can you direct me to tho bel t doctor
In town?' Inquired tho stranger.
"I'd have to think thut over for a while
before I'd b v-illintf to rl.k eaylns which
one is the best." the tired natue replied.
"It depends a lot on circumstances and
the kind of treutuur.t you want. Io yen
wunt a doctor for yourself, or merely tor
b friend?"
"For myi-elf."
We'l. lliat point has to be curMdereJ.
If you were lookinir for a dm tor for a
friend, I'd recommend I'r. Whackman.
lies old-fa:hlonid. hu Is Vou dent
catch l ira dealing out bugar-cuatcd p H
or doping hla mcdicino vitli wintergrcm
to niuliu It table g-od. Not on your
whiskers: Hu hain't any fi.tli in midi
cinu cf any Kind unless ii tables like
suu.ttbm? that been dtad a gutd while.
"I declare, I'll never forget the medicine
he gave me when I had the hives several
years ago. It was dark brown in color
and at thick as tar, and I had to take a
table? poouful three times a day If I fol
lowed the directions. Hut after I took one
dose I decided that the hives might do
their worst and If I had to die I'd do It
with a civilized taste In iny mouth.
"Old-faKhtowd people always go to him
for they feel that he gives them their
money t worth. His medicine Isn t made
of rainwater, and If you twaliow one of
his pills you won't be able to forget It
fur three weeks. Ko If you're looking for
honest medicine und good value for your
money you'd better go to Ir. Whackman.
I'd send my friends to him every time,
but If I was sick myktlf I don't believe
I'd call him In.
'Maybe 1 r. Tlmbeily would suit you
I ctli r. He's ttrlctly up-to-date unJ has
i-n iinmi no practice, l'eople say that
his medicine tuites l.ke soda fountain
drinks aid the children cry for I. Is pills
lie wants to rtr ever) body p.iusurit and
iuM fc! tub. c, and h! wouldn't be so low
down us to give you medicine thut dldn t
taste J'lht right. I went to him when 1
had the rheumatism and again a year
later when I hud the grip, and he fuve
me the same kind of dope for both dis
easeslittle yellow pills that tasted cf
c.nnumon. and ll'pild medicine thut was
better than lemonade, but it cost too
much fur a poor irnin. 1 know poople
who have gone to tit m with every disease
you can think nf, and they all gut the
lit t lo yellow pills and the same sort of
lemonade, of which you take a spoonful
In a glas of water before each mini and
upon retiring."
"Your description doesn't give me much
confidence In Hr. Timberley. What other
doctor is theie In town'.'"
"There's I'r. (iai-haway for one. He
puts on more agony than any one if thein.
lie has two aiituiiu-blles arid a hire!
chauffeur and wiais a plug hut. All the
uch people go to him, and he munt be
coii. ma money. My r ,n worked In h.s
office for a whllo un a sort of secretary
and general handy man. and hud a good
berlii, but lie got so nervous he had to
quit. Ton nee, Appendicitis Is Ir. tjasha
way's hobby. Hu seems to havo the Idea
that there's only one disease worth men
tioning, und that most people have It.
When a sick mjn visited the doctor he'd
ask ull about his symptom and examine
him curefully ami say he had appendi
citis In an agaTuvaU'd form, and rush the
man off to tils prleato hospttul and take
him apart and put l.lm together gain.
There's no doubt lie's a fine surgeon, for
two or tine of his patients huvo recov
ered "Well, business got slack, many people
being out of town, and my son noticed
that the doctor was looking ut him all the
llmu In a hungry sort of way and asking
him if he didn't havo pains In his side or
something like that. At first my son
didn't understand it, but at lust it dawned
on hlin that the doctor was suffering to
operate on him. and then lie took h.s hat
and left the office l.y the fire-escape."
"1 don t like any of your doctors, " said
the stranger.--Chicago Newr.
I don't accept
fur waiting on
Key to the Situation lies AdMiUaiug.
Utile Surprises.
"What are jo uoiening your mouth
for, madam'.' 'i he tooth is out."
' .Maw, 1 don't warn to play with them
Hleki-y boys; tho swear."
"You altend lo the complaints, du you'.'
Well, there was a mli-take made In m
want ad this mormiiii, but 1 think 1 nunc
it rnvKclf "
"John, dear, you inisln't forget to go
to your lodge meeting this evening. Vod
missed the laM one.
"lardoii me, sir, huJ
tips: the bu.-s pays me
you '
"Maria, you've be.-n n vood wife. I ni
r Ing to i:et you a fur ,u ki-t finer than
the one Mrs. linloi. co.o. e wears '
"SUp lively please."!. 'hicago Tribune.
W Billed Some I bin a Ku.
A well dressed niun entered a Hurlld
avenue florist's establishment the other
day, threw down u f. bill, and uld he
wanted some fhm.ii to tuke home. Ho
was a tilt uiiMemly. Hud it was evident
tu the florist t tin t lh flowers were to lie
a peace filtering. '1 he proprietor licked
out a half-dozen big ctirysu nthemums and
the caller started to have. Al the dour
h stopped I'l'iuired;
"Wl aifch i.aiin o these flowers?"
"Chrys ant bt mumx."
"Ain't you the joker! Ulinine pinks!"
Cleciuud Main I't-Uer.
Saturday's Special Bargains in Hardware
13 rolls Toilet paper, Ue, ,000
sheets, fur COo
8 rolls toilet paper, lUc sUu, l.Ouo
sheets, for 60o
No. N liigh frame wafflo IroiiH, Sat
urday only at 09o
No. H low frame wafflo Irons, Sat
urday only ut 83a
No. il large slie best giado iron
skillets at 3 50
No. i flat bottom iron kettles at 89o
10 gal. rialvanl)iud ash and garbaxe
cans at 59a
12 gitl. KulvanUed ash and garbaaa
cans ut 60
H gal. gulvuni'.ed ash and garbm:e
cans at 7o
to gal. galvanized ash and garbage
cans at 81. as
ft 00 I'erfe tlon till heutcrs, smtiUe
less and odorless, at 93.23
H.60 I'crfoctlon oil heaters amoke
less ami odorless at 94.50
5.oo 1'erfcction oil heaters, amoke
luss ui. odorless at 93.98
No. 11, 1 1 -In. grate round oak heat
era, fully nickeled, at 93.95
No. 1.1. IH-ln. grate round oak heal
ers, fully nickeled, at 90.15
No. 16 Hex oak heaters, 117. On val
ues, best heater made, at . .914.00
No. 17 Hex oak heater, 119.00 val
ues, hen t heater made, at . .916.00
950.O0 sitepl Itauge, guaranteed. (Sat
urday only, at 935.UI
Large aizo heavy retlnued lanterns,
at asc
Medium size heavy retlnned lanterns
at o
$1.60 Clln.ux food chopper, Saturday
only, at It 8c
f0-llj. nicely ruin ted flour cana S6e
"5-1 1), nicely painted flour cans 4c
f l nreau and cake boxes at 58a
91-5 handled ax, best steel at T90
HAYDEN BROS.
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