THE nKE: OMAHA. SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 4. 1011. HF.ROIC HOPES PULLED DOWN 1 Seasoned Recollections of the Gen tlemanly Battle of Guam. KO CHANCE TO BURN TOWBEB ? . .M t4 Lstaoav" " is aasj 1Mb"1 lias Lzzj Haw tbe f'asitala of the Port Blus MOST EXTRAORDINARY PURCHASE OF THE" n C 1-1 n r? rrr D) r rzr ma nr n tered for m t ight, bat Listened to the ri-adUc mt Ills Doctor. 'Ifearcery had land faded from view," writes JimH F. flmlth, former governor general of the Philippines, describing In the Sunset Magaxlne tha first expedition to tha Inland following the victory of Manila bay, "when Captain Glass of the convoy opened his sealed order, and with flna Irony, enjoying, secrecy, pub lished the welcome Information that tho expedition waa to "atop t " on the way and capture Guam. Whether Guam wa a city, Island or man-of-war wna a sub ject of much debate. All were agreed, however, that the Intention to benevo lently assimilate it wna a good thing which ahould be withheld from the press and regarded a strictly confidential. A dot upon the charts supported by the Ipse dixit of a quartet of master mari ner finally convinced the doubting thai Guam waa a bit of land entirely sur rounded by water. And so, on June 20 at daybreak, cruiser and transports, by virtu of a aacred compact and a lack of wireless, eteal upon It unheralded and unannounced. With rigging and every vantage point crowded with men whose pulses beat time to their excitement tne transports take their place five or six mllea off shore and await the coming conflict. In plain view the Charleston la creeping along the outer line of reefs and there, rrni a hidden cove, with a bona la Its teeth, a great Spanish cruiser, ghostly in tha hate, comes out to meet It And then, just when everybody la on tha tiptoe of expectation, the hate lifts, and a whopping fighting craft of high degree melts Into a poor little Japanese fishing schooner gently bobbing to Its anchor. What a disappointment! nut right be yond the cove Is the headland that marks the entrance to tha port of Ban Juan de Aprs. The old broken-back book, dug out of the captain's locker by searchers hungry for Information, declares In print that this, the safest anchorage of Guam (which wasn't saying much, considering tha fata of tha Yosemlte) Is protected by a fort upon the bluffs and by a fortified Island In the center of tha harbor. Surely there will be something uolng when the Charleston seeks to enter there. And now tha cruiser, dull as a misty morning In Us clothes of somber gray, swings to port und slips Into the r.rrow channel di rectly under where the bold-faced type hn said the fort Is sure to be and not a ahot Is fired! The garrison must be asleep, or maybe It la permitting the en trance of the vessel to make Ita destruc tion certain, or maybe thla or maybe that any m.ng to keep alive the hope that tbe colosaeum of half-circled transports may not be denied the nerve-tingling spectacle of battling men,- Hang! Bang! Nine times bang go the guns of the Charleston. A hush of expectation and then a great silliness! Call of tne t aetata. . ' Wbat has happened T Why, nothing, ex cept that a dinky little rowboat has put off from shore With 'the Spanish colors gaily flying from the stern. Not a bit of whlu is fluttering from It anywhere, and every gunner Is eager to potshot It aa It meanders through tbe coral reefs. Captain Glass won't have It that way, however, and permits the flagship of Guam to come alongside without objec tion. With great deliberation a boy In else but a man In dignity and years, glit tering with the gold lace of a Spanish major, mounts the ladder lowered for his reception, gravely touches his cap to the commanding officer, and then, through an Interpreter, presents his thanks for the salute Just tendered, and expresses regret that he couldn't return it for lack of powder. Now, what do you think ot thatT A silly grin broadens the faoea of the circumjacent sallormen. This Is too much for the big, kind heart ot Captain Glass, who takes the good major to the seclusion of his quarters and there very gently explains that Spain and the United feiates have been at war for mora than alxty days. Tha major, who receives his dally paper as often as twice a year, Is properly sorry that such a thing should bo and, rising, solemnly announces that under the circumstances ho must retire and prepare him for the fray. I "Why, my dear man," says the captain "you can't do that. Don't you see you are my prisoner and that I must ask you to surrender at one tha Island and all 1 your forces T" Tha major argues earnestly that he Is a victim of deceit and that he has been Induced to come on board by false ere-tema-aVf-C court the deoelt and false , pretenses have not been planned, pre pared and perpetrated by an abandoned and malignant heart, with malic afore thought, but none the less deceived and fooled he has been and ot that fact no .-aballero, that I no worthy cabellero such as was the captain, might, could, would or should advantage take. That word "caballero" did the business. The major was permitted' to depart, with a warning that surrender must be made by S o'clock p. m. ot that day or the Island would be surrounded by one of the tran sports, besieged, bombarded, undermined, reunk. carried by assault, anj otherwise wasted, demolished, and destroyed with all that was In, around, over or under It. lleedlas; the Doctor. Would you think It-that little old major said he'd think It over and left the ship with the full Intention ot putting up a figiitT And fruiu ihat intention not a buils did he budge until the pleadings of hla doc-tor that be give a chance for life to a very ailing woman touched his tough old Spanish heart and persuaded him that he might yield with honor to a force which, excluding the rrulter, was mors than forty times his own. 80. at I o'clock, Just as the boats were putting off from the transports to make a landing, the xnajor, as governor of ths Marianas, rep. roaentatlv at Guam of her majealy the queen regent, commander-in-chief ot all the forces, captain of the port, collector of customs, and sundry other things, sur rendered at discretion and reported on Loud the Charleston with an army corps cf sixty men. Guam wa captured, and when the circumstances ot Its taking bo- cam known ail the world except the poor major laughed long and loud. To hint what had occurred waa a serious matter w hich was not at all provocative of mirth. Contrary to the military traditions of Epuln and the rules, regulations and ordl-Euun-ea prtscrlbed. ha had surrendered without reoiaianc and awaiting bis action In that behalf waa a court-martial wKh ttuuanjuent dismissal from the serrlc and puiUl aoomMJMF bjmi. To bits) the aUiutUua waa devvid of humor, and in-o-rl vet tulgbt it c(M to b funny t e-4 ah bar cava to know that tha tk- a 1 mm 1 u t fin U C mil m r r i nr. rr mmm (221-223 Main Street, Patcrson, N. J., Dealers in Women's and Children's Ready Made Apparel) OUGHT-FOR LESS THAW 1-2 ITS AOTUAL W&L Barnes & Company was one of Paterson's loading stores devoted to women's and children's high and medium grade wearing apparel. On account of the serious illness of tho active member of tho firm, it was decided to discontinue business at once. Brandeis bought the entire stock and will sell it at actually les3 than one-half its value. It comprises nil new, up-to-date fall and winter merchandise. Sale Begins Saturday and Continues All Next Week in Brandeis Basement Starting In Brandeis Basement Cloak Dept. Saturday New Lois From the Barnes Stock Go on Special Sale Every Day Next Week if -flVJK f yy'rjm Vir I mm Nf M PW ifi k- pl I r III - J " Hr Just Think of Such Voiiderful Bargains in Women's and Children's Fine Apparel Offered Right in the Very Heart of the Fall Season Thousands Haye Hsrveled at the Bargains ii the Windows. All the Women's Fine Tailored Suits fom the Barnes Stock Qf Thoy aro worth up tag25 and thoy all go on sale Saturday at, your choice and Hundreds of the most popular, new plain tailored suits in blacks, blues, mixtures and mannish cloths new fall and winter style features all sizes for women and misses at wonderful values. ( v ALL THE WOMEN'S WAISTS FROM THE DARNE8 & CO. GTOCK GO ON SALE SATURDAY IN THE BASEMENT In fall and. winter weights of mohair, mercerized fabrics, madras, sateen, etc., all new styles in white or dark shades for fall wear. Fine assortment in Brandeis Basement. Actually worth up to $1.50, at- . and tlfilEfaXil id mm lb . This Stock Is So Immense and So Complete That We Could Not Possibly Show It All in One Day New Lots on Special Sale Every Day Next Week MONDAY All ths Woman's Dresses from the Barnes stock,, worth up to $15 and iiO, at , ..5 and 6.a8 TUESDAY AU tHa BUk and taoa Waists that sold up to 10, at tl.98 All ths BUk Vsttiooats that sold up to $5, at $1.98 WEDNESDAY All tha Woman's Skirts New styles from the Barnes stock; worth up to J7.B0, at $3.00, $3.50 THURSDAY All the Women's Cloaks from the Barnes stock new winter styles, worth up to f 16, t $3.08, $3 and 98.98 FRIDAY, Novem ber 10 All tha Zoiur risaoed Kimonos that sold up to SI. GO, at 69o All ;u Batsea Petticoats that nold up to fl, at 39o All the Children's Dresses that sold up to $1.50, at C9o SATURDAY, No vember 11 All the Furs worth up to $15, , at.... 980, $1-98, $3.98 and $5 Also all the Children's Coata worth up to $7.60, at ...$1.50, $1.98, $3.50, $3.93 JI2E3sl3s5SSS2S BRANDEIS GREAT SATURDAY SPECIALS 25c Dr. Oraves' Tooth Qp Powder u Ivory Soap, oi . per cako. ..w 8V 25c Pond's Vanish Ing Cream 10c Williams' Shaving q. Soap OL 25c Sanitol Tooth Powder, 14c ISAMITOt TIOTH rowotfl TOILl-rr AUTICLES 25c Sanltol Face Cream 14c 6O0 I'almollve Cream ..sue 76c Potnpelaa Massage 40o 25o Satla Skin Cream . .IKo Colgate's Tooth Paste ..10c 60c Pebeco Toilet Water 39c 26c Diamond Nail Polish 18c 20o Kveraweet 10c 2Cc Atnole Cold Cream' l&c 60c Plnaud'a Hair Tonic 4 Be PKUFUMK SECTION 60c Potzonl'B Powder ..S8c 60c La Jeune Powder . . !Jl)c 11.00 Maubert'a Violet Lou lsette (imported) . ,..61c Kt Pluaud'a Lilac De France Toilet Water . .Bsc 60c Locust lilossom Toilet Water ..l:tc $1.00 Flower Girl Toilet Water ... ,.B0c 60o Locust Blossom Per fume ...... . . . ... . .arte 10c Chamois ...... Pc 81NDK1KS 1 lb.' 20 Mule Team .Doraz, .at ...Oe 10c Shlnola ...... . .. .Oo tic Shlnola Outfit ..lBc 25c Whltsk Brooms ...,15c 3 rolls llalsain Tlaaue Tollot paper ...... ........ -Sc South Side 7 pkgs. Selz. Toilet paper 25c Lakeside chamois Chest Pro tectors ..91.50 SOAPS 10c Lana Oil and Buttermilk at .oc l&c Liquozone JTic fi cakea Cocoanut Oil . .U5c 60c Maubert'a (Imported) at arte 3 cakoa Harmony Itoae 2.1c 25c Packers' Tar ....15c 25c Cutlcura soap . .-(c Peara' unscented 12c Colgate's Cashmere Itouquet, at 13c 2 6c Leo's Egg for 13c UKXALL ltK.MKDIKS $1.00 Hyrup of Hypophoa- .phltes HOc $1.00 Kidney Remedy ..hlc $1.00 Eu-Zo-Mol 04c $1.00 Saraaparllla Tonic MUc 00c Kubblog Oil 43c PHOTO DKPT. 9 Tubes M. Q. Developer &3e 2 pkga. Postals 25c 40 off on all Seneca Cameras Saturday. PATKXT MKDICIXES 60c Sal Hepatlca .51c 60c Syrup of Figs .43c 60c llromo Seltzer w.45o ,60c Milk's Emulsion .. 20c 'Large size Dioxygen .. C7c 60c Horlick's Malted Milk, at .43c $1.00 Swamp-Root 8!c $1.00 Wine of Cardul ,.8c $1.00 Green Mountain Reno vator oc lamiKit goods 75o Tlubber () loves 4 So 11.00 Hot Water Bottle ..69o 2.J6 Combination Syringe and Vater liotllo $1.69 $3 ITui'hylatlo Douche. . .la. 85 Vl:tor Dout:ha Sii.60 ibo can Menxotta Talcuu.' Pow ler Free with a purchase f 4 os. Perfume for 85o We are giving now this spe cial uffer to advertise the Mea otta Talcum. Tills will be your lust . opportunity; take advantage of it. UHISHKS 75o ideal Style Kpeclal ,,.,49e Due to a custoiiier. 75c. HrlMtle Hair Hrush . ,.3o 25c. Tooth Hrushna Ida $1.25 Hair lirubhes 89o 60c Hath Brushes ao THKUMO ItOTTLKS 1 pt. Thermos . .11.00 aad S1.49 1 tjt Thermos spwial . . . .12.49 CIOAK DEPT. We carry the knnwn bramla, such aa Vaaa, Keo, iar.ia liroH., Muroi, l.a 1're r'ere'icla, Princess, Mercedes, Kl .alano, etc. Kc Owls, it for ;,..10o 5c C'ui'silura, t for loo 10c UrncUl Seal 6o 50c Java Eice Powder at 19c 25c Amole Op Eose Cream.. .01 25c Lilac Talcum rr 6c $1.00 Traveling X 49c BRANDEIS STORES New Store 25c bottle Hydrogen Peroxide, 7c SSC3 aiSBSBS SMS BRANDEIS GREAT SPECIAL SALE WOMEN'S SAMPLE Red Cross Shoes From the famous Bed Cross factories. These shoes are samples of their very best work made of the best materials in all ' the latest styles many fancy patterns as well as conservative styles, in black suede, cravenettes, satins, vel vets, gun metal calf, tan calfskin, etc. An unusual chance to buy regular $4.00, $5.00 and $G.OO shoes at almost half price three big lots at ' 31!-$208-$2 Boys "Shod-Eite" Shoes No shoes will give better service than these at any prio; button or blucher lace styles, in patent and dull leather; all sizes fry nr at $2.75 down to. yL.LO Educator Shoes-Omaha agents for these celebrated shoes comfortable ' shaped lasts broad toes. . .$2.75 to $1.50 Women's Overgaiters Extra fine equality; 6 to 10 button height at, pair 49c BRANDEIS STORES ' J'-JU'l". Ing of Ouatn ruined the career ot a vali ant Spaniard who died an exile rather than face the discrace of condemnation In his native land." EXERCISE FOR THE FAT MAN Asserted Staata Wfclrk Are WtN rested Rrdaee the Croat. Physical training to enable a waa to break athletlo records or to produce ex aggerated muscular development should have no place In tbe program of the average person after tha age of 8 or SO years, Tbe aim from that time should be merely to keep In a condition of heal Lb and efficiency. first and chiefly there la ths fat anas to be considered. Drugs will not cure him nor restore his physical and mental efficient: but one hour of blood circula ting exercise every day will secure this desirable result, and It may be taken In the following manner: Hefore getting out of bed In the morn ing come to a sitting posture with tha hands at the aides of the thighs snd re peat the exercise until a slight feeling of fatigue Is felt In the abdominal mus cles1. As one becomes stronger after a week's practice tbe same exercise may be taken with the arms folded across the breast, and finally It can be Intensified by Bitting up with the arms extended be hind the bead. The movements may be varied by raising tbe lega to a vertical position and also by drawing tbs knees as fteavr the chla aa possible, Viva min utes of this work dally will do much good. After getting out ot bed all clothing should be removed so that the air coming In through the open windows may simu late the akin to a healthy action while taking the following exercises: With the hands placed upon the hips or extended horixontally at the sides, turn or twist the body from aide to side aa far as pos sible. Next spread the feet, place the tips ot tha fingers upon the shoulders, bend to the right side, keeping the left leg straight; touch the floor with the right hand snd extend the left hand toward the ceiling and ropeat the exer cise right and eft alternately. Tills ex ercise stirs- up the Uver. Take tha attitude ot a boxer and strike out vigorously while holding a pair ot light wooden dumbbells or, better, punch the striking bag for a few minutes. Fol low the above exercises with a cool sponge bath and rub dry with a moder ately coarse towel. Hegln the exercise slowly and gradually Increase It until It can be taken in ten or fifteen minute dotes. The breakfast should be light, consist ing prlni.'tpatly of fruit, cereals, with Bklmmwl milk, and In some special rases where one feels that he must have It a small allowance ot lean beefsteak or chops may be eaten. The beat drink at all times Is water, and coffee should be gradually dropped from the menu. After breakfast a brisk walk of fifteen minutes to tbe car or office will clear the brsln tor tha work ot the day. Fifteen minutes walk to tha place of luncheon will give one an appetite tor thla meal which should be more generous than the breakfast, consisting of almost anything the appetite craves excepting starches, sugars and fats. After a short rest and another walk to the office the business of the afternoon may be taken up. The above light training takes one hout each day, and while It will do much for the average buiiie!-s man in the nay ot improved health arid strength It is advis able If he wishes to get the greatest bene fit from exercise and to reduce lila weight to Indulge In some vigorous sweat pro ducing exercises three or four times a week. For this purpose tennis, aa.ua h racquets, hand ball or brink walking after business hours will bring about the detdred result. After the day's exercise a warm bath followed by a cold shower. cr better still a cold plunge, will make one feci like a new man. After a day spent In this manner there Is a great temptation to cat a hearty dinner and no harm can resut from such a course It pastry, gravies, condiments fat meats and the heavier kinds of fish, such a salmon, mackerel, trout and hail but, are taboo. All kinds of vegetables may be eaten excepting potatoes, sweet corn and beets, w hich should be Vateti sparingly If at all. Ales, wines and liquors must be avoided In all training, light or heavy, it the best resuts are to be obtained. It Is best to avoid tobacco, yet a s&od cigar or pipe after luncheon or dinner for those who amoks ran do little If any barm. Country Ufa ia America. Key to tha Situation-Bee Want Ada.