TIIK IJKK: OMAHA. MONDAY, OCTOBER .7 1911. tt n ft id ! ii t 1 rs ! t ' fr ; I 1 M r, I ! r ; ' rr ! ! ar t -l J ' t ! th , an a J( t The Omaha Daily bee ct rot' N I) ED HV KDWARD ROSEW ATER. n . VICTOR ROSKWATER. EDITOR. H EMerxt t Omiln fostofftre as ssoond- .a matter. terms or srnscRimoN. JuriVir y.te. onr year 5 w Mttirdav Itre, iin vcr I W 'lly Hr (without Hutiilay), ons ar. 4 ( i-'aliy t and S.;ndk) . one ar i.u DELIVERED RT CAUR1E11. ';vr.lne lth Runrtsv. pr month .5 .ally H Cnclndini? Sunday), pr no..V t t 1 v Hre (vMiho.it H joia . Pr mo 4.V Address all rumplalnti of Irrreularltlcs 11 delivery to Liiy Circulation Dej't. REMITTANCES. Rfmlt by draft, express or pom a I nrder aj-all in The lie ruhlUhlnK rnmpany. irily z-reiu stamps received tn payment f mn'l accounts, personal checks, e :pt or Omaha and eastaio exchange, not iccepicd. OFFICES. Omaha Th Ree RuCdlnK- l-o jih Omans MIS N. Ft. i-nnnHl Muffs K, fuott Pt. I.mooiii 2, Little Hnll.llnu l.v tto-rAS Ma-qur tte Hllll!!"?. !ann Citv Reliance RuMdlni; ,nv 1oi k-S4 ve-t 1 lili ty-tnm,'. V.'ashinaton-TS Fourteenth f t . W. COKRESTONDENC'E. fommiinliaimna rclntlng to r.-ws and rdttorlnt matter should tie addreaaad iniaha Bee, Editorial Department. fEPTHMIJEn CIUCULATIO?. 47,398 . Ei!e of Nebraska, County of Douariaa, at. Dwlaht William, rttculatton nianaer it 1 lio Tea I'ubJihliiK company, belnc i i!!e mom, aava that the averasa daily .irvtilmion, le spotted, unueed and re i.irncd coulfs for the month of Heptembor, '.'II. v as 47, m IVIOHT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. Bulmcrlbod In my preeenra and iwurn to before m thla 2d day of October, l'U I. t.Strnl.J ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public vltacrlbera leas-las; tas rity riB pnrarl 1 7 sboiM have Th Ree tualleil to them. Adjrvsa will ckit Mrm mm ra reqar !. or dli ,, " The weather man must not forget r that he owes us a lot of past due precipitation. Dr. Wilson may yet wtih lie had not admitted bla failure to vote for Mr. Dryan in 1896. I, Probably the least worried per se! son In China today In the emperor. He la less than 7 yeara of age. That great populist, "Tom" Tlb a bles, was not always so tame about ' eating out of the democratic hand. foi Yoa have to aay thla for Mabray, j that outside of what they found In va that trunk, he has disclosed few se tw t rets. r It nearly breaks Mr. Hearst's of heart to think that Champ Clark and Joe ; Folk cannot agree between tn, themselves. I ! ' The hatchet Is a sure purveyor of ibliclty. Look at the cherry tree 'e-dnt and the late Mrs, Nation's experience. Tu - ntf Champ Clark says that since con- of greas adjourned he has lectured in b fourteen states, money for it. Yes, and got the I'd General LI Yuen Heng proclaims nil that he is president of the republic of China. We trust he has not been I self-deceived. ! . "A good many Union Pacific offl '"l tials have bad it impressed on them of late that it is a fine thing to stay tni with a 'good boas. fl Japan is said to rank seventh in I point of wealth of the nations of , j h world. China has never yet pro- duced its wad. though. 1 rl Speaking of the eloquence of Col Jonel Roosevelt' silence, no one j.: knows what powers Mr. Dryan pos wt senses lu that direction. w , 'U 1 Fifteen hundred people hissed Dr. vt'ook while he spoke in Copenhagen .and finally ran him out of the ball. Pg'lJut they must have paid to get in. The way those Chinese rebels have fought 'makes one wonder if thQse (ChHmo fillons "Uld down" in that contest with Japan and threw the game. DoftQ in Texas it is getting to be 4 suspected that a public man's family record is bad if he does not an 1 1 uounce his candidacy for Joe Dalley's """it-at in the senate. Next time the democratic machine fjj bosses may bo expected to turn the itiitlre management of their local "'campaign over to Crelghton college EC except the handling of the finances. ii - Fifty-two por tnt of Ohio's popu- ai lation residua In tlghty-two cities, Ijvbm showing unfair discrimination that might call for investigation at the bands of the Interstate Com- anu:ircj commission. ru th ,rusl 11)080 democratic Judicial , .csadidatcs have been enjoying their "1 motor tour through Washington and I-urt counties, and are not spending Tjiaore money for auto hire than they jj'-uu afford to waste. , When the democratic county at- .torney fall down in making a esse io support charges of registration fraud, the democratic organ Insists Co1 Qt it Is the fault of the republican soUjudge. Can you beat It? r The republican nominee for sher-.H-r Fred Hoye, has been on the fir ic( line as city councilman, and as l olke commissioner, stanOlng for 'he people, and has Lever iiiiis.j any t uiaili-s :cpt in the fearlvss dla ""Vturgtj of his duty. Aldrich Answers Bryan. The speech made by Governor Aldrich in answer to Mr. Ilryan's appeals to insurgent republicans to vote the democratic ticket, in our Judnment covers the ground In a most admirable way. The governor nhows plainly that no republican, in surgent or regular, has anything to gain in the cause of progress and good government by putting the democrats in power in Nebraska and clinches tho argument by comparing the record of achlfvcment of demo crats and republicans in both state and national arenas. The democratic party has always been iho party of bourbonlftm and stagnation, while every step forward worth while has been accomplished by republicans. Governor Aldrich demonstrates that there Is more true progresalveness, and more true progressives, In the republican party than In the demo cratic party, and suggests that If Mr. Bryan Is sincere Instead of Inviting republicans to Join In electing demo crate, he should Join the republicans and enlist under. the only true ban ner of progress. This Is also the answer to Dryan worshippers like Edgar Howard who are ringing the changes on Iiryan's appeals to republicans to turn demo crat. He proclaims that "Bryan was a progressive in tho days when it re quired courage," deliberately shut ting his eyes to the conspicuous oc casion when Mr. Bryan for lack of courage turned In for Judge Parker against Theodore Roosevelt. It has been characteristic of Mr. Bryan to preach reform and Independence of party from the house-tops, and then to embrace and champion every can didate bearing the democratic label, no matter how reactionary or dls redlted. True, for once last year he bolted Mayor "Jim" In revenge upon the brewers, but swallowed others on the same ticket incalculably less de serving. And right now tn going around the state Mr. Bryan is taking with him Indiscriminately as live ex hibits the nominees on the demo cratic state ticket, brewery-scented and corporation-ticketed, rather than break with his own. party, which he admits is dominated by the unde sirable and untrustworthy elements. Governor Aldrich hits the nail on the head when he asks, why, Indeed, should any republican In Nebraska cross over to help strengthen tho democratic gang even though Mr. Bryan be willing to take the risk? Alaika'i Chief Need. Secretary of the Interior Fisher says that what Alaska needs more than all else is a trunk railroad line from the ocean to the great Interior valleys of the Yukon and the Tan ana, "opening up the country so that Its future development may really be possible." This must come ahead of the coal mine development and the government's urgent duty is to see that the railroads and coal Interests do not fall Into identical private ownership, for, as the secretary points out, that would be only to In vite a repetition, of such combina tions in older sections of the United States. Secretary Fisher and President Taft before him says that Alaska Is entitled to a territorial govern ment better adapted to its peculiar local conditions and needs. There are now 66,000 people In the penin sula, about half of whom are white and they are an energetic, peaceful set. They are there to promote the welfare and interests of the United States, Alaska and themselves. They should have from the home govern ment all the help It can give them and it would be a hindrance and not a help to them and a perpetual bur den to Alaska not to thwart selfish exploitation at the very outset. In the full text of his most recent speech on Alaska, Secretary Fisher reveals a mine of Information and commits himself firmly to the propo sition that "the existing coal-land laws applicable to Alaska neither promote, development nor protect the public and all Its coal fields are with drawn from entry." Surely this state of affairs will force itself so strongly on congress that It will enact laws to fit the present and the future. President Taft long ago declared it to be his intention to bring this mat ter before congress in December and that is why be sent his secretary of the interior into the great northwest territory, that ho might be fully armed with firsthand information and Secretary Fisher's own observa tions and conclusions, supplementing his own as a basis of action. Of one thing wo may be certain, the day of wilful neglect of Alaska Is over. Bimia's Su?ar Surplus. The fact that the center of the sugar power dwells in Europe in stead of the United States may offer no comfort to consumers compelled to meet the steadily rising price of thst staple, but It Is a matter of much Interest to hear that European conditions now hold out promise of lower prices. Shortago of the raw material In most sugar growing countries has added to the odds against the con sumer, for it has been easier for the dealers to keep prices up with that In their favor than it would otherwise have been. Yet there is one place, namely Russia, where the sugar crop his not been abort, but unusually abundant. But the Euro pean combination, known as the In ternatloual Sugar Conference with J headquarters at Brussels, has held a tarlfT embargo against Russia, which greatly restricted exportatlons Russian refiners have now demanded a meeting of the International con ference at Brussels to lift this em bargo, which, they maintain, can not be Justified. If this demand is acceded to, as Russlsns feet sure It will be, It should operate to lower prices of sugar. Consequences of Steel Suit. It Is reassuring that the stock market did not "go all to pieces" as n result of the crovernment'a an nouncement of its suit to dissolve the Steel trust as many predicted. Of course, there wss a flurry In Wall street and Steel common hit the low mark, but It started back up the next day and things quieted down so much as to prompt tho as sertion that the heavy selling was over. The government can, we see, at least institute action against this biggest of all combinations without plunging the country Into financial chaos. Evidently, a false alarm had been turned In; evidently the situa tion had been exaggerated. Chair man Gary's statement, dispatches say, had the soothing effect, al though of the most stereotyped form, such as might have been ex pected. It makes a sweeping de nial of restraint of trade and depre cates, In behalf of the "stockholder and employe," the fact that the gov ernment has begun the suit. A careful, considerate reading of the original findings of Commis sioner of Corporations Smith, on which the action depends, is not cal culated to encourage the belief thst. the federal government Is endanger ing all private Industry by filing this suit. With amazing swiftness, after it started, the United States Steel corporation began business April 1, 1901, with twelve com ponent companies and Herbert Knox Smith stated In his report to the government, that "Thus competition between these concerns waa elimi nated, while enormous profits were made from the flotation of securities! with, also, an unparalleled stock commlHsln to the underwriting syn dlcate, which netted a clear profit of about $62,500,000 In cash." The corporation then controlled about two-thirds of the country's produc tion of crude steel and from one-half to four-fifths of the principal rolled steel products. It has since, of course, Increased its holdings, for It Is essentially a holding company. In 1902 It took over the Union Steel company, in 1904 the Clarlton Steel company and in 1907 the Tennessee Coal, Iron and Railroad company, which brought its component parts up to fifteen. ( If no unlawful restraint of trade has ensued of course no court will Interfere, but if the Sherman law has been violated the order of dis solution will be eventually forth coming. Not So Bad for Poor Lo. Forty-one sections of the choicest land in the Rosebud drawing, it seems, must be reserved for the In dians. Upon that those who draw quarter sections may not trench. They are to get their land after Poor Lo has been supplied. (Not so bad for Poor Lo. Not near as bad as some who have recently subscribed to the demand for "freeing" the Indian from the government's overcharge Imply or seem to think. This comes about, of course, In the ordinary pro cess of rules governing the distribu tion of the land, but that does not lessen the significance of the gov ernment's care for the Indian as Its ward. This reservation of the choicest forty-one sections out of a tract of 63,000 acres, cuta down the area to be distributed to about one-half, and will necessarily create a great deal of dissatisfaction and disappointment and yet some of those who drew the late numbers probably are figuring that after all they may profit by the shift, for many who had drawn high numbers will now abandon the whole thing and not go near the land to exercise their right. But It does seem to Impose something of a hardship upon those who went to file, not to have made known this fact of reserv ing the Indian land beforehand. Our old friend, Edgar Howard, thinks it strange that ','Put-lt-back" Porter should come to the front with a certificate of character for Gover nor Harmon of Ohio for the 1912 democratic presidential nomination. Still, no more strange than that he should find Senator Hitchcock fur nishing htm a sympathetic vehicle of publicity. The reputable physicians and sur geons who cherish respect for their profession are the ones who ought to go to the front to uproot the quack doctor operating through mis representation and fraud. Doctors, like lawyers, however, usually prefer to have some one else do their house cleaning for them. With LI Yuen Heng claiming the presidency of the new Chinese re public and Dr. Sun Yat Sen Insist ing on af prior claim, we may yet bav the spectacle of a revolution within a revolution, eccentric circles In war over there. Tarai la tfca Alaras. Washington Star. Tha chances are that Candidal Bryan will gat out and try to vtin. Ilk th faithful fir main horse, whether be it bitched to anything or iiwU Eooklncf Backward 1 lib Day in Omaha t COMPILED FROM UF.t ULt-S Thirty Years Ago Captain Paul Hoynton arrived In Omaha today, forty-seven days out from Olendive, the headwaters of the Tellowstone. He made the trip down the Missouri river, floating; and swImmlnK in a rubber ault, and was accompanied la a boat by James Creelman. correspondent of the New York Herald, who Joined him at Bis marck. They wera met several miles up th river by a representative of The Bee, which had chartered a small boat for that purpose. Thla Sunday was so pleasant and the air so balmy and spring-like that every body seemingly went to church. Among special services In the morning was that at tha Presbyterian church where Rev. J. K. Collier of Philadelphia preached. In the evening union meetings were held at tho First Presbyterian and at Eighteenth Street Methodist, conducted by Rev. Whittle, and 1. R. Maxfleld, respectively. Rev. Mr. rsrrnalee, for eighteen years a missionary in Turkey, discoursed on mis sions at the Congregational church; the Lutheran church held services with Rev. Dr. Bkelllng In Boyd's opera house. ' The Bricklayers' union held a grand benefit ball at Central hall with music furnished by the Union Pacific band. The proceeds go to a disabled brother member. Joe Teahon of the Wabash Is back from an extended trip through central Ne braska, E. L. Crowell. father of E. IL Crowell of this city, who has been visiting Omaha for a few days, started on bis return to Philadelphia by way of tit. Louis.- Mr. Crowell is one of the most forward hard ware merchants of the Quaker City. M. Rorlck and wlfa left for Ban Fran cisco after a brief visit at tha residence of L M. Bennett. Mr. Borlck is editor of tha Times In San Francisco, and prominently spoken of for the United Btates senate. Twenty Years Ago Nws camo to W. R. Adams, superin tendent of parks, of tha death of his son, George W. Adams. 20 years og age, on a steamboat which waa destroyed by fire on the lower Mississippi. Toung Adams was a member of a party of pleasure-seekers. Jack Davis knocked out Abe Nixon In tha firth round of a finish fight at Cut-Off lake. Senator Manderson. as president of the United States senate, was given a banquet at the Omaha club. Dr. George L. Miller presided at the epeechmaking and besides Senator Manderson these re sponded to toasts; J. Sterling Morton, John L. Webster, Judge E. Wakoley, Benator A. 8. Paddock, General John R. Rrooks and A. J. Poppleton. Two houses In Benson Place, owned by Theodora Williams, city circulator of The Bee, were destroyed by fire. Georg P. Bemls returned from Chi cago, where he had been to try to In due two large manufacturing estab lishments to move to Omaha. Mr. and Mrs. J. K. Chambers enter tained a number of friends at an old fashioned German dinner at Frits WIrth's. The guests were Mr. snd Mrs. Joseph Barker. Mr. and Mrs. R. R. Rlngwalt, Mr. and Mrs. Edward Peck. Mr. and Mrs. U P. Funkhouser. Mr. and Mrs. Lally, Mr. and Mrs. Lander, Mrs. O'Brien of Detroit. Miss Millard, Miss IJams, Miaa Bishop, Mr. Offut, Mr. Voes, Mr. Jewett. Ten Years Ago - F. J. Fltsgerald stated at the meeting of the Real Estate exchange that there had been quite a change of sentiment in South Omaha on the subject of city and county consolidation and ha believed It would now carry. On motion of W. U Belby, lOdward Rosewater, d. M. Hitch cock and F. W. Kellogg were Invited to address the exchange on taxation at Jta next meeting. Attorneys prosecuting James Callahan for perjury completed their Investigation of the testimony given at Callahan1 trial In connection with th budahy kidnaping and began to call witness for the per jury case. Th first waa Mrs. Schnelder wlnd, owner of th houa In which young Cudahy was kept. 'Wloo 8am Crawford, the famous Cincinnati outfielder, whos home waa at Wahoo, Neb., was married In Omaha to Mlas Ada E. Lattln; daughter of John W. Lattln, a stock driller, living at 420 California street. Rev. J. J. Lampe per formed th ceremony, gupertntendent of Schools Pea ree said he could provide room In th schools for all the truents they would bring to him. Mrs. W". J. Broatch entertained a party of forty women at her home. At the home of Mr. and Mrs. Frank Reynolds of Florence, Mr. and Mrs. Rey nolds and Mr. and Mrs. II. L. Forterfleld entertulned In a most delightful manner. The editor of Th Re received a touch ing plea from Rarslllal R. Hritts for a 'maid with a dowry." Rarslllal had Just finished digging potatoes In Greeley county. Colorado, and had gone to Love land, that Mat, to help tn his sugar harvest. This sweet combination, evi dently, got on hi nerve and he wrote to the editor to help him find a bride, with at leavt fl.Wrt or IJ000. People Talked About Th Johnsonlsed street car company of Detroit has signed up a treaty with the city providing for elght-for-a-quaVter tlcktts for us from S a. m. to 8 p. m., and slx-for-e-quarter for all other hours. Universal transfer go. with both. As a result of a clos Inspection of the ballot boxes of the recent primary elec tion In Ralllntor th grand Jury has In dicted 235 election officials for th perpe tration of fraud These are in th class of lower-downs. Now th Jury turns to the higher-ups. A compact organisation of Princeton graduatea are working th presidential literary bureau of Governor Woodrow ilson In New Turk. Th dope aeot out consists of newspaper clippings gathered from all sections of th country. At th same time, on th Pacific coast. Senator Jeff Pavla and Senator Gore ar spllllnj Interviews favorab. to th Jarseyman. Poor Atlaata! Who err er has a tear to shed, for pity's sake shed It now for th unfortunate metropolis of Georgia. A troop of professional revivalists and re formers ar camped thr and ar plo turing th city tn awful color. Aeoordtng to on of th leader Atlanta is th worst and Its women "ar walking advertise ments for a paint company." Where's Hoke inlth and Oeorgl chivalry I A Novel Primary Prellnlaary Mavea la Coramta- loaj Fnrw af Ciorerameat at Newport, Ky. (Louisville Courier-Journal) A unique election was held a few days ago In Newport. At least It tu unique In this part of the world. It was the flret nonpartisan primary held under the new commission char ter for second-cluKS cities In Ken tucky. Newport was the first city In Ken tucky to adopt tho commission form of government, t'nder the commission charter It was necessary to make nomi nations for mayor and commissioners. There were seven candidates for mayor, from which number two nominations were made. There were fifty-seven as pirants for commissioners, out of which array eight nominations were made. At tha November election one of the two mayoralty nominees will be chosen and four commissioners will be elected from the eight nominees. Home hat singular to relate, both of the mayoralty nomi nees are democrats, while five of the eight nominees for commissioners are democrats, despite the fact that New port Is by no means a reliably democratic city. At the general election, however, the ballot will again be nonpartisan, with no party emblems or designations. The Intelligent voter will be required to make his choice among candidates with no rooster or log cabin picture to sway him in his political preferences. Tn the nonpartisan primary more than S.0O0 votes were cast out of a total registration of S.eon. More Interest was taken In the primary than In any mu nicipal election in many years. It was an unprecedented vote for a primary and it Is generally conceded to have been re markably free from fraud. In every poll ing place there waa a large placard proclaiming that the Business Men's club of Newport would pay fM tor any evi dence that would lead to th arrest and conviction of any person violating the election laws. This appears to have had a good effect, as there were but few com plaints of any kind during the day. There were many surprises In the election. Some of the candidates who were generally re garded as strong, made an Indifferent showing. Others whose chance were not considered good piled up an astonish ing number of votes. Sixty-four names were on th ballot. They were arranged alphabetically. The result indicated that the votera had studied the ballot to ad vantage, and that a candidate's position thereon cut little figure In the voting. The man whose name headed the list was defeated In the mayoralty race, and the aspirant for commissioner whose nam led all the rest, was conspicuously among the "also rans" when the totals were footed up after the close of the polls. The nonpartisan primary tinder the commission charter does away with po litical ' nominating conventions. There are no entrance fees or election expenses to pay, as th cost is defrayed by the city. AH that Is necessary to become a candidate Is to file a petition, signed with the names and addresses of 100 bona fide cltlsens. When this Is done the candidate's name goes on the ballot and the voters do the rest. This Is a novel performance here in Kentucky, and, on the face of It, It seems to be an Im provement over the old-fashioned meth ods. Newport will soon be giving us an object lesson in government by commis sion and, will be able to decide whether it Is as well adapted to municipal ad ministration as It Is to the conduct of a primary. Two other recond-clas cities, Lexington and Paducah, are to vote In November on the adoption of the commission charter. NEBRASKA PRESS COMMENT. Grand Island Free Presa (dem.): Won't someone please gag Mike Harrington? He has made altogether too much noise for a good democrat. Falrbury News: Bryan stiys he sees no reason why he should be a demo cratic candidate again. But Reason and democracy were never very cloBdy re lated. Norfolk News: It doesn't take the American boy very long to think. In about the first minute's play with the Omaha High school some youthful wag of Norfolk called the 210-pound center on th visiting team "the beef trust." Beatrice Sun: You will notice that when an oil expert from Oklahoma moves Into a community and makes an investi gation, he always finds unmistakable signs of oil and gaa. The local investor get Into the game tn the strength of the unmistakable signs and the expert moves on looking for more signs. O'Neill Frontier: Dan Stevens of Fre mont, one of the wealthiest men In Dodge county, has been nominated by lie democrats of the Third congressional district to fill ihe vacancy caused by the death of Congressmen Latta. Mr. Stev ens managed the two campaigns of Con gressman Latta and is no doubt familiar with the persuasiveness of a good tat check book as a vote getter. Grsnd Island Independent: singularly enough Mr. Bryan is advising Ne braskans that the only relief from all political evil is tn the election of the democratic ticket. Mr. Bryan well knows that this Is nothing new for him! Per haps he realises), however, that variety is the spice of life and that the people appear to want a change not so much In his advice, which they have never fol lowed, but tn administrations. Kearney Hub: We read In an Omaha newspaier that Los Angeles and San Diego already have part of their ex hibits on hand for th approaching I And show. Undoubtedly California and every mountain stale will be well represented. But what la Nebraska doing? Nebraska can show the real thing, th sort of prosperity in fact that enables Nebraska people to buy California and other west ern lands at fancy price. What ia this state, or th counties of th state, doing to advertise our resource and to offset th allurement of onr 'western neigh bors? Seward Blade: That political weather vane, W. Jennings Bryan, spoke in the court yard. His mission waa to besiege Insurgent republicans to vote th demo cratic stat ticket this fall. Just to show Taft that Nebraska la "not for htm." Bryan had with htm Candidate Stark and Dean, whom h Introduced as "Ex hibits A and B." A number of almon pure democrats aat on th platform, but th Hon. Scbel was la t audlen. This was out of th ordinary, and w ask Colonel Bryan to explain- Bryan did not spak with bis 4d time fir, personally w prefer to hear Harry Land! a, yet Land I oould not crucify him self on a cross of thorns, or was It a crown of silver? Colonel Bryan came to Seward in an auto Monday. LAUGHING GAS. "I don't see why aviators are adopting cats a mascots. " "Why not csts?" "I think a more appropriate niasiot would be a skv terrier." Baltimore American. "Ynnr rAnallliiAnt. uA.'Inir alt man ner of harsh things about you Just now.." "Yes." replied Senator Sorghum. "Such la .1.. .! 1. 1 . a ... -.l.. . . i .. . think I wss a pitcher who hsd I'wi a game for the home team." Washington Star. "What a beautiful plrture of an anuel!" said the lady who was visiting the art gallery. "Ys." replied the aviation enthusiast: "but bftwwn voil And me fhnsA wmif? aren't practical." Chicago Post. Pollre Commissioner If vou were ordered to disperse a mob. what would you ao r Applicant Puss around the hat, sir! Police Commissioner That'll do. You're engaged. Satire. Ring There Is one thing I don't like about this aviation business. When a itnow smasnes ni airsnip ne can i Tele phone to the rrage and have a man come out ami fix It, wing rvo. A fellow Is usually gone L'h.ra lhflt l r i n ' , V. n . lalunhniiiu Cleveland Plain Dealer. "You've been making spee hes all mm ii LINES Through Rail Service INTO UPTOWN - BOITOTOWE! 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OMAHA When You Write a Letter If you write a letter to a prospective customer, calling his attention to your lino of goods, the prin cipal thing to remember is that the letter must be read. It does not make so much difference whether it bd a typewritten, original or a duplicated letter. Three things to be considered are: 1st, Advertis- ing Value of the letter; 2d, Promptness with which prospective purchasers may be reached; 3d, Cost of producing the letter. The first one of these three things is up to you. We can help you mightily on the other two. With a Rotary Neostyle in your own office, your stenog rapher, or the office boy, can turn out your let ters at the rate of forty per minute, at a cost of less than fifty cents per thousand. A half hour after you have given your stenographer copy for the letter they can be ready for the mail. No other process is so rapid or inexpensive. Machines are made in three different models at three, different prices. A telephone call will bring one of these machines to your office for complete demonstration. The Smith Premier Typewriter Co. Branches in SIOUX CITY, LINCOLN, DES MOINES. The New and Enlarged Edition of The Century Dictionary Cyclopedia and Atlas Breught slowa te date ia every department will be published early in November hi through the corn twit." said the political mnnimer; "do you notice any result?" "Yes.'- answered the sprlllnder: "my voice has become husky." Chicago Tri bune. "The first time blllson stayed out with us he took off his shoes when he got to the corner Instead of waiting as most men do, until he had reached the door." "Poor man." "Yes. and the worst of It was that it as not his corner." Buffalo Express. "I Notice the arrival at Hankow of Ad- mlrl Ping " "Oolng to consult with General Tong, no doubt." Cleveland Plain Dealer. The et Results. Chicago Inter Ocean. Fur President Robert Marlon La Foi- lette. Platform We want the Jobs. Without prejudice or resentment and simply as impartial recorders of the news of the day we give the foregoing as the net results of the great Insurgent "conference" held In Chicago on Monday. t lllsrh l.lTlnsr fnmlns: Dimi, St. Louis Globe Democrat. The cost of an aeroplane ride having fallen fto per cent. It Is plain that the cost of high living Is coming down, no matter what the high cost of living may do. PH7 Jim Passengers desiring to go direct to New York's downtown section chang-e at Manhattan Transfer to electric traina running through to THE HUDSON TERMINAL Chores and CorUasdt Streets Few Minutes from Wall St. SWANIA Modern Office Supplies 10th and Douglas Sts. Omaha, Xeb. Telephones Ioug. 1284; Ind. A-128i. 1 13 new material 1 00.000 new !nniuas 1,900 new pictures