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Oommunlrationa relating to nws ana editorial matter should he addressed Omaha Ree. Editorial Department SEPTEMBER CIRCULATION. 47,398 State of Nebraska, County of Douglas, ea Utrlght Williams, circulation manager of The Re Publishing company, being duly aworn, aaya that the average dally circulation, leoa spoiled, unused and re turned copies for the month of September, UiX waa 47,&i8. DWIOIIT WILMAM3, Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and swora to 'before me this id day of October, l'Ul. (Seal.) ROBERT Hl'NTKH, Notary Public. Subscribers learlaaj the eltr i temporarily ahodM aave The , Be anatlea t them. Address will be rhaaaxed ma oftea aa reqaeated. The Land Ehow deserves a land i (office business. There It no use to hops that the kids will forget Hallowe'en. Senator Hitchcock, the high minded, la mad. That'a very evi dent. "Not thla time," says the labor union flr to the Invitation of the spider. And now Ten a a and Missouri are braylof over which atate raises the more mules. The result of the world' aeries may be known before that of the Maine election yet. . A moral wave has struck Reno. The wind bloweth where It llsteth. Do not blame Reno. After all, what Secretary Wilson said to the brewers did not hurt any good cause or person. These post-season rifns will pro mote the cause of early eloatng base ball seasons next year. A strike vote Is being taken on the Rock Island. It would not hurt If the returns should be lost. Our high-minded senator must be lieve that the Lincoln Star's Imprint carries more weight than hla own. If correctly reported. General Reyes shows rare qualities of selec tion In starting his revolt in To basco. In meeting la Louisville, Ky., the National Suffrage association doubt less decided to "take the bull by the horns." If divorce Is ever Justifiable, It would seem to be so when a man or woman la willing to go to Reno and wait for the count. From the portrait, It la apparent that Judge Bordwell was not selected to preside over the McNamara case on the basis of his beauty. A Pittsburgh millionaire has gone tq Jail rather than pay a fine of 1. And the newspapeers have even for gotten to mention his name. Buck Is life. ' We knew that before the campaign w&s over the World-Herald would, as usual, insist that Victor Itose water Is running for every office on the ticket. "Can you unscramble eggs?" re torts Mr. Morgan In reply to a ques tion about the dissolution of the Steel truiit. No, but you can eat them scrambled. Tho democrat who has been elected to offlco In thla city and county without carrying the Third ward ia a talgnty scarce article. Talk about Ingratitude! iH Suultiuu to iiui I eiuciuberiug ai the right time, an ideal witness In certain rases is one who also can recall exactly what he testified at the last hearing. Edgar Howard, who usually hits a pretty straight hunch from Fair view, wants all the progressive dem ocrats to get behind "a real progres sive like Joseph W. Folk.'' Wonder If that Is a tip on where Mr. Bryan expect to land? Submission of ' the annexation question will be put up .to. South. Omaha to decide whether it wants to Join fortunes with Omaha at this tiai. When Omaha was warmly prt:aing its suit last time. South Omaha was cold. South Omaha will Lave to warm up to it this time If it vatit the nuptial knot lied A Heinous Offense. Senator Hitchcock's dcnioi r.itic or gan devotes much of editorial apace to a fantastic screed credited to the Lincoln Star, which he purposely mlsbrands as "an Independent repub lican" newspaper, well knowing that the Star Is about as republican as his World-Herald Is. The burden of complaint Is a trumpet charge that The lice, and its editor personally, have sometimes supported candi dates for office who polled majorities In the Third ward. This heinous of fense, in the eyes of our high-minded senator, should tnako everybody vote the democratic ticket this year, although last year when its majori ties were given to Senator Hitchcock and his associates on the democratic ticket. Third ward support was a vir tue. Let It be known to all that The Bee, aa a republican newspaper, ad vocates republican principles, and gives preference to republican can didates unless they are palpably dis honest, corrupt or unfit If republi can or democratic candidates have support or opposition from Tom Dennlson or Walter Molso, Van All stlne or Charley Fanning, or anyone else whose help may be an asset or a liability, no odium need attach to us. Our preferred candidates whenever nominated or elected must, and do, command support in all the wards of the city, and it is the majority of the votes In the entire city or county, as the case may be, that decides. The offense which Senator Hitch cock goes out of his way to charge specifically against the editor of The Bee Is that he sometimes advocates and votes for the same candidates that Tom Dennlson supposedly does. Here are a few charges, however, that have not been successfully made against anyone by the name of Rose water connected with The Bee: No one by the name of Rosewater. connected with The Bee, was ever charged with selling out hla party ticket for a pot of boodle. No one by the name of Rosewater, connected with The Bee, waa ever charged with having a telltale slip In the city cash drawer representing stolen public funds. No one by the name of Rosewater, connected with The Bee, waa ever charged with sharing the loot of an embettllng state treasurer. No one by the name of Rosewater, connected with The Bee, was ever charged with hiding behind the statute of limitations to got away from paying either an honest, much less a dishonest, debt. No one by the name of Rosewater, connected with The Bee, was ever charged with holding fast to a dollar of stolen state money, which he ought long ago to have put back. Unfortunately, our democratic senator can not aay the same for himself. There are doubtless many cttlsens of this metropolis whose memories are short, who, by refreshing them, would learn much that la Important to them as bearing on their political duties. Missouri's Political Twins. Missouri, democrats are In a di lemma over their twin presidential candldaciea. Ex-Governor Folk has the endorsement of the democratic state convention of a year ago, there fore the prestige of the state's back ing; against that Speaker Champ Clark throws his nominal leadership of his party in the nation. Mr. Folk la avowed In his candidacy, Speaker Clark characteristically cute and re ceptive, but nevertheless determined. Folk's position is set forth in this authorised statement: The democrat of Missouri havs en dorsed Governor Folk for the democratic presidential nomination through their chosen repreeentativea In convention as sembled. This endorsement waa part of the last democratic platform and was accepted In good faith by a large ma jority of the democrats of the state. Thla action waa taken after full discus sion before the people for six months previous to the convention. Back of thla endoraement. I believe, Is the will of mora than St per eent of the demo crats of the state. Mr. Clark, It will be remembered, waa the chairman of that convention. Every fair-minded man will conct'uu that Governor Folk should be given the atate'a delegation. The demo crats of Missouri have spoken once and they can speak again. Clark's cunning statement Is: My own opinion Is that ill offices, Including- the presidency, belong to' the people. The Missouri delegation to the national convention belongs to the demo crats of Missouri. I take it for granted that they have abundant sense to select such delegation aa they want and to In struct It for their choice for president In a convention or primary called for that purpose. They cannot be deprived of that right. No man ever declined a nomina tion for preeluent by a great party, and no man ever will decline such nomina tion. The Globe-Democrat has had a re porter touring tho state on a political mission, who finds that "Clark leads Folk in this state lu the ratio of five to one." A correspondent of the Re public, the loading democratic organ of the state, by way of contradiction, says: "If there is a Folk man In thU town, he Is not known." Irrespective of this dispute, It Is obvious that both the Missouri twins cannot "have a solid home-state dele- gallon .In th next democratic na tional convention instructed for him Drat. last and all the time. Candi dates have been known to be nom inated without the votes of their own states, but It has been rarely the case, and should one of them in terfere with the efforts of the other to capture the delegation, the suc cessful candidate la not likely to be 'ii i r; i5i;i;: Sufficiently prcilinpono'l toward his rlVHl to turn over the delegation when convinced, he tunnot win the prize for himself. Distribution of Wealth. According to statistics Issued by the census bureau, tho tendency of wealth In this country Is toward dif fusion, and. the Wall Street Journal thinks, "perhaps more In harmony with a prevailing conception of popu lar right," socialism. The sum mary of manufactures for 1909 shows an Increase of 45.39 per cent In the total amount of money In vested In manufacturing Industries In the five years from 1904 to 1909. The assumption is that roost of this additional Investment was accumu lated from earnings. The figures show that the amount of investment per Individual capital ist increased 1 7.5 3 per cent and that his Income Increased 12.81 per cent, which, naturally, suggests the ques tion, what of the Increase In wages or salaries to the employes? The per capita wages Increased 8.52 per cent and the per capita salaries 7.41 per cent. The net earnings of the manufacturer increased 34.06, while the net earnings of the employe in creased 8.33 per cent. The capitalist, to be sure, has got the better of the rise, but it cannot be denied that the workman has done fairly well and, going further, one finds that In that same period there waa a growth of deposits In savings banks of 21.02 per cent. The workman is usually the patron of the savings bank. Therefore, the workman Is able to lay away some of his earnings, evidently, even In times of high cost of living. Yet there Is that 45.39 per cent Increase In the capitalist's total investment. It con trasts rather boldly with the savings bank deposits' Increase. This has to be taken Into consideration, though, that organization and professional economy give the manufacturer a great advantage in the art of accu mulation over the Individual wage- earner. In spite of the disparage ments In the surface percentages, the wage-earner Is doing far better than he had done and the tendency of the distribution of wealth is not unfa vorable to him.. Freedom for Indians. Action was taken at the recent In dian congreea at Columbus, O., to promote plans to abolish reserva tions and government paternalism over the redman, In fact, looking to the Indian's "complete freedom." This Is a misnomer, of course, for the Indian has his freedom and haa had it. He is not a serf or a slave and haa never been In any aort of bond age under thia government. But the government can not let go of its protectorate over the Indian all at once and abandon Its reservation system and paternalism. Under this system the federal government haa done all that has been done for the redman. Today he stands, wherever he shows himself fit, on a level with th white man. He sits in both houses of congress, In chairs of col leges and unlveraities, In the high places of every calling. His skin or his race haa never shut him out. When he haa been shut out, It haa been due to hla own deficiencies and failures. So, for the Indian, as fast as he shows himself worthy and fit, the government removea all restrictions and lets him Into the life of full citi zenship. It would be wrong to the Indian and wrong to the government, though, for this promotion to be made before the Indian is capable of taking advantage of It. Here is an Item taken from one of our up-state democratic exchangee: The popular candidate for governor of Nebraska next year will be lUchard U Metcalfe. Welcome to our midst, "Met." And here's hoping that you run In the primary at least as well as you did for United States senator. Says the Chicago Tribune's corre spondent following President Taft: "There aro not euough antl-Taft men In San Francisco to man the election polls." San Francisco is in California, too. Kansas City is also able to point with pride to the fact that the only red lights in town are those ou the rear of the vehicles. Kunsaa City Star. Followed by loud clearing of the throat. Shatterlnar Yoasjaj Amhlttoaa. Indianapolis News. If the Investigation discloses that fact that It really takes I107.7HJ legitimately spent to be elocted United titatea senator from Wisconsin, we may expect some emigration of ambitious young men to other atatea, where the coat of political Uyng Uu t so high, - Obatarlee la a Bewat. St. l,outa Republlu. The Interstate Commerce commission has forbidden the cancellation of joint freight rates when auch cancellation will have the effect of raising rates to the ahlpter. IHiealbly the commission has been pondering the flgurea In the annual railroad reports giving the net corporate reveuuH. Vaalta la the New Uaralae. Springfield Republican. Opponents of woman suffrage In Cali fornia are consoling themselves with the reflection that along with this detested measure the state adopted the initiative and referendum, and steps are already being taken to challenge equal suffrage at the next general election. The new machinery of democracy la well adapted for the prompt settlement of great la sues to make thein stay settled la another matter omaha. Monday, octokku ion. ffiookinBackwarcl IhisDay In Omaha COMPILED FHOM DFX FILES OCT. 2.1. Thirty Years A The charming 'little'" prima donna. Fay Tempb'ton. and the troupe tinder her namn, who are to open the new Grand oppra house, arrived In Omaha tonight from Kansas City. Although tired be cause of delayed trains they are com fortably lodged at the Metropolitan, and patronised the rpstauraots for a lata sup. per. When asked what her opinion of Omaha waa, one of the fair members of the party gave her shoulders an expres sive little French shrug and said, she liked It as far ss she had seen except, of course, the mud. Tomorrow they will in spect the new temple of Thespls, and possibly hold an afternoon rehParssJ. The day was observed In all the churches by special revlvsl services, and a large afternoon m pet In In the Academy of Music addressed by Major Whittle and Mr. McOranahan. Union servicei at the Presbyterian and Methodist churches in ie evening were addressed, one by Major Whittle and the other by Rev. J. B. Mas- field, both, despite the mud, were at tended by large congregations. 8. P. Morse & Co. are advertising "Mosfjuetalre" kid gloves In six-button lengths In the latest shades as the cor rect thing. A special train startpd westward which carried only one passenger, Mr. l)avts of Boston, one of the directors of the Union Pnclflc railroad. The train was sent out with Instructions not to fall below forty miles an hour. Mr. Davis's destination Is IHitte, Mont, where his brother Is critically ill. Miss Carrie Millard Is home from a visit to friends In New Tork. J. If. N. Patrick has returned from New York. Dr. Jm D. Grady, with his bride, is at home to his Omaha friends. Mr. James Coutant and wife of New Tork are guests of C. K. Coutant. A little 2-year-old daughter of Mrs. Lizzie Hpenoer, who resides on Capitol avenue, near Tenth, was burned to death this afternoon. Twenty Years Ago Ignis Fatuus, Omaha's speedy stallion, won a race In 1:24 at the Union park races before a large crowd. The starter for the day waa A. W. McElroy of Chi cago and the judges K. M. Green of Calhoun, Marve Beardaley and Billy Paxton of Omaha; timers, Fred Fowler and Goodley Brucker. A big republican rally was held of the First and Second waVd clubo at Thir teenth and William streets. Ed Cornish was chairman and the speakers were Ed ward Rosewater, Dave Mercer, Frank E. Moores, W. F. Bec.hel, H. B. Irey, Judge E. N. Stenberg, John Steel, B. K. Long, Judge Louis Berka and C, 8. Elgntter. Sixteen hundred persona flocked to the Grand Opera house to hear Daniel Dougherty, New Tork'a famous orator, dispense his oratory and wit. An Afro-Republican olub was organized at a meeting called to order by Dr. M. O. Rlcketts at 104 South Furteenth street, with these officers: President, C. D. Bell; vice president, W, R. Gamble; secretary, Price Sanders; treasurer, C. Duncan, The Paclflo Short Line waa sold at the federal building for 13,000,000 to George W. Wtckersham and A. B. Garretaon aa trustees. These men represented the holders of the $2,583,000 bonds and were supposed to be backed by the Manhattan Trust company of New Tork. The sale was made at auotlon by Receiver Bler bower. Mr. and Mrs. E. Q. Jones celebrated their wedding anniversary with these friends present to assist them: Rev. and Mrs. T. B. Cramblet. Mr. and Mrs. J. 8. Woodburn, Mr. and Mrs. W. W. Slabaugh, Mr. and Mrs. J. Taylor, Rev. and Mrs. J. it. Reld, Misses Garret, Pickering, Clayton, Nannie Clayton, Free land, Adams, Lancaster, Gertie Lancaster, Burns and Thomas, Messrs. Burns, Haughey, Van Amain, Pickering, Wise, Winter, Southmayd, Bunnel and Durbln. W. P. Fell, business manager of The Bee, went eaat on a business trip. Tea Years Ago Mrs. B. F. C rummer entertslned about forty women at the Her Grand In honor of Mrs. Gates of Milwaukee and Mrs. Cheney, Fire at the Central hotel, Fifteenth and Dodge streets, did damage to the extent of 13,800. City Building Inspector Carter com mands Omaha folks to put up their fire escapes. The bartenders of Omaha organised a union at Labor temple with theaa officers: President. J. W. O Cornell; vice presi dent, J. C. Hansford; treasurer, E. J. Vanbllle; secretary, Morris R. Schlank; Inside guard, George W. Nelson; con ductor, Frank A. Schaeffer; delegates to Central Labor union, Morris R. Schlank, J. W. O'Connell, Charlea O. Relnhardt.. Alfred Darlow, head of the Union Pa clflo advertising dop'artment, was In Chi cago. The Rt. Rev. Luclen Lea Ktnsolvlng, bishop of the Protestant Episcopal church In Praall, waa In Omaha, en route from Ban Francisco to New York. ' People Talked About Until the world pennant series are fin ished, random In New York and Philadel phia do hop to take a fall out of Uie high cost of living. Calculations on the population of China put the number at 430,000,000. If the present row sends a few screaming to their ancestors, they'll never be missed. A fine, placid pond of water on Ms Cleveland estate, the only article John D. Rockefeller hadn't nailed down. In atom mysterious manner waa tapped by a neighboring dairyman. Only a few puddles remain to remind John D. thai there are other artists In the pipe Un business. The duke of the, Abmssl, commander of the Italian navy In the Adrlatle sea, haan't enough business on hand to keep his press agent awake. Unless the Amer ican Puck nam pasha comas out from the Bosphorus with a Turkish Ironclad there la precious little proapeot of pulling off a thrill that will reach the lovellt slopes of West Virginia. The supposed leader of the Climea revolutionists. Sun Tat Sen, la hustling around the United States picking ur sinews of war. Sunday last he bobbed up 'n M. Louis, where he gathered eonaldar abl eoln. Though eager to reach the fir lag line and lead the faithful patrioU t victory or alaewhera, duty compels him to tarry among the American Johnnie until be secure ll.Sce.0uu, Besides, tba Is much pUasaatear, Tlic BceS Lcilcr Box -a n-1 Criticism. ot Well Takes. OMAHA, Oct. 20. To the Omaha Bee: My attention has bppn called to an article quoted from the Lincoln Star severely criticising the Omaha Land shew as a cunning scheme to dlvprt population from Nebraska and the middle w-put to the Pa cific coast, esppclslly to California, Washington and Oregon. No one should resent Intelligent criticism, but In this article, intelligence la conspicuous by its sbsence. Aa an exhibitor from California, I con- alder the Omaha Land show an effort to continue the trend of population from the eastern border of the United States to the middle west and western coast, and thereby prevent Its movement Into Can ada and the British possessions. Nowadays, people, to do business, must advertise, and people must advertise where their advertisements will be seen. That Is the reason why the people of the western portion, of our country are com ing east to Omaha, Chicago, Pittsburgh, New York and other cities, to exhibit their resources. We don't necessarily ex pect to take people from Nebraska to California. Nebraska is the key state between the east and the west of the United States. Omaha Is the key city of Nebraska. A very large percentage of the Immigration of the United States passes through Nebraska and the city of Omaha. California. Idaho. Montana, Oregon, Washington and other states are endeavoring to secure their share of this immigration. We are not relying on the people of Nebraska to furnish immigra tion but we are not rofuslng homes to any dissatisfied residents of any state. As a resident of California for many years and a atrong believer In Its re sources, I am constantly surprised In finding In other states much that Is equal If not superior to my own state, which makes me realise the truth of the ob servation "There are others." WILBER WALKER. Commissioner from Alameda County, Aaka Honey for the Walls. OMAHA, Oct' 20To the Editor of The Bee: In expending the $200,000 re cently voted to complete and furnish the new court house our county commission ers should not overlook the matter of Interior decorations. Thia building, both in size and architecture. Is a credit to the county and will meet requirements for many yeara to come. During thla time literally millions of people, citizens and strangers, will pass through Its spa- clous corridors and rooms, and It Is therefor proper and consistent that the Interior should be as beautiful as the sis and architecture are Impressive. It should reflect the taste of the community as well aa express Its artistic aspirations. All over the country new public build ings, state houses, court houses, libraries, etc., are reflecting the progress' of the taste of the people in beautiful Interior decorations, the crowning features of which are mural paintings don by art ists of fame. The history and destiny of the state, county or community are her expressed in allegory with an elevating effect that cannot be obtained by lan guage. Some mural painting should by all means be Included in the scheme of Interior decoration of our new court house and our county commissioner should b encouraged to make generous provisions for this purpose. . J. KNOX CNEIL. Aa to True) Rellarloa. To the Editor of The Dally Bee: Gen tlemen are discussing the question of religious toleration, which la an evasion of the contention orglnatlng In thi assertion made by Rev. Mr, Gannon, that "Roman Catholicism Is the true religion." Why such an evasion; why do not gen tlemen discuss the question raised by Rev Gannon or ask Rev. Gannon to as sume the burden of proof, that Roman Catholicism Is the true religion. Ths question of a true religion is so very vital to mankind that every one should give It the most searching and Intelligent analysts. A true religion Is essentially a religion of truth. Truth properly defined Is the actual state of being, which stata la known only to that creative Intelligence that brought it forth. This creative intelli gence being the absolute and infinite wisdom of the Creator, truth becomes Impossible to the comparative and finite wisdom of man. I, therefore, contend that Roman Catholicism Is not the world's true religion, and Is not even a true religion. The world does not possess such a phenomenon. Every church dedicated to the worship of God has in its religious teachings comparative truth In proportion to the intelligence of Its worshipers to conceive God. And, as Catholic worship ers do not possess a perfect or an Infinite Intelligence with which to conceive God, Roman Catholicism Is Ilk every other religion; a religion of comparative truth, and It must stand alike the test Imposed by the words of Christ, "By their fruits, y shall know them," (the churches). From the premises of Christ's words Rev. Gannon, must accept the burden of proof that Roman Catholicism Is the true re ligion. Historical criticism establishes as an Inoontrovertable truism, that no na tion haa ever risen above its most domi nant religious teachings, therefore, an Intelligent analysis of this religious phe nomenon, as an interpretative formula of a true religion will prove that the cause that differentiates the nations h the difference In their religious teach ings. An unbiased analysis of this cause. Illumined by the evidence of history, will force upon Rev. Gannon, to say, why Catholic nations are so disrupted, illiter ate, distressed, discontented and retro gressive, under Roman Catholicism, the religion he claims to be the true religion; while protestant nations are atable, liter ati, contented and progressive In all the c'.cn-.cr.ta of human development utwter protestantism, the religion he declares to b fiilse. It being self-evident that a nation wilt progress intellectually, re ligiously, morally and materially in pro portion to the truth of Its religious teachings. Mr. Editor, I prefer to accept the un biased verdict of history, so well sup ported by the words or Christ, "By their fruit, ye shall know them." (the churches), rather than accept tb asser tion of Rev. Gannon, supported only by religious bigotry and Intolerance. J. BRAXTON GARLAND. A pgretatlB. OMAHA. Oct IS. -To the Editor of The Bee: I collected the coupons In The Bee to get a ticket to th Land show and I am ever so much obliged to you for th same. I enjoyed my visit to th Land show, oh. so much! When on walks In by th outh entrance. It looks mo beautiful; the Illumination and th booth, everything looks so attractive, and th tnuslo and th pictures, everything Is Just flue. MKd. K. LtMLET. SUNNY OEMS. "I tell you, John, we wompn arp eoir.g o have a voire m the managpment of af alrs In this country." "I wouldn't mind that so much. Maria. If you'd ninke a little top at the rhetori cal pauses. ' ChicHKo Tribune. "There an., m ,BM A i wniH . . make his mark. In what wavT" 'H Is nln. . i " " r- r v v rm (-( n I'll lt V" t tj 0 1 BS 1 1 a dped. and he can t write his name." MaJtlmore American. "I feel like protesting against those big ball games." "What's the excuse?" "I'd like to protest because thpr Is nothing In precedent, nor tradition, nor common usage that warrants the pres. once on the ball field of any player bear ing the name of Snodgrass." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Vox Populi Do you think you've boosted your circulation by giving a year's subscription for the biggest po tato ralred In the country? The Editor Mehbe not. but I got four barrels of samples. Philadelphia Tele graph. "I'll get even with Bumpua" Bald Harrlty. "I hear that he called me a lobster the other day." "How very insulting!" ejaculated Jar ley. "Wasn't It!" said Harrlty, his face red with wrath. "It certainly was; and I am really sur prised," said Jarlpy. ' "Rumpus Is so fond of lobsters, aa a rule." Harper's Weekly. "I'm afraid the country suffered a great loss when they failed to send our eloquent and able friend back to con gress." "Not at all." replied Senator Sorghum. "The sense of the plain people again pre vailed. Why should th lecture platforms Clean floors y 00 Add a little Gold Dust to your Bcrubbing water,' and you can clean your floors, doors an3 wood work in a jiffy. Gold Dust is such a superior cleanser that it doea the hardest part of the work J and requires little scrubbing. It does the work; you simply aid it. Gold Dust will do the work better than soap or; any other cleanser, making your woodwork look like new. For cleaning anything and everything abouf the house nothing is so quickly effective as Gold ln . Ti. 11 1 ? avuus us me weausmg marvel of the age 1 Gold Dust is sold in 5C size and large packages. The large package means greater economy. 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"1 am sorry, my dear young lady, but you have a biiirk future before you." "That's no news. I've Just bpen pro moted to the mourning department In thr store where I'm employed." Baltlmor? American. A FABLE. 8. E. Klser In the Record-Herald. A gleaming pebble lay beside An scorn In a field; The pebble was possessed of pride That never waa concealed; To more explicitly explain. It viewed the acorn with disdain. "I'm white and smooth," the pebble said, I glisten In the sun; Your color Is a dullish red. Your day will soon be done: For ages I have dazzled here; You soon will rot and disappear. The pebble, boasting day by day, Its neighbor viewed with scorn; A season slowly wore away. And then a sprout was born; The pebble, lying close at hand. Looked on and did not understand. Year after year th8 sappling grew. Its healthy branches spread; Its leaves above the pebble blew And stained Its dullish red; Deep in the mold concealed at last. The pebble's foolish pride was past. MORAL. Those whom we treat with scorn may grow, Develop and expand; There is so much we do not . know And cannot understand; We may by those whom we decry Be overshadowed by and by. and doors with DUST "Ut thm COLD DUST TWINS ' do yxmr work" 19th and Douglas Streets OMAHA, NEB. CENTRAL