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Proverbs of Broadway
By DOROTHY 1IX.
Copyright, by American-Journal Ex amlnrr.
Whpn a woman takes to philanthropy
look out for the man.
Oh. that mine enemy had written
play, and I were a dramatic critic.
You never realize
how popular you
ere until you get
a country plaoe.
No woman appre
ciates a oenslble
gift until after she
,n 35 years old. .
Not every nquab
alonK the Great
White Way is as
young as she is
No woman takes
any Interest In her
soul until Bhe be
beglns . to lose her
complexion.
Up-to-date r o
manre Issues
hourly bulletins of
the temperature of
Many a successful man has been made
by his wife and he never forgives her
for U.
Why Is It that there are so many wives
In tha world who are pur gold, with a
dull finish?
It Is harder to listen to oir friends
boast of their prosperity than to hear
Us affections.
their hard-luck stories.
Nowadays, when a married woman
elopvs with her affinity, she takes along
a press agent with her.
Nothing adds so much to one's peace
and happiness as to have extahllBhed a
reputation for being rich and eccentric.
Nobody knows how wicked a great city
really Is except the country deacons who
come on twice a year to buy goods.
Virtue Is Its own reward, but people
pay out good money for the prlvillge of
beholding the sweetheart of a king.
Only tho spear carriers In the back row
of the chorus know how managers are
banded together to suppress reul genius
Spending money on your wile has no
more thrill to It than paying a grocery
bill which Is the reason bo many men do
neither.
Heaven Is a place where each of us
shall be permitted to blow his own horn
without having to stop to listen to anyone
else tool his trumpet.
Most first wives do their own cooking
and scrimp on car fare so that their hus
band's second wives may keep French
maids and tide In automobiles.
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Only fools laugh at the spectacle of a
woman lavishing her affection upon a
dog. The dlKcerning weep at the tragedy
of a heart so poor It has nothing but a
dumb brute upon which to lavish Its love.
OFFICER, GRAB THAT MAN
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Three Wishes
By FRANCES L. UARSIDE.
The little emlKsary from Fairyland with
his wish pack on his back stood In the
center of the table around which were
seated Lysander John Appleton, his wife
and their daughter, Daysey Mayme.
"Make three wishes each," he said,
"and because I know the human heart I
will let each of you make one of those
wishes In secret; that which men and
women gather. In print, or on the house
top, to wish for, doesn't represent the
real longing of their hearts; only the
Wish Fairy knows tha Heal Wish."
Because Daysey Mayme Is the young
est and these are tha times when the
youngest are considered first, she was
given her first selection of the wares
displayed when the pack was opened.
"I wish first," she said, "for some one
' to love me; It Is lonesome without any
one In this wide world loving me."
Lysander John and his wife looked at
each other In sorrowing amaze! From the
hour when Daysey Mayroe arrived they
had devoted their hearts and their lives
to loving her; they had loved her for
all she is, for all they believed her to
be and for all they hoped she would be.
They had loved her for her follies and
her mixtakes; loved her when she was
worth loving and loved her even more
when she proved unworthy! And here she
was wishing for soma one to love her;
she was lonesome without love, she said!
"The selfishness of youth," sighed ber
father.
"She will not realise the value of i
parental lova till she has known the kind
a husband gives,"' said her mother.
"My second wish," she said, "Is for
apprec ation. I lony to mingle with con
genial eouls."
8he had to repeat her wish, for the
last of it was lol In the sighs that
arose from her parents' hearts.
Then, looking out into the dark as
heroines do In the books, and trying to
look wistful, but succeeding In looking
a little sour and selfish, she made her
third wlrh and only the luny heard her,
for It was the secret wish of her heart:
"1 wish," she whisrered, "that the prince,
my father, would find out the blunder
made at my birth and come for me and
take me to his castle. It Is plain that one
of such royal appearance as 1 cannot be
the child of such meek u looking man
and such a dowdy looking woman as
those who pas for my father and
mother. I know in my heart I belong
to a royal family and some wicked per
son stole me when I lay sleeping in my
cradle."
Fairies. In fairy tales as In real life,
are kind, and It never falls to ths lot of
parents to know the secret w.sh of a sel
fish child. For this which they are spared
let them be truly thankful.
Aiy wutnii are priri, hiu ,.. sf
plelon, with a sign, "and 1 have no wish
that Is recret. I wish health for my
children, happiness for my children and
wealth for my children."
Daysey Mayms'a wishes were for her
self and her mother's were for Daysey
Mayma. Lysander John looked as be
wildered as a child who Is Invited to a
party and finds no place set for him at
the table.
"My first wish," he said, trying to
control the tremlo stop in his voice, "la
that my daughter's wishes may come
true. My second wish Is that my wife
may have all she wishes for and more."
A few minutes later when he had
walked out In a dejected way to prepare
for bed, he remembered he hadn't made
the Secret Wish.
"I will not be in a hurry to make It,"
he said. "The granting of that wish may
mean much to my eternal happiness and
peace of mind. In the morning I will be
less depressed and may give to such a
weighty matter the consideration It
merits."
Three minutes later, he realised that
his Inspiration had come. Looking at his
pyjamas lie said, as one making a wish
one had often made before and which
had always brought with It a sense of
hopelessness and futility: 'I wish I had
one pair of pyjamas wtih the buttons
sewed on!"
"There Was No Wreck"
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An actor complained bitterly In New
York about tho death of Jameson Lee
Finney at the Carlton hotel fire In Lon
don.
"The Carlton hotel, the day after the
fire," he said, "gave out newspaper state
ments to the effect that there had been
no real fire at all, that people were din
ing In the restaurant all through the
trifling blaze. And meanwhile poor Fin
ney's blackened corpse lay undiscovered
In an upstairs room.
"The Carltun people remind me of a
terrible train wreck, a rear-end collision,
that happened in Massachusetts.
"A Boston reporter. Just after this
wreck, bent over a poor fellow who lay
with both l's gone, union, a lot or dead
men In a field.
" 'M poor fellow,1 the reporter said
'can you tell me how' the wreck hap
pened?' "The recumbent figure opened its even
irownca at tne reporter anil inutieiei in
a week voice:
" '1 am not auare, sir, that there ha
been any wreck."
"lie was one of the officials of the
road!"
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The dessous-de-robe Is a delightfully
feminine garment recently added to the
list of I ngerie worn by dainty women.
This garment, which Is a petticoat and
corset cover In one. Is usually IiIkIi
aalsted. Ki boons form the shoulder straps
and tha hem Is finished with a deep
flounce. Fine cambric Is some'imes ein
pluyed In the formation of the.se charm
ing undurgarments, but ths softest of
slk Is preferred by many chic women
Whatever tbe fabric chosen, however, it
is always freely Inlet with lace, hand
embroideries usually adding to the beauty
and costliness of the dessou-de-robe.
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Marvels of Heat
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njr EDGAR LUC1EN L.UIKIX
All physical science teaches that all
particles of all apparently solid bodies,
such as Iron, stone, wood, lead, etc..
composed of electrons, atoms and mole
cules are In Intensity rapid oscillation to
nd fro. Tills motion Is known to be a
fact, although none of these minute
hod lea can be seen In any microscope.
How they became known to scientists
cnnrf.t be told In this place.
Take a bar of steel; Its motions within
If placed In a room whose temperature Is
fiO degrees will soon be HO degrees. Tha
molecules will be flying this way and
that In every conceivable direction
through exceedingly short distances, but
these distances as very great in propor
tion to the ultta-mtcrnscopla diameters of
the atoms or even of the molecules.
This motion Inside of solids aiso -xlsti
In liquids and even gases when they are
Inclosed In container without an open
ing. For If there Is an aperture, how
ever minute, even If only the diameter of
one's molecure, the gas will all escape.
which la a most wonderful th!n-ny
gas will thus pass ant In any direction.
Liquids would only "low nut through a
hole In the bottom or sides, but al vays
below the surface of the liquid.
This entire doctrine of molecular mo
tions within all matter Is called the
kinetic theory; from klenln, a Greek word
meaning "to move" In Kngllsh. Whtn
kinetic laws were established tha mental
horlton of man was greatly expanded.
The baf of steel left In the air at Ik) dn
trees, If left there long enough, will be
at CO degrees In every part, oven In the
ennter. And the motions witlil.t will be
those of steel at M. Now apply heat, a
flame for instance, at one end. The mole
cules of steel will Increase their rates of
swing and also the distances through
which they move to and fro. Boon the
end of tha bar will be as "hot aa the
fire," and then a wonderful process will
appear, the heat will travel to tha other
end of the bar.
The scientific name of heat la "a
mode of motion." But the steel bar will
expand and become longer, and In this
lengthening It can push a weight of
many tons along. Then mode of motion
becomes a mighty force. And mod of
motion In the sun Is able to dominate
the gigantic machine, the entire solar
system of planets, moons and comets,
Iusteud of holding a flame against the
end of the steel bur or putting the end
In a fire of cot n, as In a forge, connect
a wire to each end and let these wires
run to the poles of a low pressure but
great volume of current of electricity
dynamo. Turn on tha switch; sonn the
steel will begin to be warm, then hot.
then hotter; then It will begin to give
out dull red light, then brighter; then
white, next still whiter. Soon the bar
will sag down, break and fall.
But put tho bar at first Into a corun
dum tube able to resist terrific heat.
Tho bar will turn Into a boiling liquid,
and by suitable means the whole bar can
be made to vaporise Into fa.
Hut electricity and heat ar ao wonder
ful that the astonishment 1 always
awakened In all who behold. At tha
World s Fair In Chicago they had a hug
dynamo with Iron Jaw to clutch tba
ends of bar of metal for experiment
with electric heat. They put In a bar
of Iron two Inches quar and three teet
long, and turned on the electricity, tha
bar soon grew to be red and white hot,
and sagged down In the middle. It was
lifted out with steel tongs, and thon 4
substituted myself for th bar and placed
a hand on each huge Iron terminal of tha
dynamo and took All th current through
my corporeal structure. It merely felt
a weak vibration In th hand and wrists.
Th current wn great In n""Hty. hut
of very low pressure, I believe of on
and one-halt or two volt.
Then I stepped out of th circuit and
another bar wa placed In the Jaws, with
more white heat. Then I went up to a
dynamo, placed my back against a hug
pole, placed a, wrench weighing three
pounds against my breast, let go. and
th wrench remained, held by tha Intense
power of magnetism. And her I am tlll
writing Im 191 1, and th exploit were It.
the fair of im.
Heat wilt pa through a lens mad ot
lc and strlk up a fir at th focus.
Another mistake. Energy from the un
passed through th Ice and wa drawn
to a focus on matter which waa abl to
reoelv It and appropriate It aa heat;
You ran aeparat heat from light and us
each separately, and do many wonder
ful thing with both thes totally un
known force In a suitable laboratory,
tnknown Is used here ptirpoely, for
nothing Is now known as to what any
thing really Is.
No Babies (or Show.
Report In th Chicago paper say ther
Is a woeful death of babies In th suburb
of Rogers Park. This was discovered
whan the Rogers Park Woman' club
decided to have a baby show. Alt th
arrangements were made, then the chair
man, Mrs. C. II. Thompson, dlscovcrod
Ihe absence from th suburb of tha
"angel In tho homes."
"W Intended to have a baby show at
an ntertalnment to be held next week,"
said Mrs. Thompson, "but so far w
have not been abl to find any babies."
Ambassadors may be sent to neigh
boring communities to gather enough
babies to make a show.
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Elopements Then and Now
I i -"
ny JAMES W. McGEE.
In early days eloper dodged the fierce parental frown
By means that look ridiculous today.
The lover whispered, "Fly with me! The best horse In tbe town
Is waiting hern to lake us far away!"
Today tbe horse has lost tbe place be held In days of yore
When Joy lay In the music of the hoof.
For now. Instead of "Fly with me, tbe horse Is at the door!"
It'g "Fly with me, the aero's on the roof"
In aftr years Ihe bicycle, wt-11 niimod the silent r.teed,
Left many an angry parent far behind.
The lover whispered "Fly with me! This high-geared king of speea
Will reach some spot no prying eyes can find."
Today the "silent steed" Is dead, and heroes fret no more
OVr whirling wheels or tires puncture-proof;
For now instead of "Fly with me, tho hike la at the door!"
It's "Fly with me, the aero's on the roof!"
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Still Inter came tbe auto, with Ha fumes of gasoline;
A sure "first aid" to sweethearts in distress.
Thc lover whispered, "Fly with me, thla panting limousine
Will reach some town your folks can never guess!"
Tody the auto'a doom Is sealed, elopers want to soar
Where "speed cops" can't confront them with the proof,
And now Instead of "Fly with me, the auto'a at the door!"
"It's fly with me, the aero's on lh ri-n' "