THE BEE: 11 ' OMAHA; TUESDAY. . OCTOBER.. 17 TOT. TlIE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BT EDTARD ROSEWATER. VICTOR R08EWATER, EDITOR. . Kntered at Omaha postoff'ce M second class matter. TERMS OF BTTBSCRIPTIOW. undsy Jim, one year 41 O Saturday Bee. ona vear IK1 JsJly b (without 6unday), on yaw. aaliy Be and Funday. one year s.to UtUVERED FT CAKK1SH Fvenlnej be (with Sunday). per month. c Ial!y He (Including Sunday), per nn,.tf Deilr (without Punda ). per did... Address all complaints of irregularities tn delivery to City Circulation Dept REMITTANCE. Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Be Publishing company. Only 2-cent stamp received fn payment ef tna.ll acrounfa Personal checks, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not Accepted. OFFICES. Omaha The Bte Building. South Omaha 2318 N. St. Council Bluffs 14 6cott St. Uneoln 2 Little Building Chicago 16 Ma-queue Building. Kanaaa City Reliance Building. New York 34 Wt Thirty-third. Washington 7JB Fourteenth BU, N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Comrnunk-atlona relating to newt and editorial matter ahoold be addreased Omaha Beet Editorial Department SEPTEMBER CIRCULATION. 47,398 Flat of Nebraska, County of Douglas, ta Dwig-ht William, circulation manager of The Bee publishing company, being duly sworn, aaya that the average daily circulation, lee (polled, unused and re turned ooptea for the month of September, ISM. was 47,136. DWIOHT WTLIJAM". Circulation Manager. PiihecrTbed In my presence and aworn to Wore me this U day of October, ml. (Seal.) ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public abeorlfcera leaving tee city tamawrarlly shonM have Tae Be aaallea to these. Addr win be canna aa often no oejMto4. The Land show will show yon, no matter wher you are from. Nest registration day come Bat nrday, October 28. And don't yon forget it Doubtless President Taf it begin nlng to think "there ain't so enemy country." Woman has finally squeezed her way through the Golden Oat of California. Tbe newe wIU bo published aa aoon aa Maine's election returna are In acd decided. DemocraXle motto: Wnen eaoght wltn the goods, try to put It on the other fellow. . The secret Is out st laat . The mayoress of Hunnewell, Kan., la on a lecturing tour. Boms of those bsaa ball stars do not shine so brightly when they tarn space rata prophets. K. takes real effort. . but Edgar Howard la doing hi beat to forget and forgive th check book. A man's dlapoaltlon can not al wsys bo accurately scented from the fragrant bouquet In his buttonhole. Dr. Wiley has charge, also, of cau sing, which must be particularly ex asperating to former Solicitor Mo Cab. - At any rate, the champions of the street fair are neither as numerous nor aa noisy as the street fair throngs. A Cincinnati millionaire bewails that nobody "love a millionaire, any more." Go around to the stag door and ssy that. Lelf Ericson made something of a discovery, himself, enough to be given a half day when Columbus baa a whole one. How would you Ilka to keep the score of on of those Chlneaa battles, calling out tho names of the dead and wounded? In making Ufa human for the violator of the law, It la noceeaary to make It humane, also, for those who obey the law. Mr. Bryan must be afraid tho Ne braska democracy Is slipping away, from him, and that be has to culti vate it hard to hold his grip on It. Hsd, we only known that the Prison congress delegates were like wise rain-makers, w might have tsd them here earlier In tha season The anti-Manchus boast of having f 2, 000.000 'in their treasury. It will take a whole lot more than that to push over tha ancient throne of China. Mr. Bryan is convinced of on thing, that no Inexperienced candi date should be put up next year by the democrats. Call up Malormln nemascot His eminence. Cardinal Gibbons, to whom Americana of all croeds hav again paid homage, never stood for narrow lines of thought or action bene his greatneea It count be a busy place, that sum' mer white House. The wife and daughter of the president will go to Virginia to seek a recreation before returning to Washington. As an appeal for votes, an up state paper prints a portrait of i local candidate for office over the admonition. "Look At This Face. Well, if th election Is to bo a beauty contest, w will all have to turn aaltragettta, Gang-ht "With the (foods. Caught with tha goods, Senator Hitchcock and his democratic World-Herald axa overstraining to put the blame for their dilemma on the other fellow. Not only has our sugust United States senator been compelled to back up on the fake meeting concocted in collaboration with tha notorious Van Alletlne but ha has also had to backtrack on his Juggle of Third ward primary elec tion returna Here are the plain and simple facta In this connection: On Tuesday, October 10, Senator Hitchcock's World-Herald published a cartoon displaying a sot of figures purportlnl to be "Third Ward Re turns of August Primaries on Can didates for District Judge." They I were not the Third ward returns, as Benator Hitchcock and his artist well knew, bat merely the returns of a single precetnct, yet the unprin cipled senator, presuming; on the Ignorance of hit readers, put them out as returns of tbe whole ward. Knowing precisely how the digni fied senator would be cornered. The Be followed up the World-Herald cartoon with on showing the re turns on the democratic ticket In certain preclncta of the Third ward, tabled them, and they showed Just the World-Herald's cartoon had labeled them ,and they showed just as creditably, or discreditably, to the democratic nominees aa did the sen ator's figures for the republican nominees. In this case tbe expected baa happened- Exposed in the very act,' the senator and his newspaper dropped their booty, and came out with an other cartoon In tbe nature of a con fession, admitting their own Jug gling, by printing the real Third wards returns and the single precinct returns, aide by aide, and coupled with a double leaded editorial shriek blaming The Bee for the democratic discomfiture. If ever a coon walked Into a trap through sheer perverse ness. Senator Hitchcock and his newspaper have performed the act Now, aa to these much mooted Third ward primary returns showing surprising divergence between can didates on the same ballot, there Is no special mystery about it It Is no secret that In the Third ward tha ruling powers worked for a so-called slate' in both democratic and re publican primaries. Where there was no competition, no attention waa paid to those officers, and tha voting cantered on the places on the two tickets that were being contested. If Illegal registration entered into the primary, it waa the alleged il legal registration perpetrated a year ago by tha democata In tha interest of Mayor "Jim's" candidacy for gover nor and Benator . Hitchcock's candi dacy for the senate, because it waa laat year's registration list that gov erned for this year's primary. If there was fraudulent voting, the dem ocrats are mor responsible than the republicans, because they have had the prosecuting machinery of the county aa well aa tbe election ma chinery. Aa will be remembered, the colonizing last year waa exposed at tha tlm by The Bee, but got no sym pathy from Benator Hitchcock's World-Herald or the democratic prosecuting officers, and with their connivance an investigating com mittee of the democratic legislature undertook to whitewash it Senator Hitchcock and his newspaper for the democrats now- practically plead guilty to what The Bee has charged. If we can have a cleanup of elec tion evils, well and good- Tha Bee is and has always been strong for an an honest ballot and every one will ing to help in the good work will be welcomed. Incidentally, however. tha plight of Senator Hitchcock and his World-Herald, self-condemned for their deliberate deception, is truly pitiable. Undivided Victory for Madero. Lees than one year ago th revolu tion against th Dlas regtm. which had ruled Mextco for a third of a century, assumed a serious aspect A third of a century of absolute control and authority intrenches any man or set of men securely as was demonstrated in th case of Dlas and bis party, of which Diss was the Alpha and Omega. 60 when Madero took up his self-imposed task of unhorsing thla iron man in Mexico, he found a country honeycombed and cobwebbed with Diaz lam and it was not all bad, that is. Mexico-under Dlas had felt something beside th power of a proud and personally avaricious ruler. Dlas bad liven Mexico Its place among the nations, had developed agriculture and Indus try to a certain extent established Its credit abroad and maintained peace with other countries. In fact he had brought it out of a very dark and dismal night of despair into a day of considerable premiss. It was that promise in the form of restless energy and social discontent among 1 part of tbe people that enabled Ma dero to win. And what has Madero don? .Theo retically, at least, his victory la un amaea. ana it is only in theory tnui far that it may be viewed, for in practice it is all to com. But in leas thsn a year th revolution began November 20, 1910 Madero has completely overthrown Dlas and a parently subdued Diaztem, conducted a popular and peaceful election by which h and hi preferred candidate for th vice-presidency, Benor 8 u area. ax ale rated th highest so within the gift of Mexico. Had De la Barra, or Oomea ren chosen vice president, the Madero triumph would have been incomplete, but Bnarei waa the man of his choice and the fact that he comes from Yucatan, indi cates a larger measure of Madero strength through all portions of the republic than was at first counted. It seems well that the full Madero ticket has gone In, for this puts up to the new leader, unhampered, the task of running the. country. Of course, while Diaz may never return to Mexico and his old friend and ally, Reyes, baa fled, it will be too much to expect that the old regime will not be able to set np a few pegs for the Madero government The record he makes must be what he will be Judged by. The Fallibility of Man, The fatal wreck of bandar morning blotting out so many human lives naturally produces a shudder of horror in addition to the sense of profound sorrow. The explanation of President Bush of the Missouri Pa cific laying the blame for the colli sion to the fallibility of man." does not relieve fhet feeling- of impatience ana Indignation. The terrible catastrophe, according to all accounts, waa caused by a freight conductor rusting Into a sta tion and registering off without even looking at the register, no other check being provided to make sure against tha fallibility of this man. It is also certain that no such nezM- gence could have been followed with the same disastrous consequences. and in all probability no wreck could have occurred at all, had the road been equipped with any kind of a block system of signaling- and operation. A block system in work ing order would not have permitted the crews of either train to imaaine that the other was on the tracks of another railroad. Post mortems, unfortunately, do not bring the dead back to life, hut the lesson of the wreck is compuljory equipment of every railroad with every proved safety device that will leave it less at the mercy of human fallibility and make it mor secure against accidents. Our amiable democratic contem porary haa discovered that the fact that the democratic nomine for railway commissioner, branded by Mike' Harrington as a railroad capper and pass distributer lives in th southwestern part of th state, wlpee out all other objections to him. Again, once and for all. take note that a man is not Justified in spanking his wife. A Los Angeles Judge has Just so decided, fining a husband $5 who thus took things In bis own hands. The preacher of the Prison con gress' annual sermon has raised anew the old hurrah about the im minent peril of the republic Well, it makea a good talking point, any way. That Missouri Pacific wreck 00- curred In Sarpy county, so it will be seen later whether anything differ ent happens there as the aftermath than here in Douglas county. It Woald Help Some. LoulevlUe Courter-JournaL PVirmer Vice President Fwirhanka aartlon that there ahould bo more hu. neeo In religion may bo open to discus sion, out hi aaeertlnn that ther should do more reua-lna is bualneaa win kuii. be challansed. Good Advice. Indlariapolla New. Dr. Wiley's wife, following th r,. food tnstincta of tho chemist advises houaewlveo to patronlio clean atoraa. Goad advice. The dirty arooer la a ma. enemy to tho family than tho one with snort weight or meaouro. UBtalllatloa of Amdr. Cleveland Leader. In view of the fact that both Italy and Turkey eined The Hague convention In li(7 for "the paclflo settlement of inter national dispute," it is to bo teard that tho suspicion la being foroed upon Mr. Carnegie that this Is still a hard and cruel world. EDITORIAL VIEWPOINTS. Waehlnrtnn Poet. ' Rival Vr1r- nan. dldate for office are nlannlne- a duo with revolver, only on of which ta to be loaded. This looks Uko a splendid scheme for the uplift of Mexican politic If they would load both guna Springfield Renublloaa: Abdul h.tt.m Is atUl alive in fcalonica, but his "I told you so.- can bo heard only by th ohlef eunuch of hla ax-ma1eatr. Sun k. was dethroned, tho dlaraembermeat of tno ottoman empire has by no means been checked. Chicago Nawe: Senator Ki.nh.nAr will have to admit that it la foallh to allow a man to mak law for a great nation when ho is denaaly Ignorant of tho ways in Which a fortune waa nald out to elect htm to hla high office. Now York Tribune; Ooor" and 'our are not slanderous word, anrvird. Ing to tho aupromo court when applied by a landlord to a tenant behind with his rent. A teat oaae ahould bo made at onoe to aacertain th praolao degree of Inventive wbion a tenant may apply to a land lord who dafaulta on hla prom- ' or neat, repairs and rodeooratioa for tho fat Baltimore American: a Cnited Stat dlatrlct attorney aaaerts that not on of tho clerka discharged for testifying egainet Mora had been able to get em ployment In a New York bank. If there la such a low standard of banking mo rality aa to permit tho punishment of employe fur refuting to commit perjury. It la a very serious matter for tho pub lic, and certainly la not ealmilatwt tn Increaae confidence on tho part of th puUlo. Th district attorney did Dot mine matters la calling it "a "i- altoatlaa,' Booking Backvranl IhisDay inOmalia COMPILED FROM Bf.E MLU OCT 17. Thirty Tears Afro Quite a Or broke out In th etty tem laundry on Leayenworth street, Wilkin EVana. proprietor, being- loners to the stent of about C900 damaa-e. roc tho Torktown cftntannlal celebra tion, under tbe auaplon of tho Emmet, Mrmqmnt noeoelatloa. theoe are tho oom mltteee: Arrana-nmecta, George M. O'Brien, inchaei Lee. Peter O'Kalley. Thorns Tail 00. M. J. McMahan. Daa Monah&n and Jameo Brophy; floor com mittee, John Bheabsn. John Prion, Patrick Heafey, James J. Nlchol and Pat Carroll; reception committee, Charles McDonald, B. MoOlnn, Richard Plereo. Patrick Ford and James P. Murphy. Tbe chairs for tho now opera house be gan to arrlv today. Tho work on tbe treooolng at th ootranc attracts much attention trocn peaaersby. A graceful lltUe yawl, with wins spread Ilk bird, tied up to the landing at the foot of Dodge street, and three not "ancient, but sun-burned mariners, stepped upon terra firm. They ware J. T. Smith of Montana, Fred Ek Bunker of Boston and Archibald Poteous of PVrtrm, N. & They had mad tho trip by water from Fort Benton and were several weeks on tho Journey, but struck on only three sandbar. Following up the enforcement of the EOoeumb law, tho barber shop and other Une keeping open on Sunday are getting their. Ferdinand Bchroeder was ra leaaed for tho fourth time on charge of keeping hla barber shop open on Bun day. Tho B, 4b AC announces a new Lincoln and Omaha train. Coming from Lincoln it Is to make tho run In two hours and forty minute, and going tho -other way In three hours and five minutes. A pleasant anrprlao waa given to 1ST. and Mrs. Charle Wells at their residence on Twenty-third treot by a number of young people, tivtludlng Newt Barkalow and Miss Love of Keokuk. Theodora Ring wait and Mrs. Hall. Charles B. Beach and MUs Doano, John Rlngwalt and Mia Johnson of Keokuk. Robert Morrta and Mia Wakaloy, W, B. Snott and Miss Rlngwalt. Georr Savage, Will Wakeley and Guy Doane. Twenty Years Ago ACra Bol Degeo gave a high five party in honor of Miss Furat and Cora Furst In th afternoon Will Brady, while crralng Ninth street and Capitol avenue at midnight waa stabbed in tho face try e thug who' haa not bona monunod. George W. Cook returned from a semi annual trip to ta PaolHo coaot. Mr. and Mra J. C Morrow returned homo from New York and Philadelphia, where they visited friends. Tho republicans at their city convention put up thla ticket: For mayor. George P. Bonus; treasurer, Henry Bolln. comp troller; Theodore Olson; city cleric. John Groves; polio Judge, Louis Berk; coun cilman by wards in order, P. M. Back. George B. Btryker, Bol Prince, W. F. Bechol, George Munros. John McXearto, John Steel, H. Jacob on. A. G. Edwards. Tho domoorata name this city ticket: For mayor, Henry Ostheff; elerk; J. K. A. linahail; treaBarerr" Bamuei Ortnr; comptroller, LouiaHelmrod; polio, lunge, Thomas Capolc oouncilmen, J. J. Ken nedy, James Donnelly. Jr.; Ed. Bothery, William Hoy. Ed. X Brennan. Frank O. Patrick. Ed. S. Howell, James P. Connolly. Frank D. Cooper. Ten Tears Ago CWwm Thomnaoo died at I'M a. BL. from tho effects of a tall downstair at tho Ivy lodging house, 131S Douglas street judge Samuel H. Sedgwick of York, who headed tho republican aupromo court ticket was in the city, being in company of Judge G. L Day, an associate on tbe supreme court commission. Dr. H. L. Arnold returned to th city after several daye absence. Tho o&e-atory frame building of . Dr. J. C Whlnnery at Thirty- ooocd and Mapla streets was burned to tho ground. Tnhn TVuivhartv Went tO ChiOSgO t Join a' pert of Omahans, John A. Creigh- ton. Dr. Q CL Allison sad Jona Bcnena. returning from Europe. mum Bertha Swenaborg was hostess at an Orpheum party In honor of Ml as Es- tabrook. Tho other guests were air. ana Kr-n jnaanh Barker, ir.l Mioses Edith Smith and Peck and Mesaers. Haskell. Fred Nash. Ludlngton and eloign. ATLer tli theater supper waa served at the home of Dean and Mr. Fair. Mr. and Mra H. HiUer entertained to honor of Mra A. Polack. who was about to leave for her future homo la Chicago. People Talked About um. Initiative. Referendum and Recall, and Miss Suffrage were foremost In tho host welcoming President Teft in California. nt.wart wdward White, aaturaus ana author. Just back from a hunting trip la Africa, thinks he shot th largest lion over killed ther. Tho Qualified claim th riak of placing Theodora Roosevelt and John T. MoCutoneoa In tho nature faker class. xttr Kaina- aeDarated lor twenty-two r. TtWntamln Oaring. M year old. and hi father. William Goring of Brooklyn hav boon reunited. Throughout tno years r thir aenaratiOB the older G axing has boon living in Brooklyn. whUo hla son waa no farther sway tnsa -now twuoia. Long Island. Th. world record for -long ttence- pleno playing was taken from Charles Wright of tattle Creva. alien., wnen Harry A. Bennett of Boston beat the record by one misut sad thirty seconds, then almost collapsed from exhaustion. The former record waa twenty- hours and forty-flv minute. Th TrlDOillan coast town. LMma, to whioh th Italian warships sent a tew ---- paistd abeirbark calling cards th other day, la th same old town over which tha American flag floated for a whole year nearly a century ago. wu Uam Eaton, tho American soldier of for tune, during tho seoopd war with Tripoli in mis. aoiieoted at Alexandria a force of 3D men-Orooks, Turks, Arab naaroan- arias sod nine Americana, marched sw niia iM-na tho daa art, cantured Darn and stayed there a year, when th bashaws bousht him off. It waa a r markebl feat ay remarkable character. Mania Depose oat Artillery. Chloago Record-Herald. Tno Mohammedans of Tripoli expect the Groat Mahdl of th Sahara to com in and lead them in their tight agaiiutt tht Italian. Prophet ta whom w havo onniVlenfi predict that thla la going to be bad eaeoa for ataadia, Birth Rate of Fools Awt-IUckaatlek Magrtaat Cowwrd Baso a raaova A dear. A ttvely lmagmation la needed nowadays in fitting scenery to the words of Indig nation poured out at a distance by per sona so unlucky aa to be pulled by the federal authorities for failing to conduct business according to th rules. Invari ably th victims aooua the minions of th government of conspiracy, malice, spite-work and minor crimes against "legitimate bustnesa" and tho full force of tho flood of wrath cannot bo accur ately measured until th heat of the moment subsides. Two weeks ago post office sleuths fell upon a "got-rlch-qlck" Institution In New York and pinched one Jared Flags and five associate on the charge of using th malls to de fraud. Th usual outpouring of indigna tion followed, but a few days la Jail, a look Into th schema operated, and aa outline of th evidence, furnished a sot ting for tho dramatic outburst that help th reader to a full appreciation of the scene. The promoters of the scheme had an exceptionally good thing, and sudden separation from it caused acute pain. Mr. Flsgg and his associates worked a scheme of doing good for Investors will ing to take a filer In th Stock market on a plods of profits not less than 1 per cent a week. Th present status of th suspended gam shows clearly enough that Mr, Flagg did 'em good, all right, all right Out of nearly fl.000,000 put Into th pot ther la less than one tenth of th cash within reach for re turn to th easy marks. What became of the rest of th money is not apparent. No direct investments at tbe Stock ex change were made. Flagg and his crowd being excluded aa crooks. The weekly dividends war paid out of th deposit, and every divMent check seat out waa a booster. Aa a possible safeguard against prosecution the wary promoters required each depositor to sign contracts authoris ing the investment of th money in cer tain stocks, By flashing these contract an the Jury when th time comes they expect tn blow up tho prosecution. . Among tlve associates of Flagg are two "prominent and respected cltlaena" former United States treasurer, who boosted tha integrity of tho concern in Connecticut, and a retired preacher who worked th church crowd in New Jersey and Pennsylvania on a commission basis. Flagg .remained in th background, con tented with tbe . task of receiving the money, signing the weekly dividend checlfs, and looking wise. A former x perlenca on tbe iron cot of a Jail caused such physical anguish that, he admitted, sleeping in bed is painful, and suggested the wisdom of keeping th spotlight on less vulnerable booster of th game. But while he kept behind th curtains' on th business side, be ahoce above the bunch in two. specialties aa the presiding genius of th Saturday dinner and in hla seal to fill -tbe -coffers. of widowa Every Saturday- aa regularly.;' as th stroke of th clock,- after -th 'dividend checks, had been mailed, the. office staff and the outside boosters of both- sexes repaired to. a fashionable restaurant and sat down to swell least ' of eollds and liquids, at the expense of tho surplus in tho treasury. Usually a widow garbed in th habiliments . f " wo and with a bunch of money, ripe for Investment, was a guest ' of honor on the -Joyous occasions;'-Flagg aat at the. head of the table, - and waxed marry aa the cham pagne popped and th win went round. Ob one ' of these festive occasions, a "modest, charming widow from Cald well, Kan.." supposed to posses 130,000 in clean life Insurance money, managed to bo the guest, and th favor and attentions showered upon . her at this and subaequent feast enabled her to get in on the ground floor of th gam and supply the govern merit, Who agent sh waa. with needed information.. Flagg waa particularly fascinated by th merry widow, and confided in her his plana and oplnlona Not a dollar of her money would h take for investment. "Bait It down In gorrernraent bonds." he advised. "When this gam is played to a finish, we'll beat it' to Caldwell. No one would ever think of looking for me in a dump Ilk that." he assured her. He wouldn't put cent in his own game, but there wer fools enough to supply bis need. Th merry widow alluded to th adage of a tool being born every minute. "A mistake, my dear," Flagg replied, "ther r ton bora every min ute." The fact that fUS.OTO poured into Flagg s office during tho first three week of September warrant tho re vision upward of the Barn tun adage. Nearly 11.030.000 waa received since the concern waa launched In, January, 1908. Every en of th dupe received the promised 1' per cent a week en the investment, but ther 1 no record of any on getting back the principal. The dividends were too Juicy to cause anxiety about tha investment. As scheme go nowadays Flagg was fairly successful. Yet Flsgg is a piker in th swindling business when lined up aganat tho dassl lng operations of Franklin Syndicate Mil ler of Brooklyn Just twelve years ago. Miller promised 10 per oant a week to Flagg-s 1 per cent. Miller sooopod tn about SS.OOO.ono in tour years to Flsrgs leas than tl.OOO.OOo. In twenty-throe bus!- j nas aays 01 uciooor auu wrwuuw, 19. Miller's eonoern took ta (Pffi.OOO In cash and IISS.ODO in chooka, a total of 91.000, establishing record for suck ers' coin never approached since. As an actual fact, money cam in so fast near th end of tho gam that it could not be counted and waa shoveled into the safe. When th authorities at laat pounced upon th shop only tsoo waa found, tho rest disappeared with tho vul tures for whom Miller waa th goat Had Flagg Inflated his dividend rat to th Miller standard, there la hardly any doubt, with tha Increased ratio of bora fools, that h would hav rivalled the record of th Franklin syndicate instead of the humlMstlnc lack pot of tlfflOOO raked In three weeka Tillman to "Dt tn tb Harness. Springfield Bepubllcsa. Senator Tillman. It seems neceesery to aay. falls to tak the moat correct view of public of flc. especially so important a one a hla own. Ho propose to b nAAtm. for r-lcUoa. even if no ahould bo confined to hi bed. unles hi disability amounted to complete physical parelysU. Th senator haa suffered al ready from two paralytio strokes and whll bla "sand" excites one's unbounded admiration, bis determination to "die In the harness" caa b Justified by only on thing. If tho senator's candidacy Is duo to a desire to chock th political progrea of Governor Col L. Kinase, crlclciam of hi eours must Immediately glv war to trnstlnlo1 W0ERTES OF SOME PEOPLE. Pittsburgh Dispatch: Otoe of the in dieted trust magnate from Boston de clare that he would "rather go to 111 with my aelf-reepeot than be fined and discharged with my good name tar nished. But how u going to Jail going to keep his name untarnished? Indianapolis News: If, according to oni of Senator Stephenson's campaign managers. It costs between S1S0.O0O and taro.OOO to conduct a senatorial campaign properly In Wisconsin, then Senator Stephenson's campaign must have been decidedly Improper. He spent only ' $107,798. Washington 6tar: Demebrau are a till waiting for a sad. penetrating wail from th west; a note that will cause the mountain lion to restrain hla cry and the coyote to listen In abashed silence; the voice of W. J. Bryan bogging his friends not to nominate him. St Paul Dispatch:. James H. Hill sees hard times ahead and all because of th politicians and newspapers given to po litical ghost dancing. He say ther Is uncertainty aa to the future on this ac count rather than on account of tha court decision. It 1 great consolation to th people to feel sure shout what the courts wlU do. Washington Times: An examination of tho accounts of the Washington navy yard haa disclosed a short as of mn than $3,000,000 in tho laat twenty-five resra is a leakage rather than a shortage, tor no embezzlement or graft haa been discovered, only loose and un businesslike methods. The disclosure of such a condition In one great government establishment show tha need of tefnrm In all. Exception to the Rale. Kansas City Star. Columbus, it will be recalled to King John of Portugal to finann hi. expedition to th Indie Th king couiont see hla proposition end turned him down, after which ha nnnrht Ferdinand and Isabella. The Portuguese maionan, Barros. explain the king s re fusal. His majesty, ho stvt aav that Columbu waa a great talker and boast ful of his abilities and h placed utile ooniiaeno in him. This Incident is Cited merelv t that it doesnt always and necessarily follow that tbe big talker Is all wind. Expanding Hainan Power. Baltimore American. Wlrelesa messages have been between 6an Francisco' and Jauui. tht wonderful production of human trnnwl. edge and ingenuity establishing cam- oiumcaaon Between points six thousand miles apart and bridging the ocean. Per- nsps tno next discoverer of the north pole will be enabled to telephone, his dis covery to Washington and answer identi fication questions on the spot tv . 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"No," replied tlie flippant person; "but my do? has left footprints 1n some fresh paving cement that 1 bet will puzzle tbe fteolopista a few centuries hence." Washington Star. Knicker Are you descended from a belted earl? Booker No. I think he merely wore a gallus. New York Sun "Do elgarets annoy you. Mla KeanT "Not at all. It'n the fellows who smoke them that I can't sumd for." Toledo Blade. "Anybody can run an airship, said th man But there was no use trying to contra dict him. He was dead when the spectator pulled him out of the wreckage. -Cleveland Plain Dealer. Miss Old girl I wonder why that baby always yells whenever it sees me. Crusty Old Batchelor Because, madam, bahfee have the privilege dnnled of other beings, of expressing their feelings a they please. Baltimore American. Ethel Bella told me that you told her that aecret I told you not to tell her. iMadge She's a mean thing! I told her not to tell you. Ethel Well! I told her I wouldn't tell you she told me so don't tell her I did. Chicago News. Instructor (of class in English litera ture) Why la It said of the poet Dryden that he "Is read with frequent astonish ment r Solemn-Faced Young Man Th aston ishment grows out of the foot that tha postal authorities allowed his stuff to go through the mails. Chicago Tribune. THE DETTG CLERK'S ROMANCE. Detroit Free Press. He was poor, yet he was handsome. And hla years were twenty-three, And be worked to make his Living In a corner pharmacy. There he one day met the widow Of an ancient millionaire; She was old and she was scrawny. But she had the coin to spare. Now, this poor but handsome drug olorai Started tn to sympathize With this sad and lonely widow With the wrinkled weepy evea She'd be 70 her next birthday. Ho waa on!y 23, But in drawing soda water Ho was graceful as could ba. H smiled upon her sweetly And he praised her widow's weeds. More Ice cream he always gave not Than the average widow-needs. Her postage stamps he -moistened In a drug clerk's graceful way, 'Til the grateful, lonely widow Asked, htm up to call one day. Now the poor but handsome drug clejV" Who was only 23, Isn't drawing soda. water In the corner pharmacy, He was married to th widow By the parson yesterday; Was it love of her or money? Love of money, I should say. 9 ' ' V