THE BEE: OMAHA, MONTAT, OCTOBER 16. 1911 1 i. ' .' 1 1 The Omaha daily bee FOI NPEP BT KDWARD HOSKWATKR. VICTOR nnsKWAIEU, EDITOR. Kntr1 at Omaha postoffle as second c!ss matter. TCRMS OF PUBSCRimON. Purrtay Hr, one rear SI M Future's v lire. nn vr I.M laMy Hr ( wltl.nut Sunday), one yser. W iany ) onil Pundity. one yrar f.W DEIJVERKD BY CARRIER. FvMilne: Tie (with Sunday, per month. JPc I'aliy lift (Including funrtay), per mo..f-e 1'ally H-e (without H.inrtay. tx-r mo 4Sc Addr all complaint of irrt sularltles In !llverv to t'ity Circulation lapt. RRM1TTANCI.S. Rmlt by draft. express or postal order payable to The Hi I'uMlthln company. iml 2-renl stamps receiver) In payment of mail account rerrnnal rherka, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. OFFICES. Omaha The Iiee riiitlalns. Mouth Omaha-if.'ls N. ft. Council HI jfffi-15 Hcott Ft. Lincoln M Utile ItulMlng. Chicago 1M Ma-ciuette llulldlng. Kanu City Reliance Building. New York M Vet Thlrtv-t h It 3. Washington-: Fourteenth Kt, N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to new and editorial matter ahnuld he adilresssd Omaha He. Editorial Department. 6KPTEMRER CIRCULATION. 47,398 Btate of Nebraska, County of Douglaa. a. llght HIIHtimn circulation manaaer of Tha Rea pubiHhlns company, being duly imorn, aava that tha average dally circulation, leva apolled. unused and re. turned copies tor tha month of September, lull, waa 47. WH. DWIOHT WILLIAMS, 1 irctneiion Manager. luliKcrlheil In mv presence and sworn, to before ma tlila 2d dav cf Octnher, ll'll. (Seal.) ItOUEHT HUNTER, Notary Public. a bar rl here leavlaar h rlty temporarily ahotaM ka The Be mulled t then. Address will he rkaagta aa afleo aa reejaeated. The marquis of Queensbury now has his literary hammer copyrighted. Base ball cannot be said to have a literature as yet, but It has every thing else. Like Davy Crockett's coon, our democratic United States senator, he came down. The sultan has not become so hard pressed for troops that he has had to call out the feminine reserves. The famous violinist, Jan Kubellk, has his Angers Insured for f 135,000. That Is getting money at your finger tips. New York is fast removing all Its old landmarks. But It has a number of new skyruarks to show for Us money. New York Is wondering what to do with the statue of Diana on Madison Square garden. .. Send her . to the Ephetlaua. Perhaps after the duke of Abruszl has m few holes shot In him he may make a more acceptable hero In the United 8tatca. De Wolf Hopper says "It Is nothing at all" to have a 190 overcoat stolen. Perhaps not to tba man able to wear $90 overcoats. "The eloctrlo chair, bah! what's that?" exclaims the braggtng young Mr. Beat tie. Evidently the Jury con victed the right man. A revolution that spreads at all in China would naturally spread fast, for China's population runs ap to omethlng like 200,000,000. Talking about willful deception. It is a customary trick of the pickpocket caught with the goods to yell. "Stop thief!" to throw the pursuers off the track. - Now, if President Taft would only offer that vacancy on the supreme beuch to that eminent and erudite lawyer and jurist, William Jeualugs Uryan. The balance sheet shows that the Stephenson campaign managers spent $20,000 for beer, but only $3 for chewing gum. Women do not vote in Wisconsin. Itcfore the culprits of one lynching tee are brought to Justice another Illegal hanging is pulled off in the Keystone state. Looks as if it were about time to ask. "What's the mat ter with Pennsylvania?" "How to Keep Cities Dry" was up for discussion before the League of Kansas Municipalities. The weather man gave out a few good hints on it during the recent months. It la asserted that Henry M. Whitney-waa the original advocate la Massachusetts of reciprocity with Canada. Perhaps that accounts now for his silence on the subject. The chairman of the democratic county committee is, and baa been (or some time, deputy county attorney. With all that evidence of lawlessness lu his possesion, why dom't he go to It? Or does he merely want to us it for political purposis only? Mr. IT) a n wants bis followers in each state to unite behind the pro greklve democrat for whom they can moat easily win out a national con tention delegation in that atate. How rusoy guesace do you think would be needed to disclose the 1(1 eu. ti'y of the candidate in mind who can carry Ntbraaka u.oat easily la the tfeuiocratlc pliu-kryt Mr. Bryan's Program. As currently reported in the pub lic prints, Mr. Bryan Is telling his audiences on bis trip through Ne braska that it is too esrly to make any choice of preferred presidential candidates for the democratic 1912 nomination, but that the essential thing la for democrats of progressive hue in the various states to get be hind the progressive democrat who can most easily capture the delega tion from that state, and then, after consultation on the eve of the na tional convention, center on the pro gressive candidate who appears to hsve the most strength In the con vention. Now, this msy be good politics, and good advice from the standpoint of fered, but It Is a complete repudia tion of the popular choice idea, and a direct evasion of the letter and spirit of the presidential preference pri mary legislation put upon the stat utes of this and other states by and with the help of Mr. Bryan and bis followers. If the Dryan program la to he carried out by the so-called progreaaive democrats, of what use will it be to tske a vote of the demo cratic rank and file as to presidential preferences in the various states If that expression of preference Is to be disregarded by the convention dele gates whom they select? The theory of the presidential preference primary Is that by simul taneous vote In all the states the indi vidual members of each political party would choose the nominees on the national tickets exactly the same s they now choose their nominees on the state tickets. Mr. Bryan's program Indicates that, while he has been an ardent advocate of the presi dential preference primary, he does not wish to submit to it, but wants to continue to play politics Just the same as they have been played here tofore with the favorite sons, dark horses, uninstructed delegations and political trade agreements that were supposed to be completely done away with by the new regime. Frankly, we are Interested In see ing how Mr. Bryan's program works out. It appeals to us as shrewdly calculated to beat an objectionable candidate, especially with the help of the two-thirds rule, more than to make a particular favored candidate. It Is the old plan of arraying a large field against the strong man, which most usually eventuates in the nom ination of a dark horse it la the same plan which paved the way for Mr. Bryan to talk himself Into his first nomination In 1896. The Ques tion Is, Will its resembjsnce to the 1896 democratic alignment stop there? The Trouble in, China. This latest revolution In China Is not aa anti-foreign war. That is superficially afiown In the action of the revolutionary leaders assuring all foreigners safety and demonstrating the - assurance -by actual friendly treatment. The trouble evidently lies further back and deeper, in the con tinuation of that unrelenting warfare for the extinction of the Manchu dynasty, which has held the throne in China since 1844. It is the drama of history repeating Itself the In evitable conquest of the conquerors by the race originally subdued. The Msnchurlan, strong, bold and aggres sive, came down from the north cen turies ago, conquered China, and set up authority over the vast domain as his trophy of conquest. Gradually, though, the Chinese has infused bis blood into the Msnchurlan, Weaken ing him by the process until today he clings to the throne by the sheer est desperation, the Inevitable but a little w$y off. He no longer has a land of his own name and it will not be long until the one he acquired will pass from bis control. This explains why it Is mockery to repine In the name of humanity over these periodical outbreaks in China and hope that they may soon cease, Tbey will go on, as sure aa fate, until the Manchus have been dethroned. Aaslmilstton has already performed the bigger part of the teak of extinc tion. There Is little pure Manchu blood left in the empire today. Read ers may gain the impression from the dispatches that the present revo lutionists have things pretty well in hsnd from the report thst they have assured foreigners of their safety from attack and have been able to make good on their assurances, hold ing their troops oft the strange people and their property. They are better organised than similar Insurrection ists have been, yet tbey still may not make great or lasting headway. Their growing strength Is what must be the more disconcerting to the old regime, which Is plainly profoundly Impressed with the perilous possl billties. California's Political Pendulum, California's political pendulum did not Just hsppen to swing from one extreme to the other. The people did not simply tske a sudden uotlon that they would like to shift from aa ultra-conservative to an eltra-radlcal state. There waa some deep-down. definite reason for It. And the cor porations that have, practically ever since California baa been a state, dominated its politics, should have no difficulty in determining that reason. It is perfectly proper to regard California's Incorporation of the Initiative and referendum, recall and woman suffrage into Its constitution as a revolt. The iKsople there have revolted against the Iron hsnd of vested Interests and In so doing gone the limit in the other direction. Even ten years ago such a trsnsformatlon would scarcely have been thought possible, for California not only wss ruled and bossed by the corporations, it wss boss ridden by them and wss too meek and gentle to raise objec tion. But the corporate masters made their mistake In, Imagining that they could go on indefinitely when they should have known that one day the people would resist and rebel. Fo that Is the real explanation. If Cali fornia has gone to extremes it must be remembered that It came from another extreme and the reaction is Against gross abuse of privilege. The Medical School Appropriation. The dismissal by the district court of Lancaster county of the suit brought to annul the appropriation made by the last legislature for hous ing the medical department of the state university at Omaha presum ably puts an end to the efforts of the obstructionists to block the upbuild ing of the medical school as a part of that Institution. It Is possible that the legal proceedings msy be pursued further, but those who are responsi ble for this action' can hardly hope for better results after having failed to make a prtma facia case in their own chosen tribunal. The fact Is that the attack on the medical school appropriation has been entirely unworthy, and upon grounds which do not appeal to pub lic sympathy. The public has no concern with, the rivalry of different methods of medical education, nor with Jealousies between the different schools. If the teaching of medicine Is a proper function of the state uni versity, and every one concedes! that It Is, just as much as the teaching of law or of electrical engineering, then what the people of Nebraska want is the development of the best equipped and manned medical department, lo cated where the clinical material and hospital facilities are most available, and adhering to the very highest standards of medical service and pro fessional ethics. The Steady Licks Count. It was the plan of the promoters of the Men and Religion movement to have a deluge of matter pertaining to that movement published In the October magazines and aa much mat ter as possible-run in the dally pa pers. The Continent, commenting on the partial failure of the magaslne plan from the church standpoint, ob serves: Not so much of "religious stuff In the October Magaslnes and not so much, either, as the promoters of Men and Re ligion had predicted! But that signifies little unless that tha editors of tha mag aitnes feci fully able to make up their own tables of contents without extrane ous suggestions. a a It 'la better to have a steady growth of religious ma terial In tha popular prints, such as Is going on all the while', than any special splurge In one month's number. It is scarcely necessary to add that The Continent is heartily in favor of the Men and Religion movement. But that does not prevent it from tak ing a worldly view of this principle, which reachea out beyond the lines of local application. The Men and Re ligion movement does well to recog nise the value of publicity as an aid to its work of evangelisation, but it, no more than any other sane enter prise, should build upon the boom basis. Not the splurge, but the steady licks, Is what it la counting on In its own efforts for results. That Is what will count more, too, in the help it gets from the public prints. No serious effort of any kind may safely depend upon the spasmodic burst, the Impulsive gust of enthusi asm for its success or highest achieve ment The movement under discus sion was foreslghted enough to pro vide for the conservation of its re sources and results. That gives it character, which some other kindred enterprises have lacked, but con servstlon and monthly booms do not go together. It Is refreshing now and then for the reputable secular press that do so much to help along with moral and religious reforms to have the quiet tribute of appreciation mani fested, as The Continent has done. It seems that the young Mr. Dickens is not so severe in his criti cism of Americans as was his illus trious father upon his two visits to our country. The younger Dickens has Just passed favorable Judgments upon "the pretty, slender ankles of New York." Of course, the elder Dickens was not talking so much sbout ankles when he scolded us so. The elevation to vice presidencies of the Union Pacific of Thomas M. Orr and John A. Munroe Is not only pleasing to their friends, but will be generally regarded aa a Just recogni Hon of the valued services these two officials hsve given tor so many years to that great railway system. Wonder how msny more pipe dreams about Van Allstlne and his imaginary republicans in buckram Senator Hitchcock's newspaper would have printed had The Bee net called him good and plenty? ' No matter what they call them selves, whether the Business Men's association or the CUIxeas union. whatever they may do to Insure hoa est elections will be welcome. PlobJilnBackward 1 lib Day In Omaha J a COMPILED ROM Df,R OCT. 16. Thirty Years Aw Considering the disagreeable weather the attendance at the Presbyterian church waa large tonight for the revival aervlcea conducted by Messrs. Whittle and McOratiahan. Mr. Whittle Is de scribed ss a fine looking; man of medium height, while while Mr. MeOrenehaa leads the singing assisted by his wife. The Bee la urging voters to reglater to qualify for the faat approaching elec tion. , The contract ant a red Into by John F. Coots and the county commissioners for building tha court house calls for a con sideration of tiSS,(is, with oocupaney not later than December SI, 1881. The Omaha Medical college Is now fairly open With twenty-two students en rolled and more e-comlng. The Emmett Monument association has made arrangements to celebrate the one hundredth anniversary of the battle of Yorktown at Clark's hall Wednesday. when, bealdes an oration, a ball will be given. The Toung Ladles' Trinity guild will open an Industrial school In one of the rooms of the Case Street school, with Mlaa Schaller In charge. The Land league's Indignation meeting over the arrest of Parnell waa postponed owing to tha bad weather. Twenty Years Ago- Home Miller of Norfolk Is at tha Pas. ton hotel. C E. Magoon ef Lincoln Is at tha Millard. Robert B. Windham and wife and Mrs. . M. Patterson of Plattsmouth ara at the Murray. It W. Tates went to Chicago. Rev. P. 8. Merrill of tha Flr.t Methn. dlst church went to Philadelphia on a three weeka vacation, leaving the pulpit of his church to be occupied on the following Sabbath by Bishop Crelghton. selective Bavage spied a man aneak. Ing In a Tenth street allev at nivht with a huge bundle on his back. Ar resting him he ftrnnd he waa Charles Moreen, who had clandeatln.lv eon Intn tha clothing and jewelry business at omers expense. The spacious home of Mr. and Xfra. Charles Turner on upper Farnam street was the scene of a dinner at 4. In honor Of Mlas Laura Turner of Chicago. Pres ent were: Mr. and Mrs. Newt Barkalow, Mr. and Mrs. C. W. Hull. Misses Mary roppieton. Stella Hamilton. rnan Clara Brown, Hoagland, Laura Hoag- iana. Chambers. Kennedy. Hmmxn. Mary Turner; Meaars. Will and Henry wyman, Charley Saunders, Will Cartan, Charles How. Ed Fairfield. CaMwaii Hamilton. Frank Hamilton. Curtla L. Turner. Ten Years Ago Councilman M. t. Karr. C. O. Lnback. Ike Hascell and I. 8. Trostler. called en President Frank Murphy of the atreet railway to Insist on the building f tha Thirty-third street car line aa soon aa possible. President Murohv atatM nothing could be done until the return rrom the east of General Manager Smith. Fat Crowe was still at large, but read. Ing tha papers, so the police were con. vlnced. ' Johif A. Crelghton and Ir. C. c. ami. sen reaohed New Yerk on their return from Europe. D. H. Goodrich, secretary of tha mm.) railway, returned from New York. Mrs. C. W, Lyman antertslnMt at buffet luncheon complimentary ta he sister, Mrs, Uoyd of Butt, Mont. 11 I People Talked About Charles W. Eliot, president emeritus of Harvard college, la planning a world tour, which will occupy eight months and will cover about eO.eoe miles. He will start from New York, November 7. Looking back at the incident through tha mists of forty years, Chlcajroana are satisfied with the verdict that Mrs. O'Leary'a cow klckod over a two-story village to make room for a skyscraper city. Some hopeless sinner' blew Into the democratic convention In Boston and swiped the coat and hat of George Fred Williams. The hat may eome back, be cause there is no other head to fit It. but the coat la gone for good. The hurry call for babies sent out from MUlionalrea' row In Pasadena, Cel., brought sixteen responses to local ma ternity hospitals sad six to private homes In one week. Twenty-two husky young sters ought keep the town awake for awhile. A Salome parade party composed of the smart aet of Latrobe Pa., garbed In Adam-and-Eve pajamas of golden autumn leave, and pulled off during a shady hoar of dawn, baa given the reet ef the town a great taoral shock. The ahocked parties also are sore all oyer, because they didn't wake up la time. Henry Watterson remarks la the Cour ier-Journal that "Two things aeem tolerably aura: It Woodrow Wilson la nominated for president It will be through the force of an Irresistible pres sure of public opinion; and. If he U de tested lor the nomination. It will be by aeme organised agency, well backed with mousy." A close friend of Senator Stephenson of WUcoasln regards the seevalor's Inability to remember the details of hla election expenditures, aggregating 1107.000, aa con clusive evidence of tailing mental pow ers, la hla prime the senator had a not ably retentive memory, rarely turning to a book er memorandum to recall details of his vast buaiaeaa deala. But the sea ator la M, and a searching committee flusters a ansa el his year. Uucknaju Pasha, commander of the decrepit navy ef Turkey, Is an American, bora In Maine forty-thre years ago. He worked for twenty years on the great lake. Sailed on vessels en the pacific, was superintendent of Cramp's ship building yards la Philadelphia, aatd cap tained the warahte aleJUla, built by the Cramp, from Philadelphia oatil Ita de- Uvery. to th Ottoman goveranatat at Constantinople a dosea years age. As the new warship aaarog the Ooldea Horn oa the Fourth of July, Captain Bucknata fired the national aaluta and raw up the stare and strip a The bootnlng ef guns Jarre the old Kuitaa Abdul Harold, who had the captain aummoned far summary punishment. But the Irate suhaa waa a pleased with Bucknaos'e ex planet Ian that ha waa Induced to eater the Turkish naval aervte. la plain American the pasha la kaewa aa RaaaefUrd IX Buck a am. r T f e" t--ij Tlie BecS LcllcrBox u 1 u " Peers for Mr. Bryaia. SILVin CREEK, Neb., Oct. 1J.-TO the Editor of The Bee: From certain demo eretlo sources the word has been given out that In the present political cam paign no democrat Is to be permitted to say a word against Mr. Bryan; that Just now the business Is to elect the democratlo ticket and that presidential affairs, which, of course, always In clude Mr. Brysn, can be attended to later on. But It Is to be observed thst Mr. Bryan himself. Is permitted still to exercise his constitutional right of free speech; no guardian is placed over him, and whlls no democrat is to bs permitted to oppose him, he Is left quite free to put In good licks for himself, a privilege of which he la not slow to take advantage. He says he Is a candidate for delegate to the national convention, and pomp ounly Informs the democrats that they can elect him er leave him at home, but that If they do leave him at home, he will not stay left, but will be there on the Job Just the same. 60, therefore. It seems that tha democrats really have no choice In the matter. He can swat them over the head, but they must not be permitted to strike back. He may oppose their candidates and try to de feat and destroy them and then they are silently to nurse their wounds and show thslr gratitude for his fatherly chastising by dutifully electing him te represent them at their next national convention. But, if elected, what assurance have democrats that Mr. Bryan would faith fully and truly represent them In their national convention? Mr, Bryan had. therefore. Insisted that the people should rule; In season and out of season he had told the rank and file of the democracy that their word was law. And yet, last year, when an overwhelming majority of them In their cauouaea and conventions, had declared against putting county op tion In their state platform, he not only refuaed to submit to the popular ver dict, but actually want before the Grand Island convention and basely did all In his power to persuade delegates to vio late their Instructions and play the traitor to their constituents. When he had Igno mlnlously failed In his nefarious designs, he went Into tha field and did his best to defeat democratic candidate all over the state. Being now a candidate him self. Mr. Bryan has deserted his county option allies of last year and Is nominally supporting democratlo candidates whom they oppose. Is It surprising that the democrat of the state have generally lost all faith in Mr. Bryan? I It surprising that thay have little use for him, either In a na tional convention or out of It? What right have democrats to believe that, as a dslegate to their national convention, Mr. Bryan would truly represent them? Will Mr. Bryan condescend to say that If elected national delegate he would honestly support for the presidential nomination that democrat who should receive the most votes at tha primary next spring? Will he say that If Judson Harmon, whom h has heretofore op posed, should receive the renst votes, that he, himself, If elected delegate, would honestly do all In his power to make Mr. Harmon the democratlo candidate for president of the United States? Of course, I am not so vain as' to sup pose that the great Mr. Bryan will pay any attention whatever to the ' foregoing questions. . CHARLES WOCSTBR. World's TeaaperaMc Saaday. OMAHA, Oct It To the Editor of The Bee: Most of the current periodicals. both general and religious, show the growing interest, not only in our own country, hut In foreign lands as well. In all matters pertaining to temperance legislation. Every Intelligent reader has decided In his own mind which side of this all-Important and vital question he standa for. To remain non-committal at the present day reflects not only on one's con science,' but upon one's Intelligence. The recent campaign In Maine has been far reaching and ahould arouse every church and Sunday school to so plsn and con duct tha services of "World's Temperance Sunday" as to secure the active enlist ment of every Christian man and wemaa to aggressive work In the onward move ment of this great cause. This work is largely educational, and when the youth of today are taught the aclentlflo facta regarding the affects of alcohol then w may hop to see with the rising generation aa end to the liquor traffic and Its domination. May every church and Sunday school tn Omaha observe "World's Temperance Sunday" on November It A W. C. T. U. The tTaastrakahle Twrk. BANCROFT. Neb,, Oct. It To the Edi tor of The Bee: In scanning your col umns last Monday I discovered something new under the sun, vis: A Christian min uter pleading for a country that has no more regard for the life of a Christian than he has for the life of a gnat, pray ing that It be permitted to continue Its rule as of yore. We read that he Is an eioqueett divine, and It goea without saying that he Is a student of history. Then why his pane gyric on the rotteneet. moat degraded power that has ever disgraced th earth for lo, these many ceaturtea. Within the last two or three decades th blood of enough Christian Armen ians haa flowed from wanton. cold Wooded butchery by the atandaio ef the prince of devils to drown hint and his cry for mercy on the Turk forever. When th sham of th Christian nations, who have held aloof from and offered no helping hand to their Christian brothers In their hour of awful nM. for merce nary reasons, la bring wiped out for commercial reason In permit ling Italy to draw the chestnut forth and help Inaugurate a system of treatment that will purge the "sick man" with the devilish humors with which ha has so long been afflloted and afflicted the world area te th extent of an "Abdul th Damned" though we abhor war we cannot refrain from cheering Italy and se let us rejoio and be exceedingly glad, for we beiMtv "great Is their re ward la heaven." J. W. W. Held These te Aeeeaat. OMAHA, Oct. It To the Editor of The Bee: While reeding Th Bee Tuesday evening I noticed th article, "Hoover is Discharged," which refers te th chauf feur ef tk taxi cab which collided with a cah while ea Its way te th Ak8er-Be Dea sad jeopardised the Uvea of three wmea and th driver. Tat. I aet a, the chauffeur was diaeniaaed for lack of evt daare. Tee of the wemea and th driver war a hand but war not allowed to fully testify, it waa a criminal act alone for thia chauffeur not te snake aa attempt ef topping aad offering aid when the thre women were being drag ged through the streets In an upturned carriage caused by th force of the auto. It seems a pity ths eltisens of Omsha should be treated In such a manner as this te be run down by an auto, the driver not having control of his ma chine. Tet the judge could not find evidence te convict this man. This Is only one case In many where some one Is Injured by an auto and nothing Is dons to protect us. Two-thirds of the accidents are caused by so-called taxi cabs hired oa th down town street cor ners. Th police should be commended for their quick action In finding this man and placing him under arrest but what good does It do to arrest them It they are to be released without prosecu tion? A. SUBSCRIBER. Mixta Baslaeaa and Hellgtoa. Boston Transcript Th plea of former Vice President Fair banks for "mor religion In business and mora business In religion," recalls Mr. Dooley'a comment on Christian Science. "If th Christian Scientists had a little more science and the doctors a little mor Christianity, It wouldn't make much difference which ye called, so lang as ye had a good nurse." Causes of Typewriter Noise A writer in a recent publication, : divided type writer noise, i. e, that referring to the typewriter itself, like old Gaul, into three parts. First, that produced by the spacing mechanism. Second, that produced by the impact of the typo against the platen. TMrd, that produced by the shifting of the car riage to make capitals. An analysis of these divisions, with reference to the "Smith Premier," discloses: As to the first (the noise produced by the spacing mechanism) the Smith Premier is as quiet, if not more quiet, than any. As to the second (the noise produced by. the im pact of the type against the platen) it is less on the Smith Premier than on any other, because the" Smith Premier prints with a high speed, light weight, single type bar, against a platen, firmly supported in a rigid carriage. As to the third (that produced by the shifting of the carriage, or basket, to make capitals) there is no such noise on the Smith Premier, be cause it has no shift. Come into our office or send for our man to go to your of fice and have a demonstration. You are entitled to knowledge about thla machine you may have it, too, without danger of repeated doses until you become sorry you inquired. We don't "harass." The Smith Premier Typewriter Co. Branches in Atx t ' sioux city, 19th and Douglas Sts. SSes. OMAHA, NEB. October 15th to 28th CAn elaborate display of products from the states of Minnesota, North Dakota, Montana, Idaho, Washington and Oregon. Magnificent displays of grains, grssses, fruits and vegetables. In charge of representatives who will answer questions and give full information about the territory along the Northern Pacific Ry The Read te Soccesa CRemcmbcTi Round-trip Homeseekcrs' Fares on numerous dates 25-day return limit stopovers: to enable you to see what the fertile Northwest has to offer. Through trains daily from St. Paul, Minneapolis and from Kansas City to the North Pacific Coast over the Scenic Highway through die Land of Fortune. filf unable to visit the exhibit, write for illus trated literature about any Northwest state to JL J. BRICKER, General Immigration Agent, Northern Pacific Railway, St. Paul, or E. D. ROCKWELL, Ditt. Passenger Agent, 212 214 Century Building, Des Moines. H. B. BRYNINQ, Tray. Immigration Agent, 309 Commerce Building, Kansas City. The "Day Letter" and the "Hight Letter" in crease the efficiency of your business day and multiply the power of your own personality. THE WESTERN UlllOil TELEGRAPH CO. MIRTHFUL REMARKS. xt.rrvl DA vou allow your husband lo amoke in the house?" "Well. If I didn't let mm smos red fume,, and that would be a good deal worse." Boston Tranjacrlpt asks the woman. . - . . m. ..... . .1 . r HlVkn r resn reepnua new vivin. , n., they're so fresh they're really Impudent, ma am," Chicago Post TITLED ONES. Kins; Ak-Par-Ben's ehow Is over All the gala days are gone; Those swell floats, so captivating. To cold storage have been drawn; Quite a transformation surely They were Just au fait, I swan! Now the King and Queen are resting From the dutlea of their reign; Knights and Duchesses and Ladles Slump to Jones and Smith again! Those Ambassadors and Pages, Simple dwellers of the plain. Mr. Samson's busy counting Hope his cash account looks fit. Sayi there's one thing cheers my memory-Let me tell you ere I quit; We had titled ones a-plehty Doncherno, that makes a 11! Omaha. T. B. T. See the Northern Pacific Exhibit of Products at the Omaha Land Show Cj