Till; OMAHA ,): (HTOMKIi 8, Mil. Tin; Omaha Suniay Hkk. l'Ol'NPKD HV F.nWAKl) IHXKWATKK. VICTOR TsOSEWATER. V.I'ITOn. Pntered at .Omaha pnstofflc as second class mwtter. TEHMS Of FfHiJCRirTION. Kunday Bee. one yeir IJ.M nturc.v Bee. one vear I M lttilv He twlthout Sunday), one year. 4 W lmilv dm and Pundnv. one year t.W lirt.lVKIIKn HV CARRIKIt. leering Bee (With flundar . per roontlx.55c twllv Re Onrludttig Sunday. per ir.o..wc Dal Be (without Sunday!, per ino....4.c Address all complaint of irregularities l.i UtUvry te t'lty Circulation Kepi. REMITTANCE.. j(Mt hr draft, express or postal order pa able to The Bee publishing company. Only i-cenl stamrs received In payment rJt mirll aerounta. Personal rherka. ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. offices. Omaha The Bee Rnlldlng. Sooth Oroahn 2;P8 N. Si. Council Bluffs ii Sontt St. Lincoln Llttl Building. itikago IMS Marquette Buildups Kansas Cltv Kenamoe R-.iildlng. New York 34 WW Thirty-third. V. athlugtan "X Fourteenth St., N- v . CORRF.fPONDENCE. CoTSTmHitcaHoas relating to news and ejitnrlal matter ahould be addressed Uiralw Be. Kdltorlal Department. PF.PTRMBf R CIRCULATION. 47,398 gtfte of Nebraska, Conntv of Dnu!n, as. ' Dwlght Williams, circulation manager of Tha Ree publishing company, lieing oulr sworn, says that the average dally circulation, less spoiled, unused and re turned eoplea for the month of September, was 47,39!). WIGHT WILUAM8, Circulation Manager. Subscribed tn tnr presence and sworn to ..before me this id dny of October, VII. (Seal.) TtOBEllT HI NTEII, Notary Public. abapribera leavlac the rttr temporarily ah14 hare The lie tun tied to (hem. AJAresa will b chaaarcd aa fa mm reqaeated. Thus far the sultan's harem has not developed a &a& of; Arc , Many Arettywornan hides her , beauty Jn an tiKly: make-up. It remJi to;1 seen how much .morality figured," la Philadelphia's imtm mavnealtv eamnaten Now, the point la, what are they , doing In Pennsylvania to prevent an other Austin dam. catastrophe? Few people .roallse that a con servation eont,rea wap held, this year, so noiselessly wm It puJled off. The worst thg about war la that It alwaya eem to break, out tn place aaving unpronounceable names. Even the weatherman haa been driven to tarsat the flntih of the Western league base, ball aeaaon. Mr. Borden I did not have to be dragged In and! forced to agree to be come premier at Caaada, anyway. ' No doubt, it , nearly, break tho hearts of those young Turks to see theold regime "get It III the neck." .Turkey la making more. fuss over Italy's grip than, Hack, made when Gotch alapped the toe hold on him. "Carry your own, drinking cup,' advises the Broeklyn Eagle. The Maine readers .of ,lhe paer doubtlesa need no such advice. The girl who etnga, "1 11 Make Love to the Man in the Moqd," will no doubt hall with delight the advent of airship mail carriers. If the street If air prove to be a liability rather tjhan an aaaet, the de mand for its abolition may have more sympathetic consideration,. "Why, be a goat?" asks the St. Louis Republic ot Solicitor McCabe, Nice question to put to a man who has Just been butted, off the Job. Having agahi fatted, to land the-Na-tlopat league pennant, St. Louis. now deqlrea the next republican national ccsv5tio. Its aapirgtlong are high, anyway. These belated rains are making ideal fall weather conditions in No hrenkt. Venders of 111 2 model automobllea suitable for farmers' use, please take notice. . ' That Ak-artneu dycaiitjr Is get ting to use such big numbers that the queens of the ejuly years wl!J soon prefer to have their frlonda for get which reign they belonged- to The, fact that Woodrow WHson'e father waa bora in GhJo and the gov. ernor,, himself, in Virginia, must be what makea him demorgracy'a moat logical caadldato for the presidency, Tito, Hutvhinson. Dwly Gazette. hlch aimed at being the democratic organ of Kanask haa been tuniwj over to iu creditors. Now. alto gether, "What's the matter, with Kan sas?" A gold brick ai tlat repeat ly ar rested aays he found British the easi est vlctlma. The Rriiah anUque deal ere probably could return the coiupli ment by sejlng thty la4 Americans their softest prey. Out in California the ptsople are railed on to vote twenty-three con atltutlonal amendments up or down bill), that falls considerably short of Oregon's thirty-two initiative an referendum measures last year. No good reason whatever can be advanced why the democratic uom iao ior coy gross la tn Third Ne prasua district should win out, Fre mont, bere he resides, already haa fedvral building, ao w bat's the UBe? Cut Out tho Street Fair. The pride which every loyal cltlicn of Omaha lakes In Ak-Sar-Uon ie tempered with one regret that the pt root fair feature is still retained, although the only purt of Ak-Sar-Ilen that bas degenerated rather than Im proved. The Ak-Sar-Ren paradea and pa geanta are unexcelled, and fully merit the unstinted praise which they re ceive. The street Illuminations are dazz ling and artistic, and compare favor- aly with similar displays anywhere. The grand court ball, to uae the language of the eminent wild game hunter, has them all "beaten to a frazzle," for nowhere In this broad land la a spectacular ceremonial so magnificently staged or so perfectly executed. The big, black blotrh on Ak-Sar- Den Is the ttroet fair, which has come to be flnjply a carousing resort of the rouKh-and-tumble variety. Origi nally the idea of a fair had some representation In it through the in stallation of booths by local mer chants for the display and aale of wares, but this haa long alnce van ished before the cheap sideshow and the flimsy or fake concessions. If there ever was anything enter taining, instructive or wholesome about the street fnlr, It is no longer there, and the disastrous (Conse quences of the bad weather this time has taken away the aingle remaining excuRC that It is needed to replenish tho royal exchequer. As a gamble that it will not rain, It is extra-haz ardous and at best the net profits In commensurate. Tho Bee believes it voices, general public sentiment in urging that the street fair be cut out, and something else suBtltuted for it that, will offer decent amusement of the popular kind without so. great a weather risk something that will help exalt the naino of Ak-Sar-De.n rather than call constantly for excuees and apologies, I Canada Clings to Old Idols. Though the agreement for reci procity with Canada is dead and burled. It may not be amiss to revert to history a bit for comparison of the main argument used by Opposition Leader Borden, who so vehemently dwelt upon tho bogey of annexation. Mr. Dorden should not be blamed too harshly for originating what Ameri cans regard na pure sophistry to land him. in. the premiership of Canada. For. bo did not originate the argu ment of annexation. Hack in July, 1848, when there really was soma talk of the. United States, annexing Canada, Lemuel A. W,Umo,n a, dv spendant.of aMaasachuscita tory, ad dressing the provincial parliament of. New Brunswick, declared, an thn filna.of tho North American Review show: ' Were I In the councils of the United BUtea and wlshad, to. annca UiejML col onies to. their U'l union, I would counacd, the. savernment to. free trade with the HrltlHh colonies, Let unlnter- rupted intaroourtto t,e , had . with the I'nlted Stales, and restrictions Imposed on, HnglitrMl, and these colonlee wilt faU without the firing- of a., aloale ahot. 1-ct the people of t til a country be forced from the home market, and their Inter ante, of. neceaalty, will, be. Interwoven with thoae of the neighboring- atates. That is, exactly the argument used by Mr. Borden,. Tho astonishing fact la, however, that it could; have had such declalva ' weight these sixty three years after the cry was first raised by this tory in the, New Bruns-, wick, parliament. It might suggest to Anierlqana that in spite .of all their eager effort., to , convince Canadians of our genuine friendship and sincer ity la declaring that annexation is, nut our plan or purpose, the majority of, Canadians, cling to the tradition and suspicion and refuge to. take a chance oa having their credulity 1m- poae,d( upqn, i t r Cinfoli Enterprise. t Methodist statistician, at the. Ecu menical council showed a loss, la total; membership of that great church, la Engllsh-spvaking countries only the Episcopalians have had. a larger membership than, the Methodiata. So It la a matter of some concern to Und a falUng-off. roRelbly the Metho dists' loss haa been some other Church's gain and If that be true there Is no loss after all to. the cause ot evangelical Christianity, Since the denominations are noticeably coming closer together such a de nouement probably would not grieve the Wesleyajia so deeply as It might a few years ago, ' But, the church, after all, haa a function qui aside from merely that of getting, menders. It can ev o af ford, now and, then to forget its pur suit of new- members In order that It may adjust Itself to tUI. other (uU loft. And that Is the mlaslou ot help ing thseworld to nywt its everyday, worldly problems. Let It hold, iu position, of leaderahjp In this regard and probably noue of tho denoiuina tiMia nued worry about-keeping up niuib;rship. A1J the churches havo, no doubt, come to see that they aud the man In the street aro not aa clog together as they should be. The church caa do little wit,b thla wan In the street un til It gets down a common medium of intercourse with, him, where It can talk to htm and help him. When it dues that, when it projects lue.lt Into tho everyduy life of the community aa a real, potent factor for human service. It not only enlarges its use fulness, but It exalt.VlUelf la worldly estimation. ilre la the opportunity, it stems to us, for the M n and Religion For ward Movement and similar enter prises. But to do that Involves the obligation for the church of getting its own forces awake and working. A militant body of churchmen in the pews will at least give others the notion that the men in the church, themselves, believe In It and have been benefited by it. Political Amenities. The appearance of Mr. Bryan in the reception accorded to President Tatt at Lincoln, and the Interchange of personal compliments between the two, is calling forth more or leas comment throughout the country But while it Is not unusual that the leaders of two antagonistic political part lea, who have striven against one another for the highest office in the world to which men may aspire, should be on terms of friendly in tercourse, the striking object-lesson should not be lost upon those who en gage in contentious rivalry for a prize which can goVo only one. Politic ig aa Intense In the I'nlted States as in any other country, and the severity of our political cam paigns seem often to break and over step all bounds, yet the education in self-government for more than a cen tury has taught us fairly well where to draw the UJie between political difference and personal hostilities. When we say. has taught "u.," we re fer more particularly to the men rather than the women, for we often wonder whether two women, after fighting one another fiercely through a presidential campaign with all the weapona and resources at their com mand, would, before the next campaign- arrived bring themselves te the point of. felicitating one another in public 1a words of mutual respect and admiration. We believe that in no, other field but politics, and in no other country but ours, does this condition prevail in the same degree. And we' bcljeve, furthermore, this accounts in large part, foe the., stability of our popular Institutions despite thq forces of personal aggrandizement and self,-i Ish ambition.- New York's Personal Tax Law. New Yorkers express satisfaction; with the operatLon 0 thelf new state tax law, which, le knowa as thq "se cured debt" statute and exempts from local taxation bonds and other securi ties where the holder pays onco for all a recording tax of i of 1' per cent ot the face value of his securities. The state comptroller reports that the law Is working so- - well that, though It onjy became effective Sep tember 1, $7 10, Out) was brought Into the state coffers by October t, Indi cating a registration ot $150,000,000, In bonds. For the first, month of tho. law's existence that Is regarded, aa an, indication of what may be ex pected of it. when the people become, thoroughly accustomed to it. The state officials expect to get actually more revenue from these in tangible forma of personal property than was ever brought in under the old general property tax. It is not that people prefer to dodgo a tax that they are sometimes slow to Pay it, but only because under certain old meth ods It falls rather heavily upon them at the time. This New York Innova tion Is being watched by other states and may offer a substantial means of Improvement, over present systems elsewhere. One thing Is certain people are studying this subject of taxation more, than, over, for they have come to. see the truth of it, that It Is vitally fundamental. The Crucible of Criticism, The alchemy, ot public opinion In a country where thought and speech are free and untrammeled transmutes many a baser meiaj Into, pure, gold. The crucible of criticism Is the final process through, which everything and everybody that comes before our publitr must pass, Tho. least ot us la Jealous of his right, In that regard. We are all from Missouri when it comes to the matter ot being shown. And up to the degree of sordldncas this Is a saving element In our ,llfe, but. of course, beyond that It would not be. It Is not only right, but necessary, that we subject untried theories, or unknown persous to this refining crucible. We do uot give heed to anyone who feurs to submit his proposition to the test, either. Such as these get small hearing. - The peo ple, suspvet tbem Immediately of spuriauauesa, of having a Bcheme which, they, themselves, do not bo Hove lu. or thoy would uot soek to evade the common judgment. Over credulity la ojua of tho oldest Offenses lu the category of sin aud even Americana, with their excellent equipment for lutelligeut discrimina tion, caunot hope entirely to escape its consequeucea, but they caa do a good deal to lessen them and protect themselves against them and that is what they are doing. It mattirs not bat the realm of thought or action majr be pojitics. business, religion the rule is the same. Explain your plau and let it run the gauntlet ot public discussion,. A useful, citizen ls"nqt always the one who occupies tbe moat conspicu ous place. Tho late Gustavo Ander, aon never, no far as. we know, en joyed an official position higher than that of police Judi$e aud later of fed eral examining magistrate, ya he made friends continuously, on bis path through life, and found his highest honors In the rewards of Ma sonic activities. As a pioneer of Omaha, he helped build the cliy in his modest wsy. Lctson of the Manufacturers' Parade. The popular verdict acclaims the success of the Manufacturers' parade portraying through artistic floats Just how goods made In Omaha are produced. Manifestly, the object of this exhibit, although a part of the Ak-Sar-Ben pageant, goes beyond mere amusement and entertainment and Includes the exploiting of our varied and growing manufacturing interests. The purpose of the parade is not only to, please the eye, but to Impresa every spectator with the fact that he can satisfy his needs with home-made products iu many lines just as well aa with those made in other places, and at the same time help build up his own town, rather than some other town. It is not the prUe for toe prettiest float or for the best idea, nor the desire just to help out that induces , participation in the parade; it la. In fact, the, advertising of the goods and the ex pectation of stimulating . by that means the demand for them. We. are emphasizing the advertis ing side of this manufacturers' parade because we want the manu facturers to, realize that to get full benefits they must follow it up with other advertising with Judicious newspaper advertising with paid newspaper advertising to supplement the free advertising they get on account ot the parade. The duty to patronize home Industry is a great talking point in selling goods, but the only way to talk to the people of Omaha what buy the goods Is through, the columns of a-newspaper like The Bee, reinforcing the argument with occasional participation In parades, expositions, trade excursions, etc. How far off nearby folks can some times be Is illustrated by this from the Lincoln Journal: The Interstate Comroeroe commission did well to fix tho rule for. crossing the railroad bridge between Omaha add Coun cil lUuffe at a dime. The, old rate pf a quarter, while not' prohibitive, has been profit to the compuny out ot all pro portion to the coat and maintenance ot the. big bridge, It is well that the. people are now in a position to rebuke the com mon, carriers when greed prompts them to overstep the bounds of JuMlce and quality. What tho decision really did wag to, deny aa application for reduction of tho bridge, fare from 10 cents tq 6 cents, and Instead to give bridge paaserfgers free transfers to connect ing Omaha lines. Aa a matter of fact, it would probably be hard for the street railway company to tell whether It ha,8 gained a victory or sustained a loss, measured by mono- tary standards. Mr. Bryan is annoyed by the story that he has made $25,000i put of. o,nlo,ns. In Texas. 1 would probably be more accurate to raise the figure to. $50,000, aud substitute for the onions the gate receipts on the lec ture circuit. In the interest of truth and accuracy this correction is due. To soe. the coroinatloq of King George repaid many A,moClcaps fqr making the trip to Loudon. But tq soe the coronation of King Ak-Sar-Ben XVII would also havo repaid tho Britishers for making a trip from London, Fervor of tie Moralas .After. New York Post. We may be derelict In safjguardlng human life, but no peoyle on earth can equal the moral fervor with which we hunt tor the responsible man. after the event. Good Kserclae In Irua,ect. Brooklyn Eagle. Turkey has 30,000 troops In Titpoll and there, are said to. be twice as ma,ty Arabs well armed and entrenched In the hills back of tbe city. The outlook Ja that the Italian army will get plenty ot ex ercl.so before, it gets another good rest. V Wattte of jforU. '. Springfield Republican. Alany columns of discreet diplomatic eplanutlon as to. why Italy wants Tripoli might be dispensed with by aimply : lut ing a pictorial uiup. of the Mdlleirvneun basin, with Ita one empty chair at the feast. England tn Africa, France In Africa, Germany in Africa three suf ficient reasons; why, wast elegant dic tionary wordsT A MlKiol Game. Baltimore American, War is an extremely simple game. A uuuilxT of armed men aro sicked upon another body ot armed meu, and they en gage In the highly exciting and diverting sport of maiming and slaying one an other. The contetant which can slaugh ter the most combatants and starve the most noneombatunts la adjudged the win ner. Simple, a It not? A XainUm Anions; Mayors, New Yolk Trlbuue. Indianapolis, has a Napoleon among mayors- When the local market trust punhed up tho price of potatoes to S1.2Q a buvt-cl he ordered a carload of potatoes from Mkhlgan and offered to sell them to the public at fc cents, a bushel. Theu the truxt capitulated. While Mr. Shank Is mayor Indianapolis may find Itself able "to get along without monopoly." loni'a FtocW of olonels. Boston Transcript. The lau of military reform makes leas prugre&a In low than was to have been expected from tbe open-rnlm1doeae ot lowana. We are solemnly aaaured that Governor Carvoll. when welcoming President Tatt, was surrounded by a staff of thirty colom-la, every one of whom was replendent In gold brukl. Poaaibly how ever, some of them were emigrants from Kenlurky, where the "colonel" tradition Is somewhat decadent. There is likewise the possibility that the tlispatch-aonder a In error as to the rank ot Governor Carroll's companions, for Iowa's general staff la officially credUad wtth only twcnty-als members, pot all of whom are colonels. PIooklnBarWonl llikD.v in Onialin r COMPILED I ROM tEeTlLg.S I , ... r , , i OCT. 8. -yj Thirty Veers Agti The democrats ln-ld llu-lr eounty con vention in the roum-11 rhnib.;r. Mayor Boyd called tho meeting to , order and Charlie Kcdick aa-nade hairman. The nominees Included J. J. ' .I'Jonnor for county Judge, R. M. Taylor- for county clerk, Clirla Hartman for uPiinty treas urer, Rlch.ird O Kecfc for allerlff, George Timme for county comml.sloner; lr. J. ft. Conkilng for coroner, a pd B. K. U. Kennedy for county Rupert, Jtendent. ' The 'democratic committee Sur Douglas county Is i-omixeed us follows: First ward. Charles Kaufman, Thianas Casey; second ward. Pat W. I,.vnch John Ma horvy; third waiTl, Pat Kijrd, Harney Slia.mon; fourth ward, C. B. Redlck, Wlltam Bennett; fifth waiti, Thomas Kalcaner, P. II. J.eary; sixth ward, Wil liam Anderson, Peter O :della ; west Omaha,- Robert Patrick, Lawrar.ice W. Brown, 1 .Millard, Chris KeQer; Cnlon John S. Williams; Chlca-ii, Preston Reeves; DouKlas, John Dughw; Saratoga Pat fturtf-ll; Vailey, Kli Johnson; Mc- Ardlo; Jefferson, Fred Krommeyer; Elk horn, M. 8. Vlcox. Omaha's favorite yount; ' architect. IaXUs Mendelmiohn of the firm of" Dufrene &' Mendelssohn, left this evening for De troit, where he will be -married to one of the beltes of the "City of the Straits," Miss Lodln, Uenda. There will be Joy In Omaha on the arrival of Mr. and Mrs. Mendelssohn. Frank Walters did the generous at a party ot fiU-nds at his home last nl&ht. A want ad says u. girl Is In demand at 106 North At.eenth street opposite J. J. Brown by M.rs. J, AI. Counsmnn. Miss Nellie W.akeley is spending a few weeks with fn'ewds in Cincinnati. General Crook i and J. S. Collins are hunting in Wyoming. Mrs. P. K. Iler Ib'.home from the west. Mrs. Levi Carter Js once more aeiong her. friends., Twenty Years Ago-v The last night on etavth for Ed Neal, doomed for the death of, Allan Jones and his wife, was . not a cu et one for the prisoner at the old couut, Jail. Crowds on the outside persisted J,n their sordid curiosity, to get a glimpse', of the stolid wretch, who faced death w Ith grim in difference. Charles Anderson returne! from a camping-out trip for his heul th on the Belt, lino and California street commons, away to the west of tho city. '. A Void wa revolved of the 6,'eath of Lewis ' Boyd, eldest son of Tholnas F. Boyd, manager of Boyd's thca&ir, at Rock Springs, WyoV The grieved ,'ather left at once for that p'ace. t General und Mrs. Brooke gave a V'ery delightful reception for Major and At rs. Worth of Fort Omaha. Airs. Brooke W, W assisted in receiving by Mrs. Worth ait Mrs.. .Ayres. wlfo of Captain Ayres Among the guests were: Judge and Mrs. , Wakely, Mr. and Airs. J. II. N. Fatrlck, Mr. and -Mrs. l K. Yost, Senator and Mrs. Alandersuri, Mr. and Mr. ' I,eyl Carter, Judge and Airs. Doane, Air. and Mrs. Thomas Kllpatrlek, Mr. und Mrs. Wessels. Dr. und Airs. Prabody, Miss Wakeley, Ming Chambers, Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Waktley, Air. and Airs. Coutant, Mr. AI Patrick, Colonel und Mrs. Sheri dan, General and Mrs. Cowln, Judge and Mrs. AUKenna, Mr. and Airs. Bark alow. Mrs. Campbell of St. Iouis was the gueat of Airs. H. W. Yates at the Hill side. Airs Johnl It. liingwalt was in Lex ington, Ky. Ten Years Ago - Thomus Mulcahey and U. C. Edwards, employes at the Her Grand, had a dis pute which Alulcuhey tried to settle with a knife, getting himself arrested on the charge of cutting with intent to do great bodily liuim. DamugeH small. State Treasurer William Steufer and Auditor Weston were at the Murray. Dr. Ernest It. Hoffman, que of tbe oldest physicians In Omaha, died at his Some, 1413 South Seventeenth street, after a protracted lllueas. The coroner's Jury In thp case of Neils Bartelsen's death, did not charge Fred Schwelxer with murder, hut laid the killing to undue excitement. Air. and Mrs. George Wallace ot Salt Lake City and Mrs. Lloyds of Butte, Mont, arrived to be the guests of their Bister, Mrs. C. W. Lynian. Atr. and Mrs. VV'llklna, Air. and Mrs. McCormick, Miss Edith and Air. Stock ton Htsth were the guesta of Mr. Clark; and Mr. Chat Hedlck at a dinner at their home in the evening. Airs. Mollte. Mabray, who. Miss Hanson affirmed, had tossed an undue quantity of acid In her fuee because she and Air. Matx-ay managed to get on falrr? friendly ten in, was set at liberty utter much dett-ntion, by Justice Shoemaker, before whe august pretence the case came. (iK.VKBAI, .. F. MA.NDURSOX. Ilia Admirable- Character aud Hon orable Career. Brooklyn Eagle. The fad death ot ex-Cnlted States Senator Charles Frederick Manderson, on the steamship Cedric, en route to New York, bas aroused, keen regret among his friends In Brooklyn, and sympathy with those related to him here. le had been III for some time and had gone abroad In hope ot regaining his strength. The knowledge (hat he was not recovering remove his death from surprise, but the sorrow tUe fact brings will not be less to those who knew and therefore highly regai deu him. He pus a .brave soldier ot Ohio lu the war fur the union. Tie was e diligent and influ-UUl senator of Nebrask for twelve years and president pro leJUMJio of the senute during his sec ond ter.n. His career was aa honorable aa hU character was admirable. His course waa CMii?rrvativj and patriotic Though: dying at sea. he was surrounded by thos ho (aved, and all that could be was dui.e for him In his final hours. It l noi to be doubted that -Nebraska will render to hi memory the honor he de sorveq, und did notlUng to tarnish or lra pr.lr. Hwali fur Hoaebutl Land. New York World. Ten thousand prospective land buyers are now at Gregory, lallas. Kupld City au Cr.aiuUiialn, S. l.. ready to parti cipate in the drawings for tou.tklu acres of Melletto cuurty land, the lat of the big drawings la Uie Kokebud country. Tie registration will continue until October ii. but the'i'utnber already on hand shows tho ke-ui Interest of homaseekers In government land whieh it will he pos sible for them to purchase at from :3 cents to t per acre. .People and Evqnts The .artistic Munchausen who put Alole Ht. Nleholann on the news map thirteen years ago. haa aeverat fairly good imita tors at the Atedllerranran cable atatlons. Cromwell Ilnn. th aviator who fell lo Ids death at Spokane )at week. Is the fifty-fourth vlrt,m recorded this year. The law of gravitation Is working ovcr tl mo. The governor of Colorado eauayed the role of peacemaker between two scrap pers In the capllol and got a aide swipe that laid him on the floor. Every goad deed deserves a souvenir of , the occasion. A ijt. .Joe woman who accepted 5A for seven kisses passod up to a wealthy farmer now aues for SJO.ftX). Such a rise In the value of Intangible property has not been observed in the town since Rebldeaux's day. The attempt to extract gold-from sea water la to be renewed. The last attempt of the kind pulled off by Prof. Jumegan down Jn Maine netted considerable gold or Its equivalent, .but all of it was ex tracted from the .pockets of d upas. . If the Bashl Basooks of Turkey and the black h&nders 0f Italy could he pitted aealnst each other on the plains fit Tripoli, no peace promoting snort could have the heart to Interfere. Not a few would cheerily chip In -for funeral ex penses. Inventive skill Is quick to fill a long felt waut. Parents who lack the time properly , to do their duty are .offered an electric spaAklug machine guaranteed to reach the spot. To .secure the . best re sults the kid must be. folded Jackknlfe fashion, tbe revolving paddles doing the rest. Treatment , is regulated according to age. Tbe death of Rear Admiral Schley a reminder of the thinned ranks of arm and navy officers who foiicbt in both the civil and Spanish .Wars. Sampson, SchJey, Taylor of the Indiana, Thllip of the Texas, and all but oue of Dewey's cap tains at Manila are gone. Admiral Dewey and Rear Admiral Evans survlv.e. In .the army the mortality list Includes SHafter, Otis, Lawton,- Merrltt, Ludlow, Quy Henry. Joseph Wheeler, Fltshugh Lee, Hawkins and Carlln. The best known of the army survivors are Generals Miles, Brooke, Young, qhaffee, MacArtbur and W'llBon, all on the retired list. SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT. St. Louis Globe-Democrat: Cardinal Gibbons says: "What was good enough for our fathers Is good . enough for us." Does his eminence have his -teeth pulled with bullet .molds? Cleveland Leader: A Little Rock minis ter says the kingdom of the ,Iord ..will not come on earth .until men, become un selfish and quit lying. So far an we are concerned this announcement disposes of all prophecies respecting the coming of Judgment day In 1912. - Houston .Post: A Dallas minister says a "God Bless Our Home" motto should adorn the walls of every residence In Texax. It would hardly be suitable in our abode, but If anybody can tell us 'here we can buy a "God Bless Our R lat inscription we are ready to get it. Iff mmwB 5C Fir Us MjppicM OaiNO-f GQING il (JONEU! TOTOWDX WETT mTOEWILmEIT TOO SDERMAn & HcCOIUIELL DRUG CO. 16th and Dodge Sts. Cor. 24th and Tamam Sts. OWL CO., Cor. Hth and Harney Sts. LOYAL PHABMACr, 207-09 Korth 16th Street Special Agents. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "Vou admit that you are not firt In her affections, yet you seem cheerful." "Oh. I can't expect to compete with the pun 1 and the rubber plant." V aijh iugton Herald. Atarks-Whnt did your wlfo nv when you told her you wouldn't be home till midnight? . Parks I -don't know. Immediately after telling her I hung up tho receiver. Balti more American. "Did you know." said the excited friend, "that your wife had eloped With your chauffeur?" ' "Too had:" exclaimed Air. Flimpllt. "The recklessness of these chauffeurs Is something awful! "Washington Star. "Laura wrote that she never had so many devoted admirers at the seaside as she had Inst summer." "Yes that's right. But the poor girt lingered there until her hay fever came on, and then thev all ran away from her." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Fred queered himself with Atayme when he tried to pay ber a compliment on her hands, of whose smallness she Is verv proud." "What did he say?" "She led the conversation adroitly as usual to the subject of little hands, ami he told ber that hers were simply great." Baltimore American. ' "T proposed to a girl and went lost night to get her answer." "How was it?" , , , "Oh. I wasn't so much shocked as I might have been. She gave me a hint to be prepared lor a Refusal." "What m It?" . . ' T "As soon as she came downstairs I saw she had on a lemon-colored dress. Baltimore American. Townley I hear that your next door neighbor has an addition to his family. Subbubs Yes; almost every summer we have a little Snow out our way. Boston TraoscrinJ. CARAVAN .OF THE DESERT. Clinton Scollard. From underneath the carob shade, A wavering line of gray and white, t watch it lose its form and fade Like dreams across the faoe of night Whither It goes I can but guess. Haply where ruined Tadmor elands, The voiceless haunt ot loneliness Amid the desert's swirling sands; m Or toward the Tigris' tawny tide ' Into that land of undent thrift Where Bagdad's rich bazars spread wlds And Haroun'a minarets uplift; Or toward the swart Arabian skies, ' The home of sempiternal calms. Where pilgrims seek their paradise Through Mecca girdled with its palms. . Yet whoso'er It fares, I fare. In buoyant spirit I am one With those that drink the .untramrnelea air The nomad children of the sun. i From camel back I scan the waste . A fair oasis sign to find, , And stranger to all thoughts of haste Let my kaffyeh take the wind. Sandaled with silence on I press. Rousing before the flower of morn, Through spaces where forgetfulness Senna to have dwelt since time was born. And when, with soothing touch, comes night After the round of Jars and Joys, Above the head. In Allah's sicht, The hosts .of heaven wheel und poise. Throughout the strangely tranquil days I Join In prayer and fast und feast. Looking on life with luntr, kIow gaze As does the latausuu east. And then and then the goal! Ah, me! At last, wherever rangeth man. How well we know that there must bo One bourn for every caravan! 5 r1 . PIODU late m ma (