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AUGUST CIRCULATION.
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Subscribers leering the city
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Bee mailed to them. Addresa
will he chanced as often as
reqaeated.
Tha aspect of Philadelphia poll
tlci would never auggeet "brotherly
love."
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If thoee cross-the-country aviators
don't hurry, people will forget they
are flying.
If reciprocity had carried, Wall
tret would probably have acted the
same way.
The government will take a chance
to get bit If It attempts to break the
false teeth trust.
"A million a year wouldn't tempt
me to serve another term," exclaims
Bailey. Now, don't do that.
Even the peaceful Arcadians In the
forests primeval seemed to ' get ex
eited In that Canadian election.
Champ Clark has pointed out the
road to democratic success. And, of
course, It lies through Missouri.
The man who smashes a photog
rapher's camera has some good rea
son for wanting his picture in the
taper.
New Jersey has just been caught
pickling horse meat. That is one-
aril Dr. Woodrow WilBon failed to
uproot
The source of inspiration must
have run dry, for only this can ac
count for the cessation of resolu
tions by Van Alstlne.
Shakespeare long ago told us that
the evil of loaning money to a friend
Is Vhe certain loss either of the
money or the friend. If not both.
If it will sound any softer, the
question might be formulated and
submitted in South Omaha like this:
Sball Omaha be annexed?
'Philadelphia's worry over Chief
Bender's lame arm serves to remind
us that the white man is still de
pending en the aborigine even to win
word's championships.
The National Conservation con
gress is on at Kansas City. It will
have to shoot off a lot of fireworks
to match the noise made last year
when it met in St. Paul
I
Council Bluffs gets a presidential
visit three days ahead of Omaha
But the president evens the score by
topping here a whole day as against
as hour across the river. '
Champ Clark says his foolish
speech In the Sixty-first congress
did not have any Influence in de
feating reciprocity. Perhaps not,
perhaps nothing he says has any In
fluence.
"Our own sin of trade Jealousy
has returned to plague us," com
mented John Sharp Williams on
hearing the returns from Canada.
In other words, "Your sins will find
you out."
Beatrice Is getting ready to vote on
the question of adopting the com
mission plan of city government.
When the returns are In we will
know whether the other towns lu the
atsla are as progressive as the me
tropolis. ...
An Omaha preacher gives this ad
vice to applicants for admission to
the state of matrimony:
If jour prospective wife or husband
has a high temper and you have a bad
temper, tame It before marrying.
What a polite way of saying
"don't."
The dispatches seem agitated over
the fact that regulars and insurgents
rede together peaceably in the same
sutos at Baldwin, Kan., on the occa
sion of the president's visit. Did
anybody expect them to engage in
fist fights in Mr. Tart's presence, and
that, too, on the Sabbath?
Probing- for Evil.
Wickedness thst hsa to ha unearthed
with a spsde ordinarily ought, to be kept
under the clod that the spade raises.
That Is what President Tsft thinks
of ft. T. Crane s action In employing
detectives to dig under the surface
of student life at large colleges and
universities for misconduct, which
Mr. Crane may use as evidence to
support his widely-published views of
the dissipation of rollege-bred men
and the futility and failure of the
college course. It is something of
an epigram, pungent enough, brief
as it Is, to snuff out the force of
most of the Crane fulmlnatlons.
But the truth of it will do for gen
eral application. Many good men,
in their seal for righteousness and
their contempt for wrong, often in
jure the cause of good and offend
the moral sensibility of tender youth,
by trying to air and expose every
thing they find in the realm of evil
and wickedness on the falso assump
tion that that is the way to cure it.
Many a form of wickedness can be
routed or destroyed by publicity, but
there is a limit beyond which, for the
good of the larger number for the
the safety of the youth of the coun
try, even this method of correction
should not go. That is not saying,
though, that those who know of the
wickedness should turn from it and
,let It thrive unopprcssnd. There
are ways to deal with It without pa
rading It to the world. If vice did
not possess any attraction, boys and
men would .not go into it. For fear
of magnifying the attractive side of
It, sometimes care should be taken
as to how Is was displayed.
The president, however, used this
expression first to show his own
skepticism about the frightful
charges Mr. Crane made against col
lege students, of whom the president
was one for a long time. He is still
In rather intimate official and pri
vate touch with Yale and other such
institutions. He speaks, therefore,
as one having first-hand knowledge
when he assumes to say that the
Crane picture, while not all wrong,
badly overdraws the facts. This, we
believe, is the popular view. It cer
tainly is strengthened by this en
dorsement by the head of the nation.
Our Growth in Figures.
According to figures recently is
sued by the Department of Com
merce and Labor's bureau of statis
tics, the United States haa gained in
population since the 1910 census,
1,988,000 in round numbers, making
the continental population, that is.
exclusive of the insular possessions.
93,750,000 at present. If these new
figures are correct and they are re
garded as official the United States
la more than maintaining its ratio
of Increase for the last ten years
prior to 1910. From 1900 to 1910
it made an annual gain of about
1,697,800. So that in'' spite" of "'the
stiffening up of our immigration
laws and the little recession of In
ternational prosperity for the time
being, our growth has gone on upon
a larger percentage, which is quite
encouraging.
The same array of figures put out by
this bureau shows another very inter
esting fact, namely, that as we in
crease in population and national
wealth, resources and revenues, our
per capita public debt and our per
capita interest charges steadily fall
For Instance, in 1865, immediately
on the close of the civil war, our per
capita public debt was $76.98 and
our per capita interest charges
(1866), $4.12, whereas in 1911 our
debt per capita is $10.83 and our in-
erest charges per capita, only 23
cents. It pays to be at peace, both
at home and abroad. Of course, we
know this, but these figures help to
remind us of it and impress the fact
on our minds. x
In the forty-five years that we
have wiped out these heavy burdens
of debt and interest, our nation has
has solved problems affecting ltB
destiny quite as intricate as the one
whose final solution had to be re
ferred to the arbitrament of arms In
1S61. We have really, in that time,
completed our national structure,
having the united powers and patri
otism of all the nation for that work.
Peace, indeed, is the first and great
est asset any nation, especially this
one, can have and we hope to have
it interruptedly from now on. If we
shall, with what prodigious results
we have achieved without thua far
having more than begun to develop
our resources, the extent of our pos
sibilities may be admitted as lyiog
far beyond the limit of any man's
power of prediction.
Soldiers' Dress.
Now It is proposed to improve the
uniform of the American soldier. It
may be a good thing. The War de
partment has recently made some ex
cellent changes in the code of ethics
of the soldier's life, doing away with
a lot of rules and regulations that.
If ever wise, had served their day,
and substituting new ones calculated
to increase contentment and keep
worthy young men In the army who
have been rapidly leaving it because
of onerous restrictions they would
not meet in any other walk of life.
This at once, without letting down
the standards of military discipline,
invites a higher personnel Into the
ranks of thy privates and makes for
a better line service. If the govern
ment ran see its way clear to dress
these fine young men a little more
like civilians and at the same time
conserve the needs and peculiar de
mands of army life, it will be adding
another valuable feature.
The khaki uniform has proved
quite serviceable, so far as the ma
terial and its color are concerned.
Some of the styles on which the uni
forms are made, however, appear
ridiculous. They are even grotesque.
Of course, Uncle Sam's tailor might
retort that some of the civilian's
styles are as bad without getting
far from the truth, but that should
be all the more reason for the soldier
to lead the way bsck to saner fash
inns. Gold braid and brass buttons
have a certain air of gallantry about
them that appeal to the fascination
and do thoir part toward exalting the
army in the eyes of the public, but,
unfortunately, the man in the ranks
does not sport these habiliments of
official dignity. If he Is to make a
hit, he must have all the benefit that
the tailor's art can give to his plainer
attire. The average soldier Is a well
formed man. A well-formed man
reasonably clad makes a very fair
showing. The trouble is that funnel-shaped
pantaloons and skin-tight
leggings topped with the corset-like
Jacket do not give the man a chance
with his shape.
Where Nebraska's Auto Law Fails.
Nebraska has been experimenting
through every recent legislature
with a revised version of its automo
bile law. The last law is clearly an
improvement on what went before it,
yet is seriously defective In one Im
portant place.
The registration of motor vehicles,
and display of registry number, is the
key to the whole scheme of regula
tion, for it is the ostensible means of
identifying the machine and its
owner when any of the requirements
of the law are evaded or violated.
The new Nebraska law sets no time
limit for registration to expire, and
no noticeable distinction in the reg
istry number from year to year.
Auto owners applying for registry
numbers are In many cases found to
have neglected to register anew each
year with no penalty except to pay
back fees for two, three or even
five years, no one in the meanwhile
having realized the difference.
Other' states easily avoid, this sort
of trouble by a uniform registry
number furnished only by the officer
charged with the registration, the
color changing annually, so that any
one can tell at a glance whether the
number displayed is for the current
year, and neglect to pay the fee when
due bears its own penalty. The
next Nebraska legislature will have a
chariqe to try again to make our auto
law more workable.
Mayor "Jim's" police court clerk
was not so vigilant against registra
tion frauds when "Jim" was running
,or ??ve.rnor a ?ear a8? and The Bee
exposed ihe ' wholesale democratic
colonization in pool halls and room
ing houses. Oh, what, a difference a
short time makes.
As long as the street fair con.
tinues to be one of the features of
the Ak-Sar-Ben carnival, the duty
win devolve on those who particl
pate to see to it that the privileges
are not abused. It Is all right to
... a 5uuu uiue, oui mere are
limits.
Senator Tillman's friends will b
delighted to know that he is up and
aDout and ready for another senator
ial campaign. He not only n.
nounces his candidacy for Te-elec.
tlon, but went to town the other day
and bought two pitchforks.
Why Daa Stephens was so self-
pushing In the Good Roads propa
ganda last winter is now more easily
understandable. He evidently wanted
a smooth track for an endurance run
from Fremont to Washington.
Mr. Bryan says he is disappointed
but not surprised at the Canadian
election. Mr. Brvan h.. i
times expressed himself in similar
terms with reference to American
elections.
One
can safely put down aa a
blowbard the man who says, "I told
you so about that reciprocity elec
tion.
Diplomacy.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Taft will speak on the subier r tri
form divorce laws. In Reno, however,
his theme will b "Irrigation, and Why
We Need It." Mr. Taft is president of
all the country.
feailss la to Llae.
St. Louis Globe-Democrat.
The harvest trust Is to reorganise Itself
In conformity with the law of reason aa
interpreted by the supreme court. The
first step In that way may have been
taken when It refused to contribute J10.000
to a fund to "put Lo rimer over
A Task for Roosevelt.
Cleveland Leader.
The attention of Theodore Roosevelt la
directed to the report of a New Orleans
minister mat wnile, during the last
twenty-seven years, he haa officiated at
more than 10.0W weddings, he has chris
tened only about 1.000 babies. Evidently
the south needs some "race suicidal" ad
vice. Fad las; Army Motion.
Brookln Eagle.
Private Frank B. Bloom, in spite of the
prejudioe of a colonel, becomes a second
lieutenant In the United States army,
The theory that the army and navy are
exclusive clube fades away. In the next
war the New York militia can be relied
upon to supply plenty more of Bloom's
religion, and if brains count la war their
power will be felt.
Booking Backward I
fills Dnv JnOinnlin
j COalPllJF.D FROM OF.t PILES
Thirty Tears Ago
A bright, cheery morning- dawned on
the day that was to see the sod close
over the earthly remains of President
James A. Garfield. At 1 o'clock the bells
beitan to toll as slims I for a general sus
pension of business. The exercises
rlsnned for the Academy of Music were
In response to universal request trsns
ferred to the high school campus, and
soon after 2 ocloclc people bejran to
pour Into the grounds. A temporary plat
form erected upon the high school steps
for the speakers was heavily draped In
mourning and evergreens, sprinkled here
and there with Immortelle?. In the center
was a life-like bust of the president re
lieved In flowers. Over the doorway of
the school American Tags were looped
with mourning bands, and underneath
were the words "A Nation's Borrow."
The program 'of addresses was carried
out as previously announced, with the
eoeptlon that Bishop O'Connor was
compelled to send a letter which waa
read by Judge Savage.
The Masonlo observance of the presi
dential funeral took place in their hall
with impressive rites. A catafalque had
been erected in the center of the lodge,
eornered with four golden pillars sur
mounted with four golden globes, drapsd
with crape and relieved with flowers
Past Grand Master O. W. IJntnger de
livered the opening address after prayer
by Brother James Patterson and muslo
by a quartet composed of Misses Calder
wood and Kennedy and Messrs. J. North
rup and Henry Armltage. Other Masons
participating in the program were R. C.
Jordan, J, R. Boyee, G, R, Chase, n.
Roeewater, flamuel Bums, C, K, Cou
tant, J, 3. Points, W, J. Connell and
Walter Bennett. Th decorations were
a credit to Brothers Atkinson, Chris
Hartman and Byron Btanberry,
The city wu startled about I o'clock in
the afternoon by a terrific explosion
which occurred near the roundhouse of
the Chicago, Rook Island A Pactfln, half
a mil east of the depot, A ear of dyna
mite was struck or Jarred and blew up,
A hole waa dug In the earth beneath
fifty feet deep and ISO feet across, The
ear waa blown to atoms) the large
roundhouse nearly demolished and four
engines under its reef covered and
crushed by tba debris, Several Oil oars
ignited and were burned, B.ven pgssen.
gar eoenhse, sluty be ears and twelve
steak ears were thrown from the tracks
and rendered nseleaa, People thought
an eartho. u site bad struck and were with
dlffleulty reassured, Several houses were
damaged, but fortunately ne lives were
reported lost, although two firemen were
Injured trying to put out the fire,
Miss Peppleton, IBM Hherman avenue,
announoes that aha desires to form aft.
ernoon classes In English literature for
work during the earning winter, and
those who wish to study wilt please sand
their names as soon as possible.
Terms, 9.
Irwin eV Silts, hardware dealers, made
an assignment for the benefit of credit
ors. A. B. Oogshall will take charge, -
One street car on the city line bears'
mourning emblems. ' The driver draped
it at his own expense. ....
Frank Hannon went west to Grand Isl
and today. OMy Barton, the extensive
cattleman, took the Overland train at
noon for North Platte.
Dr. Amelia Burroughs of Council"!
Bluffs, at the solicitation of her Omaha
patrons, will visit this city every Tues
doy and Friday, when she may be oon
culted at the Withnell house.
Twenty Years Ago
William F. McMillan left for the Pa
clflo coast.
. Miss Addle Clinchard, 1441 Georgia av
enue, celebrated her fourteenth birthday
anniversary with these young friends
present: Emma Goodman, Carrie Erlck
son, Lulu Tuttle, Sadie Alexander, Mable
Boyd, Edith Burr, Nellie Kessler, Agnes
Emerson, Mamie Boyle, Ulla aggoner,
Hearllna Curtis, Claire and Grace
Northup, Amy Burr, Constance Clinch
ard and Edna Howell.
In the evening. In honor of his friend,
Mr. O'Brien of Burlington. Ia., Mr. J. R.
mniwui gave a stag piay. These were
present: Host and honored guest. General
J. C. Cowin, C. W. Hull, Stuart Hayden,
Henry W. Yates, D. Stubbs, D. W.
Wheeler, 1 P. Funkhouser, G. P. Steb-
bens. J. E. Wilbur, G. M. Hitchcock.
Dan Morgan, Thomas Kilpatrtck, Mr.
Caxr, Theodore Ringwalt.
Mrs. I,. A. Buttle, who lived near the
Swedish hospital, asked the police to find
and bring home her 16-year-old daugh
ter, Eva North, who had left home.
Louis D Forest Orcutt, 20-year-old son
fo Mr. and Mrs. Clinton Orcutt, died at
the family home, 650 South Twenty-sixth
street.
A. 8. Brock way, the traveling man, who
tried to kill himself in Forest Lawn ceme
tery, escaped from the county hospital
and left no traces behind him.
About fifty leading business men or
ganised the Omaha Manufacturers' asso
ciation at the Building exchange in the
New York Life building.-These directors
were elected: Charles MeUs. biewinz-
Richard Smith, brick making; w. R.
Drummond, carriages; 8. Trostler, cigar
maker; J. T. Murphy, furniture; A. J.
Vlerllng, Iron maker; J. T. Robinson,
overalls; J. K. Barret, vinegar; J. it,
tuvans, snirta; lan Farrell, syrups; Sam
uel Rees, printer; Aaron Chadwtck, flour;
w. A. Page, aoap; W. W. Cole, coffee and
yeast; li. a. Muirord, boxes; C. P. Gtd-
ney, pickles; E. P. Davis, Iron; W. C.
Smith, fence; A. H. Rawltzer, tents and
awnings.
Ten Years Ago -
A rather warm political meeting vat
held at the headquarters of the Seventh
Ward Republican club, when 8. A. Searle
led tn denouncing a certain circular one
faction had issued on the eve of election.
John P. Breen, tn behalf of Vlnsonhuler
as opposed to (J. O.) Detweller. defended
the circular. Other speakers were Ed
Morearty, Mr. Detweller. Judge Vlnson
baler, L. N. Gonden, C. W. Haller, F. A.
Johnson, A. H. Burnett, Charley Unltt.
John Norberg and John Steel.
Jane Johnson, administratrix of the es
tate of Frank C. Johnson, brought suit
In the district court for 130,000 claimed to
be due on life Insurance from a promi
nent company.
Mr. and Mrs. D. J. OTtrirn' entertained
a party of friends at their home. Nine,
teenth and Wirt street, in the evening at
high five.
Architect John Latenser said that the
decline In the price of some building ma
terlal, brick especially, might lessen the
total cost of the Auditorium.
E. N. Bags, manager of tha Her Grand,
returned from a trip through the west
Army Gossip
Matters of laterest On and
Bark of Firing! I.tne Uleaned
from Army and Utrr Heleter.
I'.iianllt Ina Regimental Strrnath.
Steps are bring taken to equalize the
enlisted strength of regiments Hatloned
In the I'nlted States. The regiments
whlih formed part of the maneuver
dlvUlon In Texas were augmented to ap
proximately war strength, with the result
that they are still numertrally stronger
than other regiments st hom. With a
view to making the size of regiments
more uniform, no recruits will be as
signed to the stronger regiments tor a
time and some transfers to other regi
ments will be made.
Warrants of Transfer.
It Is held not necessary to issue new
warrants to noncommissioned officers of
the limy who are transferred without
change of grade from one arm of the
service to another. A decision was ren
dered tn 1905 that this rule applied when
a transfer was made within the same arm
of the service, but the question wss re
cently before the War department where
a man waa transferred from the coast
artillery corps to the infantry. The de
partment haa approved the opinion of the
Judge advocate general that the transfer
from one arm to another under such cir
cumstances is no different than a trans
fer within the same arm.
Compl roller's Deciaiou I'roteated.
The War department wUl file a protest
against the decision of the comptroller In
the matter of traveling expenses for civil
ian employes of the army. That decision
refused to allow reimbursement for ex
penses Incurred by a member of the Cler
ical force, except for actual travel per
formed; there was to be no reimburse
ment or allowance when the clerk arrived
at his temporary station. The position of
the War department In the matter Is that
this ia an adminlnratlon quesion, which
rests entirely with the head of the War
department and with which the comp
troller has nothing to do. The accounting
officers, moreover, are now Insisting that
receipts shall be furnished to show every
Ham of expense Incurred by anyone trav
eling under orders. Hitherto It has been
acceptable on some Items to state that
the procurement of a receipt was imprac
ticable. Reimbursement will now be
made only where a receipt la attached to
the account, which requirement will make
it very inconvenient for those who are
sometimes situated so that a receipt Is
difficult to obtain.
Army Vacancies.
The secretary of war haa ordered a
second examination, commencing on Jan
uary 12, 1912, for civilian candidates for
appointment as second lieutenants in the
army to fill vacancies in that grade In
the cavalry, field artillery, coast artillery
and Infantry. A similar examination,
which was commenced in this country on
September 6, la about completed, and ex
aminations of c&ndldatea in the Philip
pines will commence on September 15.
About 304 candidates were authorized to
appear before the examining boards 1S3
for the cavalry, field artillery and In
fantry and US for the coast artillery.
There were about 300. vacancies in the
grade of second lieutenant in the army,
sixty of which were In the coast artil
lery, on Jiine 30, 1911. It is expected that
an unusually large proportion of the 301
civilians authorised to appear for ex
amination will qualify, because 1S6 of
thVrivare graduates "of "rWogrrlzwl ' -rnati-tutlons
of learning, at which offlcera..of
the army are on duty as professors of
military science and tactics and were ex
empted from the preliminary examina
tion. However, at beat, a number of
vacancies will remain after appointment
of the successful candidates, and It is
for this reason that the second examina
tion was decided upon. - -
Punishment for Desertion.
A soldier recently attempted to avoid
the consequences of a court martial for
desertion by claiming the benefit of the
statute of limitations, although he had
served but three months of a three years'
term, had deserted, and waa captured
within ten months, and four months
later had escaped again while awaiting
trial for the first offense. He enlisted
May 21, 1906, and claimed that the statute
began to run from the date his term of
three years expired, and. therefore, he
was not liable to trial after May 21, 1911.
Hla figures seem accurate, but the rea
soning is very poor. The question re
solved itself Into the Interpretation of
the status of the soldier upon his return
to military control aa a deserter and
while in confinement awaiting trial for
that offense, as far as these conditions
might serve to Interrupt the running of
the statute and requiring the service of a
full term. The Judge advocate general
of the army holds that it is absurd to al
low that a service, which admits of so
manv benefits to the deserter in confine
ment and further holds him liable to trial"
by courts martial for acts committed In
such confinement Is not sufficient to In
terrupt the running of the statute of
limitations and preclude a new account
ting, Under such circumstances, a man
would be allowed to gain advantage by
reason of hla own wrong.
Family Ardor Chilled.
New Tork World.
The convict who returned home after
many years' absence to be identified after
his relatives had tried to collect Insur
ance on bis life made a mistake if he ex
pected a tatted calf to be killed.
I ariperetd Comfort.
Kansas City Star.
One effect, at least, the Canadian elec
tion will have upon- American politics;'
It will give the standpatters the first
opportunity they have had for several
years to felicitate themselves over the
election returns.
F.lther Way Morocco Is Soaked.
Chicago Post.
It appears that both France and Ger
many have exhausted their supplies of
ultimatums. They will, therefore, try
verbal scolding for a while, there being
no daniier that Morocco may Immedi
ately recover from the effects of the
anaesthetic.
All
Inexcusable Arrldeat.
New York Tribune.
Two first-class ships, supposed to be
subject to the most perfect possible con'
trot, in calm port waters and In the light
of midday, while steaming In J he same
direction, come iuto disastrous collision.
It will be Interesting to know what cause
for so amazing an occurrence will be dis
closed by the rigorous Inquiry which,
under British maritime and admiralty
law, is sure to be made. At this distance
and time It seems to be one of tha most
Inexcusable performances on recent
record.
People Talked About
Now suppose that Charley Ross or tl.e
man who struck Billy I'stlersun imih'
Lack, w ho could Identify them?
Perhaps when the niornlns after feel
ing wears off, the "lady of the snows'
may consent to be a sister to Vncle Sam.
Hereafter mlker bridegrooms will hse
to shun Uslesbtirg, til. Marrying minis
ters there hsve instslled the spot cash
system.
The New Jersey fertnitlng plant
chsrged with pickling dead hore meal.
Intended for human food, unwillingly
gave the snap away by shipping the
goods to Rotterdam.
The Canadian landslide is not mm h of
a mystery after all. Robert Laird Rordrn,
the standpat leader, wears side whiskers
No live Canuck could rcslat the magnet
Ism of side whiskers.
The brother of Nelson, the pugilist. Is
himself a boxer of some renown, and It
Is said that he is going to enter Yale
this fall. He Is coming east from his
California home with Prof. Moore, head
of the department of education, who in
tends to assist the young man to get
through college.
Opportunity did not knock twice, lit
the door of Harris Becher In New TorU
City. The visitor was grabbed at the
first tap. Mr .and Mrs. Becher landed
in New Tork with only 16 cents In isss,
coming from Stryje,' Austria. Ten yers
ago Mr. Becher retired from the clothing
business with a fortune. Last week the
couple celebrated their golden wedding,
attended by six children, sixteen grand
children and 300 guests.
"Give me the red pencil!" whispered the
Russian premier at the end of his day, but
the shadows closing about him unnerved
the hand. Stolypin was the greatest red
pencil editor Russia haa produced in a
generation. Most editors are content with
a blue pencil. A smear of red was more
befitting the work of the Russian In
checking off the names of those destined
for the gallows, the prison or the Siberian
mines. A streak of blue matches the
feelings of the author whose soulful
thoughts perish Ingloriously in the
wastebasket. Humanity wiil never know
the extent of the havoc wrought by red
and blue pencils. None but a genius of
the R. T. Crane or Slason Thompson
class could estimate bow much civiliza
tion has been checked and the uplift of
mankind retarded by these implements
of woe.
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"la il s vere 1e oM 'OUs, salxV
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kin fin" ; Sinn i.t r Ity. ssh?
ii"., iiinlj. li'n tn.v . orrldnr wfcerej
I'iiii unrl int. K"'f- ajar." Baltimore,
Ann l uan.
"Horse strk?" ssKed the man la Uv
burn .
Veil," tevlied the man with a eplng
WSgfll
' HMi.l luck, am t H "
' ( 'h. I diinmv II f ;eftin' so merllrlnij
ia cheaper insn h.n . -Wsshington Biar,
"I suppose the hslrs on a mna'e tao4 '
ai e numbured ?" '
"Maybe !."-'
"I've got a rsr.or that Ikis pullecl evrT
single one of 'en.' C.eveland Plain
Dealer.
"Their chauffeur seems a sober, careful
fellow."
"Well for the wanes they pay theT
can't wc'l i x i hh i au itnnK else." idllwaur
kiv Journal.
Drwtor Of coiir-e. the worst may nafM
fen and your uncle may rile. But let ua
iope tor the bcsi.
Kxpci tant lli-u Ton may. doctor, but)
I pn-frr to hope for the worst. Boston
Tian.-i ript.
Achilles was dragging Hector arounS
the walls of Troy .
"It's lucky." he crmne l. "that thW '
rhnrlot Isn't an automobile."
Yea. verily. sn1 ol n truth! If he had
been arrrxtrrt fur ovon-ponUm;, or if. , .
tire he.d burst, II would tinve broken ol
Homer heart, and one of the noblest
epics of nil tjino would hsve leen knocked),
Into shocked hnt. fhtonKo Tribune,
MIGHT BE WORSE.
P. E. Kl.er in the Record-HeraJq
The summer clays are flitting; I batfl$c)'
see tliem go;
For nie there is no pleasure In waiting
throiiKh the snow;
The cost ot livinK rises In sJte of ail cur)
pleas, '
But UiiiiKf- misht be less lovely bp ev
eral decrees.
The niohH keep causing trouble, the boM4
teams taste defeat;
It seriuM somebody always Is tearing tip
some street;
The storms Keep spreading havoo pot
the land and sea.
But things are not aj! hopeless, I trow, a
they could be.
They keep on building navies ami paaoa
seems far away; I
I'lmipnhne mi alator falls nearly evmry)
day; ' I
Wall --treet Is waiting sadly for bftrtea; 1
days to dawn.
The cars arc standing empty, bill aH
hope isn't none.
The. world I- lull of trouble, disaster !
never cease; i
Day after dn the hardships we have ft ;
bear Incerase;
But there is one annoyance that's lessened,
anyhow;
Kew parodies of Omar are being wrfttaflj
now.
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