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Most winters have a habit of getting cold. Rudyard Kipling will doubtless say he beat reciprocity In Canada. Cer tainly somebody did. They may be slow In Canada, but not as slow as Maine when It comes to counting the votes. It would take a broncho buster to keep the lid on In Spain. How Is little Alphonse going to do it? Mary Shaw, the actress, believes In a family of four children. Let's see, how many has Miss Shaw? "Coin" Harvey Is said to be run ning for office In Arkansas. Office holding must pay in Arkansas. That postmasters' meeting In Omaha just got in under the wire to enjoy the fag end of the hot wave. Even if Canada does shut the door of trade In our faces we may be able to worry along yet for a few years. With Ak-Sar-Ben's matchless list of attractions all roads should lead to Omaha during the next two weeks. General Reyes says there is no peace In Mexico. Does that make him the Patrick Henry of that coun try? Mr. Bryan Is Bald to have raised a fine crop of onions In Texas. Maybe that is what made Senator Bailey weep. Our amiable democratic contem porary has resumed its practise of setting up straw men just to knock them down. Less than $100,000 has been col lected to defend the McXamaras In Los Angeles. Oh, well, those lawyers are not in it for money. "Be patient with the tailor," cries the Inter Ocean. That is not so much the question as that the tailor shall be patient with us. If wo bad only known that Mr. Bryan was predicting a victory for reciprocity in Canada we might have I'fcn better prepared for what we got. Governor Aldrlch says the east Is far behind the west. We hereby ex tend an Invitation to the east to come west und catch up with the proces SiOU. Those Spanish probably pulled off thiu last little revolt In deference to the august presence of his belllgeren majesty, Senor Diaz, to whom peace Is a bore. President Mellen of that New Ens land railroad has hastened to explain thai his talk of resigning was only a Joke. He must be the Joebailey oj the railroad world. When a youth of 70 James J. Hill thought of retiring, but now that he has attained the ripe old age of 73 he is convinced that retirement Is the last thing he nee4s. It is easy to tell what the trusts should not be permitted to do, but not bo easy to tell Just how far they should be authorized to go without violating the law. That is where "Trust Buster" Kellogg displays both audacity and courage in outlining i practical scheme of regulation fo corporations. The Twilight Zone. In the discussion elicited by the action of the governors' conference In appointing a committee to see that the state's side of the question be properly presented In the appeal from the Sanborn decision none is more significant than the comment of the Outlook, whose contributing editor as we all know, was responsible for the convening of the governors for the first time. The question Involved, ss there defined, Is how the "twilight rone," now unoccupied by any gov ernmental authority, shall be brought under governmental sway, and the Outlook gives this expression of opln Ion: The governors In conference naturally look to the extension into that sons of the sovereignty of the states, and cer tainly there is no room for disputing that it. would he better to have the twilight lone under state regulation than under fio regulation at all. On the other hand. we think that experience has made It plain that if the control ovor the twilight fone Is to be effective and Just It should be exercised largely by the national gov ernment. The proposition Is plainly much wider than the Sanborn decision. That decision, which purports to draw the line between state and federal powers to fix and regulate railway rates, may be reversed or affirmed and still leave this much greater problem of state or federal control yet to be solved. The movement for uniform laws on many subjects regu larly discloses the fact that the only laws that operate uniformly through out the country are the federal laws. The true distribution of authority and responsibility between the state and national governments Is what Is sought after, but can be reached only through slow and Imperfect stages. Juggling the Prices. The sudden rise of foodstuff prices charged to Canada's rejection of reci procity is not justified by conditions. It Is the Judgment of many even-balanced men that had reciprocity been accepted in Canada and become oper ative it would have had no vital ef fect upon the cost of living, except as it may have been fictitiously used by manipulators of the markets. It does not Btand to reason, then, that its de feat can be of vital consequence to prices. Conditions of supply and de mand are exactly as they have been all the time. The laws governing ex change have not been affected one particle by Premier Laurier's defeat, nor Is there any other reason why prices should fluctuate wildly except through speculation. It only goes to show what a slight pretext those 'who control the mar kets require In order to shift the whole scale of prices. It is absurd to say that even had reciprocity been voted it would have bad the effect in a year, perhaps, which It must have had to warrant such advances. The idea that .the man who sits down to his oatmeal or other breakfast food the day after the ballots are cast In Canada shall pay more for It than he did the day before is not tenable. But not only have the prices of foodstuffs been juggled as a make shift result of this Canadian election; the prices of commodities not edible are similarly affected. What would have been the result had reciprocity carried, one can only conjecture from these conditions. Most people, we be lieve. In this country have come to the conclusion that the chief effect of reciprocity, had It carried, would have been more moral than economic. If that theory be correct, then It leaves all the less excuse for this shooting up of the prices of neces sities by those who are in the habit of gambling in such things. Old Diaz Power Still Alive. General Reyes of Mexico has pub licly advised his friends not to par ticipate in the election of October 1 on the ground that it will be illegal! Because of this conviction, he says, he will not urge his own candidacy for president as opposed to Dr. Ma dera, General Reyes gives as his reason for questioning the legality of the election the fact that the country is not yet at peace. That seems to be a fact and yet it is under civil gov ernment and nominally at peace. It will be a most interesting situation to watch after Midero has been elected, as it seems he will be by default. whether the Reyes party, which Is really the old Diaz following, can interpose any barrier to the new president's taking office on those grounds. Should Mexico wait until it is wholly at peace before holding a national election it might have to wait a long time. Evidently General Reyes, as the old friend and associate of Diaz, did not return from France for nothing, nor has Diaz, deposed and exiled, de cided to forest and forgive all Just yet. These old warriors think they have a few cards to play which the Maderists have not divined. One thing is certain, they do not propose to lay themselves open to the new element in the republic. General Reyes insists that if his friends should seek to take part In the elec tlon the partUans of Madero would have recourse to all sorts of meas ures to Impede their voting. That very thing on the part of Dias at the last election Is what precipitated the revolution, making Madero a na tlonal leader. Surely Madero must have learned a tetter lesson. Distrust, a general lack of confi dence, continues between the oppos ing factions in Mexico, we see, and throughout the country more or less disorder still reigns. It is doubtless as Reyes says there Is no peac but how ran deferring the election make for peace any more than hold ing it? If the contending camrs really were bent on peace for Mexi co's welfare they surely could arrange some means of holding a lawful elec tion and agree to abide by the out come as the basis of a new and better regime. Canal Tolls and Cost of Living. In the wide discussion of the ques tion of Panama canal tolls the theory Is advanced that free tolls on Ameri can coastwise traffic will mean cheaper transportation within our own borders by reason of rail and water competition, and in turn a cor responding reduction in prices to the consumer, hence a partial solution of the high-cost-of-llvlng problem. It Is now believed by some that the canal may be ready for business in the spring of 1913, but that would still defer the relief rather long. Seriously, It does seem as If low tolls on the Panama would contribute somewhat to this result, yet how much is mere guesswork. But before we get to that conclusion, the ques tion of tolls or no tolls has to be set tled. Some contend that the United Slates has not complete Jurisdiction over the matter of tolls, a contention hardly tenable, though, In the light of article 2 of the Hay-Pauncefote treaty, taken in connection with ar ticle 3 of the same treaty, the respec tive articles reading: The said government shall have and enjoy all the rights Incident to such con struction, as well as the exclusive right of providing for the regulation and man agement of the canal. The canal shall be free and open to the vessels of commerce and of war of all nations observing these rules on terms of entire equality, so that there shall be no discrimination against any such nation, or Its citizens or subjects, in respect of the conditions or charges of traffic or otherwise. This la taken as justifying the be lief that the treaty aims at imposing uniform rates of toll on all competi tive commerce between nations in a common market, though it may not as plainly imply that domestic com merce of any nation is made subject to the treaty regulations. It Is very plajn from the treaty, though, that the United States retains the exclu sive right of "providing for the regu lation and management of the canal." And that la the same as say ing that we may act arbitrarily In using the canal for our own internal commerce, Just so we avoid discrimi nation again Bt foreign powers in a foreign competitive market. Up in the Third Nebraska district Dan Stephens Is likely to And the liberal use he made of the other fellow's check book coming back to plague him unless bis own check book Is equally elastic. It Is up to Omaha to make its very best appearance to Ak-Sar-Ben visi tors. If every shopkeeper and house holder will do his part no stranger will go away without a good impres sion of the city. "Mike" Harrington, of course, did not expect Candidate Harman to ac cept his invitation to come into court and make him prove it. That invita tion was issued for campaign pur poses only. This aviation game must be much ike running a seashore hotel. The box receipts during the summer months have to be big enough to pay the bills for the whole year. Junketing public officials are bad enough, but they are not the worst menace to Omaha's good government. Grafting public officials are even less tolerable. .o KR VII.VT 1VC0S1STKCIUS t'korch Fair Lottery Nn ......... .i Land Lottery Promoted. St. Louis Republic. The other day a clergyman mtin i,... to raise money for his church instituted a lottery. lie was pounced upon by a secret service agent and confronted with the terrors of the law. A local newspaper man who had advertised the drawing was threatened with the exclusion of his newspaper irotu the mails. Various other people in good standing who had in nocently taken part In the enterprise were dragged before - wv.tnioQiuiiDi B and made to confess. Anthony Comstock appeared on the scene, but before the troops were summoned the clergyman an nounces mat tne enterprise had been abandoned. From October 3 to 21 nf iczv . of land in South Dakota, owned by the Lnneu btutes government, will be dis posed of according to law by means of a lottery. This Is the usual nuih . the land office, and It haa been r..,,. to many times in the riant w ,v, see government itself practicing what In me inaiviaual citizens it denominates ni punishes as a orlme. The land office's defense la i, i.u is the fairest way of' disposing of the land and that in this case it is not a gamble because everybody on the ground has a chance at no coet. This Is in one resDect hirh . iroumuny to the reasonableness of lotteries, but In another it is fallacious. Men and women who go to South Dakota to participate in Uncle Sam s pool selling are under considerable expense. Some portions of the land la much more vImki others. There will be wlnnera and losers in ims game, inevitably. It Is a mean sort of government. i i rlsy which persecutes the promoters of a cnurcn iair in eeptemoer and conrt,,.. a great national land lottery in October. Mtklsg Off with Ills riathea. Bt. Louis Hepublle. Again Is Mr. Bryan called upon to bemoan the fact that be did not get copyright papers on all his Ideas. The Minneapolis republicans arc to give President Taft a dollar dinner. ookln Backward IhisDav inOmalm j . COMPILED FROM DF.R FILE-S J" SKIT. 2B. Thirty Years bo The president's deat president's death was the theme or discourse from nearly every pulpit In the city. The Christian church, of which de nomination the late president wss a life long member, was elaborately decorated In mourning snd special music was ren dered by a cho'r. with Mr. and Mrs. W. R. Rartlett as soloists, and sermon by Rev. W. J, Ingram. The decorations at the First Congregational church were made by Mrs. Clark Woodman, and Rev. Mr. Sherrlll preached the sermon. The First Presbtr!an church was likewise hunt; with black crepe, relieved with white silk bows. The gallery roll ut the rear was completely covered with black cloth, edged with leaves and relieved at equal dis tances rtli wreaths of white and berries of red. The pastor. Rev. William 3. Harsha, discoursed on the country's loss, and music was rendered by a male quar tet, under J. Northrup and Miss Alice Rogers at the organ. Other chuivhes had special services with mass in 8t. Phllo mena's cathedral was conducted by Rev. Father Nugent, editor of the Liverpool Catholic Times. The mourning decorations of the Wa bash office were enhanced by the addi tion of a beautiful wreath, more than three feet in diameter, made of roses combined with geranium leaves and small white flowers, and bearing at the top In dark purple Immortals the letters "J. A. G," with a picture of General Garfield in the center. Two Sisters of Charity from LaFayette, Ind.. arrived today to take the placee of two sisters In St. Joseph's hospital who are down with typhoid fever. The old Cass street school was dam aged by fire tonight to the extent of about ty. Presumably set on fire. Mrs V. r. Rlghter Is back from Pittsburgh, Pa., where she baa been visiting her parents. Mr. Rlghter met her In Chicago. Notices of memorial meetings for Ma sonic, bodies are signed by the following officers: John H. Butler, master of Cap itol lodge No. J; Qustave Anderson, mas ter of Covert lodge; James B. Bruner, master of Kt John's Lodge No. B; James S. France, E. M. commander, and R. K. Jackson, captain general, Knights Temp lar. Twenty Years Ac Henry C. Eastman and Thomas C. Brainerd bring their long-pending row as to the ownership of the Paxton hotel to a head when Eastman got out an In junction against Brainerd on the pro prietorship and the matter went to the courts. t Speaking of the republican state con vention, which nomlnsted Judge A. M. Post for the supreme court, these Omaha republicans expressed high hopes of vic tory: Colonel C. R. Bcott, W". I. Klei stead, Thomas Bwobe, William Coburn, Dr. 8. P. Mercer, state chairman; Major J. 8. Clarkson, Brad D. Slaughter, Dave Mercer. Miss Mary Oliver returned from a visit to Chicago. News reached Omaha of the marriage of Dr. Dellizon A. Foote of this city and Miss Mllla Harriet Balrd of Holly, Mich., at the home of the bride In that city. Bob Baxter was assigned to be superin tendent of the Oregon division of the Pacific division of the Union Pacific railroad. "J. K. Emmett played "Friti 'in Ire land" at the Boyd. The city council was wrestling with the garbage question. A. J. Hanscom and family announce they will live at the Paxton for the win ter. Ten Years Age Mrs. D. F. Snow, 5 North Eighteenth street, was short a board bill of 30 owed her by "Prof." Vance, clairvoyant, psychnpalmist and healer, and the police were looking for the professor. The pro fessor left a lot of other folks In similar grief, among them stenographers, who had done work for him. Two of Omaha's oldest families were united in the marriage of Henry T. Clarke, Jr., and Miss Grace Allen, daugh ter of Mr. and Mrs. W. F. Allen. The auditorium of the First Congregational church was taxed to accommodate the attendance. Rev. Hubert C. Herring read the long ring ceremony. At the east door of the church Mr. Clarke entered, accompanied by his brother, Gordon Clarke, and proceeded to the altar, where he waited for his bride. From the main entrance the bridal party advanced, led by the ushers, Frank Crawford, Lynn Sherwood, Wing Allen, Ross Towle, Her bert Gannett and Scott Brown of Chi cago. The bridesmaids. Miss Mabel Tay lor, Miss Helen Cleveland of Denver, Miss Helen Peck and Miss Helen Hoag land, were followed by the matron-of-honor, Mrs. Benjamin F. Bates of Den ver, and she by the niaid-of-honor. Miss Elizabeth Allen, sister of the bride. The party left the church to Mendelssohn's wedding march and a large part of the congregation was driven to the Allen home, 2109 California street, where from 8:30 to 11 a reception held forth. The couple .later left for "parts unknown." William Little, farmer and widower of 65, came, saw and conquered the belles In the East Dodge street musio halls and took the fairest he could find. Miss Maggie Banders, 29, to be his wife and the mother of his five children down at dear old Tecumseh. They were married by Judge Vinsonhaler. Deputy State Game Warden George Slmpklns got into a tiff mlt Der Schudge AJtstadt over some fish and vowed he would have the Judge's official scalp, which, however has not been off the Judge's head from that day to this. George W. Craig, assistant city en gineer, returned from a trip to the Black Hills. John A. MoAvoy, 27 years of age, died at the family residence, 2229 South Twelfth street. He had lived In the city nearly all his life. His wife was a daughter of Mrs. D. C. Rowden. ew Record ! Loss Trains. Boston Transcript. More or less comment, not all of It favorable. Is heard on the tremendous weight put upon our railroad tracks, and some of the recent accidents have been attributed to the spread of the rails from . this cause. What seems like a new record In this respect was nutde last week by a freight train on the Banta Fa road, a big Mallet engine draw ing a hundred loaded cars, the train weighing over 1.400,000 pounds exclusive to the locomotive, which added 600,000 more. Tet a speed of fourteen and a half miles an hour waa made for a distance of over a hundred miles. The length of this loaded train was con iderably more than three-quarters of a mile. Tlfe Bee's LdlcrBox. TT A CorreetlrtB Thanks. OMAHA, Bept. :i.-To the Editor of The Bee: Permit nie to correct a mis statement made under the caption of Looking Backward This Day in Omaha. You state "Under Twenty Tears Ago": "Dr. Hall, pastor of the First Baptist church, had a few words to say to his congregation, with which he was at outa, and did not forget It In his prayer," which you print. Twenty years ago Rev. A. W. Tamar from Memphis, Tenn., was pastor of the First Baptist church. This church never had a pastor or supply by the name of Halt: no such occurrence ever took place, and no such prsyer waajpver made from that pulpit. I was a member of and an officer In that church from June 18 un til November 197, when I transferred my membership to Calvary Baptist church, and I know the above statement T have made to be true. O. 8. WOOD. NOTE: Item should have been more specific In locating it as the first Bap tist church. Council Bluffs. 4 Frlend'a Tribute. SOUTH OMAHA. Neb.. Sept. 20.-TO the Editor of The Bee: It wss with a grest deal of regret that I saw the press reports of the death of Congressman Ed. Madison of Kansas. He and T were old time Intimate friends and I probably knew him better than any one else In Douglas county. He was a man of commanding ability and an orator of great power. While we did not agree on his Insurgency within the republican ranks, yet my admiration for him remained undiminished. Had he lived It is more than likely that he would have been one of the Kansas sen ators before many years and he might have filled still higher positions at the hands of the government. He would have finally recovered from his Insurgent leanings. He Was a man of bull dog de termination and one whose Integrity could not be questioned. It is a great loss to the country to have a man of high ability and worth die Just when be had a great career open before him. While his satire did not equal that of the late John J. Ingalls, yet he would have filled as great a page In our national history as did Ingalls had he lived a few years longer. For his oratory waa un equalled and he might have eventually filled the place left vacant by the death of Dolllver, whose oratory waa not sur passed even by Bryan. Even with all his Insurgency his place will be hard to fill. FRANK A. AG-NEW. rail-Down for the Governor. KEARNEY. Neb.. Sept. 19. To the Editor of The Bee: My attention has been called to a meeting held down in New Jersey a few Ways ago by a lot of prancing governors. They bad learned that an "Inferior" federal court some where had - annulled, or was about to annul, a state law regulating railroads. Notwithstanding the fact that they, them selves, had been known to have put to sleep various legislatures, they were furi ous. Consternation prevailed. Indigna tion was visible on many faces. Drastic resolutions were prepared; long and loud speeches were made In the Interest of state rights. The shock was felt through out the land. Inferior federal judges trembled; the supreme court at Washing ton took notice. Strange to say the only friend that Uncle Sam had in that meet ing was from the southland. Perhaps many of these distinguished gentlemen had forgotten that half a century ago Abraham Lincoln had preached the doc trine of state's rights. Possibly some of them were born since that time and have neglected o read ancient history. How ever this may be, our governor seems to have license to go everywhere and say the most outlandlBh things Imaginable. We don't object to his prancing up and down in front of the grandstand to his heart's content, but we give him notice right now that he must not ride rough shod over Uncle Samuel. We protest. And if he persists, we may try the recall on him. JOSEPH BLACK. People Talked About Proposed prayer meetings in Wall street are not intended to temper the wind for shorn lambs, but to put more wool on em. The real melancholy feature ' of the Canadian avalanche is that the liberals, after spending all loose money to get nowhere must dig Into the reserve to pay bets on a three-to-one basis. Charles H. Eccleston, a business man of Spokane, has received advices that his father, George W. Eccleston, who died at Longport, N. J., a month ago, supposedly penniless, left property In Nebraska and other states valued at $1,000,000. That the ministry is a paying proposi tion from a worldly standpoint is borne out from the fact that from wedding fees alone In his twenty-seven years aa rector of Trlnty Episcopal church, New Or leans, Rev. A. Gordon Bakewell has taken in $14,000. Mrs. John Lewis Bremer of Boston and Cohafset, Mass., Is one of the few wealthy women In this country, who conduct clubs of working girls. Mrs. Bremer declares that charity does not consist In giving money alone, but In helping people to help themselves. The oldest practicing surgeon in the United 6tate is Dr. D. D. Martin of Tulsa, Okl. He Is 80 years old, and re cently at a clinical convention in Chi cago performed successfully an operation which required the skill and Judgment of surgeons at their best. Chew up! The country is safe and the home secure. Otto Fischer, "secretary of the Bakery and Confectionery Workers' International Union of America," an nounced at Kansas City that mothers may go on baiting home made bread with out sticking a label on the dough. Worcester, Mass., has a woman base ball "fan," and she Is 70 years old Mrs. George A. Austin, b'he has attended nearly every game of the local base ball club for the lait three years. She says she owes her health and, perhaps, her life, to the Inspiration of diamond con tests. W. E. Johnson, chief special officer of tbe United States Indian service, in a recent book, says thk.t the name of the island on which the city of New York was founded was derived from the In dian memory of their first entertainment by Hendrick Hudson. They called It Manahacbtanienk, which, being done Into the vernacular, means "Place-whera-we-all-got drunk. Of what waa the nature of the Manhattan cocktail that left such a glowing memory T CLOSE VOTE EI MAINE. New Terfc WorM: Maine went "wet" by only twenty-six votes. But U was still a good deal ef a shower for a pr hlbltlnn state. Cleveland Plain Dealer: On the fsce of the returns Maine Is barely moist by twenty-sl votes, which are disputed. Put Inwardly she will now as always give her self the benefit of the doubt. Boston Transcript: F.ven the governor and council of Mains do not know whether repeal has a majority of X) or ,At any rate the prohibitory law. such aa It Is, Is pretty safe for some time to come. There Is no powerful mandate In a majority of 9. Philadelphia Iiedget: This vote does not repeal the prohibitory statute, but it does open the way. for reasonable legislation to regulate and restrain the now unli censed traffic In liquor that mads the "Maine law" In the cities and towns of the state a universal reproach. Philadelphia Record: All Maine has been celebrating the result of the vote on pro hibition with the wildest enthusiasm. The celebration has been conducted on alter nate daya by the prohibitionists and the opponents. No victory as ever so much celebrated as this, because the results of no previous election were announced and contradicted so many times. The contest was extraordinarily rlose, the official count showing a majority of only twenty for the repeal of the prohibitory pro vision of the constitution. The conse quence probsbly will be local option and a high license. A raetnr In Pnbllc Life. Chicago Post. There eaji be no question as to the breadth, the keenness, the depth of Judge Grosscup's Intellect. His Is undoubtedly one of the ablest minds In public life to day. If It Is to be devoted In the future to furthering the solution of the public problems upon which it has played In the past, the public will welcome Its separation from work that it found to be hampering. Better Heed the AJ'arainar. New York Tribune. The- shoe machinery trust and the kindling wood trust are both attacked under the Sherman act In one day. How long will It be before the combinations realize that the law and the government mean business? a Follette says: "In the preparation of this narrative for The American Magazine I have no literary intent whatsoever. I am not writing for the sake of writing, nor for the mere purpose of relating the events of my political life. I have not yet reached the secluded age when a man writes his autobiography for the enjoy ment the exercise gives him. " Every line in this narrative is written for the express purpose of exhibiting the struggle for a more representative govern ment which is going foward in this country, and to cheer on the fighters for that cause." The story of the Insurgent Movement, in the guise of an autobiography by Senator La Follette, will open in the Ame MAGAZINE for October, now on all news-stands, 15c.; $1.50 year. SMTXINO REMARKS, "Tea. aaid Farmer Comtoasel. T rea every one of those speeches you primed. In tbe Record. ' "Did thev benefit nut "Yes. sir. I won the two dollars Zeh Perkins bet that it couldn't be done."-e Washington Btsr. "Breaking of that bear jron lrtTled." "What about ItT" "I notice you modify Its else to yrms vsrinns listeners." "Well. I never tell a man more than I think he'll believe." Louisville Courier. Journal. . a sdHXiXS3 "Jim Bcrlbner Is In great Inrk. He n, his new comlo opera to Fake Sk Work over and they lost It." "Do you call that great ltiokf" "Burs. They compromised with Mm for 1.77." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "T notice frtnee .Ttmshy haa become ait aviator he bss ceased to boast of his family." "Whst bss that to do with 1tr "T suppose it does not do an agistor good profesilonslly to be bragging of bis descent." Baltimore American. "Ruggles. I'm told that hunters In ta north woods once mistook you for a deer and shot at you. Is that true?" "Yes: thev were misled by the horns." "The horns? Great Pcottt Were yotl wearing horns?" "No. but the hunters had hid a few." Chicago Tribune. "Is there no place for a 'has been? "Yes; In vaudeville." "But whst could one d?" "One bss to do nothing when one 'has been connected with a society sen sation." Judge. Friend I suppose It was hard to lose your daughter? Father Well. It did seem as If It would be at one time, but she landed this fellow Just as we were beginning to give up hope. Buffalo Express. THE RAIN. It Isn't raining today, on city roofs and eaves. But In the far old forest. It's raining autumn leaves. And all about the village Where sun with shadow weaves, H Isn't raining silver phowers It's raining golden leave?. When sun with cloud Is hidden. And soft the zephyr grieves. Then to our thoughts unhidden. The rain of ripened leaves Renews sgaln the story Of death's dim mystery. And hints the golden gtorv Of life that yet shall he. REBECCA FAR SON M"KAT. Nearwood, Evanston, September 20. lTf ncan