Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, September 23, 1911, EDITORIAL, Page 10, Image 10
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W. CURBE5POKDENCE. Communications relating to newa and editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. AUGUST CIRCULATION. 47,543 Btete of Nebraska, County of Douglas, sa: Dwlght Wllllama, circulation manager of The Bee publishing company, being dulv sworn, says that the average dally circulation, lens spoiled, unused and re turned copies, (or the month of August, 1911, was 47.643. DWIOHT WILLIAM9. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before ma this 4th day of September. 1911. (beal.j ROBERT HUNTER. Notary Public. Subscriber lcarla the eltr temporarily honll have The Dec mailed them. A4dreaa will be chnns.'l na ofteai as requested. And now the Shoe trust Is pinched. Turn about Is fair play. Champ Clark helped to do It with his little hatchet speech. Now Mr. Borden may take up the burden Premier Laurier lays down. This Men and Religion movement starts out with an appealing name. The conservatives In Canada seem to have won by the use of radical talk. That man Kimmel will have to hurry if he expects to get into vaude ville this season. j Our amiable democratic contem porary disserts on liquor and politics. What a queer combination. How it must have made those benzoate of soda fellows sizzle when the Dr. Wiley verdict came in. ' No use to worry over the condition of the undeveloped Alaskan coal fields, when your bin Is empty. Canada swallowed the annexation bogey aa completeljy as some folks took Dr. Cook's north pole yarns. Never mind, there is nothing to prevent Omaha from enjoying rec iprocity with Council Bluffs and Lincoln. ' Soon the frost will be on the pump kin. It is rumored that Premier Laurier has already found a little on his patch. Three parades this year on Ak-Sar-Ben's Btreet pageant program, and every one of them worth going miles to see. How it must make those old '49era grin to watch the struggling aviators trying to follow the trail they marked out sixty years sgo. Those city hall officials evidently believe they should go on all the junkets while they can. Commis sion plan is coming. George Bernard Shaw says the United States is not much of a nation. Which clinches the argument that it Is the greatest of nations. The sudden disappearance . of Hackenschmldt suggests a possible community of Interest between the Russian Lion and Mona Lisa. Thus far the coast-to-coast flight, on, the part of both the Californlan and the New Yorker, appears to be the top-line farce of the season. Our old friend, Nathan Merrlam. ought to feel good enough now to write another letter to each mem ber of the United States senate. To tell Just how to raise a 11,000,000 endowment fund for the University of Omaha is as easy aa rolling off a log. But to raise it Is different. President Taft well says that the tariff bills he vetoed at the extra session were made with blacksmith's tools. They were the product of an endless anvil chorus. Mr. Bryan told the Canadians be never would again be a candidate for the presidency. He has never taken occasion to confide the secret to bis friends on the American side. The people would take more Inter est In the charges against Judge Grosscup, now that they have learned they are preferred by a magazine, If they knew who la behind the msga ilne. "Mike" Hatrington tripped him self up when he ascribed Harman's nomination in part to occupying a preferred position on the official primary ballot. He was evidently unaware that the ballots were re quired to be rotated, so that no one bad a preferred position. Mr. Har rington Is a lawyer, too. Canada Eejecti Reciprocity. I dinner table or tha banquet board be The overm helming defeat of pre-jcomM n Indispensable factor in pro mler. Laurier and hit rarty on the i moting. at least, formal friendship Issue of Canadian reciprocity with the United States Is Indeed surprising. The surprise is all the greater be cause the reports quite generally had foreshadowed an opposite result, and even the claims of the opponents went no further than a victory by a slight margin. While the Canadian elections had been ordered practically for the pur pose of ratifying or rejecting the rec iprocity agreement and the result must be taken as primarily a decision of that question, various other consid erations enter Into It and help to explain It. It is plain now that the influence of Great Britain to keep every part of the empire In commer cial subservience is much more pow erful in Canada than appears, on the surface, and the enemies of reciproc ity used with far-reaching effect the fear of ultimate annexation, toward which they told their people this would be a step? , What will be the consequences in this country of the rejection of rec iprocity by Canada lies In the realm of speculation. It Is our Judgment that It will be very small, Just as we believed the changes to be expected from reciprocity were largely exag gerated. Politically, President Taft's position ought, if anything, to be strengthened rather than weakened. The acceptance of reciprocity by con gress was a personal triumph of his, and the refusal of Canada to complete the bargain ought to reassure our people that they were not getting the worst of it. Of course, had President Taft put it up to Premier Laurier to secure Canadian ratifica tion first, he might have been saved much trouble, assuming that Canada would 'have decided as it did. The rejection of reciprocity also, it seems to us, vindicates the presi dent's vetoes of the democratic tariff bills, whose only excuse was that they were designed to make good to the farmer what he was to lose by reciprocity. The president can now appeal still more forcibly for the co operation of congress In scientific tariff revision along lines td be laid down by the tariff board. Taft's Eeasons Are Sound. The president's restatement of his reasons for vetoing the three make shift tariff bills put up to him by the democrats and their insurgent allies in the late session of congress is di rect, frank and forceful, and will sat isfy all who are not determined not to be satisfied. He was and Is com mitted to tariff revision along scien tific lines. He had promised himself and pledged the people to work for that kind of revision. He says he could not find it in any of the three bills he vetoed "I could find no ar gument which would satisfy my con science." Yet he is denounced by his critics for not smiting bis conscience and stultifying himself by signing the bills. The opposition claims for Itself the right to do what It calls keeping faith with the people, but it denies the same right to the president. The American people have not strayed so far from fundamental principles of equal justice as to applaud or award such unfairness as that. The coali tionists in congress maintain they were consistent In their tariff con duct. The president insists he was. The president had proposed and the majority of the opposition had ap proved. In the Sixty-first session, the scientific revision plan, which in volved the 'tariff board and it was this opposition, itself, which fixed the date of the tariff board's report ing December, 1911. The president insisted on awaiting this board's re port, the opposition on going ahead without It. Who was consistent? It Is too late for the democrats and Insurgent republicans to make any thing of that argument. The president shows effectually that the tariff bills put up to him were hastily drawn. Ill-considered and, while touted as popular meas ures, never submitted to the people or outsiae representatives for their consideration, as Is customary. They were thrown together in pancake fashion in the house and the only changes made in them were such as would reconcile petty differences be tween house democrats and senate Insurgents, not . from point of principle, but to Insure their passage it was anything to pass the bills. And these are the meas ures the president, faithfully seek ing to bring about intelligent, help at a . . iui, nonesi tariff revision is de nounced for vetoing. Wa mistake If the American people do not rally to the support of the president in his manly, honest course and resent the presumptuous attitude of bis demo cratic critics. Frfll Stomach Lieht Heart. The banquet board has Its place In business, society, politics and even diplomacy. As a bridge of peace it naa spanned chasms of discord be tween men and nations, and where no discord reigned, it has promoted good will and fostered friendship. It may not be the highest compliment to bur spiritual natures to ssy that they are orten best fed through our stomachs, but It is a truth. A full stomach orten makes a light heart. The festal board has a psychological value too great to ignore. The Infant cries when it is hungry, ine smau toy and the grown-up boy each is in a much milder humor when well fed. Hospitality Is never fully expressed without the well-ladened table. In this day of diplomacy, of what, in every phase of life, we might even call the virtue of deceit, the and goodfellowship as the forerunner snd complement of business snd re sults. It is an entirely laudable custom. It saves time in this busy -day and soothes feelings, sometimes illy ani mated. The very fact of men of op posing ideas getting their feet under the same table, partaking of the same viands, in the demand thus made upon common amenities, has its ef fect as a non-irritant and with all the possibilities of such an occasion developed, becomes a prime factor in hearty good will and peace. Why could not the employer and employe, in their disputes, adopt the banquet board as an instrument of friendly negotiation, at least? ' The Task of Reorganizing. While peopie have talked for years of dissolving trusts and compelling them to bring their organizations and operations within the purview of law, only now, following Judicial di rection, the most powerful of these industrial organizations have been dissolved, technically, and are trying to reorganize on what will be ac cepted as a legal basis. But they are finding the task quite equal to the acumen and skill that have made them the great Institutions they are. Reports say that counsel for the Harvester trust and the government are in close consultation as to ways of complying with the law's demands, not trying to evade the law, but to satisfy it to the fullest extent. The Steel trust, it is said, "is making strenuous efforts to meet the de mands of the government, but by reason of the complexity of the situ ation little headway has yet been made." It is a formidable task and a new one, to tear to pieces and build up on an entirely different plan, such gigantic combinations of Industry and wealth. This, of course, strikes the lay mind as more or less of an anomaly and arouses some incredulity. People have come so generally to question every move of a great corporate com bine that they find It difficult now to believe there is anything in the line of technical construction which they cannot easily do. But thle is hardly a fair view. In any event the diffi culty of the task must suggest how vsry far out of plumb with the pres ent .demand of the law our trend of industrial combination had gone. The Sherman law is not new, though our interpretation of its Rr.nnn In We simply have come to a new era. new system In such things, which requires a real effort to live up to it in good faith. "If you were to take all the churches out of the city," declares one of our most prominent pastors, 'real estate prices would slump 50 per cent within year." Doubtless true, understanding It to mean tak ing out all the churches and keep ing them out. We venture to sug gest, however, that an equally great, If not greater, slump would be pro duced by taking all the newspapers out of the city and keeolna them out. "The conservatives are committed to a policy of trade expansion within the empire and a closed door against the United States." That is worse than conservatism; It Is Imperialism and of the kind, which, if carried to its logical results," would set Canada back much more than the defeat of reciprocity could ever advance it. Canada's best Interests demand close contact, commercially and otherwise, with the United States. In building the Nebraska repub lican state platform, the platform makers must have had unconscious prescience when they forgot to men tion reciprocity. A Forget Itl . Bt. Louis Globe-Democrat The early opening of the Pine Ridge Reservation lands recalls that there, at a place called Wounded Knee, was fought the last battle with the Indians. And mis naa so mucn more the appearance of a slaughter than a battle that the sooner we forget It the better. - War Not Complete the Ticket T St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Senator Cummins is unwilling to con sider any other man than La Follatta for the republican nomination next year. While he is about It he may as well pick the candidate for vice president,' thus re lieving the country from any anxiety in the matter and himself of any cause for dissatisfaction. GOVERNORS ON GUARD. ieveiana riain Dealer: it would seem that the governors have taken a wholly proper step to elucidate a difficult prob lem which concerns, or la likely at any time to concern, every state in the union. The three governors selected to argue the matter before the supreme court have it In their power to perform a publio serv ice. New York-Times: The uprising of the governors la defense of state rights might with wisdom and propriety have been dlrectedj into more promising channel. But It is not a bad thing at all that the subject has been brought up la a way to Invite the attention of the people to the lines still existing on the map which de fine the outlines of the states. Some of our statesmen, progressive In another way, have of late shown a disposition to attempt the effacement of state lines. Philadelphia Record. When the people of the United States set about the estab lishment of self-government they were extremely careful in molding their con tltutlon not to set up a federal tyranny to supplant a regal tyranny. They kept In their own hands the great body of their liberties, only surrendering so much as was necessary to establish a republic of free commonwealths prepared for uni ted defense against outside aggreaaion. The unanimous move of the forty-six gov. ernors to protest against further federal Invasion of states' rights seems to show that the mass of the American people have not changed their minds. DJooklnBackwanl IhisDav inOmalia 1 l COMPILED FROM BF.E riLF! r SEPT. 23. Thirty Years Ago The Pleasant Hours club held Its an nual business meeting at the Board of Trade rooms and elected the following Officers: C. E. Pqulres, president; K. M. Ross, treasurer; W. F. McMillan, secre tary; executive committee. A. E. Touia- lln, Major John B. Furay, Lieutenant Foot. E. P. Peck. President Squires, who Is serving his eighth term, announced that Boyd's opera house had been secured for the coming season's parties' and the dates fixed for November z. November IS, December 2. December 30, January 25, 1882; February 21 and April 10. The party given December 30 will be the Centennial party given by the club, and ex traordinary efforts will be put forth to make It not only the social event of the season, but the greatest that Omaha has ever seen. Local marksmen are trying out a new red clay shell for pigeon shooting. Mem bers of the Sportsmen's club, Messrs Hughes. Hathaway and Mills, shot at the new pigeons today. The scores didn't run up very high, but the boys had plenty of fun. Little Millie Groff. daughter of Lewis A. Groff of the firm of Groff & Mont gomery, was thrown out of a buggy on St. Mary's avenue while riding to school and severely bruised. Dr. Coffman made rui I that no bones were "broken. Millie la an attractive girl of about 12 years and popular with her companions. Members of the Jewish community be gan today the celebration of their re ligious holiday of Rosh-Hashona. Sun Chung Lung, the celestial gentle man and his wife, whom he married last week, have already parted company. Two burglaries are reported, one of the residence of George E. Prltchett on Eighteenth street, between Farnam and Douglas, and another at the residence of George Thrall on the corner of Nineteenth and Douglas. The water company today turned over to the city the remainder of the dis tributing system, which Includes the ter ritory near Boyd's packing house and at the lower end of Tenth street. The only portion of the water suppty system re maining to complete is that on Cuming street, west of Saunders street. Burt Pierce, foreman painter at Medtmber & Daily's wagon shop, was made happy today by being presented with a twelve-pound girl baby. The Bohemians of this cUy sent an other 100 florins to Prague for the new national theater, making $300 already sent Miss Allle Powers left for Wiener, where she will handle the reins of gov ernment of one of the schools in that vicinity. i Mrs. Lyman Richardson and daughter. Miss Minnie, left this afternoon for a few weeks' visit east. Superintendent J. F. Clark, Division Superintendent P. J. Nichols and E. M. Morsman, general manager of the Union Pacific express arrived home from an extensive trip over the Union Pacific, and report everything O. K. Twenty Years Ag At the convention of the Nebraska Woman's Christian Temperance union one delegate proposed that the daily papers have copies each day en a table in the convention hall so the convention era might know how the papers wars treating them. Dr. P. 8. Merrill took occasion to aeeure the women they need have no fears as to the fairness and cor rectness of the reports so far aa The Be was concerned. Cltv Attorney Poppleton said ths bond arlven by the Ketchum Furniture com pany of Toledo to bind Us contract to furnish the city ball was absolutely worthless. ; Robert W. Baxter, it was announced. had resigned his position as western su perintendent of the Baltimore unio railroad and would be appointed super intendent of one of the western divisions of the Union Pacific. William W. Nason and Miss Cora M. Smith were married at high noon by Rev. Father McMenomy at St. Francis Xa- viefs church. They took up their home at Seventh -and Milts streets. Bloodshed was narrowly averted In the nnuneU chamber In a . clash between Councilman Specht and Ed Morearty over the charges of bribery In connection wivn the contract to furnish the city hall. Mnnartv was one of the members ac cused by Bpecht and he called Specht a coward and dared him to name the men. itm waa before Specht had named them.) ' Specht did and told Morearty he itMin mora than some toikb wanted him to, which he seems to have done. .' ' Ten Years Ago jiiAm Mcpherson, sitting at Council Bluffs, knocks out as Invalid, three Ne braska statutes, the one enacted in mot, r.o-niatinir the charges to be made by the South Omaha stock yards for feeding ni vardlne cattle and the two laws enacted In 189T for the regulation of fire inanrancA companies K. F. Morearty announces his with drawal from the fusion party peoples and damoeratlo to Join the republicans. Mr. Henry T. Clarke, preliminary to his marriage, entertained his ushers and a w other men friends at nls home, cov ers being laid for fourteen. The guests were Messrs. Ban Bates or uemver. Scott Brown of Chicago, Luther Kountse, irr.H Runt In. Frank Crawford, Linn sner wood. Wing Allen. Ross Towle, Charlei Taunt. Gordon Clarke, J. L. Faxton, Tunner eind Herbert Gannett. Mr. Herbert Gannett entertained friends at a luncheon at the Omaha club in honor of Henry T. Clarke. Jr., who was to be mirr led in tiro days Mr. amd Mrs. H, L. Cummins went to Kansas City for a few days. Mra Nathan E. Adams returned from Minneapolis, where she spent the sum mer. nave Tow Beard' MePheveoa? Beaton Transcript. It is entirely possible that some of the ftrai ludaea In the weat have been 11s- tunini to the remarks or the governors, for It was Judge Smith McPnerson In the tA.rmi eourt of Iowa, who on Baturday iAA in favor of the State railroad commission against the express compan ies. He dissolved the temporary injunc .inn aaainet the lowering of exprs rates, ordered by the commission, so that these rates: which are 15 per cent i-.r than the present, will go late ef- r.t October first. Judge McPherson has not hitherto been noted for his antl-cor poratlon decisions. Modern Iaeproveiaeate. Chicago News. Mount Etna Is throwing out more lava in a. week than it did In a month during its former eruption. Maybe It has caught up with tbs times and Is using steam shovels- In Other Lands Id Mcbts en What la Trana. plrlnc Among 'the fr and Far - Tiatleas of the Earth. Old World Troubles. The old world is In a moat distressing condition. From the eaatern shores of the Atlantic to the Bering sea. disaster, famine, pestilence and human discontent afflicts nations and people to a startltoj degree, making the struggle for existence uncommonly severe. Look at the map and follow the accounts fc they have ap peared and do appear in the news col umns from day to day. Great Britain Is slowly recovering from the distress snd turmoil of a labor war, leaving in the magazine enough powder to generate an other explosion on slight provocation. The division of the loot of Morocco be tween France and Germany menaces the peace of Europe. Revolutionary out breaks and labor strikes send warnings to the throne of Alfonso and brings the ret-ponee of martial law. The new re public of Portugal manifests signs of fear and fatigue, and is diligently raiding churches and convents for armed con spiracies and loot, while armed bands of monarchists are drilling In spots along the borders. Bread riots In France and Austria tell only too plainly the severity of the struggle for existence. Cholera casts a deadly shadow over parts of Italy, while Mount Etna Is devastating Its crowded slopes In Sicily. Further to the east conditions are even worse. Cholera prevails ln parts of Asia Minor and Is reported to have crossed the bor ders of Russia, where for the moment it Is overshadowed by assassination and terrorist repression. Famine, the oldest Inhabitant of India, Is again abroad I ) that unfortunate land, so much so that the coronation durbar planned to be held at Delhi Vn December has been greatly modified owing to the scarcity of food for man and beast. Drouth has wrought frightful devastation In the district of Gujarat. The great Tang-ste-Klang valley of China, embracing the finest grain lands In the center of the empire, has been overwhelmed by flood and 100,000 persons are believed to have perished. On top of this disaster come revolution ary disturbances which arrest the hands extended with relief. In western Flberla and eastern Russia the crop failure is so complete than tnlmals and fowl are al most given away or allowed to perish in order to save for man what little food Is left. Clouds of grasshoppers are in tensifying the distress. Some disquieting symptoms might be noted in the new world, but they are trifling In compari son with the troubles and trials of na tional neighbors. Hopefal Slarna for Ireland. Justin McCarthy, former chairman of the Irish Parliamentary party, waxes Joyful over the prospect of Ireland soon realizing Its hope of home rule. Writing to the New York Independent he re views the situation so vastly improved by the restricted veto power of the House of Lords and the gTeat change in British publio sentiment In favor of Ireland demands. The moving power lp this change of sentiment he traces to the late King Edward acid asserts that King George Is equally desirous of removing all sources of political discontent. In Ireland. "No Irishman," writes Mr. Mc Carthy, "has ever lived during a time so full of hopeful and happy augury for hl country, and It must Indeed be some utterly unimaginable catastrophe which could now all of a sudden bring those seemingly certain promisee to mere frus tration. Ireland ftt living a ltfe entirely new to her a life bringing nothing but hope and promise.' The Irish people will soon have set clearly and decisively be fore them the task great enough to call for the moblest qualities of the noblest race, and at the same time not beneath the capacity Of any people capable of appreciating the value of freedom." Salnttna- the Nw Republic Great Britain. Austria, Germany. Italy and Spain have united In an official sa lute to the new republic of Portugal, and reluctantly tipped their chapeaus to Pres ident Arrlaga. To a constitutional ruler new In the business and holding down a new seat, a salute from the diplomats of monarchies Is a cheering sign of Increas ing acquaintance and should make him feel that a salary of $20,000 a year and M.OOO for official expenses Is not too much as a starter. President Arrlaga Is s lawyer of distinction, and has a great pull with all groups of the republican party. His term is four years and he Is not eligi ble for re-election. Opportunities Paaaed TTp. What Is the matter with American arch itects? Ten years ago Australia decided to build a new capital in the virgin wilderness of New South Wales. Compe tition waa invited from the architects of the world and very tempting Inducements offered. American responses were re grettably few, compared with the number from European countries, a fact which prompted the authorities to reject all plans and advertise again. Competition is now open, with purses of I8.SO0 for the first $3,660 tor the second and $2,450 for the third accepted design. American arch- tects are assured of a shade better than a fair deal from the Australians, la the Kladersrartea Claaa. Ths youthful emperor of China, Just paat fire and a half years, has entered the kindergarten class aa a starter in the educational scheme of Manchu royalty. Before his mother, the empress dowager, was gathered to her ancestors, she penned this command to the youngster's tutors: "At the present time, when intercourse between all parts of the world la freely developed and civilization Is ever increas ing, It behooves them above all to Incul cate a clear impression of the progress of constitutional government during the last few decades, and of the development of sound learning, special stress being laid on. the needs of the day." For a country that has not been bur dened with richea for a century, Ireland supplies a startling example of riches showered on officials. Redmond Barry, liberal member for Tyrone, has vacated his seat In Parliament for the lord chan cellorship, a position corresponding to that of an attorney general bt an Ameri can state, which carries a salary of $30. 000 a year and a pension of $20,000 a year on retirement. When the home rulers get control of the Jobs It will be worth while watching to see If the retrenchment knife reaches the salary or the occupant. So Asiwerlag Deft, Sioux Ctty Journal. On his first day of political speech maklsg President Taft Issued two chal lenges. At the time of going to press neither had been accepted. Costly Experience. Cleveland Plain Dealer. It has eost that British Columbia bank a great many dollars to find that locating a financial Institution next door to a police station doesn't do sway with the security afforded by a $13-a-week night watchman. ' -,..,.. I 1 -, . v'U'". , . .";;".,u" ' . the -v; People Talked About The Omaha version of the new thought plan of living ISO years Is a tallender In the race. In Bulgaria a steady butter milk diet la warranted to run the age score up to 2M. At the age of 73.' James 3. Hill, the kidnaper of the Burlington, hops up and down the stairs in Jiis St. Paul office with aa much agility as a monarchist duck ing bombs In Barcelona. The difference between a speech and a lecture, as defined by Speaker Champ Clark, lies not In the topic discussed, but In the box office treatment of the orator. A speech is free, a lecture Is paid for. Forty-six years ago James R. Earl of Denver, a veteran of the civil war. put In a claim against the government for $2.31, that being the amount which his pay check was short The bill was paid the other day. John Cavanagh, farmer of Portland. Conn., took his family to the Orange fair at Haddam Neck Labor day In a wagon drawn by ninety-six oxen, Mr. Cavanagh owns ten yoke of oxen him self and the other thirty-eight yoke he borrowed from the neighbors. The out fit covered this distance of twenty miles In five hours. WHITTLE! TO A POINT. "BliRgln Is constantly talking about his distinguished ancestors." "Yes." replied Miss Cayenne; "most of them are dead and can't resent the fa miliarity." Washington Star. "That publisher la mad because his rival has enticed away all his best funny writ cts. "Well, you must expect a man to be mad when he's lost his wits." Baltimore American. "Now that we are married," said the pretty chorus girl, "What do you propose to do?" "Why," replied the son of the million Abaoiufoly Puro Economizes Butter, Floor, Eggs; makes the food more appetizing and wholesome The only Baking Powder made from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar This is a story you i mrsan ' sha uud(B u nnnoduuu(B ' By A. E. IV. r.laaon U Authmf of " THE FOUR FCATHCtS," " THE BROKE ROAD," mtm. A story with an absorbing plot that takes hold of tho reader's Interest at the very start and holds It to the end. It will prove the great serial off the year. It begins In tho October Commence your next year's subscription with this number. It Is a typical number of Scribners and It will give you a very good idea of what you miss by not being a Scribner redder. ss.es a vsaai ss sshts S suawaji ' O HA ft LEM SORIB HER" BOMB, HEW YORK GUARANTEE FUND LIFE ASSOCIATION ORGANIZED JAM'AItY 2, 1&02. PURE PROTECTION' INSURANCE Assets, July 1. 1911 - . . . $553,223.34 Reserve Fund. July 1. 1011 432,622.20 fcecurities with btats Department. July 1. 1011 28O.05U.00 (To Secure Oar Insurance Oontraets.) Rate per thousand, age 35 (other ages lu proportion), 98.75 Depository Banks appointed, 781 Sdceased ia California, Indiana, Iowa, Xansaa, Montana, ST.braska, Worta Dakota, Orefon, South Dakota, IdxUo, Washlms-toa, Teaas asS Wyoming-, and prepartna te enter Clinoia and Xlcbia-aa. Ilea capable of produolnf taa best class of business wasted as State Manarers sad Solicitors. cook vr ov mxooBD. Home Office: Brandeis Building, Omaha, Neb. Telephone Douglas 7021. aire. "I think we had better keep It secret until I can get a good chance to break; the news to the governor when he is in a pleasant mood. . . . I But how long Is It likely to be before he gets Into that kind of a mood? "It's hard to tell. The stock market Is w j .... . . v , . i v, . 11 mAV win a dollar or two at poker some night knf Ar. , .. m-Alr la n ,1 frV "01lca AO Record-Herald. "I note that you do not appeal as oftn as formerly to the plain aense of tne common people." "No." answered Senator Sorghum: "I'm afraid 1 overworked that figure of speech. U encouraged my constituents to such an extent that. they are disposed to rely on their plan sense. Instead of on my advice." Washington Star. Mrs. Baye She Is simply mad on the subject of germs, and sterlises or filt ers everything in the house. "How does she get along with her family?" , Oh. even her relations are strained- Judge. I THE POET'S SOLITUDE. Lord Byron. To sit on rocks to muse o'er flood and fell. To Blouiy trace the forest's shady scene. Where things that own not man's domin ion dwell, And mortal foot hath ne'er or rarely been; To climb the trackless mountain all un seen, With the wild fleck that never needs a told. Alone o'er steeps and foaming falls to lean This is not solitude; 'tis but to hold Converse with Nature's charms and view her stores unrolled. But midst the crowd, the hum, the shock of men, To hear, to see. to feel, and to possess. And roam along, the world's Urad deni zen. With none who bless us, none whom we can bless; Minions of splendor, shrinking from dis tress! None that, with a kindred consclensness embued, If we were not, would seem to sniile the less Of all that flattered, followed, sought and sued; This Is to be alone: this, this Is solitude! will want to read! nn