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Bleat of the Innocent Bystander
Hiq BEES (Jitmoi Bipi'May BooAr
TIIE BEE: OMAHA. FRIDAY. SEPTEMBER. If-,' 1911.
rhe ee
p)age
Ik I
'what do you know about this cJaujn.H.i
'mo say that music make the cows giw
"Inwrf rhetr milk better?" demanded tht
fgu!r Fellow
"WU. a cat ana fiddle mad a to
tump ovr the moon, you know. v reminded
the Innocent Eyrtander. "Po why shouldn't
a little high class music mak a cow a bit
generous? My Idea of It la that the tora
dor's song from Carman.' and "Little But
tercup' from 'Pinafore' would make any
thoughtful cow irlfnt a quart or two.
"My Idea? I to try the effect of mueto on
th milkman and aee If he will gtvi a few
plnta of cream Instead of that chalk, and
water stuff Wouldn't that be a great lit
tle Idea to be waiting with a vlo:in or a
'cello or a slide trombone when the milk
man rattles up In th morning and thi :
and then' give- him a r.eat llttla serena 1
with a fiddle or a horn.. Of course, mos
cows have at least one horn, hence th .
musical disposition; but a milkman h.i
seldom anything more musical than a seMe
of prices.
"Imagine greeting the early milkman
with a few ' strains from the Merry
Widow,' or Die Wslkure,' or sonle of thost
grand productions! rop't you suppose he
would relent and add a little regular cream
to the mornln? handout? I do!
"Music y ith charms to soothe a savage
b(est am', why not a milkman's'' A neat
little, soii.im on the piccolo ought to make
a milkman unbend if It can make a cow
relent. Of course, the strains of music
might cause a row to stumble and strain
the milk.
. "All. we have to do now Is to find the
rtMht kind of tunes to play to a hen to
Personal .Opinion
The majority of men guage women by
the quality of the woman nearest to them
Arabella Kcnealy.
it is when we are away from people that
we understand one's real feelings for them.
Lucas Cleeve.
There Is only one thing the matter wlt'a
the poor; and that Is that they have bo
money. (i. K. Chesterton.
Nowadays every Tom, Dlek and Harry
rrume to know how to govern the state.
-Prof. Henry Jones. '
It is of use to have a reputation for
Tueerness; it tain one many solitary
momenta of peace. Louise de la Ramee.
Loretta's Looking Glass-Held Up to the
6o you are studying typewriting and'
stenography, to help your husband-to-be.
Tou are guilty bf first-class feminine iolly.
"What? Isn't a wife supposed to be a
help mats?" you cry.
"Supposed," is good. This U exactly what
She is meant to be. But at the rate you
are going In th wrong direction, it bids
fair never to become more than a suppose
tien.
Ths right way for you to help is by
doing your own work well, Instead of en
4eavortnjr to do your- husband's Indiffer
ently. And can't you see that you are
cheating yourself by getting down on the
level with a paid employe? Tou should
be a proprietor, the manageress of an in
stitution. Tour home Is certainly Just as
important as the store or office that your
buabaad-to-be owns or manages.. He can
hire a stenographer. One far . better
quipped, probably, to do what he requires,
than you will ever be. Tou see she make
a business of stenography; her position
and her wages depend upon the excellence
of her shorthand and typewriting. She
gives It un divided Mind., and a business
like attention, while you would give only
ttie part Of ydur time and energy which
was left after your necessary duties as a
wife. I never knew a woman who tried to
hold down both jobs who did not make a
marvelous success In blotching each on.
Anyway you haven't any right - te do It,
Ton owe it to the army of homemakers
to demonstrate the fact that their work
1 so essential' to th welfare of the world,
that all your time, all your energy, all
your Imagination, your talent, your charm
and your enthusiasm are not too much to
give to U.
Just the other day I listened to the wail
of a woman who had made the mistake
G
Nubs of Knowledge
J
Paper was made from asbeMos In 1T20.
Fahrenheit invented his thermometer In
ITU. ..... -
' i
Jean Picaxd measured the biz ot ihe
earth In WTX
TMamorid polishing was Indented by Lud
wlg von Berkem. a Belgian. In 147V
AndrA Verrochi of Italy was th firs
to. take cast from the face in 146
Koraa. sac red book of the Mohammedans.
was divulged by Mohammed in 610.
The percussion method of Igniting gun.
I powder In muskets was invented by a
minister In 1S07.
fttngl horse rcing was instituted ia sts
B..C
. .
Thr kaleidoscope toy waa Invented In
jna s
Charlotte russe first became a dessert
In m .
.Nearly every man m Russia wears a
beard. At .one time It was th general be
lief In Russia that a man without a beard
was soulless. -
"MU6IC!"
make ho.r lay eggs, and then we can con
tinue to seek out the proper music to play
to a tree to make It grow apples, and a lilll
to sprout potatoes, to say nothing of a vine
to give crapes or a tree to produce
peaches, pears, or whatever Its specialty
Is. The crowning accomplishment wt!I be
having an orchestra serenade a boas to
make him give a raise of salary.
"What a chance!" murmured the Reg
ular Fellow, sceptically.
"Well, aa I said, music hath charms to
soothe a savage breast," remarked the In
nocent Bystander. '
(Copyright, 1311, by the N. T. Herald Co.)
Matrimony
Wedlock is a padlock.
Better be half hanged than 111 wed.
Man's best fortuae or his worst Is a
wife.
He that tells his wife news la but newly
wed.
Good management Is better than good
income.
A wife 1 the dearest, and often the
dearest.
No subject cut so deep, for good or 111.
Into th nation' life as marriage and di
vorce; Archbishop of Canterbury.
that you are Just now etarting to achieve.
She happens to be the wife of a grocer;
but she, too. had aspirations "to help''
her husband. So she waited on customer
and kept books. Th years passed and the
babies came. Eh continued to assist him.
And she 'kept "girl" to look after her
horrie and the children. ' Now, she sighs,
btcaus the Children are obstreperous; and
her husband cannot grasp the idea that
the work of homemaklng. which she has
allowed him to underestimate, by will
ingly putting It aside for his business, can
not be done with the wife away most of
the time. And she, achingly confesses that
he does not seem to estimate her assist.
ance in the store as of great value.
But the worst of it is. that they know
so much about the same thing, his busi
ness, that they never have any of th
Intimate Interest to talk about with th
seat of Ignorance. He experience all th
discomfort of an .unrestful home. And she
knows' so little about the house that she
cannot talk entertainingly about It. And
business Is so dull, as an Inspiration te
conversation, when both know all the
harrowing detail. So th husband and
wife have not the entertainment of con
trasting Interests. The wife (ay she ha
made a great mistake, lost much that was
better tor herself than anything she had
made for herself or her husband in the
business.
And I knew a brilliant college girl who
took a year in law to be able to "sympa
thise" with her husband. She wrote me.
making fun of her own fait notion that
the man who chose her for hi wife wanted
"legal'' sympathy. She uses these very
words "I am learning to adapt all th
vague and half-useless graining of my
year' at college to' the need of th very
best career In the world, homemaklng. I
Bees Solved Problem
J
The lueen of fheba once paid a visit to
King Solonon. of v. hot Wisdom she. had
heard so much. ?h made up her mind
to see If the king was really a wise as
they said "he w-as
She brought with her . from, her home
some beautiful pots of flowers - Some were
real and had grown in her own garden;
but some had been made by her maidens,
and looked so real that it was almost im
possible to tell them from the real ones.
One day she had all these pots of flow
ers brought before the king, snd she said:
"Your majesty, it has been said that you
are the wisest of men. If you are so wise.
I pray thee, -tell me which of these flow
are' real and which have been made by
my maids "
For some time Solomon looked at th
fiower without being able to tell which
were real and which were not. because the
colors were so natural and the perfume o
beautiful. Hi fac brightened a he sud
denly went to th window and Uuaw t
open. In few minute th bees began to
fly into the room, and then aettled on th
real flower, to get their honey, but they
did not. go near th other. .
Solomon then said: "Your majesty, with
th help of the bees. I have snswered your
question Can I serve you further?"
."King Solomon.' V. said, be queen of
Sheba. "rtuntly do men call you the wiseat
of men." Philadelphia Public Ledger .
corriMMT. nil. iTTt
Husband Helper
wih I had studld the chemistry of foods
and the practical . application of physics
to household lighting, heating and plumb
ing. I ' am too busy helping my husband
by doing my own work and making a real
home for him to fool away time on brief
Anyway, h ha an excellent clerk." Learn
from the husband helpers who know how.
HORACE. I WANT YOU TO DO -SOME A
I NOfB WOSJsr FOR MC j
1 MISS rCSW,THe flOCITIONI.STV , - ' N ( " ' ' M6t T. a5 vtr
GST SKETCH Of NER PROFILE 1eoSS J In&ta J O" MOOStl r1f
VyP PICTURE OP HE ILOCVTin) ) 2Z) TwSSjU Jjwy
SPEAKlNfir LIKENESS,') C?JSrWfSv,5 HWK
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The Weekly Bumble Bee
VOL. I.
THE BUMBLE BEE.
A. STINGER...
...Editor
Communications welcomed,
and neither signature nor re
turn postage reijuirvd. Ad
dress the Editor.
Help.
One thing Omaha can't com
plain ot in connection v.un
the .h4nge to me comir.iss.oa
form o( government, and inai
is lack ot a Jvn e Ail. trie Out
side experts are dtding juot
now. it mirfhi help a little
it they would keep still for a
time, and give tne home folka
a chance to figure it out for
themselves. The voters, you
know are the ones wno have
tne last say.
Possibility.
What do you suppose would
happen if the voters of the
Third Nebraska district should
send to congress a republican,
just a plain republican with
out any qualifying or descrlp
tie sub-utle?
It mitht happen, you know,
such republicans exist, right
here in Nebraska.
Tolling,.
Ta Roi;rke s young men are
toil.ng these days to tome pur
pose. If they had made a noise
last spring like they are mak
ing now. it's a cinch ttiat Den
ver wouldn t have been able
to d'kpoe of Hagerman and
O'Brien quite so early, if it
wanted to win the peanut.
Kwlnence.
Omaha has gained at least
one distinction in the state it
may be proud of. More of Us
boys and girls, in proportion,
attend the great University
of Nebraska than come from
any other town of the state.
In this may be found the
basis for Justifiable boast.
First.
Just te show that Douglas
county rslses something be
sides Hades, the first honors
for collective agricultural ex
hibit was again awarded to
her representatives st the
state fair. It will pav soma
jealous folks to take notice.
5nentlal.
An Individual who will carry
about a large sum of money
done up In a sack and an
oyster can need not be sur
prised to find himself th
object of a murderous aasault.
It Is hut the natural end of
hi own folly.
Hospitality.
The visiting postmasters
have no occassion to complain
that thev were not well treated
in Omaha. Hospitalltv that
goes to the limit of permitting
guests to ignore the speed
limit on snort wagons Is the
real sort
hew iwa ctohm nuMi mr tow nuaia coj.
'School" of Whales on Land
Cornwall, England, recently enjoyed the
sensation of a visit from a "school' of
whale. ; Of the hundred or ' more In the
school, sixty whales swam too clos on
the inflowing tide. .When the tide began
to recede the whale tried to make a short
cut for the open sea and were stranded
h'gh and dry on a stretch of sand ad
Joining the harbor. The school was made
up principally of cows and their cslves,
varying In length' from six to twenty-five
feet.' When first stranded they lashed the
water with great fury, churning It Into
foam and attracting the attention of the
townspeople, who went out by the boat
load. '
"And then." according to the corre
spondent of a London newspaper, "an un
restrained, wicked butchery of the whales
by boys began. They used their pocket
knives so freely that the area covered by
OMAHA, SEPTEMBER 15, 1911.
"A Merciful Man it Merciful to Hii Beast."
IUL HL'iENETER AND HIS AUTO.
BILL AND HIS BUGGY
Hoot Colonel Huseneter
Gets Along with His
Little Automobile.
"A merciful man Is merci
ful to his beast," says Col
onel Bill Huseneter, and he
practices what h preaches
Colonel Bill has a dinky
little one-lunged automobile
that he uses in the course of
buslneas with the Standard Oil
and other grasping monopolies
In his capacity as oil Inspector
for the great state of Ne
brasky. And on this machine
he practices his motto.
When he tomes to a routi
place In the road he gets out
and gently pushes or leads
his auto across the bad going,
and when the road Is smooth
and nice again, h mount and
r.des.
At time, when he thinks th
machine la tired carrying him,
he carries th machine. L'n
drr this plan, he cover many
mile of paved atreets ach
day, and occasionally ven
tures Into the country, some
times getting as far as a mile
aay.
Thete latter excursions are
not made very frequently, as
ICEOUT OF THE BIVEB
Flood of Ralu and Melting
Snow Following Thaw
Statrta Breakup.
Resident of Omaha were
aroused from clumber late on
Tuesday night by the crash
ing thunders that attended
the breaking up of the lee In
the Missouri river. Since the
middle of April the covering
ha laid on the stream, grow,
thicker with each night'
frost, until it bad attained en
urprecedented depth. The
downpour of rain on Sunday
and Monday, accompanied by
the melting of the deep snow
that covered the country.
one of them was attended with
something of an adventure.
Celonel Bill was out on East
O street. bowling merrily
along, and had gotten about
six blocks beyond the car
tracks when the machine
stopped. He Investigated and
found his gasoline had run
out. He had just about given
up. when along cam a man
driving a light buggy, and
provd a good Samaritan by
towing the oil inNpector back
to the city.
m m
..J
the mammals became a shambles. In some
cases the ends of the pectoral fins were
cut off. This unrestricted etabblng and I
cutting.' which caused great , bloodshed,
was eventually cheeked by Intervention of
the authorities. Those whales which had
ben brutally cut were put out of their
misery with revolvers, under the direction
of the officer commanding the Coastguard
division. Later, with the high water, most
of the whales got off to sea. The casualty
list totalled about twenty-five.
A few of the living whales apparently
lost all sense of direction and remained
bout the water on the foreshore sands so
languidly that they were again left high
and dry.
The willow is one of the most adaptable
of plants. A willow switch stuck In the
wet ground will almost Invariably take
root and become a tree.
No. 254.
PERSONAL.
Colonel Ed Slier was again
in our midst during the week
snd was heard to say he Is
coming to like the place.
Th Bert Hltchcocks got
bsck from Msrblehead and
other eastern points. They
like to come home once in a
while.
Colonel Wes Cook of Blair
enjoyed the air of the metrop.
oils while the P-ms were
here. As Wes is used to hot
air. he wasn't at all het up.
Colonel BUI Maupin lett the
paper for Iick and Brother
Charlie to get out, while he
managed the labor convention
In Omaha BUI U a versatile
cuss, all right.
Colonel John L. 'Webster, one
of best known and rising
atty's-at-law, came back dur
ing the week to look after his
practice. He had a case In tuc
federal courts. Colonel Wen
sier spent some time at Atlan
tic City, and a little money.
flooded the ice to the depth Ot
many feet, and with the
weight of the water from
above and the prestur of the
imprisoned llood below, the
ice was broken.
ye editor w on bis usual
round of duty, snd rushed to
the bank of the river, Just
above the smelter, at the flrrt
sound. The sight presented
was indescribably wonderful
anu inipiessive. a most re
markable lesson in the power
of nature's forces when un
controlled. Great masses of ice, acres
in extent, torn from the solid
surface, reared hundreds of
feet into the air. upheld by
the rushing waters, only to
topple back with terrific
force, the crash resounding
like sslvos of artillery, while
the waters were dashed in
sheets In all directions by the
mighty spleen. Again and
again wss this repeated, until
the Ice was broken Into bits,
and the river was filled with
a swirl of grinding, crunching
cakes, being hurried on to the
south.
The bridges were soon filled
with throngs of people who
had been aroused by the noise,
and who hastened to view one
of the grandest sights ever
witnessed In this vicinity.
Very little damage waa done
to property, as the Ice seems
to have left the river clear
below, gnd no gorge was
formed. The cold weather of
Wednesday and Thursday
made It seem likely that a
gorge would result, but all
danger of this haa now
parsed.
Colonel Welsh, our pet little
weather maker. says he
thinks the winter Is' about
over now. snd that we may
look for some warm weather
for a few daya
72ns is Biq
DayWe
September 15, 1911.
Xatrj and AcMress.
Mrcedet V. ADbott, 1343 6outh Tkirty -
Gertrud Allen, 8021 Chicago Bt."
Aonle Barmlb, 1122 North Twentieth
Edwin Barrowclough, 2626 Decatur St
Louis Barta, 1420 South Twelfth St Comenlus 189
EtrUna Brown, 1311 Davenport St Cass 1904
Olive R. Brown, 2124 North Twenty-elxth St High 1894
JoTlne. E. P. Bruechert, 3110 South Thirteenth St Lincoln 1901
C. Eulelura Bruechert, 3110 South Thirteenth St. . . .Lincoln 1900
Mary V. Burt, 514 South Twenty-second St Mason 1903
iElele Cohn, 2426 Blondo St
Arthur ChrUtensen,- 3421 Davenport St
i Margaret Corby, 1844 North Sixteenth
Kttheryn Corey, 808 North Thirty-ninth
Earline Crouch, 622 H South Nineteenth
Chester Crow, 408 South Fortieth St
Vernon Dunkle, 955 South Fifty-first
Lulu Elet, 525 Pine St Train 1904
Thomas Palmer Findley, 3602 Lincoln Blvd. Franklin 1901 1
Thurndotte Francis. 2613 Wirt St Lothrop 1S9C
Joel E. Goodrich. 4027 Lafayette Ave Walnut Hill .1896
Alfred C. Hansen, 2732 Meredith Ave Saratoga 1995
Mat C. Hansen, 2106 North Twanty-ninth Ave Howard Kennedy. .1899 .
Cecilia Havlu, 1623 Fowler Ave Saratoga 1896,
Helman Holdeberg, 60S South Twenty-fourth St Farnam 1902
Max Holzman, 2037 Dodge St .Central 1903 i
Viola E. Honck, Thirty-sixth and Spalding Sts Druid Hill 1904
Mabel Hunt. 2615 Cuming St Webster 1904
Mamie Lily Hynek, 2785 South Ninth St Bancroft 1897
Laura Isom, 4236 Lake St. Long 1901
Holker Jorgensen, 1224 South rifty-first St Beals 18H9
Helen Kanger. 2905 Elm St Jm Conception 1902
Henry R. Katman, 1715 South Tenth St. Lincoln -1903
Elixir Luke. 2641 Patrick Ave Long 1903
Lottie Meyers, 1615 North Twenty-third St Kellom 1903
Lena Meyerson. 983 North Twenty-fifth Ave Webster 1898 .
iMinnie A. Nelsen, 488 Spring St
Elmer Olsen, 2919 Erskine St
Esther Petersen, 2592 South Twenty-fifth
Clara Piechocluski. South Omaha:
Calvin Pleasant. 2513 Caldwell St
r. s pai.tM a72T.akst
ht n.mm in Pmmt Rt...
Dora Rich.. 1132 North Twentieth St
Sylvia. Riha. 1415 William St......
Frances C. Ruffner. 2502 North Twenty -
D... cii in Knrth Twantv-eighth
Robert L. Smith, 2820 Poppleton Ave
iSam Steinberg, 2216 Charles St
Bessie Stock, 1207 Chicago St
Tlllle Suskin. 1446 North Twentieth St
James M. Vanzago, 966 North Twenty -
Richard Venlta, 2575 Harney St
Clifton E. Vernard, 54 4 South Twenty -
Earl Vogel, 2205 South Twenty-first st
Latham West. 2215 Seward St
Alta H. Wittstruck, 8311 Ohio St. . .
Parisians Are Eating More Horses
ft BUM
"Statistics recently issued by the super
visors of the slaughter houses at La Vll
lette, a suburb to the north of Faris, Indi
cate that the consumption of beef has
varied but little in recent years, and that,
on the other hand, greater quantities of
horse meat are consumed," Is the report
of Deputy Consul General Yost, wh also
says :
"During 1909 fewer cattle wer killed
than for many years, except in 1W0, the
exposition year, when 2M.Sh6 beeves were
slaughtered. For th year 1909. the. latest
complete statistic available there were
only 204.136 beeves killed at La Vlllett.
However, the total number ' of animal
killed has increased considerably. Thi 1
due to th lncrasd number of hor and
hog that ar consumed In Pari and th
cities supplied by th slaughter houses at
La Villette. .
"It is claimed that the consumption of
horse meat has almost trebled In the last
twelve yeara Whereas, in 1897. 11.S31.160
pounds were consumed, la 1909 th figure
reached 31.203.913 pounds. This lncressed
oonsumptlon is probably due in part to th
xltlng high price of beef, so that the
restaurant and hotel keeper find it a great
saving to serve horse meat under some
fancy name. As there Is no law compell.
lng them to indlcat on th menu that
horse meat 1 being erved,' the patron of
the restaurants ar non th wiser, snd
eat It In the belief that they are being
r
"A Hair's Breadth."
J
A "hair breadth" Is 17-10.000 of an Inch.
Tor th purpose of such fine and delicate
measurement tool makers use what Is
called the mlchometer caliper. The hslr's
breadth is something thst has to be taken
Into, consideration in the manufacture of
a thousand and one things In the machine-maker's
art. Close calculation of this
sort must be done on the doors of bank
vaults, tor example, where every part must
fit to the nicest degree.
In addition to the micrometer caliper, the
ling guage and plug guage are also vital
factors In securing exactness In metsl
work.
Failure to take Into consideration tb
contraction and expansion of mettl oc
casionally produce disastrous results, as
In th case of a manufacturer who had
prepared dies In which csstings from soft
metsls were to be made. An error of several
thousandths ot an Inch In the diameter of
the finished castings resulted, and they
were rendered useless Harper's Weekly.
Chsln cables were first employed on ship
board in 1S11. They were Invented by a
navy surgeon.
'
:H'
EDWIN BARF.OWCLOVGH.
2Xf Decatur Street.
tourth St.
St
School. Year. '
.Park 1901
.Farnam 1899
.Kellom 1904
.Long 1897
Long 1S96
Saunders 1904
St High 189 1
St Saunders 1891 .
St Leavenworth 1905
High 1894 '
St... Deals 1901
Bealg 1904 ,
Howard Kennedy. . us i r
St Windsor 1897:
Im. Conception 1100 .
High 1894
Clifton Hill 1893 i
Sacred Heart 1898
Keuom
Comenius 1902
fourth St Lake 1902
Ave Webster 1904:
.Park
.Kellom .........
.Cass
. Kellom
, .Webster
..Farnam
..Mason
, .Castellaf
. .Kellom
..Howard Kennedy.
.1905.
.1904
.1898
.1904
.1899
.1905
.1901
.1897
.1904
.1900
elxth St. .
fourth St.
served with beef.
"While the consumption of beef has
gradually diminished veal has grown in
popularity la France and in all th coun
tries of Europe, notwithstanding greatly
Increased price.. The modern palate seem
to demand a meat that is easily and
quickly prepared, and, above all, young
meat Is desired regardless of. the price.
"As to th slaughtering of hogs at La
Villette, the figure show that in IS08 there
were 99.650 killed; In 1909. 282,TU. and In
1910, 305,000. The latter is the highest num- -ber
ever reached and shows a Udy la
crease In the consumption of pork. Th ,
meat of young hogs weighing 170 pounds at
6 months of age Is In by far the greatest
demand The trade of today demand
small hams, choice cuts tor rossts, and
meat which Is easily convrtd into au-'
tag. Whereat formerly a "charcutir,
ton who deals xcluatvly In pork and
pork product) scarcely made a living, now
four or five of them can do a thriving!
business in the same locality. This is due
to the fact that pork haa at last been
recognized as an appetising food. Haas and
sausage enter largely Into the food used,
ham among th well-to-do classes and '
sausage among th working classes
'The Importation of animal for slaughter '
during February of thi year Indicate the
tendency of th taste of the people. To
example, the number ot live beeves - Ira- .
ported was only fifty, while there were MS
calve. 622 sheep and 16.S3H hogs."
r
Personal Opinions
J
AS
than
a rule, woman Is
man Miss Fascoe.
more untruthful
Ideals ar chiefly valuable because they
are not realised Bishop Welldon.
The foundation of domestic happiness is
fslth In th virtu of woman. Landor.
The higher the mental level of a peopla
the more eagerly will it guard the Inter.
et of peace Prof. Harnack.
i
The better educated and more refined a
woman la the better manager doe she
make la the home Mis Morgan.
"A Peach."
And still you call your girl a peah.
Though sad experience should teach
Most of its life th peach is hard
And green and bitter and debarred
From all men's love; that It is sweet
For days both few and incomplete
And even then, although not tart.
It is most stony ac Its heart;
And think how all Its charm is flnwr
When quickly It o'errlpe has grown.
So la M proper, I beseech,
JTor you to call your girl a peach?
New York Telvgranw