t TIIE OtfAIIA SUNDAY BEE: SEPTEirBER 3, 1911. The; Omaha Sunday Bee; FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER. VICTOR ROSE WATER, EDITOR. Entered at Omaha postofflce ai Second elaee matter. TERMS Ci" SCBHCRIPTION. Sunday Bee. on year $2 SO Fnturday Fee, one year 1M Daily Hee (without Sunday), one year... t w Dally Dee and Sunday, one year 1.00 DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Evening: Bee (with Sunday), per month.. t"e Dally Bee (Including Hunday), per mo.. 6fc Dally Bee (without Hunday). per mo 46o Address all complaint of Irregularities In delivery to City circulation Department OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha 26 N. Twenty-fourth St. Council Bluff 15 gcott St. Dlncoln 'A I.lttle BulldlnR. Chicago 154s Marquette Building. Kanna City Reliance Building. New York 34 Wt Thirty-third Bt. Wushlngton 725 Fourteenth Ft., N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communication! relating to newi and editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Bee Publishing company. Only 2-oent stamp received In payment of mall accounts. Personal check except on Omaha and eaiitern exchange not accepted. JULY CIRCULATION. 47,931 Btata of Nebraska, County of Douglas, as. Dwlrht Williams, circulation manager of The Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that the average dally circu lation, less spoiled, unused and returned copies, for the month of July, 1911, was 47,931. DWIOHT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before ma this Zd day of August, 1911. (Seal.) ROBERT HUNTER. Subscribers leaving; the city trm porarlly should have The Dm mailed to them. Address -trill be changed as often as requested. Pshaw, the ex-shah has been whip ped In Persia. If the railroad men want to make a big hit with the people they will strike out. It may all be Greek to us now, but the shoeshlners' trust Is among the possibilities. Here Is a man of 80 sent to prison for life. What is to be done with the 1 youth of this land? i . i A Ml88ourlan walks 200 miles to get married. Here's hoping he never goes as far to get divorced. ""' i What If the democrats should name Harmon and Clark; would Mr. Bryan stand for it or only half of it. The new race discovered in the arctics that had never seen an Indian must have come from Boston. The man who did not vote for or against the commission plan for Omaha should put a padlock on his mouth. The democrats generally make Che mistake of having too many spring boards among their platform planks. "If the democrats triumph," says Congressman Dyer. Oh, that old, fa miliar "If," it is still with us, isn't it? One might forgive that boy of 24 for marrying a woman of 96 if he hadn't added that he married her for love. Several newspapers are runntng ex tracts of Jack London's book since the author began his divorce suit. Foxy Jack. If is worth noting that our greatest art collector, J. P. Morgan, had reached home, however, before Mona Lisa de parted. The Russian dancer who has offered $5,000 for shoe that will fit her might buy the leather and have them built to measure, In spite) of the prevailing tendency to make the magazines light the post offlce has decided that periodicals must be shipped by freight. Tb,e trouble with this aviation game is that by the time the players learn the cards they find that they "are fore doomed to hold a losing hand. No one has been hurt in the rush of candidates mentioned for the demo cratic presidential nomination to answer those thirteen questions. . , The Kansas mob that nagged and taunted Aviator Frlsble on to his death may now go out and raise a righteous bowl against the dangers of aviation. John W. Gates, who has left his butler $50,000, is not the first man to attract the attention of ambitious young men to the possibilities of this calling. A candidate for office in Illinois re ports upon touring the state that he found no Lorimer sentiment. He should have taken Doc Cook along to find that. Would-be Senator 8orenson is un necessarily brutal when he remarks that President Taft will find Lincoln as quiet on a Monday as Omaha is on a Sunday. Results from the postal savings banks already opened again prove that the opposition of the bankers tarnishes a case of yelling without any danger of being hurt. One might know that congress had adjourned and that the year is an off one politically by the large space de voted in the public prints to more or less ordinary murder trials. It Is seldom that three legal holl days come in succession, but that Is what the Juncture of a special election on Saturday preceding Labor day on Monday hat given us this time. Compensation to Workinfmen for Industrial Accidents. Carrying out the design of a resolu tion adopted by the recent legislature, Governor Aldrlch has named a commis sion to inquire into the subject of com pensation to working men for injuries from industrial accidents and report a measure to the next Nebsaska legis lature. This is probably the way best calculated to make progress toward a solution of this big problem, which is ly no means peculiar to any one state. In fact, it is a problem Jess pressing upon an agricultural state like Ne braska than upon those states which include great industrial centers. The Nebraska commission will have the co operation of other bodies and organi sations that, are working along the same lines, as well as an opportunity to take advantage of. the results of experiments that are being tried in several states where laws have been enacted and may be tested in the courts. The main obstacles to be overcome in any scheme of wage worker's com pensation have been pointed out by the New York courts, which declared un constitutional a law which bad been put upon the statute, books of that state. The constitutional guaranties against taking property without pro cess of law or depriving citizens of the equal protection of the courts were there successfully invoked. The main question of the desirability and need of providing machinery for securing compensation to the vic tims of hazardous employments with out compelling them to submit to the lottery of costly and protracted litiga tion is now scarcely questioned. The fact that we in Nebraska, be cause we have no mines and but com paratively little manufacturing activ ities, are not confronted by such acute industrial conditions as elsewhere may make it possible for us to work out and contribute something positive toward the achievement of the great end in view, which is to lift this ter rible burden from the individual wage worker and spread it over all of the industrial group or over society as a whole. Products of- Foreign Missions. The Outlook well says that If disbe lievers In foreign missions could be In duced to read anything on the subject tbey would profit by reading an article by Dr. James L, Barton, the foreign' secretary of the American board, In a recent number of the Mis sionary Herald, entitled "By-Products of Foreign Missions." The article shows, what students of the situation quite well understand, that as a direct result of the foreign missionary's ac tivities in the far east slavery is dis appearing, the spirit of humanity and the value of human life are coming to be better understood and appreciated; the opium curse and the bound feet are being overcome and released, the former slowly but steadily, the latter rapidly; better civio and sanitary con ditions exist, the tone of moral life is rising, the Intolerable bane which caste and ancient Ignorance placed upon womanhood Is being lifted and In busi ness, sociaV&nd moral realms the ho rizon of life Is broadening, one very appreciable effect .of which, is folt by the commercial interests of this and other western countries that are sup plying the new demands of these newly awakened people. The Outlook is correct, we think, in pronouncing these direct, not by-products, of missions. What more con vincing results could be placed on ex hibition? They are the ones to bring to the nonchurch world with which to win Its approval and sympathy. They strike the world as tangible and help to draw - its attention to the more spiritual benefits so dear to the mis sionary himself. They are, indeed, es sential elements In the cause of foreign missions. The man or the woman who can go from democratic, Christian America and raise the standard of liv ing, increase the sphere of comfort and happiness and usefulness of races in other lands has a claim on enlight ened manhood, no matter under what auspices or Influence the work is done. . ... . J Work as a Saving Grace. , Some of our European friends think wealthy Americans are too selfish to retire from active business in time to enjoy what they have accumulated. The criticism is not 8o common in this country, where people are better able to get a close-range view. Indeed, a prominent manufacturer in Cleveland, 84 years old, has recently declared that too many business men leave off work and devote themselves to the ease and comforts of rest, which their means make possible. He thinks tbey would live longer and happier If tbey would stick to active business. For himself, he proposes to "die In the harness." It has been admitted by scientists who have gone into the subject that sudden retirement from a life of very active labor has marked the downward trend to many approaching old age. The mind, abruptly freed from stimu lating toll to which it was accustomed, finds the change bard to adapt itself to. Of course, where infirmity or ill health overtakes a man, complete re lief from ' business fcften becomes necessary, but nevertheless many a life is undoubtedly prolonged by the tonic of regular routine exertion. But what Americans are beginning to learn as the best system of all is that moderation in work and play, and the two properly mixed as they go along, give tone and vitality and the promise of . added years. Americans are working harder, perhaps, every year, but most of them, especially this class to which we have referred, are alio playing harder and thus reaping the benefits that flow from diversion in both channels. Those business and professional men who do this probably do not find early retirement necessary to longevity, but if they did, they could go into it without encountering severe reaction. Presidential Traveling. Preparations for an extensive tour of the country by President Taft nat urally draws attention to presidential travelings as having become much more common of late years. It may even now be put down, we believe, as an unwritten part of the constitution that the president is expected, if not in dity bound, to make as many personal inspection trips during his term of office into the various sections and na tional possessions as his time and cir cumstances will permit. A president who would plant himself in the White House and remain there except when pursuing his own pleasure and conven ience, immovable to the demands of the people for him to lend his presence to their festive and every-day occa sions, would be severely and Justly criticised. Presidential traveling was not so much in evidence in the early days because what there was of it was on a small scale, and It was on a small scale because the country had not reached its present huge proportions with its ninety millions of people scat tered from ocean to ocean, all eger to see and honor the chief executive of the nation. The fact that presidential traveling necessarily has political aspects, par ticularly during a first term, need not detract from its usefulness nor Impair the dignity of the office. The presi dent who wants to represent the true Interests of all the people must exert himself to keep in touch with them, and It is to the people that he must answer for his stewardship. When a presidential contest is on those who are trying to make capital against his administration are constantly going up and down the land, free to assail him, and with no responsibility of their own. The president can also get a better hearing for his explanation of what he is doing and trying to do by going out, among the people. Presidential traveling is hard on the president. Its exactions and exhaus tions are little known or appreciated by outsiders. It has, however, as we have said, come to be a part of the regular duties devolving upon the president, and far from being dis carded in favor of notions of dignity and ease, the people would not consent to its abandonment without a mighty protest. Savings of the People. An economist shows by a printed table that Switzerland leads other countries in its savings bank deposits. This la noteworthy, because Switzer land also leads In its private and postal savings banks, with special emphasis upon the latter. Its savings are not attributed so much to the size of the average account as to the fact that nearly half of the population are de positors. This is a splendid argument for the postal savings bank system which we have but recently put into operation in the United States. How better can we gauge the average prosperity and frugality of the working people of any country than by their savings in the bank? Switzerland is not the only old world country whose people have been benefited in this way through their system of savings banks. Germany leads all world countries in the number of depositors with 18,000,000 and little Japan comes next with 14, 500,000. In the amount of savings In bank the United States ranks fourth among all countries, but we have not quite 9,000,000 depositors out of a populalton of 91,000,000. Our aver age bank deposit is more than $400, showing that our total is kept up not by the number of the depositors so much as by the enormous size ot some deposits. What we want to do is to bring up the number of our depositors, 'which the postal savings system is expected to do and has already begun to do. It is being eagerly embraced by the small wage earner, by children as well as adults, and the moral and economic effect of the lesson is certain to en hance vitally the national life. The chief value of postal savings will come from teaching the lesson of more fru gality, the habit of saving. King Corn Still Enthroned. In spite of all the vagaries of the season, experts say Nebraska's corn crop will run up close to 200,000,000 bushels this year, barring unexpected injury from now on. If it does It will exceed last year s yield, wnicn was a little more than 194,000,000 bushels, placing Nebraska fifth among corn-producing states, Illlonols, Iowa, Missouri and Indiana outranking it. The belief among grain men who have taken pains to go into the situation trior oughly is that 1911 will show a corn crop within 10 per cent one way or the other of the 1910 crop. Thus far -the indications are for 10 per cent above, but, of course, should too early frost come, or beating storms, the de preciation might ensue. There is no longer fear from dry weather. Cer tainly King Corn's power to resist dry and hot weather has been put to the severest test. But, of course, people who have gauged their Idea of the weather In Nebraska from the brand they have had in Omaha this summer, which has been unusual In most places, are not In a position to understand the facts. The facts are most parts of the state have fared very much better than Omaha. . There ! a suggestion In Nebraska's com prospect this year worth while for the man seeking a good place to settle on a farm. Our soil was not very well soaked by snows last winter and none too profusely bathed in rain this sum mer, yet it appears equal to the de mands of producing a 200,000,000 bushel corn crop. There Is no better soil in the country and the only reason Nebraska is not first, Instead of fifth, In corn raising to that it has not yet got to planting as great acreage as some of the older states. Juit a Family Trait " The secret of John D. Rockefeller's immense wealth-acquiring proclivities has been explained by a relative, who says It la Just a family trait This naive remark was made at recent family reunion when the subject of John D.'a millions came up. Evidently some members of the family have not the trait so pronounced In them as It Is in the famous Standard OH king. He seems to have carried It to Its logical conclusions. In him It has co'me to Its finest attenuation. Some folks make a little money by the hardest kind of knocks and some have the knocks with out making the money, but here Is a man with whom money making Is a mere habit, Just a family characteristic That, Indeed, is a fine explanation, for it both rids Mr. Rockefeller of the blame for acquiring such an Immodest sum of money and deprives him of the credit, leaving him free to enjoy the comfort of one and the modesty of the other. He ought to let this cheer him now in his years of anxiety about get ting rid of his wealth before he hag to die. Let the blame fall back on the fam ily from whom he inherited this pecul iar little trait All the Rockefellers, this one tells us, are in rather comfort able circumstances. One would imagine as much, even without knowing that they all possessed this ancestral trait, knowing the magnanimity of John D. Now let those who find it profitable to dilate about the force of heredity go Into consultation with themselves over the Rockefeller case. It offers a splendid field for wide speculation. The Frenzied Cry for Thrillers. To what bounds of reckless Inhu manity Is the insatiate thirst for ex citement leading the American crowd? Speed mania has run riot with it Dare-devil adventure has become its passion. Death Itself does not appall It. At the Indianapolis motor speedway the wrecked machine with its dead driver is kicked out of the way to make room for the oncoming cars, cheered to the end by thousands too eagerly awaiting the winner, to waste a glance on the lifeless contestant On with the race; It is only to the swift. At Denver the thrill of an aeroplane meet comes to Us climax in the fatal fall of the record-breaker and the ghoulish crowd rushes In to tear pieces from his clothing for souvenirs. Two aviators drop from their craft into Lake Michigan and drown, but the Chicago meet, : "the' greatest In the world," cannot be marred by interrup tion. There are plenty ot manblrds yet in the air. Watch them. The tragic death of Aviator Frlsble In Kansas brings out the sordldness of this frantio spirit more keenly than the others. The aviator finds his ma chine disordered and tells the crowd so. "Faker, faker," Is the answer. Smarting under the taunt, he rises to a height of 100 feet, turns, his ma chine dips and plunges to earth. Frls ble lives only for an hour. The wild mobs that surround the bull pens in Mexico have been likened to the crowds about the Forum where the gladiators fought in ancient Rome". How much unlike them are some of our own American crowds coming to be? What is aviation aad motoring giving .us in return for what it Is tak ing from us? The righteous wrath and Indignation of the moral people of our land spent Itself In the sight of a black bruiser beating to Insensibility a white bruiser at Reno, but both men are liv ing today, very much richer In pocket for the experience, however disgusting prize fighting may be. Under the guise of science we are In danger of making of aviation a de basing and degrading pastime. And the worst of It Is our thirst for thrill ers leads us to insist on them no mat ter what the cost. Art of Literature and Advertising. The sale of books in this country Is tremendous. Streams of them poured off the presses last year, nor did tbey clog up or congest book stores; they were sold and fortunes were made and most of those sold probably were read; we do cot know. So far as quantity goes, It might be called the Perlclean age of literature, or golden age, per haps, wpuld suit better. What was the chief factor that fig ured In this tremendous traffic in books, the books themselves, their merit, the art of literature, or was it that other coarser of arts, the commer cial art or advertising t There are reasons to belleva that the latter, Ju diciously distributed In printer's ink, worked a very vital and potent lnflu ence in results. It la quite probable that many of the books, meritorious and otherwise, would have gone beg glng for purchasers and readers but for the skill and genius of the en ergetic and ever-resourceful advertis ing agent. Advertising nas Become quite as much of an art as literature, though it may not be one of the fine arts. And no business, or even profession, is willing to risk Itself wholly without it today. 8ome professions with Ir reconcilable ethics imagine they must not become corrupted with the baser element of advertising, but that Is only when It has the contaminating Influence of filthy lucre attached to It; free advertising, that is, advertising free of this debasing essence. Is not so objectionable. But to get back to the main Hne of argument, what would the average book-writer or pub lisher do for a living today If he had to do without this art of advertising? Perhaps there was a time we do not know when all an author had to do to get a book read was to write it the public would find its wsy to the book and seize It, in spite of all that could be done to the contrary. But you cannot find any authors today who think thst that time is now. They write their books, the publisher takes the chance of marketing them, and in doing so he resorts to most In genius methods of getting the book spoken of far and near. That is all he wants Just to get it spoken of, favorably, of course. His own press agent floods the country with his florid accounts of the book and the retailer takes up the work and adds his skill. First thing they know people are falling over themselves to buy the book. The author has scored a bit of the age, and if he does not blos som out Into a famous vaudeville star, commanding his own price, he Is apt to become a syndicate philoso pher whose picture and wisdom are published side by side on the back page of every yellow Journal in the country. He has reached the point where all he has to do to get the coin Is to knit his brow and reel off a platitude that was common property in Solomon's day. And he owes it all to this base, commercial art of adver tising, the etna qua non of successful business life in this gay, galloping twentieth century of results. uovernor Aidricn s advocacy of a law to limit the amount of money a candidate may spend for newspaper advertising recalls the rule established by Mr. Bryan limiting contributions to his campaign fund at $10,000. Mr. Bryan is said to have saved a lot of money by keeping his under the dead line. President Taft's enemies are making the most of Senator Lorlmer's speeches commending the chief executive. Let them remember that this Is a free country and no man can stop another from talking. I ' The Globe-Democrat says the fre quent presence of Jack the Hugger In St. Louis is a tribute to the beauty of the women there. That, along with the ease with which they may be hugged. Mr. Bryan's Commoner has an ar ticle headed "Harmon Falling Behind." Behind whom? If he falls behind Mr. Bryan he may as well know that his case Is hopeless. EWers- Little Helps. Houston Post. It Is well enough to bear in mind as you go along that many can help you to cele brate your birthday, but you must tote the burden alon the nest morning. i ii. A Disagreeable Come Back. Indianapolis News. There is something- in the theory of Mr. Edgar M. Farrar, president of the Ameri can Bar association, thst trusts are our own fault. We should have bean more care- ful in the selection of our politicians. Fake Collegei Under Fire. 8t. Louis Globe-Democrat, A number of faka colleges, which subsist through the selling of fake degrees, are under the fire of the National Educational association. Something must be done if an LL. D. Is not to become as common as a colonel. Seeing- Things Through the Gloom. St. Louis Times. E. P. Ripley has discovered a rift in the gloom cloud in which he has long been en veloped. He admits that business will im prove this year, which to any other than the Atchison president would appear as the whole side ot the cloud torn out. People and Events Has anybody here seen Lisa? Ila of the mystlo smile; Leonardo's lovely Mona, missing now quite a while? Rainmakers ought to, be nationalized. This thing of bunching their hits in two states provokes the wrath of fans in ths dry belt. A steady diet of sauer kraut U proolalmed by a Cincinnati savant a sure means of prolonging life. It is astounding what sac rifices Clnclnnatlans will make to Tout the undertaker. Although the weather bureau is cut out of that Una, experts believe Its thirty-six years' of study of earthquakes would war rant a safe guess as to where the next one will not happen. A audden outrush of (as stampeded a crowd of workmen repairing a drain In Philadelphia. The aceount does not stats whether one or more of the candidates for mayor were speaking at the time. The fact that a discharged patient put up a rattling good fight with the attend ing physician . in a Bt, Louis hospital must be accepted as "show me" evidence of the city's eminence as a health resort After due deliberation a 8k Louis' Judge declares that "lawyers are as honest aa newspaper men." Even a little boost from a sympathetic friend affords some com' fort for a profession that escaped ths r call by the scratch of a pen. A patrol tio son of Missouri contributes a dlkdlk to the sootogieel collection at Forest park, Et Louis. The label does not tell what a dlkdlk Is, but it must be the real thing to secure a front seat In Mis souri's famed collection of dead ones. The weather bureau is managed with masterly skill in spots. Just as young Charlie Taft was giving Father Taft a Shameful beating at golf, the Beverly weather man turned a flood of water on the links and smothered a scandalous fin ish. The National Association of Traveling Men, Just organized In Chicago, proposes "to offer a front so strong In numbers as to command respect from baggagemen ana draymen." As soon as the National Asso ciation of Traveling Men gets busy up goes the epot roofs. South Clirollnlans are not disposed to connect tV atmospherlo concessions of Governor vol Please with the Charleston hurricane. But the fact remains that the governor And the hurricane blew out about the same lima, and something had to give way und" the double pressure. GjooklpBacWanl 1 lib Day inOinolm COMPILED FROM DF,R FILFS SKPT. 8. Thltrjr Years Ag The old partial frame structure adjoin ing Coroner Jacobs' establishment, now occupied by John Baumer, was auctioned off for $150 to Jerry Shanahan, who will remove the frame portions to Sixteenth street. This old landmark was formerly two stories in height and one of the first hotels erected In Omaha, known In former days as the Valley house, and Is twenty two years old. Henry Dohle will begin erection of a three-story building on the site within a week. Dr. Lelsenrlng, city physician, has had warrants sworn out against Dr. Peck and Mrs. Boehme for falling to comply with the ordinance compelling all medical men and ' mldwlves to report births at which they may be present. The Holy Family parish fair is to be held in Center hall sometime during this month to raise the necessary funds for construction of a new parochial school and church. Dr. Peabody, B. E. B. Kennedy and Dr. O. L. Miller have returned from the field trial of dogs at Norfolk. L. M. Day, the signal service officer, reports that the month of August was the hottest in eight years, with dally mean temperature a little over 80 degrees. The highest was 101 degrees and the ther mometer showed 100 degrees on four days. Miss Dollie McCormlck is home from Lake Mlnnetonka. Mr. P. L. Terlne Is home after a months' visit to the east. A number of Omaha's young ladles are preparing to- return to eastern schooola. Misa Jessie Millard leaves for Miss Grant's school at Chicago, Mias AI- He Brown leaves on' the 224 for Miss Graham's school In New Tork, where so many Omaha girls have received polishing touches. Miss Genie Kountse leaves for Indiana, where she will enter college, Mias Maria Reed leaves on Monday for Knox vllle, 111., where she will attend school for the coming year. Miss Annie Downs goes to Bt. Louis on the 10th. where she will resume her studies. Miss Reba Yates will re-enter Vaaxar, and of the young gentlemen, Vlo Caldwell and Will Poppleton are at Phlllpp's academy at An dovcr, and Abe Reed and Burt Watson have left for Racine college at Racine, Wis. Tom Kimball will return to Lincoln to attend the state university. Omaha is very proud of the record which ahe la making Is various Institutions of learning throughout the country. Twenty Years Ag The big event of the day was the formal opening of the New Boyd theater, Seven teenth and Harney streets. The play was Shenandoah. Omaha's society was out In full life and the event was elaborately gay and festive. Governor James E. Boyd, through whose "broad progressive spirit" the play house waa erected, made the first formal address of the evening, being called from his box by the large audience. John M. Thurston made the response to Governor Boyd. Rev. Willard Soott tenders his resigna tion as pastor of St. Mary's Avenue Con gregational church to move to Chicago, where a call awaits him. Mrs. James B. Boyd took her old home at Nineteenth and Davenport streets. A. 8. Van Kuran left for Toronto, Can,., where "hs was to Join Mrs. Van Kuran and baby. Miss Margaret Boyd arrived direct from Paris to attend the opening of the New Boyd theater. Mr. and Mrs. A. D. Bradley, 411 North Twenty-third street, returned from San Diego, Cgl. Ten Years Ago Mr. and Mrs. Fred H. Davis threw their spacious home open in the evening In honor of Mr. Btreeter and Mr. Wardwell ot Chicago, guests of their son, Mr. Tom Davis, to about fifty members of the younger society set. The resignation of Mrs. Luclnda uamoie Williams. Ida E. Mack, Ina Hibbard and A. B. Harry, nubile achool teachers, were accepted by the Hoard of Education. Omaha's nubile schools open with an aggregate attendance ot 16,000. James Donahue, detective, returned from Los Angeles, bringing with him Frank Fawknar. a World-Herald collector, wno was charge with being short in his ac counts. Tha exDlosion of a lamp at the home of James R, Duncan, 1220 South Fifteenth street, caused a small fire. Mrs. Duncan filled tha lamp wit)) gasoline instead of kerosene Word came from the hospital that I. A. Medlar, operated on for stomach trouble, might gat well. It waa announced that President A. B. Stiokney of the Chicago. Great Western, had succeeded in negotiating funds for the building of his line into Omaba. September 15th. to October 15th InclusiveV Colonist Trains de luxe September 10, 17, 18, October 13, 14, 15, 16. FAST SCHEDULE Dining Can Reduced Price Meals Smoking and Lounging Car Victor. Victrola Concerts Via UMob Pacific Standard Road of the Wtst Protected by Electric Block Signals For literature and information relative to fares, routes, etc., call or address L. BEINDORFF, 0. P. & T. A. 1324 Faraam Street, Omaba, Neb. Phones Doug. 1828; IncL A3231 SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT. Chicago Record-Herald: A Loulsvl minister has figured out the number L- floors and rooms In heaven. He Is aw however, of the opinion that rooms cao be reserved on application. Brooklyn Kagle: The man who says lr religion In the publlo schools and seculaf colleges la responsible for the corruption In the world today falls to atate what moral force, and wheice It came, Is 're sponslblo for the persistent attempts oo all sides to separate the tares from the wheat. Surely soma church ought to get the credit for this work. fyf Chicago Tribune: A Kentucky clergy man has shown by figures that heaven IS large enough to contain about 600 trillion souls, allotting a room ten feet square to each one. These souls. If standing In line, would reach from Chicago to Arcturus, but they would have to stand nearly two miles apart It Is well that they are to bs huddled, so to speak, within limits that will permit them to be neighborly an! sociable. Chicago Inter-Ocean: The Rev. K. N. Askey of Sharon, Pa., rose In his pulpit last Sunday and gave this piece of advlrt to young men: "Do not marry the young woman who Insists on changing partners alx nights a week In the front parlor with tho lights turned low." The Rev. Mr. Aakey's mind must be dwelling on lormer uaya. There is a good deal or evi- dence to show that there waa many yea's k,Ji ago a willingness on tne part ot )0uni? women to sit for hours with their young men callers and to be quite contented to do so. But these days it's altogether different in most places. The young wo man wants to go somewhere. The Idea ot sitting up for hours In a room trying to entertain a caller does not appeal to her. She Is Just as likely as not to meet him at the door In hat and cloves by way of a hint DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "I suppose your daughter's rich hushnnd has always made her a handsome allow ance, Mra. Beaseley?" "Not until she separated from him, ma'am." Cleveland Plain Dealer. He (nervously) What will your father say wnen 1 tell him we re engaged? She He'll be delighted, dear. He always has been. Llpplncott's Megailne. ' He You women seem to delight In filling your lives and your homes with shams. She Why, John! I never use any except the pair on the spare room bed. Baltimore American. "I wonder," mused the contemplative boarder, "what has become of the old fash ioned man who used to get up in meeting and confess that he had Just enough re ligion to make him miserable." Chicago Tribune. "Yes. that old Miss Paasay Is really g(mia"n to be married. 'And say, she's determine V iu Bpcnu nr nvneyiiiuun at Niagara r ails. "The idea!" "Yes, she thinks it's the only place In the tountry where they'd be tapt to take her for a bride." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Why are women so ready to marry Ir) ih srmv nr nw?" "Ferhape because they want a uniform j affection." Baltimore American. FEARFUL ITCH IS By Cutlcura Soap and Ointment. Another Man Had Itching on Scalp, Hair Fell Out, Leaving Bald Spots. Now Hair Has Grown, Thanks to Cuticura Soap and Ointment. "I deem It my duty to tell about s cure (hat the Cutlcura Soap and Ointment have made on myself. My trouble began in splotches breaking out right in the edge of my CURED te edge of my IS ;ad ovar the sad from ear aused a most jr I . For threer 1 t C out on tnjT I f hair on tl)e forehead, and spread front part of tha ton of my head to ear, and over my ears which caused fearful burning itch, or eczema, years I had this terrible breaking forehead and scalp. I tried our family doctor )! oeier theraU i pine' Jm and he failed to cure it. Then I tried thai Cutlcura eoap and ointment and used tor two months with the result of a com cure. Cuticura Soap and Ointment should have the credit due, and I have advised a lot of people to un them." (Signed) C. D. Tharruigton, Creek, N. C, Jan. 36, 1011. "I will say that I have been suffering with an 'itching on my scalp for the pa.st few years. My hair fell out In spots all over my head. My scalp started to trouble me with sores, then the sores healed up, and crusts formed on the top. Then the hair fell out and left me three bald spots the shape of a half dollar. I went to more than one doctor, but could not get any relief, aa I started to use the Cutirura Remedies. I tried one bar of Cutlcura 8o.p and soma Cuticura Ointment, and felt relieved right away. Now tha bald spots hare disappeared, and my hair has grown, thanks to the Cutl cura boap and Ointment. I highly recom mend the Cutlcura Remedies to all that are suffering with scalp trouble." (Hlgned) Samuel Stem, 230 Floyd St., Brooklyn. N. Y. Fb. 7, 1011. Although Cuticura Soap and Olntmont are old everywhere, a liberal sample of each, wit a 32-p. book on the skin, will be sent post-free, on application to Potter Drug a- Cham. Corp., Dept. 9 A., fionton, Maw. Low One-way Colonist Fare to Pari fin Const i r V i 9 J 1