TI1K BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, AUGUST 15, 1011.
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Told by the Troubled Tourist
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"WtiCt. Strikes me particularly about the
peaceful. citUeua of New York." raid the
Troubled Tourist. "In the perfectly quiet
manner In which they enjoy themselves
veT Sunday, had a Rood r.hanea to ob
Lena, this by goin to a. picnic, and, be
(leva me,-. I thought I- ha1 struck a good
old-fashioned western riot. ''
"It. ai nothing of. that kind, however.
I wax ussurert it It the next day when I
ww W'Oie leaner that 4 Jolly' outing was
heida.nd that a- most enjoyable time wns
had by .all. ' a there were only six men
itahned'ahd 'ot 'and 'only two were pushed j
overboard aint" rescued; there were only!
thlrty-t.wo fights end only two persons
were ptwilM for robbery. It Beamed to mo ,
t nanKBtW u I u I ,1 In mni'A InllltV Ihall I
that,,- Vakig -omcome by homesickness at,
the trM, btfr I may have lout count.' .
'I underitiiod that formerly the day wa
known as tho day of rent, but that it had
latterly coine to be regarded as the "8ay
of arrest.
"Aa near s I can figure It out when the
Joyous metropolite goes out for a good time
on Sunday he either goes to a Jolly picnic
like the aforementioned affair or gets In
an ailtoYnobne and rides. 700 -miles before
breakfast Monday morning.
"Others" choose a milder form of amuoe
ment, like a double-header base bait name
on a VaVid lot somewhere and Ret enough
unburn and bllHtera to keep them fairly
mlsetabhj till the middle of the week. The
fame Ji sometimes continued on the cars
on ther homeward, trlpjnuoh to the delight
of the other passengers, though I believe
the police have unfeelingly Interfered with
this innocent amusement of late, as some
passengers were mean enough to object to
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"THK UESTFULKST PLACE IS BKOOK
JLYN." having their huts hammered down over
thair heads.
"SUM otlnrs like to go down and sit on
the nice, soft sand, where it Is a million
times hotter than i Lis anywhere else, or
sit on a slrtngplete and fish for hours for
one measly little tomcod.
"There seems to be no greater enjoyment
than to hunt up a real big crowd and stand
packed up tight In It for an hour or so,
while you wait for a ferry or an excursion
or something- The quietest, restfuleet place
I know of on Sunday is Uroadway. No
body wants to go anywhere or do anything
but Just stuy there. Next to Broadway, I
guess, the restfulest place Is Brooklyn,
where all a man' has to do on Hunday Is to
tend the rubber plant and mind the baby."
(Copyright, -1911. by the N. Y. Herald Co.)
:Playing "Peek-a-Boo" in Kanssa
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? DaVr'JaKy, private Secretary of Gov
ernor 1tubbs, . speaking of the many dlt
fticulUoa Jn enforcing the Kansas prohibitory
'laws, told of an instance that came under
his observation. . ' ..
"Just when' we thought we had the lid on
pretty, tight." he said,' "we "found a new
development We got track of a drink
that ' leaver St. Louis harmless cider " and
arrives at the destination S per cent alcohol.
We find It In a dosen localltlea In the state
nri th v u in drunk Is a fright.
NTpw .lt1pa stuff actually leaves Bt. Loul.
rider' but the makers put Into .It a lpt of
- - A ...... . K I . ir mrA hv t Vl A tlrriA thai
I1K11I- milU U1IH I l.,u,v J ' ' -' I - ' ' T
his. bounced around on freight oarsirom
liatUown to Kansas It Is brandy. Men
drlnt t -'like beer and not like whisky, it
la twlcfi'as 'strong as beer and the results
re Just what might be expected. Now we
muse -get after this elder brandy outfit and
put stop to the Importation."
A -dispatch, to the Chicago Inter-Ocean
ay a a raid on a Coffeevllle hotel resulted
In the finding of twenty'four pints of
whisky atowed away" behind the mop board
of on of the rooms, The herlff In bis
search -kicked, a. clothee basket out pf tha
way and, discovering a mttered joint, began
an InVAtTgsjtlOn" wnlqn revealed a tiny key
hole and a door that opened upon the hiding
plaoeV WhIWtf feeling about a panel of a
door!Jn the kitchen of the same house his
hand struck a hook, which, withdrawn, lei
the p4rtel ddwn' and revealed a large stoclt
of bottled goods. .
Another hotel , raid In Wichita brought
forth..seyenteen cases of beer, a bar and a
llhrarv - table with hollow legs. Stowed
wwsy In the legs were four dosen bottle
of beer. 'A bootlegging Instance at Topeka
was that of ypung raan wno was seeu w
a policeman parrying two bicycle, tlrea and
who. no doubt believed he was being
jhadowed. .threw th Urea awayand ran,
Tha pqljaemjm picked them up and found,
them filled with liquor.
Wimii sewn to doing their full share
ot theJbuslneM in both Kansaa and bkja;
homa. ' One case reported by the enforce
ment officer was that of a good looking
young' ! woman? wlidm the authorities had
long .ajuspeexsd, . but . against whom they
( could obtain no evidence. Bhe appeared one
jAiUy In a hobble skirt and there was no
difficulty In making out beneath the tight
Villng" garment tha outlines of several half
pint flasks. It developed that she had sold
the liquor In advance and was Just starting
opt to make the delivery.
Another case was that of a kindly, faced,
motherly looking woman who was always
seen wheeling around a baby In a little car
rlage. Bhe, too, had long been under sup
plulon. One of the officers followed her
out Into the country and there discovered
her turning over to a confederate two dozen
half pint flasks of whisky which she had
concealed In the) baby carriage among tha
child's clothing.
Sheriff Kale of isurman arrested a woman
Who wore a woolen skirt that contained
twenty pockets each the slue of a half pint
flask. Another, women KePt her stock In
bottles tied to a stake driven Into the mud
beneath the surface of the Arkansas river
When a customer came she rowed out In a
boat and fished up her stock. .
After one "Joint" hud been closed the
owner feigned rheumatism and limped
around the streets oT CIalena' supported by
a large and. apparently heavy caue. An
examination -showed .that . the 'cane was
hollow and filled to tho handle wtth whlskv,
A .Jofiitlsi . jyjiose' place had .been closed
by . officials :of. a southern Arkansas tow n
opened a blind tiger In a little dark room
lighted by a' wqak gas Jet. ' By putting a
coin In a slot In the wall and turning the
cock 'at fhe other end of the gas fixture a
stream pf beer would.vflow out.
When this was discovered -he set out to
peddle garden truck, but the finding of
forty'slx bottles of whisky among his pota'
toos and oelery ended his venture. He next
undertook' trucking, but he was' detected
one day selling a drlng. by tapping the
large- collar worn by his old mule. After
his release from Jail this' time he turned
farmer.
. "I did a good business bringing hay to
town," ho said, "but one day I was pretty
badly scared when a man who I knew was
a member of the temperance league of the
place wanted to buy my load. Hay -was
scarps and I asked. $16 for the' load, twice
what it was worth.
"He accepted and asked me to deliver It
Immediately. 1 asked for a little delay.
offering as an excuse that I was having my
harness repaired. If he had taken that
load aa It stood he would have got seventy
five pint of whisky worth fl a bottle to
me. And I sold every one of them before
I put the hay into his barn."
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Employers Accepting New Departure
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Information from Wisconsin is to tho ef
fect that tha employers of that State are
now' taking active atop to accept the
benefits of ' the workmen's compensation
act. Last week a large manufacturing con
cern at Kenoatut, employing upward of 1IW
in.n, filed Its election, and several . other
employers have done like wise. The Indi
cation are that a large number , of m
ployersw.'.li'. file their elections long' before
the lm, the defenses . are taken away,
Kepte.nibr 1. . ..
Word has reached the commission that
employers la, various parts, of the state are
taking sepe toward organizing mutual In
surance companies to protect themselves
under the law. The Industrial commission
Is encouraging this work and will shortly
Issue a compilation' of. the Insuranoe laws
In reference to mutual companies.
Many et the large employers of labor
propose to carry their own Insurano, be
cause under the law the benefits to be
Nubs of Knowledge
tYanoe abolished Sunday observance In
17W, but restored the custom In laud.
Umbrellas, which were first Introduced
In thls-eouatry at baltiinore In 1TTO, were
eoromonly, ecuutsd as evidences of f
femlnasy? Art of assisting memory by "learning by
heart" was begun by Blmonldes the
frouttgtr In'sTT U. C.
China prjduees abqut one-half of, the
JT wurld's tsa 'cotnumptjun of 1.30v,0wU,Ojv
pounds.
. The
culture of golJfieh lias ben a flour
ishing, Inilusti jr. of China fur hundreds et
Iters. , . . , -
Cunstantlnsvl, oh alarvh f, 701, prvhlbltvd
taWr.-la tewns on Hunday, but sanclluned
II In tin farming illtU'twts.
ttaraea 1, of Migland in It!), authorised
erlaiUJ Qierta au - HuB4ay after 41 viae
srvlei
paid to the employe are distributed over
a considerable period of time. The benefit
are based upon loss ot wage and aro paid
weekly. - In case of accident 85 per cent
of the loss of wage la paid to the employe
until recovery, or In ease of permanent
Injury, until four times his average yearly
earning has been paid. Similar provision
is made in case of death, In which case
the average wage Is figured at not less
than $375 a year, or more than VM a year.
The commission la receiving oalls for In
formation with reference to the law every
day, and is also being sought for addresses
In various parts of the state to explain the
provisions of the law and assist the em
ployers in gutting a proper understanding
of the law.
The commission will also discuss the
provisions ot the Industrial commission
law with ' respect to safety devices and
measures ftr the prevention of accident.
The Wisconsin municipalities are already
uuder'thS law,' and a' report of " accident
has been received from Manitowoc, show.
Ing that the city Is taking care of the em
ploye satisfactorily,
pro!! mmm T? iff;
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THE, DEEi'5 5UN10R BIRTHDAY BOQJ;
This is fhe Day We Cgjebrate
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Augmt 15, 1911.
TUESDAY,
Nam and Adtlrf. Hcliool. Year.
John William Adamson, 2349 South Thlrty-fourlh St. Wlndior 1901
Rom Adtl'on, 119 North Twelfth St Cats .1898
Clara Brooks, 1526 Vlntou 6t Cattellar 1908
Elolsa H. Blnni, 2708 Wpolworth Ave , Park . . . 1896
John Brotbertou, 205 North Twenty-fifth St High 1896
Phillip Borskr. 1614 Burdette Bt High 1896
Kuby Burkman, 3216 Seward St. Franklin ... ...1894
Martha Coufal, 3002 South Sixteenth St Castellar 1896
Florence Carlaon, 1816 South Twenty-glxth St. .....Park ............ 1896
Arthur Cathroe, 434 Lincoln Ave .....Train 1699
: Hazel M. Chumbly,8016 North Twenty-third St.... High ..........1894
Harry Carlson, 4306 North Twenty-second 8t ...... Saratoga .1896
Dora CheBon, 2201 North Nineteenth 8t ...Long ...... -... .1898
CJarenre B. Chruma, 4203 South Ninth St ...Edw. Roaowater. ..1901
Clarence Dunham, 1405 South Eighth St.. Lincoln 1898
Leona A. Dorsey, $332 Parker Bt Franklin ... .M 1 1 9 4
A. Gerald Edwards, 2322 North Twenty-fourth St.... Lake . 1900
Lillian Ferrin, 2409 North Eighteenth St Lake 1904
William Feilef, 2506 Franklin St ...Long 1908'
Mildred Fellow, 816 South Twenty-second fit Mason 1904
Nathan Friedman, 2528 Seward St .Long 1896
Hattle A. Farts, 3123 Maple St Howard Kennedy.. 1900
Francis M. Feetner, 8682 North Twenty-eighth St... Druid Hill.- . .. ..1904
Rose Glthln, 1102 North Twenty-fourth St Long 1901,
Abe Greenberg, 2710 Burt St ....Webster ...1698
Ida Goldman, 1419 North Twentieth St Kellom .1908
Myore Goldberg, 1420 Charles St .....Howard Kennedy., 1903
Robert G. Geruandt, 4344 Leavenworth St .Columbian 1899
Vernon Hixson, 2819 Dupont St Mason ........... 1904
Laverice Hangncts, 1809 North Twentieth St Kellom 1904
8amuel Hoult, 1712 Martha St Castellar ...1896
Orene Johnson, 2010 Maple St High 1893
Mabel Johnson, 8848 Parker St.. Franklin 1901
Myrtle Johnson, 8848 Parker St ....Franklin 1901
Edward P. Johnson, 2302 North Forty-first St Clifton Hill 1902
Barbara 8. Koory, 2036 Pierce St Mason 1899
Ernest Kendell Hammond, 1816 Georgia Ave High 1894
Barbara Kline, 1426 South Seventeenth St. Castellar 1898
William J. Kotert, 1206 Dominion Bt ...iEdw. Rose water. ..1903
Anna Knlakofsky, 2312 North Twenty-first St...... Lake 1898
George Kellogg, 4125 Saratoga St Central Park 1899
Stanrey S. Kuri, 8648 Lafayette Ave ....Franklin 1897
Clarence Larson, 2418 Burt Bt Kellom ......... ...1899
Blanch . Mcintosh, 2028 Pierce St Mason 1902
Arllne M. McCreary, 2109 Wirt Bt Sacred Heart 1899
,.1890
Wayne L. Murphy, 2824 Dodge St ..High.
Mary Moran, 4311 Dodge St Howard Kennedy.. 1900
Pearl Nechtnable, Fifth and Webstar Sts. ......... Cass .....1901
Dewey Nelsen, 1104 South Sixth St..,...v Beats 1897
Frederick Norris, 2908 South Seventeenth St. ..... St. Joseph.. .1901
Loretta's Looking Glass-Held Up to Girl With the Hammer,
Knock, knock, knockety knock!
You begin to hammer at 7 o'clock.
You hammer away
All the busy day.
And your best friends serve as your block.
. Apologies to the poet, but none to youl
You! You are the girl who strikes conver
sation dead as a boy might exterminate a
rabbit with a blow on Its head. The poor
little talk-bunny no more than get his nose
out of the hole than knock! He falls over!
You do It with your little hammer. If
one of the girls has had a trip that took
her to foreign parts or Interesting domestic
scenes,' you may get your hammer ready
the Instant she refers to it. Your Inten
tion Is to brain" the topic, to knock the
life out of It, as soon as she speaks. 1 Of
course, you consider yourself one of those
self-constituted saviours whose mission I
to cure the bragging habit. But the simple
reference to an interesting experience Is
not bragging.' And what you really are
Intent upon doing Is preventing anyone
else from having the distinction or atten
tion that goes to one who has seen or done
something you have not. Your hammer is
a protective weapon used to defend your
own Ignorance and Jealousy.
I know a certain small city where you
and your kind have a kind of terror band.
You keep up the hammering so actively
that even Intelligent people who have seen
.something and have the conversational
power and the Imagination that would
decorate local social affairs are Intimidated
Into silence by the fear of your knocking.
They are the most Inveterate card players
I ever encountered. And they are a ter
ribly bored and boring lot. And you and
your hammer brigade are to blame. . If
one of the girls who has been away to
school mentions that she saw Mary Man
uring at a reception, you whack at her
with the remark. "Indeed! How Interest
ing! Did Mary see you?"
The conversation staggers. It may limp
for a moment -longer. But. with the ex
pert knocking of your kind, you settle Its
struggles to the peace of Inanition. You
observe oh! the fine hatefulness of your
way of doing It that the lecture course
brings a few notorieties to town, so you
have seen some at a distance. "Then the girl
shrinks from your sarcastlo Insinuation
that she has been trying to show otf. And
the conversations are really dead It's a
pity alt of them that you have killed can
not rise up and haunt you. If any human
being deserved to be taken up or run in
for carrying concealed and dangerous Wea
pons, you are that person. And your hate
ful little hammer Is the weapon.
If I were a hostess and saw you coming
to my house, I should give the butler or
the man mowing the lawn an order to eject
you. It's an outrage that those who have
experienced may not exchange reminis
cences or describe to share their pleasures
without being whacked by you.
j You do not happen to be the kind who
I flings your hammer into coif f tires. You do
that might impart interest and distinction
to the social funotlona of your town! Tou
thump till you force society to cards and
othsr unoriginal amusements for protection
against your hammer. You labor under the
Impression that a good conversationalist
Is trying to put on, so you proceed to put
her off by a knock. And tha whole seerst
of your attack Is the vicious envy that
tries to kill what It desires to possess and
cannot.
Fair Ladies of the White House
.St. Patrick.. ... 1898
.Dupont ...M...M.1896
..Lake . ..1901
..Mason ......... .1899
, .Franklin . ..1898
.Howard Kennedy.. 1904
High ......... .1896
.Lincoln ..1898
Ruth M. Norton, 2515 South Thirteenth St.
Doris Nellsen, 2924 Dupont St...
Marlss Nelson, 2612 North Thirteenth St.
Gilbert E. Olson, 2659 Marcy St
Nora Predmestky, 1228 North Thirty-fourth Bt. . . . .
Edna R. Printte, 3508 North Twenty-eighth Ave,..
Katherlne Robinson, 2111 Maple St
Willie Relnnchrelber. 908 Francis St
Wyman Robbing, 125 North Thirty-eighth Ave. . Baunders .... ....1897
Bennie Rich, 1132 North Twentieth Bt Kellom ...1905
Sarah Roltsteln, 2305 South Seventeenth St. Castellar ...... ..1903
Dorothy Stephenson, 1802 North Nineteenth St Kellom ....... .1903
Bernhard Stock, 3017 8outb Sixteenth St St. Joseph 1901
William Stuart, 3546 North Twentyseventh St Saratoga ..1900
Lorene G. Silver, 3432 Taylor St Monmouth Park...l898
Howard Standgaard, 2538 North Eighteenth St.... Lake ...... .....1897
Mary Schneider, 2717 South Twenty-third St Bt. Joseph ,...1896
George K. Traber. 2117 South Forty-first St Beals .1896
Ruth Tucker, 2014 Ames Ave... ..'.Central 1899
Fontaine Vernon, 3028 Chicago St High ......... .1893
William Vavra, 2816 South Twenty-seventh St Dupont .-...1904
Gregory W. Wakefield, 4109 N. Twenty-eighth Ave.. Druid HUl..i 1901
Samuel Wintraub, 1316 Pine St , Comenius ...... .1895
Rosie Wlnthroub, 2213 Casa St . Central ..1906
Jacob Weidel, 1981 South Twenty-first St Castellar ...1899
Leo Wlnneka. 8714 South Sixteenth St. Edw. Rosewater. ..1898
Morris Zellgeon, 2518 Decatur St...... "...Long 1903
JUUsTlal
Make-Believe Good Thing to Play
Almost immediately after the tragic
death of President McKinley, Theodore
Roosevelt took the oath of office In Buf
falo on September U, 1901. It was the
84th of that month before he moved to the
White House. On the nest day Mrs.
Hoosevelt and her children joined the new
president.
. The new mistress of the White House,
however, appeared at no social function
there until the following New Year's day,
when mora than i.000 callers were mada
welcome by the president and his wife.
A cabinet dinner on the day following,
and the debut of Miss Alice Roosevelt on
the Sd opened an administration that was
marked by much social activity, In which
Mrs. Roosevelt was an Interesting and
dominant figure.
Mrs. Roosevelt, who is the second wife
ef the former president, was bom in the
old town of Norwich, Conn., on the 6th of
August, 1SU. Her maiden name was Edith
Kermit Carow, and she, is the daughter of
Charles and Gertruude FMIzabeth (Tyler)
Carow of New York City.
She Is a member of a family as
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old and distinguished as the Roosevelts.
Bhe Is a woman of great charm and Im
bued with keen Intellectuality. She Is re.
tiring In disposition and shrinks from the
great publicity which has been thrust upon'
her. She is an Ideal wife and mother.
The president's eldest daughter, Alice
Roosevelt J-oiiKworth, is the only child of
the president's first wife, who died In 1SK1
The present Mrs. Roosevelt's children are
Theodore Roosevelt, Jr., born In 1887; Ker
mit, bom In lSKl; Kthe! born in 1891; Arch
(bald, born In IffiU, and Quentln, born In
UW.
Tallps ( Panic.
From lfttl to 1637 an extraordinary rage
for tulip bulbs, wjileh had started In Hol
land, spread through Kurope. Fabulous
prices were demanded for the tubers, rang
ing from H.oop to 18.000 each for choice
specimens. Thousands were - sold on ths
exchanges merely as articles of specula
tion, and when the mania subsided great
numbers of persons were financially ruined
and a panic ensued.
Vnkindness has no remedy at law.
If Captain Kidd Should Run Amuck of Modern Mobs in New York
As children we learned to play at make
believe, and as men and women ws con
tinue to play at It. For what are poetry,
painting, sculpture and acting but make
bellevsT Wa read of a great battle In his
tory and, like the children, we are curious.
We wish to play at battle. In the old days
when we were truly children we would
have fought that battle with snowballs or
with wooden swords, but now we are busy
citizens ot the world, and so we play by
proxy. We call In for our amusement
those whom we employ to play for us
the post, the sculptor, the painter and ths
actor.
A painter paints for us a picture of ths
battle as It appears to his Imagination; a
po$t writes a poem about It; a sculptor
hews out a status of the hero of It, and
an actor dons his Imitation armor and
struts across the stage that we may see
our hero In action. We stand spellbound
before the picture of the painter, though
we, know perfectly well that he knows no
more of how the battle really looked than
we. ourselves knew. We read and sigh over
the Impassioned words in which the poet,
in the character of the hero, cries out for
water to quench his dying thirst; but we
are not at all shocked when we drop Into
our club half an hour later and find the
poet contentedly sipping a Scotch high-ball.
We are not vexed that these things are
only make-bellve. Ws rather prefer them
that way. 'We Still have real soldiers, rob
bers, kings and all that sort of thing. We
m i must -rmil&P'3 rT 61SZMJ JV?r wkim
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even have an occasional hero and possibly.
now and then, a martyr; but we care noth
ing for them. We much prefer the heroes,
kings, robbers, martyrs and soldiers of our
playfellows, the artist, the post, the sculp
tor and the aotor. And we are right, for
are not these people much, more splendid
than ths real these creatures who spring
straight from ths brains of our fanciful
brethren aa Minerva Is said to have sprung
from the brain of Jove? The Idler.
Matrimonial Maxims
Marry and grow tame.
Marriage Is heaven or helL
A widow la a rudderless boat.
When an old ansa marries death laughs.
Cupid
monty.
Is blind to everything save pta
If thou weuldst marry wisely marry thy
equal.
Better sometimes
one too beautiful.
a woman blind than
Even though the wife be little, do nothing
without her advice.
A deaf husband and a blind wife are
always a happy couple.
Who weds a sot to get his cot will less
ths cot and get the sot.
Keep your eyes - wide open before mar
riage and half shut after.
Husband and wife In perfect accord are
ths music of the harp and lute.
There Is no paradise on earth equal to
the union of love and Innocence.
Maa or Meneyf
Charles Montague of Mattoon, 111., who
by the terms of the will et his father, Joel
T. Montague, will Inherit tao.OOO If he
marries and has a family by the time he
Is (0 years old, has received over 100 pro
posals ef marriage from young women, who
say they offer good reputations and char
acter, but no money.
"Forty years I - have lived without a
wife," said Mr. Montague, "but some ef
these proposals are so touching that I
may reconsider ay determination to sea
test the will.
