THK BEE: OMAHA. WEDNESDAY. AUGUST 9. 1911. Tns Omaha Daily Bek fOl'NDEIl BY EDWARD ROPE WATER. VICTOR nOSEWATKR, EDITOR, EtitWf-d at Omaha postofflcs as second clsss matter. TERMS OF PUBSCRIPTION. Sunday B, one year . -'. Feturdsy one year l.M lally Bee (without Kunday), one ysar... 4no i-'slly Hee and Bunday. one rear 6.00 DBWVERKD BY CARRIKR. Evening Bn (whh Sunday), per month.. !Sc Dally Mr ftnrludlng Bunday), per mo.. -"e lalv Jtoo (without Sunday), per mo 45c Address all rnmplslnts of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICE8. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha Ktt N. Twenty-fourth St. Counrll Bluff IS flcoft ft. Lincoln M Little Building. Chicago 1S4S Marquette Building. Kansas City Reliance Building. ' . New York JU West Thirty-third 6t. Washington 72S Fourteenth St., N. W., CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to new and editorial matter should he addressed Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or foetal order ' payable to The Bee Publishing Company, only l-cent stamp received In payment of mall account. Personal checks except en Omaha, and ear tern exchange not accepted. JULY CIRCULATION. 47,931 : Ktate of Nebraska, County of Douglas, ss.. Dwlaht William, circulation manager of The Bee Publishing company, being duly worn, aaya that the average dally circu lation, less spo'Ud. unused and returned copies, for the month of July, Ml, was !L UWIQHT WILLIAMS, , Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this 2d day of August, 1911. (Beal.) KOBEKT HUNTER. Babscrlbrrs leaving the city tem porarily shoald have The Dee sailed to them. Addreaa will be hang-eU as often as requested. Ootch bag not ret decided how long hs will let Hack "gtay." . If the farmer doeg not complain, why should anyone else? Yes, Mr. Sheriff. Omaha will try to be good while you are here. How long will folks continue to foam over this beer question? Democratic harmony - In Nebraska evidently does not Include Harman. King Ak-Sar-Ben has a glad hand for all strangers within our gates. Noticeably, portraits and tombs of our dead heroes impress Admiral Togo deeply. Konpartloanshlp on the bench drops Into innocuous desuetude when Judges seek re-election. Commission plan bandwagon set in motion by The Bee's petition Is com ing along. Climb into It. ; But Mr. . Bryan doe's not act any more like a political, corpse than he has on previous burial occasions. ' Perhaps if Mr. Cowglll were still alive and able to answer for himself, Mr. Harrington might uot have said it. The Baltimore News observes that "the curse of politics lingers In Balti more's schools." Throw out the poli ticians. Haytl, It seems, has called Ciactn natus to the chief executlveship, but it did not find him plowing in the field this time. "Tuberculosis in Philippines Can Be Put Under Foot." Headline In a Manila paper, flood, for too many of Us victims get put there. "Politics is not a woman's game," exclaims the woman mayor of Hunne well, Kan. Which is what others have aforetime exclaimed. If the democrats decided to nomi nate a southern man for president, will they consider W. "J. Bryan a rancher of Mission. Tex.? No.rr wouldn't Togo be a bard hearted admiral to pounce ou a nice little fellow like Uncle Saiumie after he had shown him such a good time? Missouri. has voted $3,&0,0Q9 for a -new state capitol. But that would scarcely attract the attention of these Pennsylvania capitalists ss worth while. If Dr. Wiley were serious in asking, "What is beer?" he would summon a few experts from St. Louis, Cincinnati and Milwaukee and have the question settled. If Douglas county republicans will permit it, the democrats will gledly uoiutnate the republican candidates with great care to select those easiest beat in the election. One shudders to think what would have happtntd lu Des Moines had General Harrison Grey Otis been there vvheu. the Judge ordered the street ear company lo resume business. iln applying for a court Injunction to prevent Nat Goodwin from circu lating his book on matrimony Edna Goodrich evidently felt that "Poor Old Nat", would need all the free advertis ing ho could get. v The question, "Is Bailey great?" might have been answered affirma tively had the Texau gone on the stage instead of into politics, for politics often puts a man iu a position where he at least has to act the part of a statesman. The commission plan of settling strikes as employed in Des. Moines does not seem to suit some, folks on each side any more than government by Injunction. Still, it's a poor rule that, won't work. beta ways- . .. Oar Confrcssman'i Bad Fall Down. Our congressman, Charles Otto Lobeck, has, we rrgret to note, dis appointed his constituents in this Sec ond Nebraska district. He has failed them In the one hope above all others they cherished of him. They did not expect him to leap abruptly Into fame as an orator, for they knew his talents lay along different lines than forensic display. They did not dare count on him to become especially active as a floor leader at hls session, for tbey realized that new members must keep in .the background for a little while. But one thing they did expect of htm and had a .right to expect of him was that when the day rolled around for that match game of base ball be tween the opposite sides of the house, Charles Otto would be not only in the lineup, but in the headlines, and not only In the head I i tics, but in the very keyllne; that 00 the front page of the morning papers chronicling the story of glory they would read, In bold, black type, something like this: LOBKCK WINS THE OAMK. ' Nebraska Congressman Sluizs out Victory for the Democratic Tteam. The big ball game between the republic ans and democrats of the house yesterday waa a glorious victory for the democratic team, or rather, for Lobeck of Nebraska, Ita first baseman, whose marvelous field ing surpassed that of Chance, Cha.se or Konetohy, and Whose terrific batting would have put Ty Cobb, Hans Wagner and Lajole to shame. But what did they read? Nothing. No mention of Charles Otto. Not even his name in the lineup. Not even on the team as a sub. He may not even have seen the game for all we know. Think of it go to all the trouble of sending this old-time player to Wash ington and then not to be represented by him In this one game of the season. It is up to our congressman to explain. Deposit Guaranty and Postal Savings. Now that the bosk guaranty law has gone Into effect we shall expect a large amount of capital to come out from Ha hiding- place. Tecumseh Journal-Tribune. This, it will be remembered, was one of the chief arguments advanced In support of the deposit guaranty scheme, and it will, Indeed, be inter esting to watch and see whether any large amount of hoarded savings is attracted to the state banks, operating under the law In contrast with the national banks, which are not subject to Its provisions. The chances are against this expectation being fully realized, because money that was hoarded through lack of confidence In banks is more apt to go to the postal savings, depositories. The, first postal savings bank in Nebraska that at Nebraska City had at the end of last month on deposit about $6,000 in a town of less than 6,000 population, averaging about $1 per capita, and the postmaster who was in charge dp to that time expresses the opinion that at least three-fourths of this money was brought out of hiding and in that way restored to circulation. If the state banks, therefore, fall to show an acceleration of deposits as a consequence of the guaranty law, the champions of deposit guaranty will find relief in pointing to the success of the postal savings banks. . Size of National Contentions. Attention is being called to the fact that the new congressional apportion ment not only enlarges the member ship of the house of representatives and increases the number of votes in the electoral college, but also adds to the number of delegates in the na tional nominating conventions. The great party conventions are made up of delegates from each state in double the number of senators and represen tatives In congr.es with arbitrary al lotment to the District of Columbia, thei territories and the Insular posses sions. Figuring it out in the usual way, the next republican national con vention will have 1,064 delegates, and the next, democratic national conven tion 1.09S delegate!, the difference being accounted for by the fact that the democrats give the territories more generous representation than do the republicans. The necessary ma jority to nominate a candidate for president on the republican ticket will be 533, while to nominate the candi date for president on the democratic ticket under the two-thirds rule will require 928 votes. It fs reasonable to expect that this increase in the size of the conventions will lead to renewed efforts for a bssis of apportionment that will make representation conform more nearly to party strength and at the same time reduce the aggregate number of delegates. Infantile Paralysis Tet Unfatliomed Evidently, endowed science has not yet found the specific, nor even an effective treatment, for infantile par alysis. The mystery of the disease has baffled the best efforts of the ex perts working with the advantage of unlimited resources to back them. pr. Simon Flexner, in charge of the cam paign, addressing a body of medical officers In connection with the New York State Board 6f Health, said: Until we can succeed In determining how the disease la transmitted we cannot expect to accomplish Its prevention. The source of the entrance of the germs of this dis ease appears to be through the upper sir paasagea, especially the nose. It would also appear that the most probable means of exit of this germ Is through the nose and throat. It is, therefore, very Impor tant that the discharges from the nose and throat of persona suffering from Infantile paralysis be promptly destroyed. Of course. Dr. Flexner does not mean the fight has been abandoned. His experience with the disease only goes to show that, if anything, it is etaa more of a mystery than was at first believed, and tt was reported to have completely baffled medical sci ence. Nevertheless, it Is a good thing (or humanity that these scientists will be kept at work until they do discover the secret of the dread disease. Some progress, of course, has been accom plished, for it is progress to have dis covered what Dr. Flexner has about the necessity of first finding the source of entry and exit of the germs and their deadly character. The difficulty encountered only goes to emphsslze the importance (o the world of the philanthropy back of this research, and the world's debt to those who carry it on. An Optimistio View of Business. George M. Reynolds, president of the Continental and Commercial Na tional bank of Chicago, makes a show ing as to crop and business eonditlona based upon the results of a compre hensive investigation, that Is strik ingly Interesting for Its optimism. In a word, Mr. Reynolds says, "The coun try is all right, the calamity howlers are all wrong." In spite of severe drouths over a wide area of the farming country, the crops will exceed the average for ten years, according to this report, and come not tar, in some cases, from the big records of previous years. But here la a statement that must call for much congratulation: "The general business review finds no reason for fearing a longer continued depres sion. " The authority of the state ment gives It 'a weight especially en couraging at this time. The banking situation, according to Mr. Reynolds, is clearing. The heavy excess of loans over deposits has been cut down one-half in eighteen months and done so quietly as to produce bo excitement whatever. Individual de posits are mounting up and the ten dency toward speculation has been checked. Of course, bankers and others in touch with financial condi tions are feeling easier over the pro nouncements by the . courts on some of the big trust questions. These out of the way and the "rule of reason" laid down for future guid ance have, undoubtedly, had a quiet ing effect on restless business gen erally. Here is a paragraph in the Reynolds report, which it seems worth while to reprint: It would be well to pause for a moment and compare the present volume of busi ness with that of a few years ago, a time preceding the tendency toward an over expansion of productive capacity. Were present production computed upon plant capacity of 1906 the percentage of operation would be much nearer normal than as com puted at present. This Is true all through the business world, and hence, with a lib eral allowance for natural growth and the attendant Increased consumptive powers. It Is doubtful if the present volume of busi ness on the average would fall mora than 10 per cent under normal. A comparatively moderate pick up. then, would make. a re markable difference In the general situa tion. No Railroad Strikes Wanted. The man who pays the freight, and occupies the passenger coach can have little, patience with this talk of a threatened railroad strike in the west tying up practically all lines. He will hope that Mr. Kruttschnltt Is mistaken in believing such a disaster imminent. The people would get the worst of such a strike and they are in no mood for It. Unless we mightily misunder stand public temper, they would not endure the accompanying hardships complacently. And whether they would or not, tbey should not' be called on to. This imagining that the employer or employe In a public service corpora tion can between themselves create and carry on a labor war irrespective of the rights of the people-at-large is all wrong, and the sooner it is so recognized the better for every inter est. No matter what the issue is at otake In this present controversy, It Is not too great to be adjusted without a strike. It certainly Is not as great as the consequences of a strike would be. After a period of Industrial peace such as this country has been enjoying the last few years people are convinced that strikes can be avoided If those directly concerned make a real effort to avoid thein. Here in Omaha we are about to wit ness the novelty of two elections being held on the same day, in the same places and by the same election offi cers, but during different hours one continuing from' 8 in the morning till 6 in the evening and the other till at night. That is one place where the movement for- shorter hours has not yet been really effective. Known by Ilia Knetulea. Washington Post. President Taft proves that, after all, sue cess depends very largely on the kind of enemies you make. Just Mnpposln'. Buffalo Times. A Missouri Judge having ruled- that a man has a right to spank bis wife, the Cleveland Plain Dealer seriously puts the question: "But suppose the wives are from the same state. Ami the Democratic Party, 8t. Louis Globe-Democrat. Tliuinas Jefferson was a man of varied talents. He produced a Bible, wrote the Declaration of Independence, purchased Louisiana and Invented the three-legged stool. Kssatts's raw, Kansas City Times. Tears ago when B. II. Funston was In congress from the Second Kansas district, little did he suspect that the time would come when headline writers would refer to him as "Funston's Father." catterlaar Their e'lre. Springfield Republican. That houee resolution for an Investiga tion of the "money trust" haa been post poned. Tbat Is Just aa well. The demo cratic fire' against the "hosts of privilege and monopoly" !s becoming too scattered as It Is. To extend It against the alleged money trust would be In too class resem blance to a ease of shooting blankly in lh air. Eookin(Backwanl IlibDay inOmalm COMPILED FROM BKB riXf-S ArtlHT S. Thirty Years Ag Dr. James K. Isli, the well known senior of the drug firm of Ish A McMahan. pasted peacefully away from earth at his residence, 1512 Leavenworth street. Pr. Ish was taken sick with summer com plaint during an excursion Into Canada, which grew worse on his return home. He waa a Virginian by birth and had set tled In Omaha as early as lltts. Pr. Ish leaves a -lfe and one son, about 10 years old. "He waa a man of social disposition and gathered around him a circle of warm and congenial friends." The Harmonic soolety Is progressing finely with rehearsals of "The Chimes of Normandy." Prof. Mayer has charge of the lyric Instruction and Prof. Stevenson of the dramatic. The cast Is as follows: Kor polette. Mrs. C. E. .Squires; Henri. W. B. Wllklns; Oaspard. Thomas J. Pennell; Oermalne, Miss Lltsle Calderwood; Viola, Revel Prance. A professional tenor will be procured to sing the part of Grenlcheux. Article of Incorporation have been filed for a branch of the Rait Lake A Pacific railway. Five trustees are named, to con sist of Thomas I Klmhall, Andrew J. Poppleton. E. P. Vlnlng, T. J. Clark and Leavltt Burnham. Mrs. A. Cahn started this afternoon on a visit to her son In New Tork. Mrs. Cahn will also visit the prominent seaside resorts of the east. Mr. Bam R. Brown has definitely de cided to .-erect three three-atory buildings on the site now occupied by Frederick and A. T. Moore on the corner of Fourteenth and Farnem streets. Undertaker Jacobs had six funeraUs on hand today. The mayor and olty council are wrang ling over the question of establishing a new Farnam street grade. Chief Oalllgan In a communication to the council asks that as the water works are about completed, three new hose carts be purchased. Ho asked also that a new four-circuit repeater be bought and four new boxes, the present alarm covering too great k circuit. An Informal reception waa given to Mr. W. W. Petty' and Miss Mary Brooks, previous to their departure for Turkey", where they will serve as missionaries, In the parlors of the Congregational church. Mr. O. T. Houser, secretary of the Young Men's Christian association, presided. Prayer waa offered by Rev. Mr. McCand llsh, and addresses made by Mr. M. M. Marshall and Mr. Robert Weldensaul. Twenty Years Ago Eight carloads of pleasure seekers spent the day at Ruser's park. It was the Piatt deutscher Vereln's picnic. Many prizes went to contest winners, W. F. Btoecker getting the sweepstakea. George Vradenburg. 1W Georgia avenue, "was driving a lady visitor from the depot to his home at night and lost the lady's satchel out of the buggy." The satohel held 130 in eash. The cornerstone of the First Presbyterian church of South Omaha waa laid by Brad D. Slaughter, grand master of the Maaona of Nebraska. Rev. Robert L. Wheeler, pastor, preached the sermon. C. T. Bralnard, son of Thomas C. Brainard of the Paxton hotel, waa ad mitted to the bar In Douglas county. He was a graduate of the Harvard law school. John J. Stewart, 61 years of age, died at his home at Fifty-first street and Pop pleton avenue. Ten Years A go Mayor Moores and Chief Donahue were served with an Injunction to restrain them from closing Sixteenth street from Doug las to Nicholas for paving. Fred Bwanson of Ashland, who waa at work on the Twenty-fourth street viaduct, was killed by a switch engine. The annual commencement of the Omaha College of Pharmacy was held at the Crelghton Medical college, when these stu dents were graduated: V. W. Boblsud, Howell, Neb.j George Cooney. Columbus; W. E. Hughes, Fremont: Roy Crook, Meadow Grove; C. E. Pheftrey, Oxford. Edward Strong, a gardener living at Tblrty-elghth and Camden, was seriously Injured on the street when his horse took fright at the circus parade. Miss Moore and Miss Pugsley returned to their homes in Kansas City and Miss Wells 'to her home In Minneapolis after spending two weeks as the guests of Miss Faitr. Potter. Miss Ellnora I'lrlka Hjeln of Harvard, Neb., who was the guest of Mr. and Mrs. W. tt. Dexter, returned home. People Talked About William Dean Howells. the author, was a compositor on an Ohio newspaper before the war. . Miss Alice P. Raphael, author of "The Fulfillment," is spending her summer at Peak's Island on the Maine coist, where she Is planning another novol. Henri Bernstein, the French playwright, has already fought eight duels, without doing any damage. Pretty soon some one may get hurt. President Simon is another one of those patriots who claimed that he would die before he surrendered. He compromised by beating It from the scene. Salmon Brown, eldest son of the second marriage of John Brown, the famous aboil. tlonlst, will celebrate his seventy-fifth birthday In October. He Uvea at Portland, Ore. and la an enthusiastic gardener. Champ Clark continues to lose 11,000 a week In the noble service of his country. Joseph Clary, who was imprisoned three days in a mine, has been rescued, but he haa not yet gone Into vaudeville. Mrs. Matthew Scott, president general of the Daughters of the American Revolution, has been elected president of a coal min ing company at .Bloomington, III., to sue cetd former Vice President Adlal Steven son. Russell U. Chittenden, director of the Sheffield school at Tale, and Richard A. Reeve, professor of opthalmology at the University of Toronto, received degrees of doctor of laws from the t'niveriity of Birmingham, England, last week. Alfred von Kiderlln-Wachter. the Ger man Imperial secretary for foreign affairs, Is generally regarded aa the originator of the German Interference in Morocco that has once more brought the long-dreaded specter of a great European war into prominent view. UI11 Beatrice Harraden haa been elcct'd to the counoll of the English Society of Women Journalists. Mrs. Bedford Fen wick was elected president of tbe society. Mrs. Ftmwlck Is tbe editor of the British Journal of Nursing and the founder of the International Council of Nurces. KUv. Chariot M. Bbeldon, who is the author of "la His Hups." of which I.OM.OuO copies were sold, and who pursues a prac tice ef reading his Stories to his Bunday 1 evening congregations, has Just finished ! the manuscript of his new book. "The High Calling." Tba book la to be pub lished tbts fail: rOLITICS IS NEBRASKA. Aurora Sun (detn.l. A very large per cent of the mea that voted for the revl preclty bill Here democrats and a very large per cent of the men that voted acalnat that bill were republicans, and till The Omaha Bee has the effrontery to claim that the measure was essentially put through by the republicans. Grand Island Independent: Colonel Bijby calls upon ojir distinguished townsman, W. H. Thompson, to apologise for not having mentioned the name of W. J. Bryan in his speech. The Little Giant haa never been known as an early apologlser. Then' too, the matter may all be a part of the game and be well understood by God-father Democrat: Congressman Norrls has announced hia candidacy for United States rcnator. Senator Norrls Brown can now shape his campaign to meet the re quirements. If we have to have a repub lican senator, we're In favor of Norrls Brown, because. If he keeps on in his pres ent path of progression he will be a pretty good democrat by the time the next session convenes. Kearney Hub: The World-Herald con tinues to whine about the democrats being allowed to pay taxes. Join the militia, and do various Other things, therefore should be given a chance on the supreme court, board of regents and railway commission. Why not amend tlio constitution then to permit a partisan minority representation? That IS the only way. The World-Herald Is merely talking for present political ef fect. Tecumseh Journal-Tribune (dem.): The republican convention held In Lincoln last week proved to be under complete control of President Taft'a admirers making It plain that Col. Victor Rosewater of the Omaha Bee, assisted by Col. F. A. Shot well, secretary of the progressive repub lican league of this state, knew what they were talking about when thny averred some time ago that Mr. Taft waa the choice of Nebraska republicans for a sec ond term. Blair Pilot: It's quite evident that the federal btfgade will be with Senator Brown In his campaign for another term. But, If we remember correctly, they were behind Burkett to a man, so that isn't a sure sign of victory by any means. What a senator should do Is to get the people enthusiasti cally behind him. The postmasters will be behind him anyhow; they have to be to hold their Jobs. Such a combination would pell vlotory, triumphant and overwhelm ing. Witness Senear La Follette's sweep ing victory In Wisconsin. What beats us is that a man smart enough to be senator can't see this. Falls City , Journal: Senator "Buster" Brown !k for cheap things. Every note he records Is against the agricultural interests of Nebraska, He started In two years ago by voting to put hides on the free list and every chance he gets he slams his vote where It will hurt the farmer the most Ho hopes to be able to get the farmer boys a few suits of shoddy clothing at about half the price they have been paying for tailor made suits. The farmer boys are not of the shoddy kind. Hence they will remember to vote against Brown when It comes to choosing a senator to repre sent them at Washington. McCook Tribune: It will be worth while to determine Just how genuinely progres sive Nebraska Is. The April election will amount to a show down, with the Canadian reciprocity and presidential pref erence well to the front. And a lively United States senatorial Incident to boot! Nebraska City Press: Democratic news pepers of the pro-Bryan faith say the re publican Journals are talking altogether too much about the erstwhile Peerless and Beerlese Leader.- Mr. Bryan Is such an Interesting and diversified character that It la indeed hard to let him rest In peace or piece, whichever way you view it. HISH IN FARM VALVES. Phenomenal Uplift Nte la Census Retnrns. Springfield (Mass.) Republican. The wealth of the country Inveated In farm lands and Improvements reaches the noteworthy total of around thlrty-slx bil lions of dollars. This Is the footing which has Just been reached for the census of 1910. It represents the largest decade Increase In value of from farm property ever known. The comparison with ten years ago by divisions of such property, exclusive of live stock follows: 11(10. 1900. Per cent Increase (Land $38,383,821,000 1B,1,03,000 111 Buildings ... t.2M.O2S,000 S,Bf4,614.000 77 Implements 1,261,817,000 749,778,000 tilt Total 36,fc,663,000 I17,S&T,4,000 108 And as against this relative increase of 108 per cent we have for previous decades running In order back to 1860; 27, 12, SS, U and 101 per cent respectively the last ap plying to the ten years from 1800 to 1860. Our standpat brethren will doubtless sells upon this extraordinary percentage of farm wealth Increase for the last decade aa a product of the high tariff policy then em bodied in the Dlngley act. They cannot be allowed so much comfort. Under the same policy ss between 1880 and 1890 the Increase was only tt per cent and from 1870 (gold value) to 1SH0 It wan only 8s per cent. To find an appreciation of farm property at all equal to thla of the last decade we must go back to 1860-M-and that was a low tariff period; that was the time of the Walker or "free trade" tariff and of the still lower tariff of 1857. But that was a time like the last decade of extraordinary expansion In the produc tion of the world's chief money metal In which these values are reckoned; and this must be the explanation of the exceptional Increase of farm values for both decades so similar In their changes of monetary volume and value, and so dissimilar In their tariff policies. There have been no trusts in the farm Industry and the tariff clearly does not explain the phenomenal rise of these valuations. It is due to mone tary inflation, and thla Is well to remem ber when we hear the high prices else where charged up Indiscriminately to trust combinations. What's the Answer New York World. Here's a pretty problem: Two negroes went into the shop vt a Jeweler and asked to see a watch. He ahowed them one. ot which he said afterward: "It waa worth 18, but I Intended to charge them HE." The negroes grabbed the watch and es caped with it. How much Hi tbe Jeweler loseT ! It Iuallalef Bo ton Herald. Boston will be humiliated to learn that the heat of lava In the volcano ot Kliauea beats hr July record by more than WIO degrees. Localise the Trltle. Baltlmrr Jjrar'naa. No seismic dlatartaunces an rvpartad at present, but the Koa- SUiiajn J. Bryan is again In a ataJ-a t Wwt eruption. Iew Hold Sanford lirril at KARXAJW. OMAHA A quiet, refined and homelike ho tel appealing to those seeking ac commodations at reasonable rstes. MOMENTS OF MERRIMENT. "How queer Agnrs looks of late!'" "Tt. 1 can't make out whrlher It 1 flrens rrform or hard luck."-Harper's Basar. "Mother Is sending out my birthday In vltntlon. shall 1 say 'Tour presence Is requested?" ' "Of course not. my dear: you should ssy 'Your presents are requested. ' "- Iwlladel plila Ledger. Captain KIdJ told how he hid his treas ure. "I burled a few chunks of coal In Alaska," he exclaimed. Herewith he calculated conarees would not allow It to be dug up. New York Sun. Sporting Porter (to Bishop) That's Jack Johnson over there. His lxrdshlp Who? Sporting Porter Jsck Johnson; you go and shake 'ands with 'lm he ll let yer. The Sketch. "If they keep on Inrresslng the site of the national house of representatives " "I agree with you; It will be as big as' some of the members feel," New York Press, "I mustn't let my social activities make me neglect my children," declared Mrs. De Style. "Quite right." assented her secretary. "Send them a marked copy of this society paper. It outlines my plans for August in full." Washington Herald. Master (who believes that horse racing Is hurrying on the fall of the empire! Coleman. I picked up a turf guide outside the roach house yesterday. 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XXX. f BELLEVUE Located In Omaha's Beautiful Suburb. THIRTIETH YEAR OPENS SEPTEMBER 12TH, 1911 College, Normal School, -Musical Conservatory and Atadenir. St.-ouK faculty, representing graduate study In Harvard, John Hopkins, Columbia, Princeton, Chicago, Wisconsin, Iowa. Lelpstc, Edln burgh and Oxford. . - Ststs Teacher's Certificates granted. Huccessful Athletics. De bating, Oratory and College Journalism. Expenses mod rate. SEND FOR CATALOGUE. MTOlMTTlfimTPI MILITARY Drills. Co'irve. of Htudy ACAdemifli ur iur uusinssi ius, manual trttminif. s9prviv Lprunnt for ainall boy a. tor catalogue, audraaa. JQmi l The HecretATjr, 180 4 St. Francis Solanus Quirtcy, Illinois Complete Freraratory, Commercial, 8eUn tTflc Pngllah and Claaa'cal Cotirsea. spanlal facilities tn Vocal and Instrumental mu sic. To secure the family spirit the acn-'uil attendance la limited to auvall numbers. lend for catalogue. Very Rev. furtunat us Ilauaser, U. K. M., College passed over the place, 'That una n wild pitch." hW1 one fsn. "Mrbbe It mn.." rrnlleil the other, "hut It Vashlnnton Star. "I think the doctor I" sliotil through with inc. Told me my ailment is practically cured. "What did Von have?" "Three hundred dollars, orinlnally." Warden- -Tlu prltonrr refuses to work unless he run practice his own tradf. Governor 'I hat is but natural. Put him to it. What Ih his trade? Warden Ho Is an aviator, sir. Toledt Blade. HERO MEDALS. aaasssssBBsaB) Washington Star. When vou're passing them round To the men who deserve To be wldelv renowned For their generous nerve. There are ne.rn.-e which are intesod From the luminous scroll Where Is written the list That fame loves to enroll. The man who keee still When a story la told And who latighs with a will. Though the matter Is old; The man who says "yes" When vou ask for a lan; He Is brave more or less, Though he llntrera unknowni And the man who goea out For a holldsy fair With his children about Nor complains of the oars. And mor whom we know Should lo cherished and prized; They are heroes, although 1 ney are not laveniKii, urn jb nr n hi ibtjp mr,- an niioplane Punch. j ut 11111 ir;i s . mm 1 2f 9 MacMnswIsl'd, Hion. 3LB0 New York (Sty- $42.00 Portland, Me 4Z35 Quebec, Que 39.00 Butland, Vt. , . . . , - 39.10 Ottawa, Out 35.00 St, Johns, N. B 44-50 Toronto, Ont 29.60 COLLEGE ACADEMY kS Met and Inrveat In Middle Wast. e!kUAnr.akS bniiatuUI,. III L. uir i ((sviia, UUIVI VSSIUS. A 1 1 gj 1 1 PI inmnuy, Anwiory sua avairy u A . prepare tor Unl vrif U. Uovarnmatit ww . a- us vaiaivUf UMISWSt Washington Atre Lexington, Mo. KEARNEY MILI TARY ACADEMY. Military Training com bined aim Academic and BtuLneas course dveLu tbe bodies end minds of iuyl Into Manly, buuxiv (ul Mao. We buUd op a sound body, develop char acter and create the habits ilial make the &oy iua Manly Man. uux academic atandards are high. Our classic and cientli'lc course y 1 spare for all cellrsea. Our com. nieicial coutihui prepare for biiaine 1U. Write for Illustrated catalogue. BAKBT M. aVSSSU. Ssaa Maate. Kearney. aTeb. r l I' t-