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TITF, BEE: OMAHA.-MONDAY. AUGUST 7, 1011.
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The BEES Junior Birthday Book"
Bleat of the Innocent Bystander
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Whet de you think of msvsratlrm sun
t arn?" asked th Regular Fallow, proudly.
fit's Ilk a wealthy defendant-ut on a
rl." replied the- Innocent Hystander. "It
riuaet eer -you to knotr that bvauty It
"Air C'.i dep, and that' you may soon get
'M your owt pulehrltude.- Very nice
t have the cuftain roll Itself away, as It
Were. Judging (from their looks, however,
ft lot of swepl tmist be awfully tmVk
tklnncd. In-thetr rase a thine; of beauty 1
tkln deep forever.'
"I dcih'C have fu ask you If you have
ln InforrrwM hy ever so many persons
1th auperWtnmis that they never sun
um. but tin. I'ft'must b great to be ons
if those altltudlnous exaltees who infest
the lumrfler ' reports and beacTi, their
faces, ajeeks. Teg Arid arms giving a lifelike
n tit mahogany table, espe-
i "."Hairy'th IihiI
tif.- Of course yoti of 1 merely
shuck our lrfchf, dmmer-welgfit skins after
I onuldf rsble'rtUAitnfort or pain, and return
I to the cjiy fcu ik'e as ever, but these proud
itrsons nave ine tixk oi inciting iiae
Hindu yogis or ti'i guards.'
t "It takes' long and at lent lettering along
lb beach So develop luaf Hsvsn wrapper
K.rffVrt so prpAilarlil the summer. Any ama
teur, wlthmit'prevKJUs Instruction! can go
oat on the sandy shore, paddle 1n the
water a rUtto, fciaT ground the 1eacn a
few hours and be afl ready to have sunburn
3 Ilk a thirty-third degree burner. First,
3 the-expertimritsr' apar to have donned a
suit of pink'' tights, . but very quickly, at
the shades of night ajl, It Is evident that
he had on a nbbhy garment composed of
terra-cotts, or- red brick: -Looks like and
feela mora- so.
"Maybe at ' first ft merely seems as
though the' flesh had solidified ttito min
eral and 6rM to be Impervious to sensa- J
Hon. but. When the skin t Inter crawls Into;
his little -bed af nllght he realizes that '
; Sea Shore
NEW YORC -Aug. 6. A midsummer
weather enthralls the big cities, thousands
respond to the lure of ocean breeseX Miss
Flora McFllmsy's first thought Is "What
to wear"" and the question Is well worth
serious consideration, Bait air Is very In
jurious to "many .handsome fabrics.
A motor coat Is almost an lndlsper.sible
abdltlon to 'k' woman's wardrobe. It Is a
garment that win answer for all purposes,
such Ts boating and: driving, and useful
also for cool evenings. They are -stmph)
In eonstractlonand easily ptlv.. . " "
Tha one Illustrated was rpale of biscuit
color, herringbone serge, with collar, euffs
and packet laps of blaok and white satin.
Costly garment have .come out of an
oceaa fog looking like, limp rags. So the
wary aeasld visitor selects her wardrobe
with car.. For all utility wear, the whit
linen tub suit takes precedence. Nothing is
mar delectabt and the simpler th moea
charming, provided the "cut" be a la mode.
Indian head and galatea. twill and pique.
ar also useful, but the white linen robe,
V.
I garment that win answer for all purposes,
in such Ts bdfttlni and: driving, and useful
f ' WW' fil l
S ; p. .'ill; UjJv!;fiiiJ:l J
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i v r )HUU v.; .-ftt!ib) l
If yo led two big- lor
your place
ha 1s reposing on his nerves. There Isn't
any position he can lie In wtth comfort.
When he mentions the matter the follow
ing day 'every one has a different remedy
to ' recommend, cold cream, witch hasel,
gasolene, rough on rats and like matters.
All are equally useless. There Is only one
cure for sunburn and that Is time, when
the epidermis turns white and can bs
peeled off like walljaper In a jerry built
riat. But men haven't half of the sorrows
that women do. Think, of when the beach
beile peels, when red noses turn white, or
when the tanned girl appears In a decol
late which doesn't reach up to the sunllnC.
All from the pestlme of sunning."
"It's a great game,'' agreed the Regular
Fellow. '
"It's a skin game," said the Innocent
Bystander.
(Copyright, 1911, by New York Herald Co.)'
Fashions
gown or suit la charming In the morning
on the hotel veranda; picturesque on the
sand or on tha rocks; adorable on the
golf course or tennis court perfect at the
yacht club; Irresistible for boating, attract
Ively Inexpensive, and Ideal for laundering
(which should be don without starch)
As a second choice, tan linen suiting Is ap
propriate and the colored linens ar a, lovely,
but will fade in the seaside glare. Som
hold that tan and colored linens are more
economical In that they soil less easily,
but that is an open question.
Surely a faded lilac or a pink makes the
wearer look forsaken. Nothing could be
more fetching than the simplest of gowns
teen lately at a resort. Tha snugly fitting
skirt was severely plain the materlaf was
whits linen; the body and sleeve In on
was ssversly plain though elegantly fitted;
these were caught together at the high
waist by a stitched empire belt of linen.
Tha bell sleeves arid small sailor collar
were finished in unobtrusive hand scallo-
Ing In white mercerised cotton, A soft
tailor knot of whit mull was worn at the
throat, with canvas ties and a Panama
hat draped with whit mull; the wearer
Jauntily tilted a white linen parasol and
ths freshness and daintiness of this immac
ulate ooatum put U1 the faded blues and
pinks on the boardwalk "out of commis
sion." Whit lawn dresses trimmed with lac
or embroidery are most destrable for the
"hot spell" when all the yachts are be
calmed and nature has forgotten to
breathe. Flowered lawns will fade and the
most exquisite of figured organldes will lose
their erlspness, but" the sheer whit lawn
will hold It own for hops at hotel or
yacht club reception "on board," and after
noon porch parties.
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Nubs of Knowledge
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Mattnew Hopkins, witch finder, was him
self tried by hi own tests and put to death
a a wisard.
Earl of Salisbury was the original user
of ths cannon In warfare, and he was the
first Englishman killed by a cannon ball.
Bishop of Verdun. co-"-'ver of the Iron
cages, which were too : 1 to allow per
sona confined in them to stand upright or
to lie at full length, was the first to b
shut up in one.
Haman, the Ameleklte. devised a gallows
fifty cubit high on which to execute Mor
deed, but the chief minister of King
Ahasuerus was himself hanged on his
gigantic gibbet
Weights and measures were Invented by
Phidlon of Argus in 8(3 B. C
A tea mad of ths leaves of the "Jaugh
Ing plant" of Arabia puts . the partaker
Into a hilarious humor for an hour or ao.
First Iron rolling and slitting mill In
Pennsylvania was erected at'Thornby In
1746.
In the seventeenth century the epithet
Moss applied to females waa considered a
term of reproach.
Poppaea, wife of Nero, Invented the
mask to guard her complexion from the
sun about 0 A. D.
Trouble on
TROUBLE ON
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Loretta's Looking
Borne of iyou will not believe that there Is
such a thing as an honest bachelor in all
the number of man who noumbr, de
corate and desecrate th glob. But listen I
Could these words fall from th lips of any
but an honest KianT Tbey wfU show him
that! And the absence of any claimed or
claiming woman from his neighborhood
hows him to be en of those human of
fense, a bachelor.
"Why do you not marry?" th question
waa flung at bim with the usual bravado
that attends th landing of th gauntlet
before the enemy to b engaged In strife.
But be refused to fight. He Just natur
ally picked it up and seemed to hand It
back with an Implied, polite. "Allow me!"
"I am M year old and dally mor par
ticularand lesa desirable."
Just listen to that, girls!
"Will you be more specifier" I requested
on the 'hunt for information on this ail
intersstlng subject.
"About what My Increasing list of re
quirements or my diminishing attractions?"
he asked.
I could, not resist a small feminine jab.
"Oh! you need not show m what I
obvious! Just outline th increasing list of
requirement," I answered.
He looked a bit reproachful, but waa too
genuinely In rncst to be sidetracked by
my unflattering remark. ,
"Well, there I th first little require
ment. All th rest ar appendage thereto.
I want a wtf who will realise that I am of
age and sound mind and Jlw m to con
tinue to be what I am. I hav no inclina
tion toward becoming th India-rubber man
and being In a constant state of stretch
trying to live up to her notion f what
her husband should b."
I sat In long and thoughtful si lance.
"What keep you still?-' b asked with
aa -artistle bland of surprise and regret
in his manner, which at one evened the
score for piy pretty jab aad soothed m
Into reply Instead of retaliation.
the Border
THE BORDER.
trace n&
Glass - Held Up with Help
"Do you honestly think that girls want
to mak over th men they marry?" I
asked.
"I honestly do. I hav seen the effort
They mak us believe that we ar just
what they want" till they get us. Then
they begin to make us over. It's all right
if they don't want to make a hurry-up
job of It I never knew a man who waa
not better for fhe Influence of a good wife.
I honestly and truthfully think If I were
a woman should never marry on who
had not had the kindergarten training of
himself done by a first wife. But a man
isn't a mushroom. H can't grow In a sin
One for the Wife
writing a novel baaed on her matrimonial
experiences with Nat Goodwin, said re
cently to a New York interviewer:
"In my novel the reader's sympathy will
be enlisted for the heroin. Th heroin
will oome out on top. Bh alwoy does
com out on top, you know. In stories
written by women.
"I'm sure a woman wrote th story I
heard recently about a man and his wife.
" 'Marriage,' said tha man, "is a mis
take' " 'It's worse.' said his wife. Ufa a
crime."
" 'Why should a chap marry," th man
cried, 'when, by jingo, he can buy a talk
ing parrot for tV
"Tlve dollar!' solaJmsd his wife. 'Well,
that la another exampl of th eternal In
equality of th sexts.'
" 'Inequality of the sexeat How so?
said he.
" Tou men," shs replied, 'can buy a
parrot for 5, whll w women can't get a
beer anywhere for leas than a hundred or
more "
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.lot tisane always rooaa
of Honest Bachelor
gle night. Especially with th awful set-
bark that he geta when he I shoved Into
after marriage refrigerator to reflect on
the fact that the warmth and glory of the
courtship conservatory was all a dream.
He Is slowly frosen out of a considerable
growth by finding the sudden change of
temperature which is Induced by the dis
covery that he I not what his sweetheart
made him believe he was. her Ideal."
Ws both tumbled into auch deeps of
"brown study" that I did not find out any
mor of the requirements. But I will. Tou
girls Just watch and wait, and I will root
the truth out of that bachelor.
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Chiromancy
Th line of life curve from th aid of
the hand between th thumb and forefinger
around the base of th .thumb to th cen
ter of th wrist Joint According to chir
omancy (th pretended art of Judging th
character and foretelling th fortune of a
person from th aspect Of th band), if
this Una in the left palm Is
Ragular and deeply colored It predicts a
long and happy Ufa
Tortuous colorless, feebly marked and
broken it announce Ul health and short
llf-
N arrow, but long and wall colored H In.
dlcatca wisdom and ingenuity
Broad and pal It la a algn of foily
Deep aad unequally colored It denote
maUoa.
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JEANETTB RYDKn.
261 Brown Street.
Xante and Adtlreoa.
Pajarlta Atktnagon, 1810 Emmet St...
Ida Alpirn, 3018 Wsbster St....'
Walter Anderson, 1716 Jackson St. .. .
Irene Edith Daker, tlO South Twenty-fifth Ave.. . . Maeon . ...... .186
John Beber, 1843 North Twenty-second St Kellom -.,.1903
Louis Carr, 3223 Caes St Webster ,.1904
Irwin Carter, 180m St. Mary's Ave ...Leavenworth .....1901
Gladys Crooke, 1026 North Thirty-third St Franklin ...... -.1197
Dorothy Dart, 2582 Spaudlng St Lothrop ....... . 189
Benl Drevlch, 950 North Twenty-fifth St.... Cass 1905
Lornte F. Davis. 2114 Cumins St High -.1896
Edward Drapallk, 1427 South Twelfth St Comenlua ..1898
Oliver James Emmons, 8642 Grand Ave.- . . High ... ..1894
Minnie Faier, 2532 Parker St , Long ......... ..1899
Joel Thomas Grlffln, 3806 South Forty-second St. ... Windsor 1898
Lowell L. Oaymann, 4224 Patrick Ave .....Clifton Hill. . .1900
Mary G. Hanfelt. 2S25 Brown St - -Sacred Heart 1901
Helen R. Hutton, 2805 Bristol St Lothrop 1898
Michael Huller, 1113 Martha St Lincoln ..119
Fancenla Horn, 411 South Thirty-eighth St. ....... Columbian ...... 1902
Paul Isaacson, 930 North Twenty-fourth St Kellom ........ 1900
Morris Jacob, 1S15 Burt St High 1895
Ernest W. Jones, 1721 South Tenth St Lincoln ....... ..1905
Anna Janata, Third and Spring Sts Bancroft . .I900
Irma Klepetko, 1956 South Flftenth St. ........... Coraenlus ...1901
Robert Mallory, 207 South Forty-second St Saunders -.1903
James R. McCreary, 2416 Manderson St Sacred Heart. .1903
Norma Morford, 4616 North Twenty-first St. ....... Saratoga .--... 1804
Donald J. Martin, 1212 South Twenty-seventh St...Farnam 1901
Anna Nemecelt, 1251 Soutn Thirteenth St Comenius .. ..1897
Marie Peterson; 2424 South Twentieth Are Castellar ......1902
William C. Ramsen, 4281 Douglas St Saunders .. ...1898
John S. Reed, 204 South Forty-ninth Bt Saunders .. ..1897
Jeannette Ryder, 2560 Brown St... Saratoga ..188
William Remmel, 1823 Corby St -. Sacred Heart.. .,1898
Alicia M. Straw, 1941 South Twenty-first St.., Castellar 1898
Helen Selders, 2201 Seward St .. Kellom ....... .1903
Bessie Snitzer, 2009 Paul St... Kellom ....1900
Floyd W. Stenner, Boulevard and Wright St ...... Windsor 1903
Reginald Steel, 2504 Pierce St.. .Mason . .1901
Conceta Vendette, 1812 South Twenty -
Elizabeth Wilson, 2617 Miami St
OUle Watson. 2616 Ohio St
Earl Whlttaker, 2623 Jones St
Harry Woodworth, 1621 North Twenty
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Can Hear All. Voices in the World
"On momnt, pleas." The Interview Is
delayed. Mme. Adele Marl Rlque, founder
of. th Circle of Universal Boul Freedom
and president of th university for soul
cultivation, mental and material elevation,
pauses and listens before talking, says
Theodore Bean, In th New Tork Tele
gram. "I hav discovered th location of th
soul as well," she resumed. "It Is here,
in the upper part of the lur.gs, and Its
spiritual nerves connect directly with the
dome of the temple. Th body la th tem
pi and the dome or top of the forehead
la the workshop of the soul."
Mm. Rlque wore a Grecian robe, cut
square at th neck, giving the soul an open
field for expression. Bh explained that If
anything bound th throat tha spiritual
nerves were handicapped in sending cur
rents to the brain or dome and th whole
scheme . of cultivation and elevation waa
materially hurt thereby.
"Op of my women students realised she
had an aura for. th first tlm. Eh came
to regard her body a a tempi and her
aura as her real estate. She pushed out
of it all antlpathl weeds, she called
them."
"How was this done?"
"It is very simple. If you feel anything
repulsive mak a gesture ilk this. No one
will see you do It, and you ar quickly rid
of it"
The hand first swings at th wrist, then
the whole arm la sent backward in a de
termined way. The ugly impreeslon van
ishes and never returns. This la regarded
aa a great step toward freedom.
"Another woman came to me to find out
what I could do for her. She was unhappy,
she sard, and ah looked It. Bh walked on
her heels. Her atmosphere was filled with
hostile projections, thousands of them. Bh
had hard Unes In her face. Bh said her
circulation waa bad. Bh had Insomnia and
everything In life was hard to bear. I tried
to get her to concentre, but ahe kept on
talking.
" 'Madame,' I said, 'you must learn to
listen. If you accomplish that, you will
Love Will Find a Way
This is fhe
Day We
(elebraie
August 7, 191L
School. Year. .
Lothrop ......101
.Webstar 1B0I
. Leaven north ..nt
fourth Btj... Mason ....1905
...Sacred Heart. .. .1897
Lake 1908
Mason ..... .1895
- second St. . Kellom, ...... 1905
give out something; of yourself and permit
other influences to come In.'
"Before th term waa half finished ah
was a different being. 'Oh, what la UT '
che asked, 'that makes everybody ao nie
to me? Only today I carried the compass
in mind and I made a business deal greatly
to my advantage.' "
"The compass, Mme. IUqua. what doe
that do?" I asked.
"It Is the compass Of life. I wil! show It
to you."
There It was, of four colors, edged in
circle of gold,
"The compass Is th guide to our Uvea,"
she declared. "Columbus could not have
discovered America without a compass,
and no eoul ha a aafe guidance through
life without It Tha compass typifies what
we have In our own souls, and th four
forces In life are represented In the four
cardinal color interpreting the degree and
quality of power.
"Whit represents the spirit of Boulforce;
Blu represents th moral and registering
forces. Green represents tha mental and de
veloping forces. Red represent the physical
force. It can accomplish all things: The
person that knowa Its power Is so attuned
to harmony that thr never could be a
discordant note In the vibration. It elim
inates suspicion. All heartache ar dis
pelled and sorrows ar past and th soul
is awakened to beauty and power."
Osss Byoad Recall.
"A lock of Cromwell's hair recently
brought 1300 at auction. Pretty high for
hair, hey?"
"Oh, I don't know. I think I'd be willing
to pay at that rat for my own hair If
I could get it back."-Ixmsvllle Courier.
Journal,
To get lid of rat writ them as pollt
a note as you can compose and request
them to go to a neighbor's. They will
Obey.
Juan Fernandes d Navarette, bern l&M.
died 1579, waa regarded as the Titian of
Spain. He painted many of the finest pic
ture of th Escuriel.
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