1911.
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The BEES Junior Birthday Book
Told by the Troubled Tourist
"Corn to think about It, the mited
fltates Is getting to be a country," ald the
Troubled Touftnt. "You pay-as-you-enter,
can't get In 'without paying, unless you
HWlm. With ,. pay-a-you-enter cara and
urmmn. muwi wnmi ww .mwa aww mm iohi cox at ay. a
7vewT Hojte
UtFT.TKfif
THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, AUGUST
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nobody would go a irtep further and in
vent a pnr-as-voil-enter saloon. It would
pare a lot of troublo, and might da much to
overcome the American htiblt of treating,
0j say nothtrvg of, stepping imbibing to ea
cm. A man usually knows what he wants
t4 drink. Mo could pay for-the drink aa
Hi goee In, ad then If any friends drop In
they have already paid their fare, and
nobody ha a treat. Nobody would be tak
ing a chance. The man who buys his rldo
before he gets It U Stfre or It, 'nnd the man
Who buys th drink ought to feel safo. Of
eeurse, on a hot, dry day there mlKht bo a
) waiting list, but It wouldn't be any
wnr.e than a pay-aa-you-entrr er crowd
OB wet day. I gut Into trouble on a enr
the .first we day by demanding' a rain
Check. The conductor wanted to know If I
thought I was at a ball game, and I could
he wa annoyed.
"I might suggest also that you adopt the
payae-you-enter restaurant. That would gir o
Some of the giddy spenders a chance to pop
hundred-dollar bill Into the chopper box
and ray 'Just let me know when I've eaten
my way through that.'
i "Pay-aryou-entcr taxlcabs might do for
jthe man who knows exactly where be la
,
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I Striking Gowns Seen on Fifth Avenue
KNEW YORK, Aug. 1. All women who
ve beautiful things and are Interested In
beautiful costumes will be pleased to hear
of some of the most striking gowns seen
iiptelr on the . Fifth avenue afternoon
.promenade. On hardly knows which to
describe first, as they were equally charm
til;, though radically different, and each
Sriseated the very latest faaoiee of fashion.
' A moat lovely creation In two melting
shades of heliotrope, a particularly lus
trous and haadsome quality of shantung
si) It. showed a gracefully fitted skirt, yet
4 conservative cut, and short bell sleeves
M-ene-with-the-w.lst; the ornamentation
fat very elaborate and consisted of dull
gold , mbrbtder x and- short silk 'fringe- In
btflltropo. "The aoeent. were acquired on
lK waiat arn to a buckle from .which
1 light . the bias, fold of tbe skirt above
t'i 'knee by touches of darker velvet.
tlfiuo colored shadow lace In allover
isrtterri'.; formed the thtii yoke and high
collar an undersleeves. A gorgeous neck
lace., of, erwrhyMe set in' gold wa worn
With -this- exquisite gown.; a smart hat of
heliotrope satin-straw braid was set off
With lust the right shade ot dull pink, rosea
in a tight, Frenchy little bunch. A hand
some ' handbag . In, violet and gold era
broidery with elegant gold-washed clash
ttas wont Jn unique fashion, quite aa a
tvurlst carries 1ls fteMglasses with silk
Cord slung over tbe shoulder, and the bag
imaging at-' the' hip. Long lavender suede
gloves and, patent leather ties completed
this vision of loveliness.
' 'During the summer "mdnthn. one always J,
finds it necessary have at least one out
iiig suit. Among the latest styles now In
vogue. Is the.Norfolk blbuse. The one shown
bova was made of black and wblte-strtpe
:wlth 'eollar aad cuffs of plain ira-
nothor most striking "model represented
the perfect l'a ef black-and-white coBiblna-
tfoo, whUlrfliaJi had such an unprecedented
vUgue. The material was black-and-white
Striped ' Chiffon- tolls, h most . delectable
Ar.brio, delightful to touch and perfect to
drape Decorative panel effects la front
Of waist and. skirt were made of white
hlftan .embroidered In the datntlest of de
flgus in black-ana-whlte silk. The waist
line waa high and even especially accentu
ated In the taCk by a black satin, raised
girdle. Bias bands of tbe same black
satin finished the square neck, the skirt
hem 'and rfklrt side panels, which have
en so popular. The way tbe bias stripe
fi t)t each other In the back of the skirt was
a triumph Jn urestMnaktatf. The only "high
light'4, of color- was a shimmering knot of
coral-pink panne velvet twist peeping from
$he folds ef the surplice waist and dlBap-J
ftJnMM rAAMklhr r vnn . madam.
fsmg i j "
Said the fakir, with a grin; ;
MI haven't aeen you la an age,
. And, pray, how hare you boear"
Now, that will do for you," said she.
i "fl'm rroot against your een;
'., Tou can't aoll me a thing1 today,
0o keep a-movlng on.
X don't need any boneleaa beans,
Or sudJaaa soap today;
Besides you buneoed before.
So, now, be on your way."
K But. prithee, ma'am, let me explain:
.- ril show you soiaothuig new."
- Well. If I waa in need," aald she,
'I wouldn't buy from you,
. Tu footed, (he oace wttb ttlUeas rune.
And other bad inventions"
:.j "Qut. saadam, let me have a word;
i! 1 how hare good Intentions;
" I, have a arslcl today f
I "Say, no, I tell you; no!"
Exclaimed the aagry housewife.
'.' "Now. will you politely got
' I rtsr it yeu -doa't. 1 eromlae yau
y . 1 , , I
nrxno
s Ail VK t'f xp i v W i
f JcvfT STMO rm.- I rs hot aii k?K5rHT.' I qcwnquP! I
ifai
"DO TOU GIVE RAIN CHECKS?"
going, but there are so many who don't
Pay-as-you-enter barber shops might elim
inate a lot of conversation after you get
Inakle. Out my way once I know they Im
proved on the voting system a whole lot
by putting up a sign at the polls that read.
'Get. paid as you enter,' but 1 don't know
that I'd recommeud that system for gen
eral use."
(Copyright, 1911, by the N. T. Herald o,)
pearing into the girdle. This lighting of
coral was repeated m the black-and-white
chip turban. A fascinating parasol hi
graduated stripe ot black satin on white
gros-graln attracted especial attention.
That you will rue the day
Tou made ma try to feed my eowe on
Artificial hay."
"But, madam"
"Never mind." said Bhe,
"You heard me that will do.
Now, If you don't be on your way,
l'B sic the dog on you."
"Ah, glory be, at last," cried be,
"You've struck tbe proper note;
For dog cakes here X have to sell
Now, won't that get your goat?"
Crash) Bang! filam! Q-r-r-r-rl
Woof Woof!
"Goodness, how that man can run!
(Copyright. 1MI, by the N. T. Herald Ce.)
A Hungarian foot soldier of the Areh
duke Ferdinand attained the stature of
eleven feet. His portrait waa In the An
broslaa cabinet at Wnna.
Hans Bar. whose lull slie likeness
drewa In was in the Imperial castle
at Innsbruck, mcaaured. eleven feet
A Hot Weather Idyl
GK.THAT ""' I EJr
MUST BE A I V Vv"5S
PaETTV5T1AfT rAQ& J7
Loretta's Looking
Tar Loretta: I would like very much
to know why you are atwaye match-making
an4 ' talking; up . matrimony? Do you
roaUy think that matrlmoay la the only
thing a woman 'was created for? I have
coin to the conclusion that you are 'aa
old maid' who wants a helpmate and
would gladly accept anything that wears
trousers. VERONICA."
Tour cheerful stab in the back might
reach my heart, Veronica. If I am an old
maid, pining with the loneliness of the
unmated, made despondent by the sense
of unfulflllment, you may be driving the
barb of your feminine jab very deep in-,
deed.
Old maidenhood, like city limits, has
clearly marked lines. According to tbe old
time schedule, I am an old. tuoiik Com
puting by the modern, I have still a few
years to go on,. But I am keeping a weather
eye open for "the rlcht man." And he
mast not only wear trousers, but be must
have the "doublet and hose in his disposi
tion." But just 'anything In bifurcated at-
I tire will not do, so you needn t exprose the
scarecrow from your village berry patch. I
have a few scarecrows to choose from with
out paying expressage I know you Would
sand him C, O. D.
Usten. Veronica. A Uny seed fell in a
hole In tbe ground. In sun and shine it
grew. And then U bloomed. Tbe flower waa
a blessing. It gladdened the wearied gaze
ot work-strelnsd eyes. It nodded iLa sweet
bead with a meseus ot hope, of promise.
Other weary work-filled years might come,
but other blousoms still would bloom. Hope
seas In heavy hearta and lifted them. Then,
nature's marriage was celebrated. And the
premise that the nodding blossoms gave
waa fulfilled. The ether f kowera for coat
ing years were aaaureoV
Flowers and humans follow the same
great nature law, if they are healthy,
wholesome, blossom. Marriage la the bopa
route of the future. Along M mea and
women move. From It ootue tbe buda of
promise. There, need not be a wholesale
crop, either.. Any florist regard the pro
duction ef a few high-type specimen as
ef mora aarvlee to the aragrea ef hi
flower culture than a field full of blights
.MOhK,
SALE.
will VOU
.FOR TIC
Glass-Held Up to a Letter from Veronica
and nubbins. - . '
; And happiness eom.es from serving most
and best. It seems to me tbe marriage
career gives a woman the biggest chance.
I am going to keep up a. knocking and
a tapping never equaled at the liveliest
spiritualistic seance tni I thump the' Ilea
and self-deceits, the cowardice and the
false notions that keep girls from marriage,
of the right kind' Into nsensiblllty. I know
It's a large ambition. But if I marry be
fure I get it done, I shall, still keep at it
with the enlarged vlatoa that experience
will give me. I shall do then aa I do now,
draw my Information from personal expert-,
ence. This guttering generalization about
the "way-things should be" derived from
the Idealized lUofclc of women who will
f
'Meaty
Sweet meat must have sour sauce.
Love will creep where it cannot go.
Deeds are fruits, words are but leaves.
-.v ....
Steal the goose and give the giblets in
elm.
We ask advice, hut we mean approba
tion. Truth may be blamed, but U shall never
Would Be a Winner
You can pray. If yeu will, to be aaade a
good loser,
T W nehooted tit deleat ana) to fall with
But what i will aak. ud, I (Unas I'm the
cnooser
la aot to be loser at ell -but to win!
If I don't well, I'm Juat like the average
ainner,
I'U try to be aecvy la suite of my fall:
But. Lord. lt ma know what It la to be
winner
A gond one, perhaps, but a winner, that's
all!
Let me
play the
game fair though I'm
grateful I
for favors-
Let mo stand on my feet 4hough a boost
auua not aarov
But teach me to see waoa the enemy
Ao4 help me to strike with the strength
of my arm.
aome poeut say: "Ah, but the game's
worth the playing,
Though failure should hold you forever
la tbraU."
Perhaps, but I'm tat It to. win. set fa pray.
ing
To a aa the -guuro hut wtaaov thafa
alii
The' world to fttte4 full ot It aauaHent
losers,
Who toll and who. moll in monotonous
wiae.
While the wmaere are rldlnc hi autoe and
cruisers
And teetlns) the gkHT that, victory buys.
Let someone slue Fact as the delver and
spianer,
Let tuiMou else etajr 'mM the poor an4
tbe small.
The sense ia te wi aa4 1 wat te be wbv.
er-
A good tu, terhapa, but winner. tbet'
li
Nil
NOWMlKIt
TAKE
AKROTfy
ONCAT
time, please.
IEFT. TAKE
yoon tim6
not see things aa they are is not, my way
And you, Veronica, have tacllly acknowl
edged that you regard marriage as the
besi for a' woman, too. Tou have, sneered
a pcn-prlckly sneer at me as an "old maid."
But this fact remains: Though every other
marriage that you know .falls, though your
self-defied common sense- declares that
matrimony Is a mistake, there ts a great
big qatured propelled truth hammering'
Into you the unanswerable iacl that you
still believe in- it. And if you are not
married, or do not marry, you'll go through
life a, regular Mies limpy-limpy-lame-tee
hobbling because you have not the other
halt of yourseltrHkhe nature neon, and, the,
soul stick on which to lean and with which
to travel forward I
Maxims
m
J
be shamed.
In a thousand -pounds of taw -there's not
an ouaoe of low.
Drink wine and have the gout, and drink
so wine and have the gout too,
' Men- will wrangle for religion , write for
It. flght for H, die for it; anything-, but
live ;for tu
Do. not know everything.
Ripening lore ts the stillest
Pro&perlty makes faw trtenlSk
Take care or eare will talis you.
The heart Is often elated when the face
is calm. -
To be saisundereteod la the cross aad
bitterness ef If ft. ,
Qoud greeting sefteas a eat
wish wo would ncrto a
UtOtC M MY COAT, rVrftY
n
m.r r.-.a
4.: i , 'i
OI.ADY8 JONES,
South Sixteenth Street.
mi
Kama and Address.
Edith Anderson, 1918 Amei iTt..,..vm
Burrnle Aronson, 806 SoUi Nineteenth St
Richard. O. Barnette, 2JS7 Larlmore Ave
Benedict A. Burkard, 1902 South Seventeenth St. ...St Joeeph ...ltOS.
Goldle Booth. 2024 Qrant St.. , Lake .....h..H01
Clarence Bantln, 2402 North Twenty-fifth St. '.. . Lake , ...-,1900
Weslj Ball. 05 North Twenty-flrt St Kellorn . .v-r..l90t
UUlan Carlson, 721 Hickory St. ................... Uneola ..m...1897
Zetta A. Crandall 2601 South Thirty-third St. ...... High .....1893
Glenn ChlWs, 812 South Twenty-fifU Ave. Mason ..189
Pan Coffey. 2111 Larlmore Ave. ............ w .Saratoga .... ..103
Irene M. Carlson, 838 South Twenty-flrst St. ..... Mason ... .-.....1901
AuKusta Cartano, 276 California St. Webster . .........1895
Frances A. Coulter, 2917 North Twenty-fifth St. ...Sacred Heart .Ll0i.
Mable B. Chrlstenaen. 3524 North Twenty-eighth Ave. Druid Hill 190
Irene J. Callahan, 3820 North Thirty-third St ...... Howard Kennedy. .189 9
WUllam Coona, 648 South Twenty-sixth St.,..,,... Farnam ..1904
Gladys Drelbua, 2703 Farnam 8t. ...... . Farnam .......1893
Theodore Dradla, 831 William St. . Train 105
Rachel Z. Eayres, 1415 South Sixteenth St..- Comenlua .,....1895
Irons, H. Elktas, 1628 North Twenty;8eoond St. . ... . KeUom 1109
Helen E. Erjckgou, 1624 North Twenty-eighth St.,. .Long .1904
Frank Frelhage, 3126 South Second St .Bancroft ... ..1903
Earl Gllcrest. 4809 Leavenworth St Beala 1903
Winfield Harp, 6447 Underwood) Ave
Margaret Harrington, 1115. Jackson 8t Pacific 1900
Dorothy Harris, 219 North Twenty-second 8t...... Kellom ......... .1895
Joseph, Janlcek, 1301 South Twelfth St Pacific 1900
Sorena Johnpon, 2315 Rees St... Mason .... ..... 189?
Gladys Jonea, 1231 South Sixteenth St. ... ...... Comenlua .......1903
Margaret Kuhl, 3037 South Eighteenth Ave. ...... .St. Joseph ........1904
Rosamond E. Klnkemon, 3025 Pratt St ............ Druid Hill ........1906
Preston Loomis, 192Q Wirt St..... .Lothrop .1900
Mary K. Liverpool, 3704 North, Twenty-flrit St. . .. . Lothrop . . 1904
Sadie Lincoln, 719 South Thirty-fifth St. .......... Columbian 1897
James A. Love, 127 North Thirty-second St....... Farnam ....... ..1901
Herbert St. Mayer. 403 Georgia Ave Park -..... ....1897
Lewis C. McVea. 4380 Lafayette. Ave Walnut Hill ......1904
Mary MunchoS, 1554 North Twentieth St. Kellom 1900
Milton Mandelaon, 3310 Hamilton St Franklin ... 1903
Gertrude Norby. 1804 Ontario St: .Viotoa ,,.-.1897
Robert Olson 3517 Franklin St. ............. ....Fraakliu .,. ....1897
Jean T. Palmer, 411 South Fortieth St. Columbian ....... 1903
Oscar Peterson, 338 North Thirty-fifth St. .......... Saunders .......... 1903
Rolind C. Petersen, 2413 South Forty-first St .... Beats ........ .1905.
Pauline Roth,.?203 Harney St, .......... ......... Central ..1893
Margaret Richard, 3807 Seward St ..High .... ........ 1894
Roger Rase, 422 North Thirty-fourth 'St.. ...... Saunders ... ...1897
Emma Ellen Rhtg, 0& William St,,..., .....High, ... .,....1898
Nerjle Renstrom, 4248 Maple SI.'. High ,.. ...,,.1895
Clara Soukup, 1310 South Twelfth St... ... ,.,.. Pacific ...1891
Flora Shukert. 2228 Larlmore Ave. ..... ... . Saratoga, .,...1900
Francis Sdhwlok. 2721 Bristol St. .......,,., Lothrop ,,.....1904
Helen I. Shaffnur, 1702 North Thirty-aUth St.. v. Franklin 1898
Elizabeth Samek. 1435 South, Fourteenth St. ....... Conaenlus ..... .189$
Frank Svejda, 1263 South Fifteenth. St. ............ Comeuius ... ,,.1898
Helen 'F". Trebery,' 3519 North Twenty-eighth St.. ..Sacred Heart .,1899
Fred W. Twiford, 210a South Thirty-fourth St Windsor . ....1897
Leo Weitz, 2306 North Twenty-first St. ....... ,. Lake ........... 1903
Albert Wendt, 210 Walnut St. . ......... . .. . Ger. Lutheran .. ..189T
Clarence Wultbeck, 1331 8outh Eleventh St.... Pacific ......1898
Katherlnn Welnert, 3045 Evans St.. Sacred Hoart ,...1900
Clara Wlner, 1C30 North Twenty-second, St. ...... Kellom ......... .189
Helen Zogurskl, 2364 Souths Twenty-ninth St..,.,.Im. Conception ....1903
Fair Ladies of the
The lamentable death of Pnnident James
A. Garfield in the secoad year of his ad
ministration - caused . the responsibilities of
the office of the chief executive to devolve
on the vice president, Chester Alan Arthur.
IVhwi he assumed that office President
irthur was a widower. His wife, Alice
Lewie Herndon Arthur, was the daughter
of Commander William Lewis Herndon of
the United States navy, who. In 18.rl-lS5-
kaa ' explored the Amazon river for tha
government. EJlen Lewis Iferndon was
uurled to the future president In 1859,
When aha died, in ISSO, she left two child
ren. Chester AUtn Arthur, born In 1M3, and
t .... ., i
kNew Eailroads Needed
rn a recent address Howard ElMott,
president of the. Northern Paottio railroad,
presented sutne, aatonlsblog .facta for con
sideration. He said that either Maine
(33,0(0 square mMe or Indiana (36,360
square niiiee) eeuld he placed la eastern
Montana and no railroad would touch it.
la eeotral OreaToa the Northern Paolfia.
Great Northern and tnAen PacKie are now
building some railroads that will open a
part of Hie state la which, tmttl this
recent coaetruetioa, the great state ef
Mrs. Just A Wife
DO MURRY DEAR I 1
rVSVC TO CATCH A TRAIN!
V
rtT' VC
This is fhe
Day We
(elebrate
i August 3, 1011.
School. Year,
r. Saratoga w wwl PtT4
.Centra' . ......190&
, .Sacned Heart w..19l
.High
. ....1834
!... ..
White House
Cllen Herndoo Arthur, born hv 1871. The
first child, William, was born In I860 and
died la vm.
During President Arthur's administration
social affajre la the White House ware
under the capable direction (, his sister,
Mrs. Mary Arthur McElroy, who waa born
m .Greenwich, Washington county, in 1S42.
She was the youngest daughter of the Rev,
WUllam Arthur.
Her education waa acquired In the famous
seminary of Mrs. Emma Wllllard fn Troy.
K. Y. In 1S1 she married John E. Me
Elroy of Albany. As the mistress of the
White House she was a charming hostess.
Ohio (il,0W suaare mllee eouM be plaeed
and no a railroad would touch It. This
area would hold the great state ,e4 New
York with Rhode laland and the District
of Columbia threw la for good measure.
On a ranch In eeotral Oregon sons. wa
needed last summer, and tbe freight charge
by wagon for KM miles was 14) per ton, tt
cents per ton per mile,1 while the average
rail rate la the United Statea la U6 was
T 63-100 mills per toawaaU. Corn la taken
by railroad from the MauUssippt rtver te
New York. 1,H miles, for . per tun.
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