THE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, AUGUST 1, 1911.
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FOLNDElt UY EDWARD UOSEWATER
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changed aa often aa requested.
Dr. Wiley'g goat seems to have de
voured the can and all.
Missouri is the one state In the
union where .circus day can close a
ball park.
The Houston Post Is reconciled to
the ruin drouth, since Texas went wet,
politically.
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Uncle Sam to every state: Send no
more senators to me whose titles need
Investigating.
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What a cry it is from the silence
contempt back to the acclaim of "the
Ideal democrat."
The good old summer time 1 only
half over, and the Icemen's harvest
only half reaped.
The democrats may yet have to put
moth balls In their wool bill and lay
It away until winter.
Now. Mr. Weather Man, show us
that your rain-making apparatus Is
still In working order.
"After J. Plerpont Morgan, what?"
demands the Globe-Democrat. Oh, his
works; they shall live after him.
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Mr. Brayan's eloquence In "The
prince of Peace" seems to have been
wasted on the Nebraska democrats.
The democratic majority for the
wool bill has shrunk one vote Hoke
Smith will not qualify for the extra
session.
Willie Hearst Is said to have signed
up the Pacific coast democrats for
Carter H. Harrison for presidential
nominee. '
In thirty years a bond issue of
8,250,000 drawing tt per cent In
terest aggregates $19,387,500. Figure
It out for yourself.
It seems hardly worth while to
note that the Sugar trust took rebates,
unless we are going Into the list of
other things It took.
One hundred thousand dollars has been
set on the head of the former Persian
Shah. Newa dispatch.
No wonder his head Is weighted
down.
Mr. Underwood, the majority leader,
may decide to shut off debate on the ques
tion In the house. Newa Item.
And yet they used to call "Uncle
Joe" a czar.
The special counsel advises the ad
ministration that he believes the gov
ernment can beat the merger case in
the supreme court. Of course that Is
a habit with special counsel.
A contributor wants to know why
the money in the water fund levied
for water rentals Is not applied on the
hydrant rental Judgments Instead of
making a second levy on the taxpay
ers. Some folks are altogether too
Inquisitive.
The Philadelphia North American,
which published the "Dick-to-Dick"
letter, has been taken to task by on
of its readers for too great leniency
toward President Taft according
him the credit of being honest. Per
haps the reader was only pleading for
consistency.
Why Is It that every writer of fiction
thinks that a Western story has to be
well dusted with alkali and dotted wltU
cactus plantar Philadelphia Inquirer.
Because most of them have never
been in the west and are utterly Ignor
ant of the great progress the west Is
making away from alkali dust aad
cactus plants. .
The World-Herald accuses The Bee
of pettifogging in calling attention to
the fact that it we vote $8,150,000
bonds to acquire the water works it
will mean that, after drawing tt per
cent for thirty years, we will be pay
ing for the plant in taxes and water
rent a total of $19,38 7,500. But at
the same time it admits that the
figures are correct.
Reciprocity and Practical Foiitici.
Canada is being lauded in some of
the American newspapers for submit
ting the question of reciprocity to a
popular vote, instead of letting parlia
ment baggie over It, as was done by
us in congress. The Canadian way
may or may not be an improvement,
but it should at least prove more ex
peditious. If other issues can be
kept out each voter will be able to
register for himself his own wishes
and take no chance of being repre
sented or misrepresented by bis dele
gate at Ottawa. That the fight will
be a strenuous one Is a foregone con
clusion. The members of parliament
had no sooner left the legislative halls
than they began planning for the cam
paign and Premier Laurler, himself,
will be a conspicuous figure on the
stump throughout the canvass.
Yet Americans need not Indulge any
too fine illusions about the candor of
their Canadian cousins In this con
test because it is not all candor. Al
ready the wolf cry of "annexation"
has been raised. The anti-reciprocity
party proposes to make much of that
delusion and Its possibilities are not
to be underestimated. Furthermore,
it appears that the American method
of Injecting a little money Into politi
cal campaigns Is not to be overlooked.
Reports have it that British imperial
ists and Canadian and American anti
reciprocltyites have pooled resources
to see that the machinery of opposi
tion Is properly greased. So, on the
whole, it is to be quite a practical cam
paign, even if the question has been
submitted to a direct vote and the rule
of the people is to be vindicated.
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Investigations Galore.
It is a question whether congress
will adjourn as early in August as pre
dicted. If it Intends to complete all
the unfinished business on hand before
closing this extra session, it will be
grinding away when August shall have
passed, unless it should suddenly be
seized with an Impulse to put In all the
remaining time actually at business,
which is not likely.
This has been, nominally at least, a
session of investigation. And five in
vestigations are still dragging along,
none of them apt to be finished at this
session. The list Includes the Lorimer
case, the Sugar trust, the Steel trust,
Alaska, and the proposed Inquiry into
the Banking or Money trust. In all
of these matters speedy action is im
portant, but It la out of the question
to expect final results soon.
As to the latest proposed Investiga
tion, that of the so-called Money trust,
it is yet to be established that such an
institution exists. Congressman Lln
bergh's resolution asserts Its existence
proved, yet other authorities take di
rect issue with that declaration. The
New York Journal of Commerce, for
instance, says: -
This seems to be the culmination of the
erase In Washington for Investigating ev
ery wild charge of monopoly or trust com
bination that the Imagination can conjure
up. The Linbergh resolution has' not
seemed to us to be worthy of serious at
tention and It la surprising that It should
be taken up at all by the rules committee.
Our "financial systems" may be In need
of "remedies," and they have been for some
time under examination with a view to ap
plying them, but they are not In such a
"parlous state" as to require any such di
agnosis and treatment as the Minnesota
congressman Is said to have persuaded the
rules committee to adopt. The Idea of a
monopoly or "trust" controlling the credit,
exchanges and deposits of our 7,900 national
banks or thereabouts, the 12,000 or 14,000
banks and trust companies of the states,
and other banking houses and Institutions,
"for selfish purposes" and to "the damage
and Irreparable Injury of the people," is too
preposterous to be entertained by - men
altogether sane.
We are not for defending any
"Money trust," but neither for bring
ing in a verdict before the evidence is
presented.
De-Churching a Governor.
Governor Colquitt of Texas, If re
ports are to be relied upon, may have
to forfeit his membership ia the Meth
odist church in order to have retained
his leadership of the militant democ
racy of bis state. The governor led
the antl-prohlbltlon forces that re
cently achieved a victory In defeating
state-wide prohibition In Texas and
now, as a consequence, petitions are
being circulated by his fellow-churchmen
praying that he be ousted from
his pew.
The protestants do not charge mal
feasance In office against the gover
nor; they do not accuse him of cor
ruption or crookedness In the elec
tion; they do not allege that he Is a
toper, or even a questionable char
acter in his private life. So far aa
these things are concerned, the gov
ernor of Texas may walk as circum
spectly as the brethren who want htm
put out of the church. They allege
only, what everybody In Texas and a
good many outside the state know,
that Governor Colquitt lent his Influ
ence to defeat state-wide prohibition.
He may have favored restrictive legis
lation of the liquor traffic in some
other form. He may have believed
that temperance could be practiced
and law upheld more effectually in
some other way than to write prohibi
tion upon the statute books. But his
offense is that he had the courage of
his convictions to come out boldly for
what he believed.
It is a dangerous thing to punish a
man for doing what his conscience
tells him is right, especially a man
like the Texas governor, who evi
dently has aligned himself with the
great moral forces of the day. Yet
that seems to be precisely the proposi
tion. When statutory prohibition was
In its heyday, the majority of church
members never voted for it. If they
had this country would have bad sev
eral prohibition presidents. And had
such a movement been started and
completed against those church mem
bers who took the position Governor
Colquitt took In Texas, the churches
would have been depopulated long
ago. Even John G. Woolley, himself,
candidate for president on the prohi
bition ticket, has left that party, be
lieving it served its day and that its
object can better be achieved through
other agencies. Yet there is no rea
son to believe Mr. Woolley is not Just
as strong a foe to the liquor traffic as
he ever was.
Governor Colquitt seems to have be
come the victim of a certain form of
Intolerance, which, while fighting in
temperance, usually spends Its own
strength in Intemperance of action.
Verifying Commission Plan Petition.
City Clerk Butler Indicates that he
will take twenty days to check up and
verify the commission plan petition
before certifying it to the mayor.
Careful reading of the law con
vinces us that the city clerk is making
for himself altogether unnecessary
work, because nowhere is the duty
Imposed upon him to check up the
petition on his own initiative or even
to certify It to the mayor. For the
reason that no such duty Is imposed
on the city clerk, the editor of The
Bee, at the time of filing the petition,
himself, gave notice to the mayor of
its filing, and if the city clerk should
do nothing whatever about it the
mayor would be bound to issue the
proclamation vlthin twenty days, just
the same..
So far as verifying the petition Is
concerned, by checking against the
registration lists, that Is anyone's priv
ilege. The petition carries over 6,000
names, being more than 1,700 In ex
cess of the 26 per cent, with affidavit
aa to their qualification as legal vot
ers. The receipt of the petition, on
its face fully complying with the law,
should, It seems to us, be conclusive
on the city clerk unless someone
should file written protest questioning
Its sufficiency. The commission plan
law makes a distinction on this point
as between a petition submitting this
question and other petitions the re
call, for example which are pre
sumptively insufficient until verified
by the clerk. For the original com
mission plan petition, the presumption
of the law is that It Is valid unless
attacked and proved' otherwise.
A Wrong Premise.
Now that Mr. Harrington has asserted
the thing as a fact, the people of the state
would do well to consider carefully his
claim that the railroads are planning to
get men of their own . selection nominated
for railroad commissioner by both parties
this year and next. Lincoln Journal.
Mr. Harrington's mistake must be
his assumption to know the man the
railroads are interested in. The rail
way commissioner whose term is
about to expire was appointed by Gov
ernor Shallenberger to fill a vacancy,
and Is a candidate for re-election. If
the railroads got in their work at all
they must have done It with Governor
Shallenberger, who was then, as now,
courting their favor, and who went
good for his private secertary as safe
and reliable. At any rate, the rail
roads have had no special complaint
against the democratic member of the
commission and would have no reason
to be displeased with his renoml
nation. Political wiseacres at Lincoln think
Mr. Bryan will be compelled to come
out In the open for a preferred candi
date for the democratic 1913 nomina
tion. The presidential preference pri
mary may drive him to this course,
but he has never done anything of the
kind before except when his prefer
ence was himself. In 1896 the Ne
braska delegation would have been
for Bland or Boles had, It been In
structed in convention, and in 1904 It
certainly would not have been for
Cockrell, for whom Bryan voted it,
had the state convention spoken.
Pursuant to a law enacted by the
last legislature, over $800,000 of
bonds of other states held by the state
school fund have been sold and the
proceeds reinvested In bonds of our
own counties, cities and school dis
tricts bearing a higher rate of Interest.
The real question, however, Is, how
much loss, if any, did the school fund
have to take in order to dispose of Its
holdings? Will the school fund be
richer or poorer by reason of the con
version T
Although the county attorney has
authority at any time to file Informa
tion against all law-breakers, a special
grand Jury la loudly called for imme
diately. If not sooner, regardless of
expense, to bring bills against alleged
registration frauds. Did anyone hear
any call for a special grand Jury when
The Bee showed up wholesale colonis
ing and election frauds perpetrated In
the Interest of Mayor "Jim" and Sen
ator Hitchcock and their associates on
the democratic ticket last fallT
The Nebraska pure food commis
sioner promises active war on bad
eggs. While presumably every com
munity has Us share, Omaha should
offer the most Inviting field of opera
tions, even though it is already the
chief contributor of bad eggs to the
penitentiary.
That Denver doctor who says the
world Is going crazy borrowed the
idea. It was expressed by another
fanatic months ago, who said that
within a certain period everybody
would be a lunatic.
Everr I Ktle Helps.
Indianapolis News.
Senator Bailey has raalgned Hub? Oh,
no just from the committee on privileges
and elections, but cheer up, any bow, every
little helps, you know.
Booking Backward
lliisDay InOmalm
COMPILED FROM DEB FILf S
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.iiuiHr l.
Thirty Years Agi
v oust, i nation is created by the an
nouncement that the county commission
ers have decided to make the prisoners In
the county jail earn their keep by break
ing stone to be used for concreting the
basement of the new court house.
Bids of the several contractors who have
estimated on building the new Grand Cen
tral hotel were opened today by Kitchen
Brothers, and taken under advisement.
The colored population held an Emanci
pation celebration under the auspices of
the "Young Men's Rosette Enterprise."
The general manager was A. Travis and
the floor manager Charles Alexander. The
speakers were Mayor Boyd, ex-Mayor
Chase, Dr. Stephenson, E. R. Overall and
Captain II. P. Harris of Lincoln. The
program included reading the Emancipa
tion proclamation, races, concert, fire
works and a ball.
At the meeting (of the Board of Educa
tion, the question of accepting the Cass
street school building was taken up, and
put over to await the report of a special
committee consisting of Messrs. Large,
Dufrene, John Wlthnell, H. II. Vlscher
and Shaw. The members of the school
board present were E. K. Long, Fergu
son, McShane, Connoyer and Thrall.
H. E. Myers, architect of the court
house, arrived from Detroit and waa in
consultation with the county commission
ers as to letting contracts on bids sub
mitted. A new sidewalk, which Is greatly
needed, Is being laid down Twelfth street
In front of the Metropolitan hotel.
The remaining part of the old Vlscher
block Is being blocked up preparatory to
being moved oft.
Rev. A. P. Sherrlll started on a trip
to Denver and the mountains; Captain
Rustln also went west.
Twenty Years Ago
Strike trouble over the eight-hour pro
position1 led to a call for police help at
the smelter.
"Hon. Charles Wooster, one of the
bralnest farmers of Nebraska who has a
well cultured farm near Sliver Creek,
called on The Sea to pay ' his compli
ments." Job printers on strike for eight hour
day are locked out, efforts of employes
and employers to agree coming to naught.
Mrs. Cummlngs began her duties as
police matron.
Several Omaha veterans were at the
depot to meet the California O. A. R.
delegation going to the encampment at
Detroit and when the western veterans
failed to arrive. Dexter L. Thomas, Major
Furay and others aelaed onto the outgoing
train and started for the big reunion.
Governor Thayer went on the special
train, which was in charge of General
Passenger Agent John Francis of the
Burlington.
A correspondent of The Bee wishes to
know why residents on 21st street, south
of Vinton have no mail delivery and police
protection.
Ten Years Ago
John O. Yeiser airs his views on the
matter of the governorship vacancy at
the Peter Cooper club's meeting and' make's
that assemblage a rather warm affair
Dr. Ira Van Camp and Mrs. Van Camp
left for their new home in Geary, Okla,
First Assistant Fire Chief Wlndhelm
and Second Chief Dlneen change stations,
putting Wlndhelm at house No. 8 and
Dlneen at No, 1
Mrs. Frances Hake, a farmer's wife
from Falls City, fainted at the sight of
a half-melted wax finger In the show
window at 1408 Douglaa street
Francis M. Blaine, fc)08 Graqe street,
was overcome by the heat at 10th and Dav
enport streets.
Miss Mercer, Miss Elisabeth Allen, Miss
Brown, Asa Bhiverlck, Hilton Fonda and
Wing Allen made up a sailing party at
Lake Munawa.
Charles T. Kountxe went to Join his
family at Bound Beach, Conn.
Complimentary to bar guest. Miss Car
penter, Miss Potter's guests Mlsaes Moore,
Pugsley and Wells and Miss Edith Iler's
gueats, Misses Anderson, Holderman and
Glddlngs, Miss Cady entertained forty
young people at a lawn dancing party.
People Talked About
John Haines, Tt years old, of Fairfield.
Me., shoveled 200 barrels of potatoes and
put them In his cellar one day last week.
Lloyd En gel man won first prise In a pie
eating conteat at Emanus, Pa., last Mon
day by eating seven ordinary-slxed black
berry pies In thirty minutes and 42 seconds.
The new conservation commissioners of
New York state get $10,000 a year eaoh.
The state deficit is only tLOOO.oa and with
out conservation paid for at a good price
it might grow less.
Anyone who takes a craok at Colonel
Bryan In Nebraska Is assured of distin
guished consideration In the east. Mayor
Jim Dahiman'a cowboy picture takes up a
quarter section of the front page of the
Baltimore Sun.
Oeorge H. Ward of MIddletown, Conn.,
Is Tt years old and he walks four miles
very morning before breakfast. He says
he will live to be 100. He bases his pre
dictions on the sueceaa ha met in living
on at cents a week.
The ordinary courtesy of Mayor Oaynor
of New Torlc to the southern editors waa
extraordinary. "Tour conduct aa editors,"
he told them. In effect, "is unexceptional.
This Is because in the south you would
be shot If It was not. The custom of
shooting editors Is an admirable one."
The death of Burr Peck In New Haven,
Conn., at the age of (L leaves a fortune
of fully 8100,000 to bis widow, who Is hardly
out of her teens. They eloped three years
ago, and were married In New York City
by an alderman. She waa Mlae Mamie
Barns, a waitress In a Yale students'
boarding house before her marriage.
A woman attracted some attention la
Broadway,- New York, the other day by
appearing before signboard and outlining
the figures for a whisky advertisement
The painter was Mlas Madge Claiborne,
who la said to have traveled over much of
the country as a tramp painter. She bid
for the contract with a number of men
and secured It She works on scaffolding
or other places' that Is necessary.
Old Interest checks found In the govern
ment vaults at Washington show that the
first William H. Vanderbllt once owned
848,060,000 In government bonds. This waa
before the time when national banks be
came nearly tola owners of the govern
ment's evidences of debt, and Individual
owners became few. It Is quits possible
.that Joseph Pull tier of the New York
World, with his 81,000,000 subscription to the
recent Panama canal bond Issue, now be
comes the largest Individual owner of
United States booda.
NEBRASKA ENDORSES TAFT.
Ploux City Journal: True, the Nebraska
republican state convention did not Indorse
Canadian reciprocity. For that matter,
neither did the Nebraska democratic state
convention.
St. Louis Times: The endorsement of
Taft by the republicans of Nebraska shows
that the Nebraska republicans wish to
align themselves with the people of the
country, rather than with a few discredited
leaders of their party.
Boston Transcript: The success of Tresl-
dent Taft's friends In securing an endorse
ment of the president from the Nebraska
republicans In convention and In blocking
the efforts of the insurgents to secure an
indorsement of La Follette, Is significant.
It indicates that the presidents friends
have been working effectively and well
throughout the country, and that he will
come very near to controlling the next re
publican national convention.
Washington Star: In endorsing Mr. Taft
and his work the republicans did the only
sensible thing. To Ignore him would have
been folly; to praise him half-heartedly.
stupidity; to repudiate him, a blunder of
proportions greater than a crime. Mr. La
Follette was the only man In the minds
of Mr. Taft's opponents, and outside of
his own state he has no real strength.
Talk of him for president Is thin, and
confined to a few places and a compara
tively small number.
Washington Post: The strong hold of
President Taft upon his party waa shown
at the proceedings of the republican state
convention of Nebraska. A few Inaurgent
malcontents had announced that no en
dorsement of Taft or the national admin
istration would be permitted to pass, but
when the showdown came the endorsement
was there, and the insurgents were not.
Ringing resolutions were adopted praising
President Taft for his administration of
national affairs and full confidence In hla
couraa was emphatically affirmed.
PASSING! OP ARMY MARTINET.
Blgnlfteaat Order Iaeaed by War
Department.
Washington Tlraea.
The Indications are that the martinet
Is to become a thing pf the past In the
United States army, If the new orders
just Issued by the War department are
carried out Heretofore It has been un
derstood that offloers should be retired
simply and solely on account of physical
disability. Some time ago the Department
of Justice handed down a decision to the
effect that an officer might be retired on
the grounds of temperamental incapacity
for leadership, which was but one way of
saying that if ha was ill-tempered, over
bearing, and. In short, a "martinet," he
might be retired for the good of the serv
ice. No recommendations for retirement
were made for that cause, however, up to
thla time, but now the War Department
has Issued an order which will make re
tlrement for the causes Just stated opera
tlve, and it Is probable that a number of
offloers whs have shown what may be
called a misdirected seal may have to
give way to others who know how to con
tol their men and their tempers, too.
It Is a far cry from the despotism of
the old days, when the issues of life and
death were In the hands of a commanding
officer, and the underling was afraid to
bat an eyelash. The mouth-filling oaths,
the Hessian beard, the bluster, have faded
before the refinements of civilisation.
There will be these chiefly of the old
school who will contend that thla la but
another of the Inroads of the carpet
knight style of soldiering, but on he
whole It is believed .ut the elimination
of tha tnartlnetr - with hit- unreasoning
passions and outbursts of temper, will be
altogether for the good of the servloe, and
the first examples under the new rule will
be watched with Interest
Things Do Happen Hereabouts.
Houston (Tex.) Post.
The Nebraska platform is silent on free
raw materials and does not even advocate
the establishment of free rural delivery In
the moon. Things have happened In Ne
braska since old Jim Dahlman got stabbed
In the back.
Pattlaar the Label On.
St. Louis Republic.
President Taft Is the mildest-mannered
man that ever called a forgery a wicked
fabrication.
HUNTING TROUBLE.
Chicago News.
She sang before the breakfast bell,
She wept before the noon,
And so I have a tale to tell
Of why aha wept so aoon.
All through her life she'd heard It said,
"Sing ere the breakfast be,
Before the night you'll bow your head
And weep In misery."
And so when she forgot and sang
Before the breakfast time.
Within her head that adage rang
Like some insistent rhyme;
She worried along about the woe
That unto her must fall;
She worried, worried, worried so.
She had no peace at all.
Now Just because she chanced to sing,
Anticipation made
Her life that morn a fearful thing
In abject guise arrayed.
A life that's formed of such poor stuff
Is trouhlesome, I wot;
If you hunt trouble long enough
"You'll find It where it's not.
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IGUREMENT
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At urn there appeared red,
bard pimples which later
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suffered a great deal caused
by the itching. I was in a
slate of perplexity when
walking the streets or any
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"I used pills and other
remedies but they failed com
pletely. I thought of giving
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told me to try the Cuticura Soap and Oint
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read carefully. Then 1 bought sum Cuticura
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directions I was relieved in a few days. I
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and applied the Cuticura Ointment morning
and evening. This treatment brought mar
velous results so I continued with it for a
few weeks and was cured completely. I can
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ars not only all, but more than they claim
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r ot more thaa a generation Cuticura Rem
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treatment for affections of the skin aad scalp
A cake of Cuticura Boap (25c.) and a box of
Cuticura Ointment (sue.) are often sufficient.
Although sold throughout the world, a liberal
simple of each, with U-p. book on the skin,
will be eent tree, oa application to Potter
Drug A Cawa. Corp Dept. XtA Jsuetoa.
DISF
SUNNY GEMS.
"One could easily Riiess those city chil
dren hart a financier for a father."
"Why?"
"Hecause they are either In the barnyard
speculating about the stock, or gamboling
In the wheat and corn. Baltimore Amer
ican. "My wife has Joined the reform move
ment." "What does she propose to do first?"
"Oct some reliable woman to take care
of taby." Pittsburg Tost.
Ju dice You saw the prisoner steal the
fheet of music. What hapfened next?
Wltners Then he walked out of the store
with an abstracted air, your honor. Ikiston
Transcript.
Storekeeper Well, my little man, what
can I do for you?
The Kid Say, when I comes In here this
afternoon witn a lady and asks you for a
dollar's worth of your best chocolate, Just
pass me out a penny'a worth of them little
things In the corner, will you? Puck.
"Do you think that man can convince
people that he is greater than his party?"
"Perhaps,1 ' replied Senator Horghum.
"but the only way he can do It Is to make
his party look exceedingly small." Wash
ington Star.
Agent You want your house wired for
burglars?
Mrs. Knlckler Tts; and I don't want any
woman to steal my husband while I am
away. New York Sun.
V'Why this coolness between Mrs Wom
bat and Mrs. Wopp? The families are
friendly at home."
"Seems that Mra. Wombnt's husband sent
her a hard luck poker story, while Mrs
Wopp's husband sent her fifty plunks."
Pittsburg Post
Mr. Lately Married But, dearest. I
thought we had planned to go to the opera
this evening?
Mre. Ditto Ys, love; but I have changed
our mind. Puck.
f 111 rTP
The farmer and his wife were about to tit down to a
cold cupper when they taw tome old friend driving
towards the house.
The good wife was equal to the occasion thanks to
her New Perfection Oil Cook-store.
She had it lit ia a moment and her guests hardljr were seated
oa the porch before a hearty hot meal was ready (or the table
sausages and eggs and long rashers ol streaky bacon, and rolls just
crispediitbe oven and fresh coflee and the hostess herself as cool
and neat as if she had not been near the kitchen.
She could have managed it with an old-fashioned range.
The New Perfection it the quickest most convenient and best cooker
on the market,
, Med 1.2 sad 3 bm. wttfc
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Reservation Is Open
"Rattier at Mind. August i4 to S$pUmbr 2
Fort Berthold Indian Reservstion U open at lait to white settle-
', ' wws.iMu uiwi, nny American citizen Who
Vt? noLu,td hl homestead birthrigrn: or who does not own mors
tnsn loo acres of land, may file. Fortunate winners have the
In i J i 7 01 C?'1'1' ID0 brod North Dakota', farm
in una, from Uocla Sam, on long time payments: prices Si to
to So-oo per acre. J
150,000 Acres
. J T'J'EI!FDY' General Immigration Agent
"3 Great Northern Building. Saint Paul. Minnesota
Deposited in the Savings Department of
the Omaha National Bank during the first
10 days of August will bear interest from
August 1st,
Savings pass-book issued and interest
compounded semi-annually.
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Omaha national Dank
Farnam and 17th Bis.
Capital $1,000,000.
Surplus and Profits $600,000.
J. H. MILLARD, pres.
"Just Cay"1
It Munt
Original and Ganuln
MALTED Rfll LI'
Tha Food-drink for All Agas.
More healthful than Tea of Ccffee,
Aotm witK iKa weakest digestion.
Delicious, invigorating and nutritious, j
Rich milk, malted gm, powder form. 1
A quick lunch prepared in a minntt
Take no substitute. AiWorllORLlCK'l
K5 Others are imitation
Dr. Lyon's
PERrBCT
Toofli Powder
Used by people of refine
ment in every part of th
world where the use of th
tooth-brush ia known, foi
Almost Half a Century.
Unexpected
Guests
! aad 3-WnMr Hmui b. had with at
I too. wtiick fa ktlad with
bicaal
aVop aVWas, kini nca, ex. -
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sjrenaa) evsaisr Has aaaraa ssaasr
Standard Oil Company
(iBeonmratee)
Berthold
Indian