Nebraska Newspapers

    THE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY. JULY
1911..
The omaiia Daily Bee
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Sabeerlber leavta the rlty torn
awrartly ahewld karc Tho Ih
Baallot to then. Addre will W
ckaatH at ef tew aa re seated.
Sow for th political firework.
'"Twenty-Tbree-Year-Old Girl Miss
ing" Headline. Sklddoo.
It 1 said that few train get through
Tnrrytown without being delayed.
Why seek distant summer resorts j
uu o uae suca a superior article
at borne?
The enemies of Dr. Wiley are so
proud of themselves that they stay se
curely hid. V
Wixard Burbank la so provoked at
some of bis critics be could turn them
Into onions.
Strange that a man who balls from
Alaska can get aa hot as Delegate
Wlckersham.
Tha fellow who tella folks to "keep
smiling." probably never thinks of the
home team losing.
What those South Omaha recallers
really should be petitioning for la an
nexation to Omaha.
"Tha country knows bow I stand.
aya Champ Clark. Coma to think of
It, how does be stand -
Kansas City now has its packet Una
In operation on. the Missouri r.verC
Omaha'a Is not yet going.
Senator Owens Is arrested for auto
speeding. It la good thing Senator
Jeff Davis does aot ride in an auto
mobile. If bouquets in tba shape of conven
tion resolutions could do tha business
there would be no need of holding any
primary elections at alL
The city or town that wants front
page publicity now will unearth a case
of cholera if necessary, cholera mor
bus will do aa a substitute.
The ciM of Wlckta-sham versus Wlcker
sham Is c "early on of incompatibility of
temperament. Kansas City Star. .
What. Alaska and Washington?
Temperature, you mean.
"Wets are Leading in Texas"
Headline. With eight Inches of rain In
one shower, they seem to be oa top
In a certain dry section of Nebraska.
too.
The Wisconsin nalversity that has
mads atb'etlrs a part of tha course
will not hare to change tha letters of
tha degree B. A. bachelor of ath
letics. Ethel Barrymore got off tba train
at Harlem, In order to elude tha re
porters. Strange what sacrifices these
stage folk will make to avoid pub
licity. In tha early days of Tuikege
Booker T. Washington used an old
fcenboussi for a school room. And tha
chances are that never a boy played
hookey.
Tha nerviest piece of acting of all
la Edgar Howard's self-projection as a
hannonlxer. with tha curtain scarcely
down on his own performance In the
role of "a disturber of harmony last
year.
Metcalfe says they refused to print
his letter, and Wooster declares his
was garbled. Only those do not com
plain whose sentiments are wholly
agreeable to the hyphenated bl na
pe nciler.
That Georgia maiden of 94, who
has lived single to cars for her
mother, now 11., should be abla to
face life and love with the light con
acleoce of duty when the time cornea
for her to think of a horns of her own.
The perveraeness of things Is again
shown by tha floods that made the
people around Beatrice, who warn
praying that tha drouth " might be
ended, resume their prayers In the
hope that they naigbt help stop the
rain. 1
Kot Afraid to Be Fair.
The president defies precedent and
sets a very good example in bis per
sonal statement, giving credit to the
democrats for their part la the pas
Hta of the reciprocity bin. From
time Immemorial it has been the cus
tom of White House documents or
statements to appear In the third per
son, nnd the president's adoption of
the first person In this case shows
bow keenly be feels the obligation of
acknowledging the help he has re
eel red in puahlng through this meas
ure la whosa wisdom he so firmly be
lieves. Mr. Tart does bo barm to himself to
recognize the assistance be received
from the democrats and to admit that
without their aid he would have
failed. As this acknowledgment by
him Is gratuitous. It reflects all the
more credit upon him as a large-sized
executive. It Is a good example to
hand down. It ought to Inspire the
democrats In their further fight over
Tarioos tariff matters and . serra a
similar purpose among some otherwise
disposed republicans In the senate.
Power of Public Opinion.
' The power of public opmlon seems
to be recognized ss a positive factor
in monarchial England, aa well as In
democratic America. Here are fac
tional leaders of the Tory party writ
ing long letters to their newspapers
attacking the stand-pat lords for re
fusing to yield on the veto bill and
forcing their inevitable extinction by
royal appointment of enough new
peers to override them. What do the
letter writers expect to achieve by air
ing their views and their grievances
in the public prints, simply publishing
their positions? Not at all. They
propose. If possible, by this means to
arouse public opinion to a point where
the reactionary lords will feel obliged
to heed It and save, at least, some
thing of their ancient power.
It is quite a remarkable example of
the recognition of the power of public
opinion or sentiment. When Tory
England comes to the point of aeelng
the necessity of caring what the peo
ple think and Inviting their co-operation
on any given proposition. It Is
time to do a little hurrahing for the
tox populi. Of course, England has
not reached the stags where failure
to consult the will of the people would
be considered altogether foolhardy, aa
In the United States, but this very ex
ample affords ample Illustration of
how well on the way It is progressing.
By the time It becomes a truly rep
resentative form of government it Is
not too 'much to expect that It will
have reached the point And this ex
perience In the House of Lords will be
a large element In effecting the
transition.
Democrats Poorly HanattL
The democrats in congress are at
sea in their plana of procedure. They
have a wool tariff and a cotton tariff
project and others banging fire, but
sre, spparently, without any definite
plan of action on a single proposition.
They have disclosed a decided lack of
coherency In their management and
leadership. Perhaps. If they would
waive tbe opportunity of playing poli
tics with what is left of legislation
and let tbe praise of President Taft
for their attitude toward reciprocity
Inspire them, they would come out of
the present situation more creditably.'
Democrats demand wool revision of
some sort, as do also the insurgent re
publicans, but even at this late day In
the session they seem unable to say
Just what kind of revision they wish.
At least the factions have not screed
on the extent to which they should go.
The. final passage of the reciprocity
bill haa aerved but to confuse, for It
forces s show of handa that threatens
to become embarrassing.
If the fight baa simmered down to
nothing mors than sparring for par
liamentary advantage or political
prestige, then the sooner It Is brought
to a finish the better. -
Polios and Street Car Be form.
Mlnneapolia police, if asked their
advice about legislating the strap
hanger Into hia inalienable rigbte.
would undoubtedly ahaka their beads
despairingly. They have had experi
ences of late that do not make them
enthusiastic reformers of thia sort.
Cp la the Mill .City the council
passed aa ordinance requiring the
atreet railway company to provide
seats for all passeagers and carry nons
who did not have seats. This, of
course, reduced the capacity of the ear
by putting the straps out of business
and necessitated more cars. But at
first the carmen Ignored tha ordi
nance, filled their cars, seats, aisles
and every available standing apace,
and the atrap-hanger hung on. Then
entered the police. Conscience-
pricked, they sallied forth to aee that
tha law was either enforced or Its vio
lators punished, and they arrested, all
told, thirty-three crews, or slxty-eii
carmen.
Now, the carmen must have felt
that their loyalty to the company was
met and It was time for them to look
out for themselves, so they began
passing up crowds of waiting peopls
because tba seats were filled and they
would not permit any more strap
hanging, or refusing to budge If tha
aeats were overflowed. But without
a larger supply of cars and a revised
schedule, this still left the people
and the police holding tha aaxk. Now
the sponsor of this ordinance proposes
that people shall hit a faster gait and
tbe company furnish a two-mlaate
service.
Stilt this offers no relief for the
poor policeman. Whs la to see that
people "move along," or that cars
come every two minutes snd pass on
ss soon as every seat Is filled? Who.
but the poor pollremsn? If they had
the pay-as-you-enter cars In Minneap
olis, the officer's tatk would ie even
worse, for. while they possess enough
advantages to commend them, these
psy-ae- you -enters do not fill up fsst
and during rush hours the policeman
would have a rather lively Job on his
bands enforcing the move-along-no-seat-no-pay
ordinance. There is an
element of Justice In this Ides of seat
ing all passengers, but bow to bring
it about in the bustle and bustle of
aa American rlty Is the puttie.
TJnmiik tbe Ease Deceiver.
In a characteristic appeal for har
mony between warring democrats our
old friend. Edgar Howard, puts the
blame for the recent outbreak upon a
base deceiver, whose work he de
scribes without naming htm. as fol
lows: liamnrton honeatly believe that Met
calfe's resolution was not "ditched by a
trick." He is honest In enfertainlng that
falne belief. Ho wait declrd by a man
who has deceived many other lar men.
la fact, as wa view the situation, nlne
trnlhs of all the trouble between the how eat
democratic workers In Xebratka baa been
caused by that same trouble-breeder who
deceived Mr. HaJTinjrton before, at. and
a1o after tba Grand Island convention.
The only mistake made by Mr. Metcalfe at
Grand Island was bis failure to expose
than and there tho deceiver who deceived
Mr. Harrington. He heivtated to make tbe
exposure, having such hiah regard for the
high office held by tbe deceiver. He suf
fered in silence, when be thonld have
spoken boldly. It be bad been brave to
peak at that moment, the trick and the
man who played the trick would have been
exposed so plainly that an honorable fighter
like Mike Harrington would bare enter-
jtalned and expressed contempt for tbe per
ipretrator of the trick, and the evidence of
!the crookedness would have led to a better
understanding between Harrington and Met-
calfe. and that Grand Island convention
would bave closed with a Joy song of har
monr. rather than with a dirge of discord.
1 In another place he refers to the
! deceiver aa one of the "agents of those
special Interests'' which for years Har
'rington and Bryan hare been fighting,
j and declares that of all the men who
I denounced Bryan from the platform
jat frand Island. Harrington was tbe
! only one "who haa not been, and now
Is, either the secret or open political
tool of those same corporate : in
terests." It la quite possible. In fact, proba
ble, that Edgar Howard knowa what
he is talking about. But why should
he cloak the base deceiver, or so care
fully refrain from unmasking him?
Xame the wretch.
A letter to The Bee from the dis
trict superintendent of the Anti-Saloon
league calls attention to the conflict
! between the state law and the city
ordinance governing the aale of liquor
' by druggists. The common notion Is
that In such cases the state law will
govern, or rather that while tbe city
may place additional restriction and
regulations on the ' sale of liquor, It
cannot take away or suspend any state
law requirements. If it is purely a
matter of statutory Interpretation, a
test case should settle It
The Chicago Evening Post makes
the suggestion that if King George
visits Canada on hia return from India,
he and President Taft meet personally
and give mutual endorsement to the
proposed International arbitration
treaty, thua commending It more
strongly to othes powers. It Is not a
bad suggestion. Of course, they would
probably meet anyway and they might
as well "shake" on this treaty as not
Nebraska's new motor vehicle law
requires automobiles to come to a full
atop at intersections where street cars
are loading and unloading passengers,
snd not to start again until the car
starts. This requirement properly ap
plies to motorcycles, too. If drivers
will obey it a lot of accidents will be
prevented.
Data Oalte Well, TTaaak Yea.
New York . Post.
Mr. Wiley's poUUcel health Seems to be
m an excellent slate of preservation with
out tha use of bensoate of soda.
Was Dtaseatat
Wall Ktreet Journal.
There Is sn almost unanimous opinion
that the best schedule congress can take
op Is the railroad schedule oa trains out
of Washington.
The Heads saber.
New York World.
Mr. Bryan's catechism for presidential
candidates embraces thirteen questions.
That looks ss though It might be unlucky
for the one who answers them alL
KXEEASiA POLITICAL PXTf P0I3TS
Ptaatoa Register Idem ): A great deal
of editorial comment Is appearing la the
republican papers as to tha chance of Taft
bains able to carry Nebraska. As are see
It Tait eaa carry Nebraska with Harmon
as the democratic candidate, but would lose
It by fi.690 with WUsoa as tha democratic
aominea.
Sbeltoa Clipper: A democratic state 'con
vention In Nebraska without the smiling
countenance of William J. Bryan will cer
tainly be something worth seeins. It Is
stated from Lincoln that Mr. Bryan will
make It conveaient'y tnoonvenaeat for bins
to be present at tbe coming state cenvea
ttaa to be held at Fremont.
Columbus Tribune-Journal: The Norfolk
Frees says h would like te see either Daa
Stevens or Edgar Howard stand as the
democratic candidate for eongreaa. and ad-
mi la that Stevens at Its favorite. Now.
Ulster Weeks, haven't you heard that demo
crats must not sneotloa tha names of these
two worthy men In the same breath?
Kearney Daily Hub:' Word comes from
the atate capital that WVilam J. Bryaa
will not attead the coming democratic state
eoaveation at Fremont, having dates that
win require hia at tea lion elsewhere. Mr.
Bryaa remembers Bse dowbt the doae the
democratic Mate coaveatloa gave him last
year and Is not going te take any chances
is staxtiag aomethkvg that he will net he
a hia to finish or batne m aay manner eom
proaiUed by his ariose ce la giving
wlUing acquiescence to acta of wr.ich he
eouid not approve. Iaatead he will stay
away. kep out at the sauas aed have a
free hand la 1U1
Eoo!dncBacIWanl
IIibDay InOmalia
COM PI LTD FROM DEC FIXf
2
s
JI LY 3.
Thirty Veers Ago
1 races are found of B. Delneka. the em
ploye of the fnlos Tsclfic freight auditing
department who had disappeared a week
before while temporarily deranged, la the
discovery of a body answering tbe descrip
tion below pacific Junction.
The fire department was called out at M
o'clock at night by aa alarm of Ore at
Fourteenth and Farnam streets. The blase
was In an old frame building belirglnf to
Tom Murray and was put out before the
department arrived. -
It Is stated that an effort will be made
to Introduce tbe Davis tricycle Into Omaha.
The tricycle hi a three-wheel coach with
a body similar to a street car resting on a
low axle balanced with a email "Wheel In
front and two larger wheels In the back.
It Is drawn by one borse and carries eight
passengers.
A. D. Morse returned from tbe east.
J. T. Allan, superintendent of tree plant
ing oa the t'nlon Pacific, has returned
from Dawson and Buffalo counties, and
reports wheat, oats. r and barley in fine
condltioti. with the farmers In good spirits.
Hon. O. M. Larebertsoe. clerk of the
United States district court arrived from
Lincoln.
Mrs. Strlcklsnd. widow of the late Gen
eral 6i'.as A. Strickland, has been em
ployed In the office of the United States
circuit court- In this efty.
The county commissioners received bids
for grading Cuming street extension. ,
Twenty Teen Ago
Colonel Cunfiingbsm R- Bcott roes to
Philadelphia to present the Real Estate
Owners" association's claim to the execu
tive committee of the national republcan
eommttee for the holdng of the next "
tonal convention la Omaha.
Rev. Charles W. Savldge returns from
Colorado and is rusticating at his father's
home Just outside of town.
Judges Doane and Wakeley were on the
equity bench and banded down a number
of decisions.
Mr. acd Mrs. J. H. Grossman return to
the cty and are at home at tSt South
Twenty-ninth street.
Rev. Oeoree TVs Usee of Sioux Falls, &
D.. Is st the Millard.'
Mr. and Mrs. W. G. Templet on return
from Spirit Lake. -
Mr. C. C Gibson and' Miss Delia Bemis
were married.
C. W. Hull announces that his new boms
on Farnam street Is ready for occupancy.
A. J. Ha nl ell. ajted SS. dies at his reel
dence. Eleventh and Hickory streets.
Tew Tears Ago 1
President Charles M. Hsys of the South
ern Pacific passed through "Omaha en route
to Chicago to confer with J. C Stubbs.
traffic dlrecter of the Harrlroan lines.
The rain which, came In such torrents
cooled the stmosphere down to 108.
Regarding the rumor of the removal of
the army headquarters General Manderson
gives assurance that there Is no danger of
Its being taken to Kansas City.
It was announced st the Presbyterian
hospital that there was bops for complete
recovery from their Injuries of James B.
Kelkenny and his mother.
Back Keith. Western league umpire.
after mysterloosrjr 1 disappearing from
game at St. Joseph, turns up safe and
seund. He says' be bad been fishing.
ASSETS OF TBE Win,
larkaMs
apauaalea. Daurlaug the
leasee
Kansas' i
Cei
Peeede. -
City Star.
Census figures show that ths value of
farms la tbe United States was K,S5 mil
lion dollsa In 131. eompard with 17.157
millions In IX). an Increase In ten years
of MS per cent. Tbe increase In tha value
of the land alone was lis per cent, while
the value of buildings and Implements ex
panded per cent.
The most significant fact about these
atalu tics is the evidence they give of tbe
greatly Increased assets of the west. Not
only is tbe bulk of the farm lands in tbe
west, but the percentage of increase was
vastly - greater la the west than la ths
east. For example, the value of farm lands
Increased Its per cer.t In f"!', compared
with only per cent In Pennsylvania. In
Oklahoma the gain was 131 per cent, while
In New Tsvk It was a per cent. Missouri's
Increase was 107 per cent. Nebraska's ZD
per cent. South Dakota S3 per cent.
Without entering Into the reasons
caused so much greater relative inc. .e
la the west than In the east. It Is worth
while to emphasise, ths fact that the fig
ures show sn Immense strengthening of the
financial stability of the great agricultural
region of tbe country.
People Talked About
COLOrrBL
HARVEY '
Tbe colonel Is one of tbe best bridge
players In New Torfc snd can play a good
gams of self. too. Besides these he does
a turn as edltsr of Harper's Weekly.
Chicago, Baltimore snd New York each
possass undertakers who advertise te equip
and lead a rst-clas funeral for fTS "and
guarantee satisfaction. There Is no
record of any patron putting up "a boiler"
on the price. ,
The New Tork Ice trust dees most of Its
business and gets all the money on the
New Tork side of the Hudson river, but
keeps Its books and accounts on the New
Jersey side. This system helps to give New
Tork fraud Jurymen more exercise thaa
Informs tioe.
Trace-Atlas Uc steamship mtmpsniss
which gradglng granted a raise of wages
to striking seamaa almost Instantly pass ad
tbe raise ever to the consumer. Hereafter
every teurkat from this aide of the pond
wUI contribute an extra ELM for ths bene.
fTt of the uplift.
Tbe uplift Is gertmg a strangle bold on
kfe In Alabama. By a vote of to 1 Mont
gomery Jumped from the dry te the wet
column. Procaedliigs were begun sgalast
a Shreveport nuua who attempted te cor
ner the wife market by accumulating eight
wives at one sitting,
W -"as- Bai w -" a
"Don't Worry" Wiley
A Lively Scrapper la the fceverw
aaeat Pare Feai rbaaaplea.
aai He Saallee as He Seres.
1. Harvey W. 'Wiley, pure food cviam
Pioa, deserves to rank ss preeident-emerltut
of tbe " Lon't Worry club.-He preaches
the doctrines of the club and puts them m
Practice, if there U one thing In the world
that does not worry him It .is sn atta-k
from his adversaries Ever since his sdvent
in public office as chief chemist of the De
le, rt men t of Agriculture snd sll through
tls campaigns against adulterated food and
drugs, letting tht other fellow do the worry
ing is the rule he follows.
Tbe chief chemist Is a fighter of force,
skillful In parrying blows snd returning
more than bs takes. When a professor st
Perdu university years ago. be was
charged with neglecting morning prayers,
riding s bicycle snd playing base ball with
the students conduct considered Improper
in one charged with the duty of gliding the
youths of Indiana along paths 4l P'ety
and dignity. To the charge of neglecting
morning prayers he entered a denial:
"guilty he answered to the rest, follow log
his plea with his resignation. Tha trustees
declined ths resignation, snd bs stuck to
ths Job for nine years.
Dr. Wiley's function as chief chemist are
varied. Inside the department, where the
eyes of the public are not upon him except
as such tniervsls as hs takes It Into his
confidence, be Is busy superintending ex
periments to determine whether food pro
ducts sre harmful. Then, In concert with
the legal branch of the government, he gets
after ths adulterator. All the while. In his
capacity as a public lecturer and a man
aho knows how to be Interviewed fotP pub
lication, he is telling tbe people what has
been done, will be done, or ought to be
don.
The testing methods In ths government's
laboratories have been of startling bold
ness. Wiley's young aides oftentimes havs
made themselves 111 for the sake of science
and public health. They eat meat that has
been preserved, to see If It wUI hurt them.
At times a chosen squad will undergo
physical training for a fortnight, perhaps
like a ooUese foot ball team to acquire
the beet possible health for a series of eat
ing tests that might not b conclusive If
tha subjects were not In prim condition.
Late In UOX relates tna New Tork Post
there were rumors that tbe reformer's afV
tacks upon bensoate of soda as a food
preservative would cause bis removal, but
he continued to oppose Its use.
"I can make a living outside. I ruees."
he remarked, when somebody asked If he
wss about to be ousted.
The National Molasaes Refiners associa
tion sent a petition to Washington on De
cember is. IMS. asking for Wiley's removal.
Nothing came of It. In congress speeches
were msde In his defense ar to bensoate of
sods, snd President Roosevelt wss at
tacked for having named the scientific
committee which approved the preservative
over the chemist's head. That was ths
beginning of a long fight In which Wiley
did not win. He held his Job, though,
and caused- many reforms which angered
manufacturers and dealers quit as much
as a victory against bensoate of soda
would have done.
Appearing la DOC before the house com
mittee on Interstate and foreign - com
merce tn' behaJT of ths pure' food bill, hs
said:
-Never drink blended whisky. Always
drink It straight and. If It Is too strong,
dilute It with good water. Ths notion
that blended whisky Is merely a mixture
of two or more different kinds la all a
mistake As a matter of fact, blended
whisky Is "simply cheep, bad whisky, doe
tored up wtth spirits."
With that he produced aa outfit of
chemical apparatus, got a bottle of alco
hol, burnt sugar, and other stuff, and
went to work. In five minutes he had a
red liquor ready, and passed It around
among the committee mernhess to be
tested. They took It. tasted, and' smacked
tbeir Hps.
"It Isn't whisky at all." said Wiley. "It
Is the staff that Is often called whisky.
The greater portion of the so-called fourteen-year-old'
whisky Is made In lees than
fourteen minutes by tbe aid of what is
known as "ageing oil.'
"Dr.- TAHey." aald Hepburn, chairman of
the committee, "bave you a government
license to make whisky?"
"No. sir.' was the retort. T don't need
It. I didn't make whisky, as I told you."
Not only has bs admitted inconsistence
about his attitude toward alcoholic bev
erages, but a story has gone the round
that a friend found him eating voraciously :
Just after giving advice oa the advantage
of light feeding. He has Issued what bs I
oalled an ideal bill of far as follows: !
one-rouna leas in summer than In !
winter. Banian all alhnlle hMantM E-m, I
Drink nothing below St d egret In tempera- i
rbe-eeik aWklnar aWeatsaeaw ahth ' l .
ture and drink sparingly. Be careful to
k the society ef cheerful friends. Prac
tice moderation In open air exercise. Don't
tret. Don't worry."
This Is what his friends found him de
vouring: Two large Imperial crabs, on
large steak and trimmings, a special salad,
a few mugs ef ale."
Ths doctor did not deny that the Joke
was en him.
Ona of tha doctor's strong points Is his
ability to tell a good story and to this Is
attributed much of his success In arguing
for departmental appropriations before eon-
gresslonal committee. He gets mors
money, they say, thee any other effieer
ef the government- Although not ths head
of a department he has been making per
sonal pleas for appropriations for years.
On one oecaalon. when a congress man
saked him for a definition ef a successful
agriculturist, hs responded:
"The man who can turn every dollar of a
proposed appropriation . Into two dollars."
And be got twice tb sum which had
been laid out for his bureau that year.
I HANGING HER f ACE
("rent the Household prlnd)
Any woman not satisfied with her eonv
plexloa eaa remove It and bass a new
one Tha thia veil et aufllag half-dead
cuticle aa encumbrance and should be
removed to givs the freeh. rigorous young
skia uaderneath a chance to show Itself
and te breath.
There's a slmpl old-fashioned home
remedy which will always do the work.
Get aa ounce of pure mereolised wax f rota
your druggist and apply It at night like
eold cream, waahlsg It erf la the meinlag.
The mcroolld will gently absorb all the
lifeless skin and leave a healthy and beau
tiful eomplaxlox as frh as a child's.
Naturally tt take with It all such facial
blemishes ss freckle, taa, moth patch.
aallowaeaa. liver spots, pimple, etc. It la
pieasaat to use, effective aad economical.
The face eo treated Immediately looks
years yoengerv Adv.
LEfXS TO A SMILE.'
"'A man ought to be able to read bis tltlo
dear."
' He certainly ourit. If be evpect an
American girl to pay a million of her
papas dollars 'for It. -Judge.
Customer sir. Just look at these goo-Is
Just out of the wash! And vou told me
when I bought them the rotors were fast.
Just look how thev've run!
Clerk I epok truly, madam. How can
anything be fast that decen t even run?
I -altimore American.
Jeraldlne William means rood: James
means beloved. I wonder (blushing) whst
George means?
Mrs Fond hopes-Well, daughter, let us
hope that George means business. Ufe.
Mrs Nagg-Who was It that said: "I
thank God 1 am not as other men?'
Mr. Nagg rome bachelor. Lipplncott's.
Speedy (phoning from farmhouse to gs
rage I guess you will have to come and
get me. I re turned turtle.
Voice This is the garage; you want the
aquarium Judge.
Rlnks used tn He Amf mm Ih. .uhUi-t
I of burled treasures. What's he up l-j now T'
'le's got up sn expedition to try to
lino tne place where Methuselah stored -his
birthday presents." Toledo B'sde.
"'What kind of a voice haa that Mrs.
Hlghcy, snyhowr' asked Squicglee
"I don't know exactly." said Dubblelgh.
I m not np on voice, but I should nr.
Judging from her pertinacity in singing
' avaiieria Kueticana' from 7am to IS
p m. every day of the week that she s
whst you mlsht call an Intermexxo so
prano. "Harper's Weekly.
' Dad. you're poor, ain't you?" i
.-v. wn in run. i own you ana tne
'baby, and vou're vftrth rwrtima
I to me." -
"Dad. couldn't you hypothecate the beby
an' get me a new pair of shoes." Toledo
I Blsde.
Mrs. Max Can't afford to let me go to
I the seashore? Why not? My board there
uu.un con mucn more man it aoe here.
r. ax i admit that, my love: but
A nor alcebol.
The teids Is. aa attested endar
. ciiiirin iwnHssr -aitt). oesse Seal rest rr
r. ysm s resv arnrnttcmy,
Maadrak root (fW
as marta),
ta a scststifk laboratory hs a way that
This toeie contains no alcohol to shrink am the red Mood cerpwsclce ; bet. oa
the other bead, it increases their Bataber and they become rawed and healthy.
It helps the human system i the eoastant ssseafscter of rich, red blood. It
helps the stomach to assimilate or taka up tbe proper el cm eats from the iood,
thereby belpinf digestion end curing dyspepsia, heart-bare eed sseay saunas
fortsble symptoms, stops excessive tissue waste in eoevaleseeae from fevers ;
for the rtav-doww, aaarraic, thin-blooded people, the " Discovery " U fefreahing
and vitalising Stick to this safe sad sane remedy, and refuse ad " yast as good ,T
avsdicines offered by the drug gist wbe is looking for a larfcr proiu Notbief
but Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery will do yew half ss meek good.
Andrew Carnegie once ruggestecj as an eratapo for Lis
own tombstone what he said was the secret of his success:
"Here lies a man who surrounded himself with men
abler than himself."
Many able people are working for yon, sarotuta, nrrentort.
"traufsci-uTrera, aS trying to make Knc thing yoa want Do you use
their brains sad their dforU "surrouixl yourself wkb them or do
"wpfod by yourarJf. yean behind the brae
Take "four own boroe. Have you your share of modem kn
Pwxbi there nmey-snvui'tlabw One
of tbe moat iwortani of these is a New Perfection Osl Coc4-otoe.
A r Periocboe store arrer overheats a UU h save, yew shesgth. h
svmfal sa,tsfa. Vnh the New Pariacsoa eves wsh ths gW deer, yee a
r r?r "" " waA A ew st s glanxs tbs joara
PpWir- Mo, wok 1,1a. S im. wea
pas". tsjBaasBaaay Via jeTsATMgsSfe'g- ti&y.
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An accredited school of the highest standing, in a com
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influences.
A faculty of trained specialists.
Low expenses. Best facilities.
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COaTDUOTZXt BT Tall
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This Institution is pleasantly locate!.
requisite for s refined, solid edjcatlun.
paretory Oearees; a. so thorougn-y equipped tea;
r pec lei attention given to music. Art aad
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"The School That
Builds Manly
Boys."
CHIEK JUSTICE WINSLOW
Your boy will be returned to
you stronger mentally, mor
ally aud physically. If effi
cient instruction in a practi
cal manner at a school your
boy will like is desired then
write us for catalogue.
Racine College
Racine, Wis.
think cf all the money I d have te spend
nieriln!ng myself In your ateence. Bos
ton Transcript.
"It s hard." MM the sentimental landle-ev
at the dinner table, "to think that this
poor little lamh should be destroyed la its
outh Just to cater to our arpet-'ee."
"Ves" replied the smart boarder, Strug
gllng with his portion, " it Is tough." Cat'i
miic 8ian.iard and Time.
THE SWITCH.
J. M. Lewis In Houston Poet.
Someone got switched todsy bee
ow wnat do you suppose'
Before we tell you w hy let s pause
And wipe our eves and nose
Because this being switched is not
A thing to brig one cheer.
So take your hanky out and blot
Away the trembling tear.
Someone got switched todsy, you fcnev
Home la a lovely place!
Beside the door red roees grow,
And there s a funny face
On every pansy in the b1;
And each look tip snd bees
A love, but little Tousieheed
Oot switched serosa the legs.
I ssw the switch that de!-B the bio
Here s good place to use
A minute tl.l I wipe my ivee
And wipe my ere; because
Of that sad thlr.g whi h tnd today
My htart is filled e-tti P4
And hspttnees is gne ssr.
I love tbe beby so!
The switch is eirhteen Itvbws long.
And thick ss anr straw'
It robbed the baby's day f svjcig;
No mortal p-n sn draw
The woe which came to rr tt bear
What happened to the e-'f.
Fhe put her red tips to rwy ear
And told the tale herself.
Her teeth are like white grs.'i. ?f rice.
Set in two pearly rows
She used them once, she used tfcem twice
On what, do you sui-pee
On sisters aim she d d trie Jtr
"Tes tryln' cf um. dad'"
And that Is why she rot the switch.
And I am feeling bad.
Weak Heart
Marry people safer froea weak hearts. Tory assy experi
w t .... . . .
cnee snonsess a orcein ee exeruoe. pess ever cne seert,
or diuy feelingt, oppreend bree tiling after e-nlt or thctr
eyes beoosss blurred, their heart is aot suaSctcauJy srro
te petap Mood te the extremities, end they have sold seed
and feet, or poor appetite bees use of week ewe d Mood supply
to the stomach. A heart tonic sad sitarstiv sbowtd be takea
which has ee bed after-effect. Such is Dr. Pierce's Colore
Medical Discovery, which coataio ee denser as fasrontsca
sth, are "Mae rest (CsWJesssat
(Macs caerryserk (n
with triple rrfiar gl
seaVetTist eM sssitaoa.
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ACADEMY-
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axe-ran aw weM .
The arrlruli.m ...JiTT. -v..
complete
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mnmZ2 !Sm
St. Francis Solanus
College a
Qulncy, Illinois
Complete "rVerevratorr, 0ir,TTveval "Men.
tlfie. tmgtiaa aad Claatuoa! Course, epenal
faciUties in Voeei and laetrvmeatal sae-se-
To secure the family spirit the school
attendance Is limited to small a umber.
teod for catakas-u.
Very Rev. rrtusatu Haaaaer. O r. at.
Rector.
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la rrevtl by people who east cold facts
ta news ll at Is srsi.
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