TTTE BEE: OMAHA. SATURDAY. JULY 22. 1911. 1; 3 a r 1 4 ) t . M as) at r re ; ag ur. ot u f REAL ESTATE ABITRACTI or TITLBU JiDLAND Omr. H. H. Neale. rMi J. Tmet Ce.. 1TI4 Far Campbell, mo, D. M PETER JESSEN, Jr. Co.. Tel. Doug, ml REAL ESTATE) DRALBRL REED ABSTRACT CO- eldest ebstraet ffioe la Nebraska. M Brandela Ibultr. REAL ESTATE TITLE TRUST CO., Ftf toemh floor City Kwl Bank AJIdg. Tr BUILDERS' INFORMATION. i iMONflON NORBT. furnace and tin ork. Doug. 3440. CITY PROPERTY FOR IALI BA RGAIN- 8-room, mod. home, 114 B. 13d. LOOK AT IT-12.250 now K.ffiO. Per quirk !; 4ronra cottage, t lots, 60x120. Bm Owner, Cor. 21st end Miami. NINE-ROOM private corner home; mod ern Improvements; reesonable, If bought from owner; 11.000 down, balance on aaay terms. Inquire at 2701 Dodge. Do You Want a Home Within Walk ing Distance? It look at 70$ N. 20th St.. rooma -rtjt kilh. movant In avarv nertloular: flaw furnace, new plumbing; In fact build ing la aa good aa new ana win oe mn ' vhm lots of the new houaea are In the crap pile. Can aell thla home on easy wrmi at a bargain. RH. Landeryou, ' 442 Board of Trade. Tele. Doug. 1151; Ind.. A-215L rl BINNET. K.SflO 7-room, modem, hot water heat, earner lot, ansae, part casn balance to stilt- Call Owner. Web. 731. Only $2,500 Kitty room, modern, 3611 Caldwell. ' Lot 10x137; paring paid. W. a Gates, 444 New Omaha National Bank Bid. 'Phone Pour 1294. R T"WtW IMAilAM kMliaa with tan eawa. nr"- mvsrrm eHiiwa ssvewa w , a uv eat. oa aouth front lot 60x126. Haa never . been occupied. Price I4,0u0, with mortgage I ii.wu. nonresiaent owner authorises us to take automobile in part payment. M EACHRON RUAL'lY CO., jrboae Webater ISO. ISA Lake St. HOUSES FOR SALE TO BE REMOVED Two five-room oottsges, northeaat corner 17th and Jackson etraeta. Submit blda GEORGE & COMPANY tn Floor. City NaUonal Bank Building. Y FOR SALE By owner, completely mod em cottage, bungalow effect, Just built, of latest style and finest material, located at a?th and Ames, in Prairie park district easy terms. Address, A. B. Roberta, 2721 ' Fewler Are. Phone Webster 4hoJ. Fred Harrison and Oeo. T. Morton for ess bargains. 14 Omaha Nat l Bank IN SOUTH FARNAM DIS TRICT Near 28th & HOWARD An all modern I-room house; full else basement; owner leaving city and must ell, and haa put a price that will move It If eold within ten daya. 13,000 will buy It and ean make terms to ault. Thla la the buy in Omaha today. - Toland & (10 Be Bldg. Douglas 6707. Investments 30,000 Four (-room brick flats, rented for 2S each; total Income. fl.MO. Well located, extra well bu.lt, 3 years old Owner wants to use the money and will consider reasonable offers. 11.000 Double brick house, on corner lot. witn vacant ground, muv leei, io build another houe on. Income, 11.080. Can be made to pay 12 per cent gross. This building Is superbly located. Only S years old and cost the price without the lot, which Is worth $2,600. Title perfect. He Dumont & Son frhone Doug. 690. 1906 Farnam St., Omaha. A BEAUTHUL HOME SACRIFICED, IN IIANSCOM PARK DISTRICT , Dr. Davidson, superintendent of schools, . qrlll leave Omaha August 1 for Washing ton, D. C, and he Is very anxious to soil Via knm. nmrartv at Anna Imla1 at K'a 5aa S. SOth Ave. In order to do so.- haa ' made a very low price. The house has s - -T 1. ein. ,ni,u. .... frn, Just north of park; fine ahade; one block )to car; one of the beet residence districts I In the city. For further information sea I STANLEY P. BOBTWICK. Tyler UKM. UUB City Nat'l Bank Bldg. HOME IN CREIQHTON 1ST. Mmitbwaat of Hanaonm Dark. verv lar're well arranged rooms; oak finish, modern In every way, tine lot enxiu. This is a fine new home bargain for some one. Pi ice nlr U.7M; 11,000 cash balance to suit, or will consider exchange for vacant lot, ' small house or oheap auto and some money. Act quick for It won't last long, ita bran dele Bldg., Douglas 16I or Webster 46til. iifaea.. ' REAL ESTATE PAHX AND RANCH LAND FOR IALB AUtmsesv. yojt, SALE If yeu want a faTm or farm . lands In southwest Alabama, we have all kinds, especially a.falfa. corn and cotton laad. f rem lw la Luu acrea. For full In formation write to ua. Hefner Camp Realty Cev, AJtroa, Alabama. Arkaaaaut. EST fruit and geaeral armlng lands for price la U. sk. la aearcy Co , Ara. bend for booklet sboaing 40 to lis land near tew. W. M. Heusoo, Lealle. Axk.- iHt ACRES rich bottoui land, a, a miles Uawaxk, HO per aore; teinis. Fine orange greve, a toriuav ivn ei.aw. vj targalna. A. A. Henderson, .earaia. Other xr kaaaeav tU A., SMOOTH, IW BaL railway atatloa. 10 faaced. 40 eulC, small bouse, two weiia two public roads. i,6uu. Uuion Bank Tiast Co, Real Est. Dept.. cwarcy. Aik ARKANSAS CHEAP HOMES Osark rult bait: oak and hickory Umber; mild climate, pure water, free range; 1.50 to lie. Addrees Dept. A. Jones at Co.. PetU- grew, avra.- ' ua, mL out. M In cult.. L black alfa.U iTalavar laadi fair Imp.l good neighbor- oeda A ja- from towu ot l.uuu. near O, gJMl seavui, uvarijr an aiuooin up. Si SA eult..- bed. tunber. li eiever: 4 al. Hataira. s iwnm wvMaw -uuk uog B ,,.- astra aood 4-r. reeldencm. atora b t j .J lodge bids., new barn, cerk red sandy y y toaiui good ouimunliy; delightful locauoa; abundance good water, fe.kti, subject te a ' ea Aoaa Kw'. terms easy. WM. uiLatwAtta, Marshall, ar.- BEST fruit and geaeral farming laada for prtoe la U. S . la kearcy Co., Ark. Mead for booklet showing IS to LA laad aeavf ilewa. W. M Haaeoa. Lealle, Ara. 60 TRACTS of land la tl.d cuia aaj ai ' I falfa alsirlol of Delta lanu; b' a sou. gwud I schools, lands will oouUe In value lo three .caxa. iw isiit Iroiu $i u I. par ' W rlLa ua woal you want. " P. C. houJNU -Lne t41UXa, aWaW- REAL ESTATE FARM AND RANCH LAND FOR IALB BEST IN AMERICA FOR PR1CB. Ail classes at Umber, farm and fruit land la Arkansas, Louisiana and Mississippi, Iron 6 to M per aura, Write i. U. Hay Holds, Camden. Ark- COTTON plantation; 44 acre; elegant 10-room dwelling: plenty tenant bou: good barn and outbuildings; rich. Mack loain; will grow Daie couou or a Dusoeta corn per acre: woven wire fence, -00 acres cultivation; 2t merchantable tlniber, hard wood; fcsaltulul location; Bines irora good town; good nelghbot hood; near school and ehuroh; price IJO.Ouu; reasonable terma Add rasa Johnston 4k Wsitis. care Southern trust Co.. Little Rock. Ark OZARK LAND CO- Oravette, Ark. tork ranches, lrult farms, berry tleida small tracts. Installment plan; town prop erty. Business bouses. Writs ua. in A. UNIMPROVED cut-oft timber land; much line timber yet on land; I ( I nil. from Eureka Springs; fine tor fruit. ranch and general farming; f7M. Hpeciai baialu In improved (im, 110 to Lm Eureka bprlnga. Ark. FOR HA LB ARKANSAS FARMS. -In small and large tracta; price 110 per acre and up. tor particulars address Hubert li. etiew, user. Ara. WHEN answering advertisementa found In the Want Ad columns, please mention The Bee. Caaada. 120 ACRES, rloae to town. Haskatchewan; I7a acres in wheat: ll acre: third cash. balance to suit. Write for terms. U4 Biodie Bt , rcrt iiiiama uni., e 1 OWN a section of good wheat land situated less than two miles from growing town In Haskatchewan. Will cell for $20 per acre. Address, M. J. Carrolbere. V. O. Bes 1.7, Winnipeg. Manitoba FARM landa In the Canadian west, town lots In railroad divisional points, property in Watrous. the Carlsbad of America. Write W. M. Ualbraim. Watrous. katchewan. GOLDEN wheat lands for sale. Ire- proved and unimproved prairie farms, any also. Alberta, Saskatchewan. woodbeed coy. Watrous. uask., can. rkal ESTATE I have a large Hat of lands In the Uoose and Eagle lake district, o better In Canada. U. A. Leech. Boee town, bask Colorado. NORTHWESTERN Colorado wbeat lands. lU.&O to fla per acre. A few Improved farms. (20 to Hi Writs J. U. Kelnbardt. Merling. Colo. 160-ACRE best irrigated farm. ' Colorado; finely Improved; new 10-room dwslllaa. i.aui: potato cvl.u.' noias iu carioaus; w acrea wheat; 60 acres alfalfa; no waste land; every foot under old water right; Luva another frm. can't work both; 4 miles north of Aenver, etf miles soutta of Oreeley. O. A. ure-., eu Mac a uiu . Denver. Colo- , Idaho. Finest Idaho Horse Ranch 44u acrea bi'Bi aiiiuiii( land: unproved In center of vast tree range; IM.IAA). For terms and particulars auuress owner, a C. Bertleson, Emmett, Idaho. Iowa. t ino-ACRR farra 7 miles southeast Bas- sett. Rock eoutity, Nebraska; AX) acres la com thla year, laiga acreage In timothy and clover; good set or improvementa Price, f2i.tjO per acre; ons-inira cash. Dal anos eaay terms ai per oenv. CARL. TENN16, tat r. u t Bidg. 81ouz City, la. FOR BALE Excellent 240-acre farm In corn and blue grass belt, Adams county, lows; (arm al! wull fenced. v acre bog UK hi luu acres uieu. mna au in ezcenen cultivation: 12-ruout bouse, large brlci cellar with ccmcuc fior, cement va k. targe new barn and mill, with good Fair banks engine, new h house. iher out buildings, all in good repair; good stock -...i hrnvaids. larae giuvs and koou or chard, four goud wtlls. excelltat wat.r, iws Windmills, ror luiliier iiu;ui, aiuntri Mrs Anna Ai. Nash, lit High be. Use aiwioea. la. , ISO ACRES. Caas county. Iowa, farm proved and well Heated; price, llii Ira ...,. wail a Illl well in.icu, villw, .1MJ ua aoae, iny equity la llu.ayo. Want southern a Dt-rrCla -l UtKiia laiiu. viwar. ro in flated prices considered. One 10-liorse pwar portable gassllns engine for what have you i AQurru wr. vv.ausiiua caa county, ioraui. sv tlO-ACKB estate, all the very choicest ol land, nothing ulcer lb tbe aiata. 6,uus or .nra of lmDrovements all In good shape: miles tiuiu two tood tuwn.. Musi be sold and soon. I bave tbe exoiusive hand' ling of ibis. Price, sue per acre. Maruu bcllveo", Vi cash, balance 6Va per vent. ' M Emery, Northwood. Ia. THE easiest way to find a buyer for your farm Is tu Insert a small want ad in the Des Moines Capital. Largest circu lation In the state of lowa. 43.1M0 dally The Capital la read by and believed In by the standpatters 01 lowa. wnu simpiy ra dm. tn iwtmlt any other paper In theli homes. Hates, 1 cent a word a day, 1.2 per line per month; count six ordinary words to the line. Address Dca Molnca Capital, Dea Moines, la. 100 ACRfc3 and 171 acres- or southern lowa iK'id. improved, well located. :ool soil, r rht price, for aale cr trade; ti.MM tqulty In bnck atore building; a fl.at-clat ir.ccnic properly, fur sale or trade, quick. o lard meichandise or automobiles. Ad dicss Boa' . Diagonal. lev I FOR SALE OR TRADE My equity tn A ection of raw land. 2 miles of feorenta, 1 miles Kit Carson and miles Wild Horse. ineyenuu vc. , cum , wm w. . , ia. good, shallow water district; 1 mile to river; ullulfa grown successfully nearby. I'rlcc. -0 per acre; encumbrance $1,250. op tional at I per cent, due May IS, i14. Wit) trnde the equity. fl.suO. (or rtaidence o equal value. 1 alao bave Vi aection Joining thla whidi is cltar. tu trade iur tuvn prop- trty. Same price. Would carry back 1.WD en this at 0 per root. waiter rt. atoyu. Newton, lav KOll BALE Two lots, numoers I snd 17. block E. nglewood addition. Highland Park. Address J. tL Begnell. Oakaluosa, la. FOR SALE Splendid farma. well Ira ni oveii. ranging in price from AsO to itO pr tCie. This is enjioe town una, in weu. ira pioved communities, near town and soliooia l nere is uu wun i.run m ueauuiui pari vf the state than Osoeola county. Writs !oi particulars. I. av tteuinond. blble. la.- A REAL, ESTATE SNAP, t JO -aire farm ia Pocahontas county; eor. nsr rlaht In town: bu.lding one block frois depot aud oreainery ; tea-room houae nicely Ikrnlsnea; tine grove ana rruic treea; Dcau .it ul bul'ding s.le facing south; cattle barn 440, 14-foot posts; slauchiona fur about i.ity cattle; two alio bins; room for I'M tons ot bay; six feed cutter, corn grinder and 14-lioise power gasoline engine; horse bat a tor 16 horses, wuh Lay loft and gialn b.n, windmill and three water tanks; farm fenced it. U lleids: 70 acres liogughu Price, tlvii per acre on very eaay terma. J. CARJtOLLa Holfe. Ia iiCKK ur.uroved farm. T miles from Mason Clt. X miles from small town; 7A an acie; eaay terms ana spienuia oargain, IM-acre uu.u..roved farm U miles from Masoa City, milct from two etner towns, suly 140 au acre. We have tue beat bar gains in northern lowa. Come enu s.e ua MAoON CITY REALTY CO.. kiasua City, la. Avamaaa. WHEAT AND AIJALFA LAND CHEAP 40 acrea iv niiles cut, iiO acres tn wheat; Ss delivered to buyer, lavel. ric.;, uetp aull; good well and winUiuill, tciuia Utlier "eel and aiialta lauds, all ata aud prices. L. F. fcvuuuuiacuur. ii.uti, Ueade. Ean- I tM ACRE?, I'm miles out, Sto In wheal; Vs to buyer; balance past'te. The late raca aud suww asaurus buuier ciop: level ea a t.uor; laitu par acre; leiius. v. M. Cut bartaon. bvoct City. Ean. WE bave eome choice bargains tn oom, wheat and alfalfa landa for sale In lientoa and Hush countlea; write for list ol farm bargains. American InvaStuieui couipany. liolaius ton, Awaa. 040 ACRES, rlx miles from Allneola, iu4 Sc-rea In wheat, one-third it buer; ne -roouv house, stable, well, mill, lai.k. pas ture fencco, rich ulotk soxl. has ra.4 good crop svsr ar since broken oat, K.c-at caiaain. 4-w per acre, 'lamia, 'iae Roy C Beard Land Co.. Mi n cola. Kaa. Ot ACHEa, V r.Ules good town; fenced, aeU luiproxeu; all siuootu laud; rich black SoU; good orcuaid, K. k. Lt-i phone; fiaa sunouuUings. oJ; good terius; wtvl ex change fur bard a are, it..pieuients er ges tisi uiercuabaiae. W. AA- alJlu AliJUiskou, REAL ESTATE r.tRM AND n A N C H LAND FOR 8 ALB Kansas Cemlnaed. 10 ACRES li la alfalfa; lo-room bouse. Urge barn, granary, etc.; two miles la Lamed. pawnee county; 60 acres pasture, balanca la cultivation; rich, deep soli, abun- anoe of water, wens ana onus: ternia Bunts rieeity '.o . iwitmniun Leats'aaa. vvsnoK tarlfh- Lav: lbs l!nd of m- bine, soli, climate, maraeta, water, health. good; prices cnenp: wnw uiv.vun tta. restate ana imwro,:iiiauv v-w., -k at land. Bec y.. Leesvllis. Lev 1tiMRlANA farm and timber laada good for truck, corn, cattle, etc.; on ac count of cotton peat, cheapeat lanoe on market. Hall, Elder 4t Beucit. Monroe. Leuislan MlealK-aa. vitrHTHAN. I aeotlona beat aloek and grain land In elate; on lake and stream. near town; mut sacrifice; is per acre. Armfleld A Qlllmore, U7 N. uearoorn at., Chicago. 111. Minnesota. rartat. KNAP tM acres level prairie land, luO In crop, balance pasture and m.aduw: ffoud bulidlnas. 176 acre. Moreharl ai Atchison. Alaukato, Minn. lands No. C&ib 100 acres 71 miles Twin Cities; good tillable soli; stats map mailed with 46-page book for to ceota Hubert Land Co., Phemx Uldg. AMuaeap ulia Minn. FINE farm home, S20 sores, I milt. from good town; black loam soil. Ail fenced; large tram dwelling, barn, gran ary, machine anode, sto., lw acrea la field, aa nmlMir. balance olover and tim othy and meadow. Ideal dairy farm. 11 tier acre, one-third casn. balance eaay terms. M. J. AColu, Fosaton, Minn. I HiVI a farm of U0 aorea ZA miles from good town, SO miles from Minneapolis, uu aces under cuKivalion, abuut ti acres meadow, balance timber; can ail be opened uii rlcli eon, goou nouae, iwr aw hnilrilnua. Price. 131 ccr acre Alao pi-acre tarm two miles from good town; 40 acres under plow, m acres niiioer, guvu nu m -ioom bouse, two barns and other out buildings, winumiii, line oaiucai iivit, eliard just commencing to bear. Price, t: COO, eaay terms. Write owner. Charles L 'aiieon. E.k River. Minn. $,000 equity In good quarter In southern Minnesota; quarters two muss irom good town, having house ixju. new our a Lx40. with gable roof, small granary and fence Want machine, stook of dry goods. Pries SW per aura. Benl. A Cone. Window, Minn. a avip. MtiaiT BE QUICK: too-acre Im proved farm In Murray county, Minnesota: haa flrst-ciasa buildings, fancee, splendid grove, orubard, two miles from town tvrlte aonn iiuiueo, jr .uu. is Ai-nirn IK nviaa from t Paul. I miles from KoseiDont: sil fenced, black loam soil; 60 acres cultivated, balance pasture and biack oak timber, only 636 per aore tor Im mediate aale; hall can. ISO-acre Improve l arm u miies irom sn. Paul, I -mile fro n Rich Valley station; clue-room house, windmill, large barn and other buildings, all In good condition; black loam soil, clay subsoil: always been eultlvated by owner; IM aorea under plow. I acres fruit trees, mostly apples, balanoe a od t'.mber laud, fcp.-o.ai pi Ice and term. W. F 4k.B. W. Mority. Pioneer Press fcldg.. "St Paul. Mlnsv- SEND for a list of our (Ins improved tutbern Minnesota landa; we have hun dreds of pleased customers. C. E. Brown Land Co.. Offices Madella and New Rich land. Minn. , ATTENTION, HOMEBEEKERR If you are thinking of Immigrating west this year, write us for descriptive liter ature of our lands la Minnesota, North Dakota and Montana. We ean suit yon no matter what you want and where Ewant It, and can sell you anywhere a 40 acrea to I.OOOl William B. Olbboae, k Box a Cormorant. Minn. 10 000 acres la St. Louis ana Carlton ainniiai Minnesota, near cities of Du- luth and Superior, at prlos within the reaoh of all' I to 111 an acre; easy terms; four teen railroads now entering theee two cities rui-niah ehaan and oulok transportation. A Ho.OSO.oOO ateel plant now building by the United ri tales Bteei corporation near iwut Soli la fertile and well adapted to diversi fied farming, dairying and garden truck. Vn inm hauls or transportation chargea but right at the doors of the beat marketa 0t the Lulled States, with constant demand and high prioea. write tor iuii luiunuauoo. Boston A Dulutb Farm Land Co 1IU At- worth Bldg. Aujutn. aaina. s-nR lALFr-llv acres ot good new hard wheat land. near Walhalla, Peinblne county. North Dakota. For particulars ad dress owner. A. Lucasse, W Third Ave, hi.. Minneapolis, auasv Mlsalaalppl. FOR SALE One or the beet and cheepest farms in the Mlss'sslppl Delta, consisting of l.&oe acres. 700 acres in cultivation. In to tin- flower county. For p.-loes and terms writs to ms. J. D. Rtggs. aeima. avis. acteeoart. MISSOURI FARMS None better en earth. Highly improved IM acres, raises anything, (Ml. other oeciaea uargaius. Write us. QlUtam Ileal ty Co., uuiiam, mo. sO-ACRE farm, all cultivated;-fine house. bam. fences, first-class condition, tine spring water; t miles from town; 1 miles Irom raltroua. ttoumeaat aiisaouri inne grauou Co., Piedmont, Mo. ETOPl Don't so a stsn farther than Douglas county, down In the beautiful Gxarka, raise anything; corn so to su nusn ela uer acre, all other cropa in proportion; cheapest good land on earth. a to lis) per acre- Free Information, dross Real Estate Co.. Ava, Mo. FOR BALE 4H farms. large and small between Mississippi and Missouri rivers. average per aore. Write for big price list- W.lllam crews, w riant city, sio. THIRTEEN sections In Dawson county. near bldney. one of tbe best towns la the Yellowstone vslley; also have other landa that we are retailing in any slse farm you want, write your wants, -rices ars rignt The nay ara ianu jo., uienaine, stone FOR SALE Finest farm In Leaves wortk eount. Broaddus farm of Ike acres, 1H miles from Fort Leavenivorth, $6,000 brick residence. UMI i6-year-old walnuts, luO sugar oiapls trees, natural gas, two telephones tree delivery. 1 mues irom banie r e sta tion; examine premises and write Mrs. J. L Kbby, UUS PeUa tit. be Joaepu. Ato. MISSOURI farm, SN sores; I-room howen, barn; lug acres wheat, sua acres corn: level, black dirt; I miles railroaa, 6ai acre. Cbaa E. lluckstap Realty-Co . Elsberiy. Mo- Meatauasw FOR SALE-BltterRoot Valley tao acres fine fruit land; eld water right beat sec Uoa of tbe valley fine proposition for sub llvlslon; fair buildings, easy terms. Ad Ore as owner. si. O. Lewis. biaroasvUia UanU WHOLESALE TRACTS 'N MONTANA, tbe coming farm state. tlA.ie tu 120 per sera Write for description. Shaw A Clark Land Compear. Alackne Bldg.. Sl l-auL, Minn. 120-ACRB bomestsad rsllnqulahmsnta for sale; alao one hotel, one bakery, ons general store, one saloon, one feed store. Address. Cnarles F- Brewu, Oalata. Mont, GOOD farm land In Yellowstone county, Montana, at reasonable prlcca. Write for Information. Cheap rate excursion, J. J. Watt, iia Locust St.. Omaha, Neb. THE GREAT JUDITH BASIN Fergus county, Montana, yields 40 to 60 bushels of whtat per acre yearly without Irrigation. Don t besltais to go right out there now and sea the great cropa. Get our maps and facte. You can buy our lands now on the easy payment plan, picas look us up and then come to see us. Wm. H. Brown, corner Madison and La .balls Sts., Chicago, or Hobsou. Mont. Kekraskaw KINK K-acro ranch. 13 mites from town, t quarters tame hay. balance wild bay and I .ui-c, t'ti acres level, balance allghtly rolling; heavy black soli; two flowing liens, i-rooin house, barn, granaty an3 chicken bouse, telephone; V mile to school. Tills li sn exceptionally flue ranch and tuup. Will sell on easy Wnni. jeure K Collins, owuer. Atkinson. Neb. SCO acres Its miles from Emerson. Neb ; tine Improvements, land las good; can li'skav splendid terma, and the price la 14 (j t-v less than adjoining places are being li iced at. Kor particulars call on or w;lia i. K. LENNOX. ALLEN. NEB,- HOMESTEAD S20 acrea for 1140 la cash; about W miles out; good plow land; not sand. Another one for 1176: Z cash and Lit a meuta. J. A. Tracy, a I in bail. Neb. REAL ESTATE FARM AND RANCH LAND FOR t ALB (Continued.) Nebraska Cos tlaaed. . Land Snaps To close an estate we offer the following lands at less than Half their value: lt acres, Blaine Co., Neb., JS00. IfiO acres. Banner Co , 141 .120 acres. Holt Co.. H.V". MO acres. Thnmaa Co., le.OOO. Terms, half cash. Farmers Land Co 1014 City Nat l. Bank Bldg., Omaha. Neb. 1C0 ACRE In Chaae county, Nobraeka, It miles south i4 Elsie; If taken soon will take HT.iU an acre; this la a bood quarter section and enn all be farmed; will take a good 1910 or 1911 automobile on the deal and carry the balance. P. A. Oariand. Chariton, la IF you want to buy a farm of any sin i0, l, 16U, 140. 440, 6S0, 640, 00, 1,000 or i arms all well improved. In the corn ana alfalfa belt, northeastern corner Nebraska, at the right price and on eaay terma. make your wants known. Just what you want and what you can pay down, to J. K-. Lenox. Allen. Neb. He has Just what you ore look ing for. Lion't miss It. J. K. LENOX, ALLEN. NEB. FOR BALK. (tOO-srre ranch. 4 H miles from Sehuylef, Neb.; 100 acres In corn, balance blue grass antt i-lover pastur; running water through the ranch; aoil black, aandy loam, suitable (or cutting up Into small farma This Is an exceptional! line lancu nv a snap. Will aell on eaay terma W. b. KINO. Owner, SI I McCague Bldg. NEW TOWN on Union Pacific extension. In rich Irrigated country; good opening for merchants In all lines. Address, Castle Rock Land Co.. McGrew via Minatars P. O., Scott s muff county, Nebraska, North Dakota. CNR of the flneet farms tn Ttlchlaal ecunty. consisting of K6 acres of good, productive land. Joining Wyndmere. Plat large buildings, lota of fruit, nice srovi and never-taUing flowing welL PrlcN 117 M per acre. Easy terms. Marns Paulson Land Cow Wyadmera. North Do kola. FOR SALE-An exceptionally fine It. I gilles of elevator, bis miles of Wyndmera good, heavy, black soli. Wild Rica rival ibrough pasture. Pine new buildings, wet, sf excellent water, windmill, etc.. pc acra ihls la a snap. Lwck Bos it Wyndmera. North Dakota. AUCTION SALE North Dakota: choice Wells and Stutsman county farms at publit auction June . 1111, on eaay terma Writs lor Information. A. F. Belcner, sales Mgr., eykeslon, N. D. FOR SALE Quarter section fine land. Dunn county. North Dakota. Good crops. 0 acrea good unimproved land near school and railroads. Prentice, Wis. Wm. Shep herd, 214 W, 121 Bt. Minneapolis, jninn. twelve fins farma in North Dakota for sale at reasonable prices and easy terms. Write for particulars. J. J. Watt, W2 Locust Bt, Omaha, Neb. Orexoa rm MALE 180 acres etioices apple. Dear. cherry, grape land in the west, six miles Irom town, ons mile from railroad; soil deep volcanlo ash. - Tba Dalles, Ore., prise Inning land. 160 acres. iM miles from town, nsw, mod ern bouse, barn, tenement: ISO pear pruue, bearing; l.oou young nets, i.uuu grape vines; good water; wood. Or will sell SO acres with all Improvements. Investigation solicited. C n. vvcosiu. in. asanas, ure. Soath Carolina. LANDS K00 per acre made growing figs (or preserves on the Islanda Orcbarda oa easy monthly payments, riea Island Orchard Company, cnarieston, b. v. Soatk Dakota. FOR SALE Section good, raw land: all rancaii: soud flowing well: I miles f rout planklngton. S. D. For particulars writs J. E. O s&eiiay. rmiip. 0. a. nntTTH DAKOTA LAND FOR BALE. We nave a list vf Edmunda county land for aale at trum Jut and up per aore. If Interested write us tor particulars and we will end our prices ana pocaet map. if you own land In South Dskota list It with us. Our motto Is "A Square Deal to Buyer and Sailer." Olve us a chance to orova our statement- Haavold Laad Co., Mine. Ed- I uiunds county, eoutn uaaota, WILL exchange choice farm land near Pierre, the capital of South Dakota, for good lowa or Nebraska land; what hare you to offer West Land Co., Plene.S. L. alfalfa" the kino of all farm product This Is ths land ws have. Free home steads; relinquishments snd deeded lauua kor particulars write F. O. Wonder A Co.. Buffalo Uap, d. D. ONE-FOURTH SECTION FIVE MILES FROM TOWN. Fair Improvements. Price. 16,000. Equity. Ii',400. Akaaka Real Estate Co., Akaska, e U 1 AtKuS IN DEUEL CO., S. U. Close to the Minnesota line; heavy black soil; clay subsoil; lies very level and ail under cultivation. Must be sold within 24 days to does an estate. Half ot this year's crop goes with ths price. per acre; easy terms, I3,u00 will handle It and It IS a snap. Nu kravel.no atones, no foul weeua Address W. P. McOee. Lake Preston, a. U. 400-ACRE corn farm, out from Sioux Falls, excellent Impre omenta, large grove and fruit; all In cultivation; price lor quick sale h6, easy terms; also (40 well Improved, easy terms, and let acres unimproved. These are baigatna tor quick sale. H. A. eilviua. ewnsr, Sioux Falls, & D- Texas. WE are subdividing 2.W0 acres of fertile farm land In Jackson county. Splendid crops every year. Rainfall about right, 4 Inches. Fur ueacriptlon. plat and prices write JOHN R1CHET A CO.. Ill E. Houston tit., ban Antonio. Tex TEXAS FARMS AT SPECIAL PRICE& Ths fertile Braxos Valley is being thrown open for small farma at bargains. Bend I- cent stamp to the secretary of Brasos Valley Commercial Club, Bryan, Texas, for a map of Texas and information. BAN SABA VALLEY, the garaen spot of Texas, home of the paper shell pecan. Ws ean bur laud for you or Invest money. I per Cent net to you secured by mortgage oa ineee lanas. torresponaence soucitea, Ke lt r to First Nat l bank. San Saba Nat l bank. Ward. Murray A Co., and tbe mem bers In congreee from Texas. atslley Burlsson Co- fcan Saba, Tex. TEXAS INVESTMENTS. Buy orchard and garden lands Dear Houston, the greatest and most Drosner ous oity In the southwest, where values are going up ail ins time ana fortunes made In real estate In short while. Easy terms If dealred. Addreaa K. C. Robert- Ion, Vela. Tex., and a la-acre farm tn ths Rio Grands valley, wnere the farmers cash Income Is as perpetual as ths days that come ana go. H. II. Jackson, 70s First National Bank Bldg., Houston. Tex. Washington. WRITE for Information about the "In land Empire," also Spokane, Its metropolis. Farms, fruit lands, city property. Msks our office your headquarters and Informs tion bureau when In our city. IOWA REALTY CO., 411 Lindelle Blk., Spokane. wesa. Wyoming?. . FOR SALE 10.000 sores la Laramie county. Wyoming, in Uoidea Prairie dla- trlct; suitable for farming; now stocked with cattle and sheep: will sell with ranch: will sxchaags for eastsra Nebraska er lowa (arras. . A. lie 11. owner. Cheyenne Wye WYOMING farm and etock ranch; Im proved, fenced, well watered, fciO acrea. Will be eold best offer next sixty daya Write owner. Andrew Wilson. Parker. Kan. FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE WE exchange properties ot merit It. H. Culver. kU-U O li. 11 Uldg. D. 741. FOR SALE or exchange for Columbua O.. proiriy, six-room cottage In desirable resident portion of Omaha. Avti Brunaoa liidg., Columbus. O. WILL aell 7 room, all modern house; I blocks from Farnam, 12,600; monthly In stallments L3. Good boms for largs family. Or will exchange for rental property and pay some difference. Address. 8 404, Bee I HANDLE cxrhanges everywhere. For results see rue, Daa. aU Bee bldg, D. UaA FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE (Continued.) WANTEP C1TT RESIDENCE, t neve a gllt-edted firet mortgage of I2.WX); also one for $.1501, eaeh aerured by land worth ll0 0tX eaoh drawing per rent Interest; will exchange either or these for a good residence of equal value; 1,-lve full partiriitar. location and price In tlrst letter. Bom 47, city. SECTION of land near Aberdeen. 8 l.. to exchange for (rood city Income property or Improved Iowa farma. Addreaa V 1, Bee. REAL ESTATE LOANS WANTED City loans and warrauta W. rarnam bmlth aV Co.. Uj Farnam tit. CITY and farm loans, Benson A Myers Co. V4 Oinaba Nat l Isank Bldg. MONEY TO LOAN Payne Investment Ca CHEAP MONET, representing the Penn Mutual Life Ina Co.. with assets of oer li;.uw... I ara irepared to accept ah the good loana of fered oa Improved Omaha real eatata Bustoexs and residence loana made wits ut delay. THOMAS BRKNNAN. City National Bank Bidg. GARVIN BROS., sd floor N. T. Life. S:4M to llOu.uOu oa Improved property. No aelay. MONEY ON HAND TO LOAN ON IMPROVED CITY PROPERTY. OET OUR RATES AND TERMS. MITH EN-DREW COMPANY, INC.. Xa-2S City Nat l Bank Bldg. Telephone Doug. 127. WANTED City loans. Meters Trust Ca. LOANS to home owners and borne build is, with privilege o making partial pay. ments semi-annually W. H. THOMAS. H First National Bank Bldg. CITY and farm. JOHN N. FRKNrSR OMAHA Property and Nebraska Laada O'KEEFK REAL ESTATE CO., 1014 New Omaha NaUonal bank Building, tlW to fl0.0 made promptly. F. D. Vt'ead. W'ead Alidg., 18th and Farnam. LOW RATES. BEMIS-CARLBEKO COH llu-U Biandaia T neater Bldg. WANTED. Co., Omaha. FARM LOANS. Kloke In. 5!& OL " e,ty farm property. W. K 07270 n. MEIKLE. 206 Rani ge Bid TAILORING CLEANING. Pressing. McLeland, tailor. IMS Sherman Ave. WANTED TO BUY BEST price paid for 2d band furniture, carpets, clothing and shoes. Tel. D. tun. FOR a family dessert use Dalgell's Ice cream. It Mrs. J. Minlok. Ill So. 17th St.. wilt come to The Bee office within three daya we will give her an order for a quart onca oi mis xine ice cream. WANTED SITUATIONS FIRST-CLASS, practical nurse can be engaged at once. Phone , Webster 1114. MAN wants position as engineer or, night wv-cenrueu. j-i. Aa jonnson, oen. Ael., issnaua.- YOUNO OIRL wants position taking oare of children or light housework. Harney r FOR first-class practical nurse call IX WANTED By a widower. 46 years o age. a practical farmer, a position as man ager or otherwlae: would take It on per cent. Best of references, write lor full particulars, J. W. Lambert, 227 Western Ave., MusKegon. juion. YOUNG man with experience wants po sition as cnaurieur or mechanic. Edward Rawlins, care Company A, Signal corps, f ori omana, rveo. BUNDLE washings wanted, rough or nnisneu. au uougiae vnu. LADY wants day work of any kind. uougias . LADY wants day work. Douglas 7117. DAY work wanted; prefer cleaning; 12 a day. r none wcd. woo. BOY of 11 wants work; experienoed In stock room. Phone Harney 1163. A YOUNG German woman wants few places during the week for house cleaning or wasning. jars, nenn, vsi California bt., rear house. WANTED Work by able-bodied white man. aa-ed au: rair education, sober: R. R. shop experience (helper); elevator operator, painter s helper. Address J 809, Bee. CALL W. 0304 for window waahlnar. ear. pet or rug beating; noora waxed and pol lahed. FIRST-CLASS laundress wants ladies' bundles; hotel work preferred. Douglas work bv moral young man. ass . What' have your Address u 734, uee. rI a irai-iici imiw:. w,i, u vm u& city best of reference. Call Douglas 7001. MIDDLE-AGED, reliable woman wants to take charge of rooming house; can fur nish referencea. F 738, Bee. BOY. 18 years old, wants work of sny kind; haa had experience running elevator. Phone B-2S6S. For a dainty dessert use Dalsell's Ice cream. If Mra. w. woodworth. 1405 No, 25th St.. will come to The Bee office within three days we win give ner an order tor a quart brick or this line ice cream. WANTED Position by graduats stenor- ranher having several years' legal expert ence; excellent references. Address Y M, Bee. WOMAN wants light work. 6223 N. SOth St DAY work wanted. Saunders. South 2312. LADY with 1-year-old child wants post Hon as houaekeeper. call Harney Z990. LADY wants day work; any kind. No. 14th. bo. Omaha. too YOUNG lady wants position as house keeper In city. A 9x. nee. WANTED By A-l colored man cook; do meat or pastry cooKing; nave goon ref erence, city or country. 1014 So. 11th St. Gilea. TOITNO MAN. stenographer and book kaener. wants position. Moderate salary. Address Guy T. Ward. Cedar Creek, Neb. Route L EXPERIENCED laundress wants clean ing or ironing. D. 4194. YOUNG MAN reel res position as sales man. 233 N. 23d, South Omaha. MARRIED WOMAN, with I .children, wants washing at home. Mra. Kinney, 127 Vine 8t.. Council Bluffs. EVERY person knows D. J. O'Brien becsuse he haa made Omaha famous with his candy. If J. T. Dawson, 2411 Bo. 20th Ave., will come to The Bee office within three daya we will give him an order for a 10-cent box free. REFINED lady wants position as house keeper for widower or bachelpr In city. Phone Harney 270C The Thlage that Are Caeaar'a. "I beg your pardon, air," said ths nsw clerk, "but that dollar you Juat took tn la a counterfeit." "That may be," answered ths proprietor, nervously, "but the woman who gave li to me was the minister's wife." -"But do you take counterfeit money from women Just because they happen to be minister's wives." Certainly 1 do not." "Didn't you notice the money was phoney 7" - "Darn It! If you've got to know It. young man. that dollar was the dollar I dropped in tha contribution boa laat Sunday. And, look here your baulnees Is to weigh oul beans snd measure spsghettl not to keep tab on your employer." Cleveland Plain Dealer. RAILWAY TIME CRD VNION STATION Teata and Mast . t'alwa Paelfle a Depurt. Arrive, Kan Fran. Overland L .a I 46 am a T 40 pm China and Japan F. M.a 4:0a pm a 1:4,- pm Atlantlo rlxpresa a S 5 am Oregon Express all M pm a (. 1 pm Los Angeles Limited. ..a 12:46 rm a 1:50 pm Denver Special .e 7 04 am a 7:J7 am Centennial Stele Spec'l all K pm al? U am Colorado Express a I SO pm s I W pm Orecon-W ssh. Limited all 60 pm a I W pm North Platte Local a 16 am a 4 4 pm Orand Island Local... a I pm al to am Stromburg Local bl3:41 pm bl Mpra ChlresTO, Reek Island at Paelfle. EAST. Rocky Mountain Ltd..all:4 am alO:S pm The Mountaineer a 4 41 am a TU am Omaha Day Express a 4:V) pm Chlcsiro Local reae....bl0:!5 am bt0 l pm Chicane Kxpra a 4:10 pm a 1:10 pm Des Moines Local Pasa a 4 17 pm all -It pm Chicago-Nebraska Ltd.. a tM pm a 1:47 am WEST. The Mountaineer a 1:01 am a 1:40 am Local Paaa. to Lincoln a 1:41 am Colo.-Cai. Exr-ree ....al llpm a 4:00 pm Okl. A Tex. Exprese. .a 1:00 pm all:45 am Chi. -Neb. Ltd. Lincoln s I M pro Rocky Mountain Ltd..al0;4l pm all: am Mlasoarl Paelfle K. C. A St. L. Ex a t:M am a 7 40 am K. C. A St L. Ex aUUI pm a 6:60 pm kleaso at Nortkwestera NORTHBOUND. Twin City Express a 7:46 em sl0:Mpm clous City Local a 1:46 pm a l:M pm Minn. A Dakota Rx a 7 00 pm a 1:15 am Twin city Limited a l:4o pm a 7 so am Minnesota Express all 00 am EA8TBOUND Carroll Local .. a 7: ara a pm Daylight Chicago a 7:40 am al0:40 pm Chicaao Local alli.'u. oni a 4 " fi Colorailo-Chlcsgo a e:10 pm a :2s pm Ch csso special a :0Z pm a :4 a Pacific Coast-Chicago... a :.t;. m a SrL't pm Loa Angeles Limited.. a 1:60 pm all pm Overland Limlteu a 7:u& pm a n 15 am Carroll I-ocal a 4:30 pm aio:tw am Fa.it Mall a l:W pm a : prn Cedar Kin ds. Floux City snd Omahn a ntn Centenn:.! State Mm.... II 40 am 11:11 pm WESTBOUND. Long Pine a 1:00 am all :O0 am Tbl. ae, MUwaakee 4k Bt. Paal Norfolk-Dallas a 1:00 am al0:lR pm Long Plnc-Llncoin ....a 1:1a pm iv:Jiim Hastings-Superior b 1:16 pm b t:20 pm Deadwood-Hot (Springs. a 1:64, pm a 6:2l pm -aner-Lander a 1:66 pm all :Uy am Fremont-Albion o a:sv pm a i;oo pm W abash- Overland Limited a 7:60 pm 1:11am timaha 1 1 hi ca n Ha D i :is am Perry Local am u:w pin Colo.-Cal. Express ....a :uu pm 1:26 pm i ninraiin Kueuial .......a 7:ei am 4:60 am parry LTjCftl .......D e:ie piu u.w piu Oniaha-tt. Louis ex.. ..a : V'" Mall and Express a 7:W ara all:15 pm Stanb'y Lcl (from C.B.)b 1:00 pm b!0:16 am Cblcaco Great Western Chicago Limited ,. ..a 1:36 Pm Twin City limited. , ..a 1:16 prn a 7:48 am Twin City express. ..a fe:w am a s pm Chicago bxpreee ... a 2:46 pm Local Passengir ... ..a 4:14 pm Illinois Ceattral Chicago Express a 7 00 am a 1:46 put Chicago Limitea i:w p.11 a :w ara Minn.-dt, Paul ivx 01. -warn to.na.-bt. Paul a-td a e:uv pui a :W ara Bnrtlactwa Btatlea IWtk sal Menem Barllngtoa Depart, Arrlva Denver A California.... a 4:lu pm a :4 pm Puact Bounu express.. a :iu piu a i.to pm Nebraska points a s:w am a s:ia pm Blaoa Hills a :iv pm a :46 pm i-,incuiu saail u l:w pm ai .1 n Northwest Express ,...all:A piu a7:uuam Nebraska points ...a a-m am a :i pm Nebraska Express. ...a K:la am a 0:10 pin b V:U4 am Lincoln Local Kcliuyler-Piattsmouia ..b 2:06 pm bl0:aj ant Lincoln Local a 7:aa pm a 7:60 pm Plattamouth-lowa a :1 am a t.bD am Bellsvus-PlattamoUth...al2:M pm a 2:40 pm Chicago (Special a 1:16 am all:U pm li.nvar Sueclal all: 36 pm a 7:t pm Chicago Express a 4.20 pm a 1:56 pm Chicago Fast Express, .a B:t pm a :uo am iaa-a lacs a v-J.v aiu aiv jv am Creston (la) Local b pm b!0:4 am u I .nuts Express ...a 4:30 pm ail:4fi am tr C A St, Joseph.. ...al0:46 pm a 6:46 am K, C A St. Joseph. ...a i am a 1:10 pm K. C. A St. a-oaepn.. ...a :.- piu Webster Station T13tk and Webeter. Mlasoarl Paelfle Depart, Arrive. Auburn Local .... b 3:60 pm bU:65 am Chicago, St. Paul, Miaaeapolla Omaha Depart, Arrive Sioux City ExTpresa b l.ltb pm bll.05 Pm Omaha Local e 1:26 pm Sioux City Pass..., e pm 1 win city pass bloux City Local... Emerson Local .... d e:s am 0 H M am .b 6:66 pm b 1:10 ara (b) dally, except Sunday, only, (a) dally. tc Bumay ORIGIN OF WEDDING RINGS Cascem Traced trout Mista of Antlq ally, with Fashion's Maay Variations. At what period tinge were first used in the marriage ceremony it ts Impossible to say. . Their use has been tract d back to the early Hebrews, who probably borrowed the custom from ths Egipilans, a elide. In the language of the hieroglyphics, being a sym bol of eternity. Both Greeks and Romans used wedding rings, placing them upon the forefinger. During certain periods of the Middle Age custom demanded that the ring should cost as much as the bridegroom could af ford to pay, and cases are on record In Germany and Fiance of fashionable grooms who made large expenditures In this di reaction. Ths Inevitable reaction came, however, and made tbe prescribed symbol a plain gold circlet The materials of which wedding rings have been made are as different as the nations using them. Rings of bone and hard wood have been found In Swiss lakes, and others, of Ivory, copper, brass, lead, tin. Iron, silver and gold, come to museums from various parts of ths earth. In the fourteenth century a custom pre vailed In Italy of adorning the ring with a precious stone belonging to the month In which the bride was bora. The fancy spread to France, and French bridegrooms would sometimes endeavor to multiply their chances of obtaining the good luck by presenting their brides with twslve rings, ons for eaoh month. Indeed the use of several rings In the marriage cere mony Is not at all uncommon. When Mary Stuart was married to Darnley, four were placed upon her hand. The Greek church uses two rings, one of silver and one of gold, and some districts of Spain and Por tugal prescribe three. Fashion has. of course, determined the finger on which the ring Is to be worn, and so much has It varied that the sym bol has traveled from the thumb to the fourth finger. An English work on etiquette, published In 1732, says that It Is ths bride's prtv.lege to choose the finger for her ring. It fur ther etatea that eome prefer the thumb, because It is the strongest member of the hand; others ths Index finger, because at Its base Uee the "Mount of Jupiter." lndl eating noble aspirations; others the mid die finger, because It Is the longest; and still others choose the fouith, because s "vein proceeds from It to the heart." Tbe left band receives the wedding ring because It le the emblem of submission, as ths right is of authority, the position of the symbol on the left hand of the bride thus indicating subjection to her husband. At least - these were the notions enter tained In thla regard before the advent of tbe modern woman. Harper' a Weekly. "Dr. Deepsearch Is a wonderful man. He naa aiscoverea over tnirty nsw diseases "Can he cure them all?" "Oh, no. He leaves that for some one slse to do." Chicago Tribune. THIS WAS THE BIGGEST FISH Moaater fat la tbe Mississippi tar ried a fttramnoal O " nwa the River. Ten. It weighed l.7RI pounds. It eae ffl feet snd 7 Inohss long and as big round th middle as the tower tn the courthouse." said Csptaln Josh. 'That s a mighty big f sh. Captain Jcat, mighty big flrt. remarked ths grocer s hs fastened the patent screen on the prune box. "I reckon It were I reckon It were. reflected the carta n "There ain't ne flan like that In the Mississippi nowadays. "No, I reckon there ain't." sniffed tho grocer. "But, Jook here, cap n, 110. v a you ketch that fish and how'd ou carry him whsn you had him ketched7" "Didn't say I carried him and didn't say ketched him," replied the captain, bel- , llcerently. "Fellers tike you is always tiyln' to pin a man down to dee-talla." But If you didn't ketch him how d you measure and wslgh hlmT" "Never said I weighed and measured him," srarled Captain Joab. "You was eteamboatlng then, wa?n t you, cap'n?" queried the grocer. "Tou know 1 waa ateamboatlng. "I a' pose, then, you ketched thnt fish with a landln' etage and a two Inch rop?. Maybe you used a bent smokestack tor a hook and baited It with a eouple of river rats-seem1 that fish must have been a catflKh." 'Neier done It I" expUded Cap ain J ah Didn't ketch that fish and didn't say I ketched him. Fact la, hs ketched me:" 'Steamboat and all?" Steamboat and alt." affirmed the cap tain. "We cast off about sundown and started down the river on a June rlno wltit a full head of steam. I don't s pose we'd been swinging along mor n an hour till we brought up with a rort of a soft, slldin' bump. 'Bar? aes I. Nope, ses the pilot It ran t he.' ' 'Snag?' aes I. ' 'No chance at all!' ses he 'But before 1 eou'd ereue- the nuestlon with Mm the old Joptha Iv. Jimson b gn to travel up rlvrr with her pailtllos th cw n' white water and a ntreum ot fire hangln to her stacks liks the tall of a skyrocket. ' There we was, headed dawn river on a June rise with a full head of steam, but Instead ot iroln' down river we were boom ing along up river fastorn'n any of these here newfangled ottyrrobilca ever did travel. "Pretty soon a streak of light went pa't. Memphis,' res the pilot. 'I reckon It ain't,' aes I; 'this Is Faint Louie.' 'Wrong side of the river.' srs lie: It's Qulncy, 111 noy,' But Just shout that time the old Jeptha K. Jlmson raUcd clear out of the water. turned square around and started backing down river. ' 'It was Sain' Louie!' ses the pilot. 'Not a bit of It,' sex I; 'It's Memphis'' And I reckon It must have been Memphis because there we were swinging along about a hundred miles below that town. "I a' pose that fish took that steamboat In Its fins and Just pranced up and down the river on Us tall," suggested the grocer, carelessly. 'I s'pose you can still ths fin marks on the old Jeptha K s hull, eh?" "Who ever heard of a fish grabbln' a steamboat In Its fins?" anawereed Captain Joab, scornfully. "No, sir. We'd run smeck up on to the back of that fish." "But how do you know that fish waa 28 feet 7 Inches long If you didn't measure It?" aaked the grocer. , "Some feller calculated Its length from the time It took us to pass Memphis." "But how In thunder could he get a line on tbe length of that fish If you went by like you say you did?" persisted the grocer. ' ' "Well," explained the captain, "he got half his figures comln' and ths other half goln'." "And that 1,762 pounds?" "Somebody flggered that from the over flow at Qulncy." "And about Its being as big sround the middle as the courthouse tower?" "They found that by sounding ths chan nel ws scooped out Just above Hannibal," replied the captain, considerately. "You gay you cast off about sundown?" Interposed the grocer's clerk, shyly. "Yep, Just about." "But what did you tie up at that town tor?" "Here's another feller that hungers for dee-tails!" snorted Captain Joab, Indig nantly. "We tied up at that town to take on soms freight." "And the main Industry In that there towns was" began the clerk. "A distillery!" finished the captain, remlnlacently, as he looked away out over the courthouse and sighed. Chicago News. LOST HIS SUNSET WHISKERS What Happened to a Sporty Brit isher Challenged by aa Irishman, When she saw her husband early the other morning, Mrs. Adelaldo Bennett of New York ran In search of. a policeman, and when she found one and was tolling him thnt an Intruder was In her room her husband - came along. It took several minutes for him to convince her that ho was her husband, but hs finally succeeded and she allowed him to go back home with her. Mrs. Bennett's husband. E. Sanford Bennett, used to be In the British army. Hs learned polo while stationed in India. He also grew a beard. If he had not done that, the mistake made in the Ben nett home In the Bronx would not have occurred. Near the Bennett home Is a saloon, where Bennett met a men named Rear don, one evening Just before the second polo game. "We can lick the English at' polo or anything else," declared Reardon. "Bet you a new hat you don't do It this time," declared Bennett. After some time several suits of clothes had been bet, with t-3 Jn real money. Then Reardon had an inspiration. "I'll bet you 225 mors against that lovely auburn beard of yours ths Ameri cans wn," raid he. "You're on," said Bennett. It Is a matter of history that Bennett lost his bet. He did not visit the saloon after tha gams, but a committee waited on him and although ne Offered 1100 to call the bet off, he was forced to go to a barber, who removed the beard or many years. A party at the saloon followed the loss of the beard and then Bennett went home. Mrs. Bennett was asleep and he was care ful not to awaken her. When she wokt. up after daylight shs saw the strange tecs. With a scream shs ran from ths room for the police. Bennett, awakened by her scream and seeing her run, guessed tho causs of her fright, hurriedly dressed and followed her. New York Press. Persistent Advertising Is the Koad to Big Returns. Blight laerlsalaale Him. Any of you at church last Sunday even ing?'' queried the bald-headed boarder. ft appeared that nobody present had been there. "Well tha preacher, as It seemed tu -. took advantage of mv being In the audi ence to-ray thla: 'Will all persons In thla cnngrecatloii who feel that they are saved please rise?' " " eh d d jou rise?" iurrld the luou.sl- '. tit e Ipiardei . "1 refuse le answer.' Chicago Tribune.