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JUNE CIRCULATION.
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abscrlbera leav-la the rly tern
porarlly ahoold hare The Bee
mailed to them. Address will be
ebaaa-ed aa often as reqoeated.
Even iun-klssed Kansas has cooled
off.
The potato la the forbidden frutl
Juit now.
' The ating of Ingratitude makea
b( range bedfellows,
Admiral Togo is finding an open
door In the Occident,' also.
The man who has least to say Is the
one who too often talks the most.
To auto drivers: Whatever you do,
don't run Into a police motorcycle.
"More . Alaska Scandals." Head
line. Scandals, or Just ugly rumors?
In fighting Dr. Wlley.Tet nothing
but the pure and unadulterated facts
be used.
"Keep cool," exhorts the Philadel
phia Inquirer. In rother words, come
to Omaha.
Truth, as the second entry in the
race, seldom overtakes false rumor,
as the first.
In the Interval, only a few days left
yet to sign up on these commission
plan petitions.
What effect will penitentiary im
prisonment of its founder have on the
Absolute Life cult?
All right. Check off the hyphen
ated as opposed to the commission
plan of city .government.
Those Missourlans are a supersensi
tive lot. Here is a Warrensburg man
killing himself because he Is In debt.
The American jrlrl who is to marry
a Turkish diplomat must have heard
that no American girl had ever done
such a thing. '
i - -
. A soda; fountain clerk In Chicago
has married a delsarte artist who tips
the beams at the 20; niche. She
should make him pop.
If King Oeorge visits Canada he
will see a country that has advanced
about as vapidly as he has since he
last saw it as prince of Wales.
And their last days shall be better
than their first. That sometimes
see id b to apply so aptly to congresses
and legislatures, especially the last
"day."
Twenty 'thousand men are needed
to harvest the crops of the northwest,
.according to reliable estimates. Let
the army of the unemployed take
notice.
A few candidates filed for nomina
tions at the coming primary have an
uncontested field, but most of these
are on the prohibition or socialist
tickets.
For fifteen years Mr. Bryan has
been denouncing democrats who voted
gainst him Jn 1898, but evidently he
does not like to take his own
medicine. .
Note that the same set of resolu
tions that denounces Bryan as a
traitor endorses Governor Harmon,
the Wall street favorite, unrl boosts
Senator Hitchcock, the confessed bene
ficiary of Bartley.
Mr. Bryan still possesses his old
charm of drawing 8. R. O. bouses, as
was illustrated ' when the church In
which he ipokp here Sunday night was
l ackey to overflowing and streams cf
people left u ntble to get seats. The
fellow who does not need the free ad
vertising Is the one who gets it.
Nebraska has a former United
ftates senator ruunlng for district
Judge, and a former member of con
gress running for supreme judge. Still,
that Is far better than having them
hanging around Washington as lobby
ist! and picking up corporation
rrurabs from the tables at the national
capital
Treachery, Ingratitude and Other
Thing.
The vials of wrath exploded et Mr.
Bryan by the Dahlmanltes in county
convention assembled and the return
shots fired by the former give vent to
fires that have been smoldering for a
year, ready to burst Into a blaze at
any moment- The resolutions as
promulgated brand Mr. Bryan a
traitor to his party and endorse for
the succession to Mr. Bryan as party
standard-bearer in 1912 Governor
Harmon, the only democrat promi
nently mentioned whom Mr. Bryan
has indicated he would refuse to sup
port. Of course, the Harmon and
harmony part ,of It Is simply a tail
ender designed to irritate the distin
guished Nebraskan, for the endorse
ment Is given to Harmon merely be
cause be Is blacklisted by Bryan.
Mr. Bryan's counter proclamation
Is Indeed cleverly constructed. He
harps upon the bouquet to Harmon,
whose venial sin Is that he did not
support Bryan in 1896. as commenda
tion of the same act of treachery
charged upon himself, and seizes upon
this to support his assertion that the
offense complained of against himself
Is not betrayal of the democratic
party, but defiance of the IJquor in
terests that are In the saddle In that
party In this state.
This warfare of words is indeed In
teresting to outsiders, as well as to
insiders, but there is danger of con
fusion and misjoinder of issues by
dust-raising on both sides. The
Dahlmanltes are unfortunate in not
stating their case clearly, for what
they have to complain of Is personal
Ingratitude even more than party dis
loyalty. On this score the Bryan op
position to Mayor "Jim" last year
was inexcusable. Mr. Bryan never
had a more devoted follower than
"Jim," who for nearly twenty years
had been a hewer of wood and drawer
of water for him regardless of cost, or
consequences. "Jim" was good
enough as state chairman to manage
Bryan's campaigns, he was good
enough to be Mr. Bryan's personal
representative on the democratic na
tional committee, he was good enough
to have Mr. Bryan'a endorsement two
times as a candidate for mayor of
Omaha, but when he was nominated
for governor by direct popular vote
he suddenly forfeited Mr. Bryan's
confidence and support.
Another place where Mr. Bryan
gets his wires crossed Is in his retort
that ho should not be charged with
party treachery because he did sup
port "all of the ticket except Mr.
Dahlman." That Is where Mr. Bryan
is entitled to no credit, for there were
candidates on the same ticket with
Dahlman far less deserving of his
support men who had sold out the
democratic party for money, men
whom Mr. Bryan, himself, had only a
few months before denounced by
name as tools of the brewers, men
who had no claim whatever for per
sonal or party service and yet the
good Mr. Bryan shut his eyes and held
his nose and swallowed the whole
ticket "except Mr. Dahlman," pre
sumably for no other purpose than to
Justify later on his party regularity.
Where Mr. Bryan's position, how
ever, Is strong Is In his boast that his
bolt of Dahlman set patriotism above
partisanship and was a refusal to Join
In debauching the party by putting a
private interest above everything else.
Although Mr. Bryan has talked loud
and long about holding the man above
the dollar, and country above party,
this Is the only time, of which we are
aware, that he put his preaching Into
practice. Mr. Bryan swallowed Parker
and made speeches for him after de
nounclng him as a dishonest tool of
Wall street. He supported Hitchcock
for senator in spite of the confession
of complicity in the Bartley' embezzle
ment. He permitted the democratic
rag-tag and bob-tail to climb Into
office on his coat tails without a word
of protest. In the case of Dahlman,
however, he rose to the occasion,
stifled every sense of gratitude, repu
diated every debt owed for years of
personal service, declined to recognize
the stamp of democratic nomination
and momentarily shook, off the party
shackles. What matters It what was
his motive or purpose, whether re
venge on the brewers, whose un
divided support he was so bitterly dis
appointed in not getting n 190R, or
merely to set up an object, lesson of
his power as a warning for 1912?
Alien Coal Mineri.
Twenty-one men are killed In a
coal mine explosion in Pennsylvania
and the press dispatches reporting the
disaster contain these significant
words:
Only three of the dead are Americans.
" That, of course, must not be taken
as Indicating indifference to the fact
of the tragedy that snuffed out the
lives of eighteen foreign., born citi
zens, nor of placing a higher value on
the life of an American born than on
that of an alien. What it does mean
Is that the appalling frequency with
which these mine disasters occur is
rapidly driving the Americans awav
from the mines and leaving the work
to be done only by the poor foreigner,
who, forced to take whatever employ
ment presents itself, goes into the
mines totally ignorant or oblivious of
its dangers. And in all too many
cases he comes out as unconscious of
them as he went In, for the tragedy
cf death cheats him out of learning.
Expert reports are on record to
show that year by year the coal mine
owners of Pennsylvania are forced to
depend more and more upon foreign
labor from southern Europe for the
operation of their mines, because
Americans refuse to aase their
lives. This, it is alleged, deters them
from equipping their mines with
every r osslble safety device. They take
advantsge of ignorance. But. If that
Is the case, It is a shame and inde
fensible. The foreigner is as much
entitled to protection from danger
and death In the pursuit of, honest
toll as his more enlightened brother
who has learned the tricks of the
mines and stays away from them.
It will be well when the government
feels strongly enough on this proposi
tion to take hold and see that more
attention is paid to life by the men
and interests who operate the big
coal mines in this country.
Business Outlook.
With the abundant grain harvests
indicated by the government reports
and the prospects of well-maintained
business forecasted by Dun's trade re
view, the outlook warrants no
discouragement. Of course, most
lines of trade sag at this season, and
they have undergone no exception
this summer, but this dullness Is no
proper criterion for reckoning on the
future. According to Dun's the Inactiv
ity this summeV is not abnormal, not
any more pronounced than usual. On
In the business condition, for the
believing that its effect will not deter
trade in recuperating as much as It
usually does, owing to other condi
tions presaging a lively demand in so
many lines of fall and winter stock.
Railroad earnings, always a factor
In the business condition for the
month of June made a satisfactory
comparative showing, losing only 1.5
per cent as compared with earnings
for the same period a year ago. In
very few Instances Is a heavy loss re
ported by any single railroad. With
the incoming harvests as great as
they promise to be, railroad traffic
may look forward to Increases rather
than decreases.
While the conservative tone natural
at a time so close upon a national
election may be expected to prevail,
sound prophets are looking for good
business during the remaining months
of this year and the first part of next,
which is as far Into the future as the
average prophet cares to venture.
Nothing In the money situation
particularly calls for uneasiness.
Dun's says that commercial operations,
as Indicated by the volume of bank
clearings, again reflect a trend toward
Improvement. The country Is enjoy
ing a vast foreign trade. In fact,
according to government reports, the
year ending June 30 was the largest
in foreign business this country has
ever had, the total volume of trade
amounting to $3,500,000,000, which
is more than (263,000,000 in excess
of last year's record.
That the work devolving on the
head of a railroad law department
furnishes no bed of roses, nor is especially-
conducive to long life, Is again
emphasized' by the death of Ben T.
White, -chief legal engineer of the
Northwestern. The sudden and de
plorable termination of Mr. White's
career at a comparatively early age
recalls the death of his predecessor,
W. B. Sterling, and the passing of W.
R. Kelley and John N. Baldwin of the
Union Pacific. The service of an In
dustrious and conscientious lawyer
for a big railway corporation Is evi
dently the strenuous life.
Our new superintendent of schools
will doubtless take notice that among
other duties he is expected to perform
is to ride on an Ak-Sar-Ben float
artistically clad in historic garb, and
that in no other way can he prove him
self a good booster for Omaha.
Our Nebraska supreme court will
have to decide soon whether a woman
may legally hold a municipal office In
this state. It is lucky we have not
yet acquired the recall for Judges, for
we can see where It might be brought
into quick action.
Now we know better what "Mike"
Harrington's past due fulralnatlon
was timed for and also what he meant
by expressing doubt whether Bryan
could be elected a delegate-at-Iarre to
the next democratic national conven
tion If the primary were held right
away.
Merrick county fiuds that it will
have to vote a bond issue over again
because the stipulated rate of interest
is too low to float It. They must have
some folks up In- Merrick county who
are almost equal to our own Water
boarders.
It was real mean of Ig. Dunn to re
mind them of the time when our pres
ent democratic United States senator
bolted his own party nominees to sup
port a bunch of A. P. A.'s running on
the republican ticket.
Could it be that the Tobacco trust,
is on Dr. Wiley's trail? Those
ugly. charges came forth a day or two
after be denounced chewing and smok
ing and predicted their abolition in
fifteen years.
This preparation for the big naval
attack on the port of New York does
not alarm iis. though, since General
Wood assures us all our defenses are
Impregnable.
Judicial Dlan.it nltta Trlmmlnti.
Cleveland Tlaln D'aU-r.
A Cincinnati Judge threatens to descend
from tha bench and thrah an attorn, y.
After regaining his temp, r the Jurit thoj'.J
have fined himself tor rontemi't of court.
As Good aa Adopted.
c-pringfleld Republican.
Only four more affirmative states are
needed to complete the ratification of the
federal Income tax amendment. They are
not to be had thin year, but next winter'
legislative seaaiona will almout ctrtatnly
bring them out. The amendment is already
as good as adopted.
ISookinBaclaVvnl
I his Day in Omaha
COMPILF.D FKOM DFX J 1
JULY 18. 1 t !
Thirty Years A go
Report has It that A. K. Touialln. general
manager of the FturllnKton Missouri, has
been'offered a position aa general manager
of the Atchison, Topeka Santa Fe rail
way. The funeral of the late Thomas Ingllss,
civil engineer of the Union Pacific railway, J
who died from the effects of sunstroke,
was held at the parlors of Undertaker
Jacobs.
The senaatlon of the day Is the reputed
disappearance of Dudley T. Hlgglnson, a
stock broker. Among the heaviest creditors
are John I. Redlck. said to have been
mulcted out of 7no, and Robert and William
Sexsauer each for smaller amounts.
The street commissioner Is cutting down
Seventeenth street between Douglas and
Farnam, and also repairing lower Dodge
street.
A warrant waa Issued for John Swatclna,
propretor of Bohemian hall, for violating
the law by selling liquor on Sunday.
Richard Wilde Is confined to his home by
illness.
Charlie Saunders, son of Senator Saun
ders, has gone to Minnesota to recuperate
for a week or two.
A party consisting of William A. Paxton
and lady, James Crelghton, Charles Mc-
Cormlck and Colonel Dickey left for Chi
cago to attend the races there.
Twenty Years Ago
The Omaha Wheel club house was the
scene at night of a smoke, at which "over
a hundred young gentlemen" smoked and
otherwise enjoyed themselves.
Dr. E. A. Foote lands in New York after
spending sometime In Europe.
Citizens In the vicinity of T.hirtleth and
Spalding streets held another Indignation
meeting and laid out another park site
in the middle of Spalding street.
Funeral services of Dr. R. R. Barrow
were conducted by Rev. W J. Marsha
at the residence off Oeorge M. Barrow, a
brother, 514 South Twenty-second street.
Berea sandstone was decided on at a
meeting of the Board of Public Works for
all curbstone In the city.
A delegation of seventeen Kansas City
railroad men were entertained In Omaha by
a tally-ho ride and other means. J. O.
Phllllppl, local agent -for the Missouri Pa
cific, was chief host. Jules Lombard sang
A Warrior Bold" at a banquet to them In
the evening.
Boosting the effort for an active grain
and provision market In Omaha, these
South Omaha live stock men pledged their
support to the Board of Trade: J. B. Blan-
chard, W. N. Babcock, T. B. Mcpherson,
L. C. Redlngton, W. E. Wood.
Ten Y'ears A go-
James Allan has returned from a trip
to the Omaha Indian agency and reports
the annual pow-wow in full swing.
D. Clem Deaver Is appointed receiver
of public moneys at O'Neill.
County Democracy fixed Its picnic for
Bennington on August 25. Among those
In charge of affairs were such celebrities
as Commodore Dan T. Custer, Captain But
Moatyn, Johnny Reagan, J. P. Connolly.
U. I. Abbott, John IJddeli and others.
Bishop McCabe appeals to Omaha Metho
dists to raise flO.Ouu to apply on the debt
of Nebraska Wesleyan university.
W. B. T. Belt chaperoned a party , of
seventy-five hello .girls of the Nebraska
Telephone companj at Lake Manawa,
wuiiam uerDom,,& Dane, 4a, was round
dead in his bed at the Pacific house, iX
Pacific street.
Old Dan Lyons, a railroad laborer, who
made Omaha his headquarters for thirty
years, died at the city Jail.
J.' Albert Davis, the young man In charg.
of Station B, when It was robbed in Jan
uary, 1900. Is made defendant In suit for
the recovery of the money.
Two hundred real estate men go to Elk-
horn for a picnic.
People Talked About
Miss I-ouUe Trott has been elected irerU
of the circuit courj by the United States
Judges in the Eighth circuit at St. Paul
Miss Trott has been deputy clrrk of the
court for more than twenty-two years. She
is the third woman in this country to be
elected rlerk of a t'nlted States court.
When the duke of Connought. the popular
soldier brother of Edward VII, crosses the
Atlantic to be governor general of Canada
he will visit the United States. It is be
lieved that he will bear a congratulatory
message from KlnK Oeorge to President
Taft on the initiation of the peace move
ment.
Too much attention piven by newspaper
to the radiance of his vests induced Mr
Woodruff to shed the noisy garment and
In case his fnnt J? more sedate colors.
Timothy, at home "in Brooklyn. N. Y.. la
partial to typewriting machines as money
makers and dabbles In politics when the
crowd isn't looking.
The senior Justice of toe supreme coutt
of Maine. Judge William Penn Vhtte
house. Is to be chief .Justice In place of
Chief Justice Emery, retired. Judge White
house was appointed to tne bench of the
supreme court In K"0 by (iovernor Bur
leigh, was reappointed In Y.fl by Oovermr
Powers. In 1S by Uovernor Hill and In 1MI
by Oovernor Plaisted.
When the free deliver) of letter was
first ;nsnl!rd in i:dd!etown. I'inn., twenty
four ye.:r. ago, three veterans uf the civ. I
u.r. Michael S. Dunn, John Sluvin and
J nuii Doming were appointed by the post
n a-ter. These three men. now gray-halrt i'.
; nd stoop-shou'.dered. are r-t 111 covcrlsj ,
their routes, and on Monday of last e :
the entno city Joined In elebrat!ng they
twenty fo'ir years of service.
Arthur Pomulard. IS months old. of !.o
well. Mass., Is thought to be the youngest
swimmer In the world. Last Sunday, to tha
amusement of a crowd of several hundred
people, lie iim about 30 minutes In water
fifteen feet deep at Mountain Rock, near
Lowell. Ilia father taught him to swim
tn the bathtub several months ago, but
last Sunday was the first time he has
dared to let the youngster entir water
over his head in depth.
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W here t Irnnllnrna Comes Klrst.
OMAHA, July li.-To the Kdltor of The
Ree: Chemist Crowley's report to the ef
fect that the breweries are cleaner than
the dairies Is Interesting, but not espe
cially Informing. Anyone at all familiar
with the facts has long known that the
breweries. In fact, the bakeries, the meat
markets, the grocery stalls, all places
where food for human consumption Is
handled or cared for, are kept cleaner
than the dairies.
Not that a dairy cannot be kept clean.
Mr. Crowley cites the example of a model
dairy he discovered at Indianapolis. May
I be permitted to call attention to the fact
that the printers discovered long ago how
to keep a dairy clean? Years ago, when
the International Typographical union
undertook the establishment of a sani
tarium for Its tuberculous members. It was
confronted with the problem of how to
secure a supply of pure milk. The solu
tion of the problem was not so simple, but
It was solved.
At the Union Printers' home at Colorado
Springs a dairy has been In operation for
many years that is a model. It Is so
simple too, that one wonders why It is not
more frequently copied. The cows are
brought In from the pasture some time be
fore being milked, and are permitted to
rest and cool off In a large yard that Is
kept scrupulously clean. They are then
taken Into a barn and thoroughly groomed,
and their udders are washed In an antisep
tic solution. From here they are taken to
a milking barn, which has a concrete floor.
Just before tha cows are brought In, the
air In the milking barn Is washed by
spraying with an antiseptic solution, and
the floors are flushed similarly. Then the
cows are milked by machinery, the milk
la strained through cotton, and is set away
to cool before being served to the guests of
the home.
I am not familiar with the Item of cost,
but have been assured by Superintendent
Deacon of the home that it is but slightly
above the charge made for milk provided
In the ordinary way. PRINTER.
Heelprority vs. Inanritency.
BRADSHAW, Neb., July 16,-To the
Editor of The Bee: . The above caption,
which appeared In the "Ietter Box" of
The Bee of Friday Is a remarkable produc
tion. Looking at the captain one would
naturally conclude that the reader was
about to be treated to an argument, but In
stead there appears no set argument what
ever, and but little of anything else but
balderdash. The writer utterly falls to de
fine or locate himself squarely on any of
the many issues lie speaks of and the
reader Is left In the dark as whether Mr.
Anderson Is an Insurgent, stundpatter. pro
gressive or a democrat. There are but two
persons among those named In his arti
cle to whom he has given a clean bill, Joe
Cannon and Judge Smith, .late congress
man from the Ninth Iowa district. Tak
ing these two points as a clue to his politi
cal Identity, it Is possible for the careful
reader to find traces of standpatism, but,
then. It Is difficult to get at what the gen
tleman really wants to say, and the guess
Is, however, that he la extremely skittish
as to his groundB and does not care to
hamplon even what he really would like
n political matters. The gentleman Is not
alone In his predicament, for we find
leading newspapers extremely cautious
how they touch on any of the many sided
political phases now before the people.
President Taft, alone, appears to be the
only man who seems to feel certain that
he la right and Is willing to stake his
reputation, rise or fall. In the advocacy
and stand on the Canadian reciprocity bill,
and for this sincerity and confidence In
what he Is advocating he Is gaining the
favor and confidence of the best thinking
people tnot agitators or demagogues) of
this great American republic.
JOHN B. DEY
POLITICS IN NEBRASKA.
Huldrege Citizen: Unlike some republi
can editors of the state, we absolutely re
'use to turn pale every time someone men
tions the name of Wou!d-run Wilson.
Tekamah Journal: Dan Stephens of Fre
mont was In Tekamah last week. Dan,
you know, Is the gentleman that thinks
he can easily fill Congressman Iatta's
shoes. There are some democrats In the
district who may not fully agree with him
and later on they will let him know of
their ideas on the subject.
Tectimseh Journal-Tribunal: Our amiable
contemporary appears to have got its wire
crossed last week when It referred to a
paragraph in this newspaper as "a Joke"
when we mentioned Oovernor Aklrich as a
suitable running mate for President Taft
Fact Is. President Taft will need a pro
gressive republican as a running mate to
hold the vote of Nebraska or any of the
other western states, and out of the good
ness of our hearts we suggested Oovernor
Mdrlch as the man who might lend
strength to the ticket.
McCook Republican: The Republican
unqualifiedly favors the nomination "f
Hon. William B. Rose and his election
on the republican ticket for Judge of the
supreme court. He has shown he is
fearless and capable li'rise in the thrc
Sears he has been on the supreme bench
and during his term has written many of
the mtist Important decisions handed down
by that court. He was chairman of th
republlcan state committee when the peo
ple won their victory along progressive
lines and assisted greatly in secur'ng '.he
"ussage of many of the progressive laws
-nacted by the legislature of 1007.
wayne Herald: A bunch of republican
nurgents held a meeting ut Lincoln re
cently to express their indignation over the
eport that one of their number gave
President Taft assurance that Nebraska
ould be for him. These Insurgents sahl
:liey were not particular about men. bin
vere Jealous of their principles, which,
owever, they did rot define. But they
ere evidently opposed to Taf: "loug'i
jiving no reason for their opposl' a We
uspect that principles are not , ower
'ul'.y Influential with (hern as they as
nnie. and that they would fel oilie con
! If the were delected to boss the
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Renew rtg Ccm 'ox ons
uy Abiorp'.icn
If your comi'lrxlon is murreil witu
blotches, moth itU Iicm, pimples ur fietlt
l"t. It's uel(ss tt imtter wltti povdir.
un I paluls. lotions, teams arid thl'iB. in
un ef fort to pel rid of the tr mUle. l,nle .s
you have some utility as an urilsl you'll '
mar your ulie iraitre still mure.
The new iind ratltmil v.a lb to tithe off ,
the roi'iulrXl'i i Ithrlf, with a I it (ffen- j
the maik-v lust ft ai ttitite of pipe '
inercollzed wax t;t the druRist a und use
at niKjlit sum as eo'd cream. Itemuve
next motiilns with water am! soup, fol
lowing with dash of cold water. The mer
collied wax aharrbs the half-dead scarf
kin In flaky particles, ho gradually no
one fuessea you're treating your face
unless It be by the result, which is truly
Moitdeiful. 'Cure's nothing like It for
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C0I0NEL BRYAN'S GALAXY.
Washington Post: Oh. well. Colonel
Bran a list makes good light reading for
the slllv seon.
St. lrfiuls Oiobe Democrat: Tha list Is
long, and yet we hold It to be Incomplete.
Mr. Pryan has not yet wholly unbosomed
himself. Where la the name of William
J. Stone, once so dear to the Pryan heart?
Chicago Record-Herald. Mr. Bryan
starts off. like the rest of us. with Wood
row Wilson and Champ Clark. Only, un
like the rest of us, h does not mention
Harmon of Ohio. The omission cf Har
mon In a list so generous and charitable
Is doubly, trebly significant and meant to
be so, of course.
New York Post: The omitted governor
may perhaps reconcile himself to the Bryan
interdict in consideration of the" excellent
advertising It brings him. Perhaps he may
even be In the mood to congratulate Mr.
Bryan on the extraordinary Improvement
In the condition of the democratic party.
aa Indicated by the fact that It now has
a dozen men who would make a good
president, where formerly It had but one.
Washington Star: Mr. Bryan haa not
until now appeared In the role of a "Jol
lier." Not without the capacity to pay a
handsome compliment, he had Impressed
the public aa being a serious-minded man,
driving at his ends with serious methods.
But this view underwent revision yester
day, when the peerless leader gave to the
country a list of men measuring up, he
asks the country to believe, to the presi
dential standard. The country, out of per
sonal respect to Mr. Bryan, will take the
liberty of smiling. There la "Jolly" In his
composition, and no mistake.
LINES TO A SMILE.
'What pleasure do you derive from being
a pessimist?"
A great deal. replied Mr. Orowcher.
'When the worst happens 1 at leaKt have
the satisfaction of posing as a prophet "
v usnington btar.
"Some say there is a sucker born every
minute."
I don't know anything about that." re
sponded the eminent trust magnate. "I
cater to ultimate consumers and the birth
rate Is very satisfactory as to them."
Louisville Courier-Journal.
"Is there any uplifting force in this com
munity to enable men to use self-protection
in stormy times?"
"Sure; there s a new umbrella manufac
tory started." Baltimore American.
'Yes, I'm a trifle slow." reflected the tor
toise, as It passed the sleeping hare; "I
get there eventually, but 1 m no speed
maniac. Chicago tribune.
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Boston Transcript.
'I think that ball team Is very incon
siderate." said young Mra. Torklns.
"you do?
"Yes. It abuses hospitality. It comes
here and tries to wear out our diamond
making home runs!" Washington Star.
They could not have been otherwise than
rather young, though I could not see them
An account of the screen.
"You're the only girl for me, he told
her "you're all isy fancy painted you the
very paregoric of womankind!" Success
Magazine.
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given here, and the house was crov. led."
wnat: vnn me tnermomeier at so:
How did that happen?"
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