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The BEES Junior SzrfidsyBoak.
Bleat of the Innocent Bystander
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This is Ehe
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""We: emn have- Ml that a,
landlord can't hold a tenant to a lease tf
ha baa noisv nrlnMiiin,'' ofceerved the
Regular ekw - .
'That bp-t ail 1eewr tti."taid the
Innocent Baad, "In ail tha, marvel
looe " ad aiiaj arecience tha noieiliss
netgnhor hi$ been perfected." He
may .think ha la, hut w know better." As
tha roaring of- an automobile bursts forth
when you rmlae tnA bonnet. o with tha
neighborhood. It' a eort of matter rt
ntIUiVT; 4en feu.,, talking through jnxr
heC . . .. - , - .
Thfir wo-ihit 1a- Inflated with. Eat- hunt
am wh (nnwT'fta reini-arwated hei mlts tha
way thaw March. In, vain, for silent Blares
f
-Va-i 'VV
iinla-S
r-ail at mmiwr's wifeless Cat ever conduct
themeeiTes ijiuta tha same when They ara
In Llnr own cava. I dmibt whether they
ara alwaTS given ta pounding an tha tab I a,
muting euss words that an riding up
sad down tha e:rhaft or attempting to do
a steeolei-hase ever tha furniture ana; and
by kaock-.ng. don ail tha glassware and
Incidentally shafting tha chandeliers an
he fjoora below.
"At such times one wishes all mw.H
things aa neighbor were sbnllshed. Tom
can tell tha nmee from another seiunbor
hfMd to chaaa yourself when ha cnntlea be
neath your window yelling old clo", strew
b'lies. ha-na-nus and sue"; or tha peat
who sines beneath yonr indow SumLiy
mora until you drop him cola ta depart,
but yeHi hare to live fght along with
your neighbors.. Ton hare ta meet them
' every day, and you can't speak tha truth
I to them.- 4thlng In the commandment
about coveting your neighbors possessions
forbids, you coveting hie eviction."
"Lara .ry neighbor, -as thyself,"
quoted the Regular Fellow.
"Sometimes I tore myself. Ilka poison."
said tha Innocent Bystander. ""'
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SaPfbU.
I Pr. James Cralk. who u Waahlnvton'a
family physician, was wtth tha father of j
his country in tha. expedition arainat tha j
i FTanrit ana inaians m ana tna srn
' year ha attended General Braddock In Ms
fatal, carnpisn.
rtfteen. years later, while explortnr wild
lands in tha wastem districts of Vlrxlnta,
1 rr. Craik encouaterad a., band of Indians
! lmf b mr ind nMef. who infonneii tha
nw V-(tatet eertlem, we ara re- phTHienia through an lmarpreter, that ha
had made a tons; loornay to sea Colonel
ts 4wn. Vi'lff umentcpnld get rood
.money bL-aclnaT aiMU-tJnsnta.ia. tha CDn-
i isa'kHi'nf llfii "fshi iimst T where wa
Iantiaaala punaund ba.teoullea, aJiUtrted to-
carrying on tlwtr neHwutsoaw at a. shout. .
who go m ff;j''T,t. mecftamcai or physt
eai. and- iir"'tli PCfr t' atamp. than
ta Qptoa. - ' --
Een when a leaf and dumb family
' mores .Into. Wiaa4.oiiiin Qat Ita ahoea are
lwayav wodana)d aot- U la -o'erfond.
of catrllc. ontoaa. sdnioiursoiip and. fraq.uant
ff.h,j amghbpra, t tha, kind that Uya
TaaoTa-youvAraW'ta- carry-thw- furniture
eut evary,'sl'and aarrylt back" every
aright Tarring -the gonotony by moTtng- It
around tha placa.
"Of, course, In "tha rmliwm summer
Cms when .ttm jid fainQlea ga away,
tha Papa, eigftborr growsj. kracly and In
ttea - tt(a Bashelup' and-leaa fortunate
friends to spend sever! " evenings with
him. ..They gra soma avwnlngi beilsvw ma.
and soma. we 'amaU hoore. t- . I- dobt
ether -any, af tAe aM-ot teUoers-who
Washington. - at whom- In tha battle of
Monomrahea he Bad Bred hi rtfle fifteen
times and ordered ail hia young men to
do Una aim. -
In fact. Waahington bad two horaea killed
under him that day and his eoat waa
pierced with four bullets, yet ha left tha
battlefield unscathed. "
The- Irish giant. Patrick. QTBrlen.' who
lived from ITS. to-' int.. waa eight feat
seven Jnchea high, and" for many yean
exhibited himself in Iumdon and at fairs
at Smlthfleld. His band., from tha oom
iniiimiiimnl of tha paim to-tha extremity
of tha middle finger, measured twelve
inches, and his ahoa waa Sevan teen inches
long.
Tha poea
ifei laaarlly
ussor of a funny bona do
own a vein of humor.
not
rwwer y
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July 10, 191L
ETO.TV Xt. wntMIH.
n Jlorth gerententh !(r
Name and Adtlrws.
Helen Adk'.saon, tii2 ManJerson St'....' ,
Edith. H. Allen. 2601 North Fineenth St ,
Bernic Adams, 29 1 Sewgnl St
Artirar Moore. 981 North. Twentr-fl'th St
A1U.V. Byera. 809 North Forty-aighti St
Florence R. Bootli, 20 IS Spruce St
GenevW Berbers. 107 South Central Boulevard.
. Hig!i
. Lake . . .
.Long
. Kel'otn ..
. Wilaut H
. WVadsor .
. Farnam .
Tr.
...us
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13
18
:...1S91
.lSJt
.....1899
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Gertrude E. Baumao. 4530 Maple St Clifton Hl'.l. . . . . ..1902
Margaret L. Carlson, 2T17 Chicago St . Webster '. i .-. ,189a
T. Earl Clarv 5128 North Twenty-tliird St K'.gi -.-.1193
Dwlght A. Coase. 391(1 North Elghtenih. St Lath ran ......... 1J9T
George E. Fenney, TMrtv-nrst and Martha Sts Dupont ..... .....1897 ,
Irene Friedertck, 3029 Emmet St Howard KakBwdy . 18
Sadie Green, 1211 Pierce St . Pacific ...19S
Inna Gulrta, 312 North Twenty-eecond St ..High ..' ...... 18
Esther GraiE. 1302 South Thirtieth Are.. Park .....;..-1898
Sharmaa 1118
Mason 1997
Sherman ........ .199
Monmouth Park. ..1942
Sherman . . . . . i . ."189S
Wilbur L Ciren. 522S North Thirteenth St
Arthur Hughe.-2104 Harney St
Margaret Hamilton. 4? 19 North Fourteenth St. . .
Esther Holaten. 3341 Fowler Are.
Mildred Hansen, S127 North Eighteenth St .
Fred Harper. 809 South Eighteenth St Leavenworth 1941
August Hin. 2S21 South Twenty-fifth St.... Germ. Lutheran. ..1902
Julias HaattlBger, 2920 Dupont St Dupont' :.U 9 4
Adolve H. Jensen, 4315 Pacific St....... Beals .195
Lester Kaha, "221 8 Willis Ave. . Lake 1904
Anna Krupa, 2817 Walnut St I:n. Conception .....1941
Clevne H. Macklin, 2815 Patrick Ave ...Long .1903
Frederic Marcley, 1809 Lincoln Ave C&tfteUar ...-.-. 1903
Edwin Nelson, 3010 Frederick St ... VvTndsor .1899.
MUdred B. Nlssen, 3329 Parker St Franklin . ..1904
Mary Odenwald, 148S South Sixteenth St Comeniua ...1895
Austin OXeary, 1819 Dodge St .Cass 1901
Catherine Patterson. 1403 North Twenty-fourth St. . blelloa ...1904
George Pleuler, 1417 Pierce St
Robert T. Payne,. 3101 North Twenty-eeventh St.
Esther Rows, 3013 Webster St. .'.
Harold Ruby, 527 South Twenty-fifth Ave......
;Joj:ettaIiopMng' Glass-Held Up to the Man Question
,.--
Aaja aad agalau..and- yet. again. I have
been aksd..da4'dl.tgimtd;,teaaed. nagd.
peciicA.al- pas tad: -an, pawed overt boosted,
bul!ld bnttit d,. ,hectmyrt,, , harangued,
j anathematlseC and aaaookhs to say aoaaa
l thing on the man question!'" 8o-I say tha
sun yuea
ws at- -yaua want aaa to talk of tha
men In their rtladnna. their treatment,
their meaalits V etth other It ta always
what and who' aniiwt23-,rsiry'ar or act
toward girls. I ka' reproached you g!rla
for your disloyalty, your'Cagrakt impoat
tlona. on each other, most of your aoorte
''' comings uTwiren, by tha arassaca af a maa.
euilns) Interest In the part you play. There
la foi-evea aciJ . al wJ'S the man. In every
girl or wainsa ejuestlaa,-
I am positive in tha conviction that man
re singularly" dependant' ipon 'women.
Woman rapraaeans tha kisai. nt man. Every
Uma a girl fails short In bar high vocation,
ana makes mea' laaw good, mora nnbeUew
tng and prepares the haraoif ana of tha
aursae that coma huma. ta rooet.
I do haneatly belleva that there can be.
In the present staia af oar developmant,
a vary satisfactory accomplishment of
either nuug3w WVietaa' wvthyut each other.
The a"hmarrt4 S"1 vho eotnee ta very
eomplsta and beBeakient gnrwth la tha ax
Jilun rather than, tha rule. And those
"' wha have attained the must tmq.ueatloned
have dona It through, tha aitruiatia
ef their mother-spirit.
The average unmarried wamaa comet to
a ttma when. sha.gla, undignlSadly maar
crasy. . If. shay Im strong.., she, .gdea on a
lonely, hajf sesrowfyl way. raaTratang In her
heart that, sna had put aside ar missed tha
broadening Influence of krva gad marrlaga.
. And lova and marriage have the one
gateway tha man.
; And yet you girls. In your hearts con
scious that you too crave tha. best Cor yoar
eivea. sec up that sUty, chaaa, Uttla bar
rier of sex-prlda
With tha blithering Viiaaw that aaaaias
ona waa.. to- arack. yaua sUls. head With
a ruler to try to knock soma breadth
af comprehension into It, yon do sot pre
pare for the career which you all want.
Tea, you do. Natlure- baa anas annea, tf
you have soC Hha makao yon want what
la good Car her work! Than yoa. with your
mother help, learn tha piano and pa hi tin g
and how ta wear your clothes, all to appsal
to tha ears and tha eyas of man. And,
after you have caught him with the trap
of your superficial attractions, yoa com
plain because you hsvs bo time to keep
up your accomplishments I. Bow can you
have uma to piay tha piano whan. Ilka a
hort-elghted child, you never learned to
do- the work without which no human can
exist with neatness, lack, of worry and
despatch.
It maddens- me to sW how women, tha
high priMStaaaea of the place that la post
ttvmiy the only essential placer to the wel
fare of humanity, tha hams, deilberstaly
neglect te lears how to run tha Institution.
It you girls would learn that thoroughly,
applying and perfecting- all tha wonderful
aavaniaces ox ntoaera- nrrention In your
work, you would tndaad have your hands
upon tha lover that moves tha world. Rock
ing tha cradle Is merely ana of tha
incidentals ef your possible power.
Girls, this man eueatlon Is so certainly
tha woman, question that It is time tor you
Eas.Eoute to Happiness
to taka a reef In your folly of catering to
the worst In the masculine make-up If you
want to secure the beat for yourselves, if
am glad you all nagged ma fhto discussing
It. From a full heart and a head not un
versed In tha ways of tha world, which
are the ways of tha men and women In. it.
t have spoken. I hava honestly written
as I have In every Une of mine you have
sd what I believed waa for the good of
my own precious sex, the women! God
Mass 'ami
"Why -am I always happy? Simplest r
thing In the .world,' my ars. declared
a woman well Known trf piihllc life for
her radiant and unfal!InggladnesB. I
began, several yeara ag Ho commit to
memory one good line, phrase or sentence
every day. After s while "T "had laid up
such a atorer ' ef these -goad thoughts,
clothed In tha. musical Iaaguage of tha
world's great writers and, thinkers, that
there wasn't room for any other kind in
the storehouse of the brain. Now you all
know be mind la ' the storage battery for
bodily action. When tha thought supply
is good the actions are bound to ezpresa
this quality. It's so simple I wonder you
haven't all discovered the system long
ago."
Thought follows the line of feast re
sistance. If we have made a well worn
path lsto bright and happy Colds, the nat
ural trend will be la that direction. Mem
ory la sharpened, reading- becomes- a
Joy because "we meet so- many familiar
friends on every pagn, and- our entire In
tellectual and spiritual atmosphere becomes
clear and sunny.
Try. committing; such a passage every
day for a week. TTnder circumstances skip
a single day. Select any passage you Uke,
from the poets, from the Bible, from the
masaginas. from tha dally papers. Vary
them as much as poastbie and let no one
even hint at sceptic lorn or sorrow. .Jot
each one down in a little memory book as
you learn It. and at tha end of the week
recita tha seven callings' without aid from
your notes. If the practice Is worth while,
aa you may be sure It will be, continue It
Indefinitely and you will be amasrd at tha
radiant and youthful expression that will
gradually creep across your face.
Gladyi Bicaeeou, 151S South. Fifth St Train
J Henry T. Specks, 1902 South Tenth St
! George F. Schlager, 3820 Parker St
Frances Shanahan, 3331 South Seventeenth St.
Roale Vranek 1
Phylitus Wletfon;, 909 South Twenty-fifth Av.
Marie Well 2301 Pierce St
Ida Wlrthsaftef. 2323 Harney St.
Evelyn M. Wemmer, 809 North Seventeenth St.
Roy WIthkowski, 618 South Thirteenth St. ... .
Paul H. Toeum, 2729 South Twentieth St ..
Izaak Walton's treatise on tha art ef
angling was published In lfiu. That patient
fisherman died in Um3 at tha advanced age
of So years.
Kiss a baby nine days old. and the first
gentleman you kiss afterward wilt be yeur
future husband.. .
A plagiarist always finds
lact hla thoughts.
it easy to eol-
. Comenioa 1902
.Long ..1904
.Webster ... . . . ; .1901
.Mason .1. . .1903
..,,.....1901
Lincoin. ........... 190 1
Frmnklih ....... .1899
Edw. Reaewater. ..1899
Lincoln-' '. . : . . . .. .1903
. . Maaoa
....... -Mason .
. . High ..... J'. .. ..."
. . Cast ' . - . , .
.". Leavenworth ".".V.
1903
,1903
1494
.1904
.1904
St. Patrick.
,,..1903
f European Touring Don't Cnt Much Ice 1
The Amateur Tourist had just returned
from abroad.
His A's had broadened considerably In
the meantime and ha now referred to hia
baggage aa "luggage." and spoke of his
trunk as "box. By no- posalble chance !
Paree." And when be - wanted you to
know he waa no mramrer to "dear old
Lunnon," he used the abbreviated TEnsw
liah form, with the rising Inflection. "Of
A friend asked him it he had seen the
coronation in London. -
"No." he said, very loftily, "I dislike
WHE TOO 6ET tOL'
WORK PONC. GCM
lirtAVE A
JC3 fcP YOW?
(MOV. JAKL. XE'LLl
SET THAT CHlCKEK
.THIEF TONIGHT
f we srr up '
rM TIRED OF
! EVERY
NIGHT;-
1 V IMS
.
ru. TELL YOU. JAKE.!
Vnil 1T Ufe FAB "
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A- rIINUT t' CK SU, 1
WANT TO 60 UP Tb
THE HOUSE! MR-S.
STALL HAS SOME
COMPANY AND I
I WANT-TO TELL THEM
WHSRE lAM'.LUf
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EngLisii Heyival of Belief in Faith. Cure
i i"a aiwnra hava sn wttnesaad at
the saaeunga ofths Pentaeostal league at
Suodartaod. Xn., the last tew weeka
Faith eurizig has baas, a prominent topie
e"g the tafarftsficnial delegates, and' so
earned are have"manr ef thasndSanoa
tun thery feae borat mto strange speech
Paator7Maaf Barttn taatiriad ha sured
a vannnsa ittsasss ta his laft las; by iajrlng
on ef handay ; fatmCar testimony was given
by Mrs. PeUuaa. wlfs at s Dwtoh peacor;
sCm. Bodds. .wlfa at s.Sundariaad ytoar,
and Booth OTt;bom.a ralaUve by marruuca
at eoneraj: gierh. . . . .
p Frfemal ar Clogan. Prussia, said
Just before befcg aallad as to speak ha
syne vtstim. ' Tha heavens opened and one
the aagem of Got breathed en tha earth.
X Xt tasked JuaVfiks tvotit ckradX and then
It sealed eok avtlllaat rays. Ee aakad tha
3
Xrd th ateantris.- and He- iwpllad:
t haws sans given, tha .ardor that, tfco
heaveciy nfiierlsBi lanw ooanedawa-ta
jny ethUdrss, M hase pure hearts.- I
will pisia nig tteavenly rays upon, them."
Aawthas- 0e ka aatoV wossan tainted
ta tha onset, and be and two ether man
-triad., ta carry ker tor, car hum, waios
was en tha third story- of building. The
fha unconscious lady to tha first story, and
then, trusting ta God for strength, he car
ried her up tha remaining Clghta of narrow
stairs himself. It waa But ha. however,
but his faith, that carried her up the
Tha third Instant had relation to tha
sitsr of his--cirapet at Gfogau. " There was
a large fomflcarlon mound on nha site,
and tha municipal body from whom they
proposed to purchase It would not remove
the obstruction, but the Lard told htai to
purchase the site, and be tald.Jlia eongre
gaxloa to trust In the Lord and buy tha
sitav They did buy ft, and one mormag the
monad was. removed,
An Cdinburghs nuu dealarad he had
forced tha devil af huanlty eut nf hie wife
by faith, so that aha had been able to
laava'aa aayhim.
These testimonials war freqnently lntar
ruptsd by delegates umptng up and dene
tug. singing or talking- in- weird aouada.
andar the mfnania ef thau "
amotion. .
saavy, aai the tajak waa axneedlngly dlffl
"" .'FfftrlMU atruggle, thay gat
The famous OonaCk, ' wtiasa - gtgantls
height and swaggartug sir aa frightened
tha traopa at IClngr aani, and was was
sialn by tha aurtpling with pekblas
from the brook, waw aight feat sts tnehaa
high. Ha waa a aatlvw at Gath. and lived
has B- C . , .
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HAVE. BtEN IM HERE J
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HOW'. JAltE.TOU ao t
AN' lE DOWN . FOR J
AWHILE! TaU MUST
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GIVE Mf THAT 6tfM
ANO m. WATCH fflR
HlMf DtO NOT IM--TCNO
Tfl STAT SO
CMS BUT i OCLDfCT
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awo sleepy-? what is
(the time IT MU-iT BE
EArLY DAYLIGHT, rsrr
T il . IN
-h '"L " SILAS I
las iC T. lira.A Co-t
would he refer to an elevator as anything
but a "lift-"
He eyed the distant skvHne of the city
with a glance ot mingled condescension
and admiration aa ha heard a fellow pas
senger who had been abroad fur several
years, remark:
"By Jove, tha skyscrapers are higher
than ever."
"So are the tsjd fares," be answered
grandly.
To tell tha truth, he had never ridden lit
a tail over here. They ware too ezpenn
stve. Only In London and Pans could ha
Indulge In such extravagances. But. tha
remark sounded sophisticated and worldly
wise. Ha felt proud ef It
Then came tha rush through tha crowded
harbor, tha rapid docking, the ordaal of
the customs Inspection and then the city
Itself.
"Why. even the newsboys In Xew Tork-1
look Uke merchant pnncea," ha said, re
membering tha picturesque, but poverty
stricken youngsters in the eltias of south
ern Europe.
And than he waa met by hla old trlead
Bromide with tha unexpected question:
"Well, what do you think of Europe T
He remembered the cholera, tha Camorra
and other high C'a, and replied anihualaa
Ucaily: "I Uke It because it's so far away from
America.'
Ha- pronounced every syllable In "Amer
ica", with, the utmost distinctness and in
crowds." , -
Her did not add that his ailm-' pecket-
t book had forbidden a longer stay" In Est-
OF CCSTJ
ORDEAX.
IM3PCTTO?C.
exactly tha same Jf- JL. Caruso and
ether Italian tenor ,,'!ng Rlecardo
htarrln. stng the sair. 'Yi in "Madame
Butterfly. Before hie-T.-.p abroad he had
spoken U like the other natives, "Amur
tea." He had enquired other had behtta. Ha
sever said "Thanks In tha good, old-taah-loned
way. Hla method at expressing grat
itude was very eoamopeiitaa and sjsiimsd
three forma.
Boeasclmea It was "Grazta. That was to
let you knew he had been in Italy. Again
he would aay "sfatret, which was another
at nror I aiming "I save baas, ta
land's p"j
"The smartest
thing In" foreign travel
H3 THOCGHT OP WRITIXO ''BOOT TY
SEE ROMS; Dv HALT A3T- HOCB-"
thts year." he said. "Is to aay that red
steamed just In time to be toe late tor the
ooronailon." - ' -
Ha had some other choice bits-of whs.
dom which he had thought out after ad
hour of deep deliberation and then deliv
ered with aa assumed air ot tmprovlea
tlon. "Don't talk to me about eeranatloaa
and other monarch tal Institutions." he
said. "They, have a gold coin In England
called a crown, and that Is the real power
In England"
Then he waved his hand with a lofty ges
ture. "And money Is king hers In America, as
well aa In England." he concluded eraoue
larly. . ..'
He lived tor nearly a week ra the toad
delusion that ha waa a. eosmopolltaa and a
real globe trotter. Then he. mat a maa
who spent halt his days h traveling all
ever this little eld earth.
. "My boy." said the real Glebe Trotter.
Tve found that my European art pa sew
matters of absorbing batatas', bet only toe
one person Myself."
And the amateur Tourist saw the point.
(Copyright. 1S12. by the N. T. -tteraid Co.)
Deet Bait.
. He who eala tha proper way .
May Uve to eat eaotlusr day.
Cbcago BMord-Harald,
While he who bolts his hsns and pee
May never Ue to swat tne fly.
e'prmgCeid (Meeeii UnSoe.
However low his pride may stoop,
hia ene should over garsis teup.
Ihrmingham (Aie.) Agw-UereJaV
Be neat and dainty- at tha )eb '
When eaung green eoro from the eoa.
-Chloaga Booard-Uuraid.
But b fore your grub yes start ta gran.
the edible parts of toe tier-lenas
eras. . . w lark. Talearrass.
And la tss. vaa. Teas ly fr
X snuHx shsay (us red "aaa, doas "
