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JUNE CIRCULATION,
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Sabacrlbera leavlaar the city tem
porarily iheala hay Tha Baa
mails to them. Adtawa wU bo
mm ofteu aa raqaeatad.
It It pleasant to read of rata In
other places, anyway.
Eveu the Black Hand seems to be
taking a vacation just now. .
In giving up the hobble' skirt, how
ever, woman does not lose much.
This Is a good time to keep sober.
Whisky and 100 degrees of heat, go
poorly together.
This pistol toting habit should ba
suppressed, not next week, nor next
month, but now.
The Jap Ball club beat our Naral
team and the next day sailed for the.
orient. War, sure.
Let King George hare his bespan
gled crown; most people prefer a
light straw hat these days.
Tha Boston Herald says arbitration
is getting Us second wind. It ia not
wind that it so much needs.
Before muasllng the dog this kind
of weather, try giving him all the
fresh water he wants to drink.
How would you like to stroll down
to the old spring house and get a big,
cool drink out of the old gourd T
The hobble skirt must go, is the de
cree of Dame Fashion. Good bye,
hobble, take keer 'o yourself, if you
can.
It is again in order for the experts
to explain just what constitutes the
difference between a prize fight and a
glove contest.
About that $300,000 overdue hy
drant rental, is it to be capitalized
into a perpetual charge by conversion
into a bond lssuef
Somebody wants to know where is
the . old-fashioned dog that used to
trot under the farmer's wagon. Peered
under the auto, yet?
A Chicago maacomplana that we
do not have enough play In thla age
and generation. Isn't a double-header
on the Fourth enough?
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And before long a trust company In
Nebraska will be a company that does
business as a trustee and not merely
a real estate holding device.
The Cleopatra dance proves too
giddy for New York. Poor old An
tony would have been better off,
mrbe, had he, too, avoided It.
Wanted Olrl over IS, white, to paste la
bel! on.
The man who framed that ad knew
what he waa doing, for It haa already
been reprinted In about 100 papers.
Mr. Hobaon must be chagrined that
he did not get to umpire the game be
tween the Japanese and Naval acad
emy teams, won by the Japs,
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It haa been learned that Poet Ana
tin's coronation ode that king sup
pressed was on the beautiful subject,
"The Scepter With, the. Dove."
The Chicago man who leaped fif
teen stories to escape the heat prob
ably accomplished his purpose, but
his example seems to have been lost
on Old 8ol. ,
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Old Sol must have felt that he was
being left out of consideration In all
this safe and sane agitation, and for
that reason Insisted on making his
presence felt
Now let us see It the re paving on
Tenth street cannot be den mora ex
peditiously and with more deference
to the rlghta of the publie to unim
peded traffic than waa the repaying ef
Sixteenth street.
The Fourth of July seema to ba the
Jeffries family's Jonah day. Every
body remembers what happened to
Jim a year ago, and this year Brother
Jack la knocked out In an auto race
at Bakersfleld, Cal.
Taffi Strongr Presentation.
The president's Indianapolis spoech
on reciprocity Is a strong presentation
of his views. He reiterated much that
he haa said before, but waa forceful
and effective. It seems that a fair
study of Jhla Question ought to con
vince people on both sides of It that
the president is right when he says
that no radical situations on either
side of the line are going to be cre
ated by reciprocity with Canada. It
seems reasonable to expect any
changes that come to be gradual and
that perhaps the biggest Influence will
be social and political.
As to the argument that Canadian
reciprocity will Injure the wheat
grower, the president only reinforces
what he and others have often said.
that the price of wheat will not be
determined as a result of reciprocity
between these two countries, but that
It will continue to be fixed at Liver
pool on the basis, then aa now. of the
world's visible supply and demand.
And diverting a few million bushels
of Canadian wheat, that now goes
abroad, to the United States, should.
In his opinion, open up to us in Europe
a still larger outlet for our grain and
flour as well.
Certainly It would seem that so
long as the United States produces so
many times more In agriculture than
Canada and will for years to come, If
not alwaya, there Is no need to become
unduly alarmed over the thought of
reciprocity and by the time the scales
are more evenly balanced If such a
time comes the United States, If It
was dissatisfied with the trade agree
ment, could cancel It, for that priv
ilege Is stipulated In the compact. It
seems unnecessary to champion or op
pose reciprocity to see this side of the
Question.
Canada's total field crops In 1910
came to J5,80,00 less than they
did In 1909. This shows that the Do
minion farmers are making no for
ward strides that need alarm Amer
icans, and' yet, of course, we wish
them success and not failure.
Love on the Mountain Peaks.
Mrs. Beatrice Farnham Otto, the
Boston artist, has recently married
John Otto, the hermit of Monument
canyon on the lofty peak of Independ
ence rook In the Eocky mountains and
she is so altogether delighted with her
blissful experience that she has de
cided to establish a colony up there for
other women who will accept her In
vitation to coma up and marry a rich
hermit. -
"The average society girl of the
east Is a frivolous doll," asserts Mrs.
Otto. She urges her to turn her back
on the dapper suitors of the eastern
cities and do as she did go up Into
lofty peaks of the snow-capped and
sun-kissed mountains, pick out a rich
hermit and make him her husband. It
is at one tha most novel and practical
scheme that has been proposed. There
l always something so Ineffably pur
and noble and yet Invigorating and.
strong about the mountains and the
mountain air. And hermits, ah, they
are always such big, fine, manly fel
lows, with great chunky wallets and
so open-heartedly generous, and the
Rockies are Just filled with these rich,
philanthropic heroes. Truly, Mrs. Otto
haa employed her artlstlo tempera
ment In a fine cause. How better could
she benefit her kind than by estab
lishing this colony on the summit of
Independence rock? ,
One thing Is even more certain than
the rest the eastern girl who goes
up there and gets her a hermit will, in
all human probability, never again be
reproached with being a society doll,
There la. nothing In the environs of
Independence rock, especially about
the Quarters of the average hermit,
to Inculcate the doll habit Really, the
more wa conjure this thing in our
minds, tha more Ideal It seems. It
Is Just too clever for anything.
All aboard for Monument canyon,
girls. "Coma early and avoid the
ruah," as the man outside tha main
tent used to say.
Safe and Sane Profits.
Tha "safe and sane" way of cele
brating the Fourth of July was more
generally observed this year than ever.
Fewer lives were lost and fewer
persons Injured by or from the use of
fireworks than on any Fourth in the
history of the country, since records
of casualties have been kept.
Therefore, the safe and sane Fourth
pays. It pays In the most precious
medium of human life and It pays
in the medium of property, which, like
life, la protected and conserved by tha
diminished use of explosives and the
precautions that surround what use Is
made of them.
Undoubtedly it could be shown that
If the spirit of patriotism Is la any
way affected by the changing tendency
In our celebrations, it is on the side
of a more enlightened, sober appre
ciation of what the day means, and. as
this movement for less noise anf more
thought grows, so will our apprecia
tion of the day grow. We have every
thing to gain and nothing to loae by
discarding the old for the new
Fourth. Of course it will be a long
time before all cities and states take
effectual action to Install the safe and
sana Idea, but so many already have
done It aa to promise comparatively
early widespread success of the move
ment This movement has Its ethical as
pect, too. The old fashion of cele
brating tha Fourth has coma to be
largely a matter of eelflsbnesa and
commercialism. Dealers la fireworks
dangerous and otherwise, naturally
wish to continue In the buslnesa, and
persons who think only of their own
selfish pleasure and not of others.
THE BEE:
like to fire off their deafening bombs.
They care little whether their pleas
ure becomes their neighbor's distress
or not they must have their pleas
ure. It will be a good riddance of bad
rubbish when the whole thing has
been done away with.
Lincoln's Water Troubles.
Not that from any desire to dwell
upon tbe troubles of an esteemed
neighbor, but because they may offer
solace to our own troubled minds, we
venture to call attention to the water
situation in Lincoln as depicted by the
Lincoln Journal as follows: '
On Friday of thla week a special mealing
of the city council Is to be held for tha
purpose of considering a request from
some of the large consumer of water In
the western part ef the city to be allowed
to secure an Independent supply. The fact
that such a project la under Incubation la
a challenge to every part of our municipal
government To submit to so serious loss
to Its own most cherished business would
amount to an admission of failure In the
administration of that business.
In another place the Journal says:
Of course, tha complaint of the large con
sumers that they are charged an excessive
price for an Inferior quality of water must
be given attention.
And In still another place It says;
To say It In a few words: The water
system of Lincoln la Inadequate to tha
city's naada In dry weather.
Remembering tha strenuous efforts
of our valiant Water board to cut off
altogether the large, consumers in
South Omaha and other suburbs from
supply through the Omaha plant, Lin
coln's efforts to retain business, even
though taxing Its capacity, shines by
way of contrast All wa can say Is
that Lincoln's water troubles are little
ones beside Omaha's.
More Interest in the Lorimer Case.
According to Washington advices,
many senators are showing a quick
ened Interest in the Lorimer case. An
nouncement of their plan to attend the
hearings before tbe committee from
now on augurs rather well for a re
liable verdict next time the evidence
goes to the Jury. If there were a dis
position to whitewash iain, the sena
tors would scarcely go to tha trouble
of attending these meetings, where
witnesses are piling up testimony day
after day.
This decision on the part of sen
ators hitherto Indifferent haa been an
nounced since the return of tha Ken
tucky primaries came in and In that
may 11a some personal significance.
Senator Paynter was overwhelmingly
swamped by Ollie James for renomi
natlon in that primary election, admit
tedly because Senator Paynter was a
member of the original Lorimer white
wash committee. So It may ba the
handwriting on the wall that is con
vincing certain, senators that it would
be hazardous to repeat the feast of
Belshazzar.
It la a great thing sometimes to
bear from "home" on matters affect
ing one's personal fortunes if one hap
pens to be a representative of a sov
ereign people at the seat of govern
ment. The sovereign people, obvi
ously, have made up their minds a
long time ago on the Lorimer Question
and appear to be in no mood to ap
preciate the funny side of it If sen
ators have waited for the Kentucky
example to prick their consciences, It
reflects no special credit upon them,
but still It Is better late than never
In a case of this kind.
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Getting it Straight
Our old friend, Edgar Howard,
thinks The Bee has not read quite
aright, his demand that the author of
the Albert law be rewarded with a
place 6n the supreme bench because
of alleged threats by lawyers retained
to fight the law that no one not op
posed to It can expect to be elected a
supreme Judge this year. "To get It
straight,". Edgar comes clear over to
The Bee's proposition that the Judi
cial qualifications of the aspirant and
hia legal training and reputation for
integrity ahould be the determining
factors and not his known belief In or
opposition to any' particular law whose
validity may come up for adjudication.
But. Irrespective of anyone's candi
dacy, "The Omaha white-slavers must
not be permitted to pack the supreme
court with judges of their own choos
ing," so we are admonished. "Long
live the law."
That is exsctly our sentiment, too,
but really, Edgar, there is no call for
alarm so far as the supreme court Is
concerned, for an accommodating
Judge on our district bench here has
Just pulled all the fangs out of the
Albert law and relieved "the bene
ficiaries of the whlte-slavers" of all
fear of It This Judge has found the
place on which the test case was
brought to be a nuisance as defined by
the Albert law, but refuses to Impose
any penalties. All the Judge says the
law requires Is that the beneficiaries
cease doing business as a nuisance and
desist until they happen to be caught
again. The drastic' penalties of clos
ing the building for a' year and selling
off the furniture and fixtures under
court order, this accommodating Judge
suspends altogether. If arrested and
found guilty In tbe police eourt, the
keeper of a disorderly house would at
least be fined, but when convicted un
der the Albert law the only penalty
Is a promise to quit
Never bother, then, Edgar, about
the attitude of the supreme court on
the Albert law. The district court
judge who has tried the test case here
has already put the fixings to it
Which leads us to repeat what we
have often said, that with a competent
city law department there should be
no occasion for the various branches
of the city government like the Water
board and the school board to hire
separate and additional lawyers any
OMAHA, THUKSDAY, JULY
more than they should have separate
treasurers to hold tbe money.
A three-year contract to collect all
garbage at city expense and deliver It
free to the garbage contractor who
had previously volunteered and con
tracted to collect It at his own expense
looks like pretty shrewd business on
the part of the garbage man and pro
portionately poor business on the part
of the city council.
This Is not the "open" season on
Bryan oratory, as the Chicago teach
ers, enroute to the N. B. A. at San
Francisco, learned on their arrival in
Lincoln. They had wired ahead for
Mr. Bryan to make them a speech at
tbe train, but Mr. Bryan was at tbe
time In Iowa on one of his pay-as-you-enter
summer tours.
Why are the printed volumes of
Nebraska session laws always behind
time Ip making their appearance? Is
it possible that the compilers of stat
utes to be put on the market as a com
mercial venture have anything to do
with the delay In Issutng the publica
tion distributed free by the state?
i ijtt:
Omaha has never taken up the
home-coming week idea that has
worked out so successfully In other
cities. Omaha has enough former
Presidents still within the Influence of
the tie that binds to make a formida
ble exhibit if they can be rounded up
some day.
The Only One, an He's Dead.
Minneapolis Journal.
Senator Bailey's friends say that Wood
row 'Wilson la not a democrat. There waa
only on democrat, Pavid Bennett HJU,
and h la dead.
xprt In the Art of Graft.
Baltimore American.
Ten million dollars of graft alleged In tha
Mexican ministry show that shrewd aa
Americans ar supposed to ba In the gentle
art of helping oneself, out neighbor on tbe
border has ua beaten to a standstill
Aa Excellent Rule for Alt
Nw Tor World,
The railroad managers ar asking em
ployes to save a nickel a day each for the
company. It Is an excellent rule for aU
employe to follow for themselves. What
a flood of nickels would flow Into the sav
ings banks.
Iatelllareat Srlf-Intarcat.
Bprtngrleld Republican.
Over fifty of the leading railroad of the
country operated agricultural Instruction
ears and train during the fiscal year prior
to the on Just closed, and they expanded
6vr 190,000 on thla work. It 1 safe to
ay that even more road were active In
the same way during the last fiscal year
and that mora money wa spent. The rail
road companies are, of course, consulting
their own Interest In thla, but for all that,
It Is a benafloant work for the whole
country.
CTJMMDra AHD EEdPEOCITY. ,
St. Luls Qlobe-Uemocrat: Senator Cum
mins of Iowa turns, tin at tha laat In a
strong speech against tbe reciprocity pact
wnat wa tn matlar with the senator
laat year, then? He seemed at that time
to be wanting something like tbC
Philadelphia Record: It was cruel on tbe
part of Senator John Sharp William to
hark back to Governor Albert Saint rhim.
mine in order to humiliate Senator Albert
Baird Cummin by proving hi taoonsiit
ency. It 1 very human to say thing In a
corner on does not oar to make good in
tbe open.
Indianapolis News: Senator William did
well to remind lis all of the eloquent plea
for reciprocity made seven years ago by
the man who is now the leader of tha
opposition to It. For he thus showed the
hollownesa of the argument of Senator
Cummins, kbowed It more clearly than he
or any other man could have don in col
umn of talk.
Springfield (Mass.) Republican: Condi
tions have changed this 1 the explana
tion of Senator Cummin of Iowa why h
favored Canadian reciprocity in 1901 and
la fighting It now. H 1 wrong. Condi,
tlons ar substantially the same; it la Cum
mins who ha changed and tha circum
stances are likely to make the change
prove costly to him. Hi ambition for
leadership In a reformed republican party
haa been overreaching Itself. W shall
probably be doing him no injustice In say
ing that If President Taft had naralti i
acoeptlng the Payne-Aldrlch tariff revision
aa final lor the present, Mr. Cummins
would now be aa loud for Canadian reci
procity aa h waa seven year ago.
People Talked About
E..C.
BEMED1CT
On of the moat enthusiastic yachtsmen
1 Commodore Benedict of New York Ar.
do not wither nor custom aial his seal
lor lire on the billowy sea. The commo
dore and tha late President Cleveland war.
the closest of chums, and each reposed the
utmoat confidence tn the piscatorial ex
periences of the other. ,
William A. Vanantwerp, a physician of
Ut. Sterling, Ky., the engineer who con
structed the famous Cbattahoochl bridge
for General Sherman on the march to tha
sea, died In that place reoently from
Bright' disease.
The oldest weather sharp In New York
City, Dr. Daniel Draper, retired from his
Job on the 1st Instant, his TOth birth
day. Dr. Draper weather observatory
wa parched on tha old Central park ar
eanal. where ha mad minute records, but
aver prophesied.
Parting company with tha ancient molar
that natura provided him with haa had no
terrors for rrank Forbla of WaUston, a,
who is rounding out his ninetieth year. Ha
has lost but three teeth and tha missing
one) have bean replaced with false ones
adroitly snada by Forbes himself from well
BMStned hickory.
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an ass man1 iiii m
6, 1011.
Forty Years
Kdlterlal Coinmeat s4 Itesa.
lalavaaer am tha) Aaalvera
ary N amber ef Tha D.
A Credit ta Journalism.
Boston iVansoript.
Tha Omaha Bee has Juet celebrated the
fortieth anniversary- of Its founding by Is
suing a special number which contain the
usual article on that sublrct The Be
has occupied a prominent position In the
journalism of the United State because
of tha brilliance and pugnacity of It
founder. Edward Rosawater was a Bo
hemian who cam to this country when a
boy. and after serving aa military tele
grapher during the war went out west and
became the Western Union agent and As
sociated Press representative at' Omahar.
The Bee was established as a mar poster
paper to get through soma needed legis
lation on schools, but succeeded so well
that It became a parmahent fixture , In
Omaha Journallam. The founder died a
few year ago, but the paper haa been
continued In It successful way by his
sons, Victor and Charles, the on the edi
tor and tha other tbe bualnees manager.
The Bee has always , been a staunch up
holder of republican principles, opposed to
plutocracy on the on hand and popullsnf
on the other, and haa steered thla middle
course with dignity and a long Una of re
markable achievement. It continue to
ba conducted with good Judgment, taste
and enterprise and remain a credit to the
newspaper of the Tilted States.
Moaoment to the Founder.
(Springfield (Mass.) Republican.)
The Omaha (Neb.) Bee passed Its for
tieth birthday on tha lth. It wa estab
lished and successfully conducted for many
years by Kdward Roaewater, who cam to
this country from Bohemia and began his
business career In the west aa a telegraph
operator. The Bee was originally pub
lished as a small sheet for free distribu
tion, like a theater program, and from that
modest beginning It ha now grown to be
on of the strong and Influential paper
of the great Interior west. Edward Rise
water waa a man of character and Ideal,
and a hard, persistent fighter in good
causes, who made a deep Impression on the
politic and the soolal and industrial con
ditions of his section. The newspaper,
which I hi special monument. Is now
ably conducted by his two sons. Vlotor
Rosawater, the older, whoa year number
exactly those of th newspaper, as editor,
and Charles C. Rosewatar a general man
ager. They are hard worker, and Vlotor,
the editor, has bean welt equipped by hi
training and experlenoe for hi responsible
position, H 1 a keen writer and a man
of broad outlook, warm human sympathies
and abundant ambition. .
Independent, Faaurle, tlonorable.
Wausa (Wis.) Record-HrM.
The Omaha Bee has completed forty
year of servlc to the people of Omaha,
Nebraska, and the country at large. It
haa been a powerful Influence along right
lines, and its editors deserve hearty con
gratulation for their achievement. It
success ia another proof If proof there
neeed bethat It pay to run an Indepen
dent, fearless, dignified and honorable
newspaper.
WHAT MOBILISATION KSVEAE.BD
Notable HeeJth Condition Show la
the Tax CauaiB).
k Jndlanapoll Newa. '
Now that It U over, and thank to the
conservatism and steadfastness of Presi
dent Taft w were not embroiled In the
Mexican affair, it seem that the mobilisa
tion of the American army this spring was
a decided advantage, For the first Urn In
our history w have mobilised an army on
a war footing without the terrible tragedy
of death by disease spoiling an otherwise
good record. In the entire Spanlah-Amer-lean
war our losses were only K fallen In
battle, but nearly 1,000 war killed by bully
beef, bad camp condition and carelessness.
Dr. Frank W. Foxworthy of this city, who
was commissioned by the army as ona of
its reserve medical officials, haa been, on
order, making an Inspection of th camps.
He wa well qualified for this, having
served through th Spanish and Philippine
wars and tbe Boxer campaign in China as
a commissioned madical offloer. In a re
port, sent as a correspondent to th Journal
of the American Madical association, he
say In speaking of th San Antonio camp:
"Though an average of over 11,000 troop
have been encamped on th sam ground
for over three months, yet th sick report
la about one-half what it waa at their
horn station, of th eight death here
but two have been from diseases developed
bora In an xparieno With mili
tary camps extending back to 1894, thla I
th first large maneuver camp that I have
saen that can b called sanitary tn the
fullest sens of tbe word. Never in th his
tory of th world ha a military camp beau
so free from typhoid fever. There have
been only two case on a civilian team
ster and a mild caa ia a recruit. Both
were Incurred before reaching her."
Dr. Foxworthy attribute th wonderful
showing to several - oauaea which show
that, w ar beginning to learn how to
makwar lass terrible, for it death roll
haa always been greater from disease
than bullets. Th organisation ha been
perfect, th food good and wholesome.
Even file and mosquitoes have been ban
ished from th camp. Good water ha been
provided. Texas baa furnished th good
sunshine a wonderful disinfectant, which
wa available of course, tn th mobilisa
tion eampa that made our Spanish-American
war record so ghastly. But In Texas
th army ha shown it can us it. And
then, probably greater than all else, haa
Deen th inoculation against typhoid ever.
Th results have been marveloua, a in
dicated above.
0US PBESIDENTS.
Uf.
Waahlncton first be arranged th finance:
Than came John Adam who quarreled
.with Franoe.
Thomaa Jefferson third Louisiana ha
bought;
Fourth Madison, under whom Ensland was
foucht.
Jamea .Monro save tha dootrln and let
In Missouri.
Then Adams, who tariff aroused men to
fury.
Jackson, seventh, refused to th bank a
w iiibub iur vu ouria to panic a
martyr.
William Harrison died and by Tyler wa
followed.
Under r'olk all th troop lna bloody' war
wallowed.
Taylor eleventh, had trouble with slavery,
And Fillmore put- through th Clay com
A M J -ww .
promise uieveiy.
Then Fierce struggled through th Ne
braska division.
And Buchanan wa In for the Dred Scott
decision.
Great Uncoln wa wis In th time ef de
pression, When aouthern atates fought for th right
of secession.
Andrew Johiiaon came nest waa lnv
peached and aoqulttad.
Ulysses 8. Grant for two term seemed
fitted.
Hayea followed, then Garfield, whom Ar
thur suooeeded.
Then Cleveland, who con areas by veto Im
peded, e
Harrison term gave the tariff a aendup,
And Cleveland again held th democrats
nd up. I
MoKlnley waged war with th poor Spanish
nation.
And Kooaevelt came and upheld arbitration,
Willi ru Taft haa tbe chair uui.il 14 U.
And wb then will follow remain to ba
SMILDTQ REMARKS.
"Prof. McMuddle Is verv Invanlnua In
twisting things around to Illustrate hia
theories. It ha not?"
"Yes, I believe he proposes to take th
tart oi tne champagne troubles In Franco
nearly overturning the government, to Il
lustrate tha curse of drink." Haltlmore
American.
A swollen fortune," said the energetln,
but crude reformer, "la a bad as a pore
finirer on the bodv politic."
"Ves." replied Mr. Orowcher, "and like a
sora rlngur, the oftener you hit It the more
It aeetna to swell." Washington Star.
"Last time I saw you, Mtlllken. you war
the most cantankerous reformer In the
country. Ptlll on thnt lav?"
"No; Tv reformed." Chicago Tribune.
"Tea. Phaker used to be a small druggist
and poor as poverty, but now he's manu
facturing and selling a sur cure," said
Town.
"A sur cure for whatT" asked Browne.
'"Why, a ,ure cure for Ms poverty. I
guess that's about all'-Othollo Standard
and Time.
Mrs. Nuwed Mary, for dinner I think
we'll have boiled mutton with caper sauce.
Ar there any papers In the house T
Jiary No, ma'am.
Mrs. Nuwed Then go out In th garden
nd cut some. Harvard Lampoon.
Mr. Henpeck Ar you th man who gave
my wife a lot of Impudence?
Mr. Scraper I reckon 1 am.
Mr. Henpeck Shake. You're a hero.
Pathflndar. "Th capitalist your aviator friend waa
talking to you about his Invention for a
regular passenger air line, hurt th Inven
tor feeling very much."
"How oT"
"When the Inventor wa moat anthusl
sstlc about the great thing he expected to
do, the capitalist told him to out out the
pip dream and com down to earth."
Baltimore American.
KEEP COOL
The wise business man (does not get over
heated in hot weather. He uses the long distance
Bell Telephone and avoids long, tiresome trips on
the train.
You need not rush through the broiling streets
and ride on trains when the thermometer is
around the century mark. You can sit in your of
fice and use the telephone.
A Bell Telephone is a necessity in every season.
t saves time and long tiresome trips, and does
your work with as much satisfaction as you could
by a personal visit.
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Here lies a man who surrounded himself with men
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manufacturer, att trying to make KMnething you want Do you use
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