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The BEE& Junior JBzrhdiySook
' Told by the Troubled Tourist
THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY. JULY . 1911.
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Tou U a otloe, Tra not wearing diamonds
U . " .a . u . .1 ruublcd Tourist as he
met Ms friend in th lobby of the botel
nd prepared for ft day's sight-seeing.
Just seen an announcement that
Amrrium are cutting their bill for lux
Tsrles -and are aborning, themselves with
f ewar diamond by 7,0Q0,M worth than
they were wearing last year.
"Of coarse my snare- of the 17.TO0.00P
worth of eronomy la email, being repre
sented bya half carat oae that I wear-on
toy WLle finger, but I've got to be in the
swim." Any Sod y taking a look kit ma now
and hbt seeing any diamonds will say:
" There he la! ' There' one of the fellers
that's helping to save 17.000,000 Worth of
diamonds."' . " ' ' ' " ' ' ' " '
TJiv a man 'loma distinction to ' be
Sielrtril out that' It ought to help us
; In our travels around the city.
"In'.crcr to economise still, farther I
have the half, carat' on at an establish
ment where .they will, cars for It. at a
merely nominal, charge.. until I get, ready
to wear It again. X also noticed by the
sum statement that Americans had cut
their Imported champagne bill in two, m I
didn't order any for breakfast tfald morning.
I wort't 'order any tor lunch, either, as it
doesn't go well with stew.
This .la my 'first attempt to be fashion
able and economise on champagne and
diamonds., and lust at present I'm not
mentioning It at home. . . .
"I don't want to get stung, like my friend
Brown.. .Brawn, got bitten by tb's fash
lonabla economical bug, too, .only be made
the anlateke of announcing It. at home
where ha was bossed by an extravagant
Will." ,- ...
We .will .economise, said. Brown to
ar. B., and we'll begin, on diamonds and .
ehampagnet Attar that we'll tackle tha
hats and- go.wss.' . .
-'AH right,-dctvr,' said Mm. R, appear-,
lag, much t his surprise, to be in an
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economical mood, "We'll begin at once.
"Brown didn't feel comfortable In his
mind, though. It was too easy and didn't
look natural.
"He went on his way, however, and cut
out champagne at the club, and every
time be. got hungry for a few diamonds
ha -patiently overcame the appetite until
he was strong again. At last the blow
felL He' came home to dinner as usual
and was greeted .with tha usual tender
ness by Mrs. Brown, who said:
"'And what do you think, dearie? I've
begun to economise on diamonds already.
Today at tha Jeweler's I saw two per
fectly lovely sunbursts, one MOO and tha
other $275,' so I economised by ordering
tha cheaper, and I thought we could take
some of the money wa beared by tha dll
ference and have a little champagne supper
attar tha theater tonight.""
(Copyright,' fill, by the N.'Y. Herald Co.)
Fair Women of the White House
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LeO. a widower In tha White House In
September, l&ii. John . Tyler , waited for
nearly Jtwd years before ha married for the
second time. ...ThaJady, who was brought
as a- bride to tha White House- in June,
JSH. was Julia Gardiner, a descendant of
tfte' "-Gardlnere who, , gave their aanje ta
Gardiner's Island near tha eastern . end , of.
Long Islands She was bora on , Gardiner's
Islsnd en May A. 1S30. .... - " ,r '
isa Gardiner wa educated In New York
it an after, her graduaUon spent ssv-
aral months In European travel in com
pany with her father. Upon their return
father and daughter visited Wubjngftan
the winter of-IStS-44,. where they met tha
distinguished people In the . puhllo Ufa of
the time. .. ,' " " ." :' ' .
Mr Gardiner and. his daughter were the
guests of 'the ' president fn a ' lafgVparty
whlctj went down' tha .ri ver' to Alexandria,
on. ha kleanier Princeton, " The' accidental
explosion of e'rf cm board this 'ship' re
sulted in the1 tr'aglo 'death of Mr. Gardiner.
Thebody wae taken to the White House.
In 'this way Miss Gardiner was tHrowrf In
the society; of the president In an unusual
way and awakened keen' Interest In iha
chief1 executive. ' " ".. . ' ", ' '. " "
Early the next' lu'mmr President Tyler
cams to 'New Tork on a mysterious errand
caused ' triucb. comment and , specula-
when, on luna 36, tha president
and Miss Gardiner were married by Bishop
Onderdonck la the ' Church of tha Ascen-
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wsraisT mumvm mm i
latSMjnu ail
sbn '1n tha' "presence of few lnUmati
trlenfls. - '' - ; -
JThis tnartikga of youth and age proved to
ba a happy bna. For the remaining eight
months1 of . the presldenfs administration
the . young bride presided " at tha Whit
Housa ' lth ' great "tacC ' Her ' receptions
were noted for their thing-led simplicity and
refinement Her last public function was a
birthday ban given on February H, 1MB.
lira. Tyler then retired with her husband
to his Virginia home. Tha former president
died In 1861 After the erra war his widow
resided on Btaten Island, New Tork, and
later In Richmond, Va., Whereshe died on
July . 188. - "
(Copyright. 1911. by tha It. T. Herald Co.1
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Loretta's Looking Glass-Held Up to Girl Who Destroys Chivalry
-V T"ou Want to1 Stay ToungT la tha
tlu of an article In Hampton'p magaiine
wrltea ,hy Dr. Woods Hutchinson In which
taauaoted medlcai authority declarea, that
their time. If you want your child to reach
a healthy, happy, uncrippled old ago.
guard his cradle and - his nursery with
jealous care against tha demons of tha
th.onlypaln,apenaltieaololdawthL.Evea j, iMtaK ot tha 'old
I nology
War
aim to. be draasd.. ara those brought upon
us wy our- A 'Individual misfortunes or.
bur follies. Then ha declares: 1
Thar La na way .of nreventins: .old age
Itself. ;sava. by tha rather herolo remedy
of tdytngy. early wiilch la - scarcely worth
while for this purpose- alone. It , la per
f actly-poasUile. however to prevent, most
of tha iUmtution ..and .cripplings, which
alona make old age to ba . dreaded, by- tha
eaerctse of our Intelligence and our d-termsoa-tlon.;
Many,- it not-.most, of tha
changes we associate with aca, which we
have la.jmlndwhen wa think of growing
old, which ba our pompoustechnlcal termi
nology wa allude to as "senile degen
erations," are the result of Infectious dls-
-ik-i and bA Tirrlnlo haMta- .
For tauitanca ramota at first sight as
tha connection may seem, binding together
with one' link our first ' and' our second
childhood, many of tha disabilities of old
age (Ufa tha( reaulta af those ..lightly re
garded and . .'almost '. despised infections
called ''children's diseases"' and ""com
mon colds.' - It 'asms Jodicraus to- think
of a grandfather who has not fully re
covered from, the measles or of a grand
mother who '.la still, suffering . from . the
ffeejteHOf whooping eough. but such long
delayed Jameses as these, are of painfully
fraxruent occurranoa, . . t
A .healthy first childhood la the best as
suranoe of a happy second one. . If you are
only , sufficiently, . unfortunate In your
environment to early childhood and youth,
you, may. have a. full, group, of senile
symptoms and. 'die . of ,cld aga at V ,A
large percentage 6f tha mass of humanity,
f"ta nw and women, do so dls, old before
man's senses the failure of his hearing,
the dimming of hit eyesight is due, nine
times out 'of ten, to ailments of childhood.
Three-quarters it ths cripplings of ths
old man. or women,, which chain them to
their chairs or make their old bones a
torture to them half the night long, are
not due to any normal or necessary process
connected with advancing years, , but to
some form of rheumatism which is almost
Invariably an Infection or the result of
some, form of infectious disease. If you
have the rood fortune or the food -management
. to avoid tonsllltls, inQuensa,
pneumonia, typhoid 'fever, . pus .infections
and venereal diseases, you have avoided
three-quarters of your risks of stiffened
limbs and swollen' Joints in your declining
years to say nothing of paralysis, heart
disease, Bright'a disease, cirrhosis ot the
liver, and arteriosclerosis in adult Ufa and
middle age. ....
Of course,. as yet It Is not within human
power to avoid all or even a majority of
these maladies and misfortunes,., but it is
becoming , more and more nearly so every,
day. The fewer you have of them the
better your chances 'for escaping these
later cripplings and degeneration. Every
Infectious disease that you can cross off
your vital slats means five more chances
on the scale of ItiO for a nappy and com
fortable old ag-a. '
The siege of Jerusalem was begun by the
Crusaders on June ,.,.10M. They Invaded
the city on July U following.
Saying well causes a laugh; doing wall
produces silence.
It may it will i aosm to one whose finer'
nature .Is' so noticeable for Its absence that
a long Journey around Robin Hood's barn
leads to you as tbe destroyer of chivalry.
But you cannot hide. Cringe as you will
behind the door, brason your discovery as
you may; with the pitchfork of 7r words,
you are the culprit!
With your mother and a suitcase which
your mother carried you entered tbe
crowded car. A fat man, whose sise and
general structure gave evidence to tbe fact
that be liked to-ait down, got up.. It was
his chivalry that literally derrlcked his JOO
ease-loving pounds out of his seat. It
pulled him light up, and it pulled off his
hat as ha turned to you and to your
mother. ...
And you sat down.
Tour mother and the suitcase stood -4 n
the aisle. And you were smiling ana
smirking a "Thank yon" which said, as
plainly as words, that you know your
youth and good looks bad prompted the
courtesy. .
The look on the fat man's face was one
that contorted his comfortable features to
unaccustomed severity. His seat was Just
as certainly an offering on the' altar ot
chivalry aa any flower or gift ever was a
tribute at a shrine. But It had been laid
at the feet ot an animal Instead ot a god
dess, Tou got It. j.
Tour mother oh, yes! she was partly to
blame, for she had allowed you to become
what you are stood there In the Aisle
clutching at a strap; and a slow flush
mounted her pale face.
Tou were dressed in very neat and stylish
fashion for traveling. It was easy to see !
that she had put on "any old thing" In
the brief space of time aha had allowed
from her services to you to gst herself
ready. And. apparently, she had coma with
you to carry your suitcase.
' The passengers looked from you to her.
They decently sought for an excuse before
they condemned you. But they found none.
Tou were plumb, rosy, self-satisfied. 8he
was pale, nervous and embarrassed. '
Not the fat anaa alone, but the other men
about had queer, wordlike tncltions flash
woundfully through their minds. What
was ths use of being chivalrous to a sax
that so outrageously abused the courtesy?
The fat man reflected on his folly. The
satiafactioa of being true to the goddess
was utterly spoiled by your profanation of
bis act. Tou disgusted him and the other
men!
Chivalry Is Just what you make it. Bo
is marriage and ths other good things.
And, at that moment, the body of ths
beautiful Idea lay bleeding, painfully
wounded by one who ought to guard it.
At that very moment you were probably
anticipating a visit where you would meet
new men,
In your heart you hoped that you might
find he one" waiting for .you. Tet, like
a short-sighted animal, you grabbed the
seat and never realised that you were de
stroying , the chivalry which Is necessary
to your happiness as a woman and Insult
ing the motherhood which will one day be
your own experience. Haven't you any
sense? Can't you see that you are pulling
the props from under your own bouse?
There's a sequel 'to this story, thank
goodness! - Tou had enjoyed your seat
good long five minutes long enougo to
have waked to your lack of common
courtesy If you had not been lulled by your
engrossing self-approval, when a lady rose
and gave her seat to your mohter.
And the fat man said "Thanks" to bar.
And you wondered why. I'll tell you. He
was so grateful to find that all females
were not horrid, little, grabbing, smirking.
mother-Insulting, chivalry-killing creat
ures! ,-
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AUCE IUWK1NBON.
14 Chicago Street.
Year.
...1895
...102
, ...18rt
. . .101
, .. .18J
. . .1895
Name and Adcires. ' School.
Marguerite Butt, I12S Corby St. High
Edna Brady, 3119 Leavenworth St. Mason . .
Norma Bertram, J 408 Be ward St Long
George Benolken, 121 South Twenty-ninth St. . . . . Farnam
Frank Chapek, 1814 Martha St. Lincoln .
Ellxabeth Crawford, 2821 North Nineteenth St High
Marie Conatantine. 2509 Corby St..
George Doll, 3101 Miami St. ...... .
Orrln Ehlera, 702 Bancroft St. .... .
Roth Elinberg, 2007 Decatur St. . . .
Erelyn E. East, 3415 Cuming St Webster .1897
Fanny Fiedler, 1839 North Twenty-fourth St Long . .1896
Carolyn V. Flcken, 1017 North Thirty-third St Franklin 1904
Dorothy Graff, 844 Park Are Park 1898
Marie Golden, 1111 Arbor St: ....Bancroft ...1898
Mary Goodland, 2140 South Thirty-fourth St High .......... .1896
. Howard Kennedy.
. Sacred Heart.. ...
. Bancroft
.Long
.1905
.1897
1905
1905 ,
LeRay Goldsmith, 2618 North Nineteenth St. ..... . .-Lake
Ethel Greenberg, 1464 South Thirteenth St Comenlus
Hope Elizabeth Hutton, 2610 South Thirty-second St. Windsor
William Lee Hill, 2577 Pierce St High
Winona Horrlgan, 2035 Maple St ....-Lake .
Alice Hawkinson, 2514 Chicago St Central
Gladys C. Isom, 4236 Lake St. Long
Esther Kaplan, 2318 Charlea St. ..... High
.1899
.1903
.1397
...1891
...1902
...1903
,1900
. ...1894
Edith M. Kellner, 4202 South Fifth St Edw. Rosewater. ..1902
Audrey Kllgore, 4535 North Thirty-ninth St. ... Central Park 1904
Margaret Ludwlg, 2407 North Twenty-second St.... Lake 1896
Walter E. Moss, Fifty-first and Spring Sts. Beals 1903
Gertrude Miller, 2761 South Twelfth St St. Joseph 1899
Otto Munch, 1619 Center St St. Joseph
Franklin Maldlnado, 2126 Ames Ave Saratoga .
Patricia McAndrews, 8349 South Nineteenth St.... High
Eaton Mason, 2015 Hard St
William Miller, 3648 Curtis Ave
Ethel Petersen, 1817 North Twenty-first St..
, . . Kellom
' . . Central
. . Kellom
Park
1900
1904
1693
1896
1902
1902
William R. Perry, 4502 Parker St Walnut Hill 1900
Lotbrop .
Lotbrop ,
Long . . .
. Lothrop .
. Saunders
.Central .
.1905
1897
. 1901
1900
.....1903
, 1903
Victor C. Peterson, 2406 North Twenty-eighth Are.
MamlPatterson, 2623 Binney St
Henry RobeL 1612 North Twenty-sixth St
Harry Rorapaugh, 2602 Bristol St...
Mary J. Robbins, 135 North Thirty-eighth Are. ....
War M. Rex, 2469 Harney St
Anton Swoboda, 1907 South Eighth St .......Train 1905
Helen M. Swift, 3220 North Twenty-sixth St. ...... .Sacred Heart. ... ,1899
Lydia A, Schmoker, 1919 South Twelfth St. .Lincoln ......... 1897
Era StulL 610 North Twentieth St. .....Cass ........... .1902
Glen Salmon, 1519 Lothrop St. ................ . Lothrop .1904
Earl Tbomwa, 1625 North Twenty-first St. Kellom .1904
Alta Toblnson, 6118 North Thirty-seventh St. ...... Central Park 1902
Annie Vagner, 1809 South Second St.i Train 1903
Casper Wagner, 1711 Mason St Leaf, en worth .....1897
Carita Wilson, Merrlam Hotel Central ......... .1900
Halt to the White Plague
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Tips to Boldfaces
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Ancient Egyptian kings and dignitaries
were devoid of beards.
Diogenes was accustomed to ask tbe
shaved Greeks whether they repented of
their manhood.
...... .
"Thou Shalt not mar ths corners of thy
beard," was the Injunction of Moses to ths
children of Israel. -
Men of ancient India, Persia and Assyria
allowed their beards to grow, as the custom
was ssteemed a symbol of dignity and wisdom.
Royal personages lh the olden days were
In tbe .habit of weaving: gold with ths
beard or ornamenting It with tags of that
precious metal. . ;
Oriental people-are accustomed to swear
by their beards, and are unable to con
ceive' of a great man without this magnifi
cent attribute.
Peter the Great of Russia levied a tax
on beards. Finding that his subjects were
disposed to keep their beards at any ex
pense of money, he ordered all those he
found bearded to have the hair plucked
out with pincers or shaved with a blunt
raxor. - Russia then became a. beardless
nation.
Polyglot Proverbs
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The fox is called a robber by tbe wolf.
Lanterns are of no use to the blind.
When
sway.
vice-prevails impious men bold
Vows made In storms are forgotten la
calms.
From
spring.
wins what sudden friendships
Children
tongues.
have wide ears and long
One fact is worth more than a thousand
theories.
. Eagles
gather.
fly alone,, but sheep flock to-
IteiBlalseeat.
"What did your wife say when you cot
home the other night V
"Not' a word. 8 he just sat down at the
piano and played "Tell Me the Old. Old
Story." New Tork Evening Mall.
Linen breechee were worn by men In
1491 b. C. They also at that period wore
embroidered coats, besides bonnets "'for
glory and for beauty."
Tha peptonised iodine "cure" for con
sumption, which was announced by Dra.
Bernhelm and Bsendeff y at the recent
International tuberculosis eonferenc In
Paris, is attracting much attention in
Europe and to tbe . many cases originally
announced more "cures" have been added
by Dr. Bernhelm. Among them is that of
tbe wife of a Paris banker who bad been
sent to the hospital of La Motte Beurron
with tubercular laryngitis and both lungs
attacked and sputa full of bacilli. Every
attempt to swallow brought on such vio
lent fits of coughing that the doctor in
charge decided on tracheotomy. On the
advice of Dr. Bernhelm, however, a trial
was mala ol tbe new treatment. At the
ad of a ontl her voice has returned, all
the ulcerations of tbe larynx are healed,
and she has gained nine pounds In weight.
Another case win that of a man of tl who
was admitted, with severe cough and blood
setting and forty degrees of fever. On
the t wen ty-se vert. h day, when the report
was made, both- cough and haemoptysis
had disappeared, and be had gained seven
pounds.
Tbs doctor nays there has been some
misunderstanding as to the action of his
menthol-locUibe-radlum treatment on ad
vanced else if the Impression left was
tloat it could not be employed la such cases.
There were patients for whom there was
ne hope and whose vital forces were not
sufficient to sustain tbe Cght for life, and
he would not encourage these to hope for
a cure. It was, however, only necessary to
glance through the seventy-five cases noted
In hia - report to see that very advanced
stages of tbe disease had been arrested and
occasionally cured, and there were noted
with all clinical details, both cured and
uncured.
Dr. Bernhelm rannot understand what he
terms ths quibble over the composition of
Dr. Ssendetfy's solution. Psptonlsed Iodine
was a pepton albuminate of Iodine, and
any person who quarreled with the name
given to it had only to analyse the drug
and resolve It rnto Its elements. No dis
cussion, however, would change the char
acter of the composition or Its effects, and
it was strange that anybody should assert
that, in theory, a chemist has not made a
drug answering to the name he gave It
when the. drug existed to be (tested.
Dr. Bernhelm said that hs and his col
league. Dr. Dieupart. . did not draw up
their observations for the public, but only
for the learned societies to which they sub
mitted them. Russian, German and Aus
trian doctors have now been experimenting
for two or three years with Dr. Ssendetfy's
treatment. When Dr. Bernhelm read Dr.
Ssendetfy's reports hs and ten other physi
cians, all of them men of established repu
tation In charge of hospitals and sanatoria,
had devoted a year to testing the treat
ment, and he had embodied the result In a
report which had been sent to the leading
medical societies of all the countries of
Bui-ope. He did not understand how any
conscientious and serious doctor could
casually throw doubt on the results ob
tained by ten different medical men of
highest and best merited reputation. In
dianapolis News.
Two Seel Cases.
"We got some sad oases." said the at
tendant at the Balmy Lunatio Asylum- to
the Interested visitor and opened the
door of the first cell.
Inslds was a man sitting on a three
legged stool, gaxlng vacantly at the wall.
"His Is an unhappy story," said the
attendant "He was In love with a girl,
but she married another man,' and he
lost his reason from grief."
They stole out softly, closing the door
behind them, and proceeded ' to the next
inmate.
This cell was thickly padded, and tha
man within was stark, staring mad. -
"Who Is this?" Inquired the visitor.
"ThatT" repeated the attendant. "This
is tbe other man!' Phlladephla Inquirer.
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