Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, July 04, 1911, Page 11, Image 11
Tim BEE; OMAHA. TUKSDAY, JtTLY 4. 1311. azirp p)a Told ly the TrouHcd Timist The BEES cliuniy Book This is fhe Day We mm 3nsjas & ewtffhwthi 4Mte ax YarffesJChi tw MIsw ' anient That Um4 tita wWtfa mVBmt awut tnr Jnttf attar a 1mm tmiiilfjp (Hips wessm.'" toibW Or TjwMhI SmM'ai t cMbfltr amstedexa Mi Celebrate - . "nasi Snag ten AraTV t-ns Oast hens; a: It an the tweaty-Cre-www to fee paid rtgaJ aasd aw hadtadtaa mN bsasa Uirrt aaat ffcadr ALT rUfcaa; aa4 t Use fatts Ha ri lit 3 T. to tfcas 1M starr. the bm laif Jo eajslaiil a tww a ansa, sartnc BaL oC Fwd Ha U say whag the) feed VIII waa. . atam breauaat with Just whether It wa for a fa Th aJr. Pa oaa remember bow that I awar at that I didn't par for was a haaa and eggs at raUlraad 'In east wort a good many years Wa esxapped torn minutoa for rvftpaah Baaata at a water tank, station, that had a wrar a. window leailiin : AXX. JCXKTJS QF KOOa. Wheat tha trata asjuipped a husky man wita a Barilla haeta and a fi ued aproa earn tha-atatJom beatms. oa a tin pan I T mifl say w V t wtwthar it m a slali , fLmOmm amd haar. ar V " "f ttemefht Sraaa tha alga ha waa a nat r"Bat said, a faUoar who aat aeroaavJthe aW ftaaa nan, Trot that tons meaaa grub saae ear eawt. Coma ao.' .rr nd 1 rvw4 r 'm We wtHr feaaa oa tha aide, and my friend I liiaa Ota alala preferred 'am scrambled.- la, of retnutaa ar as tha lanch a. dlah la Croat at warn with a van-arnd agar, and a ehirak saw-ass It... I waan't wash lnqwasaed taa aopaaraooa of tha an. bat UU "WE STOPPW TEV WTN7JTK3 FOR RB- It while ha ast tha scrambta bafttra my frtead. fr Wow trTelr got a war with his dish ta a horrr and tha lunch man, aara: "Two dollar plaaavr -Wa both atartad to hollw at mm, bat tha lunch maa had raachd uadr tha counter and brought up a cub foot' and a half 'on. "Coma aerosar Bars ha.. TOt ttiemi um ers flnst. hut It Was Mh a -saomd in two f lft. aad whUa awy n hiatfac away 1 Jut wi at Oa aareKt -RlKdJiar Uratajt th mo, t wamtrd tia trt tha tJav aarwaw. I 3iJa tha jrisaJArai f tfaa lait ar a it pnliad nt nd left my -trtf n t aia w tha kk. I mam-ma I ooisM ta wt fcr and remit C taasasClpa ju afiur, bat I draft knot witDmi B ami It to. Cknsi4cht, S0. T tha X. T- HcraU OaJ Fair Women of the White House 1 IatlUa ChriotUa Trior, wlfa of tha tenth I J praaldant. John Tylar, waa born In Cadar. Orara, In Virginia, on tha ltth of Novera- tmr, OMl Bba dld in tha WMto Houaa, dur ln bar husband' administration, on tha MUk al Saptamber, 1SU. ...... - Bba . waa tha daughter of Robert Chris tian, a. Virginia planter and a roan of im portance politically and socially. 8ha waa ' a charnlna;- young .woman In . her. early twenties when ah;-waa wedded to John Tyler, a rising young lawyer, the eon- of ernor Tyler of Virginia, on the 29th of ritfota, J813, her buiand's birthday. The -roung -people began .thai,' -married Ufa lnGhnrlea City county,, un a. part of Green wty, the estate of the elder Tyler. Th young- bridegroom was fond of tnuslo end petetr, and Mr v Tyler Inspired a serle of sonnett from the' pe.. of her bus ' band. " I ::- .' . Mrs. Tjtjer was a Cery sweet and amiable . women -who rather shunned publicity. On ,tha detKv6f prrdent Harrison one month' after 'his' Inauguration, John Tj;ler, vice ITosldent, assumed tha position, and lira. ' TyKr, proceeded. AltH him' to the White HousaV.ifer . health was delicate, however, and she rarely appeared at public functions." Her, daughter-in-law, Mrs. Robert Tyler, described! ber.:.aftfieranoe -t the marrlave V of her, 4Wrd tdaughter, Eilsabeth. In the J Whlta'HOuse', on 'the Slat of January, 1812. " r Our dear mother was downatalra," writes I StV-yRobert Tyler, "on this occasion for I therst time In so large a circle since sh has been in Washington. Bhe gained' by OA ft V ' nan' IfVK ey ' ; fWMAT fi)YIrOK ii I- Tm i. 1 1 '-mwii ai i tn ' IlMaawi comparison with, all the fine ladles around her. I felt proud of her In her perfectly faultless yet.atentatlous dress, her face Bhaded ' by' the soft. . fine . lace of her cap. receiving In her sweet, gentle, self-possessed manner all the Important people who were led up and presented to her. Bhe was. far more .attractive ;to tno In her.. Appearance than any .'other lady in the room,' and sucb I believe was the general Impression." It -was Mrs. Robert : Tyler who usually officiated for her mother-in-law. She was the daughter" 'of Thomas Cooper, the emi nent tragedian. Her mother was the daugh-tor-of Major Falrlee. a distinguished officer lit the-revolutionary war. (Copyright, I9U,' by the N. T. Herald Cb3 ka s -"Toast'HiLtheTank i Loretta's Looking Glass-Held Up to the Girl Who Pokes Toast and toasters wer old stories In Shakespeare's times. We have frequent references to both In his plays.. The cooks of the day must have made a better variety of tbaat than t.la average American cook turn out, for the custom of putting a bit In the bottom of the tankard before pour ing the liquor was established. From a number of the fashionable Tatler, bearing data June 4. 170V'-w learn' the origin of tha terra "toast,", as applied' to a relgnjng belle or, mora widely, to a senti ment uttered by tha " one offering the "toast" to be drunk. Wa use the phrase so nVturally now that wa never bethink us of tha origin. Two hundred years ago the Tatfer thought It necessary to explain to readVs that the "allusion waa to the usage of le times of drinking with a toast In theHwttom of the glass." How many, even of the acholars who offer them at class-day anniversaries, know hey are "toastaT" J What reader of Kngllsh poetry does not recall tha awing and tha ring of "Tha Three Troopere": In each of tha cups they dropped a crust And stared at the guvsta lih a frown; Tbea drew their swords and roared for a ,, toast . , "God send this Crum-well down!" Crust" and "orumb" stand for the toast without which posset, ate and sack . .. J would not be quite to the Boston's tan. The bit of toasted bread in the bottom of tankard or wine glass must have been thin 'and deftcately' crisp, or It would have con verted aack and wine Into pap. It Is not fun that you poYe. What a blessing If there were soma fun about your performance. ,. But there is nothing but Irritation and exasperation to be extracted. For you poke yourself. You are the girl who Is always mooning along a crowded railway platform when a man whose last cent will bo nkhi ,,n h- j his business enemies If be does not arrive j in time to feed them something else. Is try i ing to catch the outgoing train. He en . countera you, dawdling toward the en trance or meandering toward your car. He leapa wldly from aide to side, and you wobble and weave in your aimless, vacil lating progreaa till ho ta ready to beat you down and. walk over you. Of course, a Points that Stick. It's all rltiht to have one-sided views If you only look on , the' bright side. It la naturally the straight and narrow path for those who are paying for the new pavement. Wa ones heard of a"" woman who could talk, but would not. Wa have also beard other curious things. , '.' "-. Every man believes that ha is a 'born leader, but the majority are unable to find a procession to head. Even a modest girl has been, known to engage In a flirtation for the purpose of making some other girl miserable. Chicago News. Vp-ta-Uate Speeches. "The dialogue sounds Ilka, modern, snappy stuff," said the man who was-standing in the theater lobby, "but (he plot la a little vague." "That Isn't a rehearsal you are listening to," replied the manager. "That's a parrot that my wife made me bring down town because its languuxe was too strong for the house." Washington Star. Otto's Auto and Other Bits of Poetry i OTTO'g AUTO. Toting Otto bought an auto, which he . ought to not have done Till ie had studied fully how an auto ought . to run; But Otto dlqjn't do It, so ha had himself to thank- Thai when Otto cranked the auto, why young Ott was tha cratik. Fori Otto left the auto with the lever pushed to "go," Whpo he ought to have reversed It, with -the power shut off. you know; So When Otto cranked the auto, the auto .gave a lamp Ana landed otto aprawling, with an auto- . malic thump. But. Otto grabbed the auto as the auto tauioea.uy, .' B Otto and the auto adown the street oia nyj at a speed that auto the luckless Otto I - .wniriea . rXAke an automatic autocrat who thinks be -.owns tbe world. While the auto-hating public stood and watched the auto rash Till tit rail aaatnvt a lamp post wtth a most - terriflo crash! Then they sadly laid poor Otto, who had loot hla aoto seat. - Where the autos erase from troubling and .-. the OltJ are at reat. soston uiooa. J MODERN NATURE iRir 'a write of the wonders of Nature tm now mi ai-cepiaoia aodga: Ta trace the Nannook'a nomenclature. And Ifirn uhd,. t - i t . To set forth the habits of rabbits, ', To sum up the porcupine a spines. To mention the uses of inooses and gooses And tell how the ocelot dines. To trach ua to know the gorilla. And how to tell llamas from lambs: About what to chin. the chinchilla. And hfkW ht.Ml.fn ,nt.M.ln ..I. . 1 P"t us on pigeons and widgeons, na to ten now to make beavera beave. Or how to inveigle an eagle or beagle His highest and best to achieve To atate all the traits of the wombat; To show why the koulan and vole Are always engag-rd In a combat These stories 1 swallow down whole. ' But. still, with two questions I wrangle. And help will not come at may call: n hy an angleworm hasn't an angle - And a monKon Is no goose at all! Carolyn Wells In Harper's Weekly. ( NO ESC APS. Once a very nervous chap' To cross the street did try. An auto handed hun a Uu - . And aeni him to the sky. ." i ; J And ere he could descend again ne koi an awful whack; - BotnebodV w hissing aeroplane Just tapped hun on the bai-k. He shot down to the river below, He tried to keep afloat, , Alas, he fell a victim to puffing motor boat! New York Telegram.- r Nubs of Knowledge J To practls - hyonoillBm fa fliUer.i in tai - - - ew- glum. . An ordinary piano contains a mil. piano wire. Sugar Is found more or leas In all vv. table substances. . The ropes for. a flrstJclaaa minif.n. cost about $15,000. In Persia the man who laua-ha la Ann. stdered effeminate, but free license la given to female merriment. A single cocoon of the ordinary silkworm will, frequently give a double thread 1,100 feet In length. From a commercial point of view man Is composed of thirteen elements, of which five sre gases and eight are solids. . Socialism was first referred to In the year 8S.. Original work on the subject was - published In 1516 and waa entitled "Utopia." ' DoHore assert that baked Dotatoa more nutritious than those cooked in an other way and that fried ones are tha moat difficult to digest. respect for himself and you and tha law prevents; but nothing prevents his Ireful rebellion against your poking from en wrapping you In an eura of awfulness. It's really a pity he does not say the things ha thinks and feels as he misses bis train by a bare foot or two and contemplates your responsibility for the loss of his money. Tou ought really to have to pay damages. And you are the girl who pokea along when a nice man aska you- to go for a walk. Tou lop and flop and laxe till be la ready to fly from you. Nothing Is quite so trying to a walker's patience as a com panion who dangles about two feet In the rear. Tou always do It And you get to oe a drag on a man s mind as well as his steps. The strain could hardly be worse If you seised him by tha coattails and sledded along behind him. He has the sensation of pulling you with him by main force. You are also tbe girl who moves at snail's pace along a thoroughfare where othera are hurrying On tha rapid stream of the quick-pacing populace you move like a heavy log. Into , you the woman with an - encasement at the de partment atora bumps. Eha has to apolo gue, it lanes time. But aha doea not mind that so much as she does the dis quieting consciousness that you think be cause you have no business to attend to that na one else has.. The polioeman. , worried by the resoon- slblllty of directing tha traffic, ahovea you gently In the back to get you to locdmote at a pace which will permit the atrln of street cars and automobiles to get ahead. xou never seem to realize that anybody has to gat anywhere quickly. You adant the time schedule of tha universe to your poky preferences. And there's certain to be this about you. you ara as alow, as weakly-wobbling in your ideas as you ara In your walking. Do you know that its one of the algns of mental deficiency not to be able to put your feet down firmly and operate your legs quickly and with precision. Yes, it la And you have never appreciated the fact that you are not as quick In mind as you might be. But you can count on It that othera have. Maybe I ara not fully informed, but I anow oi only one time when a girl can afford to poke. That la on a secluded path when the moonlight filters In silver ara besques on the ground. Every tiny leaf casts the ghosts of Its own tender shadow down. And tha man beside you watches the little ghosts fly softly across the curves of your warm cheeks and seek them- selves in the velvet depth of your of your eyes, I almost said. But not The time of of the moonlight walk never comes for you. xou pone too much. No man cares to saunter slowly with a girl who never does anything else. He wants to take that walk with ona who knows how to "step lively" when there la a need for speed. f New Words to Old Tunes. ( . J -'Tla never too late to spend. As a man prlmpeth so is ha. . Bachelor: as you sew so also shall you rip. Ona good love deserves another Is tha theory of the lady-killer. A switch In time saves the situation. " Ha who flirts ard runs away lives to flirt another day. July 4, 1911. GORDON SMITH. M0 Uewey Ave. To a lady card 'fiend a good game Is rather to be chosen than great riches. Talebearers, like Mary's lamb, when they come home leave their wails behind them. ' He who hesitates la bossed. .When there Is the devil to pay tha price Is not considered. There's many a sup 'twlxt the proposal snd the marriage ceremony. - If wishes were automobiles millionaires would fly. Sophia Irene Loeb in Pittsburg Dispatch. x Baby Mine and the Foxy Dog - 4 n tm a amassassn aasssaaaaatasssssasssassaas mm i r " M . Sj W "Bad dofjyl Co wiy "Good doggy! Bring bby Axala Arfccrmaa. SIX XortJk Dtitanlk St Kstner Andaraon. silt Booth Fifth St........... William Baaermetgtgr, 8448 Maadertjom 8t Ktie Barrett, 1411 gouth Eighth Bt Helen O. Bra (It, 4731 North Fortlath St. .' Mable Hauler, 13J South Sixteenth Bt Sherman Bonnie. 1515 Dorcas St i.:J '.. Berwl Cherrek, 1514 South Twanty-fltth St. uname Cela. 101T Homer St . i . Leona H. Corrlgan. SOU Worth St. . . . ; . . 1 . . . . . uonaia Crow. 408 South Fortieth Bt. ' Vida Curry, Ilia North Forty-third Ate Carl Christengen, 4001 North Twenty-eighth Ar.,. Peter Dlno, 1118 Pierce) St. Oscar Deniaon. 1621 Blondo St. ........ Frank Fried rich, 801 .Emmet St. ..'.'. Aater Ferer, 1911 Paul St -..n...,,.' Matilda Faler, 514 South Tenth 8t-;.'...;..... John Faler, 1531 Parker St. ......... Edwin Gould. 11 Blnney 8t-...;.i......M.fc. William Good. 1518 Wirt St.. Vincent Grace. 8618 Indiana At. .. ...... .. .... Manuel Meyer Grose, 601 South !VetT-eCo4 St. Claim Greens?, 1018 North Twenty-fim St. ... Martin Hansen, 1818 Pratt St. . . . . . . . . u.-. . . . Robert N. Houghton, 1601 North Thirtieth Bt.... Rosalia Herts, 1636 South Seventh St...... Bertha Hartmann, Fifty-fourth Bt. and Lincoln. Ave.. Edgar S. Holsten, 8341 Fowler At. Albert Joslln, 1107 South Twelfth St.....,.,,...,. Goldle Jensen, 1108 South Sixteenth St.. William Hay Krelle. 1705 Wool worth Are..-...... Edwin Kramer, 1403 South Seventeenth Bt. ..... . Elisabeth Koopman, 1476 South Eighteenth St Gladys Larganecker, 1018 St Mary's Are. Mildred Loftman, 1115 South Thirty-fourth St Leo Lyons. 1318 Jackson St Madelene McKenna. 611 William St. .' ran Motis, 418 Walnut St ... Evelyn M. Nelson, 2134 Ohio St......... uay B. ochsenben. 1413 Wirt St.... John O'Rourke, 8408 Farnam St.... jurnest Olson,, 2508 South Twentleth.Avo. . ... . . ... . John Palmer, 1416 North Twent7-seeond St; ; . . , . . George Rasmussen, 2110 Manderson St. . .. . ...... Madeline Roberta, 1414 Leavenworth '. St. . John W. Rogers, 621 North Fifteenth St. ..; Wyra-J. Riley, 2315 South Twenty-ninth Bt .... . CahlH Riley, 923 South Fortieth St. . . . . : Walter George Ramely, 4533 Marcy-St. l. John William Raue, 614 North Twenty-aeventh St. . Isabella Radman, 947 North TwentHlfth St.. Madeline Rossiter, 2306 Nerth Tweotyeond St. .. Curtis a Shears, C04 8outh Thirty-fifth t. 1. . . Gordon A. Smith, 8910 Dewey Ave..;.. .. Martha Schottan, 3705 South Eighteenth St....... Anna M. Schinker, 2202 South Fifteenth St. .... ... Lousa Tennebaum, 1441 Bouth Slztoeath'St....... Carrie unnr, 1782 Bouth Fourteenth St Marrsrst N TTIIarv aena v-vii o. - - . rf , ..vv IWIKiU Dli , . . RnbArts'Vsn rm..ii , a a tt. -n a.' - - Nannie Verne Dearmont, 8312 Meredith Are..;.... Herman WraBse, 626 Bouth Twenty-fifth Are. . . ". . Frank Welch, 8018 Oak St ...i'..v;.-.... Paul Wachtler. 1316 Vinton St.. . BchocJ. Year. Cass , l04 .Bancroft ,.1901 . Lothrop .........1901 4 Bancroft ........1908 High '.1903 . . .1897 ...1894 .Cast ells r ,.1896 .Castellar 1.1906 . Im. Conception. ... 1899 . Edw. Rose water. .,1903 . Farnam . . .. High . . ... . IUgh 1894 .Druid Hill 1SD1 .Pacific 1901 Long .13J5 . Howard Kennedy: .1898 . Kellom i, , 18 04 .Pacific .. .1904 .Long . . .. . M . .-. .1898 .Lothrop .1897 .Sacred Heart. ... .1903 .Kellom ..........1894 .High .............. .1895 .Lake 1901 .D-uld Hill .... ....1898 . Howard Kennedy.. 1899 ..Bancroft 1904 ' - Beals . ..1901 .Monmouth Park.'. .1899 .Paclfio ...1896 .Castellar ........1803 .Park .....1905 .Comenlus .......1895' .Castellar '.....,..1905 . Mason ......... .1904 '.Windsor ......'. ..1904 .Leavenworth .....1903 .Train ........... 1898 .Train .1902 . I-ake . .1905 .Lothrop 1899 . Farnam .1903 . .Castellar ...... ,.1904 . Kellom . .1903 .'Lothrop i S 9 5 . Leavenworth i ..... .1 8 9 9 - .Cass ....... ; ...1905 . Dupont . . .' . .'i 1898 ; Columbian .......1904. .Columbian 1904 .Webster 1903 , .Kellom .1897 . .Lake .1897 ' .Columbian .......1901 .Columbian .......1904 .German Lutheran. 1897 .St Joseph .'.1905 . Comenius ........ .1895 Comenlus ...... ..1903 Long .....1901 .Farnam 1903 .High 1893 .Farnam ......... .1896 Windsor .....'....1901 . Bt Joseph r Lay of the HoalIiobby ist j "Well, I sea that tha fellow who rooks tha rowboal broka out In N.w Iihm ua ! was swatted," grinned the Chair Warmer. "Yep. The band that rocks tha rowboax Is tha one that fools tha world." para phrased tha Hotel Lobbyist. Borne consider able surprise to him when tha rude person who waa with him rocked him with a amear on the eya and knocked him into tha water, though. That's no way to use a per fectly harmless, petrified dome who hasn't drowned a single woman or child. No way at all. Ha was merely expreaslng his gay animal spirits and ha should have suf fered nothing worse than having a rook hung about his neck and then have been dipped upside down tote tha water and left there an hour or two. I'm against that cruel stuff. Tm glad to sea that the raagistrate be fore whom he was arraigned was not ae cruel aa to coop the party up tor tha sum mer. That will give his recklets time to practice during tha hot moatha and maybe who knows ha might be able to turn a boat clear over some time, and that will help some, even If ha la all alone. "Let ua cheer up, though. Even If tbe Jolly rocketer who ought to bo allowed to rock a rock pile with a hammer for a while, if suppressed at the very outburst I mean outset of the silly season, we can hoea that the remainder of tha foolish tribe, will stay on the Job all summer. "Now that the glad day for thoughtful celebration of our nation's eheatinese Is at band wa can depend upon the prominent patriots to uphold our ancient traditions. Tha fellow who always blows down the gun muxzle and then loses his heal over the matter will be In full flower. Think It over. Can you Imagine why a sensible pereoa should or ahould not blow down tha fane ef a loaded guar It must be lots at sport, although I'm too much of a mollycoddle to try It. "Then there Is our old friend who goes out to sea why tha giant cracker failed to crack. Ha Invariably finds out, but aever leavea any data for scientists ta be guided by In future experiments. Ha seldom leaves anything, even a respectable amount of fingers. And as for the party who starts In as chauffeur to a small brass eartaoa without having taken aver a eorreapond euce course he'll be mlased. too, but not by the. cannon. "Then wait for tha big show at night, when the annual boob Insists on holding a large skyrocket In hla band while shoot ing it shooting the rocket, not his head, I mean." - "fools are funny, " said Ua Chair m -' "FOOL!" Warmer. s . , -"A. fool and his f unnybone are''.- Soon parted." replied the Hotel Lobbyist, - . (Copyright, 1W, by New York, Herald Ce J Stung to the Quick araasaa ' J CMvaUrous Mr. Jones purposely dropped sv fifty-cant piece at ' the foot of a poorly ' 6eaaed woman who passed through- the "kway turnstile loudly lamenting that tha ticket agent had cheated her out of half a dollar, than ha picked the money up and gave it te bar. , TExemae me, madams," said Mr. Jones "I think you dropped thin," , Xh, no," she said, "It can't be mine, sHrfaatts yoa dropped It yourself." . "Oh. no," said Mr. Jones. "It ta yours, t I picked It tip Just aa yoaj . Saw taok the money and hurried aftew another maa who had passes' at the Urns the saeaMry dropped. , air,- she said, -I think 704 said the ether maa. and train that was ready ' Whai Jeetaa said was strictly to hlmaelf; kut bis taoe hart him ail dafNew TorM Time, Thanka," Owtoa" te heavy galas In March. 1301, taady Hawk waa separated from the main land and became ax, Uiaiul.