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THE BEE: OMAHA. THURSDAY. JUN"E 19. mil.
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Serious History in Comic Vein
The? SarreixVT of
New York Tow.
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"F1rg our ifMehbrtra to the north of us
doing little celebrating reminds n." said
Fhcw -Jrfe'Feirih'' MleSoori, nr and far
I moan our neighbor ta that delightful
section pf 'the- ctty known as the
he place w hre the u(iTi stop
V! and where 1T rFv arood Harlem folks
ir" ajo ben fhoy dM. .-1
TU see oar t't frWrl Jonas, w hlrh Ma
othr nam wit Brorack short for Bronco
was cofisMemt-le rf" a politician In til day.
end be tog -pottttrtan -end a eandidate be
had to torn down to Um Brt Tou 11
notice that el theae big nolHVclaxie. hn
ever they nu for a state off ice, have to
rem down 'to be Bronx. Rome of them
com down ta -the Bfmi with about TV,
but Jone eien-t- t thsek he only had about
forty seven dettmra-and thirty eenia li our
money, a leeded HuiKlerbesa and hi nerve
when he' rente down.
Bin they were clad to see him. lust the
1 same. They suet arm-rase, beyond tha lt
1 subway trading .stalks w4 ri htm th
I freedom ef he-eH.- . . .. , ,
V "We're mighxr (lad you've come, Mr.
cemtx.' said the natives, lor we've tired
-Vae" befttg a aomeleoa place. Harlem hu
ta a lording tt ever -ua for years becsuse
i she (rrt a mtnta ecrt in a while ta tha
. Board af AHtnnnt, but the beet they's
j dona for tn far 4a to call ua It"
I " Too bora -tnm permission , to call tha
borough .eflr-ne.'i aaid Joaas. 'and you
ran taeh -any mm eu ntae-tenths of tha
subway tsektts, ..hut I. won't have tha Zoo
named after ; ma. because . neither the
naiurallrte bob- the anlroal wt:i ttand for
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"They rava Jonaa a brick kouae a brick
at a ttnte. Aftar ha rn through dodging
ha eoilerted tha..doaatkna and put up a
very nifty UtUe mansion, .which tnuat hare
boea bvtlt on wheel .for. it haa occupied
more dlffereat altea than any other building
' fa tha . borough. Thf a bo . eonclnded a
t-fraty of aca " with tha . Indiana, which
a( r rtned of aa equal division of tha bor-
;oirbf chief aaaata land and , ezperlenca.
iJona took tha land and gam tbe Indiana
'thm experience.
"After poalng for tha photograph with
the pen that alg-ned -the treaty tn hi hand.
Jmaa went out arxl Clacoreryd. tha Brena
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"WON'T HAVK THK ZX NAMED
A FT EH ME."
before he reaigoed he would rive tha Bronx
permUlon to do Jun one thing more."
"What waa that?"
"Annex New Tork." said Show-Vie.
(Copyright. 1311. by the N. T. Herald Co.)
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Airy Persiflage
"Ha complained a beat the sis of tt and
aid Hen Hudaon seemed to be getting all
the beat tf It. tuf they explained to him
hat a email rivrr woald leavo mora room
!r eotea. and that pacified htm.
I "He divided that ataoo into dlstricta and
f f are ordera w aantnt ahowdera and Uay
i n!, tuereby prwIsaT bia clamv to lead
J rahlp. .........
1 Jv'HT'"s' dono which ho aanooncod that
The man with the hose feeia like uading
for hla neighbor, the Baa with the hen.
It 1a the man who could pot them up te
the house who never worries about ex
penses. In order to make a fool of himself all
a man has to do la to Vet hla conceit hare
a half chance and will do. the reat.
There ta this about the cocksure man
he haa ail the benefit ef knowing that he
Is richt. evea after he is proved wrong.
It would be nice to be able to do anything-
If tt were not for the fact that tn
that case people would expect you to da
something.
There really Isn't any use tat a man'a
knowing bow to work If he knows how to
annex successfully the results of other
men's labor.
It is difficult to decide whether the moat
disagreeable people in the world are thoee
who merely think they are our superiors
or thoee who really are.
Every boy ahould learn to swim. If for
no other reason than that bis mother
might get nervous preetrattoa and hare
an excuse to go to tha mountains. New
Tork Telegram.
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THE. DE.E.5 c5UMIOT? RTDTHriAV t.-,.
This is fhe Day We Cglehrate
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THURSDAY,
June 29, 1911.
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vame anl ArittreiM.
Do m thy Amr. No. S The Sherman
Herbert Andrews, i; South TMrty-aeventh St
John Calto. 5301 North Tfclrty-thlrd Ave
Concetta Catania. J0 South Thirteenth St..,
Gladys Cowlham. 176S Burt St ,
Beulah Co, l$U.South Eleventh St.
Haxel Coston. S304 Patrick Ave....
William 'Canninr.hs.nl. 825 Bancroft St
Olga DujanJin. 351 South Twentieth St....
Bennett Elerdtng. 815 South Twenty-third 8t
Haiel P. Frashef. Ill North Twentieth St
Marguerite Grove. Thlrty-eecond St. and Stone Ave. Miller rark ...... .101
Clarence ,Guntbr, 310 North Fortieth St Saunders ..103
Marrretha L. GrJmcel. 123 South Thirty-seventh St. . Columbian 1197
Ray M. Gorey2121 Seward St KeMom 1101
Jennie Gait. 3111 Tttus Ave Saratoga ...1904
Harlene Hoover, 1 South Twenty-eond St Mason ..1897
Ruth E. HeUtroat. 4240 Maple St Clifton Hill 1191
Helen Hansen. 371S South Seventeenth St Edw. Roeewater ,.1995
Jamee Holm quiet, 110 North Thlrty-alxth St Franklin .'. 199l
Clarice Johnson. 2814 Webster St Webeter 1901
School.
. . Lake , . . . ... . . .
. . Columbia
. . Monmouth Fark
. . Pacific .......
w Webster
..Lincoln
..Franklin
, . . Bancroft .......
..Vinton
. . . Leavenworth . .
..Park
Tear.
i .Awe.
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Mary E. Johnson. 3714 North Thirtieth St
Onrille Knight. 255 4 St. Marys Ave)
Violet Undqnist, 4C04 Cass St. A
Ruth Larsen. 2924 Dupont St
Esther E. Meyers. 2515 South Thlrty-eecond Ave.
High
. Mason . . .
, Saunders .
. Dupont
. Windsor .
1894
...1S9J
1904
....1901
.....1899
Gar F. Mardla. 4707 Erskine St ..Clifton HiU 1908
Paul E. Newland. 1814 Dodge St Central 1908
Ague Nagel. 4320 Maple St .Clifton H1H ....190J
Tommll Osbnrn. 708 North Nineteenth St .....Leavenworth ......1901
Jnpia O'Neill. 3323 Manderson St Sacred Heart .....1897
Frank Pollen. 1117 South Fourteenth St Pacific .-. .1900
JaroalaT Prlhyl. 1413 South Eleventh St Lincoln .1900
Eddie Peterson. 1208 Atlas St EJ. Roeewater . .1901
Chris Peterson, 4524 Marcy St Colombian ....-. 1898
Irene K. Ryan, 2758 Lake St Sacred Heart :...1897
Florence Hobeson. 2607 South Twenty-first St. Caatellar ........ 1904
Eddie Reiek, 2509 South Thirtieth Bt Dupont 1891
Gertrude Radman, 2209 South Twenty-ninth St Dupont 190$
Richard Staler. 3855 California St Saunders 1898
Lillian W. Schellberg. 2830 Charles St High 1898
Mary SMndelar. 1309 South Third St Train .1899
Paula Slmonsick, 1414 South Thirteenth St Comenlus 1897
Lydia Thoman, 2711 South Twenty-third 8t Caatellar .1897
Jane R Williams. 1624 South Tenth St '...Lincoln 1901
L&r&tta's Looking Glass-Held Up to the Marplot Mother
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( ' riT:.' "i-TiMtia mm;, ,a 'LLwilt ..'ijfcL,iUn. .Vii.A-.kktL-i .. .vJ izx . x a.
Ltmt you do not seeoniae yourself by the;
came., I will def1na!rou. ;Tou" are" the moat
aggravated and modern form, of tha an-1
thropophaai. Vea are tbo most horrible of
the famTTy of mammals. The nine, large,
wonderful ha)e sackU their young, too.
but when tfe baby ceases and the lilOe
bey-whale la ibh to' exericae intelligent
care of himself whale lets htm do ic
She has the sense and dignity to recognise
that she' has produced a competent crea
. tare. Too have not
foot so la' forced: Into the unworthy
Xottioa of tag-tall. And. though It looks
Use a wiap of finest handkerchief tinea,
taett be might tear with a restore, be
kaews Hf Is ma4 of a sertea of tiny strands
which comblneto make a strength he caa
aot brei. "' ' -
Tea maka' hls'omo ' for btna and yon
expect htm to ty tn ft." Or. If be gets out
far aa s-renlEg. yoa want te know why.
where, how much it coat and who. Tf hla
eoapaalow was a girt yoa begin to study
her family history. Tou Investigate tter
dravwoacka. Too tell them to him. Too
Wracuce all the little artful dodges
ffwhich mothers like you excel to lure him
Tfrenvher neighborhood. If he really Tlkee
her. you start a rampalgn of martyrlike
aoif-aLPeweraaitoa. . - ... .
Tea get one or too of your sreophantlc
friend la fur dinner, and yoa Incite them
to eulogise the "happy home" that you
make for your boy, the "absolute devotion
with which you worship him." They opine
that they never knew such complete con
geniality between a mother and son. Too
look tenderly aad and manage to Impress
your son with the fact that he is breaking
your heart because be Is indulging in the
realisation that he has one of his o.
Devotion! Do you call that mangy, scaly.
scurvy concentration oo your own Uappl-
ness devotion T It's the blackest Ubel oa
love. That boy of yours Is the sign of
something you have had. something that
he wants, the felf-completioa of the other
haUf, and you want to keep him from bia
rightful heritage
Ob, don't say It's because the girl Isn't
practical: Don't make the assertion that
your mother eyes caa see better than hla.
blinded by the girl's charms. Tour mother
eyes! They are astlgmatiaed! Too are suf
fering from aa acute case of short-sightedness.
The boy baa his young, strong vision.
It is love's blind sight! It Is the gase ot
the heart. What can your eyes see of
what he needs? What will they see when
you refuse to let them dwell upon any
thing but your own narrow, selfish views?
Perhaps the girl Is not eren the gtrl
Just any girl sets you to making your aelf
lab schemes. Too want to shut the boy ta
with you. Tou want to stop the flow of
the sap la the young- tree. Toe can't see
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why he ahould bo looking abroad when ha
m you at homo. Ob, yoa can't! Ton
mean, you won't! Tou will not encourage
aa arrangement which puts you second,
you who hare been first. Tea vampire!
Tour own youth with Its love and fulfill
ment you have bad! Now you want bis!
But. polite oppressor J hat you are. teth
ering tyrant that you erare to be, God and
nature and the btjy are analnat yoa.
Tea cannot heat that combination. Too
will fall Into the pit your own bands have
digged. Tou Inhuman mother, willing to
squeeze and choke and smother the heart
Ufa ot your offspring, your doom Is sealed.
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To the June Bride
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The Vogue of the Woman in White J
Ulia B. N. Weston in Woman's Home
( Companion,"
There's a fond little bouse- bufipd deep in
- your heart,
And its curtains are damtilirwhite;
Its contour is noble. is angles are true.
And. through tha diaphanous, gammerlng
nlght. . t
The moon drapes its roof la a cloud of
delight.
There are quaint little dishes- oa clean
- little ehevea.
And jeiiiee and jama by the score;
Aad each day you add some remarkable
thing;
P-emembering raily that never before
Was such a collection of goodies galore.
This fond little house boasts a (farden all
green
In a wonderful plot at the rear.
Where lettuce and spinach and various
things-
That axe crispy and crinkly and spicy
and queer
Grow in straight little rows that are per
fectly dear.
And somehow, the door ot the house Is hla
smile.
And his arms are the walla high and
true.
And the roof La hla knee and bia voice and
. hia hands
That weave the mysterious future for
you. .
As love always
will do.
haa done and always
yoa may not
Aad then, though, perhaps
have quite, thought.
There are dear little uncertain feet
That go pitter-patter aloft on the stair;
Where the echo of childish commotion
rings tweet.
Tour joyous approach to right merrily
greet.
And all through the stainless aad sunshiny
years
May the little house tranquilly stand.
And ever and ever may peace and etmtent.
And the patience that waits with these
two hand in hand.
Guard the brare little door that your
true heart haa planned:
Clla
Ex-Governor Pennypacker, In a witty ad
dress in Philadelphia on the divorce evil,
said cf wives:
"A good wife la like try the greater the
ruin, the closer ahe clings. And a had
If a la Ilka Ivy, too for tha closer aba
dings, the great the ruin."
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NEW TORK. June Tt. 'The women dress
t. anaka anma other eonaa lealooa."
sneered a worldly-wise man the other day.
"Nonsense. was the answer; "womaa
dresses for the approval of man: to win
the admiration of some particular hero, or
te keep him after be admits be Is won. for
the creature must be woa over anew every
day.-
Now there la no dress so convincing tn
its appeal to man as the simple white
ra ot Immaculate freshness. Clad la
T suppose you are very happy after rear
divorcer
"Not at all. my dear. I'm married again.
Browning's Ma (a sine.
Martin Van Hurra's wife. Hannah Hoes
Taa Burea. had been in ber grave seven
teen years aea the eighth preeideat of
the Vnlted atee waa Inaugurated In 1?
The duea of mistress ot the White House
therefa devoid uca .a-P"esaf,t.'e se
euaeplhJ Caaivfr fci-laar. , Mra. Abram
Vsa Baren.
She was bora In SuaspleS; district. North
CaxottTta. 1 IW and Angelica itn?)e
V. Her fal'-er waa Fichard rtng'eton.
and she could htast ( a grandfather and
rreat.gra ad father who haJ served the
patriotic cause la l!eV revolutionary war.
Sne as a cousin ut the famous Dolly
MadbMB. a formed miotresa of the White
House, It was while Angeara tngiua
waa completing her education at Philadel
phia ttat the volatile Mrs. Madison pre
sented her to President Van Burea. A
year later she married the preatdentre sow.
ktjor ; Abram Van Buren. tat November.
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Oa ?ew Tear's day. lES. she made her
ftret afpearaare. aa. hoatees la tha White
House.1 The Boeloai Post a fee days later
rhrowioWd the event la this way:
"The executive mans on waa a ptweo of
much snore than usual attraction ta eoa,
sequence ot the firat appearance there of
the brtde at ta preaideeit's eoa aad private
sorrvtary. Mra. bssa. Vaa Buren. Fbe Is
represented as being a lady of rare ae
eosr. ptialuneata. very snodeet, yet perfectly
ee-T aad graoerul la her mannara aad tree
I jfLiA Treat owe tw her eoaveratoa. Boo was
1 - ji-nl'' really admired, aad ta said to have
iorae the rarhruo ot a three hours" tares
.tH a "rtleeee and pfeasaatry whsra must
(r uraaustkbie to , test aae through so
I s.j m trial.
la the spring eT thai Kama year, ta
neaur artta ass b aaiisn aha. iUui
- aaay vrith aae haa
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land, where her uncle was minister, aad
saade a tour of Europe, returning la the
aiitumi to resume ber place la the White
House.
(Copyright mi, by the N. T, Herald Co.)
Wove Bale for ta mm
Mrs. Clarence H. htackay. at a garden
party at Hempstead. L. L. praised a noted
orator.
"However- ahe aaid. "be la. She
orators, too much gtvea to saonologwe te be
a really good cowversai tuna list -"But
whea ladies are preeeot."
abject ed. "bo aurely eoaaea't
the conversation theaT"
Mra. htackay smiled aad. shook nor head.
"He la very polite," aha said, "but I
sore that m his heart he regards women
only as tnterruptiona-
MadJson waa the last sumvtag signer of
the Decierwoae ef 1-' m lis in.
iCV. Thanks! jakFTP 7a Z cold BEErTT
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CCofiyrtrtt UU. by the M. T. Herald Ce.)
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The simplest design la white la just as sX
fective aa the over-trimmed "crealioa."'
While so eminently at tract ire white Is
the least expensive ot all summer wear,
because It la washable. The shope are -filled
with Inexpensive lingerie goods la
many new weaves. There are beautiful
cotton s re pea, batiste, lawns,, mulls, nets,
muslins aad Uneas ot aU weights. Trim
mings la white range from the still popular
Irish crochet, la bands, buttons, collars
aad ewXfa. te all-liaca laces aad ottoa
imitation a, embroidertea. cords, gimp
braid a, edgings, flouacinga, beltings,
saabea. etc The ready-to-wear accessories .
oa exhibition show a genius for invention
la the variety ot high collars, sailors col
lars, flchua, stocks, cravats. . tlsav Jabots
aad bertha collars tbut entre aous; aay
clever woman caa make them). ' ".
"But." you will eay. " "rot love color,
ptnk aad blue and lilac aad oora culorr -
For a charming lingerie costume no bet
ter selection could be had than tha one la
the Ulustrarsoa. The construction was very
simple aad caa be attempted by aa ama
teur. The latest features were provided
for as well as the mora conservative de
velopment. Aa especially desirable feature
ot this dealga wae found hi the opportunity
tt affords for the aae ef embroidery
flouncing. Aa Illustrated, tt was fash
ioned of white voile trimmed with Inaertloo
and flouacmg. This could also be made ot
dimity, anarqulsetta. haadkerchiet lines er
any of the soft eilka.
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Distinguished Duellists
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Congjaaamesi CXUey aad Graves ftmghl a
duet Boar Washington la Vfia, The former
killed.
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Ooawax ta the
spotless white, the waistline belts aeat
aad trim, all fastenings meeting with
great exactitude, collar faultless a
gloves above reproach., even the plain
tmaa is a radiant vialon! Ia a gay
throng she will overshadow all the pale
bluea aad pinks aad tana of other gowns.
Parenthetically speaking ot plain women.
every man who will tell you that evea a
homely womaa who ta exqulaltely aeat aad
fastidiously careful hi dress la snore at
tractive than a frumpy beauty. .
But leaving the womaa out of the quee-
lie aOtogethe, U yoa had eeoa the rUlh
aveoue parade give way to a bit ef dainty
temmlatty hi white Usee, white canvas
shoes, white gloves, white Unea parasol,
white lace veil charmingly draped ever a
white chip poke, and last,' but not least,
a white llaea head bag. yea would have
realised two things. rM that It waaat
a matter of personality, for ywa didn't see
the face under that scoop and parasol.- bat
that the Impression wae made solely by rai
maet; aad. eeaoadly. that this vary rai
ment Is a present poeeibUity te you. Get
the correct cut andr go ahead, yea eea't
ge wrong. GraCflcatJoa hi yoejr success
wia repay you xoacy times for the mtlorX.
Ia ITI Cadwaliader shot
bead while duelllag. ' Both
la the ABMricaa army.
The two most brtmant men ef the period
la congress. Hoary Clay aad J oho. Ba
aolpb, engaged aa a duel ta UK.
Alexander Hamilton, leader of the eppeei
tloa. was killed by Aarog Burr, vice preat
deat of the United States, U UM.
Count trArtois, afterward Charlea X ef
France, was eace a party te a duel, kla
antagonist being Duke de Bourbea Co&de. '
Button Gwinnett, one ef the glgrners ef
the deciaratlaa ef tadependeBce. wae killed
ia 1777 while fighting a duel with General
Uclatoah.
Five shots were excaaaged betweea the
prominent Americas etalaareae. De Witt
Cllatoe, aad Joha wart bout ta 1MB. the
latter being wean dad.
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major general Ia the Amercaa reveie
tioa. Charles lee, and Coleael Joha levax
eaa, favorite asdo-de-oamp of Washington.
engaged la a duel, la which
wounded.
Ia Id Jamee Stuart, known by hla '
ea the Catted aVeeta, killed ear, a tea a ad as
Boa wen. eoa ef Dr. Johnson's blegi aphor.
ta a combat that grew out ef newspaper
attack on the former.
Tttue Maahus Torqueewe fought a dual
with a gigantic. Gaul. Mettios Oesamiia,. ta
the war ef aa R. C. end stew the hatter
Torweatua had beea challaae' a. aad ea-
gaged la the cohtest contrary te
issued by hla father, the
der, forbidding single encounters with the
eaaaay. Fur violating this ma a date the
parent had his aw
etched
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"afy wife la asanas- aae tor ereereo.
the snaav -I wish I were dead.- .
"Cheer up, eld boy. It's a whole tot
tar te have your wife epoadmg allinsiif
that Hfe mswance." Cwtreet Free Freea.
Father Cleeslsal wae born
House, haria- heea the first
White
of