SATURDAY SECOND DAY OF OUR Sale PI? MM emi-Aininnuia! Pre-Inwmtoiry ttiAact stent '". j The knife has been used in every department. The greatest price cutting sale ever known in Omaha is on right now and this is the money -saving spot. UlJbJL The Best Bargains in Men's Fine Un derwear and Hosiery Ever Offered Men's 4.00 Klk lull Union Suits at Mrni I b 81.S8 12 I.U Mlk l.ittl I'fiu.r Ki.lla t 81.4S Mens line Lii nnj Cotton Unlin Butts, also Porosknit, in white snd ecru, worth to J2 iu, at 4o-o-8 Men's balbrlggan Khlrt and Drswers. in all color and else, worth to (r. ai iae-850 Hen's II.2S Male and Merceriicd PhlrU and Drawer. In all colors S6W-4&0 H'n'i Sic quality fine, light weight Shaw knit St"Ckln. tn liliick, navy blue, ray and tar on aile it 4 pairs for 81.00 lltr. i fine Socks, wortli up to Sic. on aala at, 6 pairs for 49c; pair for eej 4 pair, for 7 So Man's Sanipl Pelts, all klnda, worth to 1109. at . . 8So-4o Shirt Bale that al ways will be re numbered. Bt stylp and qual ity and fit to he I. ad. Every ahlrt kft? Sift :r:...'Miz H Jf I 1 000 dozen Mens J'V 1 i-'ne Hirh r1e K A Shirts, all klnda all sizes. 1 rnch fluinel, aiik mer cerised, madras, made with or without collars, coat styles, all allk and silk and linen f r Klf, tennis, of fice, outing or dress, nothing letter made This bis- lot all goes Saturdav . at 4BO-69Q Mn'i (2.60 and 13.00 Pytaxnaa at S8e and S1.4& n"j ctoxen Jirni Hue Mer cerised and madras Pyjamas, in white and colors, made to aell at f2.no, I!. SO and 1)00 nil so at SBO-81.4S Men's 76c Silk Four-ln-Hund Ties, at 86o Extra Bargains in Ladies' Knit and Mus lin Underwear, You Can Save Half on Any Garment and Get the Best Made f2SE Ladies' Italian Bilk Vests, hand em broidered In white, pink or blue, made to sell up to IS 00. at 81.S Ladles tl.OO Bilk Union Sultsat No Ladles' fine Cotton and Lisle Union Suits, In all kinds and sises, worth to 11.1. at 86o-Soo-49o Ladles' Uause Vests, all kinds, worth to 11.00, at to, laVfcC 85o, 85o, 40 Ladles' $2.00 Muslin Oon and Com bination Suits, lace and embroidery trimmed, at 980 Ladies' Muslin downs, coraet cover, drawers and combination suits worth to fl.25, at 49o Children's Union Suits, for boys or girls, at 8So-4fte Boys' fl.00 Cambric Night Gowns 4c Children's lc and tro Muslin IJraw ers. at 7Ho-18Vo Ladies' and Children's Bar gains in Stockings Children's fine Cotton and Lisle Stockings, worth to 36c, at 9c, 13Ho and 18o Ladles' 25c Lace Lisle Stockings at 11V40 Ladles' 60c Mercerised Osute Stock ings, in black and colors, at....8So Ladies' $1.00 and $1 60 pure allk faux Blockings, in all colors and embroidered, at 4SO-SS Children's pure silk and lisle socks, in plain colore and fancy tops at imo-iSo Children's 76c Black Sateen Bloomers, at SSe I pairs for tl.OO Children's Tic I temper, all kinds at aso I for L00. Boys' tl.OO and 11.25 Blouse Shirt Waists. In white, black and all col ors, at 49e Ladles' f 1 60 Princess Slip, tn pink, blue and lavender, special, at. . 4M Pre-lnventory Sale ot Corsets Kftho, Royal Worcester C. B.. a la Spirits Corsets, In all new spring models for medium and stout 11 ures, worth to 16.00, for .... 81.98 tl.OO and 12-50 Corsets, in best stand ard makes. La broken lot of sizes, special 8o II. oO fine netting coutil and batisie corsets, splendid long model with garters attached, special 49o to 7So Brassieres, in ail styles and materi als, at aso-49o ' Ladies' Bathing- Suite The best line in Omaha, values tip to 812. on sale at $3.98, 83.60, 83.98, $4.98 and 88 (8 Special bargains in ladles' Umbrellas and Parasols. Ladles' fine silk and linen and all silk umbrellas, all the newest handles, made to sell up to tS.bO. St 98O-81.60-81.98 Ladles' I'arasOla, newest style, at 880 and up. Extra special shoe Sale Saturday . Reducing the shoe stock before our Seml-Annual Inventory. Short lines and other line In stock marked for QUICK selling. ' Women's $4.00 Patent Colt Oxfords, button or blucher; Women's $4.00 Patent Colt Pumps, one and two-straps. Women's $4.00 White Crashette Button; Wpmen's $4.00 Black Velvet or Satin Pump, with tailored ribbon bows S2.GO Women's $3.00 Oxfords, all stjles and all leathers, one and two-strap pumps, at .. .gl.98 Men's Shoes and Oxfords, tan or black, values to $3.50 .....$1.98 Misses' and Children's Barefoot Sandals, all sizes 50 Don't fail to visit our busy Children's Shoe Dept. Special sales all day. . Saturday's Specials in the China Dept. Pink Austrian China Cup, Saucer and Plates, 18 pieces; set, $2.00 Shell China, white cups and saucers; per set of 6 for... 65t? J -quart Glass Wfeter Jugs, each Thin blown Water Glasses six for ...'... -20 Fancy Glass Sherbets, three for 10? Gold band Water Sets six glasses and Jug; per set 69c? t dosen best Fruit Jar Rubbers 10 Good Fruit Jar Rubbers, 2 dozen for Fruit Jar Covers t dozen for , Ia jc Economy Jar Covers dozen 2o Record Breaking Silk Dress Sale Choice Fabrics and Latest Styles Values up to $25.00, Saturday $5.45 At no time in the history of this store h&s such values in dresses been of feredhandsome shades and splendid qualities, in silk messalines foul ards, pongees and ehallies, fashioned after the most popular models intro duced this season and made to sell up to $25.00 on sale Satur- C A XT .jwsnr- YMfi -Ml ilii ' day at Children's Wash Dresses Saturday at 39c, 59c and 89o A splendid col lection of choice dainty styles to select from in each lot; made of pop ular mid-summer materials and ac tually worth double the sale price; on Saturday, your choice st l39c, 59c and 89c Ladies' Wash Dresses $2.98 Over 300 dresses, choice" designs, in lin gerie, lawn, batiste and ginghams, fashioned according to the latest ideas of correct style and made to sell up to $7.00; on sale Saturday at, choice, for 2.98 Ladies' Wash Dresses $3.98 Big va riety of neat and nifty styles to se lect from, made of dimities, lawns, batistes and lingeries in white and all colors, made to sell up to $10.00; choice Saturday at 3.98 Ladies' Coats $10.00 Splendid vari ety of nobby styles in black silk, black satin and cloth of gold silk coats; sold everywhere during the season up to $25.00; Saturday your choice $10.00 MIaws Middy Waists 7&c A new lot tn pretty designs, worth up to $1.50; on sale Saturday at 79 Ladles' Mid-Summer Waists High and low necks, in lingeries and marquisettes, ele gant values up to $5.00; Saturday, your choice at 51.95 Ladies' Waists f2.05 Fine lingerie and marquisettes, some hand embroidered, high and low neck, the latest style productions; values yp to $7.50, on sale Saturday at, choice, for $2.95 Ladies' Wanh Press Skirts 5c Big variety of Indian Head and Llneen Dress Skirts, in colors and white, worth $2.00; Saturday, at 59 mum ERY !f Buyers' Prices On Fly Nets and Sweat Pads in Harness Dept. 75 Lah Buggy Nets each, 2.50 90 Lash Buggy Nets, each, $2.75 100 Lash Buggy Nets, ea., $3.75 CO Lash Heavy Leather Team Nets, per pair $5.75 70 Lash Hesvy Leather Team Nets, per pair 96.25 Leather face Nets, best, pair, 25c 76-lnch Stable Sheets ...... 7 Heavy double bar cotton Team Net a. per pair Good Single Net. small size ..6O0 Opsn weave Fly Net to h !.... 75o Sweat Pads, 4 hook, 11 In. Pad ,.8So Oood Burlap Cow Cover $L1 Gall Cure. tSc sise for. ...... .18o 300 Beautiful Trimmed Hats, All New New stylish shapes, loaded with pink roses; also with black facings, )) prettily trimmed; price only JtJ vl To close quickly we offer: 100 Trimmed Hats, value to $5.00, at 9Sc 50 Trimmed llats, value to $0.50, at $1.98 200 Trimmed Hats, values to $3.50, at $3.50 All the new White Duck Hats Very nifty effects, styles at 98c Hundreds of new white and black fancy feathers, 39c to $3.50 The Last Big Furniture Sale Before Invoicing We are not describing these bar gains; you ought to see them wheth er you buy or not; every piece of Fur niture on our floors in this sale. fn ii ii ii it n ' c- rT ipj " jj Large continuous post bed, blue white, green and $4.95 One motion collapsible Go Carts, worth $5.50, only $3.75 Folding Go Cart for street use, only ....$1.)5 Hall Tree, soliu uuk, o .patterns, on sale $5.95 Arm Rocker, solid oak, on sale $1.50 Princess Dresser, quarter sawed oak . .. -$10.50 Cupboard, glass doors, extra large $6.50 Solid oak Sideboard, quarter sawed ....$17,50 4 -Passenger Lawn Swing, on sale $6.50 Pre-lnventory Sale Hardware Dept. This U the sreatest money-sivlng sale of the season. Every item means a savins of from iac to itio on the dollar. Kegulaj- MOO Garden Hose. 5ft-tt. with nozzle . , It 00 Ring Sprinkler ......4c Huse Norile, worth 60c 2o ..,H1,let.tMLBi'l reituuu- TSc. Sic I 1 An An. ssa fl.00. this sale .COc 70c and Ho . - - ' j ...... vvu, i 1 1-fit r.rinli. r.n - mil ....... Fu tOc Cherry Btoner Ji,o 20 per cent reduction on Lawn Mowers, this sale only. 10 Kefrigeratora, a pounds Ice ca- . P'JLy- tnl Llsk Tin, 14-ox. copper bottom Wash Boilers, regular 1 60, $1 a. $1.I, tVita aula CI 1 G A, .a Si..v. No. I Galvanlied Boilers .... 0-ft. Hemp Clothes Lin .. 10- qt. Galvanised Pail ......... .100 11- qu GalTanlsed Pall .llo Any size drip pan . . 1 Qc Any wash board IFj No. 1. i. and I Gal v. Tube. I So. 4o and 5Jo . . . 1 0e Pre-lnventory Sale of Rugs 9x12 extra heavy seamless Tapestry Rugs, $18.00 value, Saturday each $12.75 9x12 Seamless Wilton Rugs, big line of patterns, $25.00 values Saturday t $17.75 9x12 Mitre Velvet Rug; nothing bet ter for dining room, $20.00 value Saturday at $12.98 Wster color Window hsdes, 16 inches wide. 7 feet long; Saturday at 85o No Piece Lace Curtain Stretchers, made from bass wood, non-rustable pins:" Katurday at 8 One lot Velvet Ruga. 17x54 sise, 12 00 values, as Iocs as they last. at..flX5 Wre-Inventory Bale of Drugs and Toilet Goods Wow Saturday and Monday 25c size Hire's Root Beer Extract. . .15o 5s box of Dr. E. L. Grave's Tootu Pow der lor lOo 15c size Sanltol Tooth Powder for ISHo 12 sheets of Poison Fly Paper for. ...60 t double sheets of Sticky Fly Paper... to 10c Shlnola 8hoe Polish for So 10c Wlllia.na' or Colgate's ghsving Bop for o 10c Jap Rose or Palm Olive Soap, two bars for 10c Java Rice Face Powder for 85o i5c Can of Mennen's, Colgate's or Wil liams' Talcum Powder for 16o 1 5c Sise Peroxide Cream for 10o 50c Bottle of Bay Rum for 8So 25c Bottle of Bay Rum I to a Cus tomer, each v .10c $1.50 Double Bristle Imported Hslr Brushes 91.00 tl.OO Hair Brushes, Extra Good at 60s 25c Tooth Brushes go at 100 Tic Rubber Gloves go at, per pair. ,.4o TRY NAYDEU'S FIRST U Special Bargains in Croquet Sets Tor Saturday. $4.00 Croquet sets, (Saturday 82.75 $100 Croquet sets 8S.S3 12.00 Croquet sets $1.45 $1.50 Croquet rets with balls and o mallets 89o 4-Hall Croquet sets, regular the kind, suevlaJ 69o ii 00 Tennis Rackets 81.95 1 00 Tennis Itackels 81.78 J .50 Tennis Rackets $3.a5 Tennis Nets, regular $1.00 value, spe cial 3o Iru" Cut Glass b Silverware $5.00 and $7 00 Cut Glass Fruit Bowls at 83.00 and 14.00 Cut Glass Sugar Bowis and Cream Pitchers $8.00 and 83.00 Cut Glass Napriea 75o and 81-00 $3.00 and $5.00 61lverplated Bakers. Saturday 83.60 $1.00 and $$.00 Sllverplated Fruit and CKke PtAn.V 83.00 $1.00 rJilverplated Bpoon Trop .... 81.60 $1.00 Burling silver Shirtwaist Ring at BSo Sterling silver Hat Pins 85o German Silver Uesh purses, $2-00 value, at 8o German silver Mesh Purses, $1.00 value at So $1.50 Embroideries Only 49: Our Groat Pre-Invcntory Sale of Embroideries begias Saturday. " $1.50 Skirt Flouncing 49c a Yard An elegant line of 27 and 45-inch Skirt Flouncings, so poplar this season for the dainty lingerie gowns. Not a pattern in this lot worth less than $1.00 to $1.50; but as n big leader for our Annual Pre-lnventory Sale we will close this lot at, yd .49c 50c Ladies' Belts 25c These belts are made of the best quality "ilk elastic with black gilt or oxidized buckles regular price 50c, special Pre-lnventory price 25c $1.00 Silk Elastic Belts 41c This Is a beautiful quality of silk elas tic, with a choice lot of extra heavy buckles; a big bargain for our Pre-lnventory Sale; fl.00 belts for 49 $1.00 Lao Collars 4c Each An other big Fre-lnrentory bargain; elegant Plauen, St. Gall and Imitation Irish Crochet Collars; price $1.00. Pre-lnventory Sale price, each .4& SAMPLE HAND BAGS A big line of ladk-s' hand bags. A sample line at Half Price for this sale. Specials in Domestic Room for Saturday 81-90 Sheets, always sold 75c; Saturday, each 68c 72-90 Sheets, always sold 65c; Saturday, each 58c 72-90 Sheets, that sold for 55c; Saturday, each 38c 45-3G Pillow Cases, that sold for 18c; Saturday, each, ,13c 42-3G Pillow Cases, that sold for 12l2C; Saturday, each. .9c 15c Bath Towels, each, 11c; 18c Bath Towels, each, 12VfcC Union Mills Fringed Bed Spreads; our $1.05 spread, $1.25 A good 3G-inch Bleached Muslin, our 10c quality, yd., 7V2C READY-F0R USE SPECIALS IN OUR HIGH-GRADE LINEH DEPARTMENT SATURDAY Turkish Bath Towels, large sire, heavy and absorbent, worth 60c sale price Saturday", each ;20 Bleached and unbleached Turkish Bath Towels, Urge Bite, worth 28c; sale price Saturday, each 10 Bleached and unbleached Hemmed and Fringed Batii Towels, worth 19c; sale price Saturday, each 12 H Hemmed and Hemstitched Huck Towels, large sise, worth 17c; tale price Saturday, each 10 Liquor Department Specials Man-lard Rye and Tennessee Cqrn Whiskey. years old, per full quart To Per gallon, $i.60 . Pchenly, Overholt. Weldcm Springs and Cedar Brook Whisker, $ years old. pet full quart 81.00 per gallon SS. SO Fuiiklst California Port, Sherry, Muscatel and Angelica Wine, per full ft SOo H.ima Made Grai Wine, red or white, per gallon 91-O0 t quart botUea high grade Beer 860 The Greatest Traveling Goods Sale Ever Held in This City Trunks, Bags, Suit Cases, bought from the Ilartman Trunk Co., of Chicago, at 60c on the dollar, on sale now at Vs to V2 off regular prices. Trunks worth $5.00 to $2o.00 on sale. .$3.75 to $1U.Ui Bags worth $2.00 to $25.00 on sale... .$1.25 to $17.50 Suit Caws worth $2.00 to $25.00 on sale $1.25 to $16.95 Wardrobe Trunks worth $40.00 to $60.00 on sale at $29.95 to $43.50 Our Stock of Panama and Straw Hats is Badly Broken But we are still able to offer you a good selection. Panamas worth $5.00 at ..$3.95 Panamas worth $6.00 at $4.95 Panamas worth $10.00 at $6.00 The best straws in town for $2.50- Others at 25c to $4.00 A large lot of boys' and children's straws, including both dress and play hats, worth to 50c, at 25c The Talk of the Town XI m Home ot Low Prices and High Quality Hay den's Grocery Dept. The Talk of Omaha; Hayden's Fresh Vegetable Prices Fresh Peas, per quart ........ 5c 8 bunches Fresh Radishes ....6c Fresh Home Grown Cauliflower, each ...So 6 bunches fresh Onions 6c 6 heads fresh Leaf Lettuce. .. ,5c The best family Diamond H Flour, per 4 8-lb. sack $1-15 10 bars Beat 'Em All or Diamond C Soap for 25c Bromangelon, Jellycon or Jello per pkg 7 He Grape-Nuts, pkg 10c Corn Flakes, pkg Vc Condensed Milk, per can.... 7 He Potted Meats, per can 5c The best Soda Crackers, lb 6c 8 lbs best Bulk Laundry Starch for 25c 011 or Mustard Sardines, can. . ,4c The best Creamery Butter, lb. 85c Full Cream Wisconsin Cheese, per lb 15c McLaren's Peanut Butter, lb. .15c 3 bunches fresh Beets . , Sc 4 bunches fresh Carrots 6c 4 bunches fresh Turnips ......6c Large Cucumbers, each 6c 2 Green Peppers for. ........ 5o Fancy Ripe Tomatoes, lb. ...7 He 3 large bunches Fresh Pie Plant 5c 2 bunches Fresh Parsley 5c BROKE UP FINE FUNERAL Cerpse Comes Life Sits X m His Dos. ltd Salates tn Crew. Ths story of the festive funeral Is one that has its scene laid In the mountains about Gunnison. Church dignitaries, the law and the mountaineers are characters In that early day srrlo comic incident. Every old-timer remembers Sheriff Jack Bowwan. ter.-or of the horse thieves who were Infesting the country. Sheriff How maa was resarded as one of the bravest men In the west, and. when he and his wife took up their permanent abode In Gunnison, then a typical frontier town, they were the life the social center cf the place. Mr. Bowman, wfioee home la Denver had bees the moat beautifully furnished and elaborate la the new dry of the plains, tuok with her to Gunnison after her mar riasw to Jack Powmaa the eastern, lor of style and comfort of fine dress and of vu to dat tnlnss that were a real luxury la the wild and crude west. Known to every prominent Denverite. ber boom was always a haven of hospitality when bis events happen rd In Gunnison. One morning, when the west was youns. Important ceremonies were held In Gunni son. Bishop Spalding had arrived from Denver to dedicate the new Episcopal chapel. Court was In session In the moun tain hamlet and all the leading: lights of the bar were In the town. Sheriff Jack Bowman had left several days previous to the chapel dedication to locale a band of horse (hleves who were ruthlessly raiding the country. On the day of the dedication exercise a horseman clattered down the mountain , and dashed madly up to the home of Mrs. Bowman. "Sheriff Jack baa been killed by the horse thieves,' he gasped, flinging himself from his panting horse and wiping the tear which ran down his tanned and sun burned cheeks. "Are you sure? Where did It happen? How do you know? Tell me all about It!" cried the distracted wife, gaxlng frantically at the panting mountaineer who had brought the tiding. "Can't tell the details. They sent me on to break the new quietly to you. H was killed last night by th horse thieves, that all they told me. They came to my house this morning." he gasped. , Th BMu-nlng th funeral ceremonies broke over the mountains with flagrant buoyancy. No gray mis is veiled th brilliancy of th sun's rays dancing down Into the little town of Gunnison. As though mocking at th downcast widow arrayed in heavy crepe, th splendor of a. Colorado day shon on the world. From Denver bad arrived the most elaborate mourning costume which Ianlela St Fisher could provide. The bishop, with du solemnity, clad in his robe of state, came to per form the funeral ceremonies. Th court was adjourned so that members of th bar might pay their respects to the dead sheriff and to th widow they bad known as a leader of Denver social life. Ail business was suspended. Gunnison was In mouralng for their lost leader. As the distinguished guests assembled In that Httl mountain borne, with Its rich eastern furnishing, awaiting th arrival of th body, a Strang clatter was heard In th village street. From th direction of tb mountain a wagon was seen dashing over the rough road. Beside the wagon, which was driven most recklessly, mounted men were tossing their hats In th air. All th assembled guests forgot even th reserve customary to a funeral to run to th doors and windows. As th wagon drew near a sight, never to be forgotten, greeted the mourners. Sitting on th coffin box, waving his hand Joyously, sat the corpse. The widow-elect gave s piercing scream and fell over in la the arms of Bishop Suaulding. When she recovered Sheriff Jack was descending from his ghoulish wagon seat and was shaking hands with th mourn era "Shame to spoil such a swell funeral, but I refuse to be buried," he chortled. His roaring laugh penetrating th rooms where sighs and the quiet of death had so lately been disturbed only by th sobbing of old friends and the widow, sent tb "At Rest" pillows and. the "Gate Ajar" a-tremble. Sheriff Bowman, gazing upon the floral tribute, burst out into heartier laughter. The good bishop, his whit robe float ing In th mountain breese, stealing In through th windows, his prayer book opened at th burial service In his hands, stood amased. Th lawyers and th Judge gased with an Inquiring legal mind from the widow who wasn't a widow to th corps who refused to be defunct. Then th laugh of Sheriff Jack onoa mors floated through th room. Mr. Bowman, always ready to lis' to any occasion, passed up the divine right of weak woman to indulge In a nlc ot of hysterics and hastened to th larder to bring forth refreshments. .The solemnity of the occasion, which had weighed upon every Gunnison dweller since hte news of the sheriffs death, sud denly turned Into a sort of hysterical Joy. Everybody present stepped forward and enthusiastically drank to th long life and continued good health of Sheriff Jack Bowman, the corpse who rod Joyously to his own funeral on the top of his own coffin Chicago Inter-Ocean. BALLYHOO SCHOOL OF OMAR Worth of Good Spieler II ease red by the Sis of the Crowd He Draws. Omar Sam!, the cleverest ballyhoo spieler who has ever lured the reluctant "simp" Into a show, whether on fairground, park or circus, says that New Torkers are tb hardest people In the world to talk to. Omar ought to know, for b has tally hooed In all parts of the world, from India to Indiana, from Hobcken to Hindu stan. 8. W. Gumperts, fnsnsssr of Dream land. Coney Island, has .ens-aged Omar Paml as Instructor for tb school of bally hoo apUlers woo will this season jt-tlltam- Jennragsbryan front of the various at tractions. Testerday when Omar Baml gathered the boonters or thlllabers, spielers, or ballyhoo talkers about him In th rkat Ing rink of Dreamland, he explained sev eral Interesting points In his science. Jn the first place, be said, It was com monly supposed that a ballyhoo is the per son who makes the talk In front of a show. This Is an error, for, as he said, a ballyhoo Is merely a performance given outside of an entertainment In order to attract the crowd Vo that th spieler may lure them Inside. He said that as much art, system and brain work are required to make a good spiel, or talk, as must b possessed by an actor appearing la on of th most dir the ballyhoo spieler, some of whom talked as If they nad lived on Fifth avenue and bad seen better days, and others as If they had never been away from th east side, be said: "You men all seem to be trying to talk Ilk showmen! The first principle ot a good ballyhoo spiel 1 to talk naturally, Th aim of th old spieler was to make a noise. That sort of thing won't go now aday a New Torkers art the hardest peo ple in the world to talk to. When yon have a crowd of educated people you must ad dree them as such, and not as you would a bunch of -simps;' and when yoi have a mob of roughnecks to interest ans lur inside, talk to them la their own persiflage" Omar, who lays no claim to having writ ten "Th Rubaiyat.- exclaimed that a rid like th "Great Divide" or "Th Glaciers." or a spectacle Ilk "Creation," had no ballyhoo. Such shows bare merely a grind, that Is, a oonstsnt talker. He called at tention to th fact that all shows calling for a ballyhoo had three step before th entrance. Tb reason for this Is that th boosters, or shlilabers. In th crowd may be seen going Into th show by those be hind, and thus noourage, as It were, a forward Impetus toward th ticket seller. Xw Tork Sun, What S Baas. Th stoat prims donna waddled forward, smiling In every dimple. "Tou so vei" kind," she said, "sat I seeng for you see song of your land, "Oma, Bveet (MIS " Thereupon, having warmed up. sh emitted something that sounded like a composite sdaptatloo of "Her Ms, Norma." "The Last Roe of Summer." two calliopes and a steam ere retiring amid tremendous and long-eontlnued ap plause. Clevelsnd plain Dealer. Persistent AdrUalajr la th Road tm mm Returns.