Tim fcEKt OMAHA, THURSDAY, JtTNfc 22, 1911.
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Don't b a dunce Is not only good
alliteration, but a timely motto for the
"6urln.
What If trier should run across old
man Mc'Glnty down there in Havana
harbor? .
"Go aa far as. you Jolly, well like,"
is Johnny Bull' welcome to the man
with the price.
London seems to be bearing well Its
new honor that of having in its midst
the Hon! Johnson. - ' '
Surely that Is a bally lot of hard
luck dear old Lunnon Is having with
the Weather Just now. ' '
If a careful examination were made,
possibly other senators might be found
with splinters from the Lumber trust
in their feet.
A scientist tells us that a cubic
mile of average rock weighs 12,800,-
000,000 or 12,800,000,000,000 tons,
we forget which.
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Among other troubles besetting the
Park board is a threatened danger
that Carter lake may fun dry. Put
It up to the Water board.
Young Hod Havemeyer's ambition
"to make a career for myself" ought
to Justify most anything he sees fit to
do with th$ sugar industry.
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Mr. Bryan still claims the right to
think and speak aa he pleases, but he
is slow to concede the same right to
other members of the democratic
party. ' . . -
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According to the astronomers, yes
terday was the first day of summer,
though some folks probably have
thought summer has been present for
a month.
Democratic administrations proba
bly could say they never paid out such
large sums to' private attorneys to
"bust the trusts." They never "busted"
the trusts, -either.
From what happened afterward it
now appears that when Orozco gath
ered Madero up in his arms and told
him he was ,the apple of his eye he
must have mant a crab apple.
The newspapers of North Carolina
have raised the interesting question,
"Do snakes bite cows?" We do not
know, but don't ever think of going
fishing without your snake-bite.
The Fourth commandment is well
impressed on young Havemeyer, who
says he believes bis father was actu
ated solely by philanthropic motives
when he organized the Sugar trust.
It makes an ugly front lerlsh showing
when a census ot Chicago murders Is taken
for ona year. Chicago News.
Are the late increases, then, the re
sult of Chicago's effort to get out of
the frontier class?
"Freedom is a virtue; you make it
a vice,' is a little line in an old drama.
It might be applied to the freedom ot
speech as abused by fakirs who preach
that marriag& is a bondage and dl
' vorce a blessing.
Incldently, the White House silver
wedding anniversary has brought out
the fact that there will be likewise a
silver wedding In the household of
Colonel Roosevelt on December 2 ot
this very same year.
What's this? The good people ot
Lincoln terrorized by holdups and as
saults, and too frightened to walk the
streets, at sight? We suggest a mass
meeting, or a vigilance committee, or
a volunteer force of citizen policemen.
It straws show which way the wind
blows, Champ Clark's and Oscar Un
derwood's ' advocacy of transferring
the express business to the railroads,
must make- those esteemed corpora
tions shiver with fear at the thought
of democratic ascendancy.
Wool Bill Through the House.
It was a foregone conclusion that
whatever bill the democrats endorsed
la their caucus on the wool tariff,
or; for that matter on any other phase
of the tariff, would pass the house,
but the vote on the measure In a re
publican senate munt remain uncer
tain. Twenty-four of the 185 repub
licans In the house voted for the
democratic wool bill, and only one
democrat voted against It, and It Is
reasonable to presume that some re
publicans In the senate will favor It
and tome democratic senators oppose
It. It is more likely, however, that
the bill will not go out of the senate
finance committee, and that adjourn
ment will be reached without a record
in the senate on the final passage of
the measure.
While everyone admits the need of
downward revision of "Schedule K,"
which embraces wool and woolens, the
difference between the democrats and
republicans goes back to the principle
of protection. The republicans take
the position thst a tariff should be
maintained on protective lines as de
fined in the last republican platform
to the extent of the difference in the
returns of labor and capital here and
abroad. To ascertain what these dif
ferences are is the task at which the
tariff board is at work, and repub
licans will prefer to wait for the
board's report on the wool schedule
rather than to take action blindly now
that may later have to be undone.
The president's special message indi
cates that the tariff board cannot re
port before December, and if this
means delay, the blame will belong
on the democrats, who beat the pro
vision for a permanent tariff commis
sion, compelling the president to use
the tariff .board in a make-shift way
for this purpose. Had the tariff com
mission section been permitted by the
democrats to stay in the Payne-Aldrtch
law, the report on the wool schedule
might have been available months
ago, and surely would have been ready
how.
Royalty and Democracy-.
That the political evolution of Great
Britain is hot measured by court func
tions we see from the pomp and cere
mony with which the king Is crowned.
The trappings of tradition have lost
none ot their luster in the changing
process of governmental Institutions.
Royalty is about as conspicuously for
mal and solemn, in the coronation of
George V as It was in that ot George
III, under whose ignoble reign royalty
learned of its impotence to obstruct
the progress of democracy even in
England.
It is wasting words, therefore, to
say that because the British people
cling to the formalities of tradition In
celebrating, a court function the rep
resentative theory of government is
not making headway. While George
V is being crowned hereditary pre
rogatives of the nobility and of the
clergy tremble in the balance.' While
the people 'today pay homage to the
same empty forms in vogue under the
intolerant George III, the king's own
ministry strikes at the ancient veto
power of the lords and the masses
look out into a broader, richer do
main of political rights than they ever
before beheld.
Buckingham palace is hot the place
to get Criteria of Britain's political
progress, as all who have kept up with
the current of events in Parliament
well know. Radical changes In gov
ernment machinery and methods have
been made and others will be made.
Nor will it do to argue, then, that
there are two distinct opposing na
tional forces at work in Great Britain,
one to preserve the sanctity of court
royalty, the other to destroy it. King
George s successor will probably.be
crowned with the ame formality. The
point is simply this: Britain's attl
tude toward state functions is the re
sult of its traditions and is not likely
to undergo material changes quickly,
Royalty is a cherished inheritance,
separate and apart from the national
political attitude. It probably would
not be changed or disturbed even It
put to a popular vote. Every other
country has Its own national forms
quite distinct from its political ten
dencies. We see and know that
Britain is passing out of the old and
into the hew era. So, while this In
stltutton of royalty is of no special
value to the progress of the new sys
tern of political thought, neither can
It obstruct It or seriously retard it.
The Emerg tncf Working Out
The garbage "emergency" is gradu
ally working out so that the taxpayers
will eventually see where they stand.
Three years ago a proposal was re
ceived, and a contract made, by which
the garbage was to be collected abso
lutely without cost either to the city
or to householders, the consideration
being the use of the garbage for feed
ing and rendering purposes. This
scheme evidently did not produce the
pronis expected ana the accommo
dating council rescinded the contract
and released the contractors, although
the agreement had several years yet
to run.
Tne next turn was to permit the
same garbage haulers to exact
charge from each householder served.
Tne natural consequence was that
only the more thickly populated dis
tricts received even half-way decent
service, while the outlying areas, from
which the hauling might have to be
done at si loss, were totally disre
garded.
The last move was to provide for
garbage collection by the city at pub
lic expense so that all householders
might have relatively equal attention.
But now comes another twist whereby
the original contractors want the city
to bind Itself for three years to de
liver the garbage thus collected to
them free of charge. In other words.
If this contract Is made the city will
be legally obligated to do garbage
hauling at an estimated cost of from
125,000 to 130,000 a year, which the
contractors originally volunteered to
do In consideration of getting the gar
bage, which they are now to have
for nothing.
If the collection of garbage by the
city Is an experiment, the city cer
tainly should not tie itself up for three
years or for any period of time that
will prevent early adoption of the
most sanitary and improved methods
of garbage disposal.
The Journal's Poll.
The Lincoln Journal has been pro
undlng three Questions to editors of
po
republican newspapers in Nebraska to
ascertain sentiment as to President
Tarts re-election. It has so far
printed forty answers, fairly well dis
tributed between radicals and con
servatives, as well as geographically.
Many ot the answers contain an im
portant and overshadowing' "lf,,k but
tabulating them as well as they per
mit of tabulation, We have the follow
ing:
1. Is it your lUdrment that President TSfl
can carry Nebraska?
Yes 21. No 19.
2. Can he be elected?
Yes 23. No
8. Do you believe a atronrer mm thai
Taft can be nominated by republican next
ear 7
Yes 18. No 22.
Noticeable, also, is the frequent re
mark that President Taft Is Steadily
growing in, strength at a rate which,
If continued, would make him in
vincible for re-election, and those an
swers which exhibit doubt show no
consensus for any other one candi
date. . ' .
It is, of Course, a little early fOr the
straw, vote to have much significance.
The Journal's poll, however, contro
verts the notion cultivated by the
democrats, that the president has no
support in his own party In progres
sive states like Nebraska.
Governor Baldwin , of Connecticut
recently declined to make a welcome
address to a total abstinence society.
giving as his reason a press ot other
matters. He admitted In a subse
quent interview, however, thai, While
a total abstainer himself, he does not
believe In political prohibition and has
always voted for license in New
Haven, feeling that it is too large a city
to be under prohibition. For a gov
ernor of a blue law state the governor
of Connecticut manifests a broadness
of view that governors of other states
might well emulate.
Two years, ago Edgar Howard
frankly admitted that the nonpartisan
racket had been played out and that
the democrats seeking to connect with
supreme court Judgeships this year
would ask for votes because they were
democrats and want the Jobs. It
looks as if Edgar Howard's prognosti
cation were going to prove correct.
Wh,lle the council is still fooling
around about making a new contract
for gas street lighting, the unpaid
bills for past lighting continue to ac
cumulate, presumably with added in
terest. A private business establish
ment conducted on the same plan that
Omaha's street lighting contracts have
been handled would be beading for
the hands of a receiver.
Of course, there is no Ice combine
in Omaha. It was Just coincidence
that all the big ice companies raised
the price 25 per cent at exactly the
same moment. It is Just coincident
that certain companies confine them
selves to particular districts and re
fuse to take customers across the line
that belong to some other company.
Congressman Martin of Colorado
has entered complaint against alleged
favoritism of the War department for
Fort D. A. Russell as against Fort
Logan. Fort D. A. Russell is the
army post at Cheyenne, and Why is
Senator Warren chairman of the mill
tary affairs committee, anyway
Omaha is a great training school,
constantly graduating men who make
good in all branches of work into
higher places in other cities. The
best part of it Is, too, that with few
exceptions these graduates of Omaha's
business and professional life make
good wherever they arej called.
Still, we believe it would do Just as
well to have the principals in the
schools on the same basis of tenure as
the teachers on the permanent list, so
that they can count on keeping their
places without interruption or re
election during good behavior and effl
dent service.
The total number of pool halls In
Omaha taking out licenses to date Is
seventy-eight. That explains still
further why it required so much pres
sure to get favorable consideration by
the council for any kind of a pool hall
regulation ordinance.
Wa Him tha GMda.
Washington Post
Why not get a playground director from
Omaha, too? -
With Seren Wards.
Chicago Inter Ocean,
A federal Judge In Chicago swept aside
several bushels of technicalities and held
that a dosen Indicted packers must really
go te trial. This is regarded as a notable
triumph for Jurisprudence.
Aa Istdlspatahle. rail,
Pittsburg Dispatch.
Tha pumping of tha water from the
wreck of the Maine has so far succeeded
In establishing the Indisputable fact that
It was blown up so thoroughly aa to be
entirety justified In sinking.
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GOVERNOR ALDlUtH'8 ADDRESS
Nebraska's Ezecntlve at the Ohio
State University.
Ohio State Journal, Columbus.
Commencement day addresses are gener
ally literary and philosophical, suffused
with the Hassles and steeped In learning.
Governor A Id rich's, at the Ohio 8tate uni
versity yesterday was not so. It was ag
gressive, original and breesy. He struck
right out for the arena of life and took his
subject with him, and illustrated It by
vents, a part of which he was.
His toplo was "Progressiva Cltlsenshlp,"
certainly a fitting subject, when over 400
young men and women Wire just starting
out to be citizens.. . He defined radicalism
moral energy put into action, and he
regarded progressive eitlsenshlp in the
same light. It meant an abandonment ot
tha old, conservative status, quo positions,
and assuming aa entirely new relation to
public duty; not that tha Idea was new,'
but tha attitude waa new. ,
That hew attitude meant simply the cut
ting away from corporate control and es
tablishing tha complete supremacy of tha
popular will. The domination ot corporate
power meant the subjugation of the man
hood of the nation and to prevent that the
product of the high school, the college and
tha university should be Intelligently and
bravely directed. He illustrated his Idea
by a most interesting reference to the way
tha corporation was handled by his own
state ot Nebraska.
All through his argument one could see
this thread of principle running that tha
rights of one man did not Interfere with
the exercise of the rights of another, nor
did justice to tha people prevent justice to
the corporation. In fact, the service to the
people meant a ttue service to the corpora
tion. This was Shown In Nebraska, where.
when the people set what they demanded,
th corporations were so satisfied that they
would not return .to. the old system. v
This Idea, the governor pressed In an
emphatic and plalnspoken manner. His ap
peal to tha students waa to get Into line
with progressiva eitlsenshlp and establish
liberty, justice and equality In the land.
That was the demand of true scholarship
today. It was an effective, entertaining
and inspiring address. We are heartily
glad the governor came all the way from
Nebraska to make it
People Talked About
Golfing and yachting are the favorite
pastimes ot Colonel Thompson, New York
financier and clubman.
A remarkable back-to-tha-land movement
Is noted at PlttstJbrg, Kan. Large quanti
ties of liquor, to escape selxura, waa burled
In nearby farms, and owners ot scorching
thirsts a;e digging aa they never dug be
fore. Postmaster Beylers of Radley, Ind., can
not resign his position because no one can
be found who Is willing to take his place.
The government has twice set examination
days, but both went by default for want of
appUoante.
John Oldroyd of Mlddletown, N. T., baa
been summoned to Bridgeport, Conn., as
a witness In a ctw of water rlghta, which
has been in tht courts since he left that
city forty years ago. He la the only re
maining wltnesa who can testify as to the
facts In the ease.
Tyrant man In eontrol of the Michigan
Telephone company boldly challenges
women patrons to a desperate fray. He
proposes restricting feminine gossip over
the phone to give business a chance to
ham over the wires! If the Michigan
manager has any hair on his dome, discre
tion behooves blm te cut it short and save
his scalp.
The feat of Ernest Paxton Janvier of
Philadelphia, who was graduated from
Princeton with honors. Is one of the most
remarkable ever performed at Princeton.
Janvier la almost totally blind, and al
though he IS able to find his way around
the Princeton campus without help, he
has never been able to read a word of
print.
Governor Wood row Wilson, talked to a
convention ol lawyers at Atlantic City laat
Week and his remarks bristled with barbs.
"It is Use,' h Said, "that the legal pro
fession aa a profession does not enjoy the
confidence ot the people. I am surprised,
and I must say, disappointed, that your
profession hare has hot undergone tha same
ohange and liberalising that baa character
ised Its progress In other countries. Tou
are too technical; you are business men
on strictly legal Unas. Tha community no
longe? regards you as legal guides. Tou
have withdrawn from statesmanship and
lowered the profession to a strictly busi
ness basis." .
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The Bee's Letter Box
Contributions on Timely Bnbjeote
Hot Xaeeedlng Two Hundred Words
Are turned from Our Beaters.
Ire Cream and Near Ice Cream.
BROWN VILLE, Neb., June l.-To the
Editor of the Bee: My attention has Just
been called to your article regarding my
letter to Food Commissioner Jackson. Re
garding it I desire to say i am Informed
that any Ice sold under the caption of "Ice
cl-eam" must test at least 22 per cent
butler fat. Health and economy demand
ing an ice of lower test, I undertook to dis
cover If there waa any way at present in
which the old fashioned home made Ice
cream could be sold. By the commis
sioner's letter I understand It can be sold
under some other name than "lea cream."
I write this because the statement may be
of Interest to various societies in your city.
I am proud ot our metropolis and would
do It all the good 1 can. If I am a Meth
odist NEWTON SHERMAN.
A Defl to the Ualoa.
ELKHORN, Neb., June 20. To the Editor
of The Bee: In answer to the protest to the
commissioners by painters against my em
ployment aa painting Inspector, would say
that the commissioners knew what they
were doing when they appointed me
(McArdle) Inspector. In the first place I
am not a farmer because I live on a
farm. Because our Saviour Was born In a
atable does not make him a horse. I am
not a farmer, and as to having a prac
tical man as Inspector. I consider myself
more practical than a great number of
your union painters, as I have had plenty
of practise in mixing paint and daubing, it
on. If I had been ihernW of the union
there would have been nothing of the pro
test If I was practical or not The union
did not stop to Investigate whether 1 was
practical or not. All they know Is 1 am
not a union man. -
In conclusion would say the union should
withdraw their protest or Investigate and
prove that I am not experienced in paints.
FRANK MoARDLE.
Tell Hew Deeik.
OMAHA, June 1. To the Editor ot The
Bee: 1 noticed In this ' morning's Be of
the drowning of two young girls at Carter
lake yesterday. Now 1 should think that
the Park board could do as they do in
other cities and have posts set out an
nouncing the depth of the water So that
such accidents could not happen So easily.
HUMBLE CITIZEN.
easassBSBaasss
High School Discipline.
OMAHA, June l.-To the Editor of The
Bee: I was amused at aa effusion In Fri
day's "Bee" in regard to "Women
Teachers."
Omaha has occasion te be proud of Its
high school, its discipline, general effective
ness, and Its constant advance in recent
years,
One of the potent factors In the position
the high school haa attained is the faith
ful, untiring, unselfish, capable service
that . US corps of women teachers have
rendered without stint. A specimen of
the "genus homo" of the masculine gender
who undertakes to belittle this work Is
lacking m the essential elements of man
hood. "Every parent knows that a boy (manly
coy) or is to w dislikes to be spoken to
and coddled as if he was a sissy and of
no account." I don't think that It wouM
be possible to crowd more utter nonsense
into the same amount ef English than la
contained In the above quotation from the
letter referred to above.
A boy wno has reached this age and
has not enough self-respect and common
Senas to behave In school should be
promptly expelled, and his father should
be sent up for at least five years as a
publio nuisance. Buch sires, not fathers,
are a good deal more of a menace to the
public welfare than all the Rockefellers and
Morgans and other trust magnates that
could be stood in a ten-acre lot
These are the kind of boys who play
the baby act and leave school on some
trumped up pretext or other; but In reality
to loaf and bum, and In a few years are
blubbering around because Some girl has
beaten them out of a Job.
High school teachers, whether men or
women, ought not to have to spend their
time and energy making such riff-raff he-
have like civilised human beings. Nor
should those who are Id high school to
secure Its advantages be annoyed and
hindered by such hoodlums. The teaching
force should be free to glvs all their at
tention to assisting those who. Wish to
learn.
The "Bee' hit the hall square on the head
In a recent editorial which stated that
qualifications and not sex should de
termine selecting the principal for the
high school. B. J. WOODRUFP.
Big Bwl for Wireless.
Boston Herald.
Did ever a commercial concern htve
such a boost as the wireless companies re
ceive from the requirements about to be
enforced by the federal government that
all vessels with a capaoity of mors than
fifty passengers and plying between points
more than MO miles apart be equipped with
"radio-active communication In good work
ing order" operated by a skilled person T
1 Keen It Dark.
Chhtage Tribune,
Dr. Woods Hutchinson maintains that
the women of this generation are taller
than their predecessors. Be It far from
us to Insinuate that the heels of women's
shoes sre higher than they used to be.
SENATOR LA FOLLETTE'B BOOM.
Pal 1 1 more American: The only fault with
Senator I Toilette's aspiration Is that he
Is boosting himself upon a self -en gendered
sentiment, and, like the fellow who sought
to lift himself by his suspenders, he will
find that he has been hurrahing for him
self to no effect.
Indianapolis News: The lack of enthusi
asm with which Mr. La follette's candi
dacy has been received does not mean that
Insurgency has declined. It means that the
Insurgents have, forsaken their banners
and that President Taft has taken them
and Is marching on.
Cleveland leader: As for progressive re
publicans, the attempt to make them shout
for I -a Follette or wear a musxle cannot
si.creed. They do hot recognise the right
of the Wisconsin senator te assume that
he in the destined leader of the advanced
element In the republican party. No man
ha, a mortgage on that virile and Inde
pendent wing of the republican organisa
tion. Philadelphia Record Idem ). I4t Follette
Is preparing to sacrifice tjs Inclinations
and his private Interestr by acceding to a
Utter now circulating for signatures which
will ask him to announce himself aa a
pieslrtential candidate against the re
actionary William Howard Taft. Among
the people who know him best, however,
there Is the greatest reluctance to sign
this letter. It is said in Washington that
not more than half the progressives in
congress will affix their names.
PASSING PLEASANTRIES.
"Where were you all last evening, sir.
till the small hours?"
"I sat up the whole evening holding a
sick friend's hand."
"A llkelv story!"
"1 can prove It. I took his place in the
club game." Baltimore American.
"Talk about Napoleon! That fellow
Wombat Is something of a Strategist him
self." "As to how?"
"Got his salary raised six months ago.
and his wife hadn't found It out yet.
Washington Herald.
"It must be exciting to live In one of
those South American republics."
"Ye. Bven it political 'disturbances
cettse. every man, woman and child will
be eligible to some hind of a revolution
ary society." Washington Star.
Wlfey (with magazine) It says here that
a statute mile Is t.tm feet and a nautical
mile 6,00 feet. Now why are they differ
ent, John? . . .
Hub Whv-er-you know, my dear, that
things swell when In the water. Boston
Transcript.
Crawford Who was the man killed In the
Wreck?
Crabshaw I don't know, but he 11 be the
fellow the coroner's ' Jury will put the
blame on. Life.
Mabel 1 am sure he must have loved
her very dearly?
Maude I should say so. He married her
In spite of the fact that he had been out
in the rain with her all one afternoon, was
seasick with her, and saw her unexpect
edly at home the morning after a dance.
Puck.
"Brooks," asked Rivers, who was acting
temporarily as Information editor, "a chap
wants to know how many words there are
In the English language. Have you any
Idea?"
"Oh,- tell him he can find out for him-
The Common
ousefly
or
Is the justly deserving object of a national campaign in
the interest of the publio health. Plies carry filth and
disease germs wherever thev go. We are glad that wo
are able to co-operate effectively in the fight against the
housefly.
Flies and Electric Fans
Do Not Agree
Flies cannot alight in a breeze and it is a simple
thing to keep your kitchen, your living room and tha
sleeping room of your child free from the contamination
of these insects. One electric fan in a small household J
a v
can nsuallv he maria tn sptv
freshening and cooling the air. The new 8-inch house
hold fan. is both practical and inexpensive.
For sale by all dealers.
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Power Company
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It saves so much work in other ways. There are no
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"We got fc.ity-e:ihl wedding pres. tit."
"You're lucky." (
"We are not. Kerv one cntn.- f-om i
friends who are engaged to be niaiHr.i. I
Toledo lusde.
THE BELLES.
Tom laly in Catholic eiHniatd an-t T mrs.
(V the btllr:
Summer belles;
What a plenitude of henrtm-hes their fid-
dlnena compels;
How they KlPKle. glpvle. gl(:Rle,
In the sea hreexe-lnden nighi.
How their victims siiultm and wriggle
In sn ersttu-Y of (i:Mht.
How they hurt
When they flirt.
When with ghoulish glee they gloat
On the squirming of a fellow when thsy
have him by the thront.
V the -belles:
Uraten belles;
How they conjurt, heme mid plan
To entrap the summer mnn.
The ribbon counter gentlemen a ho mas
querade aa swells.
. O! the belles!
Oreerty belles;
How they wring, wring, wring
8oda water, everywhere,
From the pockets of those "Cash!" ex
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Foxy belles;
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O! the belles!
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