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TIIE BEE: OMAHA. MONDAY, JUNE lf. 1911.
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TOT,' BEES JUNIOR BIRTHDAY BOOK.
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T4?1i "read ' 1mt!"colfee professor's
b'ast aboutthe jrreatevt faults of university
life hehig its r od a I detractions?" de
manded the hjir. Warmer. ,
rca U . I tv : . when those social
unions iwiir lingerie-, wsist and wob-
Wstaa'V the.' Hot) Lobbyist.
A. HiM WhJ wwttyqt be a rah-rah boy
during the aoclal detraction season? Where
the elective aysirm of -study obtain you
can ThoyTrth isouT'th a. d. But
-why?wtffheuTa th ertUnent' prexy take
thlpTVhiuVXrVoihrhnld. la fairly
clutte?J ur fci.U7lUMttaUnf f,t or t It
xpecH.r.r"ft-wtrrr tner sea and river
Torri, .'Jnv JVi jSeyfyid . . t h e" A I D-w h y does
h WtTthr,yilifre Uoiild Rive the etop-loB;-11shn--in
gptmrr and not at the
"tlma- Jf,x-n.f er-cTtT)5-ayrcaIaureate.
"Praay il4ently r laljorlng under the
riottdntat 'rdr"VerrtBt young wearer
of Klajiay.le-tjotliea and curly brlar
.XHl -raa- sx snap's -of learning to
alt down and' ladle Ore, math., history.
.FayoawXAtlavjuid.. oUtar. classical Junk
, m in till- uma
i hn i -i. , ...iiiTSTTHra.
? "DISTRACTION."
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gridiron with the rival eleven or pull
Mreet ilin up by the root.
"The rave word which the preaiee and
other highbrow have been handing; out
to the young peraon trembling on life's
frequently mentioned threshold have been
drowned out considerably thla month by
the newa of eforesald trembler being ar
retted or otherwise In conflict with the
constituted authorities for th rough work
during the Jolly June Jinks. They should
remember that life's threshold ought to
have a doormat, town constables preferred.
"Of course we can't say much about the
chapter houaee, for those chapters ara In
a closed book. There are distraction and
distractions, some blonde and others bru
nette, and all look the same 'neath a June
moon. The boy of some colleges find
distraction In 'licking policemen, while
,thaboy of corresponding college"
"What?" asked the Chair Warriier.
"Licking postage stamps," said the Hotel
Lobbyist.
(Copyright. 1M1. by New Tork Herald Co.)
.Into, their upper atoriea. He ought to be
wised up that the present mission of our
great oMrs.t 'pulsating 'thought lk to
teach the proper way of combing the hair
straight back, -hitching the trousers up as
far. aa the, lar-allows,-.writing real literary
effort In (he Tight fiction line to Pa, singing-
1n 'dl5ttWid ionea beneath the old
elma, oak .willow, .magles. Quarter sawed
on An of mahbjra-nles, Coloring pipe teasing
soliaris wut-.ef-' mandolla carrying ' on an
enjtirely thoughtless conversation without
getting out of step while waltzing, and be-
eoj.mg mental giants who can plow up a
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Epigrams
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Hasten at leisure.
Great griefs are mute.
Plenty makes daintiness.
Early marriage, long lore.
Rust wastes more tnan use.
Boldly ventured Is half won.
Faint praise is akin to abuse.
A slothful man never has tlma.
Hs has enough who la content.
Happy Is h who can take warning from
the mishaps of others.
From the same flower the be extracts
honey and tha wasp gall.
Broken friendship "may bs soldered, but
can never be made sound.
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The horn of a rhinoceros Is not joined to
the bona of th head, but grows on th
Somehow or other It take a
much longer to spend M cents
dollar.
woman
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MONDAY,
June 19, 1911.
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Nam and Address. Rrhool. Year.
EthI K. Boyc, I5SI Burt St Stundr
Tony Barta, 2204 Poppleton Are Mason .1902
Ruth C. Braden, 2702 North TwentT-flfth St Stored Hfsrt... ...1901
Norman Brown, 2U7 Seward 8t Long .......... .1904
Arthur Brammann, 2600 Fowler Are Saratoga 1901
Cecil A. Barge, 2208 Harney 8t Central ........ ..1900
Kenneth Church, 412 William St Train 190t
Mildred Carruthers, 4922 Saratoga Bt ...Saratoga. .1900
Ray Crelghton, 2022 Howard St Central ........ .1902
Howard Callahan, 1822 Van Camp Ave... Vinton t ........ ,1900
Leta O. CoutU. 2616 North Twenty-ninth St.... Howard Kennedy.. 1892
Nina L, Dlion, 618 North Thirty-second 8t High ... 1896
George Dyhberg. 1620 North Twenty-eighth 8t Long . . . .M . . ; .1906
Dwlght Danforth. 214 South Twenty-fifth St Central .1894
Helen Dickaaon, 2817 North Nineteenth Are Lake ...1902
Bertha Elkins, 808 Forrest Are... .' High ........... 1S94
Anita Ford, 208 South Thirty-eighth St High 1894
Harold Ferguson, 414 North Forty-first Are. Saunders . . . . ... ..1896
Emmtt Fay, 3209 South Twenty-first 8t Vinton ......... .'.,1904
Roland Flinn, 2716 North Twenty-second St.. . . . .Lothrop ........... 1901
Darid Green berg, 2710 Burt St... Webster ....... ..1896
Myer Goldmare, 2063 North Nineteenth St Lake ........... 1904
Eldon Huff, 2606 Davenport St . . Farnam ......... 1900
Harry Hartman, 621 South Twenty-ninth St Farnam .1901
Elisabeth A. Hooper, 4326 Maple 8t..... Clifton Hill.. 1904
Peter Johanek, 1602 William St Comenlus 1906
Frank Korous, 1932 South Thirteenth St Lincoln 1897
Aaron W. Krenser, 1136 North Eighteenth St Kellom 1897
Christine Kocher, 1729 Ontario St Vinton ... ...1896
Lee W. Kalb. Child Saving Institute...... Lake ........... .1S39
Dorothy Kalb, 1806 Ohio St Lake 1899
Paul Kennebek, 2124 Locust St.. Sacred Heart. . . ...1898
Henry A. Kleburg. 3216 Corby St ..Howard Kennedy.. 1901
James La Hood, 2739 Elm St Bancroft ... . . . . 71899
Virginia M. Leisele, 1137 South Thirty-first St Park ...... i .1902
Willie Laabovlca, 1711 South First St Train ...1899
Willie Loftus, 1416 North Thirty-eighth St Saratoga ..,1901
Loretta looking Glass- Held Up to Girl With Gapping Gown
He had the Itrey Organized nature which
i .dislikes tS see and one' unconsciously be-
coma a'naUgHtntf stock. Me was worried
when hs awr Jthe-;iUles jthat fastend on
tha faces about, -you-while-the eyes fixed
on self-satisfied ' appearance ' and the toilet
deficiency that did not justify It. So he
leaned forwarfi and eourtoul told you
that your dresVfrApp'd-'1
It Aid. Three hisogwnlsl hook and
yea had evered that properly amicable
rotations and-Wnr daeh of white petti
er was risible between ths estranged
ed.B's of your placket.
Itook aod deal of courage for a man,
so eon.lderata.'s '1f Mticomfortable be
eaoae a tranrr w bring laughed at. en
addreaa sift, h did net know about ao
reUcate a matter. Rut he climbed over hi
natural Jielttio"-nd forced himself to
do it He has to have a deep nd loyal
sen of a girl" dlimlty to be strong
enough ta dommst his Inclination to Just
i. wir enough from"- and leave you to
unconsciously ludicrous
wsr. ,
alii hs recoimlzcs that you are
kr.it of your conceited air.
Imagination enough to picture your suf-
f faring when you discover on your return
I boms that you have been making a proi?-
r reee" alona Cid sUeet and at Irrlng the aver-
1 an passer, 'to xiwrtfc- ,.Ht - feels for tha
ls-Vnbarrasmnt youwlJJ endure.
.j But he feel for lometnm gejse me mo-
. - m .bi.i.ai mm ...it
aftr hs has renpi-a nn auucun
a lady
He ha
nnt
servtca. And ha feels wildly, tfsnperately.
It la for ths bell rope. He pulls U frantlo
ally. He plunges toward the door of th
car. He wants to get out of your neigh
borhood with a singleness of intention that
makes him half otfllvlou to tha grins of
the passengers.
Tou have turned upon him with a glare
that out-glared the gorgon. Tou have
swept him with a fiery glance that would
have withered a putty man Tou have re
ceived his kindness with a ferocity and
defiance that would only have been ap
propriate if ha had put a fuzzy caterpillar
or a dynamite bomb Into your hand. To
look at you. It would be easy to Imagine
he had offered you an unpardonable insult.
Tet he has only tried to be kind.
There Is an I-totd-ynu-o look on tha
face about. They may have tried and
been annihilated at some time before. Ton
are like most girls. Instead of beln ap
preciate of this particular service, you
act as if you thought the gap was ths fault
of the one who told you about It. Girls
know each other no well that . they win
not run the risk of tolling each other about
the mirth provoking gap.
They will watch another prancing- nd
preening along with a curious, cruel Joy
In what her mortification would be If ehe
discovered why she was the "observed of
all observers." And men of some ex
perience will run no risks of STMouraglng
the blao khldeousnea of ingratltud from
the girl whose drees gaps.
Tou are thes ame girt who looks dag
gers and swear words at ths man who
steps on your train. Tou never bare any
Vh, . -at , k
a f Outfit
and It takes several weeks to
Teople who
tha Hngmaater. 'doa't
spent upon an elephant wardrobe.
The average-alzed v Elephant." he con
tinued, "ha a denote 'walt of about
thirteen feet In circumference, and he
measures about' ten .feet from shoulder to
hlndjartre,iae.d bout the same In bright,
Fortys!' yards at 'Wte'rlal. ezclualv of
trimmings, 1 required to complsi th
I "costume,
make.
"Only tha finest and most costly of ma
terials can be used, or els tha elephant
would be always tearing tha garment to
r..r,.A pieces. Just this plain article, made of
sens of Justice about It. Tou never real
las that tha Dor was certainly meant for
tha neeeasarv feet quite as much as for
your unnecessary train. Tou seem to
grudge him moving space.
Men say they "cannot understand
girls." Do you wonder, when they meet
tho Girl with ths Gapping Gown? It's a
constant surprise to me that they con
tinue to bo so decently oonslderate when
they ara so often treated like cut-throats
and petty thieve.
Nubs of Knowledge
Northmen discovered a part of the North
American continent about t$eyear'lM0.
London originally stood a '-the eentef of
the marshes, part Of Whl&s'.'exitnded over
the area of Southwark and Battersea.
The total area under wheat .In Australia
this season will b 7.S07 .We-acres, an In
crease of more , than 00,000 'acres on last
year s area.
If there were but one potato in the world,
a careful cultivator might produce 10,000,000,
000 from it In ten years, and thus supply
ths world with seed again. ...
The Lancashire and Yorkshire Railway
company has installed a remarkable auto
matic machine at Sandhills Station, Liver
pool, by which, on dropping a penny In a
! slot, a ticket Is printed, dated and cut. The
machine is worked electrically, the power
being supplied from the live rail. When
the supply of cardboard Is running short
the clerks In the office sre warned by the
ringing of a bell.
Epigrams
Ralph F. Macksnsle, 814 South Twenty-fifth Ave.
Hedwlg Melander, 3023 Cass 8t
Del ma M. Meek. 1614 South Twenty-eighth St...
Jesse Mitchell, 1808 Ohio St
. . . Mason ,
. . . Webster
. . . ri a
. . . Lake
.1905
.1901
.1900
.1904
.1897
.1902
For ths upright there ara no laws.
After a mischance everyone is wise.
Out of a great evil often comes a greet
good.
He who would be everywhere will be nowhere.
Hs who buys what he doesn't want will
soon sell what hs does want.
Harold Ovlatt, 1931 South Thirteenth 8t. .......... Lincoln ....
Thure Oberg, 2202 North Twenty-sixth St .....Lothrop ....
Joseph O'Donnell, 2011 Arbor St St. Patrick
LiMie Pattlvlno, 918 Pierce Bt Pacific 1904
Marjory B. Roberts, 1207 South .Twenty-seventh St. .Park 1903
Frank Riwio, 2207 Pierce 6t... Mason . .' 1905
Myrtle Raap, (14 South Sixteenth St...... High .189 S
Clyde H. Townsend, 2338 Maple 8t Howard Kennedy.. 1903
Morris Teddy. 1808 Ohio St.... , ...Lake ......... ..1902
Mary Romanek, 2938 Spring Bt Im. Conception. ,i . 1901
Earnest Townly, 2113 Maple St Lake ............ 1805
Stella Tlmm, 4100 North Twenty-fifth St..-. Saratoga . . .V. . ; . 1904
Dorothy Toy, 1816 Manderson St.... Lothrop ........1902
George Troutfelt, Thirty-third and Learenworth Su.. Columbian . . . . . ..1906
Louis H. Tnckson, 2609 North Twenty-ninth Bt Howard Kennedy.. 1896
Alice Thomas, 611 8outh Thirty-fifth St ....Columbian .......1903
Earl Town ley, 2113 Maple St Lake . . . . . i . . . . .1905
Luella Tillman, 1112 South Thirtieth Are...... .....High ....... .V. 1894
John Trouba, 2918 Gold St ...Dupont . '.y.'Z. ..V.,1908
Elizabeth Vanous, 1925 South Elerenth Kt Lincoln . i .l90o
Elmer Woodcook, 606 Cedar St Train .. .1896
Frances Watt, 2912 Franklin St. ...... Long .-. .v. . . 4 .1897
Margaret Wilcox, 202 South Twenty-ninth St. ......High ........ 1881
He who buys the office of magistrate
roust of necessity sell Justice.
Follow the perfections of your enemies
rather thsn the errors of your friend.
Locks and keys are not made for honest
fingers.
More are drowned in the bowl than in
the sea.
Better ones In heaven than ten time at
the gate.
aanamt, nit bt nt
it a ttam tawui on tow souls co a yii
iSJi l a, viivu., ' .... . . .
rtalU the amount or . w" .nw e-.
tha trimmings or gold lace aaa oiner
decorations will cost half aa much. And
then It will only laat th animal three
weeks.
The elephant's clothes have te be eut
and fitted in Just ths same way as a lady's
would be, with the exception that a paper
pattern cannot b uaed, canvaa being sub
stituted, and a ladder. Is required to
leasure th elephant Now Tork World.
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Current Credulities
i Oytr It's had. Mr. Lobster,
bat 7 hare so work so hard all
summer while I have fech a aioa,
9f TSCttaPta,
A cold, wet May, a barn full of bay.
Rain before T. elear before 11.
Broad front tasth meaa that one la generous.
If a baby does not tall out f bed It will
be a fool.
A group of bubble on a eup of eotte
trnuU tsonay.
If a 'ebild erias during baptism. It is the
dvtl going out of tt.
At card It is baa luck te play against
th grain of ths table.
Water spilled on Ui doorstep sasaas the
eomlag ef a atranger.
Whoever eats the last pUoe of bread aa
Ue put IU be a eld, main.
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Summer's Latest Fashions
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NEW TORK. June 17.-Looking apon a
gathering of fashionable womea In the
afternoon tea rooms, or watching them in
th morning at th exclusive shops, or
studying their costumes at evening enter
tainments, one must admit that there is
really no excuse these days for any woman
to be dowdlly dressed or to wear old-fashioned
clothes. Every woman will smile
knowingly over ths worldly wise remark
.
Incongruous stuffs ' sad tints. Very ex
pensive stuff, do you say? Te, but how .
very lltOe material will make ths modish
gown. On the other hand, the clever Womsn
knows that It Is the effect that counts, and
thla "effect" depends upon "correct cut"
and "line," and the 'way a gown Is worn
more than the eost per yard of th good.
Indeed, ths manufacturers ara wonderfully
keen In reproducing the costly fabric in
wonderfully good looking ' patterns at
trifling cost. To lllustrats. one of the
smartest gowns seen recently on Fifth ave
nue was a princess bolero combination of
woven voile. Accidentally thla material
was sesn on sals in ths basement .of on of
tha swell stores, and the pries Txt yard
was "la Its teener"
Voiles, chiffon, net. old-fashioned boan- (
basins are shown for hot waathar wear, '
and as the season advances ens sees the
black-and-white rage reversed Into th
whlte-end-black erase, even to bathing
suite, paraaola, celluloid hair combs, bar
rettea, and last, but not least, the' reticule,
whlob la now seen dangling artistically
from every elbow. There seems-te be a
sort of understood contest as to the most
original and unique, as many of them are
hand made (home mads In plain English)
and match the gowns.
One always finds need for a dressy after
noon frock at this season of the year, and
for this purpose no better selection could
be made then the design presented.
It had the popular style feat a re of the
season, and yet was by no means ex
treme. The waist was very simple, having
the body and sleeve in ons, with a panel
effect in front of filet lace and piped with
black velvet. Ths skirt, which had tha
new tunio effect, wa atrlklng, trimmed
with bands of filet lace and velvet, too.
The development of this design was dark
blus an aline, combined with dotted
foulard. It could be attractively
lonsd from linen, chambrar or madras.
It would probably be Just as easy te lore
t rich girl as a poor ons If there wasn't
te much competition. Philadelphia Ledger.
No reepeotaet has ever been mad with
sufficient strength to resist the bursting
pews ef rrosen water.
POOR JACK.
of a society leader, namely, To feel one
self well dues id sires a satisfaction that
even religion Itself cannot Impart.
There never was a time when women
were offered se many advantage that even
the woman who makes bar ewn cloiaee
"cannot err therein."
As for the "Imported ereetion." many of
thee Queer model are rare because th
designer dares to combine even seemingly
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first bumtwni I
Whom-is
"His wife.
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