11 X azire a SB, BSBW I 1 TIIE BEE: OMAHA TUESDAY; JUXE 13, 1911. r v. t ( X. 1 Serious i ,f . j. i. History in Comic Vein . NtlrtnrlTiww1r'HKl dug up- a tew relic. nliU annon halls arid rim bottles uptowh';thd thr rdy." said Phow-Me- owtu, , in nninj.. ana tony Disionan, BKTbvhf elseMO remark that they I ar remind era ") didn't km f fh BrltUlf eornr"it!on. now . vHwfitl .mjr occupation. rsewpt coming over her and rltlcuitng tltsj ' ssnery. boi ft'seemB 'they did some ovar (mum en'mayeti Into a)I tha flat wheh' th Nfrw. Tartars -wr away fo 4i. sum mer, thereby -fevsrstrii "the 'present order of things. ,whn thLonofrs ar atovtyg at to let New -Tor e Chleag. mora la. Th papers say l.tt tThlcairo folks are oh thy way to London bow. That'll ba about enough to atart a 4ak 4rrs an tha Btrand any-war. 1f Hat a riot. -. "At tha' ttnia uf the Prlttsh oeeirp:tlm however, tlierax waanl any eorenattoa shew d things wara pretty duM an Ptaeadllty avenue,'.5 " T - " "Beastly alow, here."sald jona Britisher. " "Let's go warf occupy New York; whAtr' - . ; "h.,. . " Tawtt t . 4o " it , objected the othara. Heve bee. 4 oaa fr. .?.-' . . T i "But tha first Britisher stuck to his plan. bald. theoi aJJ,oivith. point of h.1 ere;laM . rul ' toltt'tifcara Newi Torlt-waa botmir abMt-iMtnit Mnti' alnnmar ra aort. Uir naally ouht tQ.go over and oc cupy M awhila. - - " -aiiUlea; ha aryhed. 'we'ra booked to do thla baUy ocrupatlon'n.unt , eometlme, and U m!h aa wall ba now.' . "8a thay fhartvHd'a boat, and after-a plaaaant llttla eair Thef " arrived off the Battery. Having .admired, tha Statue of Ubrty. tha occuplera expressed a desire to annex It for A.jouren(r A taka It .home wlOlthem. f J.HKlZ'.- ' 7mpoaslble." said tha collector of tha pea, vjt aetmin -to Patrick Henry. Ha aakad fof It tn-st.-' -' - "They " apenl' fte ' flrtt' trtffftt ii BaWary ,?rl and tha next day Bent word, to tha chief of police- that -they-were ready to Tcupy KeWjTrfc , , f MUe.Mirdtiolsky, Tkewer riw WD Parla had a nine days' jrundacr fi .tne",ca,se of Mile. Helen' Mlro polBkyj- a n-yeaa-otd' Polish girl, who paased her . law .axamUiationa and aa admitted Ite practice at'thaWrla be, thla being ona .at thw'very rare- Instances of a woman ever ' achieving ihia distinction. What made' tha caaa aif. tha mofe.'ntereetlns to tha aovelty-lovtng Pariatana waa that Sflle. Miropoiaky happened to ba aattreeneiy beau-F tifuL Aa a rfit )f .this tUc crowits thert flocked to hear her plv?ad were ten times aa great aa theywtfunr havj been If mere curiosity to bean a wornAn ' advocate-had been tha tnoeatrwa. ' hfow- Mi:a. Sirropolsky uot content with arguing for hen clients nf delighting tha area .af all thai ''court, fconfoa forard aa the;, ppaaeaaoQ) fit ultraniern views ra gardinx tha adoaatlon at 'young fftrte. Ia i'roKraa. a niw axialafe tnagaalna Wboaa d-Ur , Is a wojnaa. tha ..acautif ul young PnU aihAMa U.'K. I k ti J . . aa.lwf act lops; '; Her rtirnarks also show that ih On -mm ' mnn .i naw by: tio moons 'confined Xp England and Ant Wlca, witft their auiffragettea. hut la agltaiaig tha': Iatln world- of woman aa well. ' w Tba (lay for -wasnea to bet educated merely to make goodr 4vea-aai bouaekaeperar 4a Past, affirm .MOm, Miropoiaky. It went. Mvar ti' return, aa soon a women began to Btrtke out fa themselves In aeonomla eom petition with'' men. Women who ,'lnsst a ratnalntatg jhalf Ignorant; will feei' tbam elvea more and more "out of It" beside their working :alMera. Thuaf little By llttla. atA " - ; ' I j ! J ?Eair Women of Thai 7 wlf of Athe fir A preaident never lhredbi the Wijite House at Waahlngton, aitkoitgh that mauuloa was named In her honor ator her 'forrner4; hpme In Virginia. Daring tha first administration, whan the eaitltaA waa NwTrk CttyMra Waihiog taa. In tha famaus ryauklt. beuae. -at No. 1 yeaadUin sisaiie where she waa 'A grexrtotis Koatvqs.. mod.elUnd. her levees., fs N far a' might be In a new government, after ftha feahie Eurepeap courts. ; ' '' Hoy, slmpl 'aipme ot ihaea faatlvltiea war ia shown ba tha atery that at 'one of her . frlday venlng receptions as ' the hands f tha (lock approached 1 lira Waaadagtoat remarked, -try husband usu ally retire at W clocks and J. ()low seoa 'aitar - ' Mra.-Waahlngtaa waa not a tall woman, bat 'Bh LB4 TeeartlruI figure, agreeable faaturea. with dark baael eyea and brown hair, whaeai turned. to a aoft. .pretty gray ta later ycehra. -VMlavnot-handsoma, ahe waa sjentta r4vw4nBrasnd m very at.trac ttva woman with great. UuH. and George Waahlngton. during their, long married Ufju loans in icr A.Mtfaesui neipmata vpan wnom ba depended constantly. . A - t A guast who breakfaated with tha preet dant and his family la KM wrote. 'The reallnf ,aefraed tbeughtful and waa slaia!taawjhitoj;' hiual'f . the result of much reflection. Mrs. Washington herself made tea and eoffee far' us. On tha tabla-avere two email plates of Sliced tongue.' kr.ff dry toasf, bread a no bat tar, but n broilad' fMl. sat la the" gear eral cuatoca hero. 6 he struck me aa being something older than C. veatdent. though I usuierataad they were both bora the same jo.r.5. -1- - ' -- -.--i TL Wginnino; IKtMIM'l Mill IM.H1 im7Tliiiii,!li! a? -on !-:. e- r f The Britlh tWnpat.ios). " "Lock up the rUrod atocka.' aaya the chief. .'TMnfe'a a -BHtlnh ayndlcaia bare.' First they occupid a stxhtseetnc 'bua, and then occupied an much of the atten tion a tha natlvea that K waa neoeasary to tall' out tha reserve. . . "Stuffy plapTthy' voted- Broadway, 'luat be.one'et tile. rn4 npna ' we've heard ao much about.- I ay, ma a;ood man,. run' us up to Tellowstbna park.' " "They conferred a few beheflte.' auch aa ntrodurtna; tha English chop and tta tr(m mtnffa to Mlttla eld Manhattan, and they also left a few recipes for clothes. "Then the regular Inhabitants came baok to'- tow, and there' belnjr nothing- left to occupy, jthi visiting delegation went home. "Strikes me. though.' there naa been a British occupation J) era In, New Tork aver alncr." ' ' ' : - . . . . 'How'b thatr f askedJ - . . "CoIleUnrf Jkjtiri6ar dollars," aald KhoW- l.(Copyrtght. 1911, by tha N. T. Herald Ca.) Young but Valiant , . a total revolution will come about In tha cheorlea regarding a young woman's edu- Uon . Her education, first of all, muat ba use ful.' ' That woman ia worthy of such a thlng'.Mlle. Miropoiaky ia firmly convinced. "It haa often been said that weman was. born 'for mental frills and dreams, not for science and ' abstract atudiea." aha aaya.' "but It ia sufficient to glance about a -bit to,- sea -that --tha tsuth-hv quite otherwtaw. Tbla truth; la of great Importance to fera hilntstn.' 1 1 Jav-aisBoat always mora realistic than that of man. By that Z mean that It gets ctoeev to fact, ia more dlapoaed toward practjeaj. aolntiona. further removed from enhaer ftal Iniutgiaiaxs. and. In aoma ware fwhiett Si. alike a4 advantage and a UmltaVmll h less IdeallaUe- . . m- 4 J'pften, In an asaamblagai of wotpe'dj I am- struck by tha practical character -of Vhat is diacuaaed; In caaes where? 'men.' especially young men, get tangled B In .a network of more or leas theoretical- tdaaav women go atralght to tha point, wlthoot circumlocution. Cannot you (aa L-cas) give Instancea of frivolous young- womeau who, having become widows all of a sadden.- are placed, without ..warning., -face to face with tha- management 'at a fortune. kaad act ao. ably as to aatoniah even those who imagined that they knew them well?" Therefore, argues the young Polish law yer, a' practical education for women win not ba at variance with their natural, char acter, but will strengthen tha- practical tendencies. , .- the White House year. She waa extremely simple by bar dress, and wore a very plain cap, ' with bar gray hair turned-up under It." - Mrs. Washington- waa Martha Damdrldge Cuetia. tha fascinating young widow of a wealUrfr TlrgWa" pTamaV rad "tha mother of two children when sha married the man who ws t6 become tha leading figure In American history and who was then simply a Vlralnla eounavy gentleman. No chil dren were bom -at h4s econd marriage. (Ctopyfight, 1L bytha r: T. Herald Co.). Cast Iron plows -were manufactured in BooUabA: In'lISC-Jba,' Crat patant for a plough in the United Statea waa granted In tm. t " '-"" '', ', Ta have too many platea on the tabla means guaata. ' " - Only a Daschund Ml ". 5 ; -. : ' I , J ;. ,. L ;v - . 5 " Mrs. CJ. FATE LprettaTs Looking .It was en of those surprises with which life lav crammed full and brimming ever. The vqIo was, I mean. For her bat was a queer little, dear Uttl bonaety affair. And, at on side and Just above two soft turfs that looked as If they had escaped -by -accident and wer enjoying their deli- cat liberty In the aetgnoornood of bar left ear. there waw a cluattr af the palaat pink - reeebuoa in a floral frame of for-gnt-me-oots. And her di ess wag' s dain tily conservative, yet so. discreetly provo cative, toot .-. T ..... The men ta the party "g!anct-d. looked and were ready to luve. Her charm awept Ilka a perfume ever us all. And shs had eyes of azure and nps as softly red as the streaks on tha whit petals of the spring beaut Ira 8he was winning. . Sh was allur ing. Sha was entrancing. She was all of the delightful .things we try to say when Wa utter, "'charming!" with rolled-up eyea and wonder'-rapt voice. Really, it's, the greatest rarity to see so delicious a girl! And there never wa a hungrier set of individuals wh feasted their optica that devoured' her were oan aibalistie. Sha looked good enouta to eat! She was Introduced to. the whole com pany. And nothing could have more be come her than tha slight bending of ber fiower-facs' as each f ua was mentioned. The . memory of a stmia. dwelt lastly be tween bar- heavy lashes; and tha men floundered and sunned and posed, an ana lou to. wk the apartlT vivacity that left so- sweat a mark f Ua bright self Bona her bonny face. fJUt .man succeeded. Ber . lovely, ; lips parted; - A rush, as beautiful as tha aheen Y a wVlta cloud which tha sun suddenly kUvM to roa. maoated la her cheeks. And tba man expanded with Joyful pride, and guu&itfd triumphantly at hi envious fel lows. XJir how awfully funny!" . It wna bar voice. But how . curiously thm end. fY rjSaANC rVX JUSfl -rc ETUKMEP FfCOrn MIS ) 5J J- OWtct vrsry ILL CALLl lIXXTTOIq ... fQyv yes.MraT rill? Xv 1 92r rS: SAY. I VP just KHO LOHZt VAKEKKP UP TO tmptt rry wirt Vt. AVCa. YOU ACS incite V-' a: . ... feTF 1 : GlassBeld' - Jif unlike the . way ah ' looked! .. Tba men ahiftad uneasily and looked . at - her in tently. -. - - - ;: -. "Don't yu think that's funny f ' sh a&ked. But nobody seamed to.- The high, strid ent, curiously - ringing tone had- fairly knocked tha sens of . humor' senseless In the crowd. . . . And how sh talked! And pretty girl a pretty as sha could have afforded - to aay nothing with all her energy tn a vole that did net Jar tha id sal lams of every on of her bearers till It shook with a palsy. Not one of the men, would have cared bow inane sh was If shs had sounded har moniously. But, even with tha inspiration of her flashing eyea,. veeled at Intervals with tha fringe ot bar lashes. It wa Im-poaalbl- to dream dreams and sea vision In her neighborhood. Sh scared them away! This, then, occurred- to- ma. In was manicured to a pink shaenUpeea. It took Learning to Sew and Needles Lillian was seated neat ta bar mother, busily plying bar needle to a dainty bit of linen. "Do yoa think graadm wlU appreciate thla present T"1' ah -asked her mother. ; "I'm suit sure it wlU be bar very best gift. Sh has been eagerly awaiting tha Urn when ber' pet could baadle a needle," remarked ber mother. "Aren't needles - curious things 7" asked Lillian, trying bard to thread the oaa sha held ta her band. "I wish they could thread thamaelve. It take so. snuca tiro to d tt." . "Have yw ever haard how swedlee are madeT' aakad mother, toeking at th child. "No. Do you kaowT Tew just seam to knew everything."' remarked Litliaa. look, tag proudly at bar mother. ""Do veu think 1 11 aver be a smart a you 7" "I'm sur yeu will. ' I read an account of haw needle wer mad ia a newspaper, and I cut It out to paste la my acrapeboak. He K la. I'll read It to you." said mother. Sh bagaai "Needle are made from steel wire which ta first cut eut by shears from colts into lb length of th need lea to be made. After a bath f auch bite aa aaav been eut out they are placed ta a furnace,, then rolled until perfectly, straight. Nest the needle pointer take up a dosea or eo of th wlree aad roll than between hi, thumb and finger, with their ends on a turatng grind stone, first oaa aad than tha ether being ground. The Uttl steal bobbin are neat fed tat a machine which f attene and guttor ta head, after which ta eves are ponehed. "They are bow complet 1 needles, ' but rough and easily bant. . Careful heating and sudden cooling give then th neces sary temper, aad aotblag' remain but to give tbeaa their final pedis. On a aaree cloth aaadles are spy aad to ta a umber f ABOLrr Wi1 SEND tMt tifrrr A Cup THE f ACT na -the. rVD A HANOI t on rr Urn to do that! Sh was massaged Ull sh had that axquieitely aatiny complexion which which well groomed woman caa en joy. - That took time and money I 8b 'Was gowned with auch Individuality,, blest with the faahloa of th moment. 4hat it wa patant ah had spent thought and "eash en her clothes. It counted up a big amount In dollar and Urn and trouble, all that excellence of preparation. And it waa. all made worthless by a voice that combined tha queer ringing quality of a stretched string nit With a piha ' stick and th humtny, sooning rasp of a prodigiously active buss saw. Forty- of th dollars sh had spent with th tailor might have bean diverted toward a short course ta speech training. Any sm would have lover hat voiceleea. But ao man dare acquire auch beauty with th prospect of a divorce when he tell hi wlf to "keep still." Sh would say h told her to "strut up." Nothing but trouble caa com from such a voice! a.000 or SO, 0O0. Emery dual Is strewn over them, oil la sprinkled on and .soft soap daubed over the cloth, which, rolled tightly. Is thrown Into a pot with others, wnere tt rolls about for twelve hours or more. "When taken from this friction bath tba needle require only a rinsing In clean hot water, when they are ready to b sorted and packed." Philadelphia Inquirer. There wer three steam . saglne ta us in th United State la UO-oa at a cop per mine in Bellevue, . another at a saw mill hi New Tork, and a small one for grinding plaator la- Philadelphia. Galileo the stitoomatt' raw turna'EJ earth and" meets atviz ' I V M I c L-" I I ; v lie . V"". J 3. 0-n I pq 'rr" wki 7 iSSfJSJ " afswaV VBaBssamaBha.aB. JEL. awVewxexffss '"a THE, JUNIOR This is fheDay BaSBBaBBBawaBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBaaBBBbBBSBbK - L i.j&mmZ4mJL sL,.wi- , ........ . a-':- ' EMU. AND JtTJTT NT1AARD. Xlut Marcy BtreeU TUESDAY, Tfamm suad Addrewa. JJt ABdarMii. 2I1S Map! 8t Rony Bart, 8oond St. and Poppleton WlUlam P. Byrne, 310? Burdett St Edna Bel!, lgn North Twenty-fifth St. Alfonzo Czaplena. 3930 8onth Twenty LmHy colvert, 5 031 North Thirty-third St. . Grae I. Collins. 650 South Twenty-glxth Are Lola Doney, 3493 Meredith Are Helen Dahlstrom, 2039 Bancroft St Albert DeWaal, 3503 Jones St Marion Elliott, 4835 Poppleton Ave Irene Gallagher, 3808 Dodge 8t Harold B. Green, 3439 South Fifteenth St. .. . James GUllland, 3S3S North Twenty-eighth St Edna Hume. 2903 Pratt St Lncll Henderson, 3030 Chicago St Gertrude Hemmtnghoff, 2513 8outh Twenty-sixth St. German Lutheran. 1903 James Healy, 3344 Manderson St High 1895 Oscar Iversen, 4730 Ames Ave Central Park. . ... 1894 Hans Jensen, Thirty-eighth and Jordon SU Windsor ......... 1903 Frances Krakowaki. 3407 South Twenty-ninth St. . . . Dupont .1905 May KeJley.1005 South Twenty-second St Dorothy Luis, S3 4 Park At Helen S. H. Levy, 1030 North Thirty-third St. .. Ray McCutcheon, 903 South Thirty-fifth Avs. . ... . Edward J. Mahoney, 1413 So nth Fifth St Ellen Morris, 913 North Twenty-fifth 8t Julius Nygaard, 8103 Marcy St Emil Nygaard, 3103 Marcy St William Newwlrth, 410 Poppleton At Harry Paulsen. 1440 Westsrfleld At Meta Priggie, 3005 South Nineteenth St ElUabeth Radloff. 1313 Corby St Jnn P. Rauford. 3114 Maple St Viola H. Rheam, 3603 Fowler Avs Melba F. Stenner, 3311 South Thirty-first St. .-. . Benjamin Schmidt. 403 William St ......... Minnie) SkUenger, 514 Woolworth At ...i Delia Templet n. II The Strehlow Hiram West. 8310 South Forty-second Charles J. Whitaker. 1808 Spencer St. Louis Wad. 134 North, Twenty-fourth The Way of If th privilega of placing ban were al lowed to bust nee wonsaa, how many would Joyfully hand eut th Uttl signal of dis approval to thd customer wbe Insists upon tailing bar entire family history before soaking known bar wishes regarding a pur shas. Bow many valuable momenta are wasted listening to th story of social con quest aad th latest pure has ta feminine frlpperiea? Ia business time Is money. The customer baa a mora right to take up the time of employer and employ with idle chatter and prsaalttla than sh has to put ber hand Into th money till and ex tract aom of its contents. Recently on of th tdl- feminln hop pers whose chief task In bf la obliterat ing time, dropped la who the manager et a fashionable dressmaking establishment was engaged with th repreeantatrv of an zcluslT French firm. Every minute was valuable, but th manager was com polled to give th customer her attention. The idler iaUurvfy seated herself, th manager standing at attention. This I th eoavwraalioa which followed: Customer I'm sorry to be late for say appointment, but I mat some friends at luncheon and I simply forgot th hour. Iiav all th attendants gone T Manager Te. they tear at t o'clock, you know. Customer Goodness ! That put me eut awfully. What ttm may I com tomorrow T Manager Ton . may com at half -past three ta th aftoraoea. Customer- Come to think -about it, I can't com tomorrow. I'm going motoring with th Smith -Jon (you- knew Mr. Smith-Jones, th steel magnate); they hav wonderful machlnea. And I can't, com th next day, because I am going to my Jeweler's, on th thr side of town. They are making n a aew ring from a brooch, on of thoe antique things, an heirloom ta my husband's family. Then followed a detailed account of how the Jewelers bad made tha ring too small how a favorite son had run away and mar ried a girl beneath him socially, a contem plated fortnight ia th country, and other family data. Tha stream of conversational nothings was punctuated by a polite "yea" and "no" at intervals from tha manager, who could not afford to give a more pointed suggestion. i When th effusion was finished . it had occupied Just a half hour by th clock, H They Should "Come Back" j1 to MM Tb7 dkcn "stats" and rxiiss? haYenly .bodies- BIRTHriAV ROOK We Celebrate Ave. June 13, 191L School. , . . I.othrop .'. , , . . Train ..Lake Year. .,1899 . .1900 . .1901 ..1905 ..1900 Lour - alxth 6t Im. Concpt!on. Monmouth Park. Farnam ....... Monmouth Park. Casrellar ....... 19 1S94 190J ,.1904 . .1895 High Beals ........ .. .1897 Farnam .,...,....1901 Edw. Rosewater. ..1903 Lothrop 1903 High ..1893 Farnam .. . .'. . , . .1899 . . Mason ; . ..High ...... i Franklin ...... . . Columbian- . .. St. Patrick.... . . Kellom ....... . . . Columbian . . . . . . . Columbian '..1899 . .1895 ..1899 ..1894 . .1898 ..1900 .,.1891 ...1897 ...Train 1897 ...Edw. Rosewater. ..1905 .. . Vinton 1905 . . .Lake . ..1901 . . . Howard Kennedy -1903 . . . Saratoga . . . . . . .1904 ... Windsor . 1903 ...Train 1898 ...Train ...-... 1801 -...High ........... 189 t ...Beala ...........189 . 8acred Heart... . .1901 ' St ....... . St. ...... .V. High 188t.' . . . ..,'.....- . V Some Women". - v - 'j and the manager waa compelled to hurry ' ever her purchase in haphazard fashion, picking random. And It all might hav ' been said in a few atmpl warda: "I waa unabl to keep my appointment. Tell me wbea I may call later in th week." r Just as Easj J Two drummers, while la a train, got Into aa argument over th actloa of th air brake. "Its the inflatloBY ef the tube that step the train," declared'' the Erst. "Wrong, wrong!" shouted th second. . "It's tbs output of the exhaustion." Bo they wrangled for aa hour. " ' Thea when tha train arrived at the itaUoa. they agreed to submit the matter .'or settlement to the engineer. That gen-, tleman. leaning condescendingly, from the door of his engine, listened with an at tentive frown to tha two travelers state ment of their argument. Tlren b smiled, shook his head and said: '- "Well, gents, ya'r both wrong about th workin' of th air brake. Tet It's very slmpl aad easy to understand. When we want to stop tha train We Just turn this 'ere tap, aad then ws Oil the pipe with vacuum!" ' What Ha Boca as e Of Th o. f. livery stable whose star boarder waa a goaif ' 1 The e. t man who used to blow out the gaslight? -The o. f. Jokesinith who used to explain his puns In parenthesis? ; ' 4 Th o. t man who used to turn his back when h took out hi money J Th . f. woman who uaed to pound th steak with a botato- masher? " - Th Carefal Ceaalaeto. " young woman tried to be aristocratic, and did not look at tha money, that sh gave to the street car conductor, but b meekly gave her back th osengs, a which waa written: "1 H never cease to lov thee, and said 'that he wa aa or- ' phaa with n llttl brothers, to support and mint b excused. -- ' A Franca patent covers a precees for bleaching and drying 'seaweeds so - they may be used for packing purpoeaa. And the astronomer (JiiCOY. cr another "stax."