THE BEE: OMAllA, TUESDAY, MAY 23, 1911. i j-i. The omaiia daily BEE FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROBEWATBR. VICTOR ROBSWATER, EDITOR, Entered at Omaha postoffJce as second class matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. flund'ay Bee. on fear IJM Baturdsy Bea, one year 1 M paily Km (without Funday), on rear 4 00 Daily Be and Sunday, on year .( DELIVERED BT CARRIER. Evening Bee (with Sunday), par month. Me Pally dM, (Including Sunday), per mo.. too Dally Hee (without Sunday), per mo., 45c Address all complaints of irregularities in delivery to City Circulation Department OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Buiidin;. South Omaha c N. Twenty-fourth St. Council Bluffs 14 Scott BU Lincoln M Uttle Bulldlnc. C'hicaco IMa Marquette Building. -Kansas City Reliance Building. New York 34 Weet Thirty-third St. , Washington 726 Fourteenth 8., N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating ta news and editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bea, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order, payabla to The Bea Publishing Company. Only -cent stamps received In payment of mall accounts. Personal checks except on Omaha and eastern exchange not accepted. APRIL CIRCULATION. 48,106 tate of Nebraska, County of Douglas, as: Dwlght Williams, circulation manager of The bea Publishing Company, being duly worn, says that the average dally circula tion, Una polled, unused and returned copies, for the month of April Mil, was i8.it. DWIOHT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. Subscribed In ray presence and sworn to before me this 1st day of May, 1111. (Baal.) HUBERT HUNTER, Notary Pabllo. abwertfcare lemvlasi tk city awemrlly tketU bust Tka I watted Utaaa. Address will efcamaraw a Somehow we seem to begin more trust prosecutions than we finish. At any rate, Omaha's Aero was eminently safe and aane. meet Nebraska has now four postal sav ings depositories duly designated. It is getting closer. Rain still alls on the unjust as well as the just, as we may perceive from the fresh crop of dandelions coming on. 1 So long as the vigilant press has such men as Lee O'Neill Browne to condemn it. It need not fear for Its reputation. . It is to be hoped the brisk air from our good old Nebraska rains will reach sweltering Washington and cool It off a bit. , ., . . A New York court holds that force may be lawfully employed to eject a bill collector. Now there la a real "rule of reason." Chicago ts wrestling with the prob- lem of regulating taxi cab farea. Her ' In Omaha we have not yet scored on The new secretary of war, Mr. Stim son, says, "I am not an expert, but I served nine yeara In the state militia." And still not an expert? After reading about the lynching of six negroes In Florida, someone ought to move to expunge all that magazine stuff about "barbarous" Mexico. Of course, the only reason why trust have ever violated the Sherman law la that they had never had It cor rectly interpreted for them before. The city of Denver Is In the same condl tlon In regard to Its water plant that omana is. woria-rieraia. That's generous consolation for us. Denver has our deepest sympathy. In this democratic family quarrel over free wool Mr. Bryan Is due now to resurrect that woolly one about being ashamed to look a sheep In the face. , It is gratifying to know, however, that the decision will not compel Mr. Rockefeller, at bis advanced age, to go back to earning his living by dally wage. The physician who prescribe sing ing for one hour every day 1, of course, concerned only as to the wel fare of his patient, not those who have to listen! The "power of the press" was again asserted In that peace pact at Juarei, wnicn was signed oy tne ngnt or a match held In the hand of a war cor respondent. This Is the time to remind ourselves again that Nebraska not so many year ago used to be labeled In the school geographle "The Great Amer ican Desert." Omaha' trade boosters are off, and prospects are they will maintain their reputation as rain-makers. even though the farmers are no longer cry ing for more rain. Ths editor of the Dry Goods Economist ays tha harem tklrt baa come to stay, and that it will be economical. Bvso If It be sugar-coated with economy we doubt If Houston can swallow It. -Houston Poet They were not made to eat. Colonel itooseveit pronounce aa "absolutely rot" the story that he will Spend part of 1912 hunting Polar bear In Greenland. No doubt the perpe trator of the tale would like to have him off on such as expedition. The demorrata are beginning to talk about candidates to run for su preme judge this fall, but it I to be noted that they are still so deeply lm oiersed In "nonpartlsanshlp" s to Igur upon running only dyed-ln-the- fcoot democrats- Barriers to the Peace Fact. Reiterated assurance by both the American and British governments that the proposed Anglo-American treaty la not an alliance have failed to satisfy the German and Irish in this country and the homelands Many of tbera are unable to see any thing but a practical offensive and defensive compact In the agreement. The United States has no desire to offend Germany nor Its great German American and Irish-American popula tion, which has always been a vital part of our national llfeblood. We want the friendship of England, to be sure, but so more than we want the friendship of Germany and we want the peace pact with England to In clude the Irish. If the proposed agreement aims, aa It does, at promoting world peace, It might broaden it scope so aa to take In Germany, as well aa France and Great Britain. That would remove these objections and satisfy Irish peo ple of our sincerity. If the compact la In fact an arbitration treaty and not an alliance, the purpose would be subserved If we had similar treaties with all the great powers. Publio Opinion in Mexico. The fourth article of consideration In the peace pact signed by federal and .rebel representative In Mexico contains this provision: Tbat the national government will study the conditions of publio opinion in the ac tuality to satisfy these conditions with tha provisions of tha constitution, eto. Awkward verbiage, but it gets down to the marrow of the whole question In Mexico. History has repeated Itself In this revolution, for, after all, what Madero and his forces fought against was the- throttling of publio opinion by a power, which, while strong and in many way beneficent to Mexico, despotically ignored popular senti ment. If, then, the rebels have gained this point,' If they have brought the gov ernment, or those who shall adminis ter It, to" the place where they will recognize the right and power of pub lic opinion, they have achieved a tri umph worth while. Such a. triumph would be an open door to free and full advancement for Mexico, it Is too early, though, to say Just how com plete this concession Is, for it Is a long cry from the ancient order to that of actually satisfying the demands of public opinion, especially in a country like Mexico, where public opinion has never' been any too coherently ex pressed. If, Indeed, It ha been certain, In Itself, of Its demands. The un favorable aspect that obtrudes Itself in any consideration of popular gov-, ernment In Mexico : is the lack of preparation for that great power on the part of such a large proportion of the population. Sticking- to the Aeroplane. , . . A Chicago architect, who ha re turned from a visit, to Europe, in a publlq speech take Chicago to task for being "twenty yeara behind the tjmes In the subject, of aeronautics." He saya that In most of the European cities "travel by dirigible has be come a fixed Institution, but here we are wasting million of dollar on the neavier-tnan-air macnine, or aero plane." Just think of It! In up-to-date Chicago people persist in doing all their travel In the antiquated aero plane, while their friends over In Berlin, Vienna, Paris, Rome and Madrid have long ago discarded the aeroplane for the more modern means of travel, the dirigible balloon. It to be hoped our Chicago neighbor will let this rebuke arouse them from their lethargy, cast out Into the junk pile, along with the horse-drawn ve hicles, street cars and automobiles and all other out-of-date conveyances, the old-faahioned. aeroplane and turn to the dirigible. ' "How do the progressive Germans, Austrlans, Frenchmen, Italians and Spaniard entertain their ' visitor?" ask this traveler and, answering hi own question, saya: "They say, 'Come take a trip In my dirigible,' and going to hangar, get out their balloon and fly away off Into the air." So he urges Chicago folks to get a move on and adopt the dirigible for adver tising their city. Take visitors up In It and let them see Chicago. Unfortunately the report doe not state whether thla gentleman is a balloon architect or only an architect of earthly structures. He must make a specialty of elevations. Unenviable Publicity. Every little while someone who ought to know better breaks out with some freak proposition that give Omaha unenviable publicity and tend to counteract the good advertising we go to such pain to cultivate. The latest that Is going the rounds of the newspaper la a dispatch from Omaha representing our people as or ganizing old-time vigilance commit tee to maintain law and order. This la the way It la printed In the Kansas City Times: OMAHA, Neb., May JO. An oid-tlmo vig ilance committee ts being organised In Omaha to check the lawlessness and crime which prevalla A business men's commit tee on law and order, through its chair man. P. A. Wells, lawyer, haa Issued tha call to arms. The call la for "Six deter mined men from each ward to sarva aa a volunteer poUne force for home protection; men preferred who have smelt powder be fore, who know how to handle a gun and are not afraid to handle It." Mr. Welle Is a big game hunter and for ten years managed a gang of cowboya on tha range, where ha several times engaged in frontier bat Use. Of course, nobody In Omaha takes this sort of wild talk seriously.' but it effect can be well Imagined on outsid ers who srs ready to believe that Omaha Is still a border-ruffian town with cowboys riding up and down the streets brandishing six-shooters. It, effect can well be Imagined on people who might be considering Invitations to locate In Omaha and bring their families here to help share 'in our prosperity. As a matter of fact, however, this unenviable notoriety la to be charged to the Inexcusable Inaction of our own city council In not providing funds to enlarge the police force and furnish enough men to patrol the residence district at night If the council had acted promptly when conditions de manded we would have not only dis couraged the operationa of amateur bandits, but also been spared these damaging hair-trigger fulmlnatlona about volunteer vigilante. Big Job in Alaska. The report) of the field division of the general land office indicating that every coal land claim filed In Alaska may be Invalid reveals a de plorable condition, emphasizing the task that confronts the government in ferreting out the crooked work that has been done there. There are 1,100 of these claim all told and 700 of them have been examined and found to be defective or fraudulent. The remaining 410 entries are now under the searchlight, but the advance statement Is given out that they are all legally defective. Of course repining over the situa tion will not cure It, nor has the gov ernment Indicated any Intention of quitting at that. Manifestly it is go ing to the bottom with the determina tion of protecting public rights, or It would not have this Information to disclose. But It cannot make It work too thorough. It 1 a great thing to have discovered this system of fraud, now, though it would have been better to have prevented it. No doubt, how ever, the task was a formidable one, for the powers back of the invalid claims are great enough to set up all but insuperable obstacles to any in vestigation the government could make. We may hope, therefore, that this much success presages complete victory. The machinery of the Unite far Vtes government Is invincible when prop erly exercised and it should be exer cised so as to keep for the nation, the rightful owner, full benefit of all the remaining public domain In whose bosom Is locked the wealth of present and future generations. Of course, the government will be In a position hereafter to preclude the possibility of such piracy of its property. Safe guarding It from those engaged In this rapine and plunder 1 going to he, however', one of the task in adminis tering the affaire of Alaska. "The newspaper," says the IrreJ Tresslble Jeff Davlaof Arkansas, "in terfere too much; with & senator a sa cred prerogative." Your committee haa reached the conclu sion tha the election "of William Lo rimer would not have occurred had It not been for bribery and corruption. Report of Illi nois legislative Investigation committee. 1 A case In point. Some sapient lawyer, writing about the preacher's salary and living ex penses, puts down the Hem "house maid's wages" at $120 a year. If that lawyer can locate a few good housemaids at $120 a year he will have no trouble in finding some fat fees for himself. It is discovered that the proposed issue of fire engine house bonds will have to be held down to $100,000 be cause more than thaf would exceed the charter debt limit for the year. Lucky there Is no limit on the Issue of water bonds. Just to show its appraisal of rela tive values, one Omaha newspaper gives less attention to a magnificent dramatic production by the world' greatest actress than it does to a change of bill in a 25-cent burlesque house. ' Hlaalaa tbe Way , Chicago Record-Herald. Tha United Ptate senate Is busy fur nishing arguments for people who wish to have It treated as the British House of Lords la about to be treated L(e ef Insurrection. St. 15 vi Is Republic. Pome of Madera's tnsurrecto officers were for a time lnsurrectos against the Insur rection, thus carrying a little farther the reneral logical principle on which all In surrection are conducted. Bnslarss Before Politics. New Tork Post. How academic even the agricultural stu dents can be Is shown by the action of the 1.100 at tha Michigan Agricultural college, who, although farmers' boys, have voted three to one In favor of reciprocity. Shawdna for Hooka. New York World. The supreme court found time to rule that men charged with crime cannot re fuse to give up books of corporations that might possibly disclose that crime. To claim that they could do so was rather a cheeky proposition. Premise of aa iCye-Op-eaer. New York World. James M. Beck, general counsel , of the sugar trust, complained of the vagueness of tha rule of reason laid down by the I'nlted States supreme court In Its inter pretation of tha anti-trust act In the Stan dard OH case. Never mind; In due time the sugar trust will have Its doubts settled. Llrttaa- tha 1.14 Imperative. Boston Transcript. Tha Illinois anate by resolution tells ths senate of tha I'nlted States that It consid ers tha election of Senator I x rimer "was brought about by bribery and corruption." Though the Illinois senate could nut get hold of all the witnesses it wanted. It doubtless ought to know what It is talklnjr about, and Its request to tha I'nlted States KMi to tnvestlxata again la evidence that It Is perfectly satisfied that It dors know. The public will asiee with tha Illinois sen ate aa muib as It disagrees with United States PEPPEE PARAGRAPHS. Washington Poet: Another thing: suppose tha government clerks Joined the union. and found they had to oheerve union rule and work eight hours a day! Indhvnapolla Newa: The way those 7,ep- pelln dirigible balloons are successively wrecked may not detract from their Inter est, but it can hardly add to their popular ity among travelers) New Tork World Lloyd-George proposes In tha new budget tV-pey members of Par liament a salary of $2,000 a year. This will give tha American senators and representa tive, who draw I7.S00, a fresh text for re flecting upon foreign pauper labor. Cleveland Plain Dealer: The military au thorities at a western poat have decided that three people make a crowd. No doubt this will Mara Ilka a wise definition to tha young man who Is annoyed by the presence of tha girl's mother. Chicago Rocord-Herald: A New Tork philosopher haa coma to tha conclusion that there are two ways to get up In tha world. Tou can build your own ladder and climb It, or you con find some fellow who haa left his to chase butterflies and climb that. STANDARD Oil. 'a WEALTH. Its SarsJoa Worth More Tban Five Times Its Capital. New Tork World. Ths standard Oil company haa a capital stock of $110,000,000, of which $100,000,000 Is common and $10,000,000 1k preferred. It Is supposed to have a surplus of about toOO, 000.00. Tha cash assets of tha company, accord ing to tha last annual report, wera about $388 a share. These assets do not Include the value of tha company's oil above ground, which is figured at $300,000,000. or about $300 a share; so that In actual liqui dation the value of the Standard Oil stock would be about less a share. Tha company haa 8,000 miles of trunk pipe Una, 75.000 miles of feeders and con trols TO per cent of the refining business of the country, having twenty-two refineries, each with a dally capacity of from 16,000 to 80.000 barrels. It haa erected and maintains oil supplies In nearly 4,000 stations throughout the United States, holds 80,000.000 barrels of oil continually In reserve and requires S.000 tank cars and 8,000 tank wagons to handle Initial domestic distribution. Mora than one-half of tha company's re fined product la consumed abroad. J00 ves sels, Including sixty ocean tank steamers, being engaged in transporting Ha products, and this foreign business haa brought to this country more than $1,000,000,000 of for eign gold. Tha company employs 70,000 men, haa a pay roll of $160,000 a day, and In forty years of corporate existence haa had no labor troubles. PRESIDPItT TAFT AND THE JKW9 Statement of "Historic Truth I'snally Forgotten. Washington Herald. 'The Jewa need no defenea." The presi dent In his address to the Jews of this city at tha Eighth Street temple, as usual. has uttered the right expression In tha right place. And when ha added that "It was a Jew who financed tha American revolution, , who did aa much In establish ing the eredlt of the new nation aa did Washington on tha field of battle for tbe freedom of the people," he stated a his torical fact which It would be wise for those to remember who, acoordlng to tha president, "are so small-headed that when occasionally getting Into tha directorate of a club they manifest their greatness by using a ball; and shutting out men of Im portance to the community." The occasion was the effort on the part of the Jewa of this city to erect a memo rial to Chalm Salomon, that patriotic Jew who advanced to the leaders of the revo lution and to the first administration of this country the sum of $660,000, not 1 cent of which has ever been demanded of or paid back by tha ITnlted States. The pres ident did that which every fair-minded man In his exalted position would do. He pointed out tha merit of tha Jew aa a cit izen and the lesson of how he Is often treated and how he should be treated and n.ore acknowledged and appreciated. He uttered a simple fact when he aald that tha Jew Is a valued member of our com munities. . Tha Jews of Washington are acting wisely when they propose to honor the memory of ChaJm Salomon. The man de serves that honor aa much as the rest of those whom we are wont to look upon as heroes of our revolution. It Is Important to bava the slnewa of war or there can be no war. and these sinews of war were furnished by Chalm Salomon of Philadel phia, free, without a thought of ever ask ing tha struggling new government to re imburse him or his heirs. ' Where will you find greater or more unselfish patriotism? He stood by Robert Morris. Ha was the stout friend of Kosciusko and of Pulaski, both of whom have monuments here In thla city. People Talked About Maro Klaw, theatrical magnate, began his career as a reporter on the Louisville Courier-Joumel, studied law next and then became a manager of theatrical companies. Perry Moore, who traveled from London to Liverpool - without paying, can't com piain of British Justice. He had a com partment all to himself for three days, and also a straight-Jacket. John Mushelt, a coal miner of Clinton. Ind., has worked In mlr.n for more than seventy-five years, hs say Muahett Is nearly fl yeara old. He reeeld employ ment In a mine it Ulaaglow, Scotland, when h waa llttu trior i)...n years' old. General Harry L. Sii'.rttt. former United Statea attorney, who haa a iti'iimer home near Oochen, N. Y., has received by regis tered mall from Chionso a key-winder sli ver watch that had been despatched to him by messenger during the civil ar and never reached him. Audtias Carolos, lata of Greece, now of Manhattan, N. Y., waa stopped when driv ing five coas through the streets of Mma ola. He aald he had a "milky route" like they have In the old country, instead of taking milk around in'bottlea they drive tha cow to the customer and milk It there. Ha was not aiioacd to go oa. 1' fef MARC KLAW Army Gossip Matters of Interest oa and Back of tbe rirlag Xdna Ol eased from tbe Army ana Wavy me-tate The conditions prevailing In southern Texas make It poeslble to conduct many testa under conditions equivalent to those of actual warfare. Among other new fea tures of tha army subject to trial la the making of field bread. This la being done at tha division bakery at San Antonio, where two ovens are continuously at work baking bread, which Is regularly supplied by wagon transportation to a brigade at Lieon Springs. This Is a type of fresh bread, having a very fine cellular structure with thick crust, being made In thla man ner to withstand long transportation and keep for a period of ten day to two weeks or longer, depending on the weather con ditionsthe leaat moisture In tha bread and tha drier the weather the longer It will keep. It Is Intended for the supply of troops at such distances. In advance of bakeries, that ordinary fresh breed cannot be provided. The bread of this type which has been baked In the various army baking schools haa met with approval, and It la expected there will be similar f'or ex pressed for the bread that Is being deliv ered to the troops In Texaa. The War department has been advised by Captain Duncan K. Major, Jr., Twenty seventh Infantry, in temporary command of Whipple Barracks, Aril., and Captain E. O. C. Ord. U. 8. A., retired, who 'liven In Phoenix, Arts., that they wera excluded from a akatlng rink at Prescott, Arts., when they applied for admission. These officers ware attired In the uniform of the service and It Is alleged that the manager of the place of entertainment denied them admission because they wera so attired. The officers have reported tha Incident to the United States district attorney at Tuc son and have, It ia stated, also Informed the War department of the circumstances. Subsequent advlcea received at tha depart ment Impart tha Information that tha man ager of tha skating rink has tendered his apologies. The department authorities have advised the officers In Aiisona that If thla apology Is not regarded aa suffi cient, the matter will be formally referred to the Department of Juatloe. There ts now on tha statute books a law, enacted at the lata session of oongree. Imposing the penalty of a fine upon tnanagera of theaters or other places of publio entertain ment who make any discrimination against any person lawfully wearing the uniform of the army, navy, marina corpa or revenue cutter service. The discrimination, under the statute, la regarded as a misdemeanor, punishable by a fine not exceeding $,fX. The War department has had before It this week the question whether the con tract dental surgeons In tha service at the time of the passage of the act of March 3, 1911, shall be ccmraissloned aa "first lieutenants, dental corpa." as recom mended by the surgeon general of tha army, or as "dental surgeons with tha rank of first lieutenant," In view of tha several provisions of that portion of tha act which establishes a dental corpa aa a part of the medical department of tha army. In the law provision Is made for thirty-one "dental surgeons," and else where In tha same law It Is stated that the "dental corps shall be composed of dental surgeons and acting dental sur geons shall not exceed sixty and tha number geons shall not eceed slty and tha number of acting dental surgeons shall be such as may from time to time be authorised by law." ' that "all original . appointments halt be as acting dental surgeons," and that ' "acting dental surgeons who have served three years In a manner satisfac tory to tha secretary of war shall be eligible for appointment aa dental sur geons," etc It Is further provided that the "contract dental surgeons attached to the medical department at tha time of tha passage of this act may be eligible for appointment as first lieutenants, dental corps, without limitation as to age." Con struing all of the provisions together. It Is held by the War department that the proper designation of the grade Is "den tal surgeon" and that the appointment should designate them as "dental surgeons with the rank of first lieutenant." There may be some doubt In congress as to the wisdom of Increasing the term of enlistment In the army from three to five years, as proposed In Representative Hay's bill, upon which hearings have been held during the last two weeks, but there Is no question of the lack of confidence In the proposition to establish a reserve force, however much one may be needed as a means of augmenting the army In time of war. It' la not altogether a matter of expense, which Is considerable, when taken In connection with the appropriations top tha regular army and ths additional allot ment, which Is destined to be made for tha increased pay of the organized militia. Few members of congress fshare General Wood's faith In the practical results of the plan, mainly for the reason that It Is doubtful If tha force of reserves would attain to anything like the numerical strength described by the chief of staff. General' Wood haa estimated that In seven years the country would have 270,000 men n Its reserves those who had served three years with the colors and then entered the reserves for the next seven years. It Is appreciated that there will be difficulty In keeping track of men of this class, and tha requirement to respond to a call for service again with the army In the field In time of trouble would still depend largely upon individual patriotism. . While there will be opposition. In all probability, to Mr. Hay'a bill Increasing tha period of enlistment, there Is no disposition, on the other hand, to make any radical change In tha way of limiting the time of service, even for the sake of creating a reserve force. Income Taa Shr Poir Votes. New York Tribune. Wisconsin has ratified the Income tax amendmtnt to the conKtltutlon, the 1 state senate having concurred last Tues ' day In the resolution, which passed the lower house a couple of months ago. Thirty-one states have now voted in the affirmative, thirty-five votes being needed. Legislatures now In session In which the amendment Is pending are tboM of Flor ida. Connecticut, New York, Pennsylvania and West Virginia, It seems altogether unlikely that these five states will supply the lacking four votes. It takes the most skilled artisans, the finest automatic machinery and the greatest and best equipped plant in the world to produce a WALTHAM Watch. "It's Tims Ytm Chtmtd m Halt ham" ' Smd lor Dacaptife Bmkw. WALVHan WATCH CO. WALTHAM 11. 111 WATCH ELECTORAL COI.LRGB 1W ISIS. t banaea tbe Proposed 1 Iteannnrtlon " meat Bill Will Urine Aboat. Leslie's Weekly. I'nder tha new reapportionment now pending In congress, nine of the new elec oral votes those which are gained by Alabama, Florida, Oeorgla. Iioiilslana, Oklahoma and Texss will be carried by the democratic candidate In 1!1S. whoever he may be. Twenty-throe of the new votes those of California, Idaho, Illinois, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota. North Dakota, Oregon. Ohio, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island. South Dakota, Utah, Wash ington and West Virginia will undoubtedly be won by tha republicans. States which will have ten new electoral votes Colo rado, Montana, New York and New Jersey may be plaoed In tha doubtful column. Under normal conditions these are alt republican states, but the conditions were not normal In tha congressional campaign year of 1910 and may not be In 1913. It would appear, however, aa If Nwo-thlrd of tha forty-two additional electoral votes would be won by the republicans next year. Taft had a majority of IBS In the electoral college of lens, which ought to leave a safe margin for the republicans In V?, even If they should, in that year, lose several Of tha states which he carried thre years ago. That the republicans will lose some statea which they oarrled In Vm ts likely, but If a reasonable degreee of Intelligence and public spirit Is ahow by them between now and voting day next year, there Is a Mr prospect that they will hold the presl i dency and regain the house. The new electoral college will be as fol lows: Alabama 12 Arkansas California 13 Colorado t Nebraska $ Nevada $ New Hampshire.... 4 New Jersey New York North Carolina... North Dakota.... Ohio Oklahoma Oregon Pennsylvania .... Rhode Inland South t'arlina... Smith Dakota Tennesae Texas Utah Vermont Virginia Washington West Virginia.... Wisconsin Wyoming Connecticut 7 1 ( Delaware Florida Georgia Idaho Illinois Indiana Iowa Kansas Kentucky Louisiana Mslne Maryland Maaaachusetts Michigan Minnesota Mississippi Missouri Montana ....14 .... 4 ... ....15 ....is ....10 ....1.1 ....to .... .... n ....is .... .... .... 4 CHEERY CHAFF. "What are her days at home?" "Oh, a society leader has no days at home any more. Nowadays she haa her telephone hours." Kmart Set. "I ssy," shouted the orator, "let labor have tha financial reward of big enter prises!" ''That," smiled the cynic. "Is something of a capital proposition." Baltimore American. "Drat tha eat!" "What's the matter, girl?" "The cat went to sleep on roy new hat and I wore her downtown without notic ing her." Washington Herald ton Herald. I ly dog sllnkmg "I sea the family dog sllnkmg out of the room. What's the matter with him? "Preaoieoce. Preeently there 1 will be a tremendous family row on." "But how did the dog know that?" "Well, so to speak, his nose Is some thing of a storm center." Baltimore American. "I suppose you are going to make some addressee this summer." "Yes," replied the statesman. "I am go ing to tell my constituents exactly what they need." "And what do they need?" "Me." Washington Star. "t saw Jones, the contractor, at church." ' "Yes. He heard that the streets of the "H'L'swmjwmh- ' --"I amxnsEmsmi y 1 ; it! .n fc c d ' I GENERAL FREDERICK FUUSTOfJ begins the story of His fighting In the PHBLOPPIMIE In JUNE 'SSESMBEIEeS with an account of the raising of the famous Twentieth Kansas and the open ing of hostilities. It Is a vivid, stirring, exciting narrative of modern warfare, ' with many delightful touches of humor. A human document, told with a soldier's directness and appreciation of the men . who fought beside him. , V ON Ll NWS.TNOS. SS OINTS A NUMStSl . Vt 11. -i-l. U.'Jl. ....'KWIW.V' Li . H- H..!!ttl IA.U I'ftlW.m. . mnm WW HAVE YOU A r SAVINGS ACCOUNT? On Time Certificates of Deposit running for twelve months this bank pays 31 INTEREST The latest report to the comptroller show that thla bank ha f 2,178,206.00 o( Tim Deposit. Capital Surplus Undivided Profits 1 IflpiSSjtoSlI 1 j0HBsBBBB-Kas9sSBBSBBBBBBHaBRs39aS I has no suBsmurc memm Absolutely Puro Tfim only baking powtftt mada from Royal Crapo Cream of tartar celestial city were paved with gold and h wants to bid on tua extensions." Clevelar Plain Dealer. , . "Did I not tell you never to call on n again?" "Well. dear. I, thought maybe r Vfiwus UU1 .iiiiiu. , "And what reason had you to thi thatr- - "I read how there was a lobster famine Houston Poet. Celtic Stranger Tim Hennessy has Ju$ bin sriisted; what will yea charge to d find him? Very Young lawyer-Ten dollars Is ml fee in police court cases. ' Celtic Stranger Well, hero It is. Tvl had It In for Tim this long tolme, an' 't I worth tin darlars to get even wld ttlmM Puck. Marks I married my wife a month, aft sIik accepted me. Parke That's nothing. I married ml three daye after aha refused ma Beelu Transcript. i AN ACQUIRED TASTE. Carolyn Wells m Judge. tx-.H to Initn. I remember, I remember. 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