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THE CONFIRMED COMMUTER GRIN-
NfcD AS HE HUNG LP THE RECEIVER.
' ' That perversity of hospitality which Im
pels the shivering suburbanite to Invite
"his steam-heate-I ulty friends to vUlt htm
i In 'January also prompt the New Torker
( In th spring time to Invite hla country
acquaintances to leave their flowering II-
lacs and budding roues and partake of a
dellcatesstn lunch In town.
Courtesy on both aide compels an occa
alohal acceptance of such unreasonable In
', Vltationa. In the ate of the Confirmed
Commuter there was no doubt at least In
his own mind -that the Hupeful Housewife
waa to blani.
"I knew when you told Mrs. Brown wed
i up there Saturday evening that one of
these hot Spells would come along," he
rniiajked grumhllngly. ' Don't you think
,)(u could manage to bp off In acme way?
Invent tunic son of excuse you know what
I mean. '.
The Hopeiul Housewife glared as all
; hoiitewlvts do at any calm siiHKesilon of
t duplicity.'
Wiu know very well there a nothing
earned than a dinner ttmagntifnt,
ahw. observed Icily. "It a-much more par
donable to. break a commandment," ahe
addtt'l.
"Vie, but I ni not feeling very well just
now." her husband plaintively observed.
"I don't- know what's the matter with
nie, but I, feel very queer besides we're
not Invited to dinner she said supper
1 Heard her! Don't you think that makes
some difference 7"
"Dinner or supper,'' pronounced the
Hopeful Housewife firmly, "we've acoepted
snd we've got to go!"
."And herj 1 ve been looking forward to
a quiet Saturday afternoon In the coun
try!" the Confirmed Commuter remarked
Sadly. "I had thought of the fine time we
would have watering the f owers, pruning
the rote bushes and perhaps having din
ner server! In the Bummer house with some
cooling gin rlcke7""S-r Iced tea to glvs us
n appetite."
His wife's eyes sparkled. "That would
be great," she d&id. "That's Just what
I'd love to do, but "
The shadow of duty crossed her face
ones more.
"Instead wa are going to a Dutch supper
tn Harlem!" she continued.
The Confirmed Commuter knew finality
when ha heard It and raid no more. But
all week he sought vainly for some way of
scape.
The day of the party dawned. The air
Serious History in Comic Vein
'Whenever' light my fragrant Havana
or take a small, sample of fine out," said
Rhow-Me Pmlth, plain and fancy Missouri
historian. "I always think of that pipo' of
Sir Walter'. Raleigh. .
"That Is, unless I'm In Pittsburg;, .I'll
bet Walter never was In Pittsburg b he'd
swom off After trying U outlth'efV"
"I'll say one thing for hlmf. qugh; .Jt .
nrrnr as J can find .eie-vp'.sri(pTti(l
cigarettes. He tuj gxod-'fellow, war
Mr Walter, If he was the first press jgnt
y In America. '": '' , ..V', -'
'l jt" "You see, It was this way. , Walter , had
somebody over there on the other side and
whenever he ran short'' of material he
pierced out with an old. overcoat or some
thing, which was all right to keep the
queen's feet out of the mnd once or'twloe,
maybe, but wasn't calculated Jo last.
" 'There Is nothing In the royal sidewalk
eontractlng business,' said Sir 'Walter. .'I
will run ever . to. America and form a
trust.' .
"When he landed on th dock over here
the first thing he sees .la a Cherokee steve
dore , with clay 'pipe In his teeth giving
an Itniatlort of .-a second hand, gasolene
car. IValter wanted to shoot first and In
vestigate afterward. Then his better
Judgmsat prevailed and he turned In a still
alarm. Ths Big Chief of the flra depart
ment, when he arrived, explained to Wal
ter that the stevedore person was acting
well wtthln his legal rights and was only
carrying out a pretty general custom pre
vailing among stevedores and In even
hlg'hejf' circles of society on this side. To
clinch the matter the Chief gave Sir Wal
ter a nieerscaum and a paper of shag and
told him to smoke up. Walter asked for a
' niatcltand later asked for a doctor, though
he wasn't quite sure but that an under
taker would do Just as well.
"'What brand ts tt?" hs gasps to ths
Staid Matron to Isaac of Ash Creek Line
Editor of The Bee Magaslne Page: 6o
glad ,t ate the Bachelor of Ash Crsek
Line jias In his composition that which
amounts to "as thou wilt." for 'tis a sav
ing element In ths sterner sex.
Now what I said about the criss-cross
in his eyes was not a far-off thing, after
all, since he himself tells us that hs tides
behind a cross-eyed mule Astigmatism
may or may not be a communicable afflic
tion, but whether It la so considered or
not we know that It is one that some
times plays on one's sympathetic nerve
and there you are!
Ths Bachelor's gallant bow to the harem
la a feather In his rap (.that Scotch on he
LIBERAL.
"5 U very. liberal in her
Cfearitiea
'Ye.; but rt always practical
c4 wanted to send alarm clock
to Africa to aid nxServt frocn tfca
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was s warm and moist and thick as a
Yorkshire pudding.
"It's had enough to have to go to. town
at all on a day like this," grumbled" the
Confirmed Commuter, "and I have to work
hard till 1 or 3 o'clock, come back to Jersey
to dress and drag you up to town again to
keep that engagement! It's too much."
Nevertheless when his telephone ring
goon after he reached his offlcs he recog
nised the cooing voice of Mrs- Brown long
before she spoke her name.
"You know me! Why. how clever f
you! Of 'rourse I would recognise your
voice anywhere! It's so strong, and deep
and manly, you know! I Just called up to
remind you of this evening. You can get
away In time for the party? Oh, I'm so
glad! I've been looking forward all week
to seeing you and your wife, of course.."
The Confirmed Commuter wes grinning
fatuously when he hung up the receiver.
He hurried through his work and, reach
ing home an hour earlier than he had
promised, found his wife working over her
flower beds.
"Isn't It lovely out here!" she said. "I'vs
been thinking, dear, that If you're really
set on staying at home tonight I-might
telephone and beg off from the party after
all."
"And disappoint that poor little woman
who's had all the trouble of getting ready
for us!" the Confirmed Commuter ex
clalmed Indignantly. "Who ever heard of
such a thing!"
(Copyright. 11I, by the N. Y. Herald Co.)
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The Pipe) of
Sir V. Raleigh.
Chief as soon as ha could apeak.
" 'Klnnlklnnlck,' says the Chief.
" 'Oh,' says Walter, 'I thought maybe It
was Mocha and "Java."
"When he got out of ths hospital ha
aid: 'This la great. I am the original
Tobacco Trust. Flie the papers right away,
"He ths Invented the Saturday Evening
Smoker and Introduced heavy callbered re
peating pipes In all ths colleges.
"At last hs filled his pockets with elgara
and booked In ths first cabin. The first
perfectos ha passed out In Piccadilly ths
Johnnies over there wanted to eat. Hs
restrained them and bade them smoke.
Then he was sorry they hadn't eaten them.
It would have been quicker.,
"Finally hs waa arrested on an old In
dictment for laying Imperfect sldewalVs
and ths next thing they knew over hers
ths original Tobacco Trust had lost Its
head."
(Copyright, 1911. by ths N. T. Herald Co.)
speaks of) and shows his youthful In'
breathing of Tarklo manners.
lis wears three pairs, yet declares that
he Is not a monopolist. Oh, well.
The school teacher la right about ths pro
nunciation, but never mind that; It doesn't
cut much of a figure, not nearly so much
as ths garment Itself.
That the Bachelor went to church and Its.
tened to a good sermon , In Norwegian,
which tongue Is almost an unknown on
to him, la proof of his patience. But all
those faces at the windows; now, really?
The first stansa looks good. I'm not
much of a Judge of things poetical, though
my theea and thons might lead one to think
differently. They are Quakerisms, for
though I sometimes
Put on my old gray bonnet.
To take my pen and scrawl.
The writing of a sonnet
la not my line at all (at all).
The Bavhelor, In hla three pairs, sweater
and bonnla Scotch cap, with the new
feather, should find It easy to make a fa
vorable impression on the sensible young
woman eleven mile distant.
Hops hs does; we, pappy snd I, hope
hs does. A STAID MATRON.
Hr ( Leaded.
"May I ask, air." said the old professor,
breaking off In the midst of a leotur and
addressing a listless young man, "whether
you hops to pass this course?"
"I have hopes, air," answered the stu
dent. "Perhaps you can also Inform ma what
you will do for notes on these lectures
Dntstla Me as are.
"I will kill myself!" shouted the half
erased man. struggling In ths arms of the
officers of the law.
"No, you won't!" said ons of the police
men. "I will. I will! I'll commit suicide, or
die In ths attempt!" Judge.
foung men are titter to Invent than tm
Judfa,
The Life of llollnrsa.
Text-1 Thrso. 3:12:13: "The l.orrt make
j on to Increase and abound In love one
toward another, and toward all men.
eveti as we also do toward you. to the
end He miv eMablls'h your hearts un
blamable fn holiness before our trod and
Father, at the coming of our Lord Jesus
with all His saints."
Christ Is the conqueror of all our foes.
He Is the iieifeot Saviour from all sin.
To restore Vn us the Image of God, which
Is true holiness, and present us faultless
before the presence of His glory with ex
ceeding Joy, Is ths mission of the Christ.
For this purpose Christ died for our sins,
arose for our Justification, sent the Holy
6pirit for our tanctlficatlon and enflure
ment of power for service,' and He llveth
at the right hand of God interceding In
our behalf.
We can become "more than conquerors."
but not before Christ has conquered In us.
He cannot conquer In us until we have
fully surrendered ourselves to Him. "Full
ness" Is the low-water mark of the Cnrts
tlan life; "overflowing" Is the glorious
privilege. Christ came not only to give
life, but life more abundant. The salva
tion He brings shall be In us not only a
fountain springing up unto everlasting
life, but eut from our lives shall flow
rivers of living water. Booh a life cannot
be ours without a complete consecration
and a full assurance of faith. God de
mands a holy church because He Is holy.
He has made all provision necessary to
make and keep us holy here and forever.
Death is not the saviour, but the wages
of sin and the last enemy that shall be
destroyed, but Christ Is able to save unto
the uttermost.
The true life of holiness Is the life or
Loretta's Looking
lf a time-honored tiy girls custom.
And surely one of the fifty-seven or more
varieties of making a man fonder or mad
der mors honored In ths breach than In
the observance.
It is all very nice and grand for some
superior girl to say that "she certainly
would not want a man's lovs tt she had to
work for It!" It sounds well. But there
la not one girl In 10,000 who would not,
tinder th 'spell of a real attraction toward
a. man. consider the ways and means by
which his Interest might bs deepened. Personally,-'
I think" every girl has a right to
use. any legitimate means to win what is
th best the world holds for her, a good
man's !ov. Men can do all In their power
to 'win the girls they want. And, though
ths ways are so different, so ought girls.
But this jealousy method Is a bad ons.
Just now I hava proof of Its Ineffective
ness. It Is a letter, between ths lines of
which I can read a tragedy.
"My dear Loretta: What can I do to win
back the man I love? Hs seemed to think
that I belonged to him, so I thought I
would show him that ha was not ths only
one. I had ' dons it before; and it had
worked well. Bo, I encouraged the atten
tions of a gentleman who has liked me for
a long time, before I knew ths man I lovs.
It made ths man I wanted to hold mors
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s. fcobert P. Peterson. Pastor of
Horweglan-Danish Methodist Ohurelu
power. There Is a phrase, much In use
there days "power for service." But let
us remember that the Holy Pplrlt will not
,dwell In unclean hearts. True holiness,
.without fanaticism, Is the greatest power
In the church of Ood today. Christ de
mands a holy church without spot or
wrinkle.. IrJ such a church He will abide
In divine power. The church must be sep
arated from, though not taken out of the
world. Christ promised the church that the
unbelieving world would hate It, because
It hated Him. But If Christ Is all In all
for the church and the church keeps His
Glass - Reflects Girl Who
closely angry, and he deliberately asked me
to break the sngagement Of course, my
pride made me do It Instantly. But I love
him. What shall I do?
'BROKEN-HEARTED GIRL.."
I do not know. I can tell you what you
should not hava done. Bftt, I reckon, you
know that now. Of course, If you had not
such a heavy equipment of pride In your
mental armory, you might ask the man's
pardon Ilka-a lady. It might not restore
his love for you Indeed, It will not 'If It
haa died under ths fool's-flre of the Joal-J
ousy you tried to awake but you would,
have your self-respect. Of course, I know
that girls who descend to the Jealousy
method place a mighty small value on self
respect, ao the reward jXes not - appeal.
You want ths man. I earn sympathise with
that desire, too. Maybe, though, you have
cried "Wolf!" once too often; and he has
lost Interest In you. He might oven think
that ths humblest apology you could make,
the most contrite acknowledgement of your
silly and insulting trick, was Just another
way to regain his allegiance. That would
be pretty bitter experience. . It occurs to
ms that the kind of lovs ' he gave you
seemed valuable to him. He probably
thinks you have not sense enough to know
the real-trand when It Is yours. Your ef
fort to Changs it, to Introduce Into It the
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inimHi.lnictu. tncu I'luiai mil uve it
and will manlfe. t Hiimcit to It in great
power. The church will not win the un
believing world by Joining hands with the
world. But by beintf out and out fo:
Christ and Christ being all In all for the
j church the Holy Spirit will, through the
I church, convict the world of sin, of right.
ousness and of Judgment, and sinners wll
be saved through the almliihty power cl
I God and saints u lit be sanctified througi
I the same power.
The true holy life la filled with the love
of Christ and the mind of Christ. Such a
life can not be Inactive for when It be
comes Inactive It ceases to be holy. It Is
the will of Ood thst HIS people should
have their hearts established unhlameable
In holiness before Him. Msn Is not the
standard nor the Judge In regards holiness,
hut God over our Father. Men with un
clean eves may say we have a devil for
they did so with Christ, but if our heart
I condemn us not then have we confidence
towards God. This Is the satisfying life
for the Individual as well as the church.
This Is the life with the deep settled peace
of God that passeth all understanding. It
ts the life that rejoices with "Joy unspeak
able and full of glory." It Is the life that
stands firm even In the most severest
tempest and storm, because It is firmly
cemented to the "Rock of Ages."
The true holy life Is looking and waiting
with Joy for ths second coming of Christ.
' The coming of our Iord Jesus Christ Is a
soene of Judgment for some, of Joy and
glory for others."
"Be ye therefore ready also; for the Bon
of Man cometh at an hour when ye think
not."
Makes a Man Jealous J
excitement and flattery that a man's Jeal
ousy gives some girls, may havs shown him
that you had no taste for the calmer
variety which peacefully mirrors ths per
fect trust on which it rests.
As I said, I don't know what you should
do. Perhaps you havs dona enough. It
may be the best thing for you to do Is just
to keep quiet now. If he loves you. he will
coma back. But, obviously, he Is the kind
who will not be yanked around and emo
tionally mauled by any girl. I am like you;
I, too, feel attracted to the man. I wish
your experience with him would show other
girls the result of Illegitimate ways of love
winning. A man must be a great lover of
a great fool to stand such treatment. Great
lovea and great follies are not a part of
our common-sense sge. At least, they are
not frequent. It behooves a girl to act as
It ths man has a limit to his loving as well
as his loolishneas.
Not a Real Weapon.
"You are charged with carrying a rasor,"
said the magistrate; "what havs you to
say?" .
"But hit's a safety razzer," pleaded
Rastua.
"What difference does that make?" the
court asked.
"Well. Yo Hono', a safety razzer am car
ried only fo' de moral effect." L-ippontott's.
This is fle
Day We
Q7ebrate
May 20, 1911.
Name and Artdress.
Nels Anderson, 4 23 Dorcas St.
Howard Armstrong, 372 Decatur St
Jake Berzman, B23 .North Seventeenlh
Clara Baker, 2S18 Wehpter Ave
Clyde R. Bteyer, 2621 Sherman Ave
Viola M. Butt, 2815 Hamilton St
Helen T. Fell, 3821 Maple St
Alice Raker, 2218 Paul St
Florence Cavendor, 2312 Spring St
Marjorle Cole, 2602 Wirt St
Charles Dnlley, 3021 South Twenty-first St....
John Flala, 2314 South Twelfth St
Joseph GUglotte, 2020 Pierce St
John E. Olllam, 3311 Sprague St
Leota Gardner, 4218V4 North Twenty-fifth St..
Ludwlg Hornlg, 2737 South Ninth St
Mamie R. Havlicek, 1241 South Fourteenth St Comenlus 189
Helen T. Iten, 136 North Forty-second St Saunders ...... ..1901
Earl Kucbera, 1242 South Fifteenth St Comenlus ...... ..1904
Emma Lareen, 4609 Hamilton St Walnut. Hill 1901
Maude M. McClaren, 1209 Dorcas St Lincoln 189T
Cecil Murphy, 1620 PJnkncy St Lothrop 1904
Helga Nelson, 4120 Wirt St Clifton Hill 1903
Elizabeth Nellaon, 2717 Ersklne St ; Long 19f)
Irma Podolak, 1437 South Seventeenth St Comenlus 1897
Nellie Pickett, 2520 South Twelfth St Bancroft f900
Mildred Pope, 4707 North Fortieth Ave Central Tark 1904
Cbarlea Partridge, 123 South Thirty-second Ave Farnam 189
Gladys Rohrs, 2113 Lacust St Lothrop 1908
Elizabeth Read, 3415 Jones St Columbian 1900
Edwin N. Solomon, 3010 Dodge St Farnam ."..1900
Louis Stratbucker, 5621 North Fourteenth St High 189$
Gladys Sehener, 1311 Canton St Edward Rosewater.1900
Herbert E. Storey, 3846 Leavenworth St Columbian 1891
Howard Stovel, 3112 Mason St Park 1899
Halen Stites, 2014 Pratt St Lothrop V.V.'.V.V. 1901
Ruby Timmons, 949 North Twenty-seventh Ave Webster 1900
Cora Thernes, 2626 Decatur St Long 1904
Henry Thode, 930 North Twenty-ninth St Webster 190
Ivan Wilcox, 1314 South Thirty-first St park 1901
Elmer Walker, 1810 Corby St Lake .......... .1901
Asa Whited, 2715 North Twenty-sixth St ,.!!lllgh !l894
Tabloid History
Upon the sudden death of Lincoln, An
drew Johnson, the vice president, became
the seventeenth president of ths United
States. He was born In North Carolina on
December tS, 108. He died In Tennessee
In 187S. Johnson was a poor boy and In
his youth was a tailor's apprentice. At 18
he went to Gy-eenville, Tenn., where he
married Eliza McCurdle, a woman of re
finement, who used to read to him while
hs was at work, and who taught him to
write. He became a congressma .1, then a
United States senator and vice president
for IJncoln's second edmlnlxtration. He
was sworn in ss president on April It. 18&.
Later In the month the new president
Issued a proclamation removing restrictions
on commerce In the south. Before another
month had passed ha addressed a procla
mation of amnesty to all those who had
been concerned In the war against the
union, except fourteen specified classes of
citizens. By a resolution of congress an
amendment to the constitution abolishing
slavery was duly proposed. When this
was approved by three-fourths of ths
states slavery was declared constitution
ally abolished on December 18. i
Ths president's next Important act was
ths veto, on March t, 1R67, of ths recon
struction get, which was paased by con
gress notwithstanding. This, with two
Some Silhouettes of the Sidewalk
BT BOBBIE BABBLE
With his beautiful sombrero from ths west.
Which waa never farther west than West
Broadway,
With his frock coat, which la yawning for
a vest.
With his trousers, that wsrs black and
now ars gray,
With his hair arranged to rival Buffalo
Bill's,
With mors eloquence than Chanoey M.
Ee Psw,
Just listen to the lengthy ysrn hs spills
To sell his stock of diamonds brand new.
"Fair ladles," thus his honeyed language
flows,
"Get a Rocky mountain diamond sun
burst now I
It will draw attention from your shabby
clo's.
When you wear ths glittering jewels on
your brow.
If a sunburst Is too costly, don't despair.
Let two pretty earrings answer for a
ttms;
But If you really can't afford a pair.
Buy one Rocky mountain dl'mond for a
dime!
"With a Rocky mountain sparkler of your
own,
Tou can (axe upon it when you're feeling
blue;
It wljl cjieer you till your gloom Is fled
and flown.
It will rr.t.ke a darkened world shins up
Anew.
Tou can feel like Mrs. Cholly Aator-Ouilt
In her opera gox with happiness sublln.e;
Tou can make your envious neighbors
wroop snd wilt
With a Rocky mountain d'mond for a
dime!
"Come, Johnny) Won't you buy one for
your girl?
It wUl look so brilliant under her left ear
h tt. i .i m mw win, L
HOWAIin STONE.
3112 Mason St.
School.
Train ..,
.Kranklin
.Cans
Vevar.
. .1901
. .1905
. .1904
St.
Miller Tark 1901
Lake 1903
Long 190
Farnam 190S
Kellom 1904
Vinton 189
Lothrop 1901
.Vinton 1903
.Lincoln 1895
.Mason 1897
.Howard Kennedy. . 1896
.Saratoga 1903
Bancroft 1899
of the Presidents
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AHDEEVY JOttBacjX,
supplementary construction acts, which
were passed In a similar manner, brought
all ths states which had recently been at
war with ths general government back to
their positions In the union.
Ths president was Impeached for his re
moval of Kdwln M. Stanton from ths post
of secretary of war. and after a long and
tedloua trial was acquitted, with only ons
vote missing to complete ths two-thirds
majority to convict plm.
(Copyright, 1911, by ths N. Y. Herald Co.)
Diamonds for
Dimes.
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Where shs fastens on that pretty little curt .
(Which she bought last week and It wad,
very dear). '
But this la cheap-It sparkles Ilka a blase,
When I look upon these glittering Jewels, I
i m
So blinded by their light, I'm in a date
Come, buy a Rooky d'mond for a dims!
"Step up! Step up! Come, buy before thejf
Step up and spend a dime to give her Joy!
She thinks you are the finest kind of beau
fr'he'll smile, on you and call y ou 'Hone
Boy!' ,
She'll think of you as generous and graodj
KhA'll 1..1FA ..'.11 An,. ...... 1 I . " V
- " j w m I.- atio ii lusvwr mors Del
fickle; I
Ths man who buys her dl'monds, wins h
hand 1
Aw, be a sport and buy one for a nickel!
(Copyright, Wli, by ths N. T. Herald Co.S
