THE BEE: OMAHA. FRIDAY. MAT 19." 1911. Daily bei: to. SVEU BY KDSVARO FCiKKWATKR. vinoR n.'. atf:h. ed. r or. F.ntrd at Omaha p.istoffti aa second class ma'ter. TERMS OF Pi;BirRirTl' i.v. Pundav lif. one ar I-j Fatuidav B' one vmr 1 nO lailv B (without Sun'lavi, tin year 4 0. I'any Hfe anil Sunday, one vpar h.'i I iKl.l V ER El ' HV CARRIER. Lvenintt Ree (without Sunday). per mo. h.nlnn He iwlth f-unda i. per month I'aiiy ree, tin. lurim. tfundayi, per mu.. . lai!v Ht-e (Without Punda , pip. run . 4.V: Add i fas a I umplHin's of H i egiiiai-itie In delivety to City t jnoUtliin Lpartment. UKFlCErt 'mhs The Be Ruilltn. South Oiralia-S-S N. Twenty-fourth ft. (unni-ll rliuffsla firntt St. I Imoln ii Little riuildlnat. t'hl''af.i- l.Mi Marquette HiMMmn. Kanr-;i.H lt v rtellunoe Building. Nr Yoik-.it West Thirlv -third St. afihitigton r:."i fourteenth 8 . N. W. . OH R E3I-O.N ;DKNT K. t'nmmunli atlons lelatlna; to news and editorial matter should be addressed ori.aha lice. Kdltorial Department. KEMITTANCKS. Remit hv :rafl, expicss or post h I ordT, payable to Tim He I'ubllshlns; Company, only 2-eent damps reieivert In payment of mail 'coiintM. Personal rherks except n Omaha and (astern exchange not accepted. AIT.IL ClRClM-ATlON. 48,106. State of Nebraska, County of Douglas, as: 1'wight Wlluatns, circulation manager of Th bee PuhhHhiriK Company, beuitt duly sworn, nays, that the average dally rircula lion, le.-a spoiled, unuaed and returned copies, lor the munih of April, 1W1, was iS.Hnj. IAVIOHT W1L1.IA.M9, Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my preuence and uin to before me thia 1st day of Ma(, 1911. (teal.) HUBERT HUNTER, Notary i'ublic. Sabscrlbera leaving tha city Irm liurarllj' alaoola feavo lk Ma v.. Ileal to (hem. Aadreaa will ba Has that Fez fake fizzled jet? It almost makes a person dizzy to read the Zs in those Mexican names. Few men tell the truth about why they leave a Job. Notice the difference since the su preme, court dissolved the Standard Oil? Two things In life are certain death and a major league ball player's decline. By all odds the .most menacing of yellow perils is the ever present and ever Increasing dandelion. The packers have taken up with the "rule of reason." This promises to run old Immunity bath a close race. The garbage situation In Omaha smells, to. .teamen,. . What are mayor and council going o do about It? The strange thing about that Mexl can revolution is that It should have cooled down around Tobasco first. The Nebraska State Optical' society Is meeting here. TbVoptlclans are in vited to keep their optics on Omaha. Still It should not involve a great deal of trouble for the Standard Oil company to change Us system of book keeping. - The hearty way in which certain "big business" embraces that Standard Oil decision proves how drowning men grasp at straws. If you are not convinced the oil de cision is a distinct triumph for the government read the prosecuting at torney's comments. Governor Pothier of Rhode Island has Vetoed forty appropriation bills. That beats the veto record of Gover nor Aldrich of Nebraska. The thermometf at Springfield reg istered 92 on t' that the Helm Investigation to reported. Get ting warmer ovti in Illinois. Such queer things happen to women In Michigan. Here is one, who, accord ing to a veracious chronicle, "was left a widow by ihe death of her husband." At any rate, it is considerate in the Young Woman's Christian association $60,000 fund solicitors to wear badges, so they ran be Identified on Right. Madero has been sending more per sonal congratulations to Dias. In the name of peace he ought to stop that. The last time he did it the attack on Juarez followed. Mayor Gaynor has offered a cash prize to the person giving him legal evidence of the Sunday lid law being violated. That is one way of telling the story tellers to "put up or shut up." A number of midshipmen flunked in final examinations at Annapolis. Could It be possible that they were the ones who objected to the young woman nurse attending one of their society functions? Ex-Governor Shallenberger thinks 1912 will be a South Platte year for candidates for United States senator. His Judgment,' however," r not Infalli ble. He thought the year 1910 was a South Platte year for candidates for governor, but was badly fooled about it. Incidentally, It may be recalled that the mayor and council, acting on the advice of the health commissioner, solved the garbage problem for us three yesrs ago by making a contract for free hauling for a term of years, and then, when the contractor found he was not making as much money as is expected, accommodatingly re icinded the sgreement and relieved him of all obligation on bis bond. The Omaha Feace FrojpecU in Mexico. The prospect of pear in Mxiro Is greatly Imptovfi by the: renewal of the armistice snd the definite assurance of j Trridont Diaz that he will retire by j June 1 and turn the work of reorgani i ration over to a provisional govcrn '. iri"nt. Thla appears to be the moKt : substantial move yet made toward the pVdinR c.f the revolution, which has j bc-en In progress In Mexico for nearly six months, and which threatened to draw the 1'nited Plates into some sort of intervention, now unnecessary ex- cept In the event of unforeseen setback tor new mitlirpnlc But while pence in Mexico is in sight so fiH- as terminating hostilities be tween the government forces and the insurrectos are concerned, it will not do to assume that our sister republic to the south is completely out of the woods. It will have big and perplexing problems to meet, and will have to meet them through leaders largely in experienced. To restore and maintain order after a long period of tumult and turbulence will be no small task, and the election of new president will have to be brought about in a manner that 'will .command universal acceptance of the result. Not only will the provisional government and its successor have to have the friendship of the United States, but our govern ment will have to keep a watchful eye for the protection of American inter ests for some little time yet and until completely stable conditions in Mexico may be relied on. The Snobbery of Clubs. President Taft strikes a popular chord when he hits at the snobbery of clubs which set up claims to exclusive ness and let the small-bores who get In the directories draw lines out of personal pique against others in every way their equals or superiors. The condition of the so-called ex clusive clubs in Washington, however, finds a counterpart in every city In the country. What the president says about Washington clubs could with slight variations be made to fit the so called exclusive clubs in Omaha where the card of admission consists of favor with the governing board, or rather the card of exclusion consists of the disfavor of some member of the gov erning board. -' While this snobbery of our cjjubs is deplorable to those who look at It through the social telescope, it is only laughed at by those who see It through the magnifying glass and ob serve how many of the excluslves of today were the outcasts of yesterday, and may be in the discard tomorrow. It is a condition that probably cannot be cured as long as we have snobs, al though the snobs seldom constitute even a respectable minority In any of our clubs. But no gentleman ever In sists on associating with people who do not want to associate with him. Ar bitrary exclusion of worthy eliglbles leaves no odium except on the club. Naughty, Naughty Paris. The stern, unsentimental statistician reports that last year shows the lowest birth rate for Paris In the history of the city. That must be exceedingly dis appointing to Colonel Roosevelt, whose chiding speech in the French capital upon his return from Africa provoked such a storm of good promises and proposed innovations. But Paris might retort if taunted for its meaningless Impetuosity that it was too early to upbraid it for that and insist on Its critics being a little more patient. Yet one is disposed to believe that Queen Aphrodite still has considerable influence in Gay Paree. Colonel Wat terson, writing to his paper from Paris, where he has spent the winter and spring, observes: I am afraid that old Paris is as naughty aa ever. Indeed, there Is nothing in this di minishing birth rate to suggest any thing else, though, of course, even Paris is e'ntitled to a reasonable exten sion of time in the matter. Birth rates are not materially changed In a twinkle. Further on in his Illuminat ing letter Colonel Watferson. observes: Dear old Paria! Sad old Paris! Gay, wicked, worthy old Paris ! "Sad," "worthy." An indirect and a direct indication of hope. Sadness comes of seriousness. , Perhaps fhe words of Colonel Roosevelt did Hot fall, entirely, upon hearts "to dumb forgetfulness a prey." Maybe it Is this very turning about in which the lynx eyed Kentucky Journalist discovers the "worthy" element among the gay and wicked of "dear old Paris." In the meantime, however, those impassioned notes of eloquence In the Chamber of Deputies sounded against race suicide upon the peroration of Colonel Roosevelt's Sorbonne speech have entirely died away in the wake of the Joyous, festival season. Settled Law A Fiction. One of the main points of Justice Harlan's dissent in the Standard Oil case is that the majority of the court ignored the "settled law" of rrevlous decisions holding Illegal every com bination in restraint of trade, whether reasonable' or unreasonable. In this, Justice Harlan invokes what is known in legal parlance as the doctrine of "stare decisis," which, translated into English, means that when a court once tells what the law is, it Is presumed to be the law forever unless changed by the law-making body. But every lawyer knows that while In theory a court decision settles the law, in fact it does nothing of the kind except for the time being. Every law yer knows that the fiction of "stare decisis" is merely an excuse for a court that does not want to disturb existing conditions, but never stands in the way when the court wants to over- turn what some other court has de clared to be the law or even to reverse Itself with or without reason. The supreme court of the United States, our highest Judicial tribunal, has frequently unsettled what was sup posed to be settled law. The personnel of the court changes or the Judges change their minds.' So the doctrine of "stare decisis" only amounts to a preponderating weight in favor of re affirming a declaration on the same Issue already made by the same court or by another court of equal or higher standing. Settled law is nothing but one of those beautiful legal fictions which are assumed because they cannot be proved, and cannot be proved because they are. not true. Legislative Criticism of Judiciary The Helm committee of the Illinois legislature which investigated the election of Senator Lorimer, makes two noteworthy findings, first, that "the election of William Lorimer would not have occurred had it not been for bribery and corruption;" second, that the decision of Judge Petit of Chicago preventing the com mittee from examining three Chicago capitalists, "was an unwarranted and unlawful Interference on a part of a member of the Judiciary with a leg islative branch of the government." It remains now to be seen whether Judge Petit will consider this "con tempt of court" and hale the offend ing lawmakers up for punishment. Certainly they have shown a good deal of contempt for his ruling. He would not have any trouble in establishing that fact. Yet the judge himself Is left In a far more favorable light than the beneficiaries of his decision. If they were guiltless of any wrong doing in connection with the Lorimer election, why should they hesitate to go before the committee? Why should they seek refuge as a last re sort in a strained construction of the law? The court's ruling or the court's disposition in the latter Instance, will have little if any effect on what the public generally thinks of this whole affair. Of course it Is not to be sup posed at this late day that Senator Lorimer will be moved to seek any vindication from the scathing arraign ment of this legislative report by in sisting on another inquiry. He has elected to hold on to the seat that these men and others declare was procured by means of bribery and cor ruption. If the United States senate has de layed Its reinvestigation of the Lori mer case to await this report, it should now proceed, for the report is about as definite as to the main point as It could well be. Arbitratioa and Armament. f The ..United- States .government ;ls making headway with Its "general arbitration-project mong foreign pow ers, having added another step to Its progress by obtaining the assent of the British and French ambassadors at Washington to a draft of the con vention to erve as the basis of nego tiations for an agreement between na tions to submit practically all dis putes, including questions of national honor, to this peaceful means of ad justment. It was natural that the tentative treaty effected between this country and England should stimu late interest in the project. Backed by the combined influence of the leading nations, arbitration is bound to go forward, particularly since it has been placed so largely upon the material ground of mone tary consideration, instead of tne moral or sentimental. Experience has taught the fut'iiity of attempting to abolish war by moral Influence, much as that may reflect the Innate selfish ness of mankind. But now that cap ital has turned a deprecating ear to the appeal for the means to wage war and ofVred to endow the propaganda of peace, we see that, laudable as has been the effort of the past, it will be necessary to adopt the newer method if we would succeed. But men cannot too often be re minded that arbitration is not neces sarily disarmament, no more than armament is war. For forty years Germany, to which nations have pointed sometimes In scorn as the pro military power of the earth, has kept Its sword sheathed and enjoyed an un broken period of peace. What would have been Germany'g fate had It neglected to maintain a strong army, is a little difficult to state. But now Germany is turning millions to the up building of a formidable navy, yet not with any known desire or purpose of war. England is doing as she hasior years done, the same. So is the United States. Still these are the na tions most loudly preaching peace. In 1900 authority was voted to' issue $3,000,000 in water bonds, and in 1909 authority was voted to Issue $6,500,000 In water bonds. Although none of these bonds have been floated, the presumption is that the authority still maintains. If we are to vote an Issue of $8,350,000 water bonds now, the suggestion may be in order that the proposition to be submitted em body a clause specifldally rescinding the authority previously given to issue $9,600,000 of water bonds. According to the new superinten dent of the State School for the Deaf at Beatrice, the returns of the number of Inmates in that institution 'were padded by his predecessor 10 per cent In order to make a fictitious showing of per capita cost and bolster up claims for appropriation. It should be a punishable offense for any public of ficer or employe to make a willfully false report, but if there is a law to rover it an example should be made in this instance. In the interval. It might not be a bad Idea for Governor j Aldrich to have tire other state insti tutions checked up to ascertain I whether the same pernicious practice has been Indulged In elsewhere. j Senator Drown Is Johnny-on-the- spot with a ready-made bill to revise the Sherman anti-trust law to fit the new supreme court decision. Senstor Cummins will aWintroduce a bill for the same purpose,, but will first take time to study the-opinion of the court. Choice com'rntttee chairmanships for the ensuing year are In demand among our city councilmen" Prospects are that Omaha will have many and Im portant subjects of negotiation with franchised corporations in the next twelve months. 'Nuf sed. Wealth from the Soil. Chicago News. On American, farms. $104.0nn,(V more wealth was produced .last' year than tha year before. That aum- would buy a good many automobiles, and It did. Benefit the Majority. Ronton Transcript. The representatives of the North Dakota farmers derlm that reciprocity would In jure thirty millions of peopla. But If it would benefit the' other sixty millions, the country would still be the gainer. Another Sent for Jnnocent Bystander. Indianapolis News. The next place for the Innocent bystander to pel his appears to be Nogales and not withstanding the horrible examples at Agua Prieta and Juarex he will probably get it In Just about the same way. ' ' " A .Might? Procession.' St. -Louis Globe-Democrat.-Seven hundred thousand autos are regis tered In the different Mates of thla country. And most of their owners, in all probabil ity, have reached that state of prosperity where, they are discontented enough to "vote for a change." On Hueatloa Shelved. Baltimore American. The, question, "What shall wr do with our ex-presidents?"- is not - an imminent one, as the bill- to pension presidential widows calls attention to ' the fact that there are but two such widows living, and only one ex-presldent, who can take very good care of himself. The fact of few sur vivors may ba explained by the fact that the position Is one of the few left In these up-to-date times In which public opinion does not back the idea of putting young blood. AMAZl.Yfi KIRK WASTE. American Losses Far in the Lead of European Coantrlea. New, York Tribune. Statistics of an authoritative nature which were presented at.' he annual meeting of the fire underwriters the other day re emphaslze the statement repeatedly mad In these colymps that this country Is guilty of amazing, discreditable and inex cusable wastefulness in permitting the wholesale destruction of property .by fire. The total loss-roll yearly la enormous. But then,, some will say, with glib chauvinistic egotism, this is an. enormous country. Very well;. let. us taka jhar figures not positively but relatively. y ,,-)' . lA. thirteen cl'lfs p, Germany last year there, .were aerlpij Jtlres, ,wltb . a loss of ly cents a, head ,of..t.he. peculation. In Nor way In one city, the Iqss .was 28 cents. In Kngland the loss . Is, eleven cities was 44 cents, and in two in Ireland It was 45 cents., France made a far less creditable showing, with a loss In eight cities of 92 cents a head, But in 297 cities of the Uni ted States the loss has 'reached the mon etious figures of 1139 a head. That la to say, city fire losses In America Were mora than two and a half times as great-aa In France, nearly five and a half times as great as In England, more than nine and a half times as great as in Norway, and more than twelve and a half times as great as In Germany.' That la grossly discreditable to ui as a nation,' to our' thrift, our ingenuity, our enterprise, our ' administrative skill. It is a bitter reproach upon our new-found seal for conservation. Of what avail Is it to conserve our forests for timber supplies If after growing the trees and cutting and utilizing the timber we burn It by millions of dollars- worth" every year, largely In preventable fires? "Atid last year the waste by fire was .,000,000 more than It was In the year before. We seem to need tire wardens in our Cities as much as In the woods. People Talked About RANK Pi? KEg, Frank McKee made hla bow to the public as funmaker as treasurer of W. W. Cole'a clrcua. He made his fortune in theatrical ventures as partner of tha lata Charles H. Hoyt. Miss Maria Koch, who died at Bethle hem, Pa., last week, was said to be the oldest servant In point of servlcs In tha state. She had been employed In th same family for forty-one years. i County Judse Dike of Brooklyn signed on order permitting George G. Lockwood to legally adopt Mrs I.. Maud Warner of Lakevllle, Conn. The petition atates that since she waa a baby and up to the time of her marriage Mrs. Warner resided In the home of the "petitioner and haa alwaya been regarded aa one of hla own children. Ushered into existence tipping the acalea at thirty-two ounces, Frances Cummins of Liu e Rock, Ark., now past 4 years of age, weighs legs than sixteen pounds. Tha little mite la bright and attractive, and Is the observed of all observers wherever she la taken. In her brief life she haa had the usual line of Infantile ailment and seems none the worae.for It. Captain Samuel Berg famed aa a swim mer and long member of the t'nlted States Volunteer Life Saving corps, Is destitute and almost helpleaa In Denver. hire he came at tha order of hla phyal claa. four year ago. In a little shack, without money, ne and his loyal wife hava fought a despairing fight for health and th support of thtir chiMren. O 'first a' r- Bad Trusts Must Go Mornlaa fer Remark on apreme narl'a Periston In the Manriara Oil aae. Benefits Invisible. Washington Times. The benefit which the public may receive as s result of this decision Is. however a problem hidden In the future. Satlafartor? to F. very bod r. rU. I.ouis Times. The decision of tha I nited States su. preme court In the standard Oil case l of a kind that will satisfy everybody, ex cepting Mr. Rockefeller and hl associates and even they should feel that ihey have been very considerately dealt with. Aatl-Tmst Principle Affirmed. Pittsburg Dispatch. The contracts that are forbidden are those having the purpose and effect of suppressing competition. The victory of the principle Is unqualified. What moans will ba taken to give the Injunction It" full effect In practice remains to be shown. Clearing (iklea of Industry. . Cincinnati Inquirer. The skies of Industry and of commerce will clear now, and though these decisions may not be satisfactory to all Interests, yet they must be recopnlxed as the guid ing principles of the future, and the enter prising business men of the 1'nited 8tatrs will now puf-h forward fully Informed as to the legal conditions which govern In their transactions. ot a Momentous Finding. Ienver Republican. There Is nothing revolutionary In the decision of the court; It cannot be con sidered In the light of day as a momentous finding. There Is a deal of common-Fense to It, nothing more. Fach case coming under notice of the federal government will have to be dealt with upon it merits. Tho prosecutor must prove that the corpora tion is a monopoly In "unreasonable" re straint of trade. In many cases this will b a difficult undertaking. Hint for Bin; Bnslneaa. St. Paul Dispatch. Probably the chief result of the Stan dard Oil decision will be Its moral effect. We may not be able' to buy the products produced by the Standard Oil company any cheaper because of this decision. But big business will have to take notice that It can not stifle competition ruthlessly or defy, the laws against restraint of trade, and the public generally will entertain a higher degree of confidence In the courts end In the ability of our system of govern ment to protect popular rights and control corporate power. Xo Competition There. Sioux City Journal. If anybody . Is excectina to .find tha various Standard Oil companies engaged in keen competition with one another as a result of thia decision he Is doomed to disappointment. It probably Is true that in tha long run such restoration of com petition would mean hlrher ortces tn h. consumer because of Increased expense cf operation. The principle of centralisation and co-operation In Interstate Industry has sons too rar to be abandoned now. If ac companied by the principle of regulation it should make for public economy in ths long 'run. i A Wall of Woe. (' ; Jfw Tork un. . ' ' . It is a striking coincidence that at th very time' when th two other great com mercial nations of the world. En r land and Germany, are attempting with almost reverteri errorts to develop the efficeney of commercial units by consolidation and tha elimination of wasteful competition, a statute of the United States should ba an. plied to a business organization of sur passing efrlclency and world-wide potency and should compel It by Judicial decree to dissolve. Confidence In the Court. Washington Post. No doubt soma persona will find fault with tha decision for Its moderation, and perhaps a demand will ba made for nck amendment or the Sherman act as will prohibit all contracts snd combinations restraining or monopollzlnar lntertt trade, without taking Into account whether such combinations are necessarv nr salutary under modern conditions. The maaa or the people, however, will no doubt real In confidence In the assurance that the courts will hold the balance true In passing upon the respective rights of the public snd the corporations. A WarnlnsT o Be Heeded. Sprlna-fleld Republican The government boasts of having won Its case. But to win it the government had to modify materially the grounds on which the lower court rested the Judgment now affirmed. The dominating voice in this Judgment of affirmance la that of the dls entlng Judges In the northern securities ease, not that of the prevailing opinion which was followed by the court below In the present caae. It la now in order for tha business of the country to gather to gether Its energies and start ahead again In the warning simply that lta combina tions of capital must keep their extent within due and reasonable bounda. Perils of Interreatlon. Springfield Republican. If Americans desire to note the troubles thst come from Intervention, let them watch tha French army during tha hot weather In Morocco. Black troops from tha French tropical colony of Senegal are being used to aid th white soldiers, but It's no Joka marching to Fei. A TAVOEIIE TEXT. fv l. Iveabiv m Chicago Post. When I am weuiy au perpiuj.d an' all ur ntai t o me 14 oi e, 1 like io trunk ouui iu text that tells it "lime snail be ao muie." I Ilka to tiiink how u win te when every thing la just touay, AA' noiluu riat, an uariies me aji' tUitb m iiom my lafck lu aira. O, Jeat to think! No train to keici nei any chance o' beln' laie. No message to e-na or leicn, oj worryin about th' dale, No clacsm' ciocks to tick away th" minute we re an aid to lose, o whittle callin us eacli day In lan guage that we can't i-efuctj. No little children trudgin' out to put their snouldtr to th' wheel They 1) liev eternity to about th' childish ,r larl ns-ua lliui tViu l... No tull-bent nin. an' wimmen, too. that elch an' waich th' clock hands creep An' feel there not run elfcc tu do tniui live a life o work an 'sleep. Nobody countin' mlnutea oft beside a aick bed In th' night An' tsatchin' someone moan an' cough, an' alowly growm' thin and whit. Nobody hurryin' at all, but everyone with time to greet Their friends with cheery shout an' call, or atop an' visit when they meet. It reconciles me to a lot o' things that fret tne to th core. An' to th' joys that I ain't got thla text nf "Tim shall hji n. mnr ' ' I like to think how it will be no rush an" ! bustle, nor no hast. When workln' folks hk vou an' nie has all th time there la to aste! j THE BOYCOTT IN COURT. B?ton Herald One . urinns phsje cf th situation Is the rei'on.Mllatlon between the labor leaders and the Ptu-kn stove anc. Hange company which has taken place since the otielnal trouble f'rent rela tions doubtless mean that nothing more will be heard of rh- ca e. Cleveland Ma n Drain ; The court s rte clslon will (to fr toward persuad.ng lahoi union enthusiasts and woiklne men In general that the hiKhest court under the constitution is not hostile to the person whose suMrnnnce conies from the sweat of hi brow t Is not a rich man's court The humhlrat petitioner gets an impartial hem Inn Denver Republican: The distinction be tween civil and criminal contempt lies in the nature of the offense, if the con tempt Is committed agi.nst the court itself Interrupts the proceedings, tends to bring disgrace upon It or infrlngrf Its dig nity. It Is cla?ed as criminal. But when the act affects only the right of a party to a civil action, it falls within the class of civil contempt, and as such tt can, under the federal law and In the federal courts, be punished only by the impqsltioii of a fine. Chlraso News: It Is plain that a court may very easily overshoot the mark In dealing with matters wherein the contend ing parties have wrangled long and bit terly. Integrity of the courts demand. of couise, that litigants respect the courts' orders. Hut this decision of the nation s great tribunal emphasises the point that courts must administer the law s retribu tion In accordance with the law's terms and Intent and must not be warped or swayed from this duty. Springfield Republican: The point which turns the Judgment asalnst the lower court is simply .that imprisonment was not n proper punishment for the kind of con tempt In question; the offenders should Instead have been fined for the benefit ot the damaged complainant. But, as the original parties In controversy have come to an agreement, the whole case prac tically ends here. Messrs. Oompers and the others thus efape prison and also fine, but their claim of -lght to publlsn unfair lists and the like does not appear to have been vindicated. I.... fN RITZ'CARLTON HOTEL Madison Avenue and Forty-Sixth Street NEW YORK Ideal location. Four blocks from Grand Central Station. 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Prices $S00.0O for the Grand and up. 1513 Douglas Street P. S. It was the Mason & Hamlin Piano you heard at the Mendelssohn chorus. fSa HAVE YOU A SAVINGS ACCOUNT? On Time Certificates of Deposit running for twelve months this bank pays 3i INTEREST tVXSY KsTts8' th4t th" Capital $500,000.00 Surplus - - $850,000.00 Undivided Profits $100,000.00 LAUGHING OAS. ' It s hard for a man with sn S'ltomoMls to set rn top" said Mr Ch'igglns. In a vain Hfoit to be cheerful. Speak from expeiience'' "Yes 1 m either under the car or under arrest ha'f the tune Kansas City Jour nal Mrs Helbt Don t vou l ist love Brnwn- int ' Mis r.ufnek-Sh' I might, but mv hus band hs sin h a ifalou disposition F.r have I been intrndu ed to this Mr. Brown ins .'-Toledo Blade "St. Paul tells the Corinthians " said th Rev Dr iloodmnn "that when he be. am a man he put aw childish things 1 sometimes think 1 should hae liked Paul betier tf 1 had known hint when he wsa Just a hoy.' Chicago Tribune. Touiirt-You must set a lot of conven tions and parades here, with these nice wide streets of yours Cltlreri We don t Ret a one' t.ook at the distance you'd have to run from the center of the line to a s.iloon '-I'm. k. "How' does Slithers fori shout that chauf feur who ran off with his i r and his tlauahter?" asked Wilkes. "Ilea mighty grateful.' said BMdad "He sas the pour Idiot relieved him of bts two most expensive possessions "Harper s Weekly. "My present patient.'- said the pretty nurse, 'is a pee Ish old millionaire " "Never mlrid. He may ask you to marry him." "Yes, he may. He has about run out of other requests. " Kansas City Journal. . Mrs (ilvrm I'll gle you a meal If you split this wood. Weary line Iniposslh e, mum; Im a conscrv atlonlst New York Sun. "Did vou say that she Is a widow?" "Yes." "Crass?" "Yes. ' "Ah. I see Looking for a mowsr." Washington Times. i . 'i understand." savs the first statesman, "that they are' going to build a wing to the cowshed at the White House " "Am the going to put another cow In there?" asks the second statesman. "No. They're going to put lorimer a goat In It when they get the gout 'Life. "1 must congratulate you," s.ild the man with the cold gre ee. "your paper is truly filling a long-felt want. ' "Apparently .vou haven't heard." th editor of the 'Weekly Wasp,' replied, "that we have suspended publication." "Yes." said the man. "that's what I meitn " Catholic Standard and Times. Vv if. I I I 1 I I i I . i 1 I f a I ,'i t I lit! i' t i I ! ' t- IrKiZ't UJ, S Lnfil ' I ff'HI II1IIIM n mmrn 3l f kNrl