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Lay of the Hotel Lobbyist
.' See Vhat a collene' preuldrnt. if A"-a
-jfiijnceo inai msp nians; snoiuo o
ibollehed," observed ,fbe Chair Warmfr.
'Suppose he will fin the., atmosphere
thrill and then sit oB." answTd the
Hoi-l lobbyist. "Well, somebody-has Jo
rls ami remark th'llt eech), yeaf; 'so It
might M.wtll In a, college president ' Poms
day the bene ball language pretzel twisters
will get peeved and send the. quoer, noise
they write to the bush leagues, 't -guess
1hat will be some punishment 'If .the
language reformer have te'read'a base
ball game dona In classical literary ) style.
jTha only trouble la that college, professors
and wurdologlsts.nevex read' the fetutt that
goes with, the box scorps. . t ,..
"If they did hey ' would obefy that
oouie very tall language Is eased up bffore
the lowbrows by these iWptnd.liu. ball
-historians,.' t wonderlf any1 College "prof,"
, thinking to trip his , InnQce'nta . on . life's
threshold, ever Ml up all eight poring over
jWebster'a to snag nu a few snappy spYlng
.words that bad remained dormant." pr, at
least, comatose,- -.ever . slne Noah wrote
tO Tha.t'8 what dilr downtrodden bas
uJail scrlhr do. Just for tne. Joy pf putting
by good one over -on ills- rivals and Jncl
dentelly making, rite reader -att up-: and
pine for more of tnat'nquftnlng language. '
t "The language eritle would,, acorn . a
I literary Titan who confined his "eceownta,
I to a, few set expressions, ' hb' mattef hoW
J correct andracceptftd, they. were. " tfhen, why
1 oxpect the base ball reporter to- repeat
dairy hla accounts jof three ' strikes, ' base
en balla, base hit, fly, lyoraa .run,, right add
left fleldaT . i
"I'm no. rooter" fqr trio ' slkhtmg " roof
school- of reading, hut, believe .me," I'm
Jeremiah to a chant; which telhi how Cobb
battered the osone for tne,lfmi( or violated
the Interstate commerce laws by -accepting
transportation" to - first - after Bender
had bent four too wide for even the most
prejudiced. I'm Heps! bah when" I glance
kJovjn a column, recording how Wagner
leaiAed heavily against the sphere And en
titled himself to a pair of shoes, how So-and-So
might be able 'to -show a- legleaa
iman something superlative In the way of
'base running, but and incidentally how
(Mr. O'Day had it unanimously, on ths owl
when It came to. daytime optical exercise.
"We yearn for .refined stjift. end'oWVei
at the delicatessen store training- -these,
writers must have rad in early youth to
glveytham proper slmllee for the'Jr'crftlques,'
In hioh they liken the umpiring .of Rlgler
Loretta's Looking
t bad enough -wien Vou try It on your
tamllf girl frlendsj But. it rise to the
heights of fojly " when you begin te ten a
man bow.." , . ( .
I know it la' Just as natMral as breathing
to you. But even breathing' cn be'stopped.
It. may be choked ofCwlth painful cpnae
auences te the breatken That Is Just tbe
way It la with bossing. . It. may be stopped
suddenly and foroefully by ,the deliberate
and diligent removal of himself, by the
man, from your neighborhood. Then your
romance la dead. . . ,
It's terribly- disturbing . to a man to be
told how.' It looks queer to him that he
lias been able to get along .unlfl 'be met,
all by blmselL He thinks It s pretty
y it. he cannot oa it again. Ana. By
time you have given blm Instructions'
he does -not went,-' till he Is seeing
ugh the midst. and mystery, the charm
and coquetry of ou to ypur bad bablt, he
Is Inclined to loosen- your bold tipon him
and redemonstrate bis . power to maeage
himself. Maybe' be'even. longs .to be per
fectly certain that it baa not suffered or
been Impaired during bis Infatuated def
erent e to your diuiaiion. . . ,
v There Js probably; no -more, embarrassing
bVtui'tlon, process W'WMch a man can' be
ay bjected than being "bossed In public, One
bVers'a great deal about women, managing
tbelr husbands; but - evej y time I ever
'saw It tried 'In. public 'tft'e' man' has re-'
belled or looked "cheap arid' miserable.
I'osslbly, in the privacy of their own
t bom
borne, the managerial ''power ef the wife
The Uplifting Power of Optimism
When the tiappy results attendant upon
the practice of optimism are a matter of
flaily and undisputable obeervatlon, the
' only wonder la that more, women have' not
taken it-up a one ef thi accgtmpllshmeats
to be striven for above all ethers.- The
optimistic girl is the favorite of her family,
the beet-liked in, school, the moat popular
Of her aet. Just as the -optimistic" woman Is
continually sought, as a guest, a companion
gvnd a helper. .
Despite this evident fact of cheerfulness
telng one of the beif Investments oa the
market, .there renialnj a good number of
those who dash ice -water on ths enthusi
asm ef their friends, and base all their
thoughts, deeds and' words 'on ths fallacy
that tbe world Is growing worse and thai
sinless we keep a sharp ouilonlt- we are apt
te be caught In the landslide.' . v 1 '
But the cheerful woman 1 busy dispel
ling the clouds ef gloom 1 her pessimist io
rlster has gathered, and wherever ahe goes
the Is greeted by .that cry of 'thrice wel
come. She la sure the dinner tomorrn.iv
. nlng ts going te be- a huge success; that
Ana sua will shine vbrlghtly for' the ride In
the park; that the summer is going to be
the moet .glortoue shw. he ever kaowa-be.
. cause so many good things are bound to
happen. Apd the, que 1 rt of . rt ' is that
the predictions) of bu& are pretty sure te
ctme true: . Whether inatare takes a cer
tain delight Id. -nfaklng; tne eomptafW an
comfortable ..and. . re warding' '(he optimist
orhetbfr coixHtloaai are nrly. a, .matter
pJTlnward thought "rat her" tkan .oUtaard
. ing must be left to individual Judgment
One woman who had nuule herself thor
oughly disliked, by .her jruotlnjiat sounding
of the signal-of, diMrrss KiLtdentaily over
heard a convsatlun tMtweea two trtenJa,
"HERKIMER.". .
to Ie Brie, the hatting of Raymond to
Neufchatel. the batting of.Kvers to Gor
gonsola. the catching of Meyers to Her
kimer, the base stealing of Clarke to
Roquefort, the fielding of Murray, Snod
grasB. Kteinfeld A Vo t"' llmburier!
sweltser, s'mearkaRe and haudkase" .
."('heese t!" Interrupted .. b'J. Chair
Warmers; "Sow, of .these bare "ball terma
are "grounders." -' '
' H n a 'base' language," agreed the
Hotel lobbyist.
(Copyright. 1911, by the N. T. Herald Co.)
Points trn Mparklnsr. -
A. foreign-born professor of physics in a
western college was lecturing to a class of
young men and light-hearted "co-rda."
With Preference to an electrical apparatus
before him, he explained in the gravest
manner poealble: .......
"You see, when I keep dese two metal
points far apart, de electric spark makes a
great noise, but not so when I bring detti
closer togedder. So, ladles and gentlemen,
observe de general rule: De report tss
never so great when de sparking distance
tk short-'Wudge. v . ,
A Ripe Pirate. . ,v
ilmmy saw a mosquito on the wall one
-day that had evidently had a full meal off
some one, as It was quite red with., blood Tj
and he called out, -"Oh, Brother, look!
Her's a mosquito, and he's ripe!" L.rp
plncott's. t.-
'Glass-Held Up to the Girl Who is "Bossy'
may ' be. successfully eatrteffi But ' It Is
risky business for a' sweetheart, who has
not yet acquired the privilege of conjugal
seclusion, .to dictate to her lover.
' Sometimes you want to bosa your 'escort
about Just to "show that you can. It-makes
blm rage' Inwardly.' And you have a fash
ion of telling, him hot to. wear his. hat on
thett.alde vile - ba worn it that - way, for
years. There Is a bump that makes it al
most necessary. At least. It Is more com
fortable. But you exercise your peculiar
habit, and It worka two ways. He la un
comfortable In his hat and In his mind.
Then you1 undertake to weed out. his
friends. You tell him Bo-and-so-is an un
desirable, and you want him to' eliminate
him. . Of course, you use the argument
that . he. is not the kind of man you will
care to receive In your home. But, again
.be warned; Ton have not yet settled , In
that collage or flat. If you begin to boss
his friends out of it before It mate'rlallsea.
It may never be. .
I know a girl who inaugurated her bosa
Ing by trying to dictate against; 24 -cent
cigars. Bhe -used the argument that 'What
be apent la yclgars a day was more, than
the laundresa who would do their washing
would receive ror her work. He made the
enigmatical- reply "that he never did
think washerwomen got enough pay," and
he never paid the one they ' expected: to
have In the new. home. She was bossed out
tt the hoas-9 that waa never buiM.
The man waa bossed out of any wish
play. And the girl bossed herself Into old-
J
In which her propensity for- spreading
gloom was rather harshly discussed. At
first she wss indignant. Then ahe saw the
truth of their, cenaure and determined te
overcome It at once. She read only cheer
ful literature, concentrated on good and
pleasant thoughts and when she caught
herself falling Into the old habit t talking
in an unhappy strain she wheeled about and
changed to a. bright subject. . She was
anissed aMhe change In herself. In a few
wet-ks she looked years younger. ' Her com
pletion had lost most of Its sallow ness, two
sullen lines between her eyee had disap
peared and she was fairly buoyant Instead
of dull and waterlogged with sadness. Her
frlcpds were at home often- when she
called and the number of the Invitations
Increased.' Some day she Is going to' e
Plaln the cause of the change to the ta-e
friends who held the mirror of truth uplto
her face and than them for the service. .
Optimism doesn't cut a wait more than
pessimism, but cheerfulness la worth so
much more than gloom that the tactful
woman ahnuld be quick to gather In ail the
available supply and have 4i on hand to
radiate te her friends end family en s
Instant's notice,. ' . " "7. .'...'"
- Kaalpiarat AeeaveeU . ...
If waa at a colored camp meeting tn -a
southern town, and a colored evangelist
,wss exhorting his bearers to flee from the
rath tor come. "J' warn you',", lie thun
dered, "that,' In the language ot the aoiiav
tures. there will he 'weeping and walling
an gnashing of teejh.'." ., j
1 At this pelat an etd colored woman In he
back of tt tfcnf.jjstood "up: brother., I
have no teeth, M t - i
r."risfer,"jr.turnedjthe evajgellt.;8eTerftly,
-"teeah will be Vrovkltd." LUpplncett'a. "
.- - . . v
vut no vim G
PICTURE niMS
ME
lift
your, own
to-Invest ' his money in architectural dls-
maidenhood.' The cigar point waa the place
when he stopped. Patience under her
bossy regime ceased to be a virtue Just
there. Tou bossy ' girls never can tell
where the man will stop being submissive.
You might be able, though, to tell where
the habit that stlra him to rebellion will
stop.: I give you a suggestion, Let It be
now.
VOL. 1.
THE BUMBLE BKH. .'
A. 8TINQER. ............. Editor
Communications welcomed,
and neither signature nor re
turn ' poatage required. Ad
dress the Kdltor. .
NO BAD MONET TAKEN.
... , r ,
NO ADS AT ANT PRICK.
Marchlag,
'Perhaps it will be Just aa
well if all the city employes
get out and march In the big
parade. '
: Which remlnda Ye Editor of
a story. Once in Chicago the
owner ef a big plant had been
absent for several months.
Business had beea very pros
perous all the time he was
away, and on hla return his
manager was taken with the
notion thst It would be a good
plan to - have a real reception
for fhe- "old man" and so it
was arranged.
As one fine looking young
man after another filed by
and was Introduced, the owner
began - to get Interested, and
finally he turned to the man
ager and said:
Billy, are all these fellows
working for me?"
And Billy, with pride In his
tone answered: "Yea. sir; and
I do flatter myself you have
the finest body of employes In
Chicago." ,
"I'm. huh." was the "eld
men's rejolner. "I'll be down
In the morning, Billy, and
we'll go over the payroll."
Walt.
It can't be like thia all the
time, and everybody knows It.
No man with any gumption
thinks that Detroit Is going
to win every game, and it is
equally reasonable that
Omaha will not lose every
game. In the meantime. Fa
Is worrying himself to a
shadow.
Mather.
Mayor Jim fell Into a little
mistake in moving up the dste
for "Mother's Psy." But he
did It with his good will, and
so Is to be forgiven. In the
meantime, buy a carnation
tomorrow, and get Into the
game right
Geelog.
Prof - Stout, dean of the De
partment ef Geology In the
city government, save his stu
dents are making rapid prog
' roes In their researches In
the pleistocene. They haven't
got enilrely through th book
yet .
reltee. . r
after the rnrknll.
has been
beeii in" filet ence a little
ranger, ine neea tor an en
tars J police force will have
vanuhed. at an? 'rate one
may- We 'gus of sUrh 4 re.
sulk
: t-
WhL WEERUf BUMBCE, BEEP
aw i -.w Ik ain, Z m Ilkl'A.
WAb HOT
sit cm-rut
BOUT IT-
In the swashbuckling days of the early
part of the nineteenth, century- the duel
ling here in France was the Marquls jierle
de Palnte-Marle, whose affairs of honor
were almost Incessant. One of these Is
said to have been so" ridloulous 'ft1at it
helped to set In motion the current of
feeling that has since made duelling-;so
jniich less honorable than It onoejkas. 'I
It appears that one day there jalSeAiuorv
the marquis one Pierrot d'lssae, bjraself
a famous duellist. Now, in French, plerrot
means sparrow, and merle means black
bird. " '-
D'lssae struck himself on the ehee&'with
emphatic dignity. ""Marquis," said ' he, "I
an a Bonapartiat and you. are a royalist.'
Moreover, I am the Sparrow and you are
tbe Blackbird. It seems to me that there
Is one bird of us too many." ' '
"I quite agree with you, monsieur," po
Iltely replied the marquis, "and my. Choice
is pistols, and, as Is appropriate for birds
OMAHA, MAY 12, 1911.,.;
pt
' J French Duel Fought in Trees J
RIGHT KEBE AT HOME
Some Tblagre Worthy e(
the Peraser's Pass- .
Ins? AttesUlea.
-' In ths meantime: The pur
chase of the water-plant has
not been completed, the gas
company has not made a new
contract for lighting the
streets nor has It collected
Its bill for the work already
done: the electrlo . lighting
company baa not as yet
pressed Its request for a new
franchise, and the street rail
way company Is still seeking
an additional privilege.' Maybe
the democrats and republicans
In the city council can quit
playing politics long enough
to attend to some ot these
matters. And maybe they
cannot.
The city engineer's office
now propoeea to collect rents
from the folks who are using
the streets without leave or
license. Some of our eon
trsoiors would owe a lot of
money If thla rule were ever
to be put Into effect.
Some day a real Investor will
come slong, and then that
water power will get Its Just
deserts. It is there and It Is
feasible, for good engineers
have said so, but It ought
never to be made the basis of
wlldcat speculation.
It's getting pretty close to
the first ef June, the day on
which the Oaa company pro
poses to turn off the lights.
And the city council doesn't
seem to worry a helva lot
about It. Wonder what they
really propose doing?
If the editors get all that is
promised ' them when they
come to Omaha, it will pretty
nearly prevent publication of
any Nebraska papers for sev
eral days.
Maybe those hotel keepers
who keep the fire escspe
locked up know what thev
are about, after all. Board
bills have been Jumped by
much harder methods,
Helho-ho! Kven the swells
at the out-door clubs find
trouble In getting around the
l-clock law. One good way
la to stick to what the city
will furnish when the Water
board gets through with Its
"immediate and compulsory
purchase" of the water com
pany's property. .
May.
. We've got to slip It to the
weather man thla time. He la
turning out Just a little bit
the flneet example ef climate
that ran be found If he keepe
uc his record. May will be
a real merry month, and June
ought to be a. dream.
PEDRO SEEKING FIGHT
Oar Correspondent Bow ad
to Cat 1,1 a of Sat
tie Somewhere.
' (From a Btaff Correspondent)
D08 REAL Guerro, -Mejlce,
May 11. iHuyry JCO Special.)
Ikn't that the rot tent t .luck
you ever heard oft, ,. . ,
Here I Jump- away . over
here, because it .looks Ilka
Colorado Maduro and Eetn
Perpetua Dlas are about to
Join handa tn a peace pact
that la to.laat forever, while
Prof. FerraKtnous - Nitrogen
tian is scheduled te pull off a
real war stunt In these parte.
When- I get . here, far far
away from the lower end ot
the Santa Fa street . bridge,
what happens?
' Nothing much. Prof. Fer
ruginous Eta. , simply lays
down his cards to old Live
Forever, and, they make peace,
while Isbertador el Testdente
Colorado Maduro chucks the
peace game, ties loose the
dogs of war. and the ontv real
battle of this peanut rebellion
comes off at Kl Cludad Ben
ito Juarea. And me a million
mllea-away. Isn't that Just
like a MeJIcano? Such a
throw down.
Wei1, I know how I ran get
even. There's some more of
thle thing coming off some
where along the line between
here and Mexico Ctty and I II
Just try to-cut It at right an
gles, and get what a coming
to ma
How do I know? It's easy.
If nothing else turns up, I'll
start a fight myself. - It s not
a hard thing to do down here
these days. Look what hap
pened at Juarea. PE;DRO. .
Harroo.
Diarmud Howard Is openly
and above board a candidate
for the local shrievalty. One
thing s a cinch, the man who
bests Diarmud will have no
walk over. - More power to
him!
Savory. .
Another ad rants re of the
new paving on. Sixteenth street
Is that a wayfarer will always
be able to tell whero he la at
by simply sniffing. - ,
Baldaes7' -
look at the ' way' Bob
Patrick wear hla, and Tree
tus Benson, and Arnold Koe
nlg. But Koenig Is probably
doing It on a bet.
s . . . -Mosv , . -If
PreeloWit Bueh does whet
he esys, Omaha folks will he
relieved from the oldest and
punkest? vaudeville' Joke-now
in serviea '-. -.-. -.
Wouldn't lOhAue-boenUtunnr
-W Besets hadn't -gooe -good-milk
for-the' curt
of our species, let us fight in the trees!" .
Pierrot d'Issao .was agreeable to this
unique suggestion, and, as If it were -not a
sufficiently ridiculous thing that one man
should challenge another because hla name
-was Sparrow and the other Blackbird, the
'ttuel was actually fought from trees. The
seconds stood on the ground below.
'At a given signal, the plstpla were fired
end there was -a rustling among the leaves
of one of the chestnut trees. '' Pierrot
d'lssae (fame tumbling to tbe ground "like
a ripe chestnut," aa one of Salnte-Maiie's
seconds expressed it. Whereupon Merle
4e -Salnte-Marie, in a facetious mood, be
gan to .chirp triumphantly, lit Imitation
of the 'song ef the blackbird. D'Issao
waited till he had recovered from his
wound and then' challeneged Satnte-Marle
for the , chirp., . ' ::i ' .
Tbis time there waa nothing amusing
about the encounter. . It was fought with
swords,, and - Salnte-Marle. was badly
wounded. The sparrow had avenged him
self on the blackbird. New Tork Herald.
NO. 286.
NOT TO BE VERY WET
Liaeola ; Proposes to BO
Real Ladylike la Deal.
- lasj with Joy Water.
(From a Staff Correspondent.)
LINCOLN. May U. (Spe
cial.) This haven of rest may
have vqted to be wet for the
next year, but don't get It Into
your head that that Is to be
interpreted ae a perpetual
souse. Nothing 'of the sort.
It is going to be a real
ladylike wet, with the frills
all cut out, and only the most
staid and orderly places Im
aginable will be permitted to
dispense the oil of disturbance.
It Will V,A k.rHo Is. ... .
mlt to drink than It will b
to get a lioense to sell drink
A real feature Is to be a oar.
be
lar where only ladles will be
aerved. No rude male may
enter tnerein for any purpose
w uKiBorvcr. noi even 10 gel
his wife at such time as she
may have accumulated a suf
ficiency. Much arrangements are be
ing made to accommodate tne
Omaha wet brigade, which
expects to be here on opening
day. 1KB.
OUi POET'S CORNER.
Rejaveaated.
That poet Is an altered man!
And yet It seem no longer
than
A month or ao since he began
His dissertation on the can.
.Methlnka he rose betimes that
day, ' :
.While morning mists hung
dull and gray;
And everywhere his feet did
stray
Old, cans and rubbish strewed
the . way.
Then' he got wise and wrote
The Bee,
'And -so the cass came up to
; ma
I answered with alacrity
With what results you all can
Well, he forgot those old tin
esns
I had them toted off in vans.
He sports new shoes well
polished tans,
And now- yells loudly with
ths fans.
I think I saved him from cot
r - . lapse
.My poet friend, and now, per
il a pa.
We'll bid adieu to friendly
scraps,
And turn our .fire on ether
...hpa., VF. B. 3 ,
. ... .'.t' ".4r7" ' ''"
Haattnga Tribune.
Now doth the aweet girl grad
uate - '"' i '
. With i Touat'naaee deep In
' ' frowOi . , -. ;
extend etudy hard about t
Xbe a ay lo fix her gown.
THE. DEtti 5UN10R
This is fhe -Day
E
FRIDAY.
Name) and A1drra.
Verolca V. Blake, t61J Corhy St
Lynn Crlohtoo. 3021 Castellar St
Among Clayter ......... ,
John Dervln, 3017 Miami St
Nellie Downing, 1 SOS Corby St
Augusta DrexH, 203J Elm St....!
Durward DeBuse, 4104 North Twpnty-ogtath A
Frances Darda, 1942 South Twenty-seventh St
Lawrence Freer,, 407 North Twenty-Feventh A
Ralph N. Graham, 324 North Twenty-third St
Anna Oalager, 310 Bancroft St
William Hlble, ll16 Cuming St.
Ernest L. Harrlg, 1911 South Twenty-ninth Rt
William L. Houck, 1612 Fort St
John Harrington, 3805 South Fifty-first 8t. .
Roland Hummel, 2535 Parker St
Olga B. Johnson, 2719 Burdette St
Helen Kroner, 744 North Forty-third St....
Eddie Krejcl, 3918 North Forty-first 8t
Joe Kohout. 1116 South First St
Herman J. Kaffhe, 1914H South Twentieth St
Daniel Killhan, 2423 South Twentieth St....
Blanch Llnlnger, 2104 South Tenth St
Margaret Lynch, 1914 North Twenty-seventh
Edwin Mllota, 2915 South Seventeenth St
Anna Miller, 2207 Vinton St
Charles Martin. ,3027 Burdette St
Llzele Meier, 2213 South Fifteenth St
James McOrath, 2813 Franklin St
Paul Nicholson, 2926 Vinton St
Alice H, Ruf, 2607 South Twenty-third St..
Carl F. Stori, 1901 Wirt 8t
Margaret Sobb, 1116 South Fourteenth St. . . .
John Wilson, S525 South Twenty-fifth St....
Lucy A, Warner, 5921 North Thirty-fourth St
Arthur W. Williams, 1622 South Twenty-sixth
Frances Yager,. 4602 Maple St
Dress Accessories
NEW TORK. May W.-Unusual Importance
Is given, this summer to the finish of a
waist or coat about the neck. Every . bodice
must have a crisp, cool-looking frill at tbe
bane. of the high collar, or outlining the
throat If a standing collar Is not worn. As
the weather grows warmer, coat collars
are seen to be relieved. by .either a square
sailor collar of finest ' whits stuff or else
have basted on Over the, slk or cloth collar
a round frill or ruche of lawn or batiste
lace edged like that worn on the waist.,
Separate collar frllla for waist or Jacket
are te be had In infinite variety of design
and shape, and in hot weather even a pon
gee or linen tailor jacket is much Improved
by the touch of soft, cool white against the
face. Many white linen and pique Jackets
are provided with several sets of collars
and cuffs of pink, blue, red, green, mauve
and sometimes black to baste in and
change the monotony of all white. A wide-
brimmed straw hat of sailor shape Is then
purchaaed with often as many aa five or
six different Isrge bows made up and
wired ready almply to be pinned on ac
cording to the collar which Is worn on the
coat.
Striped blue and white, red and white, or
black and white collars, square shape or
rounded, some so deep as to fall almost to
the waistline, are extremely pretty, finish
ing ths plain tailor coats In pongee or
linen. With one of these deep collars, cuffs
reaching almost to the elbow are some
times worn, yet cuffs are not obligatory
with the striped collars.
The figure shows a charmingly simple
little frock for morning wear. It wss
fashioned of figured lawn, trtmmed with
lace and tucks.
, Extrsmely smart for driving or motoring
are dust coats of white pique or taffeta
batiste- These Jackets are made on simple
tailor lines so as to be easily laundered..
but .are sufficiently long to completely
cover tbe dress, whli h they are Intended to
protect. These coats also show a wide
sailor collar with very largo revers in front,
the cost made In, such a. way as to look
well fastened up close about the neck, and
equally smart when Opehed down to the
belt. A. lKtre dJckt y or vest is truvle with
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We Cgjebrate
re)
May 12, 1911.
School.-
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ve. . . . Webster
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Sherman .
Bcnls ....
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. . .... Central
Train .
Park '. . . .
Tark. . . .
7 ... .St. Joseph.. . .'.
...... Castellar ....,
Lincoln '...... ,? ,
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Castellar
High
Howard Kennedy
St. Joseph. . . . . .
I-ong
Columbian ..'
Windsor
High ; . . ; .
Pacific ;
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Castellar
Monmouth
Park.
St. .-. . Park
Clifton Hill:
for Early Summer
a" number of the hew dust couts. to be put '
in for motoring, that the drees - May be
kept abnolutely dust free. In this coat
tlnre must naturally be tang," sleeves.
Kimono armholes and a ,luna 'drooping "
Hhoulder seam are still most In 'favor. A
coat of this sort Is, of course, only prac- '
tlcable for short runs In an automobile, for
which purpose It will be delightfully amart, .
but for long tours a quite different style
of wrap Is essential.
For hot weulher motoring, nothing can
take the place of a pongee Coat or the
ellKHtly heavier tussah. For a tomblna
ti'Jti rain and dust coat,, the wraps of Rose- i
berry cloth are invaluable made-with tits 1
collars and inner wristlets tn kn th. .,rr.
of the bodice well protected. Coffee or the
real dust color In pongee makes altogether
the best shade for a motor wren, for shlia
any color can bp milriiiv .r,..Ki,.J,.,-.
good brushing, atlll natural color pongee?
win iook trim during the most dusty trip.
Pale shades of pink and lilu ...H i .v.. ,
dark colors are worn, however., w ith motor.
ven ana nooa to correspond. Even In deep- .
est mourning It Is quite permissible to wesf
l"" snaaes ror driving or aulomobUin.
a black bund of appropriate depth placed
upon the left sleeve between shoulder and "
elbow. .. . ' t '.
Burning of alleged heretics in England
commenced In 1101.
Vaccination was first applied In by
Dr. Edward Jenner.
Chinese wall was' erected, against the
Tartars In 215. B. C. - - ,
Cotton mill opened In Patterson, N.' i.'
June 19, nut.- , ; .; ...
The burgesses of Newcastle-on-Tyne,
England, were licensed by Henry 111 In 11
"to dig the coals .within the borough." To
some extent coal was an article of English
household consumption as early as 861
Father Hennepin In 1679 discovered, tbe .
first coal In America near what Is now '
Ottuwa, III. Blacksmiths In the Wyoming
Valley, Pennsylvania, began to burn an
thraclte in 1769. .-,
Calico derives Its name from Calicut, a
town In India.
There are four and a half times as many
sovereigns In use as half-sovereigns..
Over 200,000 herrings, a aingle iSUh by
one boat, were landed at Yarmouth. The
catch, a record fur the season, was sold
for 310. . ' . . .
Moonlight most Intense sometimes causes
sore eyes In Cuba, and the natives navigate
and perambulate with umbrella and para
luna. The busiest spot In the world is said to be
In the vicinity, of Mansion House, London,
where thirty-seven vehicles pass every -minute
during the day. '
Something like one In every five .of
Great Britain's population la a depositor in
the Poetofflce Savings bank, the average
deposit being about 176.
Tallest Cook.
Richard Carle lately engaged aa cook a ..
Swedish giantess who proved satisfactory,
On departure she asked for a written testi
monial, and Mr. Carle presented her with
the following: ,
"To whom It may concern: 1 have lately '
had In my employ Hulda Bwanaon, .who
waa engaged to cook for a family of three
and ao such things as would, be possible
when not cooking. Under this head might .
come a little dusting and dishwashing and
answering the door bell. Taking these
tilings Into account, I wish to say that
Hulda is sbeoiuttiy the tallest rook I ever '
saw." Llpplnccitt's.
Coraertear Ood. -
An earnest preacher In Georgia, who has
a custom of telling the ImtA all ths news
in his prayers, recently begsn a petition
for help . against the progress of wicked
ness In his town, with ths statement:
"Oh, Thou grest Jehovah, crime Is en the
increase. It Is becoming , more prevalent
dally. I can prove It to yoil by statistics."
Llppincott s.
- Careful Flshermaa. ,
Tbe freshman class In trigonometry wast
reciting. ; I .
"And hate you proved this propoatipa T ,
asked the "math, prof " ' '
"Well,"., said.. .tbe fresbmsn "rroved. le
rather a strong word, but I. can say that X "
have rendered ' rt highly trobabieVt lip-iT
plncott's. .i
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