THE BEE: OMAIIA, SATURDAY, MAY 6, 1911. f rlh e Ree$ p)a azire ge Serious History in Comic Vein "That wa quit a neat arrangement they used to hav for th eradication of witch," remarked Fhnm-M Bmlth, dis penser of plain and fanry history. "'They jrrly burnt m and left It to the romln' fenerations to flgur out whether they wera guilty or not. "Mayb It man to keep off dull time. I don't know. Might hav been like the Kentucky colonel who meet another .Ken tucky colonel and aaya: ""Howdy, colonel. Things have been mighty show around her lately. Can't we atlf around and hang aomebody or iom thin'?" "Mllt have Keen rifeanonf tlmm tnw all parties concerned. If Jim Jonea owed you 110 h'd borrowed, or refuaed lo ray hla rent, you simply haled him up In the near est police court, had him charged with witchcraft and then you got 10 worth of Illumination out of him. Of courae, your rlghbor shared In th general enjoyment whan Jim not hla, but you were willing to let them In on It. "Thr bains no moving; picture ahow In th villa yet. and th town being outalde he olrrua belt. It kept things real lively. Th forties tfc.f At.tA ... w ...... - i ""i' rai.'L. 1117 wiirnrn war eort of down on any other form of emtiaement, anyway. Any fellow caught whistling on Sunday wae promptly jailed, and a man couldn't klaa hi wlf that day without getting threa month for It. No- 1 Things Germans Miss. Germany had to b educated to Ilka bananas. Ten years ago a banana waa a rarity In the Interior dtlea of Germany, but by constant advert la ing and by secur ing th recommendation of physicians that they . were, healthful and nourishing the . publlo now purchases them quite generally. Lltallan street peddler hay entered th bualneaa, and no doubt In 'a few year banana will b aa enmmAn o thev ,r In th united State. The supply oomes from Jamaica and consist of th small variety. Th pineapple Is another fruit making ' alow headway. It la aa yet used only for flavoring "bowlea," a concoction of differ ent wine and fruit Juices. A three-pound ' pineapple costs at retail In Cologne 75 cents 'to tl; they are usually divided and sold by th Quarter Bound. Pennnta are also In the market, coming from Africa. They are not much known a food, one of their chief use being to feed parrot. Th above are soma of the articles for which a taste la being acquired, but, ac cording to consular rennets, nvster or uuli oraokers, canned oysters, canned corn, sweet potatoes, sugar, syrup, buckwheat for cake, salt codflah. salt pork, smoked naiioui, onea oeei, canneo tomatoes, pop oorn, American-cream cheese, bottled pop and many-other thing common to Ameri can housekeepers or even regarded aa among the necessaries are not In the mar ket In Germany elcept perhaps In excep tllnal cases and at prohibitive prices. How ever, they could be sold after a taste bad been created. A great 'demand might be created for crackers, aa Germans have npthlng of th' kind for their dally soup except occasion ally browned bread cubes or noodles. It Is not posslbl to find an Immediate market; at first they would hav to be given away to- hotels, restaurant, etc., until a taste had been acquired. The duty on biscuits, which I th nearest approach to cracker the German tariff contains, I $14.28 a hun dred kilos (220 pounds), about 6s cents a pound, which I prohibitive. The American pie Is another product not known In the bakeries of Germany which might readily be introduced, if some maker of pie machinery would undertake to do missionary work. r The Bachelors Sale dreamed a dream In the slumbers. midst of my I ww coined And aa fust aa I dreamed Into numbers: My thoughu along In iuch beautiful metre. I'm sure I ne'er saw any poetry sweeter. It seemed that a law had made. been recently That a tux on old bachelor a be laid: pate should And, In order to make them marry. willing to Th tax was as large as a man could well carry. Th bachelor grumbled, and said 't waa no uae, "T waa cruel Injustice and horrid abuse And declared that to aave their own hearts' blood from cpllling. Of such a vile tax they would ne'er pay a shilling. But the ruler determined their scheme to pursue, So they set all th bachelors up at vendue. A crier was sent through th town to and fro. To rattle hi bell and his trumpet to blow, And to bawl out to all hs might meet on his way. "Ho! forty old bachelor sold here today." And presently ail the old tnaida of the r Some Peculiarities There 1 a class of unwritten law which does not and cannot become written law, says Case and Comment, because it ap proaches so near the danger line that man dare not rerognts It to the extent of pub lishing It and declaring It a a part of the Ksitlv law. It la the unwritten law of the sea that a captain must go down with his ship. Men dare not writ It into the contract, and nations dsre not Incorporate It In their navy or marine regulations, yet the t rants of the sea know the law, and be lieve that to obey it better their service, and there ar few Instance of IU being disregarded. It la the unwritten law of the army and navy that an officer shall not seek cover, or. at leas'., shall not show appre hension of danger to his person. In time of battle and In the presence of enlisted men or common sailors, la th Franco 1'runslan war "nearly 4,000 officers of the licrman army war killed and the great majority of them gave up their Uvea be cause they believed In thla law of conduct. In obdienc t this law Farragut bound himself to the mast. I rode to the head of his charging ooluma at the bloody angle, and 1-awton walked coolly la front of the line and was ahot In the presence of bis meav 1 be law of tb right of revolution has Bxm much talked about and muck written about. Every intelligent ettisan believe lb4 Aa ku Um right uadar aortal ooa- - Wltrtirraft of Ixng Ago body ever got three month. "If you had a good Invention and aome body el had happened to Indent th tame thing, only better, a short time before, all you bad to do wa to wear out a witch craft warrant for Mm and he waa a goner, only you had to say It first. If h beat you to It. then you were a goner and It was a big Inconvenience to you, too. "It kept a fellow buay getting up before daylight every morning Mill hustling around to look at th police co.irt blotter to see If anybody had made a charge of witchcraft In the fl rat degree against him over night. One In a while they would put on over on you when you were asleep and give you a jolly surprise for breakfast. "It finally Interfered with builnesa to such an extent that they Mi n t hardly any body left in the plara but the judge and the Juror and the sheriff. "The aherlff and th Jurr framed It up to put a wltrhcraft jinx on th judge, but tho Judge got wise and overruled tho case. He said he'd just looked up the law again and found that witchcraft wasn't a crime, any way. So he reversed hln.relf, and that Closed th witching season. "Th census showed quite a decrease In population, but the town had a fine ceme tery to show for It." (Copyright, 1911, by the N'. T. Herald Co.) Loretta's Looking What,' peculiar kink Is It In some girls that makes them enjoy torturing others? The dreadful propensity always manifests Itself when two of them are together, and when one Is a kind of satellite, or a lees courageous Individual. The other seems to think she Is doing something clever when he becomes positively obnoxious with the negative approval and support of the quiet on to egg her on. With a companion a lady entered a car The Girl appeared to be Instantly con cerned with 4.he small satin rosebuds that wreathed th black velvet hat She made some observation to the negative friend. Th negative friend smiled palely. Wltb eyes fixed on the flowers the Girl began to smile. The lady caught her look and half smiled in return, thinking possibly that the Girl was some on she had met and did not recall. . But the Girl had eye for nothing, ap Horses Still Gain in Value In spite of the rapid growth of the auto mobile Industry and the many predictions that th machines hav sounded the death knell of the horse, old Dobbin and young Dobbin are steadily Increasing in value. According to th government report th average value of horses In th United States Is $11.87. which Is nearly 3 more than It waa In 1910. Since 1900, when th automobile began to be regarded less as a toy and more as a posslbl necessity, th average value of horse has Increased from $44.61 a gain of $77.07 a head. Th gain was kept up every year except one, when there was a loss of 10 cents a head between 1907 and UOt. The period from 1894 to 1901 was th low water mark for horses. In 1K?7 the average value dropped to $31.61. During the years 1835, ISM, 1897 and 186$ th figures were under $40 for the only time In the history of this country. Although Illinois I th first state with respect to the number of horses, th most expensive are found In Massachusetts and Rhode Island, where they average $14S each. Connecticut and New Jersey are town Each one In her very best bonnet and gown From thirty to sixty, fair, plain, red and pale, Of every description all flocked to the sal. Th auctioneer, then, in his labor began; And railed out aloud, aa he held up a man, "How much for a? bachelor? Who wants to buy?" In a twink, every maiden responded, 'I! 1!' In short, at a hugely axtravagant price. The bachelors all were sold off in a trice And forty old maidens soma younger, avm older Kach lugged an old bachelor home on her shoulder. Lucretla M. Davidson. of Unwritten Law J ditiona to oppose the established govern ment of his own land and Join in an ef fort to esabllsh another in its place. The law justifying one person In the killing of another has required th seri ous consideration of every country. Every criminal code provides certain punishments for homicide, and many of them graduate the punishment with minute particularity, according to the circumstances of th kill ing, so that any one of slz crime may be involved In a single tragedy. Such codes also attempt to define what killing is justifiable and what is exousable and with their interpretation by the court attempt to describe the only conditions under which one human being can kill another and not be guilty of crime. It Is an unwritten law among the of ficer of the army that if a subordlnau officer kills a superior officer because that officer has publicly degraded him by stiikr Ing him or by other action equally humil iating, then the court-martial will not convict. During th cIvHwar, at Louis ville, Kj., General Nelson said to Ueneral Davts: v "How many man hav you?" Ueneral Da via replied: "About " giving aa approximate number. Nelson said: "Tou aa army officer and ay 'about!' Why don't you 'know' how many men you have?" And with that he struck lvta la- th fao with hi glova. lavt shot and killed him. and th court-nuu-ial acquitted Isavt. UTILE' SEESMON TO TOE WffiC The Christian's l.er. John 14:77: "Peace 1 leave with you. mv peae I give unto you; not as the world glveth give I unto you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let It be afraid." "When Christ Irft th- world h mai'e a w'l': III oul He committed to Hi Father In heaven; Ills body Ha left to Joseph to b decently Interred. HI rlo'thei fell to th lot of the soldiers, and Hla mother He left to the care of John." Hut what did He leave lo His disciples? Silver and gold he had none, but He left HI peace. Peace In first for all good. It la perfect harmony and union with Ood. our Creator, th law aa our judge and our environment as It Is determ npd by our Master. First The Olver: As we open the paces of Revelation we can aee great develop ment In this them. It begins as a mere hope, widens into a yearning desire and become a fact- In the type of "peace of fer ng." Pass nn from the law to prophecy we have the distinct personality aasured. Isa. 9:ft-7: Mlcah 1:1-11. On a certain night In Bethlehem, the announcement of the angelic host told the shepherds that the "Prince of Peace" had arrived. ' Luke 2:10-14. But It remained until the night Glass-Holds it Up to Girl Who Criticizes parently, but the rosebuds. She kept her eyes on them, but made some side re marks to her companion. It was impossible to hear her words, but the negative girl giggled. Th lady, whose dignity and well chosen clothes certainly neither attracted nor justified comment, looked a bit un comfortable. Her companion had by this time noticed the singular attention with which- th Girl looked at the rosebuds. She glanced carefully at her friend, evi dently with the Intention of setting aright any disarrangement of her hat or hair that waa making th Girl star and whisper. But th hat waa .on straight. Every hair of th well dressed Iron gray coiffure waa In place under th fac veil. There was nothing to provoke th star with which th Girl regarded her friend. Her face flushed as ah appreciated th Impudence J next, $142. The average value of the horse In Illinois I $123. which I $1 leu than in 1910. In Wisconsin the average value la $123, which Is $1 lea than In 1910. Th gain In Massachusetts ha been $30 a head In one year; in Rhode Island It baa bean $19 a head. Th southern state lead by a large mar gin In mule. Th most expensive ar in South Carolina, where they are worth $173 each. Georgia 1 second, $16$, and Florida 1 third, $1U1. Jk j ' r v : v II v.c r's V i ' I Kc i Blvcth ' iv phantr Or'K' ' Vt Tl and il jl Mil Jg KT. W. byterlan A. Pollock, TJntted Trtt. Church, South Omaha. before the crucifixion that Christ offered this legacy. (Text.) John 16:33. Passing through the dark shades of Oethsemane and the terrible scenea of Calvary, we come near to the tomb after Christ had of the girl's look. But the girl was Immune to reproving glances. And her negative companion waa too wlahywashy to do more than submit to acting as her silent support It was not long before the side remarks which no one could hear, but which could hav produced no more discomfort if they had been care fully enunciated the giggles of the nega tive girl and the efforts at appearing un conscious which the lady made, had at tracted the attention of th passengers. And th Girl seemed to like the effect she was producing. She was quite carried away with the dangerous pastime of acting "smart." It is altogether probable that she failed to realise that she waa making herself de spised and hated by the other passengers. She was flattered by the giggling approval of her companion Into forgetfulneas of everything else, if she thought at all. It was that her youth excused her "high spirits," which mad a jest of one of her own sex who waa so plainly a lady. Suddenly th unexpected happened. A young boy of IE or 16 stood up In the aisle. "If you war a boy, I'd smash your face!" he flared, hi young face red with th struggle ha was having with hi na tural politeness and his Indignation at th girl's treatment of an old woman. If the burning blush that rose In the Girl's cheek could have accomplished the facial Injury that the boy suggested, the Girl would have been permanently dis figured. I venture to say It will be some time before she lets her "youth" and her "love of fun" make game of her fellow passengers on a street car, especially If there are any boy. ICSsrUL T MY!' ( Si7TrtG A xnd we hear Him direr I'll" t ten bled i by the wind", "lie not afiald." on that durk Knstir eve, whin th rs were fillid with feir. He calmed by the abrupt nnmium'rmi nt, "Pe;tre ito you." The last words of th an He lert th's world were inni of tho amc thmiKiit. "l,o. t am on a I wave." And even now we from Kph. siKh Mt-IT ;hat th" Sa- nterci s:ons. ate thosii of p-nc. j nd How '.vrii: "Not u t!v world) t tins' s pciic Ix ioi n im re nn or nsme. It Is a rfitl hlewnlnB. hat which i ther the smiles of the can give, nor In frowns take away, orld's glf' i oncei n utilv tlu body no and mean ivine vanities. I he gives witn condition, but It takes ay. nt's gifts enrich th onl for eter Chrlst glvfs freety mid "Irnves" His ictice. "Tho worhi's p.ace begins l i Ignor ance, consists with Hln ami entls hi endless trouble. Christ's peace begins In grace, efonclsls with no allowed sin and ends at hnglli in everlHsilug f llclty " Third For what given: "Let not your heart be troubled." This legacy waa In tended to develop faith In Christ, thereby removing trouble. Paul said "We glory In tribulation," not afterwards!. Christ said. "My Father Is the husbandman," therefore in His hand Is the pruning Ifriife. His gentle hand Is on the pulse when the operation la going on. "Who are these in white apparel?' asks the beloved disciple In the Apocalypse. "These are they who have come out of tribulation." Hcb. 12:5-11. This legacy should also make us thank ful In trial. A Christian sailor who lost one limb In hattle said that he could very often measure the faith of thoie who ron ve sed with him by the way n which they referred to his misfortune. Nine out of ten would exclaim, "What a pity you lost your limb," and only one In ten would say, "What a bleaalng that both were not taken." This peace that Jesus has paid for by Hla blood ought to make us unselfish. A beautiful Easter legend tells us the following. A Hindoo woman lost her only child. Wild w.th g.ief she Implored the prophet to give back her little one. He looked at her tenderly, saying, "My daugh ter, bring me a handful of rice from a house into which death has never entered and I will do as thou deslrest." Suffice it to say. after much earnest but unsuccess ful search, gradually the grief subsided. but only to be replaced by compassion and sympathy. Oh, for the power to ap propriate aright the peace of Christ. This peace should also keep us from bor rowing trouble. A noted evangelist used the following to Illustrate this thought: "A little girl waa sitting beside a very deep well, and she was crying. Some one passing asked her why she erled. She said, 'I was thinking what a terrible thing It would be if I got married and had a little girl and she would fall ddown this welt.' " Surely some of us need more faith to leave the future to Christ. He has plainly assured His children on earth that the "Kingdom of heaven is within them." Fourth To whom given: "You" (disci ples), but the disciples were not privileged to keep this gift to themselves. They were commanded to "Go Into all the world and preach., the gospel to every creature." Thus- - every one that receives the gospel receives this gift or legacy. How ars legacies generally received? In one of two ways: either through tie of blood or by legal adoption We were once the children of God, but we have sinned away the day of grace. The only way for us to share this inheritance Is to become adopted by the Father through Hla Son. This mean faith. John 1:12, John $:16, Rom. 10:9-10, Isa. 65:1. Let us make suio that this blood-bought privilege is ours. The BEE'S (Junior This is the lit DazrWe Celebrate May 6, 191J. 1 Name anil Addtps. naschied Abtmtl, ! .! I I Pierce St Mamie Barrett. 2411 South Eighth St Irene Perry, 2122 North Twenty-sixth Webster J. Cotnsiock, Forty-eighth and (.'laud Carletou, V,2li) South Twentieth ..M..mL.JfrL 11 Harry Charles Lite, 8025 South Hagcall St Windsor 1896 John L. Campbell. 62 il North Thirty-aeventh St. .. .Central Park 1898 Alexander Dirmaa, 4024 Nicholas St Walnut Hill 1R94 Irene Elledge, 2712 South Twenty-flrst St Castellar 1899 Grace Hall, 3340 Ames Ave Monmouth Park. ..1905 Lawrence Hnnnon, 510 South Seventeenth Ave Leavenworth 1898 May Deb Hayek, 1216 South Twelfth St Pacific 1...1905 Helen M. Horton, 3424 Poppleton Ave ..Park' 1901 Charlie B. Hall, 1 CI 9 California St Cass. .1899 Edward Harris, 2721 Sprague St.- Saratoga 1896 Ralph E. Hypne. 3119 Cass St Webster 1901 Richard Holmes. 1716 Dodge St Central 1,903 Henrietta Jackson, 6115 Poppleton Ave Beals 1901 Edward Kerrigan. 3327 Amea Ave ..Monmouth Park.. .1899 John Krecek, 1212 William 8t Pacific 1896 Theresia A. Kleine, 2766 South Twelfth St St. Joseph 1898 Philip Krasne, 122 North Thirtieth St... Farnaui 1904 Charles Kavan, 2709 South Nineteenth St ..High 1890 Gertrude Lester, 1408 North Nineteenth St High 1893 Newton Lenhart, 3702. South Twentieth St Vinton 1904 Maudle E. Magill. 3028 Emmet St Howard Kennedy. . 1 898 Philo M. McGiffln, 4102 Cuming St Saundera 1900 Charlie E. Morris, 2407 South Eighth St Bancroft 1902 Paul Priday, 3515 Davenport St High 1894 Rosie Pecha. 3426 South Fifteenth St Vinton 189? Leah A. Rosenberg, 708 North Thirtieth Clarence Remniel, 2425 Patrick Ave Llllie Rodenburg, 8162 South Fifteenth Harry Schnell,.124 Francis St Paul E. Sanders, 4545 Charles St...' Pearl Smith, 613 South Sixteenth St Earl Stephens, 707 South Seventeenth St.. Lillian M. Sorensen, Thirty-sixth and Jaynes Sts. Frank Swoboda, 2225 South Twelfth St Dale Shlckley, 2102 Maple St Bessie Treybal, 1915 South Twenty-first Edith Wilson, Benaonhurst Frank H. Wells, 4120 Lafayette Ave Leota Wagoner, 5403 North Sixteenth Doris L. Whitfield, 534 South Thirtieth Tabloid History Jam K, Polk, our eleventh president, waa born In North Carolina In 17K5. and died In Mel, He Was descended from Robert Polk of Pollock, an Irishman who migrated to America In early Colonial limes. James was brought up on hi fath er s farm, assisting him on his surveying expedition. After his college day he studied law and was appointed governor of the ter ritory of Florida by Andrew Javkson. He waa afterward governor of North Caro lina and then United Btatea senator, tak ing seat In th nineteenth congress as one of th youngest members. From 1AM until 1AS0 he was speaker of th bouse of representatives, He waa Inaugurated on March 4, 1845, and the subsequent admlnsltratlun was an eventful one. On th Fourth of July, that earn year, the legislature of Texas ap proved the "Annexation UM,, passed by the congress of th United States, and by this act of approval Texas became one of th United State. President Polk Immediately obdaced General Taylor to proceed with his army to th Rio Grande for the protection of the new atate. The Mexicans crossed the liver, and the war with Mexico ensued. This lasted until February of 1848, when a treaty of peace was signed by which th Some Silhouettes of the Sidewalk BT BOBBIE BABBLE When th fir whistle bellows And the bra re n fir bell rlnga, Clear the streets, you lazy fellows Here the fire engine swings, Belching smoky clouds and gritty, Down the bustling, crowded way Coplest man In all the city Guides It safely through the maxel There he sits, th gallant driver. Perched on a precarious throne. . Rome on acoffs, "I'll bet a fiver He' a chap can't hold hi own!" Now he turn a sudden corner, Does not even turn a hair. "Gosh!" exclaim the would-be scorner, "He know how to rid for fair!" Watch th present day defender Of this mighty town of ours Riding past us In their splendor Of hi keep. exultant powers. Hint of a forgotten story To our eager eight appears. And we see again the glory Of the old time volunteers. There they stand, two rows together. Desperate, working on th Jump With their bucket of sol leather Beaching to and from a pump. When the pump gives out. they lengthen Till they reeeh the riverside With fresh vigor; see, they strengthen Till the treacherous flames hav died. Home they coma th fire's ended; Let them hav a chance to rest. Head th kiddle cheer the splendid Fir fighters In their seat. "Tell you what," a young gollmr Epeaks his most ambitious plan. Birthday Book llUv Z7tXs R) KlCHAP.n . 1716 H F.N III V. HOI.MF.t4, Dodge Street. Hchiml. Year. .Pacific 19O0 Pancroft 1R88 St Long. 1888 William Stt. St .Walnut 11111 18AB . Vluton 1903 St. .Webster J 89 7 .Long 1699 .Vinton 1897 .Trala 1900 . Walnut vHill 1899 .Leavenworth 1898 .Leavenworth 1898 .Central Park 1905 .Lincoln 1904 .Lake 1900 .Castellar 1899 .High ....1894 , .Walnut Hill. . ... .1899 . . Shcrmuu ....,..'.1900, , . Farnam 1897 St St St. St. of the Presidents ... '' t v. . L. i WIC3 1CPQLK. territory north of th nio Grande, to gether with the whol of New "Mexico and California, was relinquished to th United Ktates. Our country agreed to pay IIB.Ono.noO for the newly acquired terri tory and assumed debts due from Mexico to American cltlrcns amounting to J.TOOO.OOO. President Polk proclaimed peace on th nation's birthday the Fourth of July, 1818. (Copyright. 1911, by the N. Y. Herald Co.) One of the Fire Fighter. "T I can t b a Lion Tamer Oues 1 11 be a Fireman!" (Copyright, 1911. by th N. T. Herald Ce.I ' What I m Taebtf "How fine and luxurious yachts hav be come," said O. A. Cormack, the secretary of th New York Ycht club. "In th past It wasn't so. A spirit of gaiety took the place of luxury In the paat. An old seas man, you know, was one asked by a yountf lady for a definition of a yacht, and eor rectly replied: " 'Well, my dear young lady, a yaeht 11 "i mm a nunie or cnampagnajJ on board.' "-New York Times. 1 I A Strong; Preference. J "She is literary, Isn't sheT" 4 "Yes, indeed; shad rather read than d housework any day." Philadelphia Time, 7