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TUEi DEC'S cSUNIOP RTDTHPlAV TOOVC-
This is fhe Day We Cgletraie
. One More Boost for Kansas
-THE BEE: OMAHA. : WEDNESDAY. MAY 3. 1911;
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To M happily with ons husband has .
k pruTtv smicHii rnmifD 10 many wumrii,
But to live hasflr with a new and an ex-hus-
w
band at tha mm tlma would seem beyond
tha power of .'any woman. Tet thla l Just
what Mm.' tVA. Wilson of Wichita, Kan.,
la doing successfully, according to press re
ports, fib makaa hr home, with her second
husband, whlla har flrat ona, A. W. Luce,
with fatharly .tntaraat dwell with tha new
lywado in tha houaa which ha owna. And
Strang situs t ton tha .thraa of them under
tba mid roof, happy and content, tha
young brtde and har young husband antici
pating avery wiah of tha aldarly ax-husband
who arts- aa' father and adviaar to them
both. : ' .'' " .. : ''
It waa only a few years ago that Mra,
Wllaon, then' Anna K.rohl, pretty, heart
whole and fancy-free met Mr. Luce, a auc
ceaeful business man and a bachelor, many
aeare har senior. Ijater he met Wllaon
d they, fell in love. Pha told L.uce tna
truth.
You may have your freedom," ha aald
when ha had solved hi own problem.
So divorr.. proceedhi ga ware carried
through and Mr. Lwt made bla wlf a fine
allowance, In1 due time aha 'became Mra.
Wllaon, but' there wag ona fly in the
amber of tha young wlfe'a love her former
husband win) hae been ao kind to her. How
Waa ha paaslpg. tha autumn of hla days?
Waa he cared Jort Mra., Wllaon told her
hew h unhand of Mr.vLtice'B many klnd
beaaea and bf har fears for hla comfort.
"Let ua ask Mr. Vic out here to .live
a"
with us," asked tha bride, "so that 1 nay
cars for him?'
Tha naw husband consented. A letter was
written and tha answer came back
promptly. Tea, Mr. Luca would ba glad
to make hla home for the rest of hla li(e
with the Wilsons. A few daya later and
ha waa back under the same roof with his
wife of other daya.
Everything went famously until auddenly
the young couple found out that their
marriage waa not legal they had been mar
lied before tha six montha had alaaped
after tha final decree. So to make their
statue perfectly within the law, they were
married again In January at Newton, Kan.,
tha former home of tha bridegroom. Now
everything goea aa merrily aa tha typloal
wadding bell. And happleat of all la Mr.
Luce. '
"Why," said he, "I want them to atay
with ma for the rest of my daya I shouldn t
feel really happy without them. I know
perfectly well that I made a mistake in
persuading her to marry me; there waa
far too much disparity in our agea. Now I
am trying to make amends the beet way I
know how."
Aa ha spoke, young Mra. Wllaon waa smil
ingly nodding assent to everything ba
aald.
"Mr. Luce," she said, with a smile of
affection, "la tha vary best friend wa have
In all tha world. Of course, we ahall care
for him aa long aa he Uvea. Nobody could
have been kinder to my husband or myaelf,
and we both have tha highest regard for
him. Wa owe him every care and atten
tion that wa can poasibly give."
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I rvwrja' IT am fal 11am 1 FaT 1 a s' -
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Bachelor on the Claim
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Am enclosing money order to renew sub
scription, and If you? don't see that I get
tha paper regularly Tit kick you In the
Shins first. chance I get.'
Have now put in almost .alx months out
In the open dooryard of South Dakota,
and am getting along fine. The other eight
montha will not ba long going by, and then
am going to treat myself- to a 'visit in old
I Omaha, which looka better In my mind's
eye every day I stay away. You ought
to see me with three pelra of trousers
en, one long pair, one that goea half way
down my shanks aad the third Just reaoh-
k to tha knee. That's my outing dreas.
which Is da rlgeur every day except When
1 go to church. In that rig, with a aweater
and a Scotch cap, I .feel like a. The ex
ie lence will be worth the money, nd what
1 have 'learned about frogs In getting my
pond started will get me tha money back,
Kioks aren't aa . much worry aa chickens,
and pretty soon the spring crop of tad
poles will be, swimming and feeding fine,
(hey never-'get tha -pip, . I, - understand,
never refuse to aet't and don't moult after
they shed theljj tails.
V.'ynt. to church last .Sunday; drove four
hillea lo a school hoiiaa where the services
feeie heard; 'Art listening a while, won
dered If pad forgotten .the Bible Ian -gjage.
aa I couldn't quite connect. Then
'man told mo the preaching waa In Nor-
glan. so I tattled .down to enjoy a new
experience. It was a Una day,- and every
window waa full of tha faces of those
who couldn't get Inside, and all hands
were In mighty earneat mood, the alngtng
waa powerful, but had to let my fine voice
rest.
After church drove home with a Nor
wegian settler who la married, and had
yellow lega and dumplings. Fineat I ever
tasted, and had to restrain my enthu
siasm with tha knife and fork. That's ona
advantage a married man has; he can
eat better than a bachelor, but when it
cornea to buying ahoo leather and things
tha lone person Is resting easy. At plowing
and stunts on the farm, though, the boys
In that other house make things easy for
tha old man. .
. That girl I wrote about, on a claim
eleven miles away, la still single. Says
aha hasn't time to get married, and yet
we know aha isn't altogether a literary
person, because she can cook, a mighty
good meal. She saya aha la going to get
a boy and train him up in her way before
she aver marries; so, like every bachelor la
this section I am not extra happy. Bhe
surely does "kid' tha boys, and haa them
all going sideways when ahe'a around.
Looka as It aha never could ba lonesome,
and .aeema to know it. Lots of 'times br
stock ia found and brought noma when it
wasn't -lost, and holding down a claim la
not spoiling her looks at all. Am learning
to talk Norwegian, f'olongsome.
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Central Park..
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OT.B LORF.NTZEN,
1TU Ontario Street.
WEDNESDAY,
Name and Address.
Stella Brewster, 4723 North Thirty-ninth St.
Mary Btrdsell, 2705 South Fourteenth St. . . .
Virginia S. Brillhart. 1001 Park Ave
Ernest Brown, 1814 North Twenty-sixth St Long .1897
Carolyn Chapman, 2626 Pratt St Lothrop 189
Kenneth R. Copley, 911 North Twenty-third St Franklin 190
Jemerren Edwards, 4416 North Twenty-eighth Ave. . .Saratoga 1901
Gertrude Eaatman, 3030 Cass St Webster 1905
Alex O. Ebbesen, 400S North Twenty-sixth St Saratoga 1901
Carla Fischer, 2207 Military Ave . .Clifton Hill. . ... .1908
Fern Furrey, 4704 North Twenty-eighth St ...Saratoga ..1904
Lottie Olventor, 2005 North Twentieth St Kellonv ....... , .1904
Maryriger, 412 Pierce St Pacific 1899.
John Orlger, 412 Pierce Bt Pacific v. .1898
Wllhelmlna Hansen, 2029 Lincoln Ave Castellar 1901
Alice Hall. 1608 Maple St Lake 190J
Edna Harris, 2924 Valley 8t. Windsor
Modern Tests for Men :&hd. Women
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; Would Have Law Solve Servant Problem
, "the .domestlq servant problem is grow
ing serious for the almple reason that it
monopolizes half the energy of the women
who employ servanta and three-quarters
of the time of those who do not, wrltea
Mra. Havelock"Etlla In the Ixndon Mall.
No legislative body haa seriously tackled
the aubjeot, because' It seems Insoluble
rlthr fram the ideallstio or tha realistic
standpoint. Law, however, la always a
good atepplng-etone to. an .ideal. The tno
meot the legislature interferes in thla mat
ter of' domeatW ' service and reraovee It,
by so dying, from, ah unskilled haphazard
occupation to -a high calling, our 'troubles
will minimise In tha region of domesticity,
saya Mrs. Elite, and than continues:
"The old Xsahlosed Worker, proud of her
drudgery in the home, and tha old-fashioned
wife, absorbed In' domestic organize
W lion end the . comfort f har huaband and
T children, are now 'becoming rare. The
aarvant of tha past waa, in har way, an
art let and delighted. In tha routine of her
work, which resulted in keeping a home
clean and beautiful. Housewwrk waa to
her what color and brushes are to tha
painter a medium for an expression of
loveliness. Her successor has only the
worst faults of the artisan and none of
the virtues of tha 'artist.' The pitiable mix
ture of vulgar gentility and hopeless In
capacity of tha ordinary "general" Is con
clusive proof of our dilemma In this mat
ter. Tha tyranny, dogmatism and Insuf
ferable self-sufficiency of tha trained ser
vanta are equally insupportable. Both
apend much time and energy in guarding
their righta and evading their duties, What
aurvlvea of tha old-world .mistress who
held sway over tha old-fashioned aervant
la a club devotee, or a frankly dlasatlafied
woman who longa for a home and for tha
love which enoompaaaes It
. a
The lead mines of Cumberland and Der
byshire yield about 16,000 tona of lead por
annum.
Whenever a group of women calamity :
cry era get together over a cup of tea and
a allce of lemon and atart In to bemoan
tha decadence of courage, chivalry and tha
rest of the knightly attrlbutea, it la a aura
sign that their capacity for observation
Is cut on tha bias. In nine cases out of
avery ten the women in queatlon have
been so busy looking for tha polished
armour and tha helmets with the waving
plumes that they haven't found time to
learn tha heart beneath.
Armours and plumea have gone out of
fashion along with lances and caparisoned
horses, but the quality of real courage re
malna tha aama yeaterday, today and to
morrow. Instead of waning with tha ad-.
fence of civilisation and its complicate!
social system, chivalry haa kept tha pace,
and the truly aympathetio woman recog
nizee it wether It la clad In overalls, a
motorman's uniform or a plain business
suit.
"What about tha tired workman who
gava you hla seat on the car last evening?"
waa the queatlon to one complainant.
"Oh, that waa Just ordinary courtesy,"
aha explained glibly.
"Tea, and there weren't any great
crowds there to applaud or any medala or
any of tha trappings of knighthood either,
were there?" added the flrat woman.
"Playing to tha galleries and atandtng on
two tired feet are two widely separated
teata of chtlvary, but I can't sea where
one haa anything an tha other, unleaa It
ba In favor bf tha tired feet?. .'''
"Why Isn't your boy In school?" a social
settlement worker Inquired of a busy
mother. "He's only 11 years old and should
be at his books."
"Tea, - ma'am, ha should,, agreed - the
mother acroes the buttonholea her flying
finger a ware fashioning. "But, you see.
there are six of us, my man was killed,
and Jlmmle had to go out and help make
a living for tha little ones."
While she waa talking Jlmmle came In.
Political Geoarrapky.
"Clans In geography, atand up. What la
latitude?" -
"It la the allowance to be given to tha
professions of friendship made by a political
candidate." ... .;
"Right. What is longitude?"
"Longitude is the imaginary line which
divides the platforms of the two great po
litical parties."-
"What la the equator?"
"I gueaa It's modern politics." '
"Why?" 1 ! . ' .. ' ' .
"Because It's the scentar of the earth."
Duffglo Commercial.
Harlan- a gait.
"If madame will pardon me, this suit does
not match her complexion as well as tha
other." .......
"The suit ia allright. I want it to match
a bull pup. LoulsWlle Courier-Journal.
He was whistling the tuna tha street piano
on tha next block Just ground out, swing
ing a big tin dinner bucket In hia small.
grimy hand. H waa pay night Up ha
marched, laying the envelope containing
the equivalent of hla week'a labor In
mother's lap.
If that Isn't courage, tha word haa lost
Its meaning. Neither is It any the 'less
real because it was done in a email parcel.
The courage that counts ia not a matter
of form, but of principle, and worka inde
pendent- of clothes. '
Every day the papers tell of a man who
has jumped In front of a train to save a
child; haa foroed hla way through a wall
of smoke and flame, to save a woman
trapped in a burning house. It only takes
some tremendous calamity to bring to the
front a acora of .heroea who brave any
thing, who- defy danger and laugh at death
because courage bids them dare and do.
One man rudely pushing his way Into a
crowded elevator or running away when
hunger plnvhee hia children rather than
fight doea not' make a world of cads any
mora than ona awallow makes a summer.
Weighing In .the balance the heart break
ing pressure at which men work and live
today, the ranks of modern knighthood
are , gratifylngly full, and the calamity
cryera are merely women who want to
escape their share of llfe'e responsibilities.
Help yourself now and then. It won't
hurt you.
Marie Junek, 1613 Frederick St. . .
Hemolin Jones, 1817 Capitol Ave
Margaret Kuehn, 2514 Marcy St..
Edward Kunold, 2825 Charles St..
Bessie Kohen, 1628 Charles 8t.
.Castellar
, .Central .
.Mason . .
.Long ..,
.Long ...
1904
1903
1896
1897
1899
..j.1894
Dewey McQulrc, 3920 Arbor St Beals isss
8adle Marcus, Thirteenth and Boulevard Bancroft 10
Clara McAdams, 1314 South Thirty-fifth St Park ...100
Lawrence Miller 5102 Drover St Beals 1898
Dorothy MlUhell, 1301 South Thirty-first St Park 1905
May Miller, 1614 Maple St Lake 1908
Horace Meredith, 2424 Hamilton St..., Kellora 1895
Lillian Palme, 5128 North Seventeenth St Sherman 1901
Edward Carl Rann, 1909 California St Cas ...18
Ernestine Robertson, 3714 Spalding St Druid Hill ...1905
Donald E. Roush, 4720 North Twenty-fourth St Saratoga 1904
Dorothy E. Rich. 3918 North Twenty-third St Lothrop
Katheryn 8zuler, 3024 Pacific St . . .,. .Saunders 1899
Ole Sorentzen, 1711 Ontario Bt vinton ....uro
Georgia Turn a, 2420 South Twenty-third St Castellar lo.
Leonard Thiessen. 2528 Blondo St ...Long X- .1903
Max Tennebaum, 1441 South Sixteenth St .Comenlut .......1908
May Uablcamp, 2816 Manderson St ..Lothrop 1900
Hazel Updike, 8614 Jackson St.. Columbian 1898
Clarence Vomberg, 4109 Corby 8t Clifton Hill. . . ... .106
Ruth Wright, 3638 8outh Twentieth St.' .Vinton ......... .1901
Story of an Elephant
In every large clrcua where the animals
and tralnera and performers travel and
work together many strange friendship
are met with. Tha atory about to be told
Is about tha friendship of a huge elephant
and a little girl. The little girl who was
the elephant's friend waa the daughter of
tha trainer. Bhe waa only 4 yeara old
and all the animals knew and loved her,
but Betsy, the elephant, especially favored
her. Sha would pick her up with her trunk
and swing her high In tha air, which was
great fun, Mlml thought. ,
Of course everyone krlowa that while
there are good tempered and gentle ele
phants there are also vary wicked ones.
In the herd there was ona very big fellow,
who gave the trainer considerable trouble.
One day when ha was mora bad tempered
than usual he was given no hay for sup
per. Hla punishment made him sulky, and
presently when the trainer walked by with
Mlml trotting along behind him a wicked
gleam ahone from hla little ayea. He con
cluded to be revenged by killing the dear
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little girl whom everyone loved.
But faithful Betsy waa watching him.
Juat aa he leaned forward and raised hla
powerful trunk to strike Mlml, Betay
quickly picked her up and plaoed her be
yond hia reach.
AU tha clrcua people came and praised
Betay and it waa decided to Sell tba bad
elephant, so that he might never , again try
to Injure Mlml.
Cornered,
"And you any," questions tha possible
customer, "that this globe is an exact rep
resentation of the earth?"
"Oh, yea, indeed, air," asserts tha sales
man. "Nonsense! Tell me how they could get
far enough away from it to make the model
and how they could stay up in tba air
long enough to sketch both sides?" Chi
cago Post.
At Tltuaville, Pa., in IKS. tha first U
wall waa driven In the United States.
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Loretta's Looking Glas s-Held Up to Girl Who i s a Social Absorbent
Ml
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ro you know that you soak up social
tittle-tattle?. ' Of course, It la no uae for
any of ua to pretend that wa are not Inter
ested In people. Wa all like to know If
Mr. and Mra. "Blank are going to Florida
er are ooatecn plating a divorce. It'a fun
to ba informed .en the price of a debu
tante's Parle 'gown, and it la Interesting
in know whether the wife of Mrs. Nobody'a
sue sand's law partner waa Invited to Mrs.
Moaodrs reception. Tha partnership dla
sohrlag disagreeably for tha man makes
'It exciting to conjecture whether the wo
snesi will take up the) quarrel.
But, moch aa wa ail delight to Csten
' to personals, wa invariably bare a more
r ksea eUeot. contempt for the individual
wb tnad aa with the load which we knew
I laagi aaa witn ua Tea are that person.
Teu aa not saaaa ts (do any harm; and
mare efuel haavaot'yM da nana. The
very lack that make yau repeat what
the aay-yaur abort aapply af imagina
tion aad tha oanaaquent inability ta do
1gnaJ taiUag-atakea yoa carry your
stories vary aaeuraXely. Tou haven't in-
veativeaeas enough ta lmprov them or
twist than.' Tu aae Juat ana raaaeet for
being a eociaj aaaorbant. Ton do it that
you may have something to give out that
will aaake.. you .aeicome among your
trteada. . . , ,
Xau are not a' f aaatjg. Xaur "nrsociai
quotations" ' are pever maliciously meant.
There are some girls who quote from
books aa conversation. It'a because they
have not the originality to form opinions,
so they take the text word for wor.L But
you quote from people.. And you do It
Just to "make conversation," too.
I am aorry for you. Tou are one of the
lonely ones. Ton feel that. you have noth
ing especially to recommend yon to tha
Had aaetalajg ta Lain,
"Have you ever aupported Booth?" asked
the manager. ' .
"No.", replied tha apparent; "I never
asw Booth ad."
"How about MeCuUue;b?
"MoOullough died sfur I want opna
tha ataga."
"Of oouraa. you war with Mansfield?"
"Na. air; I am sorry to say that Mans
field aver had a panes) tm ase ia any of
hla wn pa ii Ian.'
"H'nil Have you evar mi Mrs. Flake a
leading maa?
"Not. yat." '
"I gikeaa ru giva yon a cbaaoe.' Tea
aaay ba able to learn something. "Chicago
Becard-Harald.
Tha Pntagpaiane
tn tha win-id Una
tna tall sat people
thai shart eat,
Intereat of our circle of acquaintance. Tou
are conedoua that you are invited becausn
you are your mother's daughter or be
cause you keep up your hare of enter
taining so accurately that you are awarded
tha exchange of the social banking ayatem
But. In and of yoursela you are nothing,
yon have nothing that makes people want
you around. Ho you absorb all tba per
aonal things you can and enjoy a ques
tionable kind of companionship with thoae
who want to aqueese out Information In
regard to their friends.
Did It ever occur to you that in an
empty cask there la most room for filling?
Why don't you begin ta till up? Not witn
per son a 11 tie, but with fada Have a new
ona every three montha. It will ba such a
shock ta your friends to know that yoo
are actually doing something beeldee soak
ing up saciaJ nothings that you will in
terest them. Try it.'
. Cooking k a Cna ona to begin with.'
Nothing realty a ma aaa tha average woman
so mach aa ta aaa ona ef,her aez deliber
ately doing what aha seeks to aroia. Ton
may be suspected at a mild mania; but
that la better than to ba oonaidarad what
you have been. And thara'a pa tellmg
but that yau may find tha way to a man' a
heart. ' It Is aald by Boms who prefeaa to
knew that the kitohaa Is a vary tmpartaiit
station aa the routs there.
An Old Custom that May Work Both Ways
IT'S A SrWMP TO GO
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Ncvca mino dearie! I'll
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BORQ LAtv; IF IT TAKES
A gentleman never anatchea his trousers
away from his wife when he discovers her
going through his pockets. He only hopes
she will leave him enougn with which to
go down town in the morning. He is per
fectly wolcome to go through her purse
any time and help himself to anything he.
can find. That la what married life means
A man should not allow his feelings to be
hurt when tits wife runa acroaa 3 looae
change or a roll in hla pockets; he ought
to play the game and take audi little con
jugal pastimes for granted. , .
Chloroform never was mentioned aa tha
best means to gain the moneyed end. A
woman never would chloroform her hus
band; she respects the home bonds too
highly and her spirit always shrinks from
a scandal.
Aa earthquake at Montreal,' Caned.
Ksvemuer t, ITU. damaged IS bouses.'
..THC,m,H TRAPLa VErE-ErRY QOOQ idea!
WELL BOYS! WHAT'S
ttwf bid? rouno
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