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Editorial Department. lttMlTTANCKS. iieinlt by draft, express or poRtal order, .daul(! to '1 he llee Publishing Company. Only 2-rent stampa received in payment of moil accounts, personal checks except on Omaha, and eastern exchange not accepted. MARCH CIRCULATION. 48,017 State of Nebraska, County ot Douglaa, ss: Dwlght Williams, circulation manager of The iiee Puhlltthlng Company, being duly worn, aaya that the average dally circu lation, leaa ipolled, unused and returned copies, fur tha month of March, 1911, wii 18,017. DW1GHT WILLIAMS, ' Circulation Manager, dubscrihed In my pretence and sworn to before ma this 81st day of March, 1911. tbaal.) huDLKT HCNTER, Notary Publio, Sabecrlbera leaving the city tern porarlly ahonld have The Bee ualled to them. Alireu will be changed aa oftea aa reqaeatel. Still there are shirts that either hobble or harem. beat Kansas City has a hotel where there Is not a bellboy. It Is the Girls' hotel. The weather man Is entitled to an annual base ball pass without even asking for it. The government's order for the shipment of GOO coffins to Texas looks like a concession. If "Bill" Stone is aching for a fight with those Mexicans let him slip on his gum shoes and go to it. Of course, neither Canada nor the United States is promoting reciprocity with the idea of getting the worst of the deal. The Commoner recently had an article on the "Passing of Plutocracy." Fortunate Mr. Bryan got In on it be fore It passed. I There are boy scouts and girl scouts and Just scouts, but the greatest scout of them all just now is the base ball scout. - I Mr. Bryan's Commoner says the editor of the Richmond Dispatch is a tool of the Interests. Hammer or monkey wrench? An unsophisticated man might never suspect that there was a particle of politics In the democrats' attitude toward reciprocity. The democratic house has now de cided to investigate the army. What if In the search it should find the muz ale of a gun or two? Those recipients of threatening let ters should not be unduly alarmed. Even ordinary mortals like usedltors get them every little while. The archeologlst who has discov ered that the Sphinx is a man and not a woman has found out nothing new. There never was a feminine sphinx. Oovernor Had ley has paragraphed it to say, "It is more desirable to be right than president." But what a bully thing to be right and president. I Sometimes It seems as if those Har vard professors try to see Just how brave they can be. Here Is one de claring that women are nearer savage than men. The Indiana man who says clothes are an evidence of Insanity probably ould admit that all the citizens of the FIJI islands were highly Intellec tual gentlemen. - Some of the republican newspapers In Missouri were so elated at 'the thought of a Mlsaourian being elected speaker that they forgot and threw bouquets at Champ Clark. Unwilling boarders at the city Jail may now confidently approach Mayor "Jim" for a ticket of leave by assur ing "bis honor" that pounding rock would overtax their strength. "Prospects of "New Depot Cheer Clty."Headllna in St. Paul Pioneer Press. They will also cheer the trav eling public, or that portion of It that baa had occasion to use the present structure. According to official reports, 2,317 more single than married men were arrested In Milwaukee last year. Showing that men with wives to look after them generally keep out of trouble more. The new president of the Equitable Life Assurance society is to get a salary of only $50,000 a year, as com pared with the 180.000 salary paid to the late Paul Morton, his predecessor. Wonder if the difference measures the market value of Nebraska education and training. Repress Impulsive Patriotism. Senator Stone of Missouri, t he had his way, would by now have the I'nited States plunged Into war with Mexico. That might be one way of reuniting the Mexican factional forces, but reunion by such means Is not what we want. It is all very gratifying to find the actual demo cratic leader of the senate applauding the republican president for what he has thus far done on the border, and even his sentiment in wishing to give the president carte blanche In proceed ing with the situation, is very pleas ing, but there ends all satisfaction with Senator Stone's impulsive patri otism. In fact, his utterances, and even his language, beyond that point provoke the Impatience of some of the strong conservatives of the senate on both sides, republican and democratic. Senators Root and Bacon go so far as to declare that Senator Stone's pro posal to empower the president to use the army as he may see fit on the bor der is, in itself, a declaration of war and not to be tolerated. This is no time for violent speech or careless action at Washington, and there is little likelihood that this gov ernment will be easily misled by either into a false position on the Mexican affair. There Is every reason to be lieve that peaceful measures will meet all our demands and it would be evi dence of a decided weakness on our part to employ force before there was occasion for it. Mexico is not so wrought up over Its own trouble that it wants to borrow new and more seri ous trouble from us. That is made very plain by the prompt revision and moderation of the De la Barra note in reply to the State department's de mand for assurance that there shall be no more careless firing across our boundary line. Lorimer Case in Other States. The Lorimer case is being made an issue In the senatorial fight in Ken tucky, where Congressman Ollle James is aspiring to the seat now held by Senator Paynter, one of the cham pions of Lorimer In the recent contest. It has likewise been carried into New Hampshire, whose senators also stood by Lorimer. This is not at all sur prising, and if it enters Into local fights in other states it will be but a natural consequence, for 'politically It offers too good an opportunity to be ignored. But in southern states whose sena tors stood with Lorimer the issue is peculiarly prolific of campaign thun der, for in addition to the odium at tached to the election of Lorimer to the senate, he was one of the sup porters of the so-called "force" bill, which aimed at a fair ballot in the south by enfranchising the colored man. But this, of course, is not the way Ollie Janes and other southern democrats put It, as Is shown from this statement by the Kentuckian in a recent campaign speech at Lexington: Lorimer, the "blonde boss" from Chicago, Is the man who voted for the force bill to reduce southern' representation, to place back upon the w(hlte people of the south the black rule of negro domination and h voted to unseat democrats who were elected by the voice of the people from southern states. Mr. James Is shrewd and not riven to overlooking bets of this kind. It requires only a knowledge of the facts and conditions to appreciate the weight of such an argument as this down south. The fact that a south ern senator voted to retain In bis seat a northern senator with a clouded title will not carry near the influence with the hoi pollol as will the fact that a southern senator voted for a north ern senator who voted for the "force" bill. If Senator Paynter succeeds against Ollle James be at least baa a fight on his hands that will make blm a very busy man between this and the meeting of the legislature in 1913, which wjll arrange for the succession. Advertising- in Esperanto. The Los Angeles Chamber of Com merce has commissioned a representa tive to go to Europe and advertise the city In Esperanto the universal lan guage to-be. Are the city'a virtues so fine that they must be told only in this tongue, or is it that they have been preached in every other form of speech until there Is nothing more to be said? In answer to all questions Los Angeles simply says that, though people in this country may not realize it, 2,000,000 persons are today talking in Esperanto, and that this is the lan guage which one day will be universal. That commercial travelers have tired of hooking their tongues around new idioms and accents of speech every time they cross a new boundary line and have learned Esperanto, by means of which they are exploiting their goods abroad. Just how and where this fits the Los Angeles case Is a little dlfflcs.lt to see, but it rnust fit somewhere. Of course, it would never do to preach the gospel of a live city in a dead lan guage, hence Sanskrit, Greek or Latin would never do, to say nothing of the more archaic forms. Only in the terms of twentieth century eloquence can the virtues of the new west be ex tolled. We have not the least doubt that Los Angeles will get the advertising out of It which it seeks Indeed we are throwing this in for good measure but It would do well to accompany the official spokesman with .enough Interpreters to, talk to as many dif ferent countrymen aa he happens to meet, in rase he fails to find the Es perantists sufficiently grouped ' to gether to make good sited audiences. But California Is a gay stste. Its people enjoy a good stroke of enter prise especially when in this event. it is costing them nothing. The lecturer Is a man of means and loves travel and all he asks from Los Angeles is to be commissioned as its J commercial representative. He pays his own expenses. There is no ques tion, of course, as to the city's faith in the serious results of the enterprise. Municipal Square Dealing. Omsha seems destined to have its hsnds full for a little while with Its various so-called franchlsed or public utility corporations. The "Immediate and compulsory" purchase of the water works has been in process for eight years; a controversy with the gas company over street lighting has been dragging in and out of the courts for three years and the electric light ing company, whose franchise has col lided with a court decision, is prepar ing to seek a new bill of rights. This enumeration will not be complete without reference to the Independent Telephone company, which Is In the hands of a receiver and defaulted on its taxes and royalties, and bound to ask for readjustment before long. If there is any city in the country of Omaha's size which has more public service problems on Its hands at one and the some time than has Omaha it has not disclosed its Identity. The question that propounds Itself Is, Will Omaha, facing the expensive bungles of Its Water board, profit by its own sad experience, or will it con tinue to grapple with these Important problems in reckless disregard of cost and consequences? The one thing where Omaha has suffered most in its negotiations with the water company has been in the loss of reputation for fair and square dealing. The Water board undertook to take advantage of every agreement for the benefit of the city and to repudiate every contract obligation which seemed onerous or distasteful. As a result Omaha has been put in the repudiation class by many investors and capitalists and Omaha's agreements have come to pass current only when reinforced by Judicial decree. Our people ought to know that a city's credit and standing, like that of a business house or individual, de pends upon keeping faith In every bar gain entered into without fraud, and that a city whose agreements are dis trusted, like a man with impaired credit, suffers as a bad risk. The Bee is not here offering any solution of the franchise troubles impending ex cept this, that if the city wants to deal with its public service corporations It should deal with them open and above board; it should live up in good faith to all Its past obligation. reasonable and compensatory terms for new favors and proceed -on the theory that a contract is binding on both sides, and not to be repudiated or evaded by trickery or skullduggery by either of them. Flying Season Opens. Boston makes another claim to dis tinction as the center of higher educa tion by founding a school of aviation. Its newspapers announce that "Flying school opens in May," and "The flying season In New England will soon be upon us." Fourteen students are to take the entrance exams, but how many will matriculate is doubtful, for the faculty declares that temperamen tal fitness for piloting an aeroplane in the air must first be determined. Evi dently the Institution is co-educational, for no statement to the con trary Is given out. This will scarcely meet the approbation of some folks, who think that woman is not even temperamentally qualified for auto lng, let alone aviating. But there is a difference in the danger, of course, that of aviation Involving only the flyer, herself, while that of automobll ing hazards the safety of pedestrians and persons la other vehicles. Such nonchalance about a thing of this sort would, only a few years ago, have been regarded as the wanderings of a deranged mind, and yet these "professors" discuss the details of their science with as much abandon as a tutor in Latin would talk of a simple construction in Caesar or scan ning Virgil. Nor is this Boston school the first of the kind, not even the sec ond. Atlanta, Oa has one which is the alma mater of the founder of Bos ton's college. One scarcely realizes with what celerity modern progress is pushing along. One mllepost Is hardly reached until another looms up. Only a scant interval elapses be tween the automobile, prodigious as it seemed, and the airship. But now it is time to pause, for, with all the spectacular demonstra tions made by the airman and they have been made at fearful cost to human life the science of aerial nav. igatlon is nowhere near a practical stage. These thrifty Atnerlcan money makers may go ahead with their little schools, teaching people the rudiments in scaling the air, but that Is very different and very far from reducing aviation to anything resembling prac tical utility. Nature, after all, Is slow to yield her inner secrets and it probably will be a long time before the theories taught in these "practi cal" schools of aviation will become methods of practical use. The three democratic house mem bers of the Nebraska delegation at Washington have been rudely awak ened to the fact that their share of the patronage has suffered terrible shrink age over what it was supposed to be, Ih that all their hungry democratic constituents cannot possibly be satls fied with the crusts they have to throw. In a word, Nebraska's demo cratic congressmen are discovering that p'e-cuttlng is not what it Is cracked up to be, and besides that, the filling of every Job Is calculated to make at least a dozen enemies and one Ingrate. According to reports from the scat of war, Senator Norrls Brown is grestly perturbed for fear the little controversy between the regulars and Insurgents may keep him out of the chairmanship of the committee on ter ritories. That would, Indeed, be a terrible calamity to his Nebraska con stituency, which we all hope and pray may be successfully averted. Another reason why members of the late legislature are so unanimous for the constitutional amendment cutting the time for introducing bills down from forty days to twenty days may possibly be found In the fact that In the next sentence the amendment raises the pay of our law-makers from $300 per session to $600. A Kansas paper asks: "What has become of the old-fashioned man, who used to tweak ' the little . fellow's proboscis, show the ball of his thumb between two fingers and say, "There, sonny, I've got your nose?" " He has probably had "his block knocked off by "sonny." Down at Lincoln an enterprising contemporary Is holding the city elec tion in advance by postal card ballot. The candidates for the various mu nicipal offices, however, will watt for certificates of election duly Issued ac cording to the official canvass. The conversion of state banks Into national banks as a consequence of Nebraska's guaranty law goes steadily on. But the predicted rush to take out charters for new state banks is not visible to the naked eye. Smiles Behind the Kick. New York World. In spite of the danger from bullets cross ing the Mexican boundary, Douglas, Arts., seems to have enjoyed the show. An Opening; for the Recall. Brooklyn Eairle. An Ohio lawyer who was disbarred for contempt in campaign speeches telling wnat he thought of a Judge who waa run nlng for re-election has been reinstated by the legislature. A divorce of noil Mr. and the judiciary In that state would leave each to a state of single blesaedneaa much to be coveted. Insurgent Insincerity. New York Tribune. Most of the republicans Insurgents In congress who are opposing: the Canadian reciprocity bill maintain that they want to see me scope of that bill extended hv in corporatlng Into It the provisions of the larmers rree Jlat bill. But they are work ing for such an Incorporation aa will bin both bills, which would Drnhahlv ni th.i. real purposes much better than the passage ui euner. Woman Deplorable Polnta. Baltimore American. A railroad gateman In Omaha hud hi. ey torn Out by a women's hatpin. Enough oi sucn aepiorable accidents have resulted to be a warning against the careless i. of these sharp points projecting so far oeyona natnrtms as to be a mennce both to sight and life. While lauched at nd generally unsuccessful, the efforts to abate this danger by legal restrictions are quite in me public Interest. Uncle Joc'a Conversion. Chicago Post. It mar be true that Uncla J no rann. has experienced a change of heart, seen a great white light or gone through the proper rhetorical figure expressive of con version from stand-pattlnm to progress. Certainly the change from the speakership to the ex-speakership Is conductive to such alterations and repairs. But Uncle Joe Is a little harder to convert than the ordinary run of humanity. He has run along to a single mold for so many years that he la pretty well set In it. They say he has changed utterly In the last month or two. Why, then, when a new republican con (Teeman near him voted for Cooper as minority leader, did your Uncle Joseph Inquire, sotto voce: "Who on earth Is that blanked pinhead?'' People Talked About Frank A. Munsey of New Tork la the publisher of six magasines and three dally newspapers located In Philadelphia, Washington and Baltimore. Joaeph Severson. mayor of High wood, 111., In a term of two years turned a deficit of fS.OOO into a surplus of tt.soo. He was re-elected with a whoop and some over. Former Senator Ijife Young says the remedy for evils In municipal government Is to "cut out the city hall." It Is under stood Editor Young spelled "haul," but the proofreader ruled out the point. When J. D. Peeples, a druggist of Rose dale, Kan., learned that he had been nomi nated for mayor lie declined to accept tha nomination, giving the excuse that he never goes out nights and couldn't think of changing his habits. A judge In Los Angeles ruled that poker is not the national game. A Chicago jurist forced the reinstatement of three bounced policemen one convicted of murderoua aaaault, the others for exceaalve habitual "luahing." People In both cities sob out loud for a chance to work the "recall." Mrs. Kllsabeth T. Morrison. 77 years old, Is said to be one of the earlleat voters at the polls In all Colorado electiona. She Is usually accompanied by one of her two daughters, both of whom are married. Mrs. Morrison's only iin Is a prominent lawyer in California anNons of the lead ers lo that atate for CMual suffrage. In Other Lands lde Llghta oa What ia Trans piring Among the Hear and rar STatloas of th Sana Between lono.noo and 6.0e0,non bottles of high class "conversation water" were de stroyed In the champajtna war In France. Multiplying by two the number of bottles wrecked determines Its money value In francs at home and In dollars abroad. A tidy sum wrested sby a thrifty people to satisfy a grudge against a fortunate few. What was the trouble aboutT The true champagns district of France la a limited area of fertile plain with distinctive geologi cal characteristics 100 miles eaat of Parts. Rocky barriers face east and south and on thene slopes are grown the grapes from which the famous wine is made. It Is claimed that true champagne can only be made from grapes grown In that district. But the district could not produce all the wne labeled champagne drunk In the world. Adjacent vineyards ' produced "something just as good," something Just aa sparkling and just as capable of shap ing "that awful head the morning after." The difference between the two grades Is so slight that hardly one In 1.000,000 could detect the difference. The government sought to confine the champagne label to the product of the favored district, the ef. feet of which was 'depreciation of the value of the slightly Inferior wine. Mak ers of the latter protested and charged the government agents with Importing wine Into the district and labeling It champagne. Unable to secure a hearing from the authorities, the protestants marched Into the favored district and smashed things. The rioters' proceeding turned a searchlight on a carefully devised plan to create ,a champagne monopoly under the shelter of law. Another ruction Is on In Morocco. It has three angles, one each for the reigning sultan, Mulat Hafld, his brother Mulal Ismael. and the Mepnsed sultan Abd-El-Ails. The latter has been out of a Job for about three years. His reign was dls unguisnea for its modem progressive spirit, and as a patron of the liberal arts his generosity made salesmen leap with Joy and brought a succession of screams from the taxpayers. The palace at Fes became a museum for bicycles, motor cars pnonograpns, moving pictures, sewing machines and other up-to-date contrivances that tickled the royal fancy. But he nes- lected to coddle the tribesmen as diligently as he did the salesmen, and woke up one Tine morning to find a rifle at his nose and a eel meter tickling his spine. Sultan Mulal Hafld took the opposite course, eacnewmg modernism and proclaiming mmaeir a standpatter from sandal to fe. Mulal Ismael Is an unknown quality, but eager for the Job. France and Spain are watching the fracas, both evidently anx lous to butt In as soon aa the condmn. afford an excuse for annexing a slice ef territory. The three-cornered affair evi dently has not assumed serious propor tions. The distinguished kidnaper and bandit Ralsuli maintains an attitude of aiooiness mat indicates the scrap Is not ripe ror loot. When Ralsuli takes field the row will be worth while. the Australian refleratlon of states Is founded on much the same lines aa the unitea states. The federal constitution defines the bounds of federal authority and leaves the states supreme In local con cerns. There, as here, the "twlllrht of state authority Is steadily vanishing u.mer me spurring necessity of federal control. Since the labor party secured TOn or federal government en eroaehmenta on the sovereignity of states movea oy leaps and bounds. Lut . uie.on py me High Court set a definite nmii to reaeral power in state matters, 'v"- me leaerai authorities to measures calculated to wipe out most of me ngnis hitherto vested In tha For this purpose four amendments to the constitution have been submitted to the electors for ratWIoatlon or rejection. Ths nrsi gives parliament Dower to r,.i.. iri ana commerce; the second, to con trol tracing, financial and mlnlna- vm uperaung in one state; the third relates to the settlement of disputes: and the fourth gives Parliament power over trade monopolies and combines. These iour propositions are Included in one ballot. A second separate ballot will enable the electors. Including men and woman. ... whether the federal Parliament shall have iwer to speciry what constitutes a monopoly. That the conservative eUmn regards these propositions as a menace Is eviaem rrom the ominous words of the Sydney Herald, which says: "Th. stltutlon Is not only to be amended out of .ence, ana me states destroyed, but in nun vourt is to go. a j )t t the peoples will that the commonwealth is to be supreme, and ia to dav.ion ,.r mer nrea or a constitution, there can be nothing more to say. But it IS per fectly clear to thoughtful minds that the Afc.- - . r -KVM m oi u an must be anarchy and olvll x.,. an aire words to write, but they are written In rrim earneat. .n mey represent the truth." To the French socialist an edHx.ti, with a taint of religion Drod urea an re- snamng or a red flag before a bull. The other day the socialist demiti.. charged over the ministry because the gov ernment naa not closed a high school for girls conducted by the Ursuline nuns at Basaa In the Olronde department. Pre mier Monla. who had difficulty In gettina a hearing, said that the permission ac corded to the Ursullnes to continue to teach In their school at Baxas was an act or grace which waa rendered necessary bv the fact that the new secular school build ings were not yet available. The Ursullnea themselves were an authorized order 'by virtue of a royal ordinance In IMS. They had been allowed to keep open their school until next July. Thereafter, socialistic teachers will mould the plastic minds of the girls of Baxas. The consumption of alcoholic drink in the United Ktnsdom last year meant aa expenditure ,of 1785,000,060 by the consum ers; but, while this amount waa somewhat higher than in 190, it was much less than In 1899. when the British drink bill waa IMO.OOO.OOO, almost a round billion. Ths fact of a decreasing consumption Is es tablished also by the marked decrease In recent years In the mortality from aloo hollara and cirrhosis of the liver the scourge of the dipsomaniac l.laaltatloae ef Moaeeely. Springfield Republican. Bryan said In the campaign of IMS that control by one concern of more than to per cent ef the country's production In any line meant or tended to monopoly and that the government should draw tha line there aa a practical and reasonable measure of trust restriction. This proposition was much ridiculed by some people. Now Chairman B. H. Qery of the United States steel oorporatlon names SO per cant of the country's production In the steal line as enough for any one concern to control with out raising the question ef monopoly, and he says the corporation Intends to keep within that proportion. It la now down to U per cant. He Is thus evidently not far from the Bryan view of what la a good test ef monopoly or nonmonopoly. WYAIL Eeiiiy The manufacturers of Royal Bak ing Powder have always declined to produce a cheap baking powder at the sacrifice of quality. Royal Baking Powder is made from pure grape cream of tartar, and is the embodiment of all the excellence possible to be attained in the high est class baking powder. Royal Baking Powder costs only a fair price, and is more economical' at its price than any other leavening agent, because of the superlative quality and absolute wholesomeness of the food it makes. Mixture made in imitation of baling powders, but containing alum, are frequently distributed from door lo door, or given away in grocery stores. Such mixtures are dangerous to use in food. In England, France, Germany and some sections of the United States their sale is prohibited by law. Alum is a dangerous mineral acid, and all physicians condemn baking powders containing it, 7b labml of mlmm bmking fjowttorm mumt Bhow tbo IngrodJents. READ THE LABEL EDITORIAL SNAPSHOTS. Washington Star: Colonel Roosevelt's determined silence may make a consider, able difference In the passenger traffic to Oyster Bay next summer. Kansas City Times: Pears at this time would be rather disappointing to Juares, which would hate to think it has been scared all these months for nothing. Chicago News: That movement for the publicity of campaign expenses has long had our earnest approval, but ws cannot help wondering what It will do to the qual ity of the campaign cigar. Cleveland Plain Dealer: By putting Lord Kitchener In command of the troops at the coronation. It looks as if the British authorities were taking every precaution against an uprising of the suffragettes. Houston Post: Lost you forget, remem ber the democratic party when you say your prayersl Pray that It may not be led into populietlc temptation, but deliv ered from socialistic evil and saved from downright Idiocy. Louisville Courier-Journal: The report that Uncle Joe Cannon has come In from the warpath and is now sweetly endeavor ing to get on good terms with the Insur gents will be followed by the announcement that a wild bull got Into a china shop and didn't break a saucer, a MILWAUKHB AND SOCIALISM. One Experlenee Enoesrh for Cream Cltr Taxpayera. Milwaukee Evening Wisconsin. Milwaukee has had a. practical demon stration of social democracy In operation, and does not like It. The demonstration, It may be urged, had not gone very far, but It had gone far enough to reveal an Immenae incapacity, a wild and credulous predilection to visionary Innovations and an utterly reoueas wastefulness of the people's money. It was recognised that unwise and waste ful expenditures at the outset of the new regime would be only the prelude to far greater extravagances In the future, the programme for which waa appalling to people owning little homes and already worried about the taxes. This was the situation at the begin ning of the campaign, which ended when tha ballots were counted April 4. Dur ing the progress of that campaign, social democratlo candidates and speakers made maay Incautious revelations of want of love for American Institutions. Fur thermore, they tried to profit by making appeals to class hatred and by stirring up religious prejudice. The people 'Of Milwaukee did not like the prospect of more social democracy, so they rallied to the polls and voted against the new party's candidates, not one of who was eleoted, nearly all ot whom were burled under an adverse vote of I to L The outlook for Milwaukee is brighter than Is was before. TRADINU OFF STATESMEN. aaceste Changes Caloalatee e Im prove the Political Soenery. Washington Herald. American humor did not miss the op port unity offered by the case of Mr. Bryan and the City of Memphis. Close upon the heels of Mr. Bryan's refusal of an offer of (3,000,000 to live in Memphis comes a letter from the Omaha Commercial club, offering to let Memphis have Mayor Dahl man for 11.500,400. There must be many cities, towns and villages In the United States which oould be Induced to part with their superfluous statesmen If Mem phis really means business. San Francisco, the New York Evening Post suggests, probably would take II,- 000.000 for Mayor McCarthy, with a dis count off for cash. Albany may accept 1760, 000 for William Barnes, Jr., or might con sent to trade, taking two-thirds cash and the rest In Tennessee wire-pullers. We need only tourh upon the possibilities connected with Charles P. Murphy and Goorge B. Cos, whom their respective com munities might afford to let Memphis have with a 11.000 SCO premium thrown In and still make money. Near aa Vet 8 rar. Philadelphia Record. Just seven states more are needed to ratify the income tax amendment to the conatitutlon out of eleven that have yet to vole on It. TAPS ON THE FUNNYB0NE. Man With the Bulging Brow Wisdom, according to Solomon, brings length of days. You ought to cultivate It. Man With the Bulbous Nose Gosh: The days are too long for me as they srel Chicago Tribune. "They tell me th' great deal to lighten guv'nor Is doln' a th' burdens of th' common people. "Guess likely he Is. He's gettln' fifty a night fer his talk on 'Reform,' an' I'm tolrl he's payin' off th' mortgage on his home an' puttln' money In th' bank. 'Cleveland Plain Dealer. "I specks dar's trouble comin' to dat gemman," said the waiter. "What's he been doln'?" ; "He done ordered deviled crab and angel cake fob. de same meal." Washington SMr. Bill, the Bachelor Are you Interested In the Easter fashion parade. Benedict, thu Married Man If you could see the shrinkage In my envelope you would not ask about any kind of a pay raid. Baltimore American. "You know, George, that you shouldn't think of going to the opening game. Don t you remember what Dr. Cutting said about your throat?" "Who? Doc. Cutting? Why. Doc. and I are going to tha game together." Cleve land Plain Dealer. "Does that long-haired Mr. Bllngsby get much money from his writings?" "Very little, I fancy. He got a dollar a word not long ago, I'owever. "Mercy! How was that?" "Why, a man owed htm $2. Hltngshv wrote 'Please remit' on the bill and tlie man sent him the money." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "My constituents never fall to accord ni continuous applause," remarked Senator Sorghum, hopefully. "Yes," replied Farmer Corntoaael. "A lot o' folks out our way would rather hear themrelves cheer than listen to an other nm i talk." Washington Star. "Phe claims a perfect alibi." "What is her alibi?" "She says that she can prove that at the time the crime was committed her Utile girl was brushing her hair." "That proves an alibi for her hair, buy, how about herself?" Houston Post. SEEING THE GAME. Milwaukee Sentinel. He took his wife to see the game, A frenzied tan was he. He called the players each by name. Explained the pastime to his dame. ' "Ah, yes!" she said. "I see!" The game waxed hot; the score was tie, The home team up to bat. He turned to her with gleaming eye. "Some game!" he said. She made reulyi "Ain't that a fearful hat!" When Bill McBlffer hit the sphere, And knocked It out of sight, He turned and hollered In her ear: "O, pipe that wallop, wlfle. dear!" Quoth she: "That hat's a fright!" And gaily did the batters blng. And runners crossed the plate. The fan. ah gladly did he sing! Quoth she: "That hat's a cheap old thlngi , "A dollar nlnety-elghtl" And at the finish of the strife He whispered to his dame: "Believe me, 'twas some battle, wife!" Her answer cut him like a knife. Quoth she: "Who won the game?" A Sale for a Day Miller, Stewart Beaton Co. announce a Linoleum bale for Manday, April 24. Highest grade gooda for to-be-wondered-at prices. If you attended our rug sale last Monday you know what to expect next Monday In linoleum concessions. Wholesale & Retail HAVEHS-WHITE COAL CO. iwitctimi i COAL Icmama. Nta 1710 FARNAM ST. D4M kU. A-12II If 1 sja mrtrmwtw 9m 11 ' '"