j I - " IliL 1.HK: V5rXn A. WKONShAY. AVilU, 10. 1011. 15 Dottie Dialogues HY WALTER A. SINCLAIR. 3fjheBEEc3 c5uiiior BipftidayBools Not a Swear Word Here, Though in Man' Natural Language. ..J Mi t 4 I Listens llkr vour unnatural language, eelng you don't swear." remarked Dottle. 1 hlnk swearing is mv rii-t,mrv inh- ifinge?" I queried, ' That college prof, la'ural language," . m . . peeved. fensr said It was man's she explained. If man lined JaKKed laniriiue think nf the ventilators he d put In hli hat whm lie talked through It." I reminded. "1 judge from your cumory remarks that ou don't talk naturally," she Insinuated. "I suppose you never go out In ths fields and listen to the crocus." "No. But I met a man from Albany who overheard the cau-c is." I chimed. "Why do nun s ear? universally, I mean?" she Inquired. "Oh. the're not at all partlculsr whether It's that strong or not." 1 assured her. "Bui why?" she Insisted. "You might as well axk. 'Why do men marry?' In fwct, the matters are almost synonymous ". I hesitated to an ignoble p use. 1 don't see the similarity at all," she remarked, coldly. Well, you've never been married," I re torted. "It Isn't so," she declared, Indignantly. "The similarity part, I mean." "I read that a judge made a man wear" I began. "Just think of a judge encouraging him!" he breathed. "Swear not to cuss his wife kiss his wife, I mean. You've got me all rattled," I complained. "What do you think of that? Made him take' pledge not to kiss Ms little wlfey for a' year." "Whose wife Is he going to kiss?" she Inquired, quite Innocently. "I have met husbands who are figuring on moving into that judge's jurisdiction," I added. "They may get Into hot water," she Warned. "Well, I read that at Poughkeepsle hot Vater In considered a cure for insanity," Vf etorted. 'The trouble with most men Is that they try to give a Prinzess Irene Imitation," she announced, scornfully. "I know the answer, but Just to humor J-ou why?" I queried. "What's a Prinxess Irene Impersonation?" "Sticking at a bar all night." she napped. "Oh, husbands frequently go home when Loretta's Looking "Oh, wise young Judgel how much elder art thou than thy looks!" wu Hhylock'a omment on Tortla wisdom. But If I could answer the question you aslc me, I should be ao much "more elder" than I ever expect to look that an Egyptian mummy would look as. If Just come from the beauty doctor by comparison. Something In your letter makea ma think you are one of the sisterhood who seek ad v fee promiscuously. Tou dlsouss your family affairs with any one who betrays a listening mood. Tou rattle the hones of your family skeleton In the face of every one who shows even a Tifui interest In domeatlo anatomy. Will you tell me what possible rlht you have to ask other people to make up your jiWnd for youT Tou might Just as well f them to make your bed. as briefly as many pages can be trans lated, your letter saya that your brother met a girl who claimed to have fallen In love with Mm at onoe. Men suocumb this Is an aside, not a part of the letter to flattery like that. He courted. Bhe seemed III, but refused to see a physician. Then he had nervous prostration and told your brother that his lack of attention to her caused It. i'They i that she knew It, married. And It w-as discovered she had consumption all the time and which explained her unwillingness to consult a physician, tou say your brother Is afraid of contracting the, disease History of Transportation Copyngnt, 1911. by Union Taclno Ry. Co ) 4Com piled by Charles J. Lane and D. C. Buell for the Union Pacific School of Kallroadlng for Kmployes.) (Continued from Yesterday.) The great Impediment to the development of better and safer track at this time wss that the Iron Industry had not been de veloped to a point where any but short lengths of rail could be furnished. It was not until lS'JO that malleable iron rails came into use. These were rolled and were made In'lengths of from fifteen to seventeen feet and weighed twenty-eight pounds to the yard. They were of the edge-rail, fish-belly type, and were held In place by pedestaJs or chairs fastened to the ties or to stone supports. The usual width of the old tramroada practically determined the present gauge of railway track. The distance from out aide to outside of ths old cart wheels was usually five feet. The introduction of the edge-rail, one and three-quarter inches wide, and the placing of flanges on the Inside of the cart wheels gave a gauge width of four feet, eight and one-half Inches, the present standard. -)Mter a long unsatisfactory experience wilth the vartoua kinds of roadways and lllfferent types of rails, all American roads were quick to adopt the "T ' rails devised by Colonel Robert L. Btevens. president of the Camden Amboy railroad in 1S30. Colonel Stevens' Idea Involved a rail hav ing a head similar to that of the edge rails in use, but with a wide, flat base to the web, which he proposed to secure i the supporting blocks or rrossttes by "ok-headed spikes. There was no roiling III In America capable of making such iril. and Colonel Stevens went to Knaland secure them. He experienced consider able difficulty in making the necessary ar rangements, but lu 1K31 the first 6m) rails, fifteen feet I wig. and weighing thirty-six pounds to the yard, reached Philadelphia and were placed In the track of the Cant- V 1 V! ""N "I.OVE YOU LOVE YOC!" other place is closed I declared, "Opera seats will be higher at the Metro politan next year, I see." she ohnerved. "I wonder If opera hats will go any lower?" "It wouldn't hurt if opera gowns were a little higher," I suggested. Then dismal creaks proclaimed that somebody was shaking the furnace. "Maybe it Is shaking vlth laughter," I surmised.' "That Ih the neglected fire of spring into which you can your winter robe of re pentance fling.", she explained, edging In some of Omar's choicest. "Nothing doing! that's a brand new benny," I protested, looking for my over coat. "Oh, very well," she acquiesced. "But I repeat, I would not endure a swearing husband." "Not if he swore," I commenced, with appropriate gestures. "No," she Interrupted. " that ha loved you loved you loved you?" 1 continued, dramatically. "Oh! well, that's different. Your story interests me." she smiled. "But what's your right hand sawing the atmosphere ao violently about?" "Oh," I didn't let my right hand know that my left was merely asking a hypo thetical question." I explained. (Copyright, 1911, by the N. VY. Herald Co.) Glass - Held Up to the Chronic Advice Seeker J and of giving It to others. Then, you ask if there are grounds for a divorce.. Frankly, I throw up my hands and an swer nothing to that particular query. I have not taken a course in law and 1 am not a handy book of Information. But I can aay something to you that may be of service. 'Don't talk so much. And talk exclusively to the right people. You need a lawyer, not Loretta, to help you with your tragic problem. I have been hammering away at the de ception that girls practice. ' I might do a good deal more violent pounding with the Inspiration of your sister-in-law's dishon esty at hand. But I will not. I shall talk to you. s Do not cheapen and degrade what Is really a difficulty dignified by Its dreadful ness. Do not talk over "her" deceit. Do not hash and rehash the means by which she has won your brother. Nothing can be more " painful to a woman than the thought that her husband haa turned from her to his family, which Is antagonistic to her, for sympathy. Of course, your sister-in-law had no more right to assume that position than a crippled ship has to take on passen gers. But, for mercy's sake, take care that you do not cultivate In your brother a woman-tempted-me-and-I-dld-eat spirit. Stop talking about private affairs In a pub lic way. Peek trained advice and remem ber that your own self-respect demands den & Amboy railroad. The rails were at first laid upon stone blocks, having their ends secured to each other by Iron tongues riveted through the stem of the rail. Sub sequently, the weight of the rails waa In creased to forty-two pounds per yard, and they were laid on wooden cross-ties and connected with fish-plates and fastened to the ties with houk-heuded spikes. Mr. Stevens was the inventor of both the fish plates and the spikes. Further development in railroad construc tion consisted simply in improving on the general Ideas In use at this date and in substituting steel for iron- and wood wher ever practicable. The name, "Tramway," la used at the present day in referring to metropolitan street rsilways devoted to a passengur carrying business. The first street-railway in the United States was put in operation in 1S32 in New York City. It ran up Fourth avenue from Prince street to Harlem, and was, of course, operated as a horse car yne. Ths next line was built in Boston in lKM, but It was not until m: that street railways came into general use. Then came the cable line. The first prac tical adaptation of this idea waa made In San Francisco by Mr. Hallldie, who. in 167.'. opened the Clay street cable line. The system was adopted In Chicago about ten years later, and about the same time was applied to the working of the Brooklyn bridge traffic in New York. The electric line succeeded the cable line. The first electric street railway is said to have been auccessfully experimented with at Springfield. Mas , In the early H'i, but the records are not clear on this point, and accepted authorities state that the first electric line In the United States "was operated between Richmond, Vs., and a point twelve miles distant. In lbl (To be Continued.) i$0 x t2T ,'i CM Ter 7tMpos Hi' III 1 "'S"e all re s If-Vny wwfwwvf M M I rAsr0SLL silence on so personal a question. If you have this habit of general con fidence, you will be asking some one to advise which man you ouRht to marry. I have known such girle. And the men do not like It. Just remember that you have a little character disease that needs watching quite as much aa your sister's consumption. 'Mrs. SisE-jCEMT & & 5P EASTiLg. HAT DA, I know rr's just JUT tmt A EXCHANGE,! V: J .... f v .it in nut irv; n n fpow: tAfcie..yu look Nor tot "THe thleiNtN-r reri iua j-iiub ..,,.. Nubs of So-called burglar-proof glass, made In France, withstands revolver bullets and blows from a mallet The fsmous Hoosac railroad tunnel In Massachusetts will be electrified at a cost of about $1,000,000. Nearly $3,000,000 will be spent for the encouragement of agriculture by the Dan ish government this year. Receiving official forecasts by wireless, several coastwise steamships on the Atlan tic display weather signals for the benefit of vessels they meet. For the first time In the history of the Industry of that state, Ohio mined more than 30.000,0n0 tons of coal last year. There are more than 200 species of minute Insects that Infest and, If not discovered In time, destroy books. The world's gold output now aggregates about $1,260,000 a day, of which South for. Nirey Another, tsrj spent' KXJLISHLY, TAKSf THAT BVHAGE BACK. GET what she wants THE MONEY THE CVtR. HAVE Nf Vfi. GOT WbMAW ) 1 ft aav i. - r i i - IF tr IP WC CVtR. EXPE.C.T r f TO HAVE rVNYTHINA VfV fy g'vtt. GOT TO SAVtl , ,7 : " v- i- easaw) J Knowledge Africa provides more than one-third. A simple test for the purity of sugar Is to burn It. If pure, fire will entirely con sume it; if adulterated. It will leave an ash. A flat rubber tube, capped at each end as Is a water bottle, has been devised for surgeons to use as a hot water bandage. In a new two-story steel bridge In Por tugal one roadway Is suspended from a steel arch and another Is carried on top of it A pair of window fasteners placed on the under side will hold Wether an ex tension table not equipped with locking devices. Improved sanitary conditions are said to have Increased the average life of a resi dent of Berlin nine years In the last thirty. "Breakfast trains" to accomodate late sleeping suburbanites are being tried out by some of the railroads entering Ixndon. AND PUT EXPECT rNYTHlN& TO SAVE WHAtTS- mm c OK v m Bus is Le Day We Celebrate April 19, 1911. Xante and Address. Irene H. Albach, 4216 Firnim St... Zeta Anderson, 721 South Eighteenth Madeline Adams, Florence, Neb Emilie Brandes, 2425 South Twenty - Deda M. Brown, 3810 Charles St ttdward Bushey, 1633 North Twenty-third St.. Viva Anna Craven, 915 South Thirty-seventh St Florence Cerney, 1457 South Fourteenth St.... Charlotte F. Deerlng. 1120 South Thirty-flrst St Eva Frederlcksen, 958 North Twenty-fifth Ave.. Barbara Grehard, 2010 Dorcas St Pearl Gilllspee, 2712 Caldwell St Carl Hoyt, 2821 Dewey Ave Florence B. Hood, 1945 South Eleventh June Hart, 2210 Frances Jsom, 42 Sherman Ave. 36 Lake St. . . Delia F. Jones, 1809 Chicago St.. Fred Kirkland, 2710 Seward St , Mildred L. Lite, 3025 Hascall St Gladys M. Lindberg, 824 Hickory St Robert Llndell, 704 North Thirty-third St Rosie Lehotyah, 1221 South Second St Anna Laursen, 3018 South Nineteenth St Vinton Myers, 2015 Ohio St Stanley Mravenec, 1224 South Fifteenth St Gustave Marus, 3109 Boulevard Ruth Modlin, 3640 Grover St Edgar J. McAdams, 2629 Caldwell St Mary Oddo, 1223 South Twenty-second St lason 1901 Emery C. Peterson, 1816 North Eighternth St Lake 1899 James Proebsting, 412 South Forty-fourth Ave Columbian 1901 Dorcas RauBch, 2702 South Twentieth St Casteliar 1904 Catherine Ranson, 3320 Lafayette Ave . FrankHn 1899 Mamie Splesberger, 3011 Mason St High 1894 Hortence Splesberger, 3010 Mason St High 1894 Linnea M. Strom, 4252 Farnam St Saunders T904 Ferrand R. Sutherland, 518 North Eighteenth St Central 1899 Pearl Smith, 1814 Chicago St. Central .....1903 James Smith, 4618 North Thirtieth Ave Monmouth Park.. .1902 Edith C. Tllton, 409 South Twenty-fifth Ave Farnam 1898 Verne W. Vance, 3859 California 8t Saunders 1900 Gladys Lulu Wisler, 1041 South Forty-eighth St Boals 1904 Mattle E. Warner, 5921 North Thirty-fourth St. ... Monmouth Park.. .1898 Lizzie Wakenlght, Forty-second and D Sta Windsor 1900 r- Tabloid History Qeorge Washington at the conclusion of his second term as president attended the inauguration of his successor, John AcIhius, on March 4, 17!7, and then retired to Vir ginia. John Adams, who as second presi dent of the United States thus ushered in the. third presidential administration, had served as vice president during both of Washington's terms. Adams secured the federal candidacy over Hamilton largely because ho com manded the indispensable New Kngland vote. The result of the election show-Pd 71 votes for John Adams, 68 for Jefferson. M for Pinckney, 3ft for Burr, 15 for Samuel Adams and the rest scattering. Adams hnd only three more electoral votes than Jef ferson, who thus secured the second place as vice president. This mennt a federal president with a republican vice president. John Adams served through a stormy time. Kngland and France were fighting each other and lost no chance to Insult the new and feeble United States. France claimed that our treaty with It obligated us to support It and aid In the defense nf the French West Indies. Washington had Insisted on strict neutrality and Adams fol lowed him. The French government permitted depre dations to be committed on American com merce and ordered our minister. Mr. Pincfc ney, to leave France. President Arams Immediately convened congress to consider these outrages. Three envoy were sent to France, but they were not received. London Crooks Steal American iMcks Kngllsh confidence men do oceanlonally find an American easy mark and get away It. A recent cae in a Ixmdon court developed these facts: A Mr. Malley. after a visit to Ireland, arrived In Txndon, Intending to spend a few days before returning to America, At Euston station a well dressed young man accosted Malley and asked lilm the way to a certain place In the city. Malley said that he was a stranger himself and was looking for lodgings. ' The well dressed young man thereupon said his name was Corley and took Malley to a house. Mr. Malley chatted freely about himself, and Mr. Corley in his turn said that he was a cattle man from Aus tralia spending a few days in Ixmdon. On Monday Corley called upon Malley and the two started off to see Buckingham palace. On the way they saw a man in front nf them drop his pocketbook. After that it was the old, old story. Cor ley restored the pocketbook to the stranger, who thanked him profusely, started a con versation and aald his name waa ratrlck O'Brien. Mr. O'Brien confided to Messrs. Malley and Corley that he had just Inher ited (100,000 and pulled out a big wallet, which he sad contained tw.000. He de clared that In return for the honesty dis played by Malley and Corley in returning him his pocketbook he would make them agents fur the distribution of money to the poor of their respective countries. Mr. O'Brien then suggested a drink an I the trio mad for a publla house. Here O'Brien handed over to Corley what looked like a Bank of F.ngland t'J note, som a h ( : R - " 1 v. ' " ' ' i" fii mm k mmij FIjORENCK PKRNKT, 14i7 South Fourteenth Street. School. Saunders . . Leavenworth Saratoga . . . St CftHtellar ... Year. ..1898 ..1889 . .1900 . .1897 St. . fourth Ixin g 1903 . Kellom 1895 .Columbian 1900 . Ctmienius 1904 . Park 19n3 .Kellom 1902 St. Joseph 1908 , lllfih 1892 Farnam 1898 St Lincoln 1899 Lake 1903 .Long 1904 Central 1899 Long 1899 Windsor 1902 Lincoln 1898 Webster .) 1895 Train 1902 Vinton 1903 Lake 1904 Comenlus 1901 Bancroft 1901 Windsor 1899 Kellom 1897 of the Presidents -J r. This insult excited Indignation throughout the country, which was at once put In a state of defense by congress authorizing a standing army and a naval armament. Hostilities by sea commenced and the Re dded stand taken by the Americans led to overtures which resulteij In a treaty of peace in 1800. Toward the close of Adams' administra tion a fierce struggle took place between the two great political parties, federal and republican. When the electoral votes were counted no candidate had the required majority. The election, therefore, went ta the house of representatives, by whom JefferBon was chosen president. (Copyright, 1911, by the N. T. Herald Co.) J slight recompense for the trouble he would be put to In distributing Mr. O'Brien's charity. At the same time he suggested that Corley should prove his trust by al lowing Mr. O'Brien to hold his money for a moment. Corley consented without hesitation. O'Brien received the monew, and even dis appeared for a moment. He returned like an honest man, much touched by the con fldence placed In him. He should give a similar proof of his confidence and Malley handed over his money, and even his watch and chain. First O'Brien and then Corley dlsap. peared. After a while Malley realised that he had been done and took his atory to th police. With the exception of his experience and i cents his new friend had left him nothing. A Hflnht f lliriraltr. It was on a suburban train. The young man In the rear car was suddenly -addressed by the woman In the aeat behind him. "I'ardon me, sir," she said, "but would you mind assiotlng me off at the next sta tion? You see, I am very large, and when I get off I have to go backward, so the conductor thinks X atn trying to get aboard and helps me on again. He haa don this at three stations. "Collier's. Worse Than Late. "Apparently," said Subbubs, "the 7:S1 Is 1st this morning." "Worse than that." replied the station agent "I afraid If th lata lamented 1.14 ,' There' been a wreck up the road." Ex change, 1 r 1 '"a T V Xl U ' :" 1