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THH BKK: OMAHA, PATt'UDAY, 'ArftTL 1.'). 1011.
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. IJke the plagues of Kpypt. one domestic I
dynasty followed another In tho household
of the Tost Graduate Husband. a j
. Some cook camo In nir to adver- j
tiaements; others, the most Incompetent, j
were recommended by supposedly hdprui
ftfjnd. f
Kor three days the kitchen of that Inno
cent, auburban household had harbored the
village cut-up, who had brought the strong
est kind of reference from an elderly
irialden, who, knowing a nothing whatever
of her, had been willing to commend her
for- everything In the conscientious way
tiiat Women have.
Finally the Amateur Wife decided that It
wns utterly unelees to depend upon local j
sources of supply for a servant. 8he muxt
go to town and select a trusty retainer
for herself. The I'oat Graduate Husband
had triiHj and failed. "She would show
him. The superior Judgment of woman
would triumph where man had failed.
To Her Husband the most annoying thing
bout His Wife's self-confidence was that
events usually justified It.
And on the morning when she Journeyed
to lwn Vlth Mm to carry out her pur
pose he wax not in the least surprised
When, an hour after they had parted, she
called him up to say that she had found
the pearl of pearls the Kohlnoor of Cooks.
"f he's French she doesn't speak a word
cf Kngllsh, and J'm coming In on the first
train tomorrow to get h,er. the only
reached America day before yesterday and
he brought a trunk and wool mattress.
8he said she heard there were no wool
mattresses in this country and so she
brought R along. Isn't that cute, and In
teresting, and exotic?" gurgled His Wife
"Humph," groaned the Post Graduate
Husband. "I'll bet you she never shows
up."
He was ever reticent over the telephone,
but that night while striving valiantly to
est the dinner prepared by His Wife's fair
V hands ho unburde
V "What on earth
,with a French co
"Weren't our expi
hands ho unburdened his soul.
th did you think we wanted
cook?" he asked. Irritably.
xpenses heavy enough when
we had a .woman who spoke our own
language and naturally had some regard
for our feelings and bank account? You
know how those foreigners are! They
think all Americans are millionaires. Even
with Mary McGoogan our bills wera be
yond all reason!"
".should say o!'' His Wife ejaculated.
"W hy, the last week she was here we had
seven doaen eggs! Now, you know, dear,"
she added thoughtfully, "eighty-four eggs
for three persons in one week la not prob
able it isn't even plausible!"
"No," agreed the Post Graduate Hus
band, ''but I'm sure our expenses will be
loulled the moment you place an Ignorant
foreigner In charge of the kitchen."
"i hope Just the contrary," replied His
Wife, with more than her customary firm
ness. "I am stir the washerwoman used
to get a doten eggs from Mary every week,
.Kronen-women are thrifty and I'U be very
much disappointed If aha doesn't save at
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.Undoing of Mr. Uplift
U PI LAFAYETTE FARK9.
!'t believe that doctor is right who ad
vises folks to have a hobby If they want
to live long," begins Mr. Uplift as his
First Born, the autocrat of the Harlem
flat, strolls In for the dally verbal handi
cap. '.
"Count me In on that hobby stunt," ex
claims young Mr. Uplift, languidly prying
.a cork tip from his cigarette case aa he
alnks Into the easiest chair.
"He says It takes one's mind away from
toll and worry." continues Father.
' "Anything that will help a gink sidestep
work will certainly get your little Willie's
O. K.," approves Bon.
V "Borne folks lake up a different line of
Lvoik outside of business as their hobby,"
freiates Father.
f "So I've heard," admits Son. "I read
about one chap who crocheted doilies when
he didn't have anything else to do. That's
'my notion of no kind of a hobby to take
up for fun. A stunt like that Is all right
If a fellow Is runnnlng for office on the
anti-tufrragette ticket, but outside of that
1 can't fall for It."
"This doctor tells of a noted mualclan
. who collects watches as a fad," goes on
l ather.
I , "here Is a bunch of chaps In this little
J old town who do nothing else for a liv
ing," says Son. "One tried to pinch mine
coming up in the subway tonight, but I
managed to catch the time while It was
flying. He told me I had such a frank,
open face, he wanted to see if I carried
.the same kind of timepiece. Believe me,
f ( fc. Ann An, .. w, .av.
, v i ,j , iia uv imivuu vim v 1 1 at l uuj
'Jie had an Ingrowing face like one of those
dollar tickers that made Maiden lane
famous." . , . ,
"Of course," Father objects, "there Is
such a thing aa carrying a whim too far."
"I let this gink carry his to the door of
the car before I started In to hint bis feel
ings by changing the map on the front
elevation Of hla marble dome," describes
Bon.
"Women are especially recommended' to
cultivate hobbles so they can keep up an
active Interest in life," urges Father.
"The damea are ao busy cultivating
hobble skirts and some of the other fifty
seven varieties," asserts eon, "that I don't
see where they can dope out a place on
the card for any other entries."
"Well," aungects Father, "he tells of
Fight for
Babies are not wanted In London flata,
and as a rrsuU a three-cornered fight is
lu liimdvin. It is a fight for exla
i u m-e between flat landlords, parents and
babies. The flat landlord says that one
howling baby la enough to empty a whole
blouW of flata. and aa that means his ruin
be declines to permit babies la his flats.
The parent says that he cannot afford to
live anywhere eaceut la a flat, therefore
his refusal, untci hla extmiunatloa aa a
parent.
And.' of course, the 'baby's main griev
ance is 4het under theee circumstances his
ance of getting born et all la diminishi
ng ear by year. For the moment tha
lat landlord ' appears to be getting the
best of the fight, and the parent hunts
the streets for a flat whsre babiee are al
lowed, and Is thankful tf he finds one,
even though the terms of his laaae bind
him to put down an extra thick felt, lest
the neurotic tenant below be disturbed.
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flAtME .THAT WOHiW DAREO TO TOUCH
rue Butt Ei?, ;
least her wages on the housekeeping bills."
"Dream on!" exclaimed Her Husband,
bitterly. "Dream on!" and said no more.
Next day the new cook, her trunk and
the globe-trotting wool mattress arrived
In Mountalnvllle.
8he could cook divinely. The menu of
her dinners read llge a passport to heaven!
Kvery evening the Post Graduate Husband
was Introduced to some new culinary mas
terpiece, but Invariably, as ha praised Its
excellence, came some disquieting reflec-
! tlon as to Its cost.
"She certainly can cook." K observed
on evening as the buxom and black-eyed
Marie pattered down the basement stairs.
"but Just wait till the butcher's and gro
cer's bills come In! I'm afraid, my dear,
we're rather poor to affo.-d the luxury of
such a first-class chef."
The Amateur Wife smiled mysteriously.
"Don't worry about the bills in advance,"
she answered lightly. "We'll know the
worst soon enough. But you should have
seen Marie's face, when I told her to give
the washerwoman her dinner!"
As though answering to the utterance of
her name, there was a Sudden clutter upon
the stairs and a flashing, heaving and
highly enraged French woman burst Into
the room. '.
"Madame! Madame! Come quickly!" she
called excitedly. "That woman has dared
to touch the butter! I have explained to
her that butter Is not for the domestics,
but she understands not my language! It
Is a crime a fin! As long as I have been
In madatne's house I have never once eaten
of the butter."
The Amateur Wife smiled triumphantly
at the Port Graduate Husband, who was
lost In utter admiration.
"Bay," he remarked contentedly as Maria
disappeared, "she certainly Is a cracker
jack! I'm glad. I discovered her."
(Copyright, 1811, by the N. T. Herald Co.)
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No Hobbjr Ared
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OW C80CHeTCtJUE$ JtZ A W8&
one wpman w ho got a great deal of pleas
ure by collecting postage stamps."
"All the skirts are winners at that coir
lectins game," argues Son, "and take It
from me, they get a bunch more fun out
of It than the boys who have to give up.
If any wlfle can't lift a little change when
she goes through hubby's pockets collect
ing stampa, she's apt to lose ber card in
the Housewives' union. Married men don't
call that kind of work a hobby," empha
sizes Son, "they call it graft."
"There are any number of little things a
married woman can take up for a hobby,"
bellevea Father.
"Carrying up coal for the kitchen range
Is one very pretty little idea that I have
to suggest," Son promptly offers. "That not
only takes up her time, but is fine exer
cise, at the same time keeping hubby's
temper in check by saving him from such
sordid toll."
"Wealthy men, of course," Father goes
on, "have a much wider choice when It
comes to selecting a hobby."
"Hlghto!'' agreea Bon, "but at the same
time even us poor white slaves can alwaya
take up that most popular whim of the
day."
"I don't think I've heard about that,"
confesses Father.
"Exercising the goat." concludes Son, as
he beats It for Broadway.
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tho Babies
and on the understanding that the number
of the family be strictly limited.
But this combine between landlord and
parent on a basis of compromise unfavor
able to the other babies ran only' be a
temporary arrangement and already the
babiee are putting up such a strong fight
that garden cities with amall cottages are
growing up right and left around the big
English towns, and the flat landlord will
soon be advertising "family flats " . t
Date te Hesncaaaer.
Taper was flrt made from linen in
Glass windows were first used for 11$ht
In 110.
Weaving of woollen cloth started In Eng
land In 1341.
In 1X2 lead pipe began to be used for
earning water.
Chimneys became a part ef house con
struction as early as 11S.
Gunpowder was discovered In 1331, and
guus were Invested la 1X71.
MirrlUtns Jesas.
8t. John, 1:!: "Behold the Lamb of GodV
John the Baptist Is the speaker of these
words. I do not believe that we speak
rashly when we say that, aside from the
Adorable Trinity. John the Baptist Is one
of the most unique characters of the entire
Bible, tie undoubtedly had a tremendously
hard place to fill. It was he more than
anyone else that marks the transition from
the old to the new dispensation. Transi
tion is difficult for the most of us. As It
were. John stood with one foot upon the
Old Testament and with the other upon
the New. But he was thoroughly qualified
for the task, and we must be filled with
admiration for his simplicity and genuine
ness of character, fully able to cope with
the task set for him to do.
Tha words of the text express the life
principle of this great man, and this
thought la also expressed In the words of
the subject. "Advertising Jesus." The busi
ness man knows the absolute necessity of
advertising In secular business, and after
all there Is much analogy In the commer
cial and sacred aspect of life. Let us notice
the subject under a threefold division:
First, the aim of advertising Jesus. The
one word that expresses the aim more
than any other ia information. We all
know that it Is of supreme Importance In
our earthly business to he Informed con
cerning It. It Is also at once evident that
they who know not the Gospel must be
Informed or they will remain in darkness.
When "an angel of the Lord spake unto
Philip, saying, 'Arise and go toward the
souH. unto the way that goeth down from
Jerusalem unto Gaza.' he met an
"-Ethiopian eunuch." The Kthlopian man
very likely waa religious, for he was read
ing the Bible. Philip asked: "L'n
deratandest thou wVat thou read-
est?" And he Said. "How can I,
except someone shall guide me?" After
some conversation we are told that Philip
preached unto him.' In the tenth chapter
of Romans 8t- Paul testifies that his
heart's desire concerning Israel Is that
they be saved. He Says: "They have a
seal for God, but not according to knowl
edge," "for whosoever shall call upon the
name of the Lord shall be saved." But
how shall, they call upon him In whom
they hk"Ve not believed? and how shall they
believe In him-whom they have not heard?
and how shall they hear without a
preacher? anl how shall "they preach ex
cept they be sent? In these Instances the
argument Is information. A prodigious re
sponsibility Is upon us that we who' know
passion to the one who does not know
that which has been of such untold value
to us.
Another aim of advertising Jesus to
nourish. There must be a shepherding of
tha flock or the seed of life will die. We
have the command thrice from tha Lord
Himself that Pater should feed the flock
of Christ. W of this land are not so much
called to tell of Jesus to people who have
never heard of Him, but nourish the seed
already planted. Second. Tha method of
advertising; Jesus. It Is at ones evident
History of Transportation
(Copynght, 1011. by Union Pacltlo Ry, Co.)
iCoiuplled by Charles J. Iane and D. C.
Buell tor the Union Pacific School of
Railroading for Employes.)
(Continued from Yesterday.)
The engine, "Locomotion No. 1," was
notable because of the fact that the pis
tons were linked dlreotty to cranks on the
driving wheels, thus doing away with the
toothed wheels previously employed. This
engine on Its first trip hauled a train
made up of thirty-four wagons, an aggre
gate weight of about ninety tone, at an
average speed of five miles per hour, and
a maximum speed of twelve miles per hour.
Notwithstanding the flattering ahowlng
made, this locomotive waa employed only to
a small extent on the road, It could not
Lrompete In econoray with horses and was
only used to handle a portion of the coal
traffic.
Locomotives were In disfavor at the time
It became necessary to decide on the kind
of motive power to be used on the Liver
pool & Manchester railroad. Stephenson,
after much persuasion, finally prevailed
on the directors to consent to a public
trial of locomotives, open to all, for a
purse of tiDO.
On April 25. 1829, the conditions of the
trial were published and were as follows:
- First The successful engine shall ef
fectually consume Its own smoke.
Second If its weight Is six tons, It must
be capable of drawing after It, day by day,
on a level plane, a train having a gross
weight of twenty tons, Including tender
and water tank, at the rate of ten miles
an hour.
Third The steam pressure must not ex
ceed fifty pounds.
Fourth There must be two safety valves,
one of which must be completely oui of the
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Loretta's .Looking
It Is hard to refuse a beautiful vanity
box with a seductive reason for not doing
it In the shape of a monogram in fresh
water pearls '.
"If I do not take his expensive gifts,
some other girl will. I know girls!"
That la what you say to yourself. And
you DO know girls. Only you confine the
application ef your knowledge te "other
girls." You carefully refuse to admit that
you know yourself.
On an occasion like this, with the vanity
bog dangling enticingly before you, you do
not want to know yourself. You keep up
that senseless "other girt" argument, en
couraging yourself to accept ths gift.
'Most girls say to take all you can get.
And I believe it is the right way. Some
body else will get what I do not take.
And I might ae well have It. Besides,
my monogram la on It"
' It la dona You tke the expensive gift
unites .
A eecobd thought comes! How does the
S. X. Tartan, Faator of St. Luke's Luth
eran Church, 85th and X Bts., Bo. Oinahe.
that the method cannot be the same at all
times. Tet we can see two main lines run
ning through It all. We either make
Christ known by word or deed. The two
ways must be employed by each Individual.
The one Is lame without the other, fit.
Paul says In Homans, "with the mouth
confession is made unto salvation." And
In Matthew. "Whosoever therefore shall
confess me before men, hltn will I confess
before my Father which la In heaven.
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father
which Is In heaven." This scripture Indi
cates strongly that confession by the
mouth la essential. It does seem contra
dictory to believe In something and be so
quiet concerning It, that the mouth will
never express the Inner conviction. It Is
certainly the spirit of the entire Bible that
every individual will at some time make
an open confession for the Lord's side.
But the word testimony has a wider ap
plication than mouth confession. We must
advertise the deed. If we are not true to
our confession our influence does not
amount to anything. The Savior ever de
nounces, the hypocrite In scathing terms.
Emerson said: "What you are speaks so
loud that I can't hear what you are eay
Ing." Third The result of advertising Jesus.
It develops the one that gives and the
one upon whom tho giving Is bestowed. I
care not In what sphere of life, anything
not used will soon become unfit for use.
We can not In any definite way arrive
at any true estimate concerning results.
Our motto ought to be, do our duty and
leave the result with God. Tet sometimes
to take a backward glance la interesting
and profitable. For instance, had some of
our great reformers of the sixteenth cen
tury been derelict In their duty. It li
hard telling wljat the world might be
today.
In the last place, It gives peace with God
What an inexpressible joy to anyone. We
sometimes speak of earthly satisfaction or
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reach or control of the engineer, and
neither of which can be fastened down.
Fifth The engine and boiler must be
supported on springs and carried on four
wheels, the total height not to exceed fif
teen feet.
The. trial opened October 1. 1S29. Four
engines were entered, but only three of
them competed. The track on which the
competition took place was only one and
one-half miles long. Each engine had to
traverse this track back and forth ten
times, thirty miles In all. On October 14
the prize waa awarded to Stephenson's
Rocket, the only one of the engines that
fulfilled the requirements.
The fcuccess of the Rocket In this com
petition, which is remembered as the
"Ralnhlll trial," silenced further opposi
tion to the use of steam locomotives as the
motive power of railroads.
The Rocket had a cylindrical boiler six
feet long and three feet in diameter. Ex
tending through the lower half of the
boiler were twenty-five copper tubes three
Inches In diameter; these formed a pas
sage from the firebox to the stack. There
was an outside firebox surrounded oy a
water space. The firebox was three foet
deep and the grate was three feet wide
and two feet long. The Inclined cylinders
which wore fastened near the rear of the
boiler were eight Inches In diameter and
had a stroke of sixteen and one-half Inches.
The driving wheels were four feet eight
and one-half Inches In diameter. Draft
was created by passing the exhaust steam
from the cylinders into the stack. Thia en
gine weighed about four and one-half tons
and hauled thirteen tons at a speed or
twenty-nine miles an hour
(To be Continued.)
Glass - Reflects Girl Who
man think, how does he feel about the
delicately disguised gieedineua with which
girls snap up his gifts?
If he has time and taste and money you
can make up your mind that there Is no
no particular novelty to blra In having hla
presents taken. Why not give him a new
experience In having one refused?
Girls are regular grabbers! They take
the flowera th he sends and count the
number of roses. Why not offer a little
opposition to his generosity? Tell him that
you hesitate to accept flowera In bunches.
Ask him to Bend you a single roue. It
him see that you have sense enough to
value the thought that .the one flower
would Indicate more highly than you do
the dollars that paid for the doaens.
Inktead of deliberately turning yourself
Into the pen with the "herd" of other girls,
select an exclusive place of your own. Be
a class by yourself.
Lots of men have the notion that girls
want expensive glfia And they get the
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of earthly p ,uo. ilut lh- iesult of truly
advertising Ji: passes ih into another
realm. A satisfaction that :s more serene,
a peace that la mote rnduring. Let ua re
member that e nre the "nichltects ol our
own fortune. "There a one tnlnd common
to nil individual men. Kvery limn Is an
inlet to the same and all of the same. lie
that Is once admitted to the right of reason
Is made a freeman of the whole entaie."
Failure Is ours only If we make It such
Our life is dull only If we make It no.
"The highest duties nft are found
I.yinp on the lowest ground.
In hidden and unnoticed ways.
In household works, on common ilajs."
Uur lives are Hones; God writ's the words.
And we set them to music at pleasure;
And the song grows glad, or sweet, or sad.
As we choose to fashion the measure.
We must write the music, whatever the
song,
Whatever Its rhyme or meter;
And if It Is sad we can make It glad.
Or If sweet, we can make It sweeter.
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Nubs of Knowledge
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Great Britain Imports 10.000.01 apples
a
yenr.
Two-thirds of the world's supply of tin
Is produced by Malaysia.
Eight years are required to bring the
average cocoanut tree into bearing.
The population of Japan is Increasing at
a rate of about half a million a year.
Municipal tramways of the United King
dom employ more than 60,000 persons.
On January 1 Philadelphia and Its sub
urbs had a telephone for every eleven res
idents. Lime was one of the earliest materials
used to Improve the soil, being mentioned
by Plato and TUny.
Acetylene torches for use In dense fogs
have been supplied to the Paris police.
If the bottom cellar step be painted
white It will save many a fall In the dark.
Spain makes only about 40,000 tons of
paper a year; hall of It for the use of
printers.
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Pranksome Spring
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Yes, the gentle spring Is here.
You can tell it by tha gear
Of the ambient atmosphere.
You can tell It by the Jokes
Nature plays on trusting folks,
Making spring a Jolly hoax.
Morning genial as a spruce
Running full of vernal Juice,
Evening colder than the deuce,
Morning sun all full of glow
Driving off all thoughts of woe.
Evening Just a touch of snow.
Every prospect fair to see
Say from 9 a, m. to i.
Filling all our hearts with glee;
Then In spite of all our trust
Comes along a windy gust
And our eyes fill up with dust.
On the lawn the robin sings -- -Happy
songs of genial springs
While he flaps his pretty wings.
Later on he's not so pert,
bits a-shlvering and Inert,
Ulad of his red flannel shirt.
Strawberries come on the scene
Looking pallid, sour and green.
In the spring air, nipping, keen.
When the gardener blithely goes
Down to cheer the thirsty rose,
Lo, there's lea upon the hosel
So it goes from A to Z,
Somehow ruther seems to me
Spring ain't what the poets sung
In the days when I waa young.
Ain't no longer being sprung!
A. Suffering Mann, In New York Sun.
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The Easter Message
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Afar In quaint old Brittany
A lieHritelt tale is told
A legend of the lily's birth
uy peasant sages old.
The message that the folksong bore
Is true this taster day,
Lends hope to those who hear Its words
And cheers life's darker way.
"Years back. In yonder pleasant grove,"
Thus speaks the graybeard seer,
"A tree there was which lives no more;
A punishment severe
Once killed Its growth, for from Its grain
Was cut the fateful cross.
All verdure drooped and all mankind
Felt burdened, with the loss.
"But that Despair should not enthrall
The guiltless on the earth.
The lily's bloom s balm grew bright,
A token of His worth;
And as the blossom's birth was marked
Its light ahotie clear above
The darker lines of sorrowing life
So Hope was sent through Love."
'Tia true today; this Eastertide
A Joyful note should bring.
Take thou a text from Calvary,
Of Iteuurrectlon sing.
Cling thou to Hope the flower proved
Its llKht would banish gloom
And let thy smile all sorrow end,
Ae did the lily's bloom,
i A. V. 8. In New York Telegram.
Eefuses Costly Gifts.
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idea direct from the girls themselvee.
Girls do love to be seen wearing costly
trophies that indicate their subjugation
of a male. And they have a bad habit
of being more proud of reducing a rich
man to paying toll than a poor one.
They ought to be ashamod of regarding
any man's gifts as signs of their power.
But they are not! They should have finer
feelings than to Judge a man's heart by the
price of his flowera.
Why not conquer your barbaric love of
display? Why not disturb this particular
nan's belief that he has only to offer a
high-priced novelty to have It instantly
annexed? Why not refuse the vanity box
because It Is too expensive?
The thermometer of his appreciation
will show its mercury fairly reeing up
ward. And here's a prediction? If you
are not already engaged to him and you
want to be! you may Just as well decide
In which corner of the parlor you would
rather have hi in proposal
This is b e
Day We
Celebrate
April 15, 1911.
Xanio and Address.
Ruth Armstrong, 13 15 Spencer St
Isadore Abraham, 95 7 North Twenty-fifth
Barah Alexander, 1 4 4 U Soulu Fourteenth
IDorlB Alkin. 404 North Thirty-ninth St
Wilbur W. Bradley, 618 South Twenty-HPventh
Frank Hieninato, 1214 South Twenty-second St.... Mason 1903
Sam Cohen, 720 North Sixteenth St Cass 1897
Charles Curry, 2626 Seward St High 1895
Lena Deflllips, 1010 South Thirteenth St Pacific 1896
Herbert Firth, 1735 South Eighteenth St Comenlua 1897
Clark R. Ferree, 612 South Twenty-seventh S Farnam 189e
Charles K. Festner, 3532 North Twenty-elRhth St... Howard Kennedy. . 1899
Thomas Palmer Finley, 3602 Lincoln. Boulevard Franklin 1901
Jacob Gavenan, 1016 Davenport St .Casa 189
Bessie H. Getty. 2206 North Thirtieth St Howard Kennedy. . 1902
Evangeline Gale, 2212 Ohio St ;Lake 1901
Irene Goth, 1714 Castellar St Castellar ........1900
James Getty, 2206 North Thirtieth St Howard Kennedy. . 190 1
Leo J. Haley, 611V4 Pacific St.. Pacific 1904
Marion Hamilton, 2318 North Twenty-second St.... Lake 1901
Raymond Harbour, 2305 Sprague St Saratoga .. 1905
Albert Hehn, 2103 Ohio Et Lake 1897
Mary Haller, 2812 Poppleton Ave .High 1895
Erma Jones, 3848 Hamilton St High 1894
Benjamin Jackson, 2608 Patrick Ave Long ........... .1906
Bayers Knight, Rod and Gun Club ' Lake ....1900
Irene' Kurtz, 3407 Cuming St Webster 1898
Gertrude C. Kennedy, 2625 South Fifteenth St St. Patrick 1899
Juliet M. Llndskog, 4227 Ohio St Clifton Hill 1900
Leo Milder, 1716 Cass St -....Cass 1905
Bell Markovitz, 2521 Seward St Long 1896
Roby McClure, 1740 South Twenty-seventh St Park 1900
Elizabeth Pollries, 2727 South Ninth St St. Joseph 1901
Pearl Paddock, 5540 North Thirtynfth St Saratoga ,.1895
Helen Rosen, 2618 North Twentieth St High 1894
Ellen Rosen, 2618 North Twentieth St High 1894
Clara Rofsky, 1811 Lake St Lake 1896
Everett M,. Rogers, 2124 Emmet St ..High 1892
Anna Szazesney, 5709 South Twenty-fifth St Im. Conception .... 1903
Leon Smallwood, 2411 Burdette St Long v ...1905
Cornelius Sullivan, 2846 Binney St Howard Kennedy. . 1899
Leo V. ghouse, 1007 South Thirty-sixth St Columbian 1897
Harry Selders, 2201 Seward St Kellom ........ ..1895
Arthur B. Swlnton, Fortieth 8t. and Curtis Ave Central Park. .:. ..1901
Marie O. Smith. 15 46 South Twenty-seventh St. ... . .Tark ..1897
Howard P. Scott, 1546 South Twenty-eighth St Park ...189!
Theodore R. Shogreen, 4328 Frankll'n St Walnut Hill 1903
Frances M. Trebilcock, 4526 Decatur St Walnut Hill ...... 1898
Claude Vinson, 2715 South Fourteenth St.' Bancroft 1900
Ernest A. Wolff, 2624 Bristol St High 1896
Ruth Warson, 3330 Parker 8t ....Franklin 1904
George Walker, 1414 North Twenty-fourth St Kellom ...1898
Btanistaw Zaracki, 2309 South Twenty-seventh St.. Ira. Conception. ... 1903
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Some Silhouettes of the
BY BOBBIK BABBLE
"Forty days are over now,"
Says Trivia, with unclouded brow,
"ISo I, In latest btyio arrayed.
Will Join the Easter day parade!
From head to foot completely new,
I'll flaunt upon the avenue
In new spring toilette, spick and span,
To please that fickle creature Man!
"How welcome was the 1-enten rext!
Now that It's gone, I find new seat
In all the crowding social jpys,
The harmless flirting with the boys,
The tea and gossip with the girls
Who, under pompadours and curls,
Connive and agonize and plan
To please that fickle cerature Man!
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"What was the texl? Oh, I forget!
There's Polly Brown she's wearing yet
That old black dress she wore last spring;
When will she shake tho shabby thing?
She's short on taste, but long on mind.
Borne morning she'll wake up and find
That smiling lips and beaming eyes
Have conquered noble men and wise
tilnce Eve. long, long ago, began
To captivate that creature Man!
"The pretty girl, with eyes of brown.
Who keeps demurely looking down
Who captivates and flatters Jim
Knows Just the way to manage him.
She seems so innocent and kind,
But bloee her heart, since Time began
She s the sort thaw captures Man.
"Helghho! I wonder with a amils
Whether the effort's worth the while;
Men Full
A London nerve specialist in discussing
a statement made reocnuy vy lAira eei-
borne that "men aa a whole are quite aa
emotional as women, has expressed an
emphatic opinion that men are by nature
more emotional than women. Only by c n
turlca of training and hard fighting, he
said, bad men acquired the power of sup
pressing their emotions and resisting the
desire to burst Into tears.
The author of this theory even suggested
that man's real place waa the homo, and
that women, who can face a crijls better
than men because they are leea emotional
and possess more native presence of mind,
should be the breadwinners.
"The old established opinion that women
are more emotional than men is really a
fallacy," he said. "Men are more inclined
to shriek and become hysterical during ek
citjng, trying times than the 'gentler six.
"Women have the reputation of 'losing
their heada' In emotional crisis, but this
is quite a mistaken Idea In sudden emer
gencies, sudden illnesses and leal danger
women always shlae.
"Men have not that natural and Instinc
tive preeence of mind which women pos
sess. If the truth were told, the majority
of men would confess that tholr emotions
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.Comenius ,.1901
St.
High ,..1896
St...Farnam 1897
Sidewalk TheiTr
For, sfter all Is said and done,
It's Just a man that haa been won;
So free from 'Intellect' and 'mind,'
Inconstant, selfish, hard to please;
Loving himself and loving ease!
Yet we keep on as we began,
To captivate that creature Man!"
(Copyright, 1911. ly the N. Y, Herald CO.)
of Emotion
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are more susceptible, more eaally muvtd
than those of their wives,
"Man's coolnebs and apparent nonchal
ance on exciting occasions la only surface
deep. Jnwardly he lu trembling with nerv
ousness and emotional fear. 1 venture to
say that the majority of women on similar
Occasions would be perfectly self-possessed,
and mentally calm and alert.
"In my experience women are on ths
whole harder hearted than. men. Woman
does not feel ao deeply as a man; she Is
not so susceptible to the Influence Of otheg
people."
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Delusion
A young couple appeared not long agq
In a prayer meeting In a middle-weal
town and requested the minister to marryf
them. Tho service was interrupted tq
oblige them, and after the ceremony they
took a front seal while the regular meeting
resumed. A hymn was then given out thai,
had evidently not been selected with, this
Incident in view. The opening line aald
"Deluded souls that look for beaven.'V
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