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Council Bluffs Invincibles Easy Prey for Pa's Colts; Players Are in Good Trim
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COLTS TAKE EASY YICTORY
Pa's Boys Run Over Invincible! in
Lively Match,
PLAYERS IN PROMISING FORM
l.nt Worbi Fnll Mat- laalaas, IMtch
ins Good Hall All th While
Onnalag's Arm Worfca
Arcaratrlr.
Omaha, .
Council muffs, 3.
Th Rourke's bunrh of Colt had llttls
trouble In getting away with the name
against the Council Muffs InvlnrlbU-s
yesterday afternoon. Opportune hitting,
coupled with clever base steeling brought
Omaha's score up to , while the boys
from acrofia the rlvar managed to get a
total of 1
In the arly part of the (fame the Omaha
players were careless and whanged away
at any old thing. In an endeavor to htirrv
the name along. But when they found that
the Council Bluffs team was taking ad
vantage of the loose playing, they squared
off and played real base ball at the bat
for three or four Innings, until they had
enough runs to be safe.
The weather was ideal, and the first
real warm base bal weather found the
Colts In good condition, although Kneaves
and Graham were out of the game on ao
count of Injuries. Lots, the able bodied
Roiirke player, worked nine full innings
and pitched a good game, allowing but four
hits, whloh were nicely acattered, passing
four. Ward, the youngest player on the
team, waa given a tryout In a real gam
and made good. In four times at bat
ha hammered out three perfect hits, one
of which waa a two-bagger to the right
field fence. Tie accepted five chancea at
short with but one error.
Oondlng also worked a few Innings be
hind the bat and played a consistent gams.
Ills arm was In good condition, and th
Council Bluffs players were afraid to at
tempt many steals. Patton waa not needed
on the mound, and waa put In the umpire's
bo.
Council Bluffs went to the bat first.
Brewer landed on th first ball for a hit
to center, and took second on Kane'
error of Phillips' grounder, and went to
third on a wild throw. lie cam horn for
th first acor when Robinson led off
first and drew th ball to that place.
In th second Inning, Kyi waa hit by
a pitched ball. Hs took second on Kranl
ger s hit to center, went to third and cam
home on a wild throw to first
Tie goo re In Ircoad,
Omaha cam back In th last of th sec
ond and tied the score. Kan reached first
on a hit through pitcher, going to second
on Schlpke's hit and coming horn on
Ward's hit to the same place. Schlpke
acored on Lots' fly to Brewer.
Omaha scored again In the third. Pick
ering took first on Boync's failure to catch
his high on. Ha took second on Schoon
over a hit through Hornbach. The two
men Scored when Kyle threw the ball Into
th bleachers behind the third sack. King
hit safely over short and went to second
on Kan' grounder. Schlpke singled to'
center and th two romped horn when
Ward lifted the ball to th right field fenc
for a clean two-bagger,
Two mora runs war added to Omaha's
already big list in th fourth Inning. Pick
ering aingled to right and cam home on
Bcboonover'a double to right. The latter
. romped across th plate on King's hit to
ljCt. In th sevsnth th Colta garnered
Vthe laM run when Kane doubled to right
took third, on an error by Kyle and acorad
on Ward'a hit to right.
Council Bluffs got Ita last run In th
ninth. Brewer was walked to first, forced
to second, went to third on Robinson's fly
to Anderson and scored on King s error,
The cor.
OMAHA.
AB. R.
II. O. A. E.
0 1 0 0
1 J I 0
I 1 0 0
3 4 1 2
1 I O 1
2 110
3 4 4 1
0 0 2 0
0 0 0 0
1 3 0
14 27 13 1
H. O. A. K
2 0 0
0 13 0
0 3 3 1
0 S 1 0
0 0 3 1
1110
0 5 2 0
1 t I 0
0 10 1
4 24 11 3
Anderson, rr &
Pickering. If 6
Schnonover, of 4
King, 2b 4
Kane, lb 4
tfchlpke. lib 3
Ward, ss 4
Oondlng. e. t
Agnew, c 1
IxU, p 4
Totals T t
COUNCIL BH'FI
A B. K.
Brewer, lb t X
Phillips. 3b o
Robinson, a S 0
Peterson, rf 4 0
Kyle. 2b I 1
Hornhack. p-rf 1 0
Hanson, p-rf S 0
Kranlger, c 3 0
Boyne, cf 4 0
Totals 28 I
Omaha
Runs 0 14
Hits 0 14
Council Bluffs
Runs 11
Hits 110
too
4 0 0
0 0 0
110
109
t 1-1 i
0 1-3
0 04
Two-base hits:
Ward, fcichoonover. Kane,
Pickering, Hornback, Wild throws: Kane,
Kyle, l'uiwcd ball: Agnew. r'lral base on
balls: Oft Lots, 4; off Hornback, 1; oft
Hanson, 2. Hit with pitched ball: Kyle,
Kranlger. Hits: Off Lot, 4: off Horn
back. 7 In three innings; off Hanson, I in
six inning. Hlruk, out. By l.ots, ; by
Hornback, 1; by llaason, 5. Ift on bas:
Omaha, 7; Council Bluff, t. Double plays:
Omaha, 1: Council Bluffs, 1. Klolra bases:
Ward, Hchlpk. Phillips, Kranlger. Time:
1:44. Umpire: Patton.
AMATEIIl BOXERS AT BOSTON
Nlaslr-Tn Entered la Preliminaries
tot Championship.
BOSTON, April U. The annual national
boxing champloiuhlp of th Amateur Ath
lell union began her last night with a list
of ninety-two entrants In th preliminaries.
Ninten bout war held, whll several,
specially In th heavyweight class in
which, there were no trials, go into the
final tomorrow pn byes. The 116-pound
class waa the most popular, getting seven
of the matches. One of the aurvrlsea of
the evening waa the defeat of Gilbert Gal
laot of Chelsea by Frank Hufugle of the
National Athletic club of Brooklyn. N.
T., la the Impound class. Another In
teresting bout waa th defeat of John
Crwwley of Pawtucket. R. I., by Julius
Leaaler of th National Athletic club of
New York, by a knockout In the third
round la the 106-pound claas. The finals
will b boxed tomorrow night.
Athletics Lose to Baltimore.
BALTIMORE. April PL In a benefit
game her today for the family of the late
' Ml" Nlohol the baltlmore Kaatem league
club defnated the Philadelphia Americans
by th score of i to 3.
PertaJnlna- lo th Prone.
w ar toia that there is aanger or a
corner In prune. Whereat the thoughtleas
Will smile ana the unregenerate . otf
Th fact la. the prune haa Buffered un
justly becauae it haa been posed with those
time worn properties cf the humorous stays.
the goat, th umbrella and th mule. The
alarm io. k haa endeavored to crowd It
self Into thla motley group, and so haa th
piufan parrot, but the modest prune Is
mere entirely snainst its will.
The prune has Us failings like all the rest
of ua. and It has Its good points, too-like
fw of us.
Anyway, don't you believe all you hear
in us aiviavor.
Tbank you. another email helping, plrtae.
leteiana 1'iain ieair.
Enter the Bee' Pooklovars" Contest noi
Ak-Sar-Berrs King to Lead
Rooters at Opening Game
When the ump. (alls "play ball"
to open th Western league Season
in Omsha he will notice seated In
on of the front boxes a real king.
Ak-Sar-Ben's merry monarch, com"
monly known as Everett Bucking
ham, In real life the genial general
manager of the I'nlnn tock Tarda
company at South Omaha, striving
to keep his dynasty to the foro, was
the first In line to buy box seats
for the opening game and that he
will Iiae good backing with him
when he challenges the umpire 1
evidenced by the tact that lie bought
fifteen seats.
Buckingham has been a base ball
fan for many years. In the olden
days, when he handled all the cars
for th L'nlon Pacific, he and Kd
Ulckenson, then general manager,
were regular attendants at all the
games.
Omaha Is going to try hard to
win that opening game, and fore
most of the rooters will be th
Ak-8ar-Ben king. All Omaha is
also preparing to turn out for the
opening, which Is scheduled for
April 21.
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Injunction Issues in
Grandstand Seat Case
Pa Rourke Enjoined from Interfering
in; with Seat Company Install
ing Old Seats.
Judg T. C. Munger, in the United States
circuit court, has temporarily enjoined the
Omaha Bas Ball club, and W. A. Rourke,
until further order of th court, from In
anyway interfering with or preventing the
Diamond Hlearnajr Beat company from re
Installing Its cushion seats In the east wing
of the grandstand at Rourke park. The
complainant Is compelled Ao put up a bond
of 11,000 before h can proceed.
This give th Diamond company the
privilege to go ahead with The work of
Installing seats In that portion of the
grandstand a per a contract, which the
complainant claims to have been made.
The Diamond Bleacher Seat company
owns the cushioned seats, which were in
the grandstand last year, and for which
they received th extra 10 Cent which wa
charged for them. Th plan was a profit
able on to th Diamond company and tt
wants th same profit this year. The seats
were taken out when the old grandstand
wa torn down. When th new grandstand
went up th cushion seats .were not In
stalled and the Diamond people took the
matter to th courts.
Interscholastic
Meet at Aberdeen
High School Students Will Have Two
v Days' Contest in Athletics and
Declamation in May.
ABERDEEN, P. D.. April 11. (Special.)
An Interscholastic high school athletic meet
and declamatory contest will be held In
Aberdeen on May 12 and 13, at which a
large attendance I expected. Th program
will begin on Friday morning, May 12, with
the preliminaries to the hlh school meet.
On Friday afternoon atudent ropresenta-
tivea of the Bllendale, N. D., Normal school.
Redfleld college and th Northern Normal
and Industrial school of Aberdeen Will
participate In a track meet.
Friday evening th high school declama
tory contest will ba held In the normal
auditorium.
Saturday morning there will be a game
of base ball between the Northern Normal
and Industrial team and probably the Red
field college team. In the afternoon will
occur the finals In th high school track
meet. At 7:90 Saturday evening th medals
will be awarded th winners at the normal
auditorium and at 9 o'clock that evening
there will be a reception at the women's
dormitory of the school for the visiting
students and teachers.
ROURKES TO MEET BELLEVUE
Collrae Nine to Jump Into Fnst Com-I
pnny Wednesday Afternoon
at Koarke Park.
Collegiate base ball playera will match
their skill against Pa Rourke' professional
ball tossers at Rourke Park Wednesday,
the Bellevue college nine having signed up
for a game with the Omaha. The Rourses
believe that they can come out better In
their college contests than Tom Fair-
weather's Sioux did with Mernlngslde col
lege. The Mornlngslde lads llck.ej.Tom.
Bellevue's team has only five old men
on Its list this year, fowler, Ktookey.
Ohman, Halderman and Astschuler, being
the veteran quintet. The remainder of the
equad, although promising green material.
needs lots of training, and may be caught
napping when Captain Hchipke's squad
begins Its antics.
The game will be called at 3:30 p. m. with
th following lineup:
Omaha.
Position.
...First ....
. ..Hecond ,.
...Third ....
.. Short ....
,.. 1-eft
...Center ..
... Rinht ....
...Field ....
...Catch ...
... Pitch ....
... Pitch ...
Bellevue.
Fowler
Quackenhush
Ktookey
... Astschuler
otiinan
Mastin
i-Uepp
c'utti
.. Halderman
Quackt-nbuah
Kane
Graham
Hihlpke
Knfave
Pickering
King
Anderson
Schoimover
Agnew, Oondlng.
Keeley, Rhodes..
Durbln
BESELIN MIXERS TAKE TWO
Pete I.ocha Win All Three of Their
Contest from the ht.
James.
The Bx-selln Mixers took two out of three
game from the Derby Woolen .Mills. Dick
Schneider had high game. 202. and Hlggina
had high total, 664, for the Beaelln Mixers.
Lemon had high game, JC. and high total.
n. for the Derby Woolen Mills.
Oa the Metropolitan alleys last night the
Pete Lochs won all three games from the
8t. James. In th first game the St. James
gave th Loch a merry chase, Just losing
out by eleven pin. Wilson hit the pins fur
a 230 score. Tonight Omaha Blcycl In
diana aalnat Brot.egaard Crown.
Phillies Win Kaslly.
PHILADELPHIA. April ll.-The Phila
delphia National league team scored an
easy victory over the University of Penn
sylvania nine today. The collegians' field
ing waa erratic, while the lualor leaguers
performed without an error. The score:
K H R
Pennsylvania OOOOfOOot 2sg
Philadelphia ..30433010 it 13 0
llMterles: Pennsylvania. Im'av and
Conns; Philadelphia. IWebe. Kchultt. Alen
andcr. Thomas Imoln, Moran McDonough
and Jackley. Umpire: Connolly.
On another page will be found th rules
governing the Booklover' Contet.
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KVERETT BUCKINGHAM.
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Doane Athletes
Are-Keeping Busy
All Kinds
s of Sports Occupy Young
f College at Crete Two
Men of Collegi
Ease Ball Teams.
CRETE. Neb., April u.-(8peoiai.)-The
athletes of Doane are Improving every op
portunity to get out The two lawn tennis
courts are full about all the time and
Cockle, Dawes, Goodall, Gates, Love.
Fatnan, Kellogg and Rife are showing! up
well. The girls' tennis court, near Oaylord
hall, Is al.w used occasionally.
There are two complete ball nines, and
there Is a real game of ball every evening
after preliminary practice. Prof. Jlllson
Is coaching the second nine and Coach
Price handle the regulars? Bronson,
catcher; Kretslnger. A. Wendland, Cockle,
Hubenbecker and C. Wendland, pitchers;
Gates, first; Krebs, second; Moorman,
third; C. Wendland. short; Love, left;
Eaman, center, and Korab,s right, are hop
ing to get on the first nine, but Davison,
McMillan, Burton, Btuit and Duncan are
trying hard to supplant them.
The track boys are also showing form
even this early. Griffiths Is after the
hurdles; Candlee, Corbitt, Nutxman and
O. Mickle are on the run; Goble and Bron
son are throwing the weight and Harry is
sprinting. Coach Price is giving his men
careful training and is showing up as the
best all-round coach Doan ever had. As
a consequence th boys are very enthusi
astic and are working hard. One or two
of these student have shown a little In
terest in v golf, but thla sport la mainly
carried on by college professor and mer
chants of Crete.
A ball game between the Create nine that
la being worked Into shape, and the college
boys 1st booked for some day thla week.
GIANTS Rl'N OVER JERSEY CITY
New York Gets Its First Taste of Base
Ball Weather.
NEW YORK, April 11. The first touch of
anything like base ball weather here came
.with a warming aun yesterday and two
of th three local club of the major leagues
played and- won exhibition gamea on their
horn grounds.
Manager McGraw of the Nationals put the
regular team In the field against the Jersey
City Kastern league club and overwhelmed
the latter, 16 to 5, scoring ten runs in the
third Inning. Mathewson pitched seven
innlnga and was found for eight acattered
hits. Raymond finished the game with two
hits.
The Booklyn Nationals had harder work
In beating the Newark Eastern leaguers.
The game went eleven Innlnga, with three
Brooklyn pitchers In the box, to a 4 to 3
score.
President Thomaa J. Lynch of the Na
tlonal league will announce tomorrow the
assignment of umpires for the opening
games.
Following are the acorea by Innlnga in
todays games: R.H.E
New York .... 2 0 10 0 2 3 0
0 16 19 2
Jersey City... 0 00300110 6 10 3
Uatteiies: Mathewson, Raymond, Wilson
and Myers; Walker, Kissinger, Butler and
Tonleinan. It. HE.
Newark 0010000200 0-3 6 2
Brooklyn 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1-4 3
Hatteries: Cleart and Parket; McAllister
and McCarthy; Kucker, Hchardt and Bell,
Uergen and Urwln.
WHAT ISCHr1sTIAN SCIENCE?
Amendment to Paper la Knit Will
Bring Qurstlou Before Courts
to Be Decided.
BOSTON. April 11. An amendment which
is naeiy m uima mo ui ni intj
Christian science rengion is squarely do-
rore me uuuiw i i vw maun iu win papers
In the auit crougni in iew nampsntre. by
the son and adopted sou of Mrs. Mary
Baker Eddy against the executor of her
will and officers of the First Church of
Christ, Scientist, of Boston.
hornier i nitea states senator VMlllam
a r. o
E. Chandler, chief council for th Iplaln-
tiffs, today announced he will fight an
amendment attacking the validity of
residuary clause as 'uncertain." Mr.
Chandler sain tne grouna to be taken
would be that whereas Mrs. Eddy left her
property for the promotion of the Christian
Science religion no one knows exactly
what the Christian science religion Is, so
that unless this matter Is determined by
the courts the residuary clause I void
because of uncertainty.
A hearing Is expected next week.
ROBBERS OVERLOOK $10,000
Ksttr First National Hank of Dayton,
la., and Serare Only Three
Handled Fifty Dollar.
FORT POrmE, la.. April 11. ("pet-lal
TelfKTam.1 Robrx-rs a ho entered the First
National bank at Dayton early this morn-
Ins: secured, ISO in sliver, but left I10.UI0
untouched and escaped, leaving; no clue
and arousing no Inhabitants, by using ex
plosives to open th safe door. The first
blast did not affect the door of the safe!
where the bl . deposits were, and the rob
bers left, evidently frightened away. One
week ago the town abolished the office of
night watch.
On another rage will be found the rules
governing the Booklove.rs Contest
Cane Beat Vatversltr.
CHICAGO, April 11. Th Chicago Na
tlnnal loague base ball club defeated th
I niversny of t int ago club here today, t
la L
RAIN MAY MAR OPENING DAY
Boston Alone Looking for Clear Sky
for First Game.
TAFT RECEIVES ANNUAL PASS
President Will Orrany Bos la Front
How at American I. regie Park
In Waahlnaton National
I'mplres Assigned.
Where They Play Today.
National tveague Brooklyn at Boston
Philadelphia at New York. 1
Cincinnati. 6t. Ixmls at Chics
Pittsburg
at
ago.
American league New York at Philadel
phia. Huston at Washington. Chicago at
Detroit. Cleveland at Ht. lxiuls.
NEW YORK. April 11. Of the eight cities
which have been selected for the opening
game in the major league base ball season
tomorrow only one la reasonably sure of
fair weather. According to messages re
ceived here tonight briefly predicting the
local probabilities Boston alone la looking
for a clear sky. V
The Detroit fans are most In fear of
showers. Cincinnati and Chicago also look
for light showers, and there are "aossl
bllltlea" of rain In Washington, Philadel
phia and New York. Ht. Louis reports
rain tonight, with a cloudy aftermath prob
able tomorrow.
Notwithstanding the Interference which
the skies may threaten the day la expected
to be a warm on In every city except
Boston, where the promise of clear skies
Is discounted by predictions for probably
a cool day.
Bandits Loerve
in Attempt tO Md Up
m , , , ,
iram on umana noaa
Lantern on Track Stops Engine and
Brakeman is Fired Upun
in Rear.
ST. PAL'U April 11. There waa an un
successful attempt to hold up Chicago, Ht.
Paul, Minneapolis & Omaha train No. 6
tonight near Mldvale, alx miles from hers
Th engineer noticed a red light on the
track ahead and stopped the train
The fireman, going ahead to Investigate,
found that the lantern rested on several
railroad ties piled across the track. The
brakeman, who went to the rear to protect
the train was fired on.
Only one shot was fired. The track was
cleared and the train proceeded to Chi
cago. Officials think that the would-be
holdup men did not have the nerve to
carry out their plans.
Judgment Against
Hatters Reversed
I Circuit Court of Appeals Overrules
Damages of $232,240 Assessed
Against Union.
NEW YORK, April 11. The long land
ing controversy between the Danbury,
Conn., hatters and the United Hattera of
North America, was brought up again to
day by a reversal of the judgment for
3232,240 which Loewa & Co. of Danbury ob
tained as damages for the union's alleged
boycott of the hat manufacturers' Inter
state business.
The United Statea circuit court of ap
peals, on a writ of error reversed the judg
ment of the circuit pourt In Connecticut
and set It aside, ordering a new trial. The
verdict upon which judgment was originally
entered was practically directed by the
court, which left to the jurors merely the
matter of damages, as the "only question
with which they could properly concern
themselves." The Jury assessed the 0am
ages at 374.000, which, in accordance with
the conspiracy provision of the Sherman
law. the court trebled
MORE DOUBLE TRACK FOR I. C.
President Markham Tell of Im
provements n Prospect In Coarse
of Tonr of Inspection.
NEW ORLEANS, April ll.-Double track
from New Orleana to Chicago, one of the
largest Interlocking plants In the south at
Harahan and nearly 32,000.000 worth of steel
cars are among the Improvement for th
Illinois Central railroad recited by Prest
dent Charles H. Markham In an address
I before th Progressive union here today
President Markham and other officials
of the Illinois Central have been ha
since Sunday on an Inspection tour. They
will depart for Chicago tomorrow.
HURON GIRLS ARE KILLED
Alalna and Anna Loeffrl Meet Death
In Runaway at Wagon Moaaa,
tVew Mexico.
BANTA FE, N. M., April 11. Two Bisters
aizina ma Anna Loeffel of Huron, 8. D..
nuini loaay in a runaway at Winn
Mound, Mora county. The girl had been
i visiting ineir rawer, William Loeffe!, and
were awaiting the arrival of their hrnthr
nev. bmory Loeifel of Huron and hi
bride.
I Sonflower Philosophy.
A man always says fishing 1 good Just
"V.r" ".'"
s ""iiinii anB nun in i iron r r
man It usually means that he l. tlrarf f
her.
1 . 1 ou t ten now mucn a student knowa
la. ......
to keep from looking bored when you feel
"
If you must speculate, speculate on the
probability of people on Mars, and It won't
cost you anything.
rso man should cultivate his thirst to
point where he will bresk off the neck of
the bottle instead of waiting to look about
lor tne corkscrew.
Whll most of the modest women von
know will decline the harem skirt, many of
them win continue to be the man of tha
house Just the same. Atchison Globe.
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Jwt, -JVrfect Fitting
MAM BY
fyt jtm ao n nCm
Glossary of Golfing Terms
BAFP To strike the ball with the "sole'' of the i lubhead. In playing, and so
send the hall In the air. v
DKA 1 A lull Is snid to be "dead" when It lies so near the hole that the
"putt" Is a dead certainty. A ball Is said to fall "dead" when It does not run
after ailKhtlng.
DRAW To drive widely to the left hand. Identical In Its effect with hook
and pull.
FOOZLE A bad. bungling stroke. Did you ever foor.le?
GOBBLE A rapid straight putt Into the hole, such that had the ball not
gone In, It would have gone some distance beyond. A dangerous stioke when
the score Is close.
HALF 81 IOT Less than a half swing. Also a descriptive term of physical
condition.
HANGING A hanging ball Is one that lies on a downward slope.
JEItK In "Jerking" the club should strike the ball with a downward stioke,
and stop on reaching the ground.
LIFT To tske the ball out of a hazard, and drop It or tee It behind.
LOFT To elevate the ball.
MADE A player Is said to be made when his ball Is sufficiently near th
hole to be played onto the putting green, next shot.
M1S8 THE UtiOHE To fall to strike the ball, either by swinging right over
the top of It or by hitting the ground behind. It Is counted a s'roke.
PUTT A short stroke, generally made on the green around the hole.
PRESS To strive to hit harder than you can with adequate accuracy of aim.
P RETT To play the delicate game close to the hole. The same as "putt"
In a sense.
RLB OF THE GREEN A favorable or unfavorable knock to the ball for
which no penalty Is Imposed, and which must be submitted to.
RUN To run a ball along the ground In approaching a hole, Instead of loft
ing It.
STEAL To hole an unlikely putt from a distance by a stroke which ends
the ball only Just the distance of the hole.
STROKE The act of hitting the ball with the club, or attempt to do so.
WRIST SHOT Less than a half shot,
QUARTET OF SHARP WITS
Caught In the Aft, nn Killril lllvlnr,
a Silenced Bore, and
Poor Lo.
The death of Dave Moffatt calls to mind
a story we heard about him In Denver ten
years ago. He went to Chicago. He was
lone, and when he stepped from the Pull
man Into the crowd on the platform a
aweet, fluffy young thing threw herself
Into his arms.
"Oh, dad!" she cried with a series of
estactlc hugs. "Oh, papa, dear I'm so glad
to oh!"
She perceived her error and blushed
painfully, but gloriously. "I I beg. your
pardon," she stammered. "I - - thought
you were my papa. I" and she tried to
escape Into the confusion. But the gallant
empire bllder would have none of auch.
He still held her firmly in a quasi paternal
embrace.
'I am not your papa, It Is true." he
whispered tenderly, "but I'm going to
play that T am for a while. Don't try.to
gat away from me my dear. I'm going to
play papa to you until the police come."
When the police came they restored Mr.
Moffatt's watch and diamond scarf pin to
him and led the struggling broiler away.
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Arthur Cavill, swimming Instructor at the
Multnomah Athletic club, Portland, some
times comes through with a keenly caustic
remark. Recently he sat with some friends
at the Helllg. just in front of a box In
which some near-society folk were having
a theater party. A very talkative member
of the box party was a nasal-toned young
Englishman, whose raucous voice was al
most continuously heard In a succession
of Inane small talk.
Cavill and his friends. Just In front of
the box( were having their nerve worn
to a frazzle, but all endured the ordeal
In silence until the foghorn tone were up
lifted In an Insistent Invitation to th rest
of the party to visit his sheep ranch and
partake of the hospitality of the sheep
camp.
"I should be chawmed, dontcheknow,"
the Englishman was saying, "to have you
drop In any minute, but send me a i word
ahead, dontcheknow, and I'll kill th fatted
calf."
"That would be suicide.'' said Cavill, all
too audibly, and throughout the rest of
hats
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the play there was peace. Portland Ore
gonian. Dr. John Wesley Hill, the New York
divine, Is almost as much Interested In
politics as he is In religion, and he is a
great friend of President Taft. On last
election day when Mr. Taft went to Cin
cinnati to vote, he met Dr. Hill In the rail
road station.
"How do things look politically In Ohio,
doctor?" asked the president.
"Fine!" said the doetor with great en
thusiasm. "I doubt that," commented Gus Karger,
a newspaper correspondent, who know all
about Ohio politics.
"No reason to doubt," objected the di
vine. "Why, I've made ninety-four speeches
In thla state myself, and If It goes demo
cratic I'll be ashamed to stay In the United
States."
That night when It became known that
Ohio had gone over to the democrat by a
tremendous majority, Karger wa till In
Cincinnati and th president and Dr. Hill
were on the train speeding eastward.
This Is the telegram Karger sent the
president:
"Ohio has gone democratic. Put Hill off
the train." Popular Monthly.
The late Green McCurtaln, chief of the
Choctaws, had a high opinion of th busi
ness astuteneas of whit men.
"No Indian can get the better of a pale
face," Chief McCurtaln said to a Outhrie
reporter during the recent Oklahoma In
vestigation, "and when two paleface get
bargaining together, then It Is Just like
cutting diamonds with diamonds.
"Two Oklahoma palefaces once hunted In
my camp. They spent the evening with
me, and over the fir and th firewater
they began to barter and traffic and to
make deals and dicker. Finally Bill said:
" '6am, let trade hosses mjr bay for
your roan.'
" 'It' a go,' Bam agreed. 'The trade' a
go. Shake on It, partner.'
"They shook hands. Then BUI said, with
a loud laugh;
" 'Bam, I've bested ye this time. My hots
la dead. Died yesterday.'
" 'So mine dead,' said Bam. 'Died thla
mornln'. And, what's more, I've took his
shoe off.' "New York Tribune.
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ENGLAND LOSING ITS RELIGION 9
London lr--hrr Tell mfflriii it "
nn thrnari.
Rev. J. II. Shakespeare of London, while
In Washington recently. In speaking "f re
ligion in F.ngland. said: "England Is lixlng
down rellclon at an alarming rate Condi
tions thte are almost hopeless, and the
relist"" element Is beginning to despair
"The atmosphere," continued Dr. Shakes- J
peare, "Is not favorable to simplicity of be- I
lief or practice. The nilddle classes are on-
deigning a great change. There Is an '
abandonment of simple and sober living
and an Immense and alarming growth of
the week-end habit, in England we have
passed Into a mood of depression.
"The first duty of the church Is to Ita
own community, not to foreign fields. Yet
It seems to be easier for people to become
enthusiastic over a convert 3,O0 miles away
than one at home.
"Luxury and ease are gaining power
over the people of England. There ta a
loosening and loss of faith In the church.
We have had no religious revival since
Moody, and even he could do little If he
came now.
'The people are growing richer. Sunday
la losing Its significance, and may be said v
almost to be going out In England today.
People go away on Friday night. In ac
cordance with the week-end practice, and
play golf and tennis on (Saturday and Bun
day. The trouble Is that the people have
grown away from the Ideas of Puritanism
which prevailed In England twenty year
ago. The accumulation of wealth is me
nacing our nation." Washington Herald.
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