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Communications relating to new a and ed lional matter should be addressed Omaha bee, Editorial Department REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, espress or postal order. ;x)aul to The Wee Publishing Company, only :-cent atampa received In payment of ii. all account, i'ersonai checks except on Omaha and eastern exchange not accepted. - II ARCH CIRCULATION 48,017 Slate of Nebraska, Counly ot Douglas. sa: Dwlght Uilllsina, circulation manager of lh Itee Publishing Company, being duly uoro, aays that the average dally circu Uilun. lea spoiled, unused and returned 1 1. piea. fur the month of Alm-h, 1911, was S.ujr. . DWliiliT WILLIAMS. Circulation Maimer, fiiliscrtued In my presume and sworn to before ma this 21st day of March. 1911. tbal. ROBERT HUNTER. Notary Public. kaliecrlbere leaving the city tem porarily ahoald have Tk Be walled to thru. Address will be raaaged ats flea as reqeeated. It looks like Hlnky Dink forever In Chicago. How Mr. Bryan must envy Carter Harrison. Hey, there, you! Boss Bryan is till on the job. Mayor Dusse may noon buzs along about his own little business. We do not bear so much against bull fighting In Mexico these days. Will Tuesday's results In Chicago force another presidential candidate on us? The democrats want to bear In mind the distinction between parsimony and economy. April showers not only bring May flowers, but clean the streets as well. This helps some. It has leaked out that Mr. Him mergteln was hammered down with a bonus of $1,200,000. A Brooklyn child of 4 years- tried to commit suicide. More precocious than Boston children. How eloquently J. Ham Lewis' pretty pink 'una must have shaken when the returns came In. "Billy" Lorlmer's case Just shows what a man's friends will do for him without letting him know It. University extension work Is needed, but It must be carried on free from political complications. What puzzles most people Is why Mr. Murphy cast sixty-three ballots before electing Justice O'Oorman. The legislature Is commencing to give away state property, which la a ure thing that the end of the session Is at band. "Uncle Joe" may be occupying a rear seat on the bandwagon, but It will be a mistake for any ambitious "reformer" to overlook him. It must have been a but conspiracy that put our Congressman Lobeck In a back seat. Either that or some scoundrel stole his rabbit foot. Unde Jvj Canuou Is ready to give any man who will ask him the answer to the queatlon, "What shall we do with our ex-speakers?" Dare you. Tb rbe principal contributors to the Lorimer Jackpot are now beginning to own up, and may be the senate may yet have a chance to revise Its opinion. Mr. Bryan la again engaged in the laudable attempt to get his party to adopt his policies. He will be about as successful as he has been lu the past. It may be hard for a camel to go through a needle's eye, but It is easy compared with a ball player's ability ' to hold out after the dicky birds be gin to sing. Democratic papers boasting of party harmony are making much of the fact that Bryan and Harmon have met and shaken hands. Pugilists shake hands Just before the battle. With a peculiar blendiug of the tongue, J. Ham Lewis, Bath House John and Hlnky Dink declare that Harrison's election as mayor of Chi cago means the people's triumph. The special aeaalun of congress need noi besltate to repeal "Schedule K" on the west's account. The weet long since ceaaed to be woolly. Kansas City titer. But will It m?-N Tors. Herald. Yes, and not shrink. "Mr, Carpenter aaid that with the exceptions . of the Park commission and the Library board, no city depart ment aa administered in a buslness- llke or economical fashion." Tr.juioo! He left out the sacred Water board. A Justifiable Veto, (iovernor Aldrlch Is Justified In v toing the so-called "non-partisan" Judiciary bill, although some of the reasons he sets forth seem loo far fetched to deserve the Impor'ance i which the governor attaches to thorn. 1 Nebraska Is In no Immediate dancr of being made the appanage of - ny' Mpeclal Interest, and no one sliot:! I permit himself to be seriously wor ried on this point. The plea for a non-partisan Judiciary has been mad by the democrats many times, and always with the object of securing some partisan advantage It Is a gratuitous affront to the Intelligence of the people to suggest that our courts are swayed In their decisions by any consideration of party advan tage. Oovernor Aldrich forcibly calls attention to this fact. Experience has proven that political organizations are very necessary to the continuance of popular govern ment. It Is all very well to prate about removing this, thst or another office from the influence of partisan politics, but no such effort has ever been entirely successful. Men natur ally group themselves along common lines of thought, and with a common purpose in view unite to achieve its object. With this community of thought and purpose comes depend ence upon the partisan endorsement of the organization, and it is no dis grace to any member of such a party to rely upon Its endorsement when seeking official preference. In small communities where each man knows his neighbor thoroughly it Is possible for one to be chosen to office regard less of party affiliations, but this rule cannot be made to apply to a rtate wlde situation. To deprive a candi date of the advantages of his party's endorsement is just as unfair as It is to accuse him in advance of being so morally warped and Intellectually biased that he cannot fairly decide questions without first considering in what direction his partisan interest tends. Far more danger resides 'n the possibility of Incompetent and Immature judges reaching the bonch through the voter's ignorance of their qualifications than will be fouud in the partisan affiliations of any that may be chosen by prevailing methods. War that Benefits. Reports from railroad circles tell of a war waging between four great railroad systems for .conquest In the west. The Hill, Gould, Rock Island and Harrlman systems have gone Into a contest of building and Improving. This Is the sort of war the country wants and will willingly encourage, for, while it will bring its trophies to those in command, it will likewise benefit others the country In gen eral. Undoubtedly the announcement by the Harrlman system thst it had ap propriated - $75,000,000 for , exten sions to cover a period of five years has influenced the action, of the other transcontinental lines. Jt naturally would. So far as that is concerned, however, the race for supremacy In the west has been going on for years and It was accentuated when the Goulds dropped their new Western Pacific out from the terminus of the Denver & Rio Grande to the coast. Then Hill's determination to secure an entrance into the Harrlman do main and Harrlman's counter of in vading Hill's territory became a vital factor. The newest development In the ton test is the reported intention of the Rock Island system to increase its hold upon western business in tne south. It has been leas aggressive in reaching out than the others and that It has now decided upon a new policy Injects spirit and Interest Into the sit uation. The country will be helped with four transcontinental lines more nearly equal in power and facilities and there Is business enough to Jus tify them. But they will become tre mendous factors in developing the country and creating new business. Indeed, It would seem unreasonable to suppose that the railroads would heesltate to embrace such opportuni ties aa this era of expansion offers. With these at hand, It la no time to talk about retrenchment On account of liability to raise rates. Effect of the Lorimer Case. What most concerns the country now in the Lorimer case is its Inevita ble effect upon American politics. The final revelation' that $100,000 was contributed by special Interests for the election of the Illinois senator only makes more definite and em phasises facts in general about which most people had long ago made up their minds. It probably will change very few convictions. It is none the less Important, though, as ultimate proof. Much as Lorlmer's expulsion from the senate might meet the demands of Justice and popular sentiment, even that is of little moment as compared with the larger influence of this ob ject lesson. Few will attempt to say that it will not make for fair and purer politics, few will deny that it will not tend to destroy the possibility of such elections In the future, espe cially in Illinois. This Is a case where the power of publicity has accompllahed wonderful results. It has not, because of cer tain siaieter majorities here and there, succeeded In gaining certain apparent victories, but It will have achieved a victory in the long run which cannot be measured or estimated by the number of votes cast in a Jury room or a senate chamber. Those who have profited by this sort of exculpations would be foolish to boast of their triumphs. The side that has been defeated In these voting contests is the side thst has actually won. It is the side of right. This wilj appear more conclusively, perhaps, the next time the people of Illinois have oc casion to elect a senator. University Extension. Th tnf lllian rtn t K i a f t a, r rf .- .v 'lilnriBH fAlfMBIUIl lit VUff aW UD IT sm V . Lincoln on Wednesdsy Is susceptible of only one Interpretation. The au thor of the resolution frankly ac knowledged during the debate that it was not Intended as a blow at the unl- versity, but was aimed directly at former Superintendent Jssper L. Mc Brien, who had been placed in charge of the university extension work, and wag expending the money appropriated for the support of that work. The charges against McBrien are that his activities were not solely directed to the effort of arousing greater interest in the cause of higher education, or securing more popular support for Ne braska's great university, but that he devoted his energies chiefly to the ad vancement of partisan politics. The charge Is well supported by evidence. Mr. McBrien espoused the cause of a faction and gave it his unremitting at tention. He employed as apeakers for his bureau political workers whose views were in harmony with his own, and the educational efforts of these speakers were mainly devoted to the promulgation of their own particular ideas on politics. As a result the uni versity extension work in Nebraska became a scandal,. and the purpose for which it was intended was forgotten entirely In the resentment of the peo ple aroused by the narrow efforts of the superintendent and his assistants. Nebraskans are proud of the Univer sity of Nebraska and are willing at all times that It should have the most liberal support, but they decidedly ob ject to having a political propaganda carried on under the guise of "univer sity extension." Can the Peerless Leader Lead? Mr. Bryan controls the house or ganization, so he is enabled to turn his attention entirely to the senate, where a few recalcitrants are still kicking against the pricks. At the very outset he demands to know whether he is boss or not. His candor is ad mirable. If he is to continue as the "peerless leader," he roust lead and if he cannot lead with the consent of the followers, then he must prepare to lead without It. The boss objects to the Job the sen ators have begun In proposing to make Senator Martin of Virginia their caucus chairman. The man happens not to belong to that coterie of demo crats who take their orders from Mr. Bryan. He may be good enough in his way, but he will never do for Mr. Btyan so long as he presumes to do bis own thinking and his own acting. He may possess every faculty and qualification for a caucus chairman, but what boots it so long as he defies the oracle of democracy? If Mr. Bryan will not consent to let the forty-one members of the upper branch of congress name their own leader without his stamp of approval, who is vain enough to Imagine that he will ever think of letting the party name its candidates for the national ticket in 191 J' and select Its platform without his say-so? He is the same old Bryan, as Imperious aa ever, the best asset for fifteen years the repub lican party has had and we wish him well. Democrats may mumble their little protests to themselves, but let them not mouth them aloud. They had as well get ready for this man's dic tations, for they are coming next year Just as they have come this year and every year since 1896 when, upon his first defeat, many believe Bryan de termined that he would rule or ruin the house of democracy. Advice Worth Heeding. John Temple Graves, the florid orator-editor who watches things at the capltol for Mr. Hearst, gives the dem ocrats a bit of advice they might well heed. It is this: "It Is well for those who build great hopes on this demo cratic revival to caution moderation In national economy. It la possible to carry retrenchment too far." The democrats come into power In the house for the first time In fifteen years, piping the slogan of "econ omy." Already they are urging an Investigation of the republican admin istration to find leaks through which vast sums of money have needlessly filtered. They are going to pinch down so tightly on the strong box that not one penny will get out that la not absolutely needed for the purpose of running the government. This Is fine. The common people demand economy. They need the money. But there Is a difference be tween economy and parsimony. It Is well for the watchdogs of the treas ury to bear that In mind. It has been a long time since the democrats were in power and it takes a lot more money to run the government now than it did the last time they were bossing the Job. We are niovipg ahead and do not want to falter or stop our progress. As Mr. Graves points out, moderation In retrench ment is necessary. Just as necessary as it la in extension. Going to ex tremes In one direction is no better than another. It would be a fatal er ror to cut off approprlatlona that ought to be made.. The democratic party's record in office, though, warrants no fears of Immoderate economy. The party has frequently shouted economy as Us shibboleth. And that suggests an other wise thought how many pres idential campaigns has it won on that issue? The press dispatches said the Chi cago "silk stockings" did not all go to the polls to vote for Trof. Mertiam for fear of getting caught In the rain. They could not have been the kind i that "never rip. ravel or run down at the heel." Mr. Kohlsaat has lifted the lid and I ut tn Dm of tn m,n ho ,0,d mm iiuu.uuu nsa oeen put up 10 elect IiOrimer Does Senstor Culloni still think it would have been a crime ".. " Lorlmw? "Professor" McBrien may now pur sue his political activity unhampered by the thought that he is drawing his pay from the state. This condition will undoubtedly relieve blm of much embarrassment. Mexico will always have a kindly feeling for William J. Rryan. the man who tried to do something for silver fifteen years ago. Mexican Herald. Why didn't someone think of that before? The very man for Diaz's successor. Omaha's precious ($8,250,000) Water board has had Its Jurisdiction extended over the suburbs, but this mill not Interfere with the policy of "Not next year, or next month, but now." The activity of the Omaha police in rounding up suspects may be a little Inconvenient for the victims, but it shows that the authorities are deter mined to get the criminals if possible. .Not Kesllf Frightened. Kansas City Times. The judgs who could levy a fine of 129, 000,000 on the Standard Oil company la not to be Intimidated by a little thing like the Black Hand. New tani for C'eaaplalat. New York World. Michigan railroads under the Two-Cents-a-Mlle fare law earn more than they did before. The extra trouble of caring for the money may be a new cause for complaint. I ollfta ef ClTlltea t low. Indianapolis News. With the Mexican congress, the Cuban congress and the American congress all In session at once there ought to be a great boom In the civilisation of the western hemisphere, but some people may be so busy they won't notice It. Bronems- at the Spigot. New York Sun. The decision of the "democratic caucus In Washington to abolish sinecures In the house la to be heartily commended, but what the country wants to see la retrench ment In the administration of the gov ernment departments; not the saving of a few thousand dollars, but the saving of millions. Nervr Asaaalt a Spoils. Baltimore American. It really does show some considerable degree of .nerve on the part of Jhe demo cratic house caucus to have abolished about 100 jobs that would have been as signed under the clerk, the sergeant-at-arms and the doorkeeper, considering, that there were about 600 applications filed for each one of these places. But perhaps, after all, there Is wisdom of the practical politics kind In ' closing out the appoint ments. What is one satisfied democrat as compared with the 4W dissatisfied ones? MEXICAN REFORMS. St. Louis Globe-Democrat: President Diss refers to the periodical election of officials aa a 'renovation." The word Is well chosen when applied to' Mexican poli tics. Chicago Record-Herald: Hon. Porflrio Diss, having had all the terms ha wants an president of Mexico, la of the opinion that future presidents of that republle should be limited to one term each. Philadelphia Record: After a ateady pull of twenty-six years lu the Mexican pres idency, la It any wonder that Porflrio Was, In his 81 at year, should declare him self against the principle of re-election? He has certainly had time for mature reflection. New York World: President Diss In his message to the Mexican congresa shows surprisingly progressive views. His op position to the re-eleotion of the president serves aa a reminder that the constitution of Mexico was amended expressly In or der that he -might suoceed himself, and since that time he has never tolerated a rival candidate. New York Tribune: One of the various and numerous Messrs. Madero la reported as saying that "United States Intervention Is emphatically deprecated." Quite right. And equally to be deprecated Is surrepti tious and Illicit aid from the United States, of which some of the Messrs. Uadero'e partisans are reported to have availed themselves. t Is to be hoped that "No filibustering" will be aa potent and as much respected a watchword as "No in tervention." People Talked About The succession of Lorimer sensations, assertions and denials In Illinois put up to Dr. Cook the solemn assurance that "there are others." A Los Angeles woman, whose name Is suppressed for obvious reasons, has fin ished four years ot a contract to remain single for ten years. The task la consid ered easy, since there la good money In It. A letter mailed seventy-three years ago at Geneva, N. Y., to O. 8. Paddock of Yonkers, X. Y., has Just been delivered to the tatter's slater at Donbury, Coon. Tbe letter gtvea details of a timber claim la northern New York, the rA'ot to which the sister Is seeking to est.'.Mluli 1n court The men who shared In th flfut Lincoln campaign are passing One of them re cently died at Los Angeles, Cal , Judge J. R. Lewis, agd K2, formerly chief Justice of the supreme court of Washington state, where he was .n active participant In its formative era. Wt was a prominent figure between 1&60 an and was made Judge by President UraM. Mrs. V. C. BalrJ of ran Francisco went up to the news stand In a New York hotel where she had been staying for a month or more, bought two postage stamps and threw down a bill. "8end the change to my room," aha said. Half aa hour later two bellboys bearing money aacka ta.pped on the door of Mrs. Balrd's apartmenta. They bad the change I4.ges.tt. I -sat Sunday, for the first time since IMS. William E. Stanley, a veteran trapper of the Sbeephorn country, In Colorado, saw a railroad train and talked over a tele phone for the first time. Stanley was dis charged from the quartermaeter'a depart of the L'nlted States army In IMS In Band Creek, near Denver. He purchased a supply of provlelons and went Into the mountains. He has never been within sight of a rail read slues that time. Washington Life Boms lute res tlag Phases aad Coadltloas Observed at the Nation's Capital. Indignation tinged with notes of grief marred the triumphant election of Champ f lark aa speaker of the house of repre sentatives. The spsnMng span of Missouri rr.ulea Intended to whirl his chariot from one end of Pennsylvania svenue to the other failed to arrive In time and dashed the spectacular feature of the program. The mules are on the way, however. Col onel l.tike Epperson of I'lke county an-i-otinceg that a pair of Missouri's old re lisble motors hsve been shipped to the nntlonsl capital. Mr. Clark has great re aped for Colonel Epperson's word and would not venture a contradiction even at long range, but he Insists on being shown the mules. As for pulling off the aban doned scene, the sieaker Indignantly de clines. Wlthi him it Is business before plrssure. The dale and the hour Iihs passed, and Washington loses a moving picture that would decorate pages of his tory for all time. Mr. Clark believes thst he would have hen a great general If he had studied shooting Instead of speHklng. He reached this conviction the other day. when he d'scovered that he had an aquiline nose. This is why It happened, and Clark tells the story hlmeelf: His 11-year-old boy came to him the tther day and said: "Pana. will 1 always have this turn-up nose?" Champ looked down and there, sure enough, was the little Clark chap with an up-llft nose. The father told the lad that time might make some Improvement In the organ. Then Clark's curiosity was aroused. He wanted to know what kind of a nose he had as a youngster. He found that his sister had an ancient tintype of him as a lad. On examining it Clark found the same tilted nose that his son has. Since that day It has charged mightily. It has rounded out Into a fine aquiline beak. Clark Is a handsome man. "I think I would have made g. good gen eral," ssys the modest Champ. "I have the kind of nose that all great generals had." The right hand parliamentarian of the speaker is Judge Charles R. Crisp of Oeorgia "clerk at the speaker's table." Judge Crisp has occupied thst place in tin past and both by training and Inheritance Is well equipped for It. His father, Charles F. Crisp, was a member of the house for thirteen years and was speaker of the fifty second and fifty-third congresses. Young Crisp became clerk at the speaker's table while his father wielded the gavel and served as long as the elder Crisp pre sided over the house. Speaker Crisp succeeded Reed, who earned the reputation of being the czar of the house, and on s memdrable occa sion descended from the chair, took the floor of the house and delivered a scath ing denunciation, of the methods of Reed when he held the office. Judge Crisp, when his father died In I89. was elected as his successor from the Third Georgia district. He served but one term In congress, after which he resumed the practice of law. He is 4i years old, has a genial temperament and a large number of friends and la regarded as the best equipped democrat for the place that Champ Clark could have found. "My boy," observed the retired senator to the St. Louis Republic correspondent. "Washington breaks many a man. phys ically, morally and financially and smashes many a home. The tragedies of the top-strata you know about, for they are 'copy' for your papers. But you have no time for the smaller fry, though their story la quite as Interesting. "Now'a a season when the thirst for of fice here is again spreading through the land. You have Industriously compiled sta tistics showing that a job-list, amounting to tTOO.OOO annually, changes hands with the change In the control of the house of representatives. You have no concep tion of the effect such a mere paragraph may cause to the casual reader In a cross roads store. There are no more lo.ial pai cl eans than these. They have labored In season and out; they have stood defest after defeat , without flinching; they are Intoxicated by the wine of victory; surely, theirs Is a just claim to a share of the rewards. Then, to them Washington Itself Is as some far-off Klyslan place political heaven. They pack the old valise, mort gage the farm, and go. "What becomes of them? My boy, do you know Jake 1. , who runs one of the senate elevators? Well, he was such a one fifteen years ago. He laid around here three years until his savings were gone. Then Senator V took pity on him, and got the place he now holds. Back homo they atlll speak of Jake as 'In office down to Washington;' they think he la in the cabinet or something. And Jake was lucky." The silver-headed mace which represents the majesty of the L'nlted States govern ment, and which Is brought Into the house of representatives each morning and placed beside the speaker's desk, has been ordered to the silversmith's for repairs. The eagle which surmounts the sphere Is getting wabbly on his pins. The mace resembles the fasces carried by the Roman victors. It la made of ebony rods, enwrapped with silver, topped with a spread eagle of the same metal. The mace was made In 1840. Effect ( Hsaers Necessities. Boston Transcript. The telephone does, as a recent speaker said, tend to discourage netghborllness. People won't call on each other when they can call each other up. Old-timers, assert, too, that kerosene, gas and electric lights have been discouragers of conversation. When candles were In use people would sit about the fire and talk, but with the ad vent of these Illuminations they sit and r ad. Itsi tk I.lnalt. Chicago Record-Herald. Gretne and Gaynor, the men who were convicted of defrauding the government In the construction of the harbor at Savan nah, have aerved out their sentences in a federal penitentiary. Bo It will be soon that some of the people who are sen tenced to federal prisons are not pardoned. Breaks a Cold In a Day. And Ours aay Oonga that la Cur. able. Votes. Vhyatulaa's jrorxaolua. - - - -i-i-i-i-rrm,iiiiuiiu Get from any druggist ''Two ounces oi Glycerine and half an ounce of Concen trated Pine compound. Mis these with bait a pint of gowd whiskey. Take one to two tesspootifuls after each meal and St bed tine, stmailer deece to ehildren according to age " Any one can prepare tats at home. This Is the beat formula known to artenoe. There are many cheaper preparations of large quantity, but It don t pay to espertment with a bad cold. fe sure to get only tbe genuine tOlohei Concentrated rise. Karh half ruou bot tle comes la a eoalcd tin Krw-top case. If the druggist does not bave in stock be will get it quickly from bis wholesale bouse. ASr. The Bee's Letter Box ContrlbntloBt oa Timely R Meets Hot Exceeding Tare Hundred Woios Are invited from Our Keadera. Who Killed (nek HoI.Ih f" (i.VIAK.V, , April S To the Kiliior of The l'te: "Who Killed Cock Robin'."' The burial serv ices vveie cotiilin tcil by the ncn- late committee following the fatal attarli i I'o n i ho parlli ular provision m piinttil In the original .Vi chili bill, by the mayor of Omaha. I have stnlil 'on the joh' at Lincoln tather persistently In an effort to scenic plumage of 'he hill. and. as best 1 totilo. I defended (he provision which j ml coin m mle,l In ,vour editorial. 1 illoving the hcAiing hI which the niavoi aked the committee to ehunne the in linn ami at which I asked them nol to change It. the hII committee ' uiciklecl and alone'' n-.arte that chanRe and several others, of much less Importance as . Incorporated In the hill which pa'sctl the sen. He. That nur opinion coincides with vouv Ik evidenced by the bill itself :is Intro dined, and by our defense of this pal tlcolar provision. I am Indeed sorry yon did nol at an emiler date cxpitsm voiii onlnlon as to the provision, for It vvon'd have helped us In our defense of It befoii the committee. The bill as It has pa-sei Is in very few respects differtnt than when Introduced. Including the Initiative, referendum and a hhinlonniont provisions, which we added. It hss nol been I a hlmunlsed to any con sloerable extent. I hope you can support It before the people and help to secure Its adoption in Omaha. RALPH K. SI NDICRLAND. jnitathr 'r the Pie tlantrra. Houston (Tex.) Post. We have no patience with the nevvspn pets that are ridiculing the . presence o: thousands of democratic officeseekers In Washington. It Is not a disgrace to seek office, and though there are not nearly enough places to go round, we trust no patriot will emerge empty-handed from the contest without having first lost eiiouuli epidermis to show that he made a soul Insplrlng effort. A Probable Objection. Kansas City Times. Senator l.orinier may also obtect to the j reopening of his case st the next session i of congress on the constitutional ground I that n defendant ahall not be placed twice In jeopardy for the same offense. Spotlessly Clean Your .B Soap will not do the work properly because soap only cleans the surface it does not dig deep after germs and hidden impurities like GOLD DUST the greatest of all sanitary cleansers. To keep bath tub and lavatory shiny-white and inviting To keep metal pipes, fixtures and taps brightly bur nishedTo purify metal bowl To keep tiling and woodwork spotless and 'beautiful Simply add a heaping tcaspoonful of GOLD DUST to a pail of water. You will be surprised at the ease with which it does the work. GOLD DUST 6terilizes as well as cleans and saves you one-half the labor. GOLD DUST it sold in Co size and large pack ages. The large package offers greater economy. Made by THE N. K.FAIRBANK COMPANY Makers of FAIRY SOAP, the oval cake. If you find ary sub- stance in your oak-. ir&tvurtous to. health made a from bak ing powder in this can Yd JS7 In there Calumet has hern of $1,000 for any subitance injurious to health found in the baking prepared with it. Does not this and the fact that it complies with all pure food laws, both State and National, prove that Calumet is absolutely pure? With the purity question settled then Calumet is undoubtedly the best Baking Powder. It contains more Jeavemng power; it is more uni form - fvrrv ran is tk. eom 1 . better results Received Highest Award CALUMET DAlUNb POWDER Pre at m THIii BANK I 54 During all this time It bas commanded ths confi dence of the people. This confidence Is still evidenced by tbe dally opening ot new ftccouiita and tbe constantly increasing volume of business. lour account Is invited. 1 i frsAM r"::'ri'l T0INTED FLEASANTRIi.S. ' I o vnll enlov the soelel whir! '' .No. leplle.i sir. woo,,- , - -i " esllv H Umi I o I vei weldo put tin ev rnlnrv dn ss t lollies w'lhoiit fei lina that i d nt i be In n -iiit ot (,,. .Milium . o ii i nut on Stir J . "Thai solnste: nolahlmr of vout has no I vet civen up n't Ii ." f "How do v o : Know '."' "Meesuse i sn th s looriiinc Hint in hef vs rden she w e s" i'c; Imch'-lois' hntion-" Ibtttlmnrr AmeilecM VI , s.W'H I V Oil AKint Christ anliv . niv unod h:ther? c ennlts! I Inn - V'e'l HisVs too numv 1 1 - ...i 1 ' ; i 1 1) , r nn i i i wiv es. Puck. "Wombat never at tn--e than four miles nil hour out of 'is sutoniol'Me " "I Ihoii.-hl il vvs ,i no-v.-t ful , machine " "It Is hut he's oio of those pol'te tu. Kverv lime a vvo'enn irets in front of him I he slows down iind null" her 1f she won't f kindlv steo iisid-. "-- WnpMnnton Herald "lid vou tell the pioMlctor of the hmel that tbi .01.1 oir nor room leaked'.'" asked on tr.iw.mq limn "So'.' lepl.cd I. e t llnr '1 Was eairful not to lei Ii m know It ile'd 'vave charged im lor a snovver hath." Chicago Tribune. inn fHs lies uolng to wake rviihodv up when lie acts to the lemsla line.' ' "Ves." repilMl Knimer Cointons'i. "Hut n politics, when a man tall s too nnicli about WHlun oth" p mile up. it s likelv ns noi a Sinn thai he ili'tamln' hlsself ' ,. nstiinKtun Slur "In in v most successful novel." said In .. v:i Mi' I il I I' Bl u Y'.'U.iIti I' IB II hMllllllCt l,t .ew Vol I Rllll II at Hie, l'uone a neari i and lul II with my beef talk, in the stoirach. ' ' I "I was rather like the lhinguln, inission- arv. w ho said . " I failed. j-Ihs. to biinu teals to those CRnnnmis eves, oui ai un-i. i inline iiivir niout ha at er.' BEAUTY DOCTORS. When this ghtil earth Is young and fair She bathes her face with dew, She si iiloin puis the powder on As, I. perhaps, or you: . , The brink March winds ninsat;e her skis And leaves her plump and rosy. And April show els have magic powers To make her face a po.s.v ; , W hen Mother Kaiih 'is old anil grey, Her wcBthei'-l eatrn features Would malic ns ihlnk of many, girls, i if us poor nun ml creatures; Kor when her f;ice Is furrowed And north winds bellow louder. You ouaht to see the vain old soul llenmudKe her face with powder. Some mortals mdke an awful foss About that April snow. Mm April has many a precedent In young foil; thai know; For they to hide the fri-ckles Resort to diverse plans. And April powdered to cover up Those beastly old tin cans. -l!.VOI.I. Nfi TRKLrt, Omaha. ' TIT) am Room with Gold Dust t. .i,., MftMmirmi wisa aMWW-. "O-fctAv . 1 1' IS), is a! "Ut tK COLD DUST TWINS do your work" X $1000 it for you harlrorl tnr .-,,- k . ,llv lllc, 4l assures and is moderate in orice. World's Purs Food Exposition M Csa rsr me sii h Year ! I I T