jnp jaf a z i rp p)a
drjiff, Bees c5unior Birthdat Dgdr
Undoing of Mr. Uplift "MiM0"!'' jF""07 Bifl " Arsrued
if The (ee'g
t 4 . . .
Ihis is the
I obeerve with satisfaction that the Mia- 1
u rl assembly paaeed an antl-treating
ill." innooncM Mr. Vpllfl with tha laud
Ma ambition In mind nf wrnln young
r. Uplift that the rapid ara below him
ha perslata In sett1na m tip to hla
friends.
"Thet'a lontr war from Frosdway,"
emplaoantly replies Bon, "no why worry,
"hose people out there have got the 'ahow
ie' habit ao atronc that they won't even
ska a chance an a chap buying back."
If tha gevernor. now elgns the bill, it
trill become a law." Father explains, "time
setting a hoWa example ' to ' all tha other
tatea In tha union."
' us all keep wishing that he will
refuse to sign tha papers," exclaims Bon,
energetically pounding on wood. 'r
"1 am convlncad that tha treating cua
. "m fasjargelr .responsible for moat of tha
drinking.", argues rather, who la an ac
' tlva nmtr In tha "Om Drink' Enough
club." ' . ' ' ': ;
"At that, whr e kill-Joy?" pertinently
queries Ban. "One man ought not to be
expected to buy all tha time."
, "That la exactly ona of the thlnga this
proponed law weeks to prevent." declarea
Father. "In fact, there la a J25 fine pro
Mded for'eivery person convicted of the
offense " '
"That'g the first time I ever heard It
failed that.1' aays Bon, "If imne of thoae
lawmakara up at Albany Want to ba heroes
, let 'em frame up bill rnaklng It an of
fense for a guy who doean't buy back.
I Flrat effewee. 110 er ten daya; aecond lapse.
manslaughter, ten yeara, and tha third
, passing of tha buck, Imprisonment for life.
If thoaa legislators displayed almost human
Intelligence, of that brand, I'd ba willing
to vole in en Increase In pay."
"Im aura every woman In the land will
rejoice It tha treating habit la dona away
with by law," bellevea Father.
? "It certainly will make a big hit with the
carried dames, Agree Son. "Wife wanta
hubby to be stingy with everybody but
her. Her Idea of a model husband la ona
who, If ho muat drink, will spend a nickel
for a glass of beer and bring home a doien
. ' pretzels fof.wlfe." , . .
J "Tha treating habit wastes a great deal
of time," farther enumerates Father.
"Right." again admit a Son. "Instead
of pollening off some other man's mahog
any with his coat aleave, hubby might Just
a well he at home shining up the kitchen
range. At leeet that's the way It looks lo
the wife. Jf tha average married man
wasn't 'ae buay toying' with scuttles of
Dutch suda after ha quits work ha could
Treating Servants
While tha, Research' club of Montclalr, N.
'u was discussing the plan of Inaugurating
, cooking and ' training schools for servants
one .of 'U distinguished members, Mrs.
John H.WIght had a few' Ideas of her
.own on the regulation 6f .."servant girls
uhlrh aha did n'iit hesitate id ex Dress. Mrs.
;,Wlar-WAVthVI-'aw, and thprpthiyti.
. Uv to the importance ot gg.oatiiu.iga to
estiUan'.thlnga to, wear,,' wholeeome, neat
surroundings, ,nd Js dominated by . a pleaa-
.aut vlearf of Ufa 4a geberal
t r . w .. If.. ... 11 ,!-.. n X' . ,.U V. a .1 !
.Ml ITI . . iMiSJ 1
- told, the. .WQrnen the wonderful things, that I
coi)ld ba. obtained, in a household through
the assistance, of, well trained servants,
and tha women bad questioned bar as to
,lh best .ways , to hold and control the do
mestic employee, Mr a. .Wight aaid:
'.'I take.lt for granted my eervanta know
tl.elr business and, J arn. not Insulting them
' prying Into tlielr private affaire. I regard
, i.em as entirely normal and human beings.
They don't fa)l me and they never leave
me. They never bave stolen anything and
the maala never are two minutes late. I
do hot lusteri; neither do I try to find out
what time they get In at night. I do not
know, even, when" they go out.
"Does It make . aay difference to me If
the cook j,ls ..out until 12 o'clock or later
provided she does wall the work for which
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Marketing by
"If you want, to have your table well
.supplied, at tha lowest cost go to market
yourself," rdeWared a young woman who
- had been studying the housekeeping prob
lem for several yeara. "I have tried tele-
' phoning nd 1 have gone myself to the
shops, and for the same amount of money
we can live Infinitely better aen I aue the
food before It Is bought.
"It la not that 1 consider butohers or
grocers dishonest. I think they are mar
velously honest, considering their oppor
tunities for adding pennies when we would
paver know "It. But It. Is true, and they
will tall ydu ao, that If you order a cer
tain number of pounda of meat, for ex
ample,4hy -are Hot a particular to go
over the quantity when you telephone the
''order a hea' you' stand "by to see the
work dbe. And I gssUTe VOU that extra
half pounJ.wbli h. a housekeeper does not
w ish arid has no 'use for gild' amailngly
ta the weekly bills.
j '"It Is In getting precisely what she wishes
and no mora that a houaekeeper saves
.lwj " dealers soon know thoae customers
Old Newspapers Useful ...
A. alee obaerver. expressing hln nptnioa.
ill tha Chicago Inter Ocean, aaya tha mere
(art. that moths cannot read Is no reason
why they should detest newspapers, but
they do. neverlhelesa. It Isn't exactly the
aawpaer or Ita editorial policy that moths
dislike. It's the Ink used In printing that
makes the moths stay away. That-la why.
ta , tha' absence of moth-proof bage an 1
eedar Cheats, soma houae wives pack their
furs and woolens away wrapped In newa
lapara at tha end of tha winter see-on.
and find It a moat satisfactory
preserving them against the' ravages of
inot la).. There Is nothing better than oii
fiewspapera for use under tha carpets for
the same reason
' - old newspapers have many other usee ai
well. . Wet in water, they eerve to clean
out . the sloe si'lenilld'y t'ruahed news
y papera are excellent to clean lamp ch m-
raa. They can even be used for an lion!
holder for an emergency.
' 'Newspaper tipped )n lamp o l are use
fnt fur rivanlna windows. Irons pot murk
Soiled can ' be. ruetxd on eld newspaper
. fcH DUWCE rOaR i&OMJefllCfc
he home dragging acuttlea of 'coal out of
the cellar for the cook tove fire "
"When women get the, right to vote."
Father asserts, "you may be iure that an
anti-treatlng law will be written on the
statute books of every state."
"That's another fin argument for the
antls." acclaims Bon. "All they need to
do Is to warn the men of our nation what
peril they stand In and there'll be nothing
doing on that vote-for-women business
It'a Just another scheme to let us men do
all the work. I suppose the next step will
be to get a saw to stop a man from buying
a drink for himself." 1
"People aay In time' there will be re
strictions In regard to that matter also,"
aaya Father, hopefully, "thus Insuring the
husband's return home at a reaaonable
hour." 1
"A skirt a Idea of a reaaonable ,hour
being early enough to peel tha potatoes
and - do other similar chores that make
wlfle'a hands rough," surtrUaea. Son.
"It really seems as If the Ideal husband
were In sight." Father cheerfully decides.
"If suitable laws can ba passed to put an
end to man's bad habits, woman's lot will
indeed be most happy."
"Well, If the dames ran get any fun out
of seeing ua strong men sit around the flat
and weep for tha good old daya gone by
forever, let 'em go as far an they Ilka,"
concludes Son.
(Copyright, Ml, by the N. Y. Herald Co )
as Normal People
I engaged her? I recognise the Individual
life In my servants and I ferelva'Tftithful
nesa and excellent aerit' Jn' ?e,tUr)n-:
"How' long do i k)P them? -Since the
day I hired them, t de rtot pay tny higher
wagea than those1 almrtarrv.' sltliatedV; but
from, jttla lalundryto' U),t6p; (Wr I newer
haveiiniet a grumbicrKSMan liatve I.tancdun-
trowns. . , .)( ; t ,'.
'"WhM- da you.' g flin gina'T' was
asked:' '1- W f 3 . ' ;' .
"I'l.rlllTiia, n , . tl. . I. , . 1
....... .Kin (ICIf MV V f 9 .Oil"
mine, or whenever aivoceaitlun warrants or
suggests It. I do not epn(f there,,' ' I km
simpiy numun, potoing rnwu,. ., , .;. ,
A woman, with many plumas. said she
gave- glfta once In flv years. r
Mrs. Gray responded that once a year
was none too often. , .
Another research advocate declared she
distributed gifts after house cleaning time
was over and ehe usually gave money.
. Mrs. Gray said money was a Wise Way In
which to show appreciation, and she
thought a $5 or $10 note on Christmas was
a great harmony promoter.' '
"How often should' we permit, roalds to
vest In tha. day time?" relied another .mem
ber. ' ' :
, "One or two hours "every " day,''' replied
Mrs. Gray. " ,.
Telephone Costly
who are careful buyers and will treat them
accordingly, giving them advantage of a
low price when they can do so, For ex
ample, 1 went to the butcher's this morn
ing and on the table was a small slice of
veal cutlet, quite enough for two perspns
for one meal It had been out from an
other order that was too heavy, and be
cause It was cut off and I- aaw it the
piece was given to me f.iir & cents less
than the regular price. 1 wouldn't have
had that if I telephoned to market today,
and. while you may thlnV 5 cents la a
small amount to. save, lu the long run It
amounts to dollars. . ,
"Sunn of my friends tell me It takes too
much time to go to market, and 1 know
that a couple of hours must be allowed for
It. But 1 go twice a week, buying supplies
enough-, consiHtlng of fruit. ..vegetables,, fish
and meat. .. , ..- ' t
'."Tb yretMa whlffv. w'U.ld,;iutvkteii
long we have first. There la never any
waste if careful planning Is done, and I
know we llve..better than most of our
friends whose Income Is no larger than
oura"
and thua made fit for uae. rh,i in i., I
oil. they ara splendid to rub the outside of
the dihi,.an. They keep It, bright and shin
Ing. lurn tu shrcu. ttilaoiiy dumpeneif aid
scattered over tha carpet, they keep down
dust when sweeping. They clean the sink
of lis grease and sediment; nothlag Is
better, for tha greasy paper can be ai
once tvorned after u.
Folded newspapers make a fine mat to
stand hot and blackened pots or kettle on
and save soiling the kltch.n table. .The
l i kilchaik atova la ki,i t. rifht aflaa U m. sa.I
ing of each meal by rubbing with oiu
papera. and thla saves many puiiahH,gs. .
Baaly Mixed.
, . ..,,.. rtr wanini; at a wav
siation In
Vermont for Cn tiat to Burl-
Inotun.
'W hat kind of a tiam is UitsT" asked one
of them of the busy station master.
"h. freight and passenger loaethcr "
-"Mixed, eh?" - , '
"Worna than that.'' aald tha start. 'n mas.
ler. ita what you mi!,t call ecrpi- e
) eariawT1 y t. at Tajjsiwjra wilNWiliiii a
r SZ) n2 1 ( T"'?r rviffnr xen ne .
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if 1 1 l I V . C' 1 1 II 1 1 Tf ax .KlaMiVirA C
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. V,,M"M"l--"ffgBTa'ULJ UIOI 1. illlLg It'll 1.1 is... formrfi9mmmmmmmmmammmJmS I
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Keep, Your Mouth Shut
U'lth (he open aaaaon for drowning com
ing on a pace, it may be well to keep in
mind tbe conclusions of an old salt. The
St. Iouta Republic aaya a bunch of river
men were discussing the popular belief that
a drowning muat come to the aurface of
tha water three tlmea before he can pos
sibly drown.
. "Well, said Captain Tom Morgan, "there
Is .little ground for that supposition. The
truth is. a drowning person may sink the
flrat time, never to rise again, or he may.
as in the majority of cases, rise three
times before he altika forever.
"It all depends on the quaptlty of water
that he swallowa when he slnka and the
aixe of his lungs. The human body in
life naturally floats while the lungs ara
Inflated. So long aa one keeps his head
above the water he can float with very
little effort.
"But as soon as the person sinks he
gulps down a lot of water. If, after ha
haa awallowed thla water, ha has any air
left In his lungs he will undoubtedly rise
again, and will continue to sink and rise
until all the air haa been worked out of
his lungs.
"In moat casee the frightened victim
swallows enough water when he alnks the
first time to leave him exhausted, but aa
there is still air left In the lungs he soon
finds hlmxelf on the surface again. Each
time he sinks, however, the supply of air
in his lungs grows less, until ultimately
there la nothing left to support him, when
he will drown." -
Goats are maintained to keep down the
weeds around an extensive lnduatrial plant
on the outskirts of Kansas City and thus
to reduce the Insurance coat.
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Loretta's Looking
Thla ia you that the truth-telling glass
reflects.
You with the light in your eyes! You wtih.
the red blood of your young body flowing
to make your month look like a rose! You
with your cheeks so round and firm and
soft! You with the aureola of your hair
framing your face!
You are lovely. Even If the accepted
marks of beauty ara not yours there la a
charm aa Indefinable as the perfume from
clove pinks, sweet in Its freshness and
spicy fragrance.
You are a girl. You tare young.
,Io you ever wonder why your blood
sends its bright flood to your cheeks and
your lips? It might have gone to your m.
Why is your hair long and ahlning or
shadowy aa the light touches it? It might
have been atubby and attff. Why have your
eves tha light of atara and the flashes of
1 (n sunlight? They could bave seen
ell aod been loss level
' As Golfe9fflk ' : J
, On one occasion an' old' lady was In the
same railway compartment as a party of
golfers. r ' .
"I found fearful trouble this morning,"
said one. "At the first I fell right Into
the middle of a prickly gorse ,bush, and
at the second I was stuck up on tha top
of a tree. I pitched out. of bounds Into
the farm yard at the third, got caught by
the wire at the fourth. Stuck fast In a
deep hole at the fifth, found myself burled
In flud at the sixth. I was lying In a
heap of rough (lints at the seventh, got
lost at the eighth and finished up at the
bottom of that dirty ditch at the last hole."
- "Gracloua me!" cried the horrified old
lady from her corner of tha carriage; "and
they told me that golf area an old man's
gamel I'lL never'let my Edwin play
again !"-Tlt-Blts.
Aa It Mote Be.
The. lions might have eaien I'aniel
if
they had known how good he was.
lobsters travel In regiments.
It Is hard to live within one's income
and harder still to live without It.
A Chinese woman is never photographed.
No man haa a'rlght to refuse to sup
port his wife because she is Insupportable.
The Belgian government conducts penny
banks that are attached to all the public
schools.
Speculation Is a word, that often begins
with the second letter.
Chile has woman car conductors, who are
never known to "knock down."
There la a good deal of mirage about
marriage. New York Times. . . '
Next to wool and wheat and the output
of Its mines, Australia's greatest source of
prosperity Is butter.
Glass - Holds it Up to the
You are made to attract. No, not other
girls. Nature made you with a selfish in-
tentlon, the big and splendid sellflshness
that Is her characteristic. Hhe made you
to attract the man who will help you to
aecompllNh her purpose.
That is why you are lovely.
And tha moment you let any other Idea
than a willingness to obey her In the best
and moat exalted way you can, the Instant
you begin to fight against her, you become
her victim.
The very air about ua shakes and trem
bles with a thousand confusing notions of
what women ara and mean.
I'o you think any of the chaos affects
nature? Do you imagine that aha la di
verted from her intention In making you
or thrown off from the steady accomplish
ment of her purpose?
Not for the lota of an Instant..
And ahe demands the best of you for
fber work. Che makes ypu pay cruelly
v The Railroad War, , jj
A train was reported forty minutes lata
and after the time had elapaed a would -e
passenger Inquired:
"How late la that train 7"
"Oh, about an hour late."
The hour passed and the query waa re
peated. "Well, they'll ba about an hour and
twenty minutes late here."
Patience reigned until the query waa
Justly renewed and the railroad man re
plied: "Well. air. 1 think that train will be near
two "hours late."
Whereupon the passenger said:
Hay, mister, win you kindly tell me
which way that train la going?" Portland
Oregonian.
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foerman Railways
J
It la now seventy-five yeara since the
firat railroad waa introduced Into Ger
many. The experiment waa naturally on
a modest scale, from Ludwlgsbann, join
ing up Nuremburg to Furth.
Today tha six kilometers of seventy-five
years ago have increased to 60.0X1 kllo-
meteras, a kilometer being five-eighths of
a mile; and It la claimed that Germany
possesses the finest railway sstem in
Europe.
The first locomotive used on the Nurem-
burg-Furth line was named the Adler, and
was made under the superintendence of
Rtephenson In England. It coat H0.
An attempt to use peat as fuel In loco,
motives in Sweden has been abandoned
Though coal has to be Imported. Its use
haa been found more economical.
Girl to Study Herself
w hen ou lend your body to vanity and
j lend It to ba abused ao that It cannot serve
j Its real use. She leaves you with empty
and unsatisfied heart at the end of long
yeara that you have given to aims that
j you mistakenly believed higher than hers.
j Your beauty and your brain will reap Ita
richest reward when you go with tha
stream of nature s Intent instead of fight
ing the current. You may write great
books. You may paint great pictures. But
It will only ba through the knowledge and
the power you gain by living all of life,
inatead of dedicating your half-Informed
mind, your half-formed heart to a career
that does not consider nature's plainly
marked decree.
And you will la happiest when you re
apond to those other ulgnala that are at
tracted by tha bright bannera In your
cheeks, the beckoning beacon of your eyes.
They will flash from a man's eyes.
You are beautiful and young and a
girl to win him. ,
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R1.KSWORTH WOOD.
Es North Twenty-sixth street.
Name and AddreNS.
Lawrence E. Ablgrd. 3S29 Charlc St
Deallie Anderson. 4019 Parker St
Earl Barnett. 114 North Fifteenth St
Eva Boodle, 1205 William St
I John C. Blttinger, 2206 North Twenty-eighth
Elizabeth Elliott, 2912 North Twenty-fourth
Verna Eden, 3025 Seward St
Mark Fair, 2425 Saratoga Court
Jean Fltt, 2416 Charles St
Maurice Goldenberg, 416 South Tenth St Cana 1904
Bessie E. Oooch, 3717 North Twenty-second Kt Lothrop 1902
George C. Holdrege, 1936 South Thirty
Florence Heiser, 1820 Spring St
Emll liason, 107 Woolworth Ave Train 1905
Helen Ingwersen, 1122 South Thirty-fourth St High ......1897
George JohnBon, 810 Bancroft St
Gertrude Koppeohaver, 710 Thirty-fifth
Antola Kapanek, 3512 Twenty-fifth and
Harry Leding, 1128 South Thirty-first St High 1 893
Florence Mills, 708 South Twenty-fourth St High ..189t
Esther B. McCabe, 3112 Miami St Sacred Heart 1901
Susan McRachern, 5002 Florence Boulevard Saratoga 1899
Florence Moriarty, 3009 South Twenty-first
Paul Nagy, 2028 Martha St
Florence Osborn, 708 South Sixteenth
Louie Pavlik, 1613 South Fowler Ave
Fern Petersen, 1 81 9 North Twenty-first
Bessie Quayle, 907 North Seventeenth St
Clement Rosengren, 404 William St
Jennie Spigle, 614 South Eighteenth St
Willard R. Alleman, 1326 South Thirty -
Arthur Sorcusen, 2914 Decatur St
Madge Short, 2330 South Tenth St
Eddie Strand, 1015 Homer St...
Timothy Sullivan, 718 South Thirtieth
May Taylor, 2604 Fort St
Harold F. True, 600 South Twenty-eighth St Central . ..1900
Ellsworth Wood, 2909 North Twenty-sixth St ...... Lothrop '...1896
Stella Woo'lfson, 3112 California St.... Central ...1901
I . Something About the
"i ' '
Separate coats of silk, satin and pongee
Increase In popularity aa the seaaon aa-
vances. This style of Jacket has quite
taken the place o the one-time indespens
ible covert coat, and I a separate wrnp
la needed In tha outfit (and what outfit
can possibly be complete without at least
one anparate wrap of eome deacrtptlon?)
then theae are the mat trials from which II
It to be fashioned!
There are varloue modela from which to
aelectln purchasing one of the smart lit tl
Ilk coats. Some of these Jackets hark
back to the old-time bolero, others are
built somewhat on the lines of the short
Eton Jackets, while again there are to be
seen many attractive empire module with
short-walsted effect, hut the material fall
ing about to the hips or longer. All theae
designs are for tha woman whose outfit
can be generous, but If the tivtnber of
gowns and garments muft be limited
it is wil to have the aepaiate Jacket of
conservative cut. of linea that ara not
exaggerated and incidentally of color that
will be possible in combination with a
gown of any shade
Unquestionably empire lines have come
to stay that is, aa long as any fashion
leaata nowade)s. which nvais sometimes
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Iff
f Ilk
In Oi)
DayVe
Celebrate
III
MarrVl 0 1011
lUttlWl OW, UXX.
School. Vff,
Walnut Hill 1903
Walnut 11111 1S97
Cans 1904
St. Vhiloinpna 1903
Ave.. Long 1902
St Lothrop 1902
Kong 189S
Saratoga 1904
Long 1900
- third St Windsor 1905
Vinton 1903
Bancroft 1S99
Ave .Columbian ..1901
Arbor Stg..Im. Conception . . . .1903
St Vinton 1898
St. Joseph 1904
St Leavenworth 1896
... Train 1897
St Kelloua 1904
Casa 1895
Train 1900
Mason 1898
fourth St Park r .......... 1 898
Long 1897
Bancroft 1902
Forest 1900
St Fa mam 1896
High 1895
New Spring Coats jj
f ' ' 'ii i'ii 1 1 i ..I iay
with variation throughout a w hole year
or Snore. Frequently style are Imioduced
which last not more than a season, and
often not through an entire rioiuh. But
this cannot be said of theae new separate
coata, which have already been worn for
some time and will continue In popularity
throughout the coming season.
It Is Interesting to notlca already how
the clever American artiste of dress are
changing and adapting the exaggerated
fashions of the moment Into designs that.
4ie practical, sane, conservative and be
coming to the average woman. In this
country there will always be a few who
can wear successfully the most uatonlsh
Ing of French eccentricities, but the types
of French and American women bra toe
diametrically different for both to dress
alike, and with every year a distinct style
of fashions Is growing in this country.
These faahlona all have thelvorlgln with
the coutourlers of Paris, but our dress
makers no longer almply follow on about
alx. months behind . their French sisters.
On the contrary, fashions are known here
within a week or two after their birth
abroad, and the work of altering, adapting
and making suitable to American taste
takee place within the very montn when
the new ideaa began to be.
A smart little frock of foulard IS shown
In tha Illustration, tn the bodice there
were overlapping sections of black and
white foulard on a foundation of allover
lace. The skirt development repeated thla
overlapping design and Inserts of the lace
carried out tha trimming treatment used
on the blouaa. There waa a floun.e of
block satin which added a certain decisive
color tone te the costume, making it a
striking example of the season's Irresis
tible effects.
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The Second Man
Mayor Marshall nf Columbus, O., apropos
of Washington's birthday, told this storf
at a republican banquet:
"A teacher said to her class, 'Who was
the first man?"
" 'George Washington.' a little boy
shouted promptly.
" 'How do you make out that George
Washington waa the flrat man? aald tha
teacher, smiling Indulgently.
Hera use. said the little hoy. -he was
first In war, first In peace and first In the
hearts of his countrymen."
'But at this point a larger boy held up
his hand. 'Well,' said the teacher to him.
'who do you think, waa tha first man?'
' I don't know what hla name was.' said
the larger boy, 'but I know It wasn't Georg
Waahlngtnn, ma'am, brcauae tha history
book aaya George Washington married a
widow, so, of course, there must have been
a man ahead of Mm.' "
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Whimsicalities
Expensive attire divorce suits.
Henpecked husbands seldom crow V
Many a train of thought ought to be aide
tracked. Can a man who wanders In his mind be
said to be lost In thought? I
lighthouses save tha marines, but light I
houses wreck the theatrical manager. I
Tailors aay that tha fast man Is gen
erally prety alow about paying up Boston,
Tranaerlpt.
Four recent deaths from plague In 4
Suffolk vlllsge were the first In England
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