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Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Kee Publishing Company, only 2-rent stamps received In payment of mall account, personal check except on Omaha and eastern exchange not accepted. FEBRUARY CIRCULATION. 47,621 State of Nebraska, County of Douglas, as: Dwlght Williams, circulation manager of Tha bee Publishing Company, being duly sworn, says that tha average dally circu lation, less spoiled, unuxud and returned coplea, for the month of February litll. was ti.CU. DWJGHT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before m this 1st day of March. 1911. tBeal.) ROBERT HUNTER, ' Notary Public. Subscribers learias; tha city tem porarily shoal, bam The Bee mallet t them. Adareas frill be 'hanged as often as requested. Our March lioa hag cot ai yet ao much aa roared. Th Roosevelt dam Is different from tha Cannon damn. Not long now before the office boys' grandmothers begin to die off. Thia dynamite business loses all Ha levity when It gets close to home. . My, but wouldn't Coxey'a army make thoae insurrectos get up and hump? Tufts college has abandoned basket ball aa too rough a game. How would ping pong do? "Democrats Ought to Begin Right." Headline. There is a tinge of pathos In that. It is to be hoped Senator Heyburn will have gotten In a good humor by the time the extra session convenes. A woman wearing a harem skirt haa been mobbed in Brazil. That seems to be one thing on which nations can agree. The army went to Texas so soon after the Bailey episode as to crowd it completely in the background. Godd old army. We feel entirely Justified now in an nouncing our belief that the backbone Of winter has been fractured in more than one place. If Governor Woodrow Wilson were elected president he would be almost compelled to appoint Colonel Harvey secretary of state. For the next Bryan birthday ban quet the Invitation should advise guests notto leave their side-arms at home except at their peril. Portugal will have a general elec tion April 30. Minister Boutell will get there Just in time to be reminded of what occurred In Illinois. Having had an explosion, figura tively speaking, in the federal build ing, we now have the real-thing ex plosion In the county building. - With four American soldiers of for tune ahot by order of a Mexican court martial, the fight to enlist in the in surrection army may simmer down a bit. Mr. Bryan insist that newspapers have lost their Influence. The reason must be that they have had enough each time to help to keep him out of the White House. Governor Aldrlch wanta it distinctly understood that under the constitu tion the executive Is still a co-ordinate body with the legislative branch of the state government. While the United States Is debating the question, "What Shall We Do With Our Ex-Presidents?" Portugal is pensioning fta little ex-klng at the rate of $40,000 a year. According to published reports of an Improvement club meeting, "Ig" Dunn is said to have discussed the commission form bill "without ex pressing his own private views." How unlike "Ig." Colonel Watterson's understudy wrote so much like the boss that the Courier-Journal found It necessary to Issue a statement correcting the im pression that Its editor had returned from Europe. In the case of the Chicago woman who Willed (accidentally, she says) her husband one thing is proved that a woman who had been drinking champagne and beer had no business with a pistol in her hand. Another thing the legislature should do before it adjourns Is to establish some prerequisite qualifications by law for folks who want to run auto mobiles and take the Uvea of passen gers uj pedestrians In their bands. I Taft Turning the Tables t The Saturday Evening Pout calls at tention to the fact that Trenldent Taft may have perceived Borne humor in the situation of his calling con gress into extra session Just after the democrats had gained power, for the results of the last extra session were discord and disorganization to the dominant party. Has he thus kindly offered the democrats the opportunity of evening up matters No party seeks the privilege of making a tariff law on the eve of a national election. Somehow, tariff revision has not proved to be a secure footing on which to go before the people. The effects of the McKlnley bill, the Wilson-Gorman law and the Payne-Aldrlch act were the same. Con ditions exist now that seem to pre clude the possibility of bright hopes of democratic success as a result of any tariff tinkering in the extra ses sion. The country Is dissatisfied with the present tariff, true enough, but it is scarcely in the mood for a wholesale upheaval and the pitfalls along the way of political expediency are too numerous to encourage pursuit by the democrats. ' What the democrats will be able to do when It is up to them to make good on their persistent demands for general revision toward free trade or a tariff for revenue only, is yet pure speculation. They must remember that some of their strongest members, especially the senators from the south, voted for high protection in the Tayne Aldrlch bill and that they are not likely to show a different attitude toward local Interests In this extra session from the last extra session. General tariff revision will offer almost endless opportunity for log rolling and trading and the wise leaders of the democratic party are likely to recognize that fact and go alow. But danger lurks in whatever course is followed by the democrats. That prospect must have spurred the president to call the extra session. The Packers' Cate. Judge Carpenter's denial of the plea to quash the indictments against ten Chicago packers brings to a new crisis this fight that has been dragging through the federal courts for eight years and finally compela the packers to stand trial on indictments of con spiracy in restraint of trade, or specif ically, to fix and control prices. It is one of the most important efforts at enforcing the anti-trust laws the gov ernment ever undertook and, because of the prominence of the men in volved, as well as the Issues to be de termined, interest has been, and will continue to be, nation-wide. , The case illustrates the resourceful ness of the federal government and of the big corporations alike, and the persistency with which each pursues ita business. It had Its inception in the injunction Issued in 1903 by Judge Grosscup of Chicago, restraining the packers from combining. The next step was taken by the packers, who claimed immunity because they-had furnished information of their busi ness to the commissioner of corpora tions. They alleged that the govern ment had used this information as the basis of its Indictments. In February, 1905, the government began ita in vestigation to determine the validity of the charges of the combine. In July Indictments were returned against four companies and sixteen packers, and the cases were called tor trial in the following December. In March, 1906, a sensational turn was given the case by Judge Humphrey's action In freeing the packers by what wag called an "immunity bath" de cision. The Issue seemed dead, when, In 1908, another federal grand Jury resumed, but soon dropped investiga tion of the case. In 1909 a new in vestigation was started, and in March, 1910, the National Packing company and ten subsidiary concerns were In dicted. In June these indictments were annulled by Judge Landls, who forthwith ordered another investiga tion, and this was begun in July. In August indictments of perjury were returned against two managers of packing concerns, while In September the batch of indlctmenta came in against the ten big packers and the defendants then net about to have these true bills quashed. Judge Car penter's decision is only the latest step In these long-drawn proceedings. A Narrow View. In opposing the income tax amend ment a IiOBton capitalist declares that Massachusetts, having so much wealth, would, under this law, be taxed far beyond her numerical proportions, and that "Our good Massachusetta money will go for a $50,000,000 drainage project in aome God-forsaken New Mexico desert, or for a $300,000, 000 channel In the Mississippi river." Then he asks: "Are you, the direc tors of the Commonwealth of Massa chusetts, going to let the confidence men of the west and south walk away with the equivalent of $250,000, 00 to $1,000,000,000 of Massachusetts money? If you want to raise more money for taxation don't send it to Washington to be thrown away." Such argument certainly will strike most people aa typically narrow. Does Massachusetta derive Its prodigious wealth from within its own boundarlea and of ita own resources? If It did there might be some reason In this argument. One of the chief industries of Massachusetts is wool and woolens. Us wool comes from these "God-forsaken deserts" that are being trans formed by the "confidence men of the west and south." The same is true of Its leather, which as a raw material furnishes the basis for the great shoe Industry in so many rltiea and town of Massachusetts. What of the mil- lions of dollars poured into Masna cbuHpttts In insurance and interest money from the south and west. Waiving all discussion of the mer its of the Income tax, it does not seem that the proposition has much to fear from such argument as that quoted. Twenty-seven states have assented to the proposed amendment and when eight others follow, it will have the necensary majority with or without the aid and consent of Massachusetts. Myitery of the Court House Explosion. The explosion of dynamite in the new $1,000,000 court hoane, In course of construction for Douglas county, while fortunately falling short of doing very serious damage, calls for careful investigation to locate the per petrators, who, If found, should be prosecuted to the full limit of the law. Such a dastardly attempt to destroy this structure would be not only an attempt to destroy public property, but reckless disregard of consequences which might carry with it incalculable loss of life. Sufficient facta are hardly yet avail able to Justify any theorizing. It la possible, but not probable, that the explosion may be explained as an accident pure and simple, due to noth ing but carelessness. If, however, the dynamite was set off by some person, or persons, there must have been a motive prompting it and an object to be achieved, be cause people with sane minds do not do such things wantonly. The ques tions to be asked, then, are: Who has a grievance that could be thus centcd? and who, If anyone, would be benefited by damaging a public building in course of erection? The answers to these questions may yet develop. If a crime has been committed no effort should be spared to bring the culprits to Justice. Preparedness. The zeal with which the War de partment is enlisting recruits for the army is significant in connection with the situation on the Mexican bordtftr. Orders call for 6,000 or 7,000 ne'w men. Of course, the United States is determined to avoid trouble on the Mexican border, if that be possible, but it has not failed to show an equal determination not to be caught oft ita guard by any audden emergency. If the government did not feel the advis ability of enlarging its military forces it would not be taking in these re cruits. The president and war officers must understand what they are about and, with all our predellctlons against unpleasantness with the neighboring republic to the aouth, It is idle to sup pose that the American government could, feeling the need for the fullest preparation, consistently fail to make it. It can pursue such a course to tha utmost without Impairing ita cordial relations with Mexico. Avoiding the error of nnpreparedness need have no ulterior meaning, or give any offense. So long as the atmosphere on the border is surcharged with the ele- menta and possibilities of war it would be sheer nonsense for this government to do other than it la doing. If it was necessary to send the troops to Texas as a warnlng-t-and it was necessary to back up that move with whatever else is needed to make it effective. It Is no time to rhapsodize about the Impossibility or war bo long aa troops are lined up on each side of the Rio Grande, one body as a monitor of the other. Stock Yards Legislation. The veto by Governor Aldrlch of the Taylor-Dolezal stock yards bill ia baaed on the definition of the stock yards aa a "public market" Instead of a "common carrier," the governor con tending that the State Railway com mission cannot, because of constitu tional limitations, be vested with the supervision and regulation of any thing but common carriers. If the governor is correct in his view of the law he is correct , in regarding the vetoed bill as defective and unen forceable and inviting attack In the courts. The stock yards interests seem to have become reconciled to supervision and regulation by the State Railway commission, although, of course, they would prefer no legislation. But they evidently object to being made common carriera and being ao desig nated by law because of obligations and liabilities attaching to common carriers under other laws, which do not apply to the operation of public markets for live stock In other states. The real question involved ia whether atock yards can be made com mon carriers by being so designated to the extent of coming within the Jurisdiction of the State Railway com mission without being made common carriers for other purposes. If the governor can work out this problem in a way that will hold water and be satisfactory to all concerned he will demonstrate hla constructive ability as a lawyer, and likewise as a diplomat. Our amiable democratic contem porary boasts about the progressive victories that have, been scored in various atatea within democratic Hoes, but ia strangely silent about the Grand -Island convention of last year, when the progressive wing of the Ne braska democracy was steam-rollered without quarter, and ita distinguished leader, three times the na tional standard-bearer, deliberately squelched. What about It? The Water board haa at last en gaged an expert to give us some idea how much it will take to build the needed new mains and extensions and make the water plant equal to present demands. This ia necessary informa tion, but is not going out of town for this service a serious reflection on the hydraulic politician, who up to this time has been the sole reliance of the Water board In Its various moves? It is in the eternal fitness of things that the effort in the legislature to abolish the medical department of the State university because It Is located at Omaha should be championed by the members from Lincoln. If a city could be built by tearing its nelgh- j bors down Lincoln would lead the world. Uncle Sam's recruiting officers are temporarily waiving technical re quirements on men who want to go to the front in Uncle Sam's uniform, and the man with a defective finger nail may be able to get In while the fence is down. Do your enlisting now. Kansas has decided to permit chorus girls to continue wearing their tights for two years, the legislature having defeated the bill to do away with them. Just think of the time when the girls will have to quit wear ing even tights. George Gould pronounces as "ut terly baseless" all reports of trouble within the Missouri Pacific family. Then he ought to make his brother stop declaring that trouble exists and threatening to expose certain things and persona. The New York World rises to ask, "Must a boss be an ass?" speaking of a certain polltlcallsslmo in New York. Well, perhaps, if he cannot help It. I'MKKlna of n Hot Air Friend. Chicago Inter Ocean. It really begins to look as If we would have to say au revolr to that dear old Jap war scare. Woader How Manyf Denver Republican. It Is to be wondered how many of those Americans who will spend $5,000,000 to see the king of England go to be crowned ever thought It worth while to see a president inaugurated. Where Are the Buyers? Chicago Record-Herald. One thousand seven hundred and seventy seven men have been Indicted In Adams county. Ohio, for selling their votes, and nobody seems, as yet, to have been able to find out who bought them. Warwhoopa of ntlre Windjammers. Baltimore American. Anent the war scare It Is to be hoped Japan will not send a mosquito fleet to ravage our defenseless coast this summer. The attacks of the native product are about as bad as we can stand now without a foreign Invasion. It would be worse even than the famous descent of the phantom fleet during the Bpanlsh war. A CHECK TO RI1AHP1&RS. Maaaachnaetta Starts Craaade A grain at the Fake Promoter. Washington Post. Massachusetts comes to the aid of Post master General Hitchcock In his declared purpose to rid the country of the fake promoter. Should the proposed legislation stand the test of the courts, it ought to be possible to rid Boston of the stock swind ling gentry before their practices reach the stage that brings them within the grasp of the postal laws.. Under the present state laws the only way to secure a conviction Is to prove the accused guilty of a larceny under false pretenses, a charge which Is rather easy to evade. The new law seeks to anticipate fraud and punish the pros pective offender before he has had oppor tunity to fleece anybody. The framer of the measure, taking his cue from the British companies' act, conceived the Idea that swindling by misrepresentation of the value of stocks Is a modern form of larceny, which must be met by a modern form of statute. The new act provides that any person who, with Intent to defraud, publishes In any way whatever statements concerning the value of any aecurlty which are false or exaggerated, shall be punished by heavy fine and Imprisonment. The bill Is In tended to draw a broad line between honest promoters and the professional swindler. If a promoter states In an advertisement or other method of publicity that a mine waa paying dividends, and It were shown t hat n the dividends were derived from the sale ef stock, the promoter would go to Jail. Several other states have enacted laws to guard against the dishonest promoter, but these precautions only had the effect of driving the sharpers Into states which had no such laws. And as New Tork and Massachusetts afforded comparative im munity from prosecution, moat of the fugitives betook themselves to New Tork and Boston. Should they be driven from these strongholds by drastic state laws, it Is thought by the authorities that the nefarious business would be given a body blow. Political Drift In a four-line letter to an "anxious in quirer," Colonel Roosevelt says It Is pos sible for a politician, to be a Christian. Fearing that Jim Smith would be lone kome outside the democratic breastworks in New Jersey, Governor Wilson sent Boss Nugent to console with him. The city campaign in Chicago Is getting lively. A short arm cutting match and a shooting affray have been pulled off next door to Carter H Harrison's headquarters. The mlllrnlum promised by the socialists of Milwaukee proved handy to get In on. That's all. With a record of 26.000 men Idle In the town It is suspected the socialist mayor Is unable to deliver the goods. The Cleveland memorial fund of $100,000 was over-subscribed and closed on the former president's birthday anniversary." March 18. The memorial Is to be a tower attached to one of the new buildings of Princeton university. Fearing some of the cogs In the machine would develop friction or slip out of place, Philadelphlans are striving to secure a legislative act extending Mayor Keyburn's terra for two years. Besides It would save considerable money and much anxiety of mind. By the exercise of rare will power the New Tork World and the New York Post restrained themselves from rushing to the defense of Mr. Iorlmer when Colonel Roosevelt declared the Illinois senator un fit for his Job. However, they eased their feelings by another Jump on Murphy. Massachusetts legislature hesitates - to take the plunge of appropriating money for a statue of General Hen Butler to decorate the scenery In Boston. Heveral pec pie who knew Butler In life are doing some expert work In muckraking, to the annoyance ead oonfuaioa of Ben', boost era r In Other Lands Bide Lights ob What Is Trans piring Among the Rear and rar Hatlons of the Xart No prophecy of recent times regarded worthy of attention moves towsrd fulfill ment as clearly aa the prediction thnt the erase for armaments leads to national bankruptcy. "It Is the most civilised na tions that spend the most on armaments," observed Hr Edward Grey, Hi lt Mi foreign secretary, In a speech on the British naval budget. Gi-at Britain, Germany, the United States. Prance and other nations are engerly moving for greater sea power, In most cafes measuring their eagerness by available resources. Great Britain ex pects to have thirty dreadnoughts and super dreadnoughts ready for business by the close of 1!M4. Germany's total will be twenty-one. The United States sticks to the program of two dreadnoughts a year. Prance and Austria are moving at a lesser pace. At the present time the high-class battleship represents an investment of J10.ono.000, with an Increasing .ratio of cost as Improvements multiply and guns in crease in size. The American budget for the ensuing fiscal year Increased by ts.000. W. that of Great Britain by $19,000,X. The aggregate naval appropriations of the United States. Great Britain and Germany for the coming fiscal year, covering con struction and maintenance, slightly ex ceeds $1100.000,000. How long can the na tions stand the drain? "Unless the mis chief Is brought home to ,tnen'w feelings as well as to their minds' said Sir Ed wsrd Grey In the speech before referred to, "the growth of armament must in the long run break civilization down. Some think it will end In war. I think more likely it will end in International revolu tion." The meager measure of home rule pro posed for the Germanized provinces of Al sace anil Lorraine is shelved for th" pres ent. It was not much of a concession to the residents' of the French territory n nexed to Germany forty years ago, s It will not be missed. The plan proposed two chambers, one of thirty-six and one of sixty members, the former appointive and the latter elective. One-half of the members of the smaller chamber were to be appointed by the emperor on the prop osition of the Prussian Federal Council. This was the rock on which the plan was wrecked. Opposition In the Reichstag against increasing Imperial power became strong enough to threaten the ministry with an adverse vote and the measure was withdraw!. A writer in the New York Independent, describing a recent visit to the conquered provinces, says tha Germans have not mude much headway In all these forty years in making the people contented with the change of gov ernment. There has been a lack of tact, of sympathetic interest and cordiality. In stead the American observed a conspicu ous showing of the oonqueror's authority, surveillance of the Russian type, petty annoyances and futile atempts to trans form popular sentiment by force. All sorts of minor formalities are rlrnrnuslv en forced, "if some merry fellow gets the band to play the French national anthem the police bear down on him and he Is expelled from the country next day. If some war veterans assemble together the meeting Is broken up and the rifles that they used In the campaign are taken from them on the pretense that the firearm licenses have not been paid." Police reg ulation extends to the social as wen as the business affairs of the people and permits are necessary to enter or leave a city. All of which reads like a chapter of Irish history under coercion laws. The rising wave of crime In France is becoming a greater menance to the Hie of the republic than Its political contentions. The Journal Official of Paris, commenting on the nation's criminal statistics, says: "The Increase of crime Is one of the most urgent questions now occupying public attention. ' Juvenile crime has reached a pitch which rouses the greatest appre hension. The evil has become so crying that the official reports on criminal pro cedure have never been less optimistic. In the district of Paris the number of murders is steadily on the increase." Ac cording to the Farls Revue, the number of complaints and ndictments In Paris alone have Increased by more than ItiO.OOO In ten years. In France each year KO.OW crimes go unpunished und 15,000 accused are arrested without evidence to convict them. Furthermore the Revue makes the astonlHhlng assertion that there are 400,000 highway robbers In France and 70,000 vaga bonds, deserters and tramps abroad In the country. The cause of the growing crimin ality is variously accounted for. Each political division puts the blame on the opposition. The more likely cause appears to be the admitted demoralization of the police departments, a steady weakening of discipline due to politics, and the In fection of revolutionary doctrines which breed contempt for law and government. In the matter of preventing fire waste at least one city In Kurope affords an Im pressive lesson for the United States. Amer ican Consul Joseph I.. Krlttaln at Prague, Bohemia, reports that the fire losses In that city, during the lust three years, aver age a little more than $3,0u0 annually. Prague has a population of 233, 4. The reason for the city's Immunity from fire Is due to superior construction required by law, the careful hahlts of the people, and the responsibility that fire damage entails upon the owner of proprty. Most of the buildings are built of brick or atone, with tiled roofs, the hallways are usually of concrete and the stairs of stone, and the kitchen floors are built of concrete with tile walnscoatlng. The erection of haz ardous buildings is not permitted, and when a man Is so unfortunate as to have a fire, he Is looked upon as an offender In the eyes of Die law and ia held respons ible for any damage that may be done to adjoining property. The per capita fire loss of three dollars Irr American cities, as compared with such a record aa this, shows the enormous price this country la paying, both In life and property, for its hazardous construction and general carelessness. , The Manchurlan city of Dalny, two ride from Port Arthur, Is a modern Jewel in an ancient setting. It was founded by Russia, captured' by Japan, and to a large extent "made In America." Every thing about It is modern and up-to-date, and the residents, oriental and cosmo polite, are much alike In garb. In business activities and In the pursuit of pleasure. A modern railroad station prepares the In coming pilgrims for the sights. Streets are broad and paved, lighted with electricity, and trolley cars run through the business district Into suburban sections lined with fine homes. A miniature Manawa with Its vartgaled amusement features, supplies summer diversions, and a roller skating rink draws crowds In cooler seasons. Theaters and moving picture shows are well patronized. An American tourut who saw all this writes that ho rubbed his eyes to assure himself It was nut a dream pic ture, and when he noted Buddhists con volving on roller skates and sweaters sub stituted for shirts on Chinamen In bowling alleys his amazement found expression In then words: "The old world moves when the new supplies the mean.' CLaJ !EDi(D)iiiy The manufacturers of Roya! Bak ing Powder have always declined to produce a cheap baking powder at the sacrifice of quality. Royal Baking Powder is made from pure grape cream of tartar, and is the embodiment of all the excellence possible to be attained in the high est class baking powder. Royal Baking Powder costs only a fair price, and is more economical at its price than any other leavening agent, because of the superlative quality and absolute wholesomeness of the food it makes. Mixtures made in imitation of baling powders, but containing alum, are frequently distributed from door to door, or given away in grocery stores. Such mixtures we dangerous to use in food. In England France, Germany and some sections of the United States their tale ia prohibited by law. Alum is a dangerous mineral acid, and all physician condemn baking powders containing it. Tha label of mlum baking powder must show the Ingredients READ ME. BRYAN AT 51. Sioux City Journal (rep.): After all why should not William Jennings Bryan be the democratic presidential candidate next year? If the democracy's chance to pluck the fruit is promising, why isn't Bryan the' mari to eat it? Minneapolis Journal (rep.): Mx. Bryan Is a remarkable example of a poor political economist who has been mercifully pre served from putting his theories to the test In public office, while the discussions he had started about things harking back to principles have contributed to that great moral awakening which Is at the core of American public life today. Chicago Inter-Ocean (rep): It was an nounced at the dollar dinner in Lincoln In honor of Mr. Bryan's fifty-first birthday day that "wherever Bryan sits In the dem ocratic councils of the future, he will be at the head of the table." This Is good news; we were uraid, that Mr. Bryan would not even get a seat at the second table. For Mr. Bryan can always be relied upon to advise the democrats to take the wrong road. t Philadelphia Bulletin (rep ): The majority (of the democratic party) has eliminated many of the points of difference between L itself and Mr. Bryan. No doubt there have Deen some changes In the Individual opin ions of the Nebraskan which have elim inated other dlfferenoes. The complete rapproachement of Mr. Bryan and his party or the majority public, sentiment evidently has not been achieved. But Mr. Bryan's day cannot be considered as ended. The door of opportunity does not close In this country for a man of resource and ability at the age of SI. ' V BHOAD-MIMJKIJiMiiSS OK '1'HB WKST Wider Physical Horizon Promote. Tol. era nre and Liberality. The man who goes to Denver from the east physically decadent and gains thirty pounds in six months looks out upon life with a cheerier humor. The crowds that forgather In Golden Gate park In Ban Francisco on every Sunday afternoon In the year to listen to brasstoned harmonies are pleasure loving and good natured. Down in the mines and high up In the lumber camps of the west are to be found fine civility, and flowing humor. There Is moral sunshine largely the result of out door life and personal Independence. Rarely does one come upon a cabin on the far western prairie or in the mountains with out finding on the centertable a copy of Shakespeare, Burns, Dickens or Scott. These are people with earnest hopes, seek ing new homes free from the trammel of more settled communities. Thlr mental horlson 1b often broadened by their physi cal horizon. They are tolerant and liberal. A community of freemasons In Idaho in sisted on financially supporting a Roman Catholic church to the exclusion of one of another denomination because, aa they said, there was room In the town for only one rhun h, and the Cathollo priest had been flrat on the ground. "If your family needs your money, don't spend it here," Is the sign In a Nevada saloon. Baalneas Before I'le.s.re Chicago Post. The peers are peeresses of Fngland who are commercially minded find themselves In an anomalous position of being able to n an close up to the band (preceding the distinguished citizens In carriages) and rent their houses to rich Americans for observa tion points. iiljL! i-Y THE LABEL CHEERY CHAFF. "That neighbor of your ia constantly changing his politics." "Yes," replied Farmer CorntosseL. "He's one of these people who insist on blaming the administration for the kind of garden seeds his congressman distributes." Wash ington Star. "Are you the language edltorT" "Guess so. What do you want?" "I've got a long list of Mexican towns here that I can't find on th. map." "Lemme see "em. Those ain't towns they re colonels." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Mr. ''Marrynew (a little crossly) This soup, Agnes, doesn't seem to taste much like turtle. Mrs. Marrynew I don't see why, John. I let the turtle swim around in the kettle until the water was nearly hot enough to scald the poor little thingl Puck. "I wouldn't go to that woman for an ex pression of opinion to be depended on." "Why not?" "Because she's a milliner." "What's that got to do with It?" "Naturally she a a trimmer." Baltimore American, i "Did you enjoy the operaT" "No; I didn't hear it." "Why not?" "Two women sitting next to me kept tell ing each other how they adored munio." Boston Transcript. Reporter You know it Is said that your country haa a secret understanding with Mexico. Eminent Foreign Diplomat (with a sigh) We have no understanding with Mexico or any other country that could be called a secret. Hobson knows all about it. Chi cago l'OBt. "Have you ever noticed how a bum actor can get laughter and applause by uaing a cuss word?" "Oh, yes. What's the reason?" "I've found out. I think. The audience has been waiting to swear, but Is too polite." Toledo Blade. Sunday School Teacher Think again. Tommy. Who was the strongest man In the world? The name begins with an 8. Tommy I know who you mean, all right. You mean Sundow. Shucks! Frank dutch could break him In twol -Chicago Tribune. "Good gracious, man, don't all this nolae get on your nerves? How can you stand all the screeching and yelling In the street outside?" "Used to It. I've got five daughters at home, und they will lake singing lessons." Chicago Boat. MAYBE! Baltimore Sun. There'll come a time when womankind Will always be of settled mind: When all that sex we know as fair Will wear their own, their native hair Maybe! There'll come a time when man will ream Infrequently away from home; When he li respectfully aeciuie To stay out lut. and Juggl. wine Maybel There'll come a time when candidate. Will never promise consulates And other Jobs, unless they should Be positive or making good Jdaybel There'll come a tlm. when poet, will Ponaexs the smame of the till; And editors will never bluff. But hurry up and buy their stuff- juayoei There'll come a tim. when plumbers will Omit all fiction from a bill; When dairymen will never lump To swell their output by the pump- Maybe! There'll come a time when suns are oold, The stars are black atod babies old; When it win oe our earthly noon When overhead unbends th. moon Maybe!