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11 nn 'U..iAli.ri iwiiUr. ..I.Uii ii-. l:lL M . ) re I-1 tr.g MB ft l- -t .. I IT -e I The Tired Business Man rr WAI.TKR A FINCLAJR. TflU Friend Wlfft Smoking; VlrDm ami Vmn Startle-. 1ELLfLL WAFT A LITTLE VH1LE. BY OL6RNHAfi 'All tht fusa snoot lo-ton Sr.'l Nn j Yort woDiec 1-a t r K rooms re tdev can j frWr. a en""' votairrd Friend Wife, i petuianily. .''la tr.re mitiinr 1 a t ill sl trart more attention thst a stnokir.ir - ! n.an?" .... "i"t evert a smoking volcano." a1mitiJ 1h Tired ?jS'j binn "I don't f why , thv urt so eicltM una bn a f- darte- j n.okf oolln ..s-.aiut. . e l"n ss thev n.ve , r-en ruiplfM f"r ynr while tf-e fih- t errpen's wie r-tfve " ftth k-t lifmr.it. I "Of tif,. wi nf rir txrtt namr- ! ai'y pet iround to rwe papr t ib eventu a''y. and it tl. Bm1on dcsct-nclaiits of M; j stern and rock-houud 11. trims a.sii t b , rnller--h. wervwli! Itnt ahy chn-jid j the- !afllr devote tlivlr mok houe to t'ie j little l-aper mk bouquets when t;ire irt I r mariy oilier trior rffwtive fmckt to ; pov. Uat- tVr, art rot tK eff mir,f. ? "Why i!(ti t m,ii? fair society dme , wrap her hand panted feat tit sro'Jnd a j b ark Havana i-an'tela occasionally or is j around a eov.i of Manna cheroots for a j Pt.ihnijin.'? 1 (1'i't t'-ir.k of any niorr ! pleasingly raa.-ru; i rw slM Un a fslr drbiitmff puTflna; a brunette Puerto Rico weed etr coupons toSay. "If triat Is too dainty and ladylike for );er, let the fair would-be smoker ncg.-.iire the f ir hui-it F.ell-v me. It Is far more Torota and tiie ix"-fnme i more tni dine and lasting. A if ry woman a ho ha colored a m-r'i.aiim or better at! II. ba moked a claj dudheen until It l b'ack .n tne fa,.lil not Jiave t i ay a aord to adrertiaa tbe fact tbat b t an adanced female. . w , -j CYfe. V In cmy natural that. a the faif aex In utrolted la I'Miorado. tt de-ref to bava a f- roll of Colorado Maitura TAhy phouldn't lorely woman preffr l-er-featna to nrte-tioe? Although, truth to tl. he iM not Inclined to the fraarant Havana nor the rumble domestic, except whtti ber mufical tatff caaae her to et ti e ( .ara for tbelr hand. u.fjie trie df-ar creatures m ho take tu -noain-'ork- up to amoke puff ll.nrua-h the rem of the puff famis-iw-der. hair and oeaepaper. I doubt whether. If they bad t chooae bwen the smoke rtn, and the aolitalre. they wauld clinB to ; "STCxiKYT." I the tirard that fartc in a momeft. but yon ! car.'t tell. Some female Kiplirg miy rise up. bloatnn clouds to or.e aide and the other, and dah off aotnth!ri clawy aUiut. What is a man but a pieve of ch"ee? What is a man but a )e? I A man if only a man to pleane. ( Hut a rittmaroct is a smoke ( "Althouith eome may d-r.y that lster j asertlon. nevertheless the fair one favor i those perfumed contrivance ahich irive I off a blast like a drug stor- fire comrnuni j catinir to a barber shop. You don't catch I society dame not even Plttshur ones I amjlinf the delights of the atoire . a grand old smoke, although amitchtnen. teiearaph operators and copy readers pre fer them for eatings. And that reminds me. if the m'oroen are roina m rr harem trousies, why not outfit them with hip pockets to carry plug cut chewing tobacco In? If the othera of the swaager. w anicle and wobbj set could only see how cute a woman can look chewing plug cut I'm, sure It would start a fad." "Are you advocating a double code of e'Jilcs on cigarettes?" said Friend Wife. -No double certificates." answered the Tired Kusiness Man. (Copyrighted. by X. T. Herald Co.) r Spring and Summer Wearing Apparel ' For aii sae tje plainer morning gowna ahd traeelmg'dreaae short sleavea are uHsl. ,0n few of thr moat elaborate afternoon gowna the sleeve are aa ahort ar were most eveTiing dresses af the past inter. Win little more than sleeve cap, tat thie Itmtur is ml seen among the mt,mi exawwerateo 'i i"' ail? not be Toliowei oy faahion again. For afternoon there are brown auede pumps that are eitremely pretty and far more comfortable la warm weather thn the long popular patent leather. A..d the well . ,. .A A esd Arican woman np a-.-te t W- ti a ruling feature of her out j.l The hew tbree-quarter sleeves are a i ji.w k.niuno ahape-that li to aay. they . f Joose from Ike shoulder. To finish the '!,e.e there Is aeaeraUy band of lace or ii.auuot- tii','1ncTJ Th Mr- at sleev.and tie slevs In the roorn itt awns are either long or shorter length. preierreJ. ,',i,Mltii le sole or th eaheerest lawn i.i i Mlste procarable forms the yoke and ..Uars ot ali gowns and waists save those th transparent lace yokes. A narrow voke of thia very thin material la sure te tie becoming, and this season all color an vwke must be sheer. Ft. hua Of chiffon or finest lawn are no- tions Thev y V tleaLie on inr the narrow fk hui of the French 1 ...... ii - a . ,ul flrmm revolutionary ays aman n u.- . about tha jboulder so aa to give as nar row a line a poMMble- The Martha Wash ington fichu Quit a different shape, it wifl be .remembered- Ide and pointed In back, covering great part of the waist instead of slmpty forming a pretty trim ming Just beneath the yoke. lilgn. iwund waist llnea have teen adopted by all.' a thi at le of drej is becoming t th. matron well aa the mlae. No mat ter, hoar loaeJy. fashion piate la copied Jhe drM -wi'.t never lok well If the line are unauitabln to th wearer, but In the matter of th rJ-d waistline one need Jtav no newiiamy on thia ore-the Btj 1 t becoming to any figure. The useful dres this year escape the ground but only by an inch or two. Short aklrt are. la favor. fr matrons a well a young -artria. The fashionable train of th moment ts a little fishtail or really bird tail affair ent very short and narrow. raneis ar ei on- many of th newest akina. When striped materia.s are com bined V.y j.vn klns tl.is panel la fre ix.y ut tiia . piain material in cloth frock the panel Is f eatln or of ailk. For all dtlme wear the smart glove this spring are a ltsnt champagne color. These tan g'ovvs come in just a aufflclent g'ad of shade re maae rt ixisalble to find a ten fur a g-jwu t'f nearly any hue Sued are generally preferred to Kiaie kid. but th latter certain'y give far more s;lsfw.tory nil j 4w TFr v ---- - c- : -'zZ- -4 I MCUWIS ano , ,, TV C- -Ml CO. ifltiE, Dees c5unior.DirthdaiBc3dr This is -the Day We . Celebrate Yc h i To vw. kA 1 hi South Hth l. March 24, 1911. Name anl AcMrrvs. St lol. Madolio Augustsoo. 2434 South Twentieth Ave . . . Castellir Elmer Ralph Anderson, iii South Thirty-fourth i't . . Columbian. . ... Clarence W. ,3ama, 1134 South Thirtieth Aw... Charles Boyden. J620 Manderson St Ague Byrnes, 218 South Kighteenlh St Gwendolyn P. Bean, 4760 North Twenty-fourth St. Peter Cawy, 3203 South Twentieth St David Clark. 701 South Sixteenth St Walter Campbell. 4113 Center St Gertrude Dodfte. 405 North Twenty-aefenth Ave... Year . , . 100 . ..1S01 .l00 . ..l?0I . . .1S5 . . .104 . Park . . . Lot hrnp . . . . Castrllar . Saratopa . . .Vinton ...JSQ2 . Leavi-M rth Ik97 .Beats . . . Webster 1905 Alice C. Douglas. 24 South Nineteenth St Leavenworth .....1S01 Ella. M. Eidson. 2910 Manderson St Clsrm Eln 220S North Twenty-first St. . . . William Glnits. 312 North Twenty-second Hugh Gnlt, 3111 Curtis St Alfred Green. 11 Vinton St Era Goldberg, 3042 South Eighteenth St... Blanche Harris. 3008 South Thirty-first St.. Ralph Henry, 1054 Vi South Twentieth St. .. Roy Harvey, 2132 North Twenty-seventh St. Ethel Jackson. 3020 Franklin St Lester Johnson. 2S20 Fort Omaha Ave Edward Kupplg. 2802 Grand Are Elizabeth E. Laux, 3340 Lartmore Ave Druid Hill. . ... . . .1904 Kellom " . .1900 St Central U99 Saratoga 1900 :.. Vinton .1194 Castellar ........1902 . . . : Windsor ....... . .1903 Mason 1902 . . . . Long .1900 . . . . Long . 1901 ....Saratoga .' '. .1S9S Saratoga 198 . . . . ilonmouth Park...lS99 Mlnnio M. Meyer, 113 North Nineteenth St Kellom . ..1S97 Just Pay Your Money and Take Your Choice of Titles J Mabel G. Miller, 3105 Marcy St Park .. Kenith H. Nichols. 2407 Chicago St Central Paul O'Leary. 1619 Dodge St Caaa Russell Olson. 2919 Ergklne St Howard Otto Piths, 1910 South Eighth St Lincoln Kennedy. .U99 ,19t5 .1S99 .1901 .1899 Mark Pllley, 3520 South Twentieth St. Vinton 1905 Vernon. Leon Potter, 2118 South Forty-sixth Ave. . . .Beals ... Daisy Rich, 3319 Dodge St Farnam if ,Iry wear. Taa shoes la loi Uxfurd last ar In T I J IT At X i 11 if i . ? 0 1; b' f.F,' f -O ' IT Herr Direktor Podsu baa rented office in New York and I only awaiting the ar rival of two assistants from. Berlin to begin business. So h told the interpreter at tbe Waldorf. Perbap one baa not beard' of Herri Direktor Podaua, aay the - World. Nevertheless be aay he la known to prince. dukea. baron. and ail other grades of continental nobility. many of whom have been hia clients In seeking matrimonial alliance. Tbe herr direktor came over to th United State about two ki ago anf spent three day looking about. Then he an nounced that New York was ripe for his enterprise, that the wood bordering on Fifth avenue and other thoroughfare were teeming with persons anxious to get mar ried, and said be waa th person to bring them together. What Induced him to com over In th first place, n said, waa that : so many Americans called at his office In Berlin, and so many others wrote to him from over here, disclosing a dealr to quit th single life and ?klng tf Is could not nerp then oat and ancScVntaJry supply a UU. 1 Chicago beirease who have been pining for alliance with the youth of th Euro pean nobility need pine no longer, accord ing to th Inter-Ocean. Their prtnc awaits only an Introduction, and Miss Yrma Blerer of Vienna la ready to take car of that small detail. FrauJein Bleyer knows two Austrian princes and twenty fin looking Austrian counts who only wait ber word to sail for this country and carry away a brtd. "We. In Vienna, know," said Fraulein Bleyer, "that In the United State there are many daughter of millionaires who have had every possible luxury showered upon them sine their birth, but wbo long for what has always seemed to them un attainable, namely, pride of family and social position, - I can give them both. "I hav on my Hat two princes, brothers, one 3 and th other SS years. Both ar officers in tn Austrian array, and their regiment is stationed at Vienna. Their family is of ancient lineage and they awn two cast! in Bohemia. Each has a for tune of na.io.ooo. Th American girls must bring them fortune equal to their own. "Another of my clients Is a Bohemian count. St years old. H is of fin family and ancient ancestry, and la a member of Parliament. It may Interest American girls to know be Is so popular that women who attend th sessions of the Parliament war their handkerchief wbea h speaaa." Lucille Red g way. 616 South Twenty-second St. Roweaa Ryan. SIS North Twenty-fifth St Mary Staunlak, 2507 Bancroft St Hazel Solomon, 2619 Decatur St Nathan Schulze, 2S64 Ames Are Helen Rchort, 310 Bancroft St Arthur Sholkofskl, 2710 South Twenty-first St. Harlan WelgeL 4 23 Xorth Thirty-fourth St... . .Mason ........ . .High . . . 1m. . Conception . . .Long .. . : . ..Saratoga . - Bancroft . . .Cass . . . . . . Webster . .1902 . .1904 ..1901 . .1895 . ..1903 ..1897 . .1S94 . ..1901 . .1901 . .1900 Paul A. Tager, 4602 Maple St Clifton Hill 1903 Fun With Colored Easter Eggs All real boy and girls rtjor helping to J In the cold. Play several rounds, chang dye the pretty colored eggs for Easter .int the position of the reserved seat all the day and searching for them hidden In " "a lex " lcose wno sre left out Eactr nests around the garden ; but per- J haps few know what splendid game may j -The Weekly Bumble Bee OL. 1. OMAHA, MARCH 24, 1911. NO. 229. THB SIMILE BEE. A. STINGER. . . Editor Communications welcomed, and neither aignature nor re turn postage i-wjuirea. Aa ars in EUilor. NO BAD MONEY TAKEN. NO AVS AT ANY PRICE. D0W5 AT LINCOLN r fiertMtil. 'Has Perry ever done antting t adj to t!. geiy ut natiis" Yr He iri t srnak French. Orr- j mil an iiaiisn w n-n ne ta in ivww- trie Haryr s FUiar 1 Way of aa Optimist DEDUCTION. r Tou li aJam find me on th sunny k1 of the street." laughed one woman whose family is. til accred.ted her with vs years, though an axe expert would have aald she was not a day over 30. ' Mow do )uu do It?'' she waa asked "Well. It s a lutig nor), but I'll tell you how I bctan," the woman confided from lit that wtre aa soft and freeb and scar let aa tb of a debutant. "ine day I happened arroa a brief para grai'h atxiut the effect of doleful or un piraaant subjects for cta versa tlonal uae I Tnea I began th.nk.ng what a disagreeable I lmpreskloa of myself I might leav with : the other eron and how I dampened my !i own si in is by th rwcitaJ of giurn things. !Ugat than and there I began forming a new habit- Whenever I introduce a sub . ject I snentaily louk tt over and aect its bright potnta. Wben m on eia begin j t talk of th dark thtnge 1 alowty im th trend of coo eraatlon Into another and I suvre op(iraiuc channel. The result Is I bat grown t avoid un ! p!eantrtea. 1 )w aay unkind thing i about my fnma and when 1 srveet ae- )uaniimH vea lor a fw su'aulra I lest them w-tth a c-beery tboaght that radiate It aunabin tu aa who paaa tkat way.- A jnan ha bn borrowint morary uadcr my husband's name. ilut be sorncthinj tn a nam rM t-itfi sta. Hubby. Oar." sb aaid. "M t eu Pvk a kind word t kid aad sua htsa wag bla tail? H haaa't had 4 of - erciM ibdajr. Lif. CosBlaaiB. Kai be It from us 10 enroll OareIvt! among those m no are listed as oeutg oioeU to good guvernnieni in any torm, but, at the rtta of twlng ao laialogued. Ye ' Editor pro poe to unburden himaeli of sum certain definite thought cunoerning recent proceedinga, bere and at Lincoln. first of ail. lei us again take a look at that provera of feuiumon, which aa)S to keep oar lea.per li ou epe t u win. Next, do not make the still greater uI?-tke ot cai:uig a iorniHknst everv nuin who dues not aiTee with you. Thia Is too commonly done by the rvf urmera. ihey iriAit that eaub man who doe not hoid to their pexmiar vies a is an enemy of ngnteouenee. ADott all, remember that your opponent may be our neigh bor, and you didn't know any thing bad of bun until be r- I jveJ to jln you in your crusade. Aim. remember that Omaha la not the worst governed city In ali the world. And finally. pity us la our dreadful condi tion, wben it reu.uirea the ac tive co-operation of etperta from Les kioine. Piattsmoulh aad boulh Omaha ts teii us of wnat w need te b saved. uovernment by commission Is perhapa what w need. U wi.i very liseiy b giveaa trial, but tt will be weil it we approarn th transition ta good humor, and not carry oter to tn new regim any ct the animcaitto lLat have uadt tbe old unpopular. tsrisi Fever Sets Hon. (eat te Harry Aleag Law Maklsc. (.From a taff Correspondent.) LI.nOjL.s, March SS. tepe ciai. ) neigi.o: lyooaing out in tne aust-coverd windows on tne gioriou Neorassn aay, lighted up by the arm sun 01 eany spring, doeaa t lnciina one to rrni work, and th member are being afterted by tut real i runs' im way of eprihg lever. 1 ne know that ALONG THE BIO GEA5DE imu Still Rale la Lead of the Cweti aad mil. the Hon. Lobeck baan't said so tn pubbc. but he did tail a fnend be Intended t drew th part wbn he got to Vtashiag ton. Reoiember bow T'ave aler ter spruid up? Cheer up Cbartie; ont Imt showed up at a Cosnntervtai ciub dinner with an eveamg auit on, and he was the omy on ther wh was so sttired. SlacaUr. Has It occured i you that for a project against whuh n real iipoiuaa 1 directed. great J f noise hi beag sua as tne campwign lor gov eminent by comtxiiaaioo? (From a taff Correspondent) AGI'AS HONIX). FocoTi.-m-po, klejico. March IS. tpocial and Particular )T Us nsr is getting on my nerves. It ts something awful. At tne pres ent outlook, in a month we will have two correspondents in the fieid for each soldado under arms, and then who can teU what will happen tney can I stand it ber m-co j for moTtT,, picture ojrators . .- - ! about all taken UD. ajid been ioaiing on the ob too lotig already. So tLty ar punlr.g legislation at top teed. fevensn to get into th open once more, ibis Is ta only reason for th apparent peace that prevalia her e now. jnry are all too busy to fight, iiut. don t tbuik they haven t got the willingness. 1 U bet that more bad temper per square inch can be found at tr.e state house right now than anywhere eia on earth. Trie flash may oozne at any time, and hen It doe, you il hear from Lincoln In a way that a Hi make the Mexican revolution sound lik a dull tea party. Hon. Aldrich took a band in th work of makirg iaw this week, by slapping a veto on a stock ards bill. He knows hat be wants a hen he wants It Hon. Oilis still can't under stand )ut why tt is that all men do not think aa he does, but maybe h will om day. Hon. Kiaoek is a nice little dealer, ali right; his bill to fix up the legislative district looks as U be didn t expect the peo).le ever would change their nunds again. But at that It s better than what we have bad lt put up witn in the r-at. L'ptesrn all is going lik It wa grease Hon. Wet la coming to tu front and ren ter a it a his itiiin. and Hon. Iry is getting ready to that be is beaten. That's all that disturbs the holy hush that marks the daily doings skxig th spacious thorough fare which ar s busy dur ing th state fair tune. IKE A newer. Frank Harrison dneant think saaeii of the lewismtur. It refused t vote tor county as tiaa That ougat t b la favor f Frana. for tf th tell had psuased. he 4 bar had t look up another graft. what th lata arrivals will do is mora than can b foretold. General Lagun d Arroo, who is In command at thia Important point. complains that hi army is worn out from its marching and eoun-ter-marehing in front of tb camera, and that ail three of hi men demami that an eight bour acbadui be adopted, with halt-holiday on Saturday, and not more than forty-eight hours per ween under any c r cumataaoe. It ts understood that tin Is th practice in the weat. a here Oeaerai Viilareal is maintaining a cloned shop. I am toid that no on without a clear card, showing due fuily paid up. is permitted to bewr arm under (general Vi.iaxeavl. As his army ha been re cruited mostly In and around Lo Angelea. it may ba well understood that hi m n ar ali reliable unionist. Applica tion for a charter from in American Federation of Labor baa been made, and tnis give VillareaJ s army a real Inter nauonal asict- I have een nothing oi tne Insnrrecto since writing you last week, having been th guest of General Lnguaa d Arroya for several earn A nvan cans In last night and report tha4 ne rwbeis were eating recuiarly. and that aa long a lb supply of tortilla and frt)oea bead out arO boa ttU ties would b potponed. Cn grande baill 1 ached -uled for ei ebbdo noch and I ant told that at this a fiesta wmi be planned, which wut bring ail hand together. Viva U guarra! PEDRO. tavevt. Wba tb dull day of th summer com. ne real sport r&ay b had by arraiig-.ng a aeras t ante race between th nnoss city detavrunecta. Ot coursa. th e-hool board will be give a handicap and tb haaJta eautment will h detirrsd from competing. PEES05AL. Ed icer took a look over th metro poll Wednesday. Bill Huseneter was at the benguet the other niglit. and be didn't have one on either. Old Doc Hoffman has gon to Old Point Comfort for a spring vacation. Old oc Gts is looking after his patient. Chet Aldrich looked the town over th other night, and said h could ae some improve ment. He promise to help out frequent along the same line. John Kennedy la ther and over when It comes ts hand ling mixed aasemblagea. If John had staid In congress, had have been speaker by thi time. be played with them before they are finally cast aside. Not a party or anything arranged In advance with fuss and feathers, but Just good sport that can be played at any tim during th holiday, when six or eight of you ars together and each ba a colored egg or tno to lend. RESERVED SEATS. A very exciting game which will remind ' you of "Going to Jerusalem" is called ' "reserved seats." It la a splendid laughter medicine, and this Is the way to play It: Have just as many chairs as there are children playing, eight or ten of them it possible, and arrange tham back to back. On on chair put a colored humpty. leav- j sit down, too, whether Uwy hav ven t teg tb other seats wit Lout This is tbe reserved seat and no player may us It. Th company form in line and some older person pl)s a lively tun on the piano, to which the children march, cir cling around th chair. Wben th music stops, which la always suddenly, tb play ers serambl for tbs seats, but the on reserved by the egg cannot be occupied, so that one person ts sure to be left out in the cold during the different marches do funny things to amuse the -company. THE SILENCE GAME For this amusing pastime ctoooo a daxjt colored egg. as small as pof?:tler and give It to the player who Is to btgln the fun. This player remains ,Ju th parlor, while all the others go oat fr .'j a moment Into the adjoining room or ' taiL A mo ment later they ar called back and by this time the person holding the egg w ill i hT placed It In some prominent position where it i not exactly hidden, but rather inconspicuous, o as to be Immediately seen. Tbe idea is that aa soon as. any one perceives the ej;g. r.e or she says nothing, but quietly takes a scat and remains silent ' Thia is s signal fur all tlose xJaiina- iu he egg or not. But so many players will be too busy searching and Utik.ng ' to remark that some one Is silUag down. One by one the player sink quietly Into their seats Aa soon as all but one hav sat down th seated players cry out in chorus "-Silence." three times, and th. person -w tie la caught must pay a forfeit. A funny forfeit la to condemn th person caugut to roll an egg all around the room with a ' match stick. Chinese Irishman fra hii aiAHT err. know that !. Th Bvmtla Be. Tasl. . Hush Itttl cabby, lot ywu cry You'll be chauffeur br aid by. E. X Frr.s any Tn a Leon wa wrong, there a spring m Florida; its ali tb Urn sunimec glad t Re O. Is starting something up. I se thia time, in dainty rhyme. He sings of his quart cup. Out at th s:nk. b take a drink. And finds it doth bis bis. It falleth not to touch tb spot. Ltk high-bail or gln-Czs. In stansaa three, I do not se Just what be driving at. Joy fills th cup h drinks It up Is water good as that? It beats tb Dutch to drink so much Of "Muddy Miasou" Juice. And lo. we see a mytery! It turn a poet loose! Right at th sink, he takes a drink There "method in his anad nesa." From hi quart cup be takes a sup That fin hi heart With gladness. Now whisper, boys, and max Wa ve urly got him fixed. TV son ot a gun what has a done? Tb dnnx he took Was mixed: Y. B. T. - gTst A IiST ITf I do not Uk teepl wh d not lik aim. Toe peopi Uk that hav sser Judgment, yeu see: Bat too wno say aic things 4 arte I earueiav. 6 grwrsoo and sen ribs they aiwav swam. Aed why this Is so I am smts I dont know I auppo you wtild call It a cart no oewew. But tf peopl I with rsy views will agree. I am sur theyr id4. with good sens, la. C M. "Samuel Mahoney!" cried Judge Shortall of Baa Frsndsco, having arrived at tb fifth cas on th morning calendar. As ther was do response, th Judge called th again somewhat impatiently, rail th Call. Tall that defendant in th hall." be said to the bailiff. V"hli th stentorian volt of the bailiff waa roaring down tb corridor a small, blinking Chinese stole quietly to the witneas chair, and. with a deferential attitude, faced th magiatral. "What ar yo doing hereT asked Judge Bhortail. "Ms ails saro Earn Maboney," said the Chine. "Ms catch um laundSe. T7Z Tent stleet." Where did you get that namT" afked tha Judge sternly. Wan time nv all same Lee Wong Ho. Bom tim ru cat chum blianesa, sabbe blisne? On mas he ear, -Sam Mahonev. him pletty good na fo' blisne..' so I fix um sign all same Sam Mahoney." "Do you soaa to aay that you hav that nam over your loundry r" asked Judge Shortall In a horrified tone. "Buah, him pletty good nam." Th charg preferred against Sara Ma honey was cruelty to animaia, and he was specifically accused bl driving a bora Mi shoes of which were far too small. The Importanr of ths cas. however. Instantly was scltpaed by the defendant s startling announcement that h was Barn Mahoney. "Ar you sur your name is no Oppen helm or Andrec J", asked Judge Shortall. "Oh, nor exclaimed the Chinese, screw ing UP his mo! s4 wrinkling his eyes "N. m no popybjn. M a lie sam Sam Mahoney." , "Ar yeu going la leav that sign up over your laundry aii th time?" asked Judg ShortsJl. "8aaa, answered Bant Mahoney, nodding Um (oo4 tuuna fo Ulsnsss. sabbe T' Turning to DeterU fergeants Billie Minn than. John Collins and Policeman James Culiinane. Judge Ehortall said; "I will appoint you gtrniien.ea a cotnmltta to Investigate this: Me send him boase to b.icktmitk." said ea-ra Maboney. "Caccbe big bo dis time." "Very well; have it don immediataly and tax off that name and I wfH dismiss th EXPLAINED "Wby nre-majriAgicuxriuch Cbastpcr than divewtx)"