TTTFi BEE: OMAHA. MONDAY, MARCH 'JO, 1011.
The ee'g ne aaziip f)ajf e
OHhe Bees cJunior Birthday Dgdr
The Tired Business Man
TIM 1 rloml Wife to
Klijttiinl ally ItreaMie
Oranges March 17.
HY WAI-TKIl A. SINCLAIR.
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Rather oiM.-tl!l soldiers out for drill
should go heavily armed with cartridges,"
observed l-'rleml. Wife. .
"Ah, but they are the (Hive drab branch
of peace," re minded tl Tired HuMlness
Man. "Anyway, they're in the Wg League
and have a rtgM.'tu go to Texas for spring
training. Who says they hever rome back?
And the neighbor aurim.t th southern
fence don't fleefl to train, because they
have names like a string of Pullman tars,
thus constituting a train, ax it were.
"Anyway, the Khort atory writer had
to have aomethlng to uce. They've worked
the aeroplane and the' imaginary Hnlkan
kingdom to death and need a llule of that
4- virne, ruggea piaiQsnisn fuiu 10 seepwne
'Wrrom thejioiary. Full many a hack
writer can now afford to bca tak or taxi
cab rider, a tho result of the fresh im
petus given the Inspiration. Rapid fire
author, who write from the hip about
smoking revolvers and smoking cigarettes
and 'chaps,' vaciucron, haciendadoy, or
dodoea, as the c aim may be, and all that
aort of thing, are Just naturally wallow
ing around in that cent-a-word restoration
Of confidence and confidence games.
"A for the sung writers. Oh, say, Doc!
It they're not putting up war horrid front
and rnaklng It' more horrid 1 miss a guess.
Already three shifts are working night
and day to' turn out the , goodby-bugle-tnarch-and-aprll-away
. Junk. Men with
cracked ice on their brows are deserting
the more lucrative" occupation of writing
advertising rhymes to the self-snciiflclng,
patriotic labor of turning out that martial
hurrah line of goods for the western trade.
"And are they Up agalnAt It? Relieve
mubl 'TIs no ,:slneeore to Inflate the
divine afflatus and hash out rhymes about
auch place as (Chlh,uahua, Guadalupe,
Zacatecaa, Guanajuato, Quitovaqutta,
Oaxaca, Uuadaiajara (delayed on account
of scarcity of -lower case a s), Tabasco
that' a hot one! Auguascallentes, Papgo
lf mama let him), Popocatepetl, and
points west on Track Numbeh L'mph!
"Think of an ordinary one-cylinder song
writer struggling with cut-out puzzles of
syllables like those, or a balladlst could
exude them. Belpg a patriot I've hurled
rry self Into the .breach and put out the
vCllowlng patriot lor ballad, to-be taken with
"lereoptlcon elides and sung by a gent in
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I Selecting, tljj Early Spring Wardrobe j
NEW TORK, March 16. The city dweller,
If aha would know the exact season at
the year, must keep a calendar near at
hand, ao confusing' are the Bhop windows
with their displays of eheerest summer
fabrics, new spring' hats and dainty para
sols side by side--with wonderful bargains
In fur and heavy homespun suitings. With
only a small, amount In thepocketbook,
and that amount to pay for an entire
spring and summer' outfit, a walk through
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as of the shopping centers la dtstrercintJiv !
confusing. Whether to Invest in Some of
th exquisitely prettv figured hutiste.
which are offered now at the temit.n.-f ad
vance season prlceij, or to buy as origin.
Int.n UhiTlh rt MtrltM4 In... Ii
which la to be made up at once, and was
nee, and was
prdttion. u a
the original object of the ex
grave quentlon ittn there la enough for
only one or the other. Or again, is It
wisest to purchase material for one of the
delightfully stuartT Httle short taffeta
Jacket that can be "worn with each and
every gown uv the. outfit during the sum
mer aa well as lit, the spring months, or
te buy the material for an essentially prac
tical but prihai'S not, qiute so smart a
long cloth wrap? Ueattv these are serious
problem when there is but a small dress
allowance to meet them with.
This ought to be a good )ear for the
woman of economical aspirations, for naver
Hi? U 1 pFf
f W'.f A) Km
sw ' i.V" . -t - liy
ilk
' waa such scant material to be allowed foi
i In ordering a di.as Ungth and It Is alc
I V Oyear when woi; i)wit- Is a genuine aim.
jTnnpllclty of lns stinpllclty In effect, and
tllowed for
Llo
' actually const jTkble simplicity of detail
are features of th.a sptitig and summer
f fashions. There are no fusvv liul ruffles,
nor "fluffy" l. The fr!t impreaijn
of th fhlon.f xi miniunt is of a
decided and it.f ni:,-: pleavmg simplicity,
7 a ftgui sliuws a doniruiy auia uv
Buiiis
"STICKliOPTICON Sll.DK."
dress suH with a silk handkerchief scraps
the lower portion of the shirt bosom. A
few chords, pleaf-e!
"Molly Cuddle, don t you hear the -jingoes
blowing.
1'on't )ou hear the le ixnnon roar?
And it's nw to the ftnnt I am goinK,
To niHneuvefM. a riftir.i' for war.
To the land of the hot, hot tamale
I'm ordered at d break to rr.
From mv Molly, oh golly! what folly!
To make faces at the foe
COARSIi.
"(Joodliy. Molly Coddle!
To the Hlo cirande I'll toddle
For a practice drill
And a fever fill
1 must eat the mess camp mixtures.
(Tune changes to Georgia.)
"Juarez! Juarez! the plnre the races r;m.
Hurray! Juarez! we'll swelter in the sun.
We 11 march away where war aoounds.
And call off fights because "net grounds,'
'Too cloudy for moving pictures!"
"That's as far as 1 got at the first sit
ting, but 1 defy you to find any more
senxe or originality in it than you can
rind In the ordinary run of regular and j
militia war ballads. Pome class, eh?" j
"Wasn't there any . place excepting j
lexaw, asked Friend Wife, "where ttfey
could mobilize?"
"Sure. Mobile, Alabama," vald the Tired
Business Man.
(Copyright, 1911, by tho N. Y.. Herald Co.)
little spring frock of cloth and foulard ;
combined. The cloth was used for the
apron" front and back and the foulard ,
for the sleeves and side sections. Old i
blue was the color of the cloth, and the
foulard, which had a small black figure,
showed this color In the foundation. A
Voke and collar of Irish crochet completed
the costume.
In one' of the smartest out-uf-door- cos
tumes of the spring season the waist was
a very simple affair with two wide tucks
forming a panel effect. The yeke skirt
which fastened on the hip an Inverted pleat
at each side. The material was pearl
gray cashmere and the trimming of black
silk braid.
Of color the favorites so far 'are a
brilliant and beautiful cherry; next is a
superb, true emerald green. I'lnk In all
tones la suggested on the advance sum
mer frocks, while all the champagne and
corn color are much In vogue. At this
time of year black and white combina
tion have a great reign of popularity, and
this year is certainly no exception to the
rule. There is no limit to the combina
tion of black and white. Th smartest
satin coat and skirt custumea are of black
relieved with collar and revers of white
moire, while the newest Importations of
advance summer costumes shaw a number
of white batiste frock trimmed with girdle
and deep border of black velvet, and the
white linen, and duck Jackets and long
dust coat are many of them adorned with
black velvet collar and cuffs.
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Oh, You Goose Liver
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"Nothing is better," said Cordon lileu, a
he sat back full to repletion and happy,
"than fole gras, or fat goose liver. A foie
gras Is the slse of a two-pound steak, it I
a white a milk, and it tastes rath-r like
ground peanut butter. Yet, so light and
ethereal Is a foie gras, greenhorn would j
take It for Bometning powaerea up ana
whipped, like ciVam. .
"You know how they get tht-se livers?
They hut up the goose, and the tuff
him wtlh food forced through a hos. He
must eat, whether he want t ar not
He Is Exactly like the suffragette htmgur
striker In London whom the home office
fed through stomach pump.
"It takes years to fatten a goose to the
point where his great white liver I a big
a foot ball, but lately a genius ha
arisen in Frances who will fatten him In a
few months.
"This quick, cheap fattening Is accom
plished by the addition of salts of sorrel,
or binoxalate of rotah. to the goose's fond.
The binoxalate of potash works like a
rharm. The only trouble with the uperh
livers It produces Is thrt IhVse livers, con
taining oxalnte of potassium, occasionally
kill those who eat them.'"
Cordon Bleu smiled ironically.
"Hut In these d of Industrialism," he
sA'd, "when proKrty Is sacred and life
neap that doesn't matter"
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Loyal to the Limit
In the service of a Richmond family is
an old darky who, in ona capacity or an
other, has served them vlnce his birth.
11 Is now the coachman.
Of recent years the old fellow ha grown
a bit testy and Insubordinate, giving much
trouble and annoyance to hi mUure. Not
long ago hi conduct became unbearable,
and the lady of the house decided to dis
miss him. Calling him into her presence,
she said:
"Moses, I cannot stand this any longer.
You must look for another situation. You
will leave here at th end of th month."
The aged darkey regarded her In silent
amusement for a while, and then the
characteristic "loyalty" cajne to th sur
face ' I ain't gwine to do anything of de kind,
missy." he said. "I drove o' to de church
to be baptixed. 1 drove o' to ) niarnaae;
j and I'll stay to drive o' to )o' funeral."
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To Live to
In hi book, lately published in the Hun
garian language and tianslated Into al
most every modern tongue, I")r. Lorand
ays that from the recent reports of the
register ofices of .Austria, Germany,
Fiance and England It appears that we are
justified In assuming that tnoiign nie ia
usually limited to 55 or 60 years, It may
occasionally be prolonged to 100, or even
more, by the operation of certain Internal
and external agencies.
By studying these we may eventually
be able to prolong the Uvea of many indi
vidual beyond 80 or even SK, and to pro
long our term of youthfulness by ten or
twenty years, says the British Medical
Journal. We need no longer grow old at
40 or 50. This can be brought about ny
improving the functions of a certain few
of the glandular structures- of the body,
providing one or more of the main organs
have not already been too gravely com
promised by incurable organic disorders.
To prevent old age coming on too soon
the first condition necessary Is the posses
sion of healthy ductless " glands (chief
among them being the thyroid, the ad
renals, the pancreas and the liver), and
this depend upon heredity.
Marriage la an invaluable aid In the
struggle against old age. If married life
I one of the beat means of restating the
approach of old age; on the other hand, It
Is positively certain that unhappy mar
riage are the surest means of hastening
It oncoming.
To avoid premature old age and early
The Real
Over in the corner of the roundhouse,
where Of Agne. the "biggest fool" en
gine on the road, was puffing away her
indignation at being forced to work on a
double-header on the Melt line grade, an
engine wiper slowly wa going hi round
of the locomotive, flaring hi oil lamp here
and there, and, meantime,, singing:
Casey Jones mounted to de cabin;
Casey Jone. wii m oomis
Casey Jones mounted to de cabin
An stahted on his Journey to de prom
ised lun.
After that followed 15 o.- 33 more varie
gated and sundry verses. Then th man
who was Jut "Jimmying around" became
Imbued with a aplrlt of curloalty.
"That thing' gone all over th country.
hasn't It?' he asked.
The engine wiper paused. Then, a he
ineared a tately course of grease acroaa
hi fae, he spoke.
I knowed hyn well." b said.
Who?"
"Why, Caaey Jone"
"Casey T"
"Sure; he as real as anybody that ver
pulled a throttle. He used to live out In
California. Ol' Jlininy waa a wiper on th'
Santa Fe. He and Caaey Jone. course that
wasn't hi real name, but Jlminy Jut put it
In there to make thing rhyme, were regu
lar pard. F.veiy night, when laseyu
ome In from his run. Jlminy d have ome
... . kim ' like
new vers iixea ui mi u...., -
this:
They took po" Caey to d eemetrea.
All in a wood klmona Jus' 'bout six foot
three:
They laid him down In de col col groun ,
An' th' weepln' family member stahted
back to town.
Casey Jone didn't mind It. Cour, It
all atarttd In a Jok. and gradually him and
Jlminy began fixing up verses and verse.
They tartd Casey Jone out on th road
and they got him In wreck and they took
him to th undertaker and they bad bia
wife blm there something like this:
Well, de engine bumped an' Casey flew.
Over d headlight an' d pilot, too.
Wife next day ad bis face all patched.
bald he d made a good entry if he badn t
got atratched.
"And all th time th' other fellows at
th roundhoua were getting onto th thing
and they like the tune and they began
singing It and fixing up vaiae to It, and
then It began to get out of th roundhoua
aul Into lb city. TUcu a couple of vaude
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(Copyright. 1H, by the N. Y. Herald Co.)
a Hundred
death we have to follow these rules:
Wear loose collars, becausW A, light col
lar present obstacle to the tree circula
tion of the blood throngh the thyroid.
Io not, take too much
meat, because
abundance of meat
alters the.'ductles
glands. i se '..
Take large quantities of mllkl' this being
the extract of various glands, and espe
cially that of the thyroid.
Be aa much as possible in the open air,
and especially in the sunsh'ne. and take
plenty of exrclse, taking care to breathe
deeply and regularly.
Take a bath daily, and, in addition, once
a week or every two weeks take a Turkish
or vapor bath.
Wear porous clothing, light hat and low
shoes.
Go early to bed and rise early.
Bleep in a very dark, very quiet room
and with a window open, and do not sleep
lea than six or more than seven and a
half hour.
Have one complete day's rest in each
week, without even reading or writing.
Avoid mental disturbances or worries.
Be temperate in the use of alcohol and
also In the use of coffee or tea.
Avoid plnces that are overheated, espe
cially by steam, and badly ventilated.
Replace or re-enforce the functions of
the organ which may have become
changed by age or disease, by means of
the extracts from the corresponding or
gan of healthy animal.
And never say die.
Casey Jones
ville fellow got hold of the thing, sang it
one night on the tage and since then the
blooming engineer song ha gone all over
the -country- Yep, I knowed him well."
Then again through th roundhouse came
the words:
He didn't stop fo' watah an' he didn't stop
fo' coal.
Han hla ol' engine In a 40-foot hole.
Finally got a derrick, pulled him out by hla
feet.
With th' 'ception of hi head be was all
complete
Casey Jones, 'ception of his head,
Casey Jones, he waa all compleie.
Caaey Jones, 'ception
There wa a wild rush of steam and the
singing wa silenced. Ol' Agnes, still angry
at that double-header proposition, had re
belled. Kansas City Journal.
Mrs. CarrlV) Chapman Catt, Jn an elo
quent addresa In New York, said of a
reactionary senator:
"He declare Uiat women have this lib.
erty and that liberty. He offers us this
undesirable privilege and that undesirable
privilege. He Is Just like Mr. Smiths' bus
band.
" My husband la the most considerate
and thoughtful person In the world,' said
Mrs. Smith to me.
" 'How? How o?" 1 asked.
" 'He ha given me,' said Mr. Kniith 'a
new writing creak, and he has actually had
two key made for it, so that. In case I
lose mine, he'll still have on. Did you
ver hear of such kind thoughtfulness?
Psyrkle ('rarity.
The Judge Can you describe any specific
act of cruelty on the part of your hus
band? The Complainant I should say I can!
Whenever he had anything to say to m
he'd call me up on the telephone and say
It. and then disconnect before I bad a
chanc to talk bark to him." Chicago
New.
If on th ruffled stream of life
feerenely you would float,
Cio throw your ancient oar away
Autl buy a niuiwr boat.
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Bribing His, Wife 1 f Flooring the Preacher -
111 1 lil VIV I
Jul tt
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WELLTHI5 IS
95,000,000
ttlLZS FROM
OUR FUR
Wifely Discipline
A popular revivalist had been holding
services at a town In Mississippi, when a
heavy rain came on, and he accepted an
invitation to pas the night at the house
of one of the townsmen. Observing the
preacher's drenched clothing, the host
brought out a suit of his own and sent
his guest upstairs to don It.
The good man had made the change and
was on his way back to the sitting room,
when the woman of the house came out
of another room, holding In her hands the
big family bible, out of which the minister
was to be invited to read a chapter before
fhe family went to bed.
She was not, however, in a very amiable
frame of mind, for careful housewives are
likely to be put out of sorts by the advent
of unexpected company, fleeing the revival
ist in his borrowed garments, she mistook
him for her husband, and as he passed In
front of her she lifted the book and brought
it down sharply" on his head.
"There!" she exclaimed. "Take that for
asking him to tay Ml night! " Lippln
cott's. r
Tickling 'Rastus
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"Human nature Is a queer mixture. Th
average man, next to good fortune himself,
1 best pleased to ee 111 fortune befall
his friends."
Th speaker, George Barr McCutcheon,
was responding to a toast on "Man" at
Chicago. He resumed:
"Once, bicycling In Georgia, I heard a
terrible hullaboloo In a cabin. Yells and
shrieks, obs and groans It wa evident
that a half dosen pickaninnies wer get
ting proprely whaled. I stopped, and eight
pickaninnies cams ruefuly from th cabin
rubbing their eyes with on hand and rub
bing part of their mall peron with
the other.
"Then out bounded a little chp with
loud, gleeful laughter, and, while hi
brother and iater wept, be threw hand
springs, cartwheel and omeault all
over the garden.
"The father of the brood, appearlnc
later, made thing clear to me.
" 'Yas, sah' he ald, 'hit wui Rastu
blrfday today,-eah. an' ah hadn't no caah
ter buy Mm nuffin', an' hit made m so
mad ter see his 111 bruddern an' ltern
all Jes' a gay a he wui dat I Je'
nacherl guv 'em all a good trouncin' while
Rastu looked on. Yo' e how pleased
he is ah-Jes' as pleased as If you'd gur
him ff cent ter celebrate oe aay,
A prominent minister, wishing to get
th opinion of the men of hi congregation
on some Important questions, sent them a
list for their answers. Among th questions
waa, "Why are men leas Interested In re
ligion than women r' One facetious fellow
replied:
Although the great Babatler would say,
Man is Incurably religloua.' 1 think I bav
seen some men permanently cured of the
malady. Hut bis Interest In women Is
deeper than that, and no antitoxin ha a
yet been discovered. So I would y, doc
tor, If asked for an opinion right o.'f th
bat, that men are less Interested in reli
glon than in women because, while thelr
intereat in th former may be called an
acquired characteristic, their Interest la
th latter I lunate and inherited. Hoping
this may be of som ervlca."
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Dai Health Hint
Cold ar not only caused by draughts,
wet feet and other obvious exposures. On
cause, not sufficiently estimated for It true
danger, la th breathing of our air. Plenty
of good oxygen prevent th taking; of cold.
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FRANCIS FOSTER URE.
Name and Addres.
Milton P. K. Adair, 1226 South Eleventh St.
Fern Arnold. 3529 North Twenty-flrst Ave..
George Elvln Ureeden, 1102 Capitol Ave...
Rose Campagna, 708 Pierce 8t
Chrlg Carleman, 3017 Jackson 8t
Harold Coupton. 3015 riahler St
Emma Cecha, 1408 William St
Edna Dickson, 635 South Twenty-flfth Ave.
Walter A. Foy, 3512 Harney St
Mildred A. Foote, 1120 Park Ave
Charles R. Uienger, 3339 Meredith Ave
Gertrude Gross, 2443 South Twentieth
Rena Gilbert, 1829 North Seventeenth
Lewis S. Green, 1423 Park Ave
Harry Holmes, 2611 Capitol Ave
Richard Humphrey, 4137 Ersklne St
William Hamilton, ,2318 North Twenty-second
Grace Hier, 5320 North Thirty-fourth
William Hurst, 2432 Blondo St
Eslel Holsten, 1611 Dorcaa St
Vela Klsor, 1145 South Twenty-eighth St.
James C. Longwell, Bachelors' Hotel
Margaret Lucas, 3720 North Thirtieth St.
Henry Lehmann, 1913 Spring St
Edward Joseph Miller, 2622 Camden Ave.
Eleanor Murray, 2232 Miami St
Petrea Anna Nielsen, 1219 South Sixth St.
Amy Obllnger, 2420 Hamilton St
Mark H. Pearce, 2538 South Ninth St
Violet Parkenlng, 4628 Cuming St
Lucy Rubenstein, 518 North Fifteenth
Anna Sorensen, 2810 Lake St
Lester Shlrby. 2643 Capitol Ave.-
'Carl Schropp, 2464 South Seventeenth
; Edward Schneider, 2510 Vinton St
Sarah Sorlne, 2044 North Twenty-flrst
Albert Thomsen, 3424 Jackson 8t Columbian .......1902
Steve Tott, 1207 Izard St Cass 1802
Edna Thram, 515 South Twenty-fourth Ave High ... ...... ..1896
Frances F. Ure, 2003 Blnney St... Lothrop 1905
Robert E. Victor," 2810 North Twenty-second St. . . . .Lothrop ......... .1897
Blanche Whitney. 1813 Ohio 8t '. Central Park. ....1903'
Frank Wandllng, 6420 North Thirty-seventh St Lake 1899
Edna Weir, 2627 Cass St High 1896
Margaret Woodruff, 8329 Lafayette Ave Franklin ........1897
Lucile A. Waples, 1606 North Twenty-eighth St Long ....1902
Otto Wesenberg, 4536 Marcy St Columbian 1903
William Ekstrand, 2510 South Twentieth Ave Castellar 1905
Tracy Yecha, 1430 South Twelfth St Lincoln 1901
Josle Ylrasek. 118 Pine St Train 1905
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Smokers' Early Trials
Delving back Into old hitory. th Phila
delphia Inquirer has found that America,
now the gladsome home of tobacco users.
was the most severe persecutor of the
smoker In the earlier day of the "weed."
Tobacco was only permitted to be planted
In small quantities "for mere necessity a
a medicine, and to be taken privately by
eld men."
The New England colonists were not per-
mltted to use It or to purchase It In a tav
ern. No man was allowed to smoke to
bacco publicly, nor even In his own house
in the presence of strangers. In some town
ships a medical certificate had to be pro
cured before a man might smoke.
Instance are found of enactment
against tobacco. Prominent among these
1 that Issued by King James I. On ac
count of the use of tobacco having become
universal among the ordinary folk, th now
celebrated "counterblast of tobacco" wa
published against a custom which wa de
scribed as being "loathsome to th eye.
hateful to the nose, harmful to th brain.
dangerous to the lungs and. In the black.
stinking fume thereof, nearest resem
bling the horrible Stygian smoke of the
pit that Is bottomless."
In 1904 King James endeavored to abolish
it us in ngland by imposing a heavy
Had 'Em Two Ways
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'Sine the abolition of the pa." re
marked a railway man, "officer of trans
portation companies hav been relieved of
much Importuning-from person desirous
of riding free; but now and then an In
stance occurs of ome Individual trying to
get the best of the companies.
"One of the funniest I've ever heard of
cam within the experience of an agent of
a company whose steamboats ply th great
lake. It 1 a standing rule of this com
pany that clergymen and Indian can
travel on It boat for half-far. A short
tim ago th agent In question wa ap
proached by an Indian preacher from
Canada, who asked for fre transportation
on th ground that h wa entitled to ooe
balf rebate because he waa aa Indian, and
the other haTT because he wa a clergy-
Dressed for th Water.
Colonel Kdward de Veaux Morrell
of
Philadelphia criticised at th Bar Harbor
Horse show the two extravagant liveries
and too bright fittings of a coach.
"It Is show, pur show," said Colonel
Morrell, "and In show there Is alwsys
something ridiculous. For example:
"The Uennan emperor, got up In th
sumptuous uniform of an admiral, said to
th crown prince on afternoon:
" 'I'd Ilk you to com out with me.'
"Th crown prince, remarking with sur
prise hi father's superb naval dress,
aaked:
" 'But where ar you going, sir?"
"To th aquarium waa tb reply. "
Day We
Celebrate
March 20, 1911.
Hchool.
. Pacific . . .
Druid Hill.
. Cass
. Pacific . . .
. Farnatn ..
Year.
..1898
..1904
.1897
..1900
.1897
Howard Kennedy.. 1899
. Comeniut ,
, Mason . . .
. Columbian
. Farnam . .
.1896
.1899
.1903
.1897
.1899
Clifton Hill.
Ave St. Joseph 1901
St Kellora .1R9
Park 1903
!.. Farnam 1898
Clifton Hill .1897
St... .Lake 1897
St Monmouth Park.. .1902
Sacred Heart 1898
Cantellar 1896
High 1892
Central 1897
Howard Kennedy. . 1900
Vinton ..... .1905
Miller Park ,1901
Sacred Heart 1901
High 1898
Kellom ,.. ..1899
Bancroft 1903
Walnut Hill. . 1903
St Cass 1899
Howard Kennedy . . 1894
.Farnam 1905
St Castellar 1903
Vinton 1905
St Lake 1900
penalty on spokera and in 1619 enacted
that no planter should cultivate more
than 100 pounds In Virginia.
During the reign of Elisabeth there was
Issued an ettict against the use of tobacco,
the reason for such an enactment being
ieat Ungllshmon should become Ilk th
barbarian from whom its us was de
rived." In lf90, when the use of tobacco cam
within the mean of th peasantry, Bhah
Abbas prohibited Its use In Persia. As a
consequence of this, It Is ststed that many
of bis subjects, rather than abandon Its
us, fled to the mountain. Smoking was
forbidden among the peasantry of Russia
under pain of having the nose cut off. In
the year 1653 the council of th Canton of
Aprenxell, Switzerland, cited all mukr
before them, whom they punished.
Smoking waa mad a capital offens la
Turkey by Arnurath the Third, and In
Russia a special tribunal was constituted
for the sole purpose of meting out punish
ment to those who Indulged in th habit! of
smoking. This remained In existence until
the eighteenth century.
In Constantinople every Turk vho wa
found smoking was punished by having a
pip transfixed through his nose, with the
result that tcday no Turk wears hla face
without some smoking utensil stuck In It..
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II wmcn rtoDoay uan Deny
J
That a picture may be badly hung Tven
when well executed.
That the more pork goes up, th lea
likely It 1 to go down.
That many gilt-edged securities confine
their guilt to th edge.
That present-day aeronaut ar th only
high flier ever to hav mad money at it.
That there' a lot of difference between
the high cost of living and the cost of high
living.
That the passive passenger In a crowded
car who pay for th right to stand up 1
not standing up for his right Warwick
Jame Prlc In Llppinootf.
Mar Beer, liar Health.
"Th lata Ell Perkins," said a magazine
dltor, "had an apt way of driving home
hla point with little' stories. . - .
"Perkins one offered m a sketch at a
bargain prlc. I accepted th sketch
eagerly, and I asked for mors at the sain
flgur.
"But Ptrk.ni, laughing sourly, shook bis
bead.
"He said I reminded him of a tramp to '
whom a genial old lady gv a nicktl,
saying:
" 'Her, my good man, take thl nickel
and drink my health In a glaa of bear.'
" 'Thank you, ma am,' said th tramp,
'But you look so Infirm, hadn't I bttg
drink two beersr" New York Trlban.
Moa nas bsn forced to make aa lnprs
toa ia bard steal by exploding dyaauu.a
upon It.
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