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Remit by draft, express or postal order, ps table to" The Bee Publishing Company, (mly 3-i ent atampa received In payment of mail accounts. Personal check except on Omaha and eastern exchange not accepted. FEBRUARY circulation. . 47,621 Stat of Nebraska, County of Douglaa, ssl ltwlght Wtlliama. circulation manager of The Me Publishing company, being duly worn, aaya that tha average dally sir ciNatlon, lee apoilad, unuaund and returned copies, for tha month of February. ln. wa ii.tu. bvviutrr Williams. Circulation Manager. Subscribed! In my preeenca and eworn to before ma thla 1st day ot March, 111 1 . (Seal.) 'HUBERT H L' NT Kit, Notary Public. subscribers lea vl.ua! lite cl(y trm porarlly ahoald bay Tha live tailed to them. Address will ba changed aa often aa reuaeeted. And in Kansas, Too. Kansas, is a great state for Innova tions. Rut Its Innovations arc chiefly In the lint Of moral reform. One It not accustomed to look there for new fads In criminal offenses. Yet Wich ita seems to have made a voluntary contribution of that sort. Its chief of police confesses to having trafficked In stolen pontage stamps. Implicating a former bank president and a bank robber. The latter asks for time to consult an attorney and the president denies guilt. Complications do not end there, for the grand Jury that disclosed the plot is Itself under a cloud. At least two of Its members are charged with hav ing; attempted to Influence the de cisions of three other grand Jurors, for a consideration, It Is alleged, of $10,' 000, These overtures were made in behalf of the banker Involved and at torneys for the latter admit that they were made, but with no attempt to corrupt the grand Jury. Which, of course, may be taken for what it Is worth. The whole proceeding dis closes shockingly bold work. With Kansas' native abhorrence for ways that are dark, the country will natur ally expect to see a most vigorous assertion of the law in this case, for, while the prosecution and execution fall to the lot of Uncle Sam, the state and the powers-that-be In Wichita un doubtedly can be of material assist ance In ferreting out and running down the guilty ones. have not taken the slightest chance on his promise to do so. He had reiter ated his determination to stand by his agreement not to make a fight to re tain power, but that did not prevent th llarrimans from making prepara tions for the opposite contingency. Interest In the situation is whetted to a keen edge by the threat of Frank Gould to disclose certain irregularities involving the transition that has taken place. The public will wait with more eagerness than patience for this bit of gossip. Mr. Gould, In the mean time, seems to get much satisfaction out ot the fact that '"we won repre sentation for the minority stockhold ers anta elected our nominee, R. L, Williams." His attack is aimed at the Standard Oil people. When these kings of commerce fall out the rest of the country la bound to sit up and take notice. The Alamo is making a desperate effort to "come back." When it comes 'Mo prize babies, Omaha challenges the world. But the chivalrous Captain Butt baa not yet been sent to the front. Divided as It is, the harem skirt can never expect us all to unite In its pralae. u Maybe Champ Clark knew that all those Missouri mules would be needed down In Texas.. If merely passing resolutions would do It, Omaha would long ago have out stripped Chicago and New York. The bellwether'Of the Water board has been mighty quiet of late. Is It the calm that precedes the storm? An Indiada iS'omftri has- had nine husbands.' Those -who were Hoosler poets evidently awrot tn short meter. Tramp, trmp, tramp, thj boys are marching and General Fred FunstOn 3,000 miles away. Was there ever such luck? Those yellows ascribing the move ment of (roops Wall street orders '. might have a tig1 'sale on the "Street b of London or Berlin. Look writing and selling did not .Ule up money fast enpugh for Rev. Thomas Dixon, so he has gone to star ring in his own plays - : ., 1 . 1 1 As an -author James Creelman at least gets out his too kg at the psycho logical moment, for instance, his "Dlai .Master of, Mexico." ,. John Hays Hammond, ex-tnsurrecto In the Transvaal,' wlll'report the coro nation ior Uncle. Bam., Johnny Bull is a forgiving fellow-. , Now,' It we only liarl teal municipal home "rule, with power to make our own city charter,, we would be more likely to land somewhere.' r - 'r ' , .Now that Mr. Lorliner hag been aoqult lad. ate Washington Post. . 7 Lortmer baa been, seated, but has be been acquitted, though? The suggestion that the pay of Jurors be raised from 12 to 3 a day to keep up with. the new cost-of-living level was likewise first made by The Bee. '-; " - Not a Continental Rap. The Houston Post, which assumes to speak for all Texas in champion ing and defending everything that Senator Joe Bailey does or says, would lead the public to believe that it rep resents a unanimous sentiment among the people of that , state. In its busy course of replying to attacks made on Bailey as a result of his violent de fense of Lorlmer, the Post says: Bailey's democracy stilta Texas and Texas doean't care a continental rap whether these outnldors like it or not. Evidences are at hand, however, which tend to discredit this bland as sertion. The Houston Chronicle, a very vigorous contemporary of the Post, baa this to say on the subject: The facta are, regardlesa of the with drawn realgnatlon, that Senator Bailey Is a man without a party, and that the prestige he once enjoyed has left him, never to return. His Texag worshipers may keep him In the senata to tha end ot his present term, but eventually Senator Bailey and all of his kind ars scheduled to be elim inated from American politics. Evidently the Post gave out Its an nouncement before hearing-from all the people of Texas. Evidently there are some who do care a continental rap and who are only awaiting the time to show Bailey Just how much of a rap they care. Senator Culberson repre sents the sentiment of Texas aa much aa his colleague. If a poll of the people were taken Bailey would probably be found woefully In the minority. Not since the notorious . Waters- Pierce scandal , came out on Bailey have the people in or out of Texas taken much stock In blra; It Would be Just as well for Texas If he had let his resignation from the senate stand. Practical Arbitration. The committee on publication for thr ake Mohonk Conference on In ternational Arbitration points with great pride to the practical arbitration accomplished in 1910 and finds par ticular satisfaction in the: fact that Its founder, Albert K. Smiley, and Us president, Nicholas Murray Butler, were made members Of the board of trustees to administer Mr, Carnegie's $10,000,000 gift to the world peace. The conference Is entirely Justified in its pride. It is exerting a lively Influence on the general movement of world peace, Indeed, and it Is certain to Increase that influence steadily. Its moving spirits, some of the most emi nent men in America, would insure success and Immediate results to any cause they espoused. It Is a matter of much satisfaction, or should be, to every patriot who believes In arbitra tion aa the final arbitrament of inter- ational disputes, that men like those back of this conference are willing to give their time and energies to the work. International arbitration wrote his tory in 1910. The settlement after a entury of controversy of the North Atlantic fisheries problem before The Hague tribunal, In which our own Elihu Root had such large hand, was s most distinctive triumph, but that van accompanied by many other nota ble achievement Now what la cheer ing the peace apostles so heartily Is the progress, the permanent Interna tional court of arbitration is making. Italy has finally accepted the terms and Joined those other nations sub scribing to this means of settling dif ferences in preference to war. Within the next five years this universal peace movement should make the greatest progress of its bUtory. committees, and thereby resume the same position of beneficent autocrat that preceding speakers have occupied in legislatures which made no such j professions of self-reform. " I in 1900 Omaha voted authority to issue $.1,000,000 of bonds to buy the water works; in 1909 Omaha voted authority to Issue $,500.000 of bonds to buy the water works; In 1911 Omaha is asked to vote authority to issue $S, 250,000 of bonds to acquire the water works. Who says we are not progressive? It seems that "lg" Dunn has also been enlightening a legislative com mittee down at Lincoln, but for some unexplained reason the report falls to state whether he performed "with ungloved hands," although he plainly had something up his sleeve. Omaha club women Insist they can cook even though they have not much time to practice the culinary art under pressure of a multiplicity of other du ties. If it should become necessary they would prove up, and It goes with out saying that no mere man would dispute a lady's word. President L)ia has denied both in Spanish and "English the reports that he is 111 and sought- Intervention, which ouKBt to allay anxieties and let the fighting proceed. , . V '..".:. j1. .' 1 v.."". The senate eud of J lie Investigating expedition seems to have found more irregularities in the Omaha election than the house end, although the tame evidence was before both. A municipal civil service commis sion would. In our Judgment, con tribute more to Improving the effi ciency of our municipal government than would the Initiative and refer endum .I; ' 1 ." ' ,, ," . '. - - . The advocate of the long courtship as a precaution ' against precipitate and Ill-advised marriages may find consolation In tha union of a couple in Kansas after fifty years of love making. If we are to have a commission form of government to apply to all titles la Nebraska with over 8,000 in habitants, perhaps the people of some of the other cities affected, besides Omaha, might like to bave something to' say about It. The New York World says If Mr. Taft dots not look out Canada will get ahead of him in approving the reci procity agreement. But Mr. Taft baa already approved It and. but for a few of the World's partisans like the Hon. champ CUrk, the agreement tnlght now be consummated. Percentage Fallacies. ' Why does not Postmaster General Hitch' cock 'attempt reducing ' expenses for car rlage of the malls by reducing the weight of mall bass? Former Aalatant Postmaster General Madden hag given away the secret that il per cent of tha mall weight paid for by tha Postoffice department consists of tha bags In which It Is carrted.-Llncoln Btar.. Thlg is a striking Illustration of the pitfalls to which the percentage fal lacy may lead. A large part of the weight which the government paya for In the transportation of the malls Is, of course, made up by the mall bags, and It goes without saying that if the mail bags could be made lighter, yet equally durable and strong, some sav nig wouia De eneciea. id reason why 61 per cent of the mail weight paid for by the Postofflce department consists of the bags, however, is not because the bags are so heavy, but be cause thy average less than bait full. If every mall bag were full every time it was transported the percentage of the weight of the bag in the total would be negligible. The Postofflce department, however, cannot follow "Jlm"Hlll'8 rule of holding the trains for full loads, but must transmit the mail promptly, whether it is much or little. The postofflce authorities hv. discovered that one source of waste is in shipping empty mall bags from points where they are not wanted to points where they are. wanted, the movement of the malls being uneqaa going and coming, and tbey are trying to remove this by establishing local mail bag exchanges. To-argue on 51 per cent of mall bag weight would be as deceptive as talking about the per centage of mortality In- a disease o which only two or three rases were ever knows. Twenty-two thousand troops march ing to the Texas borders and thou sands on thousands of tourists march ing to homestead fields of the west. Hurrah for the plowshares and pru ning hooks! Of course, if those Amercan adven turers fighting with the Mexican ln surrectos were to get captured and stood up to b snot they would expect Uncle Bam to come to their relief. The Imprisonment of Boss Renf after four and one-fourth years Is an object lesson In patience and persever ance to CaMfornla and other states. Illinois papers please copy. ni-l'artlaan .Jackpntn. Pittsburg Despatch. .The report that "Punny Jim" Sherman Is Iorlmer's favorite candidate for 1912 causea no surprise. The puaellng question Is, what platform such a nominee and the party behind him would adopt. Would they avow the principle of bi-partisan jackpots. Folly of Artificial Harriers. Plttsburtt Dispatch. Ambassndor Bryce puts Its effectively when he attributes the reciprocity agree ment to a realisation of the folly of an artificial barrier between contiguous coun tries having- products economically Interchangeable. Around New York Btpples oh tha Currant of Life aa Bran la tha Oraat Amarlcam Metropolis from Day to Day NEBRASKA PRESS COMMENT. Surprising and atmieing proof of the dread elephants have for lle mice was Mionn In the Bronx oo a few days TbuI Thuntsn, head keeper of animals, entered the pen of the elephant (lunda for the purpose of manicuring the Intractable beast. Ounda Was not In a mood to receive visitors and quickly chased the kecepr Into a corner, from which there was a slim chance of escaplhg. Just as It seemed cer tain that Thums.il would be raught up In the lashing trunk or trampled under the ponderous feet, he drew something frotn his coat pocket and threw It at Ounda. The elephant gave a trumpet of terror and. swinging around, raced to the farthest corner, standing there a-tremble. Thuhian slipped past the big fellow, got through the gate, slammed it. and said: "By hookey, that .was a clot-e call." When asked what It was he had thrown at the elephant with such success, he replied: "Nothing but a live mouse. I always take one with me when ! taekle that fel low, but this time the scheme came near not working. Mr. Mouse had eaten a hole In the middle lining of my coat and I came near not getting my fingers on It In time. Some of these days that same trouble may cost me my life with Gunda." Four Irish girls, black-haired, blue-eyed and showing by their praise of America and Americans that they had been dan gerously near the Blarney Btone, If they have not kissed It. arrived In the liner Mauretanla, last week. They have come under the auspices of the Celtic league, and will remain In New York City several weeks, m which time they plan to give exhibitions of Irish lacemaklng, crocheting and painting. "Something has happened to quicken Ire land," said Marlon O'Shea. the leader of the four girls, who has been organizing schools of art and Industry In the Emer ald Isle. "She has awakened again to patriotism and better times, and every where today you will find the people wear ing the green aa proudly as they wora It years ago." The three other girls, Eileen Noone, Bridget McLaughlin and Bridget Qulnn. were quick to echo that sentiment and add to It. Miss O'Shea and Miss Noone are from Dublin. Miss Qulnn Is from Tub bercurry, County Sllgo. and Miss Mc Laughlin Is from Dundrum. A Safe I'rophM-y. Brooklyn Eagle. "Mr. Balllnger Intends to bring a number of libel suits," Says a Washington dis patch. We don't qulta know Mr. Ballln ger's age, but he will arrive at years of discretion before he does any collecting of damages. That Is a wholly safe prophecy. : One-Sided. The proposed commission form of government bill properly leaves Jt to each city to say whether this plan shall be adopted and put Into opera tion. On presentation of a petition signed by 25 per cent of the qualified voters the mayor Is required by proc lamation to call a special election to submit the queston, and if the plan Is adopted It is to become effective at the next ensuing city election, whereas it it Is rejected It cannot be again sub-., mitted for two years. But nothing in the bill permits the people of any city to change their minds after they shall once bave adopted the commission form'. Should the experiment prove a failure, and 25 per cent, or 00 per cent, or ill the voters, want to resubmit and rescind, there Is no way provided for doing so. If the people should decide whether they want commission form or not in the first place, why should they not be permitted to decide later whether they have had enough of it or not? Stretching; Police Power. . NW,. York. Sun. From Des Moines comes the story of a supersensitive chjefj of police, who, shocked by the appearance on the street of a young woman clad In a bifurcated skirt, warned har as follows: Miss, If you don't go home, we'll have to arrest you for He hesitated for a moment and then said: Well, we'll have to arrest you anyway, though I don't know what the charge would be. It Is seldom tbat a policeman Is frank enough to admit tbat he cannot think of a legal reason for an an eat, but tha Inci dent is illuminating as to the attitude of many peace officers toward the public. li. . Missouri Pacific Tangle. Wall street affirmg the belief that th Goulds have not been dislodged from control of the Missouri Pacific; that at the last moment they checkmated th bold attempt to supplant them. Lay men, therefore, may have a right t indulge their own views. The fact mat the original Kuhn-Loeb slate was broken badly enough to enable the Goulds to elect four directors not counted on by the opposition, tends to substantiate the Wall street theory. Three Goulds, It may be observed, are still In the directorate and the suc cessor to George Gould as president has not been chosen. ' Another significant fact Is that whereas.-It has been given out that George rfiould Bad ; voluntarily gur rendered control, the Harrlman people Capping; the Climax. When the present Nebraska legisla ture was organized the democrats In control of the bouse made great ado about shearing the speaker of his ar bitrary authority and restoring to the membership full power, particularly In the selection of committee chair men and the make-up of all commit tees. The loudly proclaimed reform proceeded through the election of the committee on committees, of which the speaker was a member, and which was soon disclosed to be equally di vided with the speaker holding the casting vote. On all queutlona in dis pute the gpeaker, therefore, decided In the committee of committees Just as he would had he been vested with sole authority, ag usual. The insincerity of the democratic pretense of curtailing the speaker's j appointive power was next uncovered when a vacancy was created In the chairmanship of an Important commit tee by refusal to serve. Instead of reconvening the committee on commit tees the speaker was authorized to fill vacancies all by .himself, and pro ceeded to do so. Incidentally rearrang ing several committees. This was soon followed up by the speaker Bp pointing special committees, Including the committee to Investigate the Omaha election irregularities, without waiting for the aid or consent of any other member of the house. And now comes the climax of the farce. The most important of all bouse committees are not the standing committees nor the Investigating com mittees, but the gifting committee aud the conference committees. If the house were to retain self-control In fear of misuse ot power by the speaker It surely would, Itself, make up the sifting committee, if a sifting commit tee were needed, of which there Is much doubt. But the speaker la to appoint tbe sifting committee as he has been appointing the conference EDITORIAL SNAPSHOTS. St. Louis Olobe-Democrat: v A Mexican official asserts that Americans are financ ing the insurrectos. If he will apply a test he will find that Americans are not su easily parted from their money. Pittsburg Dispatch: Pleasant Prairie, as the name of the spot where the powder mills blow up and wreck the surrounding country, may have been descriptive of tha place before the powder mills settled there. Houston Post: Maybe the government merely wants to have the army In Texas so It can learn to fight bv associating with people who are so warlike that even the humblest of them can lick his weight In wildcats or ahoot forty bullets through the same hole at a distance of a mile. IxiilHVille Courier-Journal: Abe Kucf the San Francisco boss, on his way to the penitentiary, cracks his eyes upward and cries: "The body may be put In Jail, but there can be no imprisonment for the soul." Well, as long as the part that does the stealing la behind the bara we can tolerate the Ruef soul at large. Brooklyn Kagle: The "bootblack trust" swindle which proposed on paper and by voluble promoters to open a chain of stores where women vert to be employed to shin the shoe of women, found easy marks In a number of physicians. It Is wonderful with what ease and without the use of an anesthetic these barefaced swindlers were able to perform the opera tion for the removal of the pocket nerve In these. The attraction of an examination of wit nesses by a blind lawyer filled United States Judge Hough's court In the fed eral building, where George K. Munroe was on trial, accused of having got by fraudulent use of the malls $600,000 from Investors for stock that was not deliv ered. The blind lawyer was Raymond O. Brown, who was appointed an assistant by United States District Attorney Wise several months ago. Ha waa honor man of his class In Harvard and has prepared several cases for tha government. But he waa upon his feet In a court argument yesterday for tha first time. Lawyers and spectators agreed In ad miration of Brown. He examined W. V. Kobinson, one of Munroe'a lecturers on Marconi wireless and later treasurer of the Sovereign Realty company, and J. I Oeorge, a clerk employed by Munroc. The examination was technical and frequent objections were interposed. Tha lawyer, who has not seen daylight since he was S years old, never wavered a second. 1 he Instant an opjection was sustained he would put two or three short Incisive queries and get at the point In a manner to which there could be no ob jection. He knew Just what papers to have handed to the witnesses, and as quickly as Assistant United States Attorney Dorr whispered t him that the papers were In the hands of the witness the blind lawyer proceeded with his questioning. Wind, snow and falling temperature were doing their worst to make the lives of homegolng New Yorkers miserable, when the conductor on an uptown car joined forces with nature and announced that everybody would have to take the car ahead or the car behind because that car wasn't going any further. Protests rather mure numerous and violent than usual greeted that announcement. "Can t be helped." he said atolldly. "This car Is all out of fix. It ain't fit to travel." So, according to their custom, when or dered to Ud a thing, the New York crowd did It; but one of the number continued to ponder on the disability of the abandoned car. No fuse had blown out and It had run with only the ordinary noise and fric tion. What then ailed It? Presently he said to the new conductor: "What was the matter with that car we wera hustled out of back there? What was broken about It?" "The cash regUter," said the man. "They couldn't ring up any more fares." Wtand Island Independent: "Bryan s ' he Is not a candidate" reada a headline In I the World-Herald. Somehow or other It will seem to you that you have heard that before. riattsmouth Journal: lias anybody heard from Poulson since he waa fired from the state house? Mltlw the temperance ad vocates bave miiEiled lum. They should hava fired him from the state months ao. Aurora Republican: Someone has sug gested that It would be profitable to Ne braska It th prison convicts Were worked upon the public highways of the stale. 1'erhapa so, but It would he a very much better Idea Just at this time to put the members of the democratic majority of the state legislature to work upon thr roads. Pome of them might be able In this way to give a little value lecelw-J for the $." per day they are drawing to misrepresent the people. Kearney Hub: Irf-e's bill to provide for the sale of remaining school lands In Ne braska now tinder lease got the kibosh light and proper hen It was ordered for indefinite post ponentent. The slate has no use for the money that could be reall.e.t from the sale of these lands, and the in crease In value during another twenty years or more means a great deal more to the school fund endowment than could potslbly be realised from the investment of funds at a low rate of Interest. Fremont Tribune: A news Item from Lin coln via of the World-Herald states that Speaker Kuhl Is of the opinion he would be good material for the latta succession In congress, when the Burt county man Is through. Possibly, but maybe there won't be any !.atta succession. If It begins to appear Dan Stephens Is not to be the heir. Latta's decision to quit may be revised upward If things don't seem to ba going Stephens ard. But Kuhl would have to go some If he took It away from Uncle Jim and Dan. Hastings Republican: It seems a bit strange that the editor of tha World-Herald and Chris Uruenther are more perturbed over the provisions of the Initiative and referendum bill than anyone else. If these two gentlemen are right In their conclu sions the members of the legislature should sit tip and take notice. However, there are some wise statesmen in tha pres ent legislature and It will be a bit Interest ing to note how much attention they will pay to the double-leaded editorials In the Omaha paper. Wakefield Republican: A bill before the house. Introduced by Mr. McCarthy of Cuming, provides that the value of the equity that a man owns In a piece of real estate ihull be the only portion of It taxed to him. Thug If a man owns a piece of property worth llO.Ono and has a mortgage on It of $4,000, all he shall pay taxea on. under tha proposed bill, is $9,000, while tha holder of the mortgage pays taxes on the tl.OOO. As It is now the owner paya taxes on tha total valuation of $l0,0o0 and the mortgage holder, If thoroughly conscien tious, pays also on $4,000. Tha republican believes Mr. McCarthy's bill Is a good one and should become a law. Fremont Tribune: The Omaha Bee In alleging some Inconsistencies with respect to direct legislation bills now before the legislature makes a point we think worthy of emphasis. .It points out tha obvious fact that thers Is not great need In Ne braska for this sort of legislation. Ne braska, it says, already has on Its statute books mora roal progressive legislation than has any of the Inltlatlve-and-refer-endum states, ai.d Is freer from official mal-admlnlatratloti than any of them. The Tribune has contended for direct legis lation Jroro the first,., for use at least as a potential weapon of defense, and cannot entirely endorse The Bee's opposition to the plan of guaranteeing the simplest form of popular rule. But we do agree with It aa to the evidences of legislative profess to be found on the statutes Of this state. I.!skc3 l!cn:3 Dskfog Easy . Kg A AbcolutcJy uro Tho 'only hk" powdor mstdo from P-ytf ,mv Cream o 'riai i:3ALU:(y:3LI?EFK3SFKATE MERRY JINGLES. UaMlnav. Beneath the spreading chestnut tree The undertsker stands. The aviator brings him glee, lliph above the sands. The undrtakcr smiles, for ha Is Waiting till he binds .Milwaukee Sentinel. . I'olnler. , . - They w ere sen ted In the parlor; MiOnlKht wits drawing rilgh, "Where points the hand of time?" Asked the youth with a sign. The maid suppressed another yawn She had stranded many more. "The hand of time," she answered, "Is pointing to the door." Toledo Blada. Adam or Kvef AVas man crested first? Did womankind precede? For Knowledge Tvc a thirst, But here I'm balked, Indeed. Soma gay that woman led. ' But 1 cannot agree. No book that I have read Confirms that. theory. Msn must have- been the one Who got here first. I guess, With woman here alone. Who buttoned tip her dress? Washington Herald. l'ntttngc It on Civilisation. Chicago Tribune. It Is not to be supposed that Mexico rel ishes foreign Intervention, but Uncle Sam has given President Dlaa a more than reasonably long time to restore order, and he doestf restore. Civilisation at large has something to say about Mexico. SLIPPING OFT TO SLEEPY LAND. Los Angeles KxprCss. Slipping off to Hleepyland through the Oates of Rest. With her little dimpled arms folded on her breast; When the night has settled down and the shadows grow Dusky In the fading light of the after glow. Romping In a fairy land where th,e mists of dew Kiss the rosy little feet that come dancing through. Slipping off to Slecpyland. Airy, fairy Sleepyland. Oh. It Is Wonder Land She has wandered to! Slipping off to Sleepyland toward the pur pling sun. Drowsy little goldeithead, when the day is done; Where the fairy-folk await with a welcome hand, . " To escort the shining eyes through the Slumber Ijind. Little lilts of laughter gay float upon th" air. . , And a crooning lullaby echoes gntlv there Slipping off to Sl"epylnnd, Airy, fairy Sleepyland. Oh. It Is a mystic land Pictured everywhere! Slipping off to Sleepyland, where the streets of Dream Lead you to the silver strand of th Slum- . ber stream; Where the roes, red nnd white, smile and nod to you. And the ylilnliiH meadows weave tints of wondrous hue. Hours soeed on rvltigs of love In this land of light. When the wearied little eves bid the world good-nlKht. Slipping off to Slecpyiand. .I... uiAnila,l KM. it Is creepv land. People Talked About In-. Ltnanuel Lasker. the celebrated American who has long held the. world's championship aa a chesa player, announces his marriage to Frauleln Marco, the dis tinguished German authorexs. Because he took a position In the post office which his son had won by com petitive cjvil service examination, George I. Rfgley, sr., was arrested In San Fran cisco on an Indictment charging him with conspiracy to defraud the United States government. Mrs. ' Maldwln Drummond, former wife of the lata Mart-ha 1 1 Field, Jr., la touching the family estate In Chicago for Il.0u0.0uo, with which to finance her social plunge during the coronation season in London. Young Field la missing something, but probably he doesn't care. Charles K. I'ugh, who has Just resigned as first vice president of tha 1'tmnsylvanla railroad, after fifty-one years of service with that corporation, grew up from the ranks without tbe help of wealth or fam 11 Influence, aa In the case of tha nw piesldent of th Illlnola Central. John R. Walnh, the Chicago banker Im mured at Lavuwortli, la feeling the weight of his U yeara and their culminat ing troubles. According to Kansas papera tha agad bankar la quite feeble, la unable to leave hla bed on stormy daya, and haa a companion guard In hla room In tha dor mitory to help car for him. Reports from Wanblngtun lend straugth to the hope that Walan, will be parduued before long. By day and night the correct time la to be signalled throughout the length and breadth of New York harbor for the bene fit of Its enormoua traffic. The captains and officers of its great fleet of ships are obliged to consult various clocks ashore at present, without any single standard. It la proposed to establish a master clock at the top of one of the great sky scrapers, either the Metropolitan tower of the Whitehall Building high enough above the city sky line to be visible In all direc tions. The time will be supplied by the United States Naval Observatory at Wash ington. By day, a giant tlma ball will drop, at fixed Intervals, while at night the hour will be flashed over an enormous area. Arrangementa are being made by Lieutenant Rldgely Hunt. U. B. N., at tha branch Hydrographtc office. New York. The maeter clock will thus fix the time for thousands of marine clocks and watches. is bripht vvtcntheMT bright 7 The height of ocean waves in a storm has long been a matter of dispute. An bearing on tha question it la Interesting to note the experience of the Mauretanla, which arrived Friday In New York twelve hours lata after an exceedingly rough voy age. Its wheelhouse la eighty feet above the water line, yet a sea came aboard that broke aix of its thick plate glass windows. Theoretically this would seem to prove that thla particular wave waa at least eighty feet high, (or the reason that the steam ship was running at the rate of twenty five miles an hour directly Into the storm Irnd therefore cutting through the waves lather than rising and falling with them. G14 Ositelaaaeal. Philadelphia Record. If the notion that gold derlvea Ita value frotn Ita use lor coinage haa not yet be a eliminated from every mind It should re ceive ite final blow from the fact that platinum la now $4 an ounce, which la more than twice the value of gold. Six yeare ago it was selling for a little less than gold, but by the end of 190 It had reached nearly double tha value of gold. Then It declined till in the summer of l'.ms It waa worth about the aame aa gold, but since then It hag been steadily rising. The electricians and the photographers use a great deal ot It. The Vorking-Han's Telephone What's that-ten days' work! "Sure, I can start in the morning." "It's lucky we put in a telephone," sail tlm working man to his wife. 'Mr. Brown has a big job for me tomorrow. That was his foreman at the telephone." ... i ii .. i .. j.,.Jrtyt;1J.rTrT Local and long distance Bell Telephone connec tions open the way to opportunity for the workman by keeping hirn in touch with thote who employ labor. NEBRASKA TELEPHONE CO. A. F. McAdama, Omaha Manager.