lf The J?ee'3 Unlive yy azire V Undoing of Mr. Uplift BY IiAVAVKIJK FAUK8. Thls Welleslcy college ulrl who con fees that the majority of young women seek an education bwauwfc they lack beauty Interests me with her novel viewpoint." comments "Me.' I'vltft In -an endeavor to Interest' young Mr. Cplift in tlie higher educaton of the weaker a?x. "I've always noth'ed." tepllca Bon. ' that tnot highbrow , usually have Ingrowing fares or something similar to bar them from grabbing off rthboua at the beauty ahow." -. , .",' "A Brooklyn girl hae made this rather remarkable discovery,"- further continues Father. "I-eav It to the Brldge'Clty belles to be there, with -the hammer." declares .Sun. "They must' get' that come-back habit from stubbing their toea over' the rubber plants." " I ... vV"R IS HOim IUII low iiibi'ii n) .' t KM in In all of the .colleges are plain appearing," resumes Father. -. , "Nothing llk being real peevish as long 1 aa she'd made up .her mind to knock the college aklrU." approve; Son.- "At that, I guess . Oie 111 tie- Brooklyn dama has got the right. d(pe. , cKyen tlje bunrh up at Vassar, where the-cough drops come from, haven't' any -'belle on-'em.'' "Mi-r explanation for this condition ta rather-novel.VJ'at her explains. "She saya the -plain glr know they can't get mar rled, so they get an edwatlbn to aid them In earning a giving." "RlKhtol" Vxrlalrhs Son, 'with evident approval.- "N yp ,wbon lie's sober wants to marry a flame with a face that will fry eggs.. Thing of havjng to alt opposite one of those -plaiii-but-houest maps the three meafs-a lay the -rent . of,, one's life. If a man can't pry loose the. long green when , i he makes up -hla tnlnd to commit matri- mony, the leant he oau lo is to grab off a coy little IMsht Eyes who might run one two,-three at a. pt'liq. beauty ahow. While lie might not fee a blue ribbon winner, she ougtft to Ret an honorable mention." "Still, beauty 'is not -ever ything." reflec tively warns Father. . A young woman ought tot -knerw something . about how to conducts her' home." , i;' "if?-1 had Jo, pay' the w-nt of a flat for two," arguea Son, "I'd ratber'have a little peach' to, Watte' go6-a;oo 'eyes at than a big. husky damn "whose specialty was scrub bing flown and lrning fancy shirt wal.ita. 1 don't much- care If a flame could cook a Teal fit for a Wall street broker If she had a face on her that rook' away my Ppetlte? '"M for the bright blue eyes. peaches -and cream complexion and ruby Hunch on the . . 1 "The moHt. 4Jrsome Job I have to do," a wealthy .Joan said, on hla way down town to- clip lils eoupoua. He actually re aented a, few hours' toll with, the scissors! or don't they clip coupons with scissors? And yet hie father laid the foundation of - thl. fortune by -wleldlng for ten hours a day an instrument -vf.ry- -much more wearying- .than, a ooupou-cllpplug acia&ors. In Justice to -our complaining friend It should, be said, that, hla djstaste for a task that t most of us would, seem unite delectable was not due to physical laziness, for he la really very active and energetic, especially - lu - chatting the perverse golf ball or the elusive fox. What made cutting coupons a tiresome and dreaded tank to him waa tlie meanlngleasneHs of it all. - tie ana :ma irraaure naa oucome uiinga .Napart;, there, waa jio human relation be s 'Vveen them,. lie probably could not even rWl the names of his bonds they were merely so much engraved paper to him. A few years ago the young man who Inherited a. fortune found It Invested In mills, or. lands, or enterprises which his lather had punt up and which it waa .i - Throning Siam's New King As' "a contrast to that simple but Im pressive' cerelnpny " whliW takes place at Waahlnton,"" every March ' the 4th noth l tng .could, -be, rnoxe auggeatlve of an- ll4ue custojiie than the acunilngly childiHli rltea -observed ra cunneetion with the cor onation of the new king of Slam. Even the datea and the hours had to be divined by the astrologer, who wurarpurtlcular to the exaot aecond at which certain things were to be dene.. Having bit upon the right day, they found that 9.S3M a. in. was the crucial MMiiiM-ut tor the new king to- take his ceremonial bath and that he must as cend his tluen at exactly 100 0 p. m. An eye-witness gives this curious picture et the proceedings: Irt the early morning the-fclng, clad from head to foot in white, attended a series of tiuddhlst services, which were conducted In various hall of the palace, and at about 15 a. m. was borne by state palanquin to thtl hall of Judgment of India, lu which all 'jjtii) royal princes and ministers of state were assembled. Here -the king, alighting from hf 'p&iau.nfrr, lllttyi mouiu candles, after which "lie retired Mr a few minutes iato a specie of dVeAtnruuiit, from which he emaiged. and took his anit upon an OKUiguluil dais. Die f.n t n of wliii h wire au.ua.re to the principal points of the com t . , t ' 'AND SHE DOES. If Q "Yta, my wife is suflraftttd the -brlievts woman ought to tt TO'n tsW nd she get InemJ" "' , '. "Why Oirls Go to College," Ar gued by Father vi. Son. J TWIN. Or HAAINO TO SIT OrfOSITC ONE OF thoic Plain buy how st mak ' lips, even If I have to eat cold salmon and canned soup." "This WelleHley girl saya that good look ing young women don't need a college education In order to fulfill their marriage destiny," goes on Father. "As long as wtfle can put down two and carry six quick enough so that the grocer and butcher won't short change her," de scribes Son." "she'll worry along minus the high brow stuff they hand out at the women's colleges. A real peach erino usually has a glad smile that can cut figure eights all around the pie-faced dame who's hep to three or four dead languages, algebra, botany, natural history and bridge whist."-. - "A college education la an excellent thing for a young woman who la obliged to support herself," advises Father. "If I was running a business," declares Son, "I'd put my money on the snappy little dames who can dash off 100 words' a minute on the typewriter, while a college graduate Is looking up In her dictionary to see If Andy Carnegie' spells 'please' with a '"' or an '' before she can start her letter. You can have too much of this science dope and college training to make a hit as a typewriter lady." "It Is my opinion, however." hesitatingly avers Father, "that the plain young wo man makes makes the best kind of a wife for a man." "The pie face has got to make good," re torts Son, "or It's back to mother for her on the double quick while hubby hits the trail for Reno." Tired Feeling J necessary to hold Intact. The eon stepped at once into the responsibilities and hu man relations of the wealth he inherited. Today he Inherits a safe deposit box, ' This shirking of responsibility and re garding wraith as a mere coupon abstrac tion has a bad effect both on the lndl vfduut and on the community. Only m few generations ago the wealthy ,man was the serviceable man; his property was .held and administered by him or his personal steward or by his family; today a large part of the actual ownership of wealth Is In people who feel no aenae of responsi bility aa to the actual labor that earns the coupon and who feel and recognize no duties connected with their wealth as part of the capital of society. This effect of oui tremendous corporate development, with Its wide diffusion of ownership and the character of that ownership aa re flected In coupons and dividends. Is a phase of the corporation problem that seems to have escaped most students, and yet in its larger aspects It. may well be the nfbst Important feature of the problem. Baltimore Sun. , pass, and which, according to the official program, la known as (he "Vthum-porn lUJa Art." His majesty first faced the southeast, after which the whole was Inclosed with curtains, and, after a Brahmin had. uttered an Invocation, the water was turned on In shower-bath fashion. This was done eight tlmeH, the king facing In a different direc tion each time. Suddenly there came a blast of unearthly music from a body of priests performing upon conch-shells, three Very ancient anil ornate bronze cannon In the palace courtyard were each fired twenty-one times, and this gave the signal to the batteries of artillery outside the palace walls San Francisco Aronaut -U Boss Coyote Killer According to the I'ortland Oregunlan W. It. llanuneraley Is the government's best rxpvrt coyote hunter, lie Is stationed An the Fremont national forest reserve and has a record of having killed more coyotes than any other government hunter. Last year his record was .172 and this year he has killed JHO and practically has four months more, until July 1. He la now un der instructions to hunt In a certain sec tion four months. Two ywus ago tha Agricultural depart ment decided to ekperlment with official hunters, whose exclusive duty would be the killing of destructive wild animals, llammersly was the fifth appointed, and his record for killing coyotes alanda far beyond reach of lit neareet competitor. The position pays a aalary of 1U a month and expenses. The hunwr ftiuo geta the bounty on all coyotes killed and 11am-uiei-sly has augmented hla pay to fM) and iu a month. "ily moat aucceuisful way of extermi nating coioies Is by trapping." said llani mersly. "The biggest catch I ever made was eighteen out of twenty-two seta The best record I ever made with a rifle was three. 1 do not go much on poison. Trap ping la the beat method, it la all In the bait. 1 mix my own bait, and there ta the secret. "The government hunters have been of more benefit to sheep and. cattle men than all other official a en lee combined. When sleep and cattle men are troubled with coyotes all they have to do la to request a governmoiit hunter and the pests are soon exterminated. There ta cnouny In tha job, but the standard la faigh.' You must make II Vi Conrr Hit, ky-Tl Nsti t lT. r Nw Yorm HeraM CJ AH HlfrVt. lUaerra Oliy EARL HURD r fci riht I I 1 y s I V jrrir rftx MAJOftK 1 ' ut the & &J?Zf&s :! fpvPmi7W) Perkins ! tmri w If there Is any matter In which a Ko rean's whole mental capacity cornea to a state of white heat It Is In regard to mar riage. He la a born matchmaker, a born merrier. What mouey la to a son of the west, ao marriage Is to the Korean; every man Is after It. He never, never associates with marriage such a line as "klsa me softly and apeak to me low," and yet he wants to be married. Theoretically he saya "Iet me be married in the spring, when the plum bloseoios greet you, and when the peach flowers and apricots tint the hillside." but he never thinks of his bride as his plum blossom. Spring Is the mating season, and he would mate. He wants to be married, not for his selfish pleasure, not because there la a little soft-coated heart and soul that longa to rest in his love and be looked after; not a bit of it. Iicent rumors swept over the land to aay that In a little while no marriage would be permitted between Koreana; that every marriageable Korean would have to be mated to a Japanese, and such a scurry in all go-between circles was never seen beforo. Marriage boxes, that are given the bride, ran up In price, and at last were scarcely purchasable for any money. Ev erybody seemingly was out on the hot hunt to get one ere the lawful decree took ef- good. A record of 3U0 a year la considered a good, average. "The situation In some sections is more serious than many suppose. Rabies among wild animals la more aorlous than among domestic animals, and the only way' to stop the danger la to kill all the coyotes. Working the Irish. During a conversation between an Irl.-h-hiun and a Jew, the Irishman asked ho w It was that the Jewa were so wlte. "Because," said the Jew, "we eat a cer tain kind of fish," and he offered to sell one for 119. Aftter paying hla money, the Irishman received a small dried flh. Ha bit Into it, then exclaimed: "Why, this Is only a smoked herring." "See?" aald the Jew. "You are getting wise already." LJppincott's. Teasiaa tk Tearber. klisa Smith, who la in the habit of assign ing long and difficult lessons, called the other evening at the home of her brightest pupil, who had been absent several daa. "Is Willie 111?" she inquired solicitously. "Oh, no." responded the mother, "he Is quite well, than you." "He haa been abannt aeveral days," hinted the teacher. "Yes," replied the mother, looking lnno cejtlly at the teacher, "Willie Is ao buay stud) log hta lessona that he husu't time to go to school. ' IJppincott s. fcweden and Norway together have more power In their waterfalls than (Jreat Hrltain. Germany, France ana Italy com HflL,t PfflT MAM THE efr rts r m rrCi lOCKtDuP FAItr'X ' ail Jay xjwsb TM CHOIR- Marriage a Habit in Korea ft ct over the land. Now, however, they know It was a "scare head" rumor only, and trade has fallen off in marriage boxes. In the choice of a bride, the old elements are consulted, metal, wood, fire and earth (keummok-su-wha-do). everybody has his fixed dement according to the day, month, hour, year In which he was born. A girl marked "metal" la crossed . off when a "wood" boy Is In' question. A "fire" Jrl and "water" boy mated would mean fuss. heat and sliszle; whilst a "wood" girl and a water boy would fall within the en compassing sphere of good luck. Also an "earth" girl and a "metal" man might w&.lk hand In hand and be partakers of harmony, bliss and never ending prosper ity. A foreigner would go crazy under the wearisome drag of It all, but the Korean has kept It up faithfully for 2,000 years. When the lots are cast and the elements Juggled Buffilently with and the Klrl made fust and the day settled, with its heaps of sewing and stitching done, the wedding lakes place. The bride rides in a tiger bedecked chair, and the bridegroom on the back of a prancing paifry. They meet In the stiff posturing manner of the east, drink, bow low, and are mar ried. She swims In the colors of the sum mer sunset, but never smiles. Her face Is bedaubed and pipeclayed and her eyea are sealed shut.. The groom is In a garb of a Yoa're Not Ko Wise. This thing it is so general, , It may be called a rule: There is no one so wise he can't Be cheated by a fool. Lippincott'i Mill Iteaalate Heaves. Presbyterian Klder Nae. my mon. there'll be nane o 'tliey new-fangled meth ods In heaven. v Listener 1 don't know how you can be so sure. Elder Sure? Why, limn, gin they tried It, the whole Presbyterian kirk wad Hue up an' gang oot In a body. Llpplncott's. GUILTY. 'John, I htjrd something ttllt taotrng -that opened my eyes. Uuat'.havt-bewf tha. t'vo doc MUU 1 j courtier of the king, but be looks acared and unmagnlficent. They are married and live happy ever after. This is the only real marriage. Second and third "and fourth marriages are mere makeshifts and only a shadow of the genuine thing. Aa for second marriages, Kim's home was desolate. Typhus had his wife In Its grip. and the chances were all against her. In the struggle of It she went under, and Kim cried an honest heartbroken cry. The fu neral was held and Words of comfort were spoken for Kim. Two days later a hur ried Invitation comes, "Kim will marry at once; make haste to the wedding. Grace unbounded, somebody has been caught for him Just on the fly." Kim Is married and la happy ever after. For a land that takes a long time to move under ordinary conditions, Korea Is quicker than Napolean Bonaparte when It comes to marrying. Today my old friend of 77 lost his wife. Says he, "I got her when she was a girl of 17 and we have lived sixty years together," and tears brimmed over from his old, filmy eyes. Did they love? Why, yes, they seemed to, and yet I am not sure. The whole sex re lationship is a great mystery. The government recently has enacted that boys be 18 and girls It before they marry. This Is oppression, redhanded. In the minds of old Korea! Japan Mall. I Kv III Mill I S If .7 1 1 ( , U I I I I Ireland's Flag the Oldest Though the flag of Ireland la one of the oldest national emblems In the world, ante- dating by hundreds of years that of vir tually all of the other nations, the historic and sentimental Interest that surrounds it la probably known to few persons outside of really patriotic Irishmen. The arrival of a Milesian colony from the city of Mil. tils in Asia Minor, bring ing to Erin the knowledge of letters and the elements of civilisation, witnessed also the raising of the Ilagthat ever floated as a national banner over the Emerald Isle. That was but years before the Chris tian era. tireen was tha color selected as the basis of the emblem, and the sun was placed upon It as an emblem of their religion, they being tire worshippers. The harmonious blending of the design and the color ap pealed to the CelU, and they adopted it aa the insignia which has Inspired patrlot- .am for cehturlea. The harp became a part of the flag in the first year of the Christian era, when Ireland was visited by the celebrated Timotheus, a famous musician and poet and a descendant of Timotheus of Ml'.etus. Hla music so enraptured the people that they determined to honor him by placing the harp upon the banner, and amid great pomp and ceremony this waa done by re moving half the aim from it, showing that half, the people worshipped the sun and the other half the Uod of bavld. This waa the first step toward Christianity In Ireland. Ht. Patrick's speech to a vaat aaseiublage at Tara Hall on Easter Sunday of the Christian era 4S was marked by the era JOhl Bees g5ltniok c ).."Ll ELOISB MALARKEY, ltt.8 Wirt Street. Name and Address. Ilayden Almanson, 2516 North Nineteenth St Lake 1 h' 8 Perclval Hraun, 1811 Lothrop St I.othrop ....... ..1904 Louis Brewster, 4723 North Thirty-ninth Loyd Brace, 4101 North Twenty-eighth Murvin Bohannan, 2103 North Twenty Joe Blazfek, First and William Sts Margaret Benenstall, 2318 Spencer St Lothrop ...... . ..1901 Beulah L. Bax, 3463 Miami St Howard Kennedy . .1 900 Ruth Bardeban, 1825 Laird St .Lothrop ....1903 Culver Cook, 625 South Forty-flrnt St High .189S Mildred L. Colling, 423 South Thirty-first St High 1896 Amy Carlson, 2429 South Twenty-first Irene Cohn, 2426 Blondo St Dorothea Clyde. 1916 Wirt St Anlebba Carow, 3304 North Twenty-fourth St Lothrop '. . '.-. . . . ..1892 Jewel DeWert, 3304 Franklin St Franklin .........1897 Olive Easton. 1511 North Thirtieth St.. Long 1S98 Ella D. Edwards, 1905 South Sixteenth St Clinton Fisher, 2539 South Tenth St. ... Elizabeth Gould, 934 South Thirty-sixth Blanche F. Gamble, 8222 Emmet St... Leroy Hayes, 2715 South Fifteenth St Bertha Heaton, 3507 Hamilton St...... Nathalie Hastings, 3324 Harney St Josephine Halverson, 3840 Parker St Helen Jenkins, 3528 Vinton St Alice Jelen, 1312 Martha St Katherlne Landgraf, 821 Pine St Joe Kowalewski, 2414 South Twenty-ninth Regtna M. Kleffner, 2956 Martha St Thomas Kerrigan, 3327 Ames Avo Ralph O. Ludwig, 2407 North Twenty-second Emily Lear, 4724 North Twenty-eighth St Saratoga ....... .1897 PhiHpp J. Miller. 2751 South Twelfth St St. Joseph . . ..1901 Eloise Malarkey, 1628 Wirt St Lothrop . ..1903 Eleanor T. Madgett, 1729 South Twenty-ninth St . . . Park 1902 Lucy Nyland, 4932 North Seventeenth St Sherman . i -'.1901 Marie M. Norre, 1618 North Thirty-fourth St Franklin A. ........ 1906 Mildred Neilsen, 2617 Ersklne St Long .. . ....... 1895 George Pyzer, 1224 South Seventeenth St Corneiiius- . . ..... 1898 Jaunlta Peterson, 2661 Mandereon St Lothrop .', . , .1X99 Olga Paulsen, 1440 Westerfleld Ave Forest . v . . . . i 1902 Russell Ryan, 1204 South Twenty-fifth Ave Mason . . . , : . . 1905 Florence V. Russell, 411 North Thirtieth St Saunders i.s . . . . 1.1896 Clara A. E. Rupp, 3001 South Ninth St. ., '. Uermau Xdthuan . 1 891 ' Elmer Reedy, 626 South Twentieth St. .... Leavenworth '.' ... 4902 Charles E. Sytomberg, 2102 South Thirty-third St. . Windsor' ... . . . . ; 1905 Hilda Swensen, 613 North Thirty-second St. ...... . Webster j ', . , ; . .1904 Gladys Sullivan, 2406 Capitol Ave Central 1802 Glen W. Schiketang, 3823 North Seventeenth St .... Lothrop 1 901 Benina Spillard, Thirty-sixth and Ida Sts ...Saratoga ..... ...1898 Agnes Sommer, 2915 Arbor St Uupont 1903 Etta Snltzer, 2009 Paul St Kelloni 1899 Mildred Tagger, 1927 South Twenty-seventh St. ... . Park .... . . . . .1896 Bessie Tuttle, 1434 South Sixteenth St . . Comenlus .1898 Herbert, Van Dusen, 4819 Leavenworth St '.". . Beals- ............ .1902 Ethel Woodbridge, 2614 Capitol Ave Central 1 900 Sherman R. Winscot, 3419 Sahler St Monmouth Park ,. 895 Ralph Wilberg, 1304 South Sixth St Train . .:r 1 904 Marion White. 4702 Ames Ave Central I'ai k . . . . . 1 895 James Ylngling, 2408 North Seventeenth St Lake ,..,1902 I Library for Andrew Carnegie has been the greatest giver of libraries In the world. He has a library of his own that is wonderful, prob ably as remarkable a collection of books as Is owned by any private Individual In America or elsewhere. It takes up a vast and beautiful room In his great mansion on Fifth avenue, New York, and Is alongside the plain and business-like office of the master of Iron and of Innumerable millions. Hut herein lies a curious circumstance. While Andrew Carnegie's fame will rest largely in future ages Ujn his huving founded o many libraries for public use there la little evidence in his own library that he has much use for books. This wonderful library furnUbea a pretty sure of the half sun from the flag and the substitution of the shamrock. To Illus trate how the Trinity could be, Ht. Patrick stopped his eloquent discourse and picked up a sprig of shamrock, showing to the assembly three distinct leaves on one titalk. The shamrock design was made of while to represent the robe the saint and his apostles wore. In the tenth century the, color of the harp and shamrock was changed to yel low, following the great battle with the I'anes, the Irish forces be led to victory by the celebrated Brian Horrholme, who was slain as he gave thanks for the triumph. Wefore the battle the princess of Erin presented to O'Oonohue, who com manded Brian's favorite regiment, a superb banner she had worked with yellow silk, much prized by the king. The flag thus re mained up to January, 1800, when tha union with England waa consummated. ('t Be Beat. "Oh, yes, we have a wonderful climate," said the man from southern Texas. "Why, only last season we raised pumpkins so large that, after sawing H In two, my wife used the halves as cradles In which to rock the babies." "Ken," replied the man from New York, "but In my Mtate It's a common thing to find .three full grown policemen asleep on one beat.". Llpplncott's. Ilaadlaa It Hlght Back. Mrs. Hlttmell-I didn't hear you come in the bouse last tilght. Mr. Hlttmell No. I suppose that la why I didn't bear you LJi ptneoit a. DmudatDcjdk Ihisisihe Day We Celebrate - j 1 March 16, 1911. School. Year. St . Central Tark 1904 Ave Druid 11 ill 1901 - ninth St. . . . Long . . .1900 Train , 1904 St Castellar 1897 Long ... j ..:.'.' . ; 1898 Lothrop 1901 Comenlus . , ; . . . .1897 Bancroft ....... . 1901 St High 1896 . . lfoward Krnnedy,, 1901 Bancroft 1896 Franklin 1899 ? Columbian .-. . . . ; 1 905 Franklin . . . . . ....1901 Windsor, 1900 Lincoln .........1905 . High' . . , . . . 1'. ., . 1893 St Dupont . . . .-. ... .1902 . pupont .'. .1900 Monmouth Park. .1902 St High .. , ..,.1892 Show Mainly j strong indictment asalnst its owner, Most, men are not content to be- what they are, but want the world to think them different. Every one who knows .Andrew , Carnegie knows him to be a talkative, almost gar rulous man. Once he gets started on k sub ject he hates to let go. Few persons know him aa a well-read man. But Mr, Carnegie wants the world io know him hot' aa a ' chatty and sometimes tlruxomely loquacious person, but as a lover of books, a atudent of literature and a, writer of books. , Mr. Carnegie may love - books, but no one can go through this beautiful library and think go. Thla man of hundreds of millions of dollars may know books, but you wouldn't know' It after examining tha proof thia library furnishes. Jn fact, you would be forced to the conclusion that Mr. Carnegie's love of books and knowledge of I bopka la a pretense or a poso and that his icnuuii in v.aiiv nu ill liuiary IS Slllll) for display. A lover of literature or an enthusiast on the art of bookmuklng, binding, typography, engraving or Ideal color printing would revel lu the great bookroom In the big mansion on Fifth avenue. Th thousand of volumes that are in the high apartment are masterpieces. They fill every inch of wall space, , except where doors, windows and fireplace stand, and are heaped upon great centertaoies. . ANYTHING TO OBLIGE. A ' fortune teller told me 1 4 marry a blonde (irl Inside i months," "I can easily be. a blonde .by that time ..