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Her Husband's Voice A Homily 0B Sex J?!' and
by ami:kk man. Constitutional Eight.
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" hit nmki .' me ei'k," announced the
J'i.sI (iradnate Husband with more force
than nriflralltv, "i tie woman who I"
constantly clamoring for her rtcht anil
t insists upon her privileges! tiive her a
choice Mwn a seat In the ornate and a
r-?( in "as-ubwy train and she 11 take
l'h-"
"And whv not"" lntt rupted the Amateur
Wife, srriimentatively. "I notii e thai mn
li.'V rlici.ts and vtt maintain certain mns-
tiiine -privileea at the fame time. They
irr ft they .continue to rnrnkr They
hBtip the turrets (if the land for reform,
bit don't give up their cocktails before
(.inner. Hut bt are you bfi ominc such
n;n hater a'l of a sudden? What rights
'n you begrudge us and w hut privilege do
" w iV to take away? ' i
"I want consistency, that a all'" retorted
II . Tl.,..l..4 wi t..,l . f vW-irtr nn mv
rt In' a street rar to a woman who will
rt.HnlT take It una rca a raom Fuiirnst
artiele under my very none. She can have
my Feat., or my vole, I don't rare murh
Midi, out Ml It hanged if I'll surrender
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"Tou'rr cross'" diamvied , the Amateur
Wife in i.er calmct auj mot exasperating
manner. "You know very well that you're
too aiui'h of a gentleman to alt while a
woman is standing".. .
' Jsut you wait and w''' he threatened.
Hereafter 1 11 get up and Rive my aeat to
c'i". women. Invalids and mothers with
babies' These fluffy, foolish, impudent
and acreiiie croatures who crowd the
cam in the parly evening on their way
home from shopping, the matinee, or auf-fi-ane
meeting, don't deserve the courtesies
mer. extend to them'"
"Certainly they don't." agreed His Wife,
surprised at his sudden reasonableness
whleh Fhe r-carded generally an unreason
I lily, gallant. "I'm glad you've eome to
jour senses on that .ub.ieot. I've often
wsr.ted to Fy to vnii when you and 1 are
out together your first duty is to keep me
from being smothered to death with per
fumes, a I am always when you give
51111 Feat to the type of women you ad
mli."
If the rWt '.rBduate Husband resented
t!iit onslaught upon his tate in femininity
hi cave no sign
"Well." he said amiably. "I'm glad you
ti irtc of my resolution. I hardly ex
lif) it- It s-an outrueTe that men. tired
Jinm ibelr rlav a work, should be expected
A, . rlr (hnlr nests to vain, frivolous, idle
f i iiien I'.it'tsf'r I II refuse to give my
f rM to tke.AVrut of Milo!"
1'rhaps It s just as well." re.loined Ilia
WiV pi-fl'tP alU- "You know the Venu
i. nlum Wt down."
The Hiihi Graduate lluaband Klanced at
In r with the slight contempt we are apt
i - ( I f"i 11 .forms of humor except our
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a'vrno.m T oat ' lie Amateur Wlfe'a mind
: i H' tl. u ller lluliand'a new policy
. i-i' ibv weaker Fex.
-be ad yotie 4o tow n to do her Easter
! -'nn kn. havlni; a rather larice pack
iit.' I i carry home, had followed her usual
. . i. i-i of aioKpio la at Her Husband g
(i "Vine to vait for him.
"1'ruJerftlr'thT' rt-Taitliw.e Husbmnd'a
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CorrrtgHi. ItlU ky TW Nw Yorl
Nr Yort Hwl CoJ A JBt Krr4.
By EARL IIURD
HE ruKVtrSSO HIS oFAT TO
new indeiendence did not Include the putt
rcr of his joys and thoughts, for he
shouldered the burden with unusually K-ood
Fiace and they set out happily for the
"tube "
It was o clock and from the mouths of
tr LiR department storea along their
route flowed a constant Ftream of women
shllpKT.
"Look at themV snorted Her Husband.
"They should have been home getting din
ner an hour apo! Many a poor devil of a
man will pet a delicatesaen meal becausa of
Ineir paddln:"
"Well, don't you worry, dear," said His
V"lfe, Foothingly. "you're Rolng to have
steak and broiled parssipa and lettuce and
tomato aalad hurry up or we won't get
neat!
But they did and, though the car waa
Jummed with feminine atandeec before It
started on Its Journey Hobokenward. the
Post Graduate Husband adhered sterly In
his new resolve.
What the Amateur Wife conaidered to
bo very nice looking, earnest and efficient
wotking women stood all about them.
But Her Husband remained peralstently
tr different of their presence that 1. at
least until at one of the intermediate sta
tions a vivid yqung person edged her way
through the crowd. She minced, she sim
pered and then siauioned herself directly
in front of him and stared significantly.
As automatically aa a flounder takes the
bait or some legislators a bribe the Post
Graduate Husband rose and surrendered
Ms seat to the doll faced siren, who sank
Into it with a queenly obliviousness to
where it cam from.
The Amateur Wife smiled slightly and
the young woman beaide ber Interpreted
the smile as on ef friendly encourage
nient.
"Some of these fellows give a girl his
"at Just In the hope of gettln' acquainted."
;r.e observed calmly. "But I'm wise! Tou
notice I didn't thank that dude for getting
just looking for a chance to speak to me!"
(Copyright. Ml. by the N. T. Herald Co.)
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I I HANVZD MEL
The Dee's Junior Dliihday DooK
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MWe Celebrate
TUESDAY,
March 14, 1911.
Fashion's Fancy in Spring Coats
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Contempt?
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NEW YORK. March S Three-piece
gowns of lUfah. rajMh and a'l soeti ma
terials w U be, of course. In evidence this
j'eej-. for the thre-p!i'ce costume is inn
useful a style of fires to be abn'iond
ht1y ly Paine Fashion. At the same
time a jacket l not now considered an
t.b'iaatorr part of the gown provided for
soring weddings and receptions, and a
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ened down the center, and at each side to
form sleeves, from a pattern that the
veriest novice can copv. and when bor
dered at the top and about the end f the
fleeve openlras with a band of passemen
terie braid or a fold of satin, will make aa
effective a wrap as could be desired. A
lining will rive warmth, but if the cloth
is of sufficient!)' tieavy n.u!io r. ' l.nlnF
will be obligatory. Aa a black coat can
tie worn with a gown of any rolor. a black
wrap lined with a shade to correspond
with the gown with which It Is intended
to wear it most often is strongly to be ad
vised. I
THE LENGTH OF PLEEVES. '
As a wrap Is Intended primarily as a
means of warmth or at any rate jrotec
tion for the gown worn beneath, it ts well
to have some means of fastening it close
at the throat, ulthough for daytime It ma
be opened entirely over the front of the
waist. Short sleeves are once more In
vogue for all elaborate dress, but for a
wrap, sleeves of full length are certainly
most practical.
Quite distinct from the long satin coat,
but an equally necessary part of the out
fit, is a lonit heavy ulster for traveling or
motoring. Not every one is so fortunate
aa to be the possessor of a motor ear, but
nowadays It is necessary to be prepared
for an occasional ride la an- automobile
of some more fortunate friend. Ratine
trimmed with black satin Is much In fash
Ion, but genuine English and Scotch ulsters
with loose backs and long; shoulder seams,
the coats ibMonm of rough waterproof
tweed, are the favorite cloaks for rough
wear. Homespuns from the lightest, most
expensive qualities to the very cheapest
grades are the favorite materials of the
season for all simple suits and wrapa. For
young girls, blanket costs tn a new dark
shade of brown are popular for college
and boarding school, although there Is
!o a distinct vogue for the Kngllah ul
sters, among school girls. An ulster must
always be able to fasten up close at the
throat, and have long aleeves with wrist
st lelds to keep out 'the wind and rain.
Lngllsh corduroy, rubber lined, makes the
smart raincoat of the year. The second
Illustration shows s moat sttrsctlve little
afternoon frock fashioned from two fabrics
a style that Seems to be increasing In
popularity. Blue and white foulard were
combined w th plain white and blue aatia.
The tucked section were of the white
satin, and the trimming bands were blue.
The witness looked youthful and ap
peared to be rather uncomfortable, too.
Consequently counsel assumed his most im
posing manner.
"Toil describe yourself as a writer?"
he began.
"Yes, sir."
What kind of a writer a sign writer?"
"No. sir."
-,Not an author T
"Partly, sir."
"What do you mean by 'partly'?"
"I'm la father's office, sir. He's a
money lender, and I'm the author of all
the sharp letters to backward borrowers.
If you remember, I sent you one last
week, sir."
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Afraid of His Wife.
William A. Ooss of K'arlville. III., lays
aome claim to the distinction of being the
champion among henpecked husbands. In
a suit for divorce filed in the La Salle
county circuit court he recites that bi.s
wife is a woman of great asperity of tom
Kr, indulges in violent fcaJlies of passion
and bus been extremely cruel to him. She
has struck him with a lioe. a flatiron. a
coal hod and various other missiles, chased
him about the house with a butcher knife
and attacked him with a poker.
Fearing great rKKlily Injury, he asserts,
with poHsible loss of his life, he decided to
leave her.
Frost will not form on the itiKiite of a
show window If the breeze from an electric
fan can be turned upon the glass.
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Xaine and .Mtvs. School. Vear.
Loona Uueliter, K.04 South Twenty-slvth Pt Park 1K!9
Harry Rartlett. Twenty-eighth Ave. and Houlex ard .. Vinton 1905
Khorta BrlFps. 1119 Cactellar Pt Bancroft 1902
Clara Barents n. 2414 Spalding. St Lothrop 1901
Arthur Cleveland. K.09 Ames Ave Saratoga 1904
Harold A. Dryerliua. 1429 South Fifteenth St Conieniua 1905
Frances H. Faulkner, 90S Fortieth Si Columbian 1S98
Lydta Flesher. 915 North Twenty-necond St Kellom 1904
Helen Good, 252 6 Wirt St Sacred Heart 1S9
Dorothea Grabbert. 201" Irras St CastclUr 1904
Harry Goth. 1714 CaPtellar St Castellar 1910
Ella A. Goodwill, 1406 South Se enteenth St Corae-nius 1905
Harold Grover, 2416 Bancroft St Castellar 1R9S
Bertha S. Hoffman, 1932 South Twelfth St Lincoln 1905
John Hambek, 1414 Bancroft St Bancroft 1S97
Frank Hason, 107 Woolworth Ave High ISPS
Gladys Howe, 3826 North Twenty-flrEt St Lothrop S99
Harold A. Jensen. 2721 Spalding St Lothrop 1896
ADna Johnson, 2726 Parker St lxmR 1K99
Walter A. Keeley. 5143 North Sixteenth St Sherman .. 1903
John Krejcl. 710 CaBtellar St Pt. Joseph 1905
Keith P. Latey. 4526 North Thirty-ninth St High 1896
Leona Leary. 3216 Porpleton A-ve Park 1901
Robert Lowman. 549 South Twenty-sixth Ave Farnara 1856
Louis Millithaler. 4212 Ames Ave. Central Tark . . .'. . 1 S98
Irene Miller. 2330 South Forty-first St Beals 1899
Ellsworth Winner, 614 South Thirty-ninth St Columbian 1896
Ruby Marxen. 2727 Chicago Pt Webster 1903
Lillie Miller, 2212 Mason Pt High 1895
Mary Masilko. 2504 South Seventh St Bancroft 1904
Grace Muskin. 123 North Twelfth St Cass 1895
norothy H. Msylan. 1923 South Nineteenth St St. Patrick ....... 1902
Joel Nelson, S66 North Twenty-seventh St Webster 1905
Joe Paveleck, 4014 South Twentieth St Bancroft 1897
Gertrude A. PoHio. 1512 South Tw enty-ninth Pt . . . . Park 1897
Mabel Peterson. 4174 Chicago St Saunders 1902
Mabel Pilgrim. 4021 North Twenty-sixth Ave lothrop ..' 1898
Frances A. Perkins. 2306 North Twenty-sixth St .... Howard Kennedy . .1 901
Clare F. Regan, 1213 South Eleventh Pt Pacific 1896
Marguerite Sandusky, 1718 Nicholas St Kellom 1900
.lake Polverman, 123. South Fifteenth St Comenius 1897
W'illa A. Smith. 1718 Jackson St Leavenworth 1898
Mabel Stroud. 2120 North Fourteenth St Lake . . .....1896
Edward Sebek, 1713 South Eleventh St Lincoln 1895
Loren Spear, 1414 Jones Pt Pacific ii
Roland Scott, 3505 South Twentieth Ave Vinton 1904
Helen Sandberg, 2834 Cass Pt Webster 1904
Orpha Sorenson, 1933 South Tnirty-nrth Ave Windsor 1S.
Elir M. Trimble. 4643 Dodge St Saunders 1904
Michael Tedeseo. 1020 South Twenty-first St Mason 1902
Rosie Turek, 2005 South Seventh St Train 1898
Ruth Taylor. 4223 Grant St High 1894
Bessie Tonder, 89 North Twenty-fourth St Kellom ...1902
Dorothy Weller. 3610 Lincoln Boulevard High .....1895
Virginia Wayman, 2447 Spaldlnfe St Lothrop 1904
Elisabeth Wachtler. 2212 South Eighteenth St St. Joseph ..1900
Roy Watkins. 607 North Thirty-second St WebaUir 1897
Philip Wright, 2725 Chicago St .Webster .1905
Veronica Wooley, 2214 South Tenth St, South Omtha.St. Patrick 1898
Daily Health Hint
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Jaundice is caused by the obstruction of
the ptoper flow of the biie which is se
creted by the liver and Is necessary in !
digestion. Worry and anxiety interfere
with the flow of bile consequently, indul
gence tn these unhappy emotions should
be diacouraged.
Campaign for Brown Bread
Jnst m I. title Arnica.
A pale, Intellectual looking chap, wearing
cyefrlasnes and unshorn hatr, visited an
athletic instructor not long ago and asked
questions until the diplomatic athlete
finally became weary.
"If I take boxing and wrestling lessons
from you. will it require any particular
application?" he BFked.
"No. " answered tnc expert, "but a little
arnica will come in handy."
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Twe Ola mm the New.
Old gtyle:
"Ah. Rinks. I hear you had aa arrival
In your family thia morning." said It' kens.
"Yep," suid Ulnks, with a beaming faca.
"Roy or girl?'- asked L'Kkena.
"Both." chorted Finks.
New 6tyle:
"Ah. Kinks. I hear you ha 4 aa arrival Is
your family this morning." said pick ens.
"Tep.- said Ktnka, with a beaming face.
"What n.ake?" asked Dickens.
Fierce Klver, 1H1 modei." chortled Birika.
Harper s
tioart afiernojn gown with a long cloak
if satin or cloth which inn be worn with
tl ip Urt or anv other fiock la the outf.t
i.'. win, la often found to make the beet
in . si met. i.
it la inwiblr to fashion an exceedingly
amart wrs-o in one of tie always good
...-e-J. 'Oi.U , . C.mmd' .(tlhil viut
fe,.m a piece of ihe n. w fleece-back satins. I thing for It "
In ljie oi.Jy Urge oi-emiiKS fori "irwat S'oU' twull'.iT retorted Speeder
-4 I . Jk Da.-rl .i'iuii t ige'ber I "w hy rant you be aatiafu-d? That new
saurti l e-u.BC i a a sows- chauffeur of mine has contributed t least
. ii rm i I si T evej two patients a day te your old (karity.
u (ucmI i .sr kiaa s c la ml timJ l&ai- , V tat oiutt do )ou want? Harper a.
Mia f IrtwwitsBu
"I wih sorue time. Mr. fpeeder.' aaid the
doctor, ' that ou would boar eur hospital
In mind and. If It appeals to you, do aome.
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RIQMT. 1911. 1 TMT Htm TTJSK EVEN I HQ TELEWUM fUE rOM ESL0 COJ. U R,grtrt etsrvs4.
Sit Oswald Motley, squire of Ralleston.
Sisffordshire, KngUnd. recently started a
ampaign, at his own expenee, to popularise
brown bread. Now he says: "It is getting
to be an Infernal nuisance and I am begin
ning to with I bad not taken it up." This
bread recommended by Mosley is delight
ful eating, being crisp and cruaty, sweeter
iian the ordinary shop loaf, and having a
nutty flavor often heard of but seldom
ssiod.
Sis Oswald's Intention was to extend to
the villagers on his en late what be con
siders the great advantages to be derived
from the consumption of wholemeal bread.
made from flour ground In. the old-fashioned
mills between upjier and nether
su nes. L nfortunately for his peace of
mind, however, the scheme made such a
sensation that he has been deluged with
Utters from all rarta of the country con
taining requests for samples of his famous
bread. Special horse vans are being dis
patched nightly to take the supplies sway.
The bread is packed in near cardboard
iKixes; and the village bakery is being
worked at its highest pitch.
"1 have received letters by the hundred."
raid Kir Oswald. "Many of the applicants
desire immediate delivery and say they
wll! pay later, while others coolly aak for
a few loaves free."
A large number of professional and well-
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to-do people have written sympathising
w i;h the movement, and an earl from May
fair sas that he Is setting up a plant of
his own estate for the use of bis tenants.
Health experts enlarge on the benefits of
the bread, and medical men are asking for
regular supplies.
Three months is the limit that Blr Os
wald has set for his venture, and although
be expects to be out of pocket by the
time the experiment is concluded, yet he
has high hopes of starting a great reform.
Many of the dental diseases and the general
decline in the national physique of the
present age he attributes to the fact that
of recent years white bread has almost
entirely supplanted the good old-fashioned
wholemeal loaf.
"John Bull," is the popular title for this
picturesque baker baronet. The ram fita.
Not only is he a country rentleman of ths
old school, but he la a keen agriculturist, a
great breeder of Shorthorns, an extenstrs
gardener, and he poaeeasea a fins museum
of British birds. His Ideas, methods, and
dress are all characteristic, and although
long out-of-date he still wear ths wide
brimmed, low-crowned hat of bearer pat
tern. He dislikes change except for ths
better.
"Other men have changed thetr styla of
dress," he says, "but not I. Mr hat, for
Instance, is the same sort of hst ray father
were, and my grandfather before him."
A Persian Legend
When General Lord Charles Arthur the snake seemed to exhibit an appeaxanoe
l'alby cme borne to Join bis family in j almoat lifelike and could be followed from
tail with ease. Thhv remark-
Kngland, after an ventful sojourn in India,
he brought with him a rug of great beauty
and unusual design. It had been given
to him by an Indian prince, in return for
his diplomatic and courteous adjustment
of Lb serious matter that had brought
them together. The prinoe bad urged him
to convey the rug safely home, to give It
a place of honor in his castle and for Da
reason to part with It. aaaurtng him that
its presence in ths midat of his family
would bring them blessings unlocked for
and guard them against hidden menace.
Lord L'alby a arrival home waa a most
happy one. He rejoiced especially in his
beautiful little son, trn long after he
had left England. The child was now
nearly years of age. the pride and Joy
of all with whom be was connected.
The traveler unpacked ths many gifts he
had brought borne from that land of rare
and mysterious legend and design. When
he disclosed the rug the prince had given
to him the entire family was amased at
its singular and bewildering patters- The
ground color was a soft silver gray with
many strange and intricate figures and me
daiUons woven through it. Through ail the
mass of design and coior the patient eye
might discover the sinuous curves and
stretches of a magnificent snake- Its sub
dued and usually Illusive greenish-blue
beeuty seemed at times easier to trace
than others.
It waa decided to bang ths rug in the
great entrucs hsJL Many and frequent
were Its risitora Wbn, it had uuns there
soma time it was discovered thag whenever
U.S tin boy, Lord lmibt sou. was about.
head to
able fact' was the cause of much amaae
nient. One afternoon some weeks after his re
turn the father was playing happily with
his sun in the hail near the rug. An omi
nous growl startled him. and. turning
quickly, he perceived a large to on a that
had been his especial companion and pet
before he went away. He had scarcely
noticed the dug since his return, so wrapt
was he in his son, except to remark lis
sullenness.
At ones lie realised the dog was mad
with Jeaiouky of the baby. wift as light
ning the great beast had leaped at ths
child.
This is how Lord l'alby related what
happened in the aecond that he stood
frusen with horror.
There was a sharp hiss, a shritk of agony
from the dog. which fell cloao beside ths
baby and expired at once. Catching ths
fiightened by unLarntod child lu his breaat,
hm attention was called lu the princes
gift, that hung quivering violently oa Iks
w all.
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courts hatml decided as yet.
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Harst Asia.
-Are you aa sxperlance4 s via tor?"
"Well. sir. I have Uta at it at.
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