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J BT WALTEn A. SINCLAIR.
Some Old ftaipt Appropriat!;- At
tired in Sackcloth and Ashes.
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"Lent a!- "nir la the- nsst 1iis, '
r bser . -d little, prnsively.
"Weil, you need expert no present he-
rn Chrietmas and your birthday. I
nnnriM. rt-.eerf'iily
"It w'll be a r."t from xriing to wed
dini. ' surhea.
"You neerfn t weeding"." I argued,
".t it ffet married."
"Jt' bad enough t' witness iiuch ssd
r.e." he rowimwl ,
"Out west tsev want to let the con-f!-mftH
cttrMm bHWffa WMsrm snd the
luiiisr." I IWH. jiiff tt enli"n the con
i ej-ettnn.
"I mpprawi yoi:r id-a h that you nn '""ad
a man to hmf'V"t. hot vou can't make
him drink." nhi misquoted.
"-. rai a could nt hava disposed of It
!--t'r," I as'irJ
onlv trt.-d nti'." ':e replied. "The
rerr.lock proved a tini-lock."
Ktr yn any a.'he'" I asked. "Or a
tfkT'
' Mr Konvifii hrougl.t ma a sack of
hn.nlates. la-t mjtf.t. ' he aiegled.
The ae vmi th kT" I appre
hended. "Put d nut crv. little nn."
"Tea. f mid him I1 give It t the janitors
little alrl If oe. min t too particular." she
untied.
"Olva her ai k"' T rristed.
"And the c ntnt." she ad'led. "I said it
verv sweerlv "
"Hsvtng trlf a chocolate, ehT I "re
quired. "N'o, -hocoiate cr'-sra." he rorrec'ed.
"At !. that what he railed It. but I
think It was a ehocolate skimmed milk."
'Til knw better than fi bring them In
a sk." I innonniwl.
"o" verr skeptically.
"Te, Til -f1ng a handf if." t enlightened.
"ThY are fattening." I emphasized
blandly.
"But I'm not! Don't you dare Insinuate! '
she cried defantlY.
"Tou're aTlrri enoiah to have slipped
from between the pases of a fashion maa
ine." I conceded.
"What morn oou!4 one sayT' she de
manded of the world at lanre.
""Hi conld say-' I laid etreea on the
"oijld" thai he didn't mean the advertising-
pave. whlh the postmaster general
cfmsMers so tieavr "
"Now. ai and p4ilt It." she pouted.
"Can't rnn We a Irt'le complimentary"
I call for free seats here." I
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That kind of ''mmp' ta punched before
It is ; resented." he critli-tsed.
"Well, several of my deadly rivaJa would
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"SA"K OF CH'K'OLATE."
like to punch m before I am presented
at the d.wr here." I ar-ed.
Consider tha attraction." she reminded.
"Of course I ought to give un entertain
ments durlnc Lent." I fmndered.
"W here you have to buy tickets for two,
she Interpolated.
"Tliatr managers won't let me carry
ashes Into a playhouse." I ramindad.
"Why don't you s:o to ens of thsa
Smoking Permitted' shows?" she queried.
"Mist of therrt arn't really that inflam
mable." I reassured.
"Jlost of us are willing- to give up tha
flesh If not the rest of the trio, world and
devil." she mused. "The spring- fashions
still call for thin girls."
"Msny of your sex must b slightly deaf."
I sneered.
"Hence fsetjng ami meditation or at
least training and banting." aha continued.
-What do you think of tha bobble aktrt for
a spring- styleT
"Mora like a hop style than a spring," I
moaned.
"The harem tr skirt ought to be Pop
ular during Lent," she remarked.
"They're not sack cloth." I objected.
"No. but they're bagiry." she chirped.
"During Lent you should be a little sub
dued," I gapped.
"Are you a small sub-dude or just plain
dude?" she countered.
"Just for that III leave tha boose!" I
threatened.
"Why didn't I think of it sooner?" she
exclaimed.
(Copyright. 1911. by the N. T. Herald Co.)
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Let's Have More Votes
Mr. lhb!eiuh trlfs to keep In touch
with the prunress of modern thought by
an occasional chat with his hired man.
I at. Pat is a fresh-faced, blue-eyed son of
the Trmyrald ite, who la faithful In all
1 hints and doe lot of independent think
ing along JUwju. jjii-ittly 6!s . and more
tl-an once I lotiniemh haa found consider
able rnlightennvent in difficult problem
by listening to Ma views. Ho the other
morn.ng. when Pat came into the library
with an armful ut logs to replenish tile
wood fire. IotMeigh. who bad been read
ing a rather acrimonious editorial In the
morning paper on the subject of the
suffragettes, ventured to ask Pat s opin
ion on the subject.
"Do you think women ought to be al
lowed to vote. Pat?" he queried.
"Sure ol do." was the Instant response.
'e need m."
We need them, eh?" smiled Mr. Dob-
bleigh. "That s a novei hies. What baa
brought you to that conclusion ?'
"OTve watched the altuaytion." returned
Pat, "and tvery year since OI've been In
this counthry the cosaplaint haa been the.
same. There ain't enough yotes. t There
ain't enough votes. There ain't enough
vote" ' - !'"
Sr. Dnbbleie-ti laughed and rubbed his
chin In perplexity.
"Not enough votes, eh?" ha repeated.
"Siw, sorr," returned Pat. "Whi -I
worruked for Mr. Hawkma who run for
mayor here foiveyyeara ao he was licked,
and wlits Ot aaht him whoy he say. 'Not
enough votes. Whin Mr. Bryan was
licked free tolmea for prlaidint, what waa
th' reason? The same. Not enough votes.
And so on In tvery campaign we've lver
had. sorr It s the same ouiU corapl lni
not enough votes. So Ot says Ut tha
wimmen vote and maybe we'll taov enough
for waust to Illct lverybody." Harper's
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Delicate Delicatessen Girls
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A valuable Preach took, book vanished
from ray library Shelf and waa gone for
some time, as books often do, says a
writer In the, San IfTaoi'isfO Chronicle.
During the search for It two friends
happened to come In together; they had
never mK ea.:Q other before. The older
woman was connected with the Child's
Welfare rthfblf and when I told her of
my loss she began to hunt tor the book,
while the youna-ec one. a pretty trail little
thing of twenty, looked at me with wide
open eyes and shI1.
"Well, for heaven's sake, what are you
making such a fuss about a cook book
for? Fancy having a cook book! Whoever
heard ot such a thing? We never bad a
cook book in the houwe. What do you
use It for?"
I hadn't recovered fcum the stiot k before
she had gone. Then . I asked my wise
friend what she nude ot.t of the young
parkin conversation.
"That'a a delicatessen child." said the
wise lady. "Couldn I you tell by her face,
by her dHt, itnneaitny figure and
Wferal k of stamina that he s never
bwen properly nounhod? If )'uu went to
her home aa'l loekcd in the kiii-hen. pru
vuliag nt u ji h thr' pve a kit hen
those pvt'iile uuanj have a klti'henette
you would find a r w of tin tans and ail
the hurry-up' tols en the market, yulck
coffee, oear-wn.;). rradv -niea-.s and all the
hwei nili i-uukuii liiAt i bora ui Vam
dell N-jen stor-. Kor those if us who
t:eliieiu these lioia si m intervals the
uwllcatewren chilil f life wnit one long
succersim of mixed (iiiki. no really solid
food, no nutritious soups, but cold meats
sad pickles Innumerable form the chief
part of her diet. -t , i . -.
"So wonder they don't need a cook
book. They never cook anything. They
Just warm It up. The quick-food producis.
all very well in their place, have been the
ruin of the American kitchen."
Afral4 mt Ul g ViJvea.
The policeman aaid that If any bod y
shuuld ask him he would say that about
the best thing anybody cuukt do under
the circumstances was to go home. But
the midnight wayfarer of uncertain step
and speech thought otherwise. ...
"You wouldn't go. either ." B said, "it
there were six more waiting to hMnd out
the same line ot talk that I took once to
night when I tried to sneak in. T? sir,
six of 'em."
"Six what?" the policeman asked.
"Wives."
"Good heavens!" ejaculated tha police
man, "who are you, anyhow? Brtgham
Young?"
"No. sir; but there are six more there
al nght. Come upstairs and see for
yourself."
The policeman tiptoed up behind, turn
and assisted In opening the door. Ia a
room beond a llht burned dihilv, re
vealing six blonde heads standing in- a
row on a dressing table.
"What d I tell jou- said the man.
"rti, all alike and only one heard from."
The policeman pushed him in and snut
the door.
' Six transformations on dummy heada."
he saad. "No wonder he had 'em " Phll
delphia Ledger.
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)DgWe Celebrate
Wednesday,
March 8, 1911.
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Name and Allrvws:
S hxl :
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Paul AlniquiBt. 3810 Sewird St Franklin 19
Liwrenre Borchprlnc. 267 Ohio St Howard Kennedy ..1 902
Elizabeth Born. t2 South Eijthtenth !?t Leavenworth 19J
Harold BoKfts. 2015 South Sfxteenth St CftHfellaf 1901
Wilbur Bor?;eon, 3217 Burt St Webster 1904
Harold B. Conaway, 317 Nonh Twntr-first St Central 1S97
Joe J. Cvetasi. 1922 South Eighteenth St Cnstellar 104
William Dorrance, 27S2 Central Bonlevard Webster 1905
Esther EllinghusBen, 1904 Elm St H:?h 19
Grace Elledse, 2712 South Twentv-flrst CastelUr 1902
, . Monmouth Park
, . Saunders
, .Tark
.Walnut Hill . . i
. . Cass
..Vinton
. . Webter ......
. . Kellom
..M.i son .
..Central
. . Bancroft
. . Cass
. . Kellom
. .1902
. ..1S97
. .1902
...1905
...197
. ..1904
...1900
...1S99
...189?
. . .1902
.. .1905
. ..1902
..190J
C HONEST, MA.
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THAT r0 AUTBOpT 01
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Grace I. Fisher. 3171 Grand Ave
Gail W. Furnass, 4625 Capitol Ave ,
Margaret Gentlerna, 173 4 South Twenty-smb . . . . ,
Georg? F. Hansen, 4207 Lafayette Ave
Christina Hedlinit. Nineteenth and Cas Sta
Mathilda Hootdobler, 3114 Sooth Twenty-second .
Austin Hunter. 3201 Burt St
Moolcan Isreal. 1315 Pacific St
Mary Jones, 2313 Mason St
Abrara Kohn. 532 South Twenty-second
Blanche Kyhl. 2530 South Ninth St
Marjorie Leach. 213 North Eighteenth St
Ruth Mack, 1 S 1 9 North Seventeenth St
Margaret JleCoy. 1742 2!th St High 1S9
Louise Mentz. 3003 Webster St Hiirh 1R95
Albert Mongersen, 3433 South Fifteenth St Vinton 194
Paul F. Niehlsen, 161S South Thirty-third St Windsor 1903
Irene M. O Connell. 1524 North Twentieth St Kellom 1S97
Ralph Parker. 3414 Charles St , ..Franklin 190J
Fred k B. Pates, Ap t 1. Sherman; ,16th and Madison. . Lake ...1900
Lucille Petrle, 1724 Spring St Vinton 1904
Lonasa R. Prior, 4624 Grand Ave Central Park ....1903
Maggie Reaves, 1516 Marcy St Leavenworth 1901
Lulu Reynolds, 2206 North Eighteenth St Lake 1902
Edsoa Rich, 3322 Dodge St Farnam 1904
Meyer Ruback. 1124 North Seventeenth St .Cass .'..1897
Anna Rupp, 3106 South Thirteenth St Forest 1898
Homer W. Schleh. 2912 Franklin St Long 1904
Margaret Stuft. 4219 Patrick Ave Clifton H1U 1905
Margaret Summers. 1335 Georgia Ave Park 1S95
Ray Thompson, 2011 Clark St Kellom 1904
George Vandas, 1444 Sou'h Sixteenth St Comenius . .... ...189.
Lewis Whltlock. 1231 South Eleventh St Pacific 1S93
Edward L. Wllber. 2341 South Thirty-fourth St Windsor 1895
Virginia M. White. 3509 Jackson St Columbiaa .......1900
Helen Wood, 3416 Parker St Franklin 1901
f Some New Styles for MenProducing Classy Effects
There are many who do not like the
raglan sleeee except for the raincoat. Yet
the rax 'an construction has had a pro
nounced revival this hwod, a-mong particular-
men only, however, on . these
heavily napped gamsentX
Btlll more Interesting', however. u the
growth of the collar to enormous width,
the unusual depth of tha notch. If such it
may now ha called, the new shape of the
lapels and the size of the buttons on the
butter plate order.
Jill these characteristics combine to
make a very distinctive overcoat, the dis
tinctive overcoat. I might eay, of the
present season. There ia miggestion of
defining- the waist, as in many of the new
jackets. The sleeves are usually fitted
with a flap for tightening- at the end In
wind or wet.
The deep cut between the collar and the
lapels la probably an outgrtfwth of the
convertible collar Idea. One may button
the front up snugly to the chin without a
fussing operation or mussing the coat.
When comfort has such consideration as
It does In men's clothes today one should
expect much attention alao to utility.
Referent- to comfort reminds me of two
changes In shirts. One Is In the formal
evening shirt the use of exceedingly fine
tucks on a bosom not so heavily lined as
to have the stiffness and atarchinesa of the
plasn stiff shirt front. I have- mentioned
thia as a. cqcnin vogue to sajthat. t has
come. No longer can it be called a novelty.
The other change ia more In the nature
of a prophecy, namely, that next summer
we shall see more of the starched cuffs
on the pleated and the negligee shirts than
we did last summer and a consequent re
duction in smart circles of the soft double
cuff. On the other hand I Imagine the soft
double cuff will next summer reach the
height of its popularity, which Is a quite
different thing.
This promising tunning of the tide from
extremely "easy" effects may foreshadow
the advent of the fancy stiff bosom shirt
to favor once again. I know there are
men who will question it and some who
will be positive In denying it. But the
return, if Tt is to be within the next year
or two, will likely be gradual. I Cnd that
well dressed men of soma cities outside
of New- Tork have already taken kindly
to the fancy stiff shirt front for day wear,
though 1 may say the attempt to restore
it in the metropolis has been dismally un
availing. It ought to come. There Is a lot
of comfort in a soft shirt, but from the
trade standpoint there Is no sense In pre
senting one style of shirt the year around.
Even fashion may be Influenced by persis
tent effort. .
Lounge suits have reached the intermed
iate state between extreme shapeliness and
extreme fullness. The double breasted
jacket has gained perceptibly among men
of social standing. In single breasted
jackets the difference between the Ameri
can and the foreign styles is that ours have
grace of contour with roominess, while
the others have It without. There Is a
great deal let's buying of clothes abroad
on the part of discriminating Americans
l nowadays.
i The Inability of the London tailor to
make the collar t. even tolerably well is
primarily responsible I take It. Our trav
elling set have learned that it la impos
sible for our tailors to do anything- with
: the clothes they bring over by way of
improvement In fit. Many a tmnkful of
, suits has been discarded on that one ac
count. So If oyr designers have failed to
, create really new styles, they are at least
to be credited with knowing how to cut
i clothes to Jibe with a man's figure. Tha
Haberdasher.
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Something Sour
When a man has been disappointed in
love he either taites to drtnk or goes out
to a boarding house. Either in his idea
of punishment, according to an essay
the Seattle Post-Inte!l!gencer. He says
further:
It Is a brave man who knows his own
landlady, and, anyway, it's a mistake to
kill the hen that lays the fatted egg.
Boarding, however, la a liberal education,
and he wha has never experienced the naps
and chances of the Lltery Digest in three
editions breakfast, lunch and dinner is
an unsosophlsticated bumpkin who doesn t
know enough to slip tha stab of reeuscia'ed
cow on to the floor and shove It with his
foot the length of the table so that tt will
look aa If It were deliberately dropped by
the fat man who sells garden hose on com
mission. Apart from the digestive train
ing and gastronomic slelght-of-hand in
which he will become so proficient, there
is the ever-changing conversational bureau
for the Propagation of Undesirable Noth
ings Above Nobodies.
There will be a school teacher. There
always Is a school teacher, irhe will de
bate seriuusly and dogmatically on the
subjects which come within her professional
horixon. and will enter Into a mild and
Platonic flirtation with an elderly young
man who practices law In a spotted suit
and a drab tia There la a maiden of some
fifty springs who is obnoxiously coy. There
is the veteran who haa been everywhere
until he has acquired an objectionable
amount of knowledKe on every kind of sub
ject. And there is the consistent insurgent.
And there is the landlady herself, who has
false teeth and a smile, both of which she
removes when out of sight of the "guests.''
Various stages of the Inferno one passes
through, such as an occasional Saturiay
evening "wobble" to tha canned music of
an alleged gramophone, or a party whers
you play cards for four hours, with Inter
vals for vocal perpetrations and other of
ftnses. Few men are brave eunugh to stay with
the game, and boarders are usually short
lived men.
Driven to hopeless despair the weaker
ones occasionally get married. Then things
really happen. ... . .
What Pneumonia Is
A contributor to the Chicago Inter
Ocean asserts that, in talking of pneu
monia to people in general It la necessary
to say and repeat many times that pneu
monia is not a bad cold run mad. for this
conviction appears to ho invincibly lodged
n the lay mind.
Pneumonia is first, last and all tha time
an acute local disease of the lungs, which,
according to the gravity of the case, be
come more or less consolidated or choked
up. The more the lung tissue that ta thus
choked the less the lungs are able to
breathe. The f.rst consequence of this
helplessness on the part ot the lungs is
that the heart that gallant organ labors
to get enough blood to keep things going,
and this la why we see the distressing
rapid and shallow breathing so charac
teristic of the disease.
With all the heart can do it can only
pump blood. It cannot oxygenate it lhat
is the function of the lungs. Presently
therefore, the blood stream becomes more
and mora impure, owing to lack of oxygen,
and In those cases ending tn death one of
two things happens either the htnrt gives
out entirely, unable to stand the strain
put upon it. or else the ssiem is over
come by toxins, that is to say by the im
purity induced by the lack of oxyenation.
It has 1 ng been recognised that what
the pneumonia parl-nt needa is oxygen and
we are bow sure that this is best supplied
by a direct cun-ent of fresh air from out
side, and mat th.s fresh air should be
the basis of all treatment from the very
beginning.
Too often baa lifs been lost by a failure
to recognize this truth.' or by a belief that
rushing In canned oxygen at the last mo
ment would effect a cure. There la less
pneumonia among country dwellers than
among city people. There Is less pneu
monia among people who ventilate well
than among the stuffy. And there Is less
pneumonia In the summer than In tha
winter, because in the summer there ia a
free circulation of air through all our
houses.
The ideal treatment of pneumonia is to
carry the patient into the open air and
keep him there with proper precautions
against the wind and weather. But as this
cannot always be done the patient can at
least be placed in the largest, sunniest
and best ventilated room In the house, b
possible, a room with windows on two
sides Is much to be preferred to one which
can be opened only to one point of tne
compass. By a system of screening It can
always be managed that a direct current
of very cold air shall not blow right on
the bed. but 'he air of the room should be
constantly renewed and always cool.
Ot all the cranks the fresh air crank Is
the sanest and his reward In Ule pneu
monia sick room Is a rich one.
"Foley's Honey and Tar is tha best coua.li
remedy I ever used aa It quickly stopped
x severe flush lhat had long troubl-a me."
ys J. W. Kuhn. Princeton. 7eb. just so
quickly and surely it ata In all cases of
coughs, colds, lagrlppe and lung trouble
Retuse substitutes. For sale by ail druggists.
OF SOUS USE.
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Trytlstnf writh my voice if 1 took
letups?
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