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ET AM ERE MAJ.
They were plat ! ptnorhie when the
jmetrir arrived
ibe national game of ft. luls, Hnboken.
Milwaukee tnd Mountain vilie, they Lad
bee astounded husband
Tbey did tijwd tbe pastor, for
themgh they had been Mart? a year m
Mountainvi'.ie they Lad nrv happened
to Tt 1 the Mountain Bide rrefbTtertan
church, and tbey were rot aware that bis
Itinerant quest fir new souls to sste null
eveniually lead htm to their home.
The F-ererend Mr Fllbig" announ-ed
Mary the Heipful Handmaiden. In a tone
cf polite aloe fneas toward one cot of the
true rellglcn.
i And Immediately a bluff and eceedingly
heart y person appeared la the o.-ornr
as greeted by the Amateur Wife and
the astour.ded huslnxnd.
"V.y friend It. f'all rugsested that 1
might Cnd you at borne thl evening." n
Bouneed the gigantic parson, whom. miM h
to bis own astonishment, the Post Gradu
ate Hut-hand proceeded to like tin tha spot-
"We rr perfect.' delighted that you
did:" gurgled the Amateur Wife, and de
spatched a meaning g:ance at tha Post
Graduate Husband, whit h was Intended to
convey to him that he abould set the un
cpened t-f bottles out of the way as
qui. kly and aa cyiietly a possible,
tut her busiiand mlt-read her wireless
meRfcage. which he thought Hid that he
waa oVerlookhr.g bis dut.ea as a boat
"Hut a glass of beer, old man?" be
aid hurriedly, and tren, feeling that he
had mad an anperdnnab.e blunder, stepped
euddenb and glared at the Amateur Wife.
"Tank you. 1 believe 1 will. ' promptly
answered the hcv. jar. mifig.
And It as undoubtedly tins simple an
swer w hich led the Poat lradua;a Hus
band to resolve that be at last waa a man
whom he migbt permit to save his soul
If he ever decided to sublet the contract.
The Amateur Wife, however, waa a con
tinned pagan. So lim( aa the Hev. Mr.
Bilblg confined hl remark to the weather,
the iiatx-rB and the neiffhfcorv she emiied
t (i&riuuti) upon him.
Bui when a seetninfly chance remark
led the paetor to Inquire If tbey had ever
teen the interior of bis ihurch her radiant
f it-cam e -oiialed.
Mr. Mann tniki no bard during the
eek that we find it almoet lrr.fKrmb; to
et anywhere on
Bund ay.
she
conde- 1
I
aceniled to ei4i&in.
At this point, fieihapa. an old fashioned
d:me mltht tle ai"kwd if Her Hut-band s
Xaitr'ue would prevent him from getting
xi;i and ifoing to hi eeternal punishment on
Jjdtrment morning.
iiu! U-e Hev. Mr. ti.big was mors tact
f -1 He Ix-ionged . to the . modern adhool
wnich Miio-f otr the unpleasant aspecta
t). theulogy and fills Its pews.
-VUite true, he said "I can sympathise
w.tl youi huKtiatid. The strujiK'e for exist
ence these days U very arduous, very bu-
Pertaining
Withemp's "Cyclopae-lia of the Months,"
t Harper s Weekly, thus analyses tbe
rS-eculiarltiea of March.
March la tba third month of the year os
the calendar, coming in between February
nd April in all countries of the earth ex-
Ireland, where it is the first mwnth
at rs rear, with no second. It was named
i March after tbe St. Patrick a day parade,
wrhlch takes place annually upon the aev-
cxntsenth day vt tbe month, taking the
remaining fourteen d)s te pass a given
point.
March Is generally regarded by prophets
as a safe period in which to predict the
coming of spring, whose advance ia invari
ably forwebadowtKi during ttua month by
the large number of green things appearing
kpon tbe earth a auifaca.
Poets bom la the month of March should
b careful cot to attempt to rhyme such
words cafs with waif. drlliAiet-sen w 1th In
teroefcslon. ur bon-tan.eri with pyjanut. I found to be of a rather cold, retiring na
unless they hsve prevlout-iy taken a com- ! ture. with little liking for bterature or art
(ete course in buaing under aoaie ackuowl- and entirely lacking in social graces or
edged master of turtles or follow an in- 1 fluency la pome conversation. In this
variable habit of subruliung their poems j respect they reeemble tbe young of the
to editors by mall. I Fiji Islands and districts of Central Africa
Te persons bora ia March it is exceed- I lying between lbs Congo and Lake Victoria
legly unlucky a ttavf a painter standing j X ; anza.
on a ladder drop a pot of green or yaiiow Eggs laid at any time In tha month of
paint upon their new silk bats as they pass March and placed in void storage for a
i underneath.- wnd those w he are careful j period of seven years will lose their xh
1 LI du well not to order dinner for thii- j nass sum here aloa gtba latter part of
tecs if tbey have only cunenl funds suf
ficient te cover the to( of a ham sundsii b
Infants cf either sex bom between the
A Nice Taste in Eggs
Urn was a flat cid gectleuian, slid It bad corned with IectEr,U-r corn. 1-. is dell
amused h, fellow buLruers to obserc tbe I ciou as it aiwajs ia. especially when it
unernrg quanry of his tasts in wine and j has a lilus dash of Holbein's Susnexktire
cigars h.ven aU. a divtance he could tell I sajce, 'UK shaken ocer It; but I must con
tbe vintage of a wine served at another tru. madam "
table oo-e it r-in l.3 penetrated to his 1 tee old gentiemaa hesitated a moment,
prese nce j and his e e fe ll btuc-Aih the anxious gaae
C.iru JLj m, b iv.ii rcurk. j ai the iacd:x2i .
w u4 an cbm-wusou.-s ma-king of bis lips "Go ox, niy dear Mr. Ktrnober," be put
as the liju.d wc-' g::igle f rth from a in. "If tbere b- anything wrong I am sjrs
bottie six or ee-.en tai. assy.
'Ihink bo " the faker would remark,
knowing of cp iree. w .thing about it. but
Just t laake t Lt u'-J gentleman 'Seems
tu me rm-r Lki Chalets de heantg. 1U
no. on second. thour.;s h is n-t I,, but
i:.- -
"No, tbs o i (f : !tT.m w ou i reply,
f.Mi.H. "it is Lrot-. T:. It is unmistak
able. There B t any Crura u de beantiag
1VK. left.' bad rhe vintage tf iicr waa a
failure. It hada t aroi-ia enough ta reach
a. roks iwa tatuea. much leas six "
but the riiinax of bis powers was rea hed
oa a e-nt Penciay. whea be and his fellow
boarders were hjwi! engaged la eating
their breakfast lh-r'y af.er lv o clock, T:t
laa-31ac)jr bai-paned U. as tnrouga (lit
1-reasfast routw Just as tbe old gentiemaa
bal era. ked Un t. of h.s tgf
"XcNid lorwat.g, Ur kCemoauer." al.s au- j
Sarit-U. aruiaUi) . "1 trun you are enyoymg
l e-r breakiast thit 11.oiT.1r.4T
J I The old geniie:i.aa bced cour
f y ful repliing
s,' f "-' he lepl.'ec!'" I a
e-r breakfast thit
urtecu y be
n eajoying
.'V. Tt uge...
' --ii' t-va lis
) i rt, e n.ie
as 4 Judg.
d...kt.eut cc1ik. fr-.ii
the lea
c-t .T M-na. 1U1.-J siib J.a.
W - h. luirj ll'i J
B-niijwa aa asuai az) iue icrurl irt
11 fi
from Perdition Fails.
.J
VTR? TnAv ieG
T"ocmjl
Tr PA3TC3.
ter. Indeed
la a leader
and a man. partii-vnarly If be
U apt to ba ezbauated on tba
day cf reat."
The Pom Graduate Hnnhand beamed vis
ibly at the obvious Implication that be waa
a leader of men.
And the Amateur Wife derided forth wita
that tha Rcr. Mr. Pilhls was the meat dia-
I rnmlnatin pemon she bad ever met
f-re led Btw-ut the dintn room taWa t her
panted a deUchful evening with the cleri
ral fu-et. who dieruwed atortinr event,
told funny stortea but every now and then
managed to make some Incidental refer
ence to tha Mountainaidc Pret-bj-terian
churvi.
It waa 13 o'clock before ba took a re
sretf ul depart ura.
"Come and see ns aata." said the Port
Graduate Huahud wttb unmistakable
heartinee aa be and tha Amateur Wife
followed tha visitor to the door.
"The women of tbs church, are 4-1 vine a
little lunrheeon. to be followed by a lecture
on 'The Coirtume of the Bible.' 1 bad In
tended axklnc you to come." said the pas
tor, tentatively.
"Oh, ahe'n b;oT cheerfully announced the
Port. Graduate Husband. "She'll be tickled
to death to go! And. do you know, doctor,
I believe I'll get up next Bunday and go
down and bcur you preach'"
The effueion with which the Rev. Mr.
til.- rru. .A Ahl r,rmnv-r-AmAvi
equalled only by the promptness of his de-
parture
When
the d'xir closed
upon blm, the
a chair with a
Amateur Wife sank Into
sifih of dismay.
"to ou know you ve promised to go to
church next Sunday? Do you know you re
let me in for a bea luncheon? Do you
know" abe faltered accusingly.
"1 know I'Te been hypnotised." answered
her husband in a dased voice. "Tes!" be
repealed, "bypnotixed I I bare promised to
join the ihotr and te teach a young wo
men s Bible class!"
tCopynght, 111, by the N. T. Herald Co.)
7
to March
Sis
i first and twelfth Cf this month should
not be fed on broiled lobsters and pate de
1 luie gras until tbey have passed through
their second summer, and not then unless
there are seveiwl doctors and a oouplc of
trained nursea within reach.
Politicians w ho enter this world at any
time during the month of March will be
of a samew hsi biuntering disposition and
will be found blowing hot and cold at va
rious Intervals throughout the year, with a
preponderance of hot air In the midst of a
political caoiaitTO.
The chances of a male Infant born be
tween March I and T of becoming president
of the I'mted States before be attains t
tbe age of sixty-three are about one la
I.uuU.tHiu.uuii. but any female child bom dar
ing the same period may reasonably hope
to become a suffragette leader at thirty-
, five, provided she Is willing, upon reaching ;
' that age, to confess tbe fact. j
Esquimo children tort ia March will be
February In the fourth year, of their In
carceration, and their use for any but the
atrical purposes should be discouraged.
j
1 wish lo know.
N tat Is it tt.at isn t jat
Lffort to ?re Hit Vifet Soul
as you like it"
"Well, madam." he remarked, st.ll bea
tatmg "It U. perhat. my own fault, but
it la nuxny ears since I lut my real tasta ' -for
Ikhanghal, liTS ''
"fehanghal. lT-'T " repeated tbe bxnd.ady,
ai-;iarently perplexed to find his meaning '
"U tst du you mean by rtiar.gbal. lyT;?"
"AS hy ibis egt. madam, is clearty Shang
hai. lr-TI. and f jr my part I mink svefer ;
now that 1 am old. the Cue Lin China or '
the Plymouth Rock of the prweent year." j
fc d the cnnotxeeur Hardier a
He 1 mm 4 Hi mm.
"Gec-ri e " at id Mra Youngfather. 'here 1
a torj .f a New York poaoeoea wna all
) i.i s' .'i'i-ed s rnd of bowllr.g tit,--pc
i.isi Co iid uu ao that, George "
-Who. me" crved Youngtatlier. "Why.
1 u l evea slop a bow Ung baby?"
And lie resumed his walk Cleveland
P.a:n 1 dealer.
wlkat Me Ueerrted.
; Judge It s-euis ts me 1 seen ioa be-
rre.
, Prisoner You l.ace. Juaga
gs-. e your '
is i dauad ter s.nsms ieM
Jutge Taeal- j tut Oiicags
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J i'rr T X VJI Sot I LiVAYS TAKE. I
ifiUNAIS of ATifiEUCW
"TP
Baw a vaudeville show with Johnnie and1
Agnes and Ned yesterday. I was craxj
to see n hat they were like, and I think
tbe people who act in Iheni are awfully
ele'vVr. It's simply' wonderful that some
of them can get paid for what they do.
Ih nf 1 V. ... t,,AU rti mr tn IICIA a
j w eek- Fbe told the audlewce so In a song.
i She has a sort of reckiess manner and
aec'Sald ever body said she waa crazy,
but when It came to that who was eraay.
abe or tbe audience?
It seems to roe there isn t tbe slightest
'WO.VT TOT" AI'MIT THE MEN HAVE
BEAl'TlFl L HA1P.7 '
doubt that It s the audience. 1 felt alightly
depressed.
She knew I was an idiot, and had the
; nerve to tell me so. 1 had been rather
' u-e , , i h.rr tKat as M.rr.e of the acts
were very good. They were not the ones
il bad coma particularly to see. either.
Tbe mortifying part was. we had come on
purpose to see the lady who told us what
aha thought of t and whom ws assisted
to receive that two thousand she referred
to for doing It- I think both Ned and
i Johnnie considered she displayed a certain
lack of tact In rubbing it in. Tbey think
tbey work pretty hard f t what they get
, a week. Agnes tried te look superior and
I Ned closed his eves and his ecebroas en
! tlrely disappeared, but she haS em both
j lashed to tbe mast -just the same,
i We sat aaay doaa in front, and one of
tba musicians waa must attractive looking,
j Hs had wuch a dreamy fare, wun large,
i Mrxist ejea. I pointed h'.m out to Juhn-
THAT HIGH COST.
CM yw buy that fur-Ilnei
evmxmt jrou thoutht of grttint? !
"No; I blew mj seU fcr portow
srfruse atCBuU 1
.-
:
nle. There is no use ha my trying to talk
to him about some things. He aas simply
insultingly mow about hinxwrr
' I said. -Won't you1 adrnTT Tft man'bas
beautiful hair? Can t our see bow it
gross about his temples?" I was obliged
to change seata I whs really very angry.
Johnnie changed hi seat. ux He was
smiling pleasantly, and then i discovered
that Jt was quite Impossible' to see my
musician from our new point of view.
There was a young man sitting next to
me. however, much handsomer than the
musician.
He was awfully polite, too, and insisted
on lending me bis program and an opera
glasa. He was chewing gum. It was sort
of becoming to him, somehow. It went
with his face. Ha was Just about to offer
me some gum when Johnnie stood up and
said I must change seats again, as be saw
I w as aitting In a strong draft. Of course,
I had to, and found myself sitting beside
r
Daily Health Hint
Be strictly moderate In your diet, eating j
only sufficient to furnish heat and en
ergy, and to replace waste, and harden
your body by wearing llpht clothing and
exposing the skin to the air to breathing
fiesb air day and night. Then there will
be small chance of taking cold
Fawla ml the Air.
"When I order poultry from you again."
said the man w ho quarrels with bis grocer.
"1 don't want you to send me any of those
aeroplane chickens "
"What kind do you mean"
"The sort that are all wknes and machin
ery and no meal." Good Housekeeping.
Tbea It brew Hotter.
Little W illie srajr, pa, doesn t
it get
colder when the borameter falln?
Pa Tes. my son
LJuie Willie Weil, ours has tal'.en.
il-How far?
Little Willie About five fe-t. ar.d when
it stne-k the ball r.oor it bio.e.
Usdclwc Mary Jaae.
Saeet Marx Jar.e. tao hundreidweiFht
1 e se the scales and It n straight,
ti'.t we shall cancel all our date.
Though tt may cause a stir.
For f-he has tn.ught a pair of skates
And 1 srn d'Mlsmg her
-T. E. M. m New York Telegram
HANGED IP I WILI
If you won't marry me 111 kill
myself"
"WeQ, father says you cam't
bang around our house.
J
A
Agnes this time. I thanked him for being
so thoughtful of me. and said I was glad
I aaked Johnnie If he didn't think It would
be a lilndneaa on St IiXrt lo give bin! aa
encouraging smile, as be worked so hard j
t7 iV L
j. ran
and had such a Bad. lonely face. 5uchjiUg R Taylor, Second and Spring Stg
mournful tragedy la his eyes. Evidently E,ri- Ticknor. 2919 Frederick St
a man of the highest refinement.
Some men in purple velvet dress stilts
were making such a noise on soma musical
Instruments on the stage that I couldn t
hear Johnnie's reply, but I thought per
hapB I wouldn't be kind, after sJL
Ws walked through the park to the
i got a riREArrrL edge on the
TEA."
Petromolitan club later, for tea Agnes
says she likes a quiet spot for a change.
Well you couldn't cail It loud there. I
I suppose, of course, people do go there.
( But tbey never happen to come when I've
been celebrating in the place. It's so nice
j and exrluwlve. Still. 1 did see another
I table occupied once when I dined there.
I Nothing as gay or crowded as that on the
' day of our party, though. I g 't a dread
, ful sags on the tea and overturned a chair
and choaed on a muffin and became very
noisy.
I am sure the waiters beld a consulta
tion behind the s.reen as to how to have
me removed without crea.t.tg too much of
a scandal 1 suggested petting up another
c'audevT.le party nen week. Johnnie BaJd'bcrse. For a long tln.e the feud bad been
bed go if we got seats pretty far back.
He thought we were too near tbe orches
tra on this occasion
SETTLED FOR ALL TUTS.
'She kat the beauty the paetl
fa he'
"Nc anf ft' my opinion aj
never Wa4" .
jjHL BEES c3ui IOR
m
ft
V;
r."5UJN'E HrOHK.fl,
Orand Avenue.
imr and Address.
Hirold Anthony. IT12 Ames Ave
Hilda Andereon. 2506 South Fortieth Pt
ClUr Admg. 401 Webgter St
Pam Brown. 814 North SpTfcteecth St
Mary Bfninito. 1214 S. TweDty-ecc-iid 4i
Ab Borfgy, 1 1 2 South Tenth St
Matha Brown
Irene. M. Cann. J312 Corby Ft
Ruth Croseley, 2T6 Wefctr St
Mbel E. Craig. 2132 South rorty-e'xih
Hatel Cronin, 1711 Burt St
Tony Distefano. 413 North Twelfth St
MalFie Efen. Fourth and Haskell Stg
Harry B. Fillmore, 4123 North Twenty
Litzle Ferris. 122 Fierce St
Moeea Fergtt. 1706 Clark St
Annetta Ford, 10 4 Corby St
'1
- 4 -
. .JLlJ!ziL -a J
Bennie Grau, ?2i South Twenty-seyeoth St '.Mason 1S00
Roaaline J. Hughea, 451 S North Thirty-eighth St Central Park 190.
Aleeiha Heeney, DS30 North Twenty-fifth
Walter Hascn. 107 South Ninth St Train 1901
Gertrude Hollander. 1107 North Eighteenth St Ke lom 1900
Merna E. IrriEg. 3013 Manderson St Druid Hill 1903
Cleo C. Iselin. 2124 Grand Ave Saratoga 1S95
Edward Jilding. 925 North Twenty-eighth Are Webgter 1S98
Joeephin Jensen. 2721 Spragua St , Lotbxcp 1904
Kenneth Ed Keller. 2003 Burt St CaEt 1900
Ut N. Keller, 2005 Burt St Lke 1902
Eether Kroner, 474 4 North Forty-third St High 1S8S
Ralph Lock wood, 2 554 Manderaon St Lothrop 1&99
Dalaey Lewis. i523 North Eighteenth St Kellom 1904
Henry Murphy. 1418 North Seventeenth St Kellom 1&9
Annie Marsinck, 14 45 South Twelfth St Lincoln 1900
Edith Mahaffey. 1S25 South Thirty-Crrt St Park 1896
Roxana MeUger. 318 South Twanty-gixth St Fark ....1904
Leo Moore, 1511 Locnrt St Sacred Heart 1S9T
John Mercurio, 1814 Pierce St Leavenworth 1S00
John Norton, 2524 Lake St Howard Kennedy. .1896
Eleanor L Newbranch. 3221 Pacific St Park ... 1904
Howard NlalsoM, 920 North Twenty-aecond St Kelloro 104
Henry Paacale, 4011 Cuming St High 1894
Emllea E. P. Petersen, 3911 South Fifteenth St G?r. Lutheran ....1899
Effie. Robertson, 1716 Jackson St High , . . ..1893
Harold. Smith. 1911 Far nam St Central... 1900
Frank StOller, 1214 North Twenty-fifth
Katie Vogl. 2 4 4 South Fifteenth St St. Joseph
Zillah J. Waited. 3717 North Twenty-sixth St Lothrop 1900
Albert Wolf, 716 South Thirtieth St Farnam 1904
Helen M. Waal. 1128 South Twenty-eighth St Park 1699
Clarence Young, 815 South Twenty-eighth St Mason, 190J
Walter Young, 2S07 Sherman Are High ......... ...1894
Helen Zechmeister, 97 North Twenty-fifth Are Kellom 1899
A Lesson on
Tbe other day Squire L'awson of Mile right to think I We obyert to rwur thoughts.
Run township called on the teacher of the Plaintiff's A ttorney This Is a talk with
district school. Miss Hoaard, and informed the defendant. I Insist that tbs wltnssa
her that be waa going to bold court Friday has a right to explain this-.
afternoon, suggesting that It might be By tbe Court Why, certainly ba can; but
worth while to declare a recess for the ba roust not state conversation with
members of the higher class that those Witness If they will let Bis 1 waa Just
students might be edified by witness.ng going to say that Jones told me ba thought
tbe trial.
'There will be several well-known law-' Defendant's Attorney tsbouungl We
yers from tbs county seat here," said ihs don t care what Jonea thougtit, or what
eyulre, "and ha all probability their con- you thought, or what anybody thought.
duct of tbe trial w ill not only be very m- : Ws are hers to try this case oa Its
tereating. but profitable as well. The law, By the Court Will you gentlemen just be,
you know. Miss Powland, Is the must d.g- , still a mlnutt?
nlfied profession there la. and its theory, j PlalntuTs Attorney Tes. your honor, but
as elucidated by talented men, can not fall ; I object to the attorney lor defense quar
to imjiart instruction to your scholars. I rellng with tbe witness.
will see that a place Is reserved for your Witness If you had let me. I was going
class." j to say
The students were tickled at the idea of f Iefendant s Attorney (glaring savagely)
being gruesta of honor at a real trial. Tbey Maybe tbere is a one-bors lawyer across
talked a great deal about It. Vpon tbe the room that would rather quarrel with
teacher's suggestion, each one secured a j ms for
note-book end pencil tu make a summary
of tbs proceedings
"You must be very careful to nut whis
per or make any noise," warned tbe
teacher. "Ws wsut these town lawyers to
sea that wa Lace bad the advantage of
good training Heal gentlemen and ladies
xre always ccurteo-s and considerate of
others, and never express themselves
loudly "
The m at bar was ane wherein Smith
had sued Jones over a warranty of a
I brewing and all efforts to aettie hsvlng
failed the litigant went over to the county
seat and negotiated for the best legal
abi'ity procurable. rcrardle.KS of tbe cost.
The town hall was crowded, but. agree-
able to the court's pledge, ample space
had been reserved for the class which wa
to bais hs f.ret peep lr.to tbe myi-leries of
the Ism. Mir) Rowland had left her
smaller students St school under charge
of an assistsnt. and was seated tn the
n.ldst of her class She. too. felt a human
Interest in thst greatest of American at
tractions a lswsuit.
emit h s attorney was tall and spare
He wore eye-gaes and a seined eiprea
s. on of injured innocence Jones legal
n.sn was short, stout, of pugilistic pro-;-e!s1ties.
and he never for a moment let
anb-dv forget be was on earth
A witness fur Smith was put on the j
i-tand. ai'd the plaintiffs lawyer said: I
"Tell what joj know- about tb.s. Mr J. " j
Wi!t.ts Weil, you see w r.en I f:m saa
the tviee I knew It was but f rit, 1 d i
liie to exWain J :iis. b nays to nx
refeniant a Attorney Hold on! S e 00
yect to accimng told you. It Is hearts c.
tnoon-petent and '
Witness idi-tern.oedly e-Me said h would
givs me ! if 1 could get Smith I
Py the Court You must not resale cr-n-
lerkarions with any one but the parties
If-ndant s Attorney Oxdiedlyi No. ,
sir. and I Insist that his remarks be I
stricken out.
Minna Well. I thought
VtiuaMlm Attorney iui yon Lai as
DlRTHDAT DGDK.
Ihis is ihe
Day We 1
Celebrate
March 7, 191L
la.
Saratoga
Windsor 101
Central TarU 1SS
High
Tori Uton . . Su Phllemtua ....1S9S
Lincoln I?'
Webster n
Howard Kennedy.. m
Webster 1902
Ft .Balt
Holy FamKy U
Caaa I?"
Bancrort 1S?S
- fifth Ave Miller Park 101
Pacific 1&
Kellom 17
sacrea Heart it'j
Are Miller Frk 1S
St
Kellom 1904
Bancroft - 1902
Vinton 189C
the Law
J
Platntlfrs Attorney (yumplng upV Hrrah!
Io you mean to Insinuate that I am a
"one-borae lawyer"
The constable heli-ed Miss Rowland and
her charges out In time to escape tha fusil
lade of Ink wells and law books.
Next morning the teacher rtnod e tha
edge of the platform and beld up her band
to signify silence.
"titudents of the first class," she said.
"I expect wed better sliandon further in
vestigations of the law lor soma less
strenuous study. There a mors in It than
I thoug-ht. You boys who are ajnbltlous
in that direct!. may work up to it la
time by a court-e of foot liaH or training as
prixe fighters, but I don't believe It's la
tenoea ror people of a quiet and rhurch-
j going disposition. 1kjs anybody know
w hich side w-on ?"
steal lleallssw.
AuThor I see tu gsva Hiinks an t-sv
rxrtant part in this play. I thaHight ye
were not gocJ fneods?
Manager-That s all right. He gets mob
bed in the last av-t by a bwnrh of aspera.
"But that's all stare play
"Not this time I have selected three
supers from among lu creduora" Ufa
Hard wierk.
"A mounted police -nan must have a Kara
time "
"How so"
"It can t 1 an easy mstter te sleep on
horseback. "Judge
latew aad asr.
Ti
.ere are no gins l.ke the nvnl
Aga.ii.st tbe aorll I d slake era:
fusora ana rr.art aaO rleava r.f
"" c .' riuw u, n.sae ern
, ere n a in spirit and
s-nee.
( osamos)
And .tv all s j.i--.nin':
They ciKttd tiae ai.d brew kr4 taugal
s. r.ool !.).
Aca they made j fa hae.'v courtia".
K us Tie JTeld.
Look jrt the Field Ibe saoceaaful busk
neas man is the om who adrerUses wisely.
The txocrienoad adverusar uses ftm Bea.